I remember Chiefsplanet

[Iowanian]

I remember Chiefspanet
when it had chest hair and calloused hands
I remember when it talked about
football, players, beer and bands.

Wrenches, tools, and bruising tackles
What women look like nude...
Appear to now be replaced
by pastel sweaters, exotic puddings and other sissy foods.

I'm not certain of it's time of death
it wasn't delivered DOA
The rattle in its chest suggests
It's been over-run by Kathy Griffith's gays.

I looked all week for a manly read
maybe the latest elephant diarrhea news
But now it's all about grey poupon
and the proper post-September shoes.

[lcarus]

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[bdj23]

Here I sit
Same as ever
Took a dump
Pulled the level
The toilet clogged
The water flowed
Look out world
Its a mother load

[listopencil]

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[Bearcat]

Let's argue about Alex Smith.

[FlaChief58]

This one time, at band camp. ..

[Chief_For_Life58]

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[Chief_For_Life58]

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[Fish]

Who the fuck is Kathy Griffith?

[Eleazar]

We need a good Andrea Yates thread

[Why Not?]

Who the **** is Kathy Griffith?

The mom from Family Guy?

[Raiderhater]

Metrosexualplanet

[FlaChief58]

Anyone catch "the view" today? They expose us men for the insensitive sexist dirtbags we are. If anyone wants to see it, pm me for more info

[Dayze]

Chiefsplanet taught me how to love a man.

[Hammock Parties]

Chiefsplanet taught me how to love a man.

Chiefsplanet taught me how to love a woman.

[KCUnited]

Praying Kyle kept the cord blood.

[Dayze]

I remember when i threw up after eating mac'n cheese with ketchup.

[BlackHelicopters]

Why is Chase Daniel still a Chief?

[Dayze]

Chiefsplanet taught me how to love a woman.

don't judge me.

[Eleazar]

What is Rich Scanlon up to these days?

[Iowanian]

What is Rich Scanlon up to these days?

Pretty sure he is a chef.

I heard a rumor about a 3 year old girl who had recently had her face bitten off by a pit bull being asked to leave a KFC because it offended other clients. Had to be Scanlon.

[Dayze]

I remember when laptops were in jeopardy of being stolen

[redshirt32]

As June comes to an end lets us not forget those who let us be Straight/Gay/or Chefs/ or Chiefs Fans !

RIP to all the fallen soldiers wherever they may lay.

Searching For A Soldier's Grave
Recorded by Hank Williams
Written by Roy Acuff
[3/4 time]

C F
You ask me stranger why I made this journey
C G7
Why I cross three thousand miles of ocean waves
C F
Like many others my loved one was killed in action
C G7 C
And that's why I'm here I'm searching for his grave

F
Somewhere here among these many thousands
C G7
Of Americans who all died true and brave
C F
That's where I know I'll find him resting
C G7 C
So I'm here I'm searching for his grave

F
Beside each cross mark here all around me
C G7
I’ll kneel down and gladly say a prayer
C F
For all their loved ones back home across the ocean
C G7 C
Whose heart like mine is buried over here

Repeat #2

F
When I come to the spot where he's sleeping
C G7
I know it will cause more heartaches inside
C F
But I'll long to be by his side once more and tell him
C G7 C
Tell him I love him and I will until I die

Repeat #2

[TLO]

The mom from Family Guy?

That'd be Lois Griffin.

[ModSocks]

This thread has Aids.

[TimBone]

I remember when i threw up after eating mac'n cheese with ketchup.

Catsup.

[TimBone]

That'd be Lois Griffin.

Lois Griffith.

[Dayze]

Catsup.

even worse. simply due to the spelling.

[Iowanian]

This thread has Aids.

Probably because it started a new tattoo today.


....in the kitchen of a trailer park late at night.

[Discuss Thrower]

I've... read things you people wouldn't believe... Hootie's posts being flamed in a Roast thread.. I watched gifs repeat in the dark of the Dating Thread. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to make a poop thread..

[Dayze]

I remember when i didnt know what Special Fried Rice, Blue Waffle, or Lemon Party was.

[BucEyedPea]

I have callused hands from using my hand mixer and lemon reamer.

[lcarus]

I have callused hands from using my hand mixer and lemon reamer.

You are indeed a lover of liberty. Callusing your hands is an exercise of liberty. For me it's REALLY an exercise, and an exercise in liberty.

[Iowanian]

I'm starting to think more of the offseason posters have calloused vocal chords from singing LET IT GO over and over and over than on their non-sex hand.

[Dayze]

I have callused hands from using my hand mixer and lemon reamer.

in a lot of countries, you have to pay extra for that service.

[lcarus]

Weirdly, my penis usually calluses before my hand. I have a steel workers penis.

[Dayze]

Weirdly, my penis usually calluses before my hand. I have a steel workers penis.

he's probably gripping it too tight

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

One of my favorite posters. I've been missing you !

[Iowanian]

2 guys 1 fingercuff


Typical CP thread these days

[booger]

I have callused hands from using my hand mixer and lemon reamer.

Just spit on yer palm

[booger]

Banana asshole!!!

[Eleazar]

Who have you showered with lately?

[cabletech94]

i remember when Iowanian would call pussies out.


;)

[Infidel Goat]

i remember when Iowanian would call pussies out without writing in poetry.


;)

Fixed it.

[Buzz]

i remember when Iowanian would call pussies out.


;)



I remember when I came back to CP how nice everyone was being, kind of a culture shock really. When exactly did all this happen?

[TLO]

I remember a time before all the food threads
When the midgets ruled the land

[Al Bundy]

Chiefsplanet taught me to hate the Broncos.

[cmh6476]

I open this thread and there's a focking Gucci banner ad at the bottom

[TLO]

I open this thread and there's a focking Gucci banner ad at the bottom

I've got an ad about learning hypnosis.

[mlyonsd]

The forum has grown with tons of new posters since 2000. Lots of new faces with their own look on life. This is the only social media type place I visit so conversing with people on BBQ or eggs is part of it. Off-season is the worst and we've mostly been in that mode since 2003. We...are...beaten down as fans.

But I have to state I have never, and I mean never, posted about post-September shoes.

[Raiderhater]

Fixed it.

Naw, that's been a tactic of his for, well, as long as I can remember anyway.

[Iowanian]

why don't you put on your Elmer Fudd cap and watch fargo..

I hope no one is offended, it's more typical lately that I'd recommend you watch the latest dudetube video on why it's not gay to give your best friend a foot massage, as explained by someone in seasonal loafers and a new soccer jersey.

soccer still sucks and always will suck.


The forum has grown with tons of new posters since 2000. Lots of new faces with their own look on life. This is the only social media type place I visit so conversing with people on BBQ or eggs is part of it. Off-season is the worst and we've mostly been in that mode since 2003. We...are...beaten down as fans.

But I have to state I have never, and I mean never, posted about post-September shoes.

[Iowanian]

Fixed it.


In the spirit, if you choose the non-poetry category of your preferred insult, include 3 words and I will work them into a special insult, made special for you.

[Infidel Goat]

In the spirit, if you choose the non-poetry category of your preferred insult, include 3 words and I will work them into a special insult, made special for you.

Palimpsest
Panopticon
Parallax

[Iowanian]

i only know what one of those words means without a dictionary. I accept your challenge.

[Buzz]

In the spirit, if you choose the non-poetry category of your preferred insult, include 3 words and I will work them into a special insult, made special for you.

go fuck yourself

[Iowanian]

We do not tolerate bullies, buzz

The more I think about it, now that the Autoblow2 is available, I could probably grant your request in some capacity.

You and infidel can both go comb the mane on your favorite female's peniculum.

[mlyonsd]

why don't you put on your Elmer Fudd cap and watch fargo..

I hope no one is offended, it's more typical lately that I'd recommend you watch the latest dudetube video on why it's not gay to give your best friend a foot massage, as explained by someone in seasonal loafers and a new soccer jersey.

soccer still sucks and always will suck.
I'm not offended in the least and would gladly cook you a raw brat anytime.

[Iowanian]

Oh great, the McKenzie Brothers just turned this into an uncooked food thread......

[Coochie liquor]

I remember it being just like this.... But I'm a noob. Hopefully it gets better during the season before we get pickled egg threads etc

[Buzz]

We do not tolerate bullies, buzz

The more I think about it, now that the Autoblow2 is available, I could probably grant your request in some capacity.

You and infidel can both go comb the mane on your favorite female's peniculum.

wasn't personal, sending you some love.

[Iowanian]

I remember a Chiefsplanet where people didn't apologize for making perfectly reasonable and insults that were outright requested.

infadelgoatse, I'll have your response tomorrow.

[cmh6476]

I remember chiefsplanet when the royals sucked

[threebag]

I like it when a chick tries to pull my scrotum to my knees.

[mlyonsd]

Oh great, the McKenzie Brothers just turned this into an uncooked food thread......
Listen you little shit, if you want to throw, we'll throw. And next time instead of feeding you a piss soaked raw brat I'll take a dump and call it chili.

Better?

[Dayze]

I like it when a chick tries to pull my scrotum to my knees.

"tries"

whatever you say flappy

[Dayze]

Listen you little shit, if you want to throw, we'll throw. And next time instead of feeding you a piss soaked raw brat I'll take a dump and call it chili.

Better?

wait...wait wait...

are we talking bean in that chili? or just straight up beef?

[Eureka]

I have front row tickets for the thurs night chiefs@raiders game.

Any offers?

[KChiefer]

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[BullJunkandIron]

I know a site where they defend Scooter. I had to defect from those turncoats. When that kid found that corpse hanging in the closet, I prayed it was Scooter.

[frankotank]

YAY! Poetry!

There’s a kickass site called chiefsplanet
I’ll be sad if they ever do can it
Redhead thread is the bomb
I whip out my dong
And sit in the sun trying to tan it


(maybe this should have been put in the random thoughts thread?)

[Predarat]

ITS THOSE GOD DAMNED LEFTIST LIBTARDS THAT WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY AND NOT LET US KILL HOME INVADORS TO DEATH!!!!!

[frankotank]

ITS THOSE GOD DAMNED LEFTIST LIBTARDS THAT WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY AND NOT LET US KILL HOME INVADORS TO DEATH!!!!!

There once was a leftist libtard
Who played the gun control card
I said ninja please
You can suck on these
Then I shot him in my front yard

[Baby Lee]

Percy Bysshe Shelley of the Plains lecturing us on masculinity.

http://a4.files.saymedia-content.com/image/upload/c_fill,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTIwNjA4NjMzOTcwNzIyMzE2.jpg

Go on with your bad self.

[Kansas City Kid]

I like it when a chick tries to pull my scrotum to my knees.

Have you ever had a "Bill Buckner?" It's when a chick is blowing you and then cuts off one of your balls and rolls it between your legs.

[Iowanian]

Baby Lee, I know you've posted that in the wrong thread.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c2/c2c64a7d2344c1d6d1cc9fd9f0c5022c6d854de4d32c1dc1980db571de3dbe5c.jpg

[Iowanian]

Palimpsest
Panopticon
Parallax

Infidel Goatse fancies himself an intellectual with a superior vision of life, sport and the love of a woman. It's not difficult to see that he could feel that way from his panopticon, as everything probably looks the same with his only view of this room being from the confines of his rectum. He responds to posts furiously, stopping to rethink and wearing out his backspace button on a smegma covered keyboard so often that I'm certain the monitor screen reads like a hand me down palimpsest scroll with more scratches than a garage sale etcha sketch.

While he can likely be found online crowing on Jenny Craig support groups of the need for complicated foods to impress the sophisticated pallet of a man. Intellectual stimulation of learned reading of manuscripts unseen since the burning of the library of Alexandria fail to provide the stereoviewer of life to see the parallax that is the 3d view of a real man. In truth all he needs to tell the Fupa-Americans is that Man is a simple creature only requiring 2 things to be happy in a relationship. A full stomach and Empty balls.


footnote:
Palimpsest is a manuscript page from a scroll that has been scraped and reused many times
panopticon is an institutional type building(prison, nut hut, library) designed in the 18th century that allows the entire interior to be viewed from one location.....like infidel goatse's view of his entire world from his lower colon.
parallax is looking at the same image from 2 lines of site, giving it a 3d effect.

[Lzen]

footnote:
Palimpsest is a manuscript page from a scroll that has been scraped and reused many times
panopticon is an institutional type building(prison, nut hut, library) designed in the 18th century that allows the entire interior to be viewed from one location.....like infidel goatse's view of his entire world from his lower colon.
parallax is looking at the same image from 2 lines of site, giving it a 3d effect.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

Have you ever had a "Bill Buckner?" It's when a chick is blowing you and then cuts off one of your balls and rolls it between your legs.


http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ba/ba2239592bdacade5a074ecd6275353ac33191e3878998ff819e4acd42d585da.jpg

[Kansas City Kid]

Did you just come out from under the table after a game of "smiles?"

[Iowanian]

Something tells me you're pretty simple to entertain

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majq76blba1rflvifo1_1280.gif


As for the game you refer, what you choose to do with your uncles is none of my business.

[Iowanian]

http://aks.roshd.ir/photos/23.6688.medium.aspx

[Kansas City Kid]

I know you are but what am I?

About the response I would expect from a hillbilly in Iowa.

[Iowanian]

About the response I would expect from a hillbilly in Iowa.

Clever retort from the guy wiping frosting from his chin at the family reunion.


If they gave belts for being a moron in Karate, Chuck Norris would probably sign up at your school of board breaking.

Before we continue I need to know for moral reasons if you are under the age of 18 or mentally incapacitated due to factors beyond your control
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5621300992/h9C8EDB5E/

[Kansas City Kid]

Since you like poetry like the homo you are:

Iowanian went down to Dallas
And used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found his vagina
In North Carolina
And his a s s h o l e in Buckingham Palace

[seclark]

fish on!
sec

[Iowanian]

http://dicky-pickles.org/images/stop.jpg

[Kansas City Kid]

Iowanian went down to Bengal
To attend a fancy dress ball
Just for a stunt
He dressed up as a c u n t
And was f***ed by a dog in the hall

[Iowanian]

It's not so very often
I find myself surprised on the internet
But if stupid held a triple crown
you'd be a triple threat.

your brain is made of play-dough
Your belly made of lard
I'd challenge you do a game of flip a coin
but for you the rules would be too hard.

Your mother lubed herself with lead based paint
your father dipped his dick in gas
it's no surprise you like a butthole
when you were conceived inside an ass

[Kansas City Kid]

Iowanian hangs out at the mall
And confesses to having only one ball
But God's dirtiest trick
Is the size of his prick
For his boys always ask, "Is that all?"

[Dayze]

LMAO
boom.

[Iowanian]

Stolen limericks about my wiener
Are kc kid's most pressing concern
He can't seem to shake his craving
for info about my worm.


I wondered where I'd seen you before and It just came to me

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/51/01/55/5101558_ori.jpg

[Kansas City Kid]

I also had one about your vagina......being found in North Carolina. You know, after the dynamite stick you used as a cock up your ass blew up? They found your butthole in Buckingham Palace. Keep up, Rube.

[Iowanian]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd44bf377a4f77a554f4c014c41bd0a4/tumblr_mivz3fQLzG1r9gjiuo1_400.gif

[Kansas City Kid]

Iowanian had a gay place
And found it very fun to place
His hand on your cock
When it turned hard as a rock
And laugh when it explodes in his face

[Iowanian]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5f/5fed325460315d286c323477e536173f0b519c60cc2a4a74f98d7237e60b7d4b.jpg

[Kansas City Kid]

Surrender accepted, Fag.

[Iowanian]

Dance for me

http://vipgif.com/uploads/gif/gif/123/kenny-powers-makes-it-rain.gif

[Iowanian]

KC Kid may not be the biggest dumbass
but could lead the 2014 class
his mind was so simple
with a dick like a pimple
His head definitely is placed in his ass.

[Kansas City Kid]

Iowanian caused a great fuss
By sucking off small boys on a bus
Then went out and sniffed turds
From the assholes of birds
He sure is a dirty old cuss

[Katipan]

I also had one about your vagina......being found in North Carolina. You know, after the dynamite stick you used as a cock up your ass blew up? They found your butthole in Buckingham Palace. Keep up, Rube.

I had that limerick book.

dynamite stick for a thrill... bits of her tits in brazil... etc.

It's good to know you read.

[Kansas City Kid]

Iowanian read from Horatio
And is fond of a form of fellatio
He kept accurate track
Of the boys he'd attack
And called it his c o c k sucking ratio

[Raiderhater]

I also had one about your vagina......being found in North Carolina. You know, after the dynamite stick you used as a cock up your ass blew up? They found your butthole in Buckingham Palace. Keep up, Rube.

Going back to point out a retort is not a retort.

[rico]

We need a good Andrea Yates thread

Yes, yes we do... That shit was so fucked up. I just watched this CNN documentary on Netflix about her. Still can't believe that shit.

[Eureka]

Won't even make an offer on my tickets. CP has changed you jerks!

[Infidel Goat]

Infidel Goatse fancies himself an intellectual with a superior vision of life, sport and the love of a woman. It's not difficult to see that he could feel that way from his panopticon, as everything probably looks the same with his only view of this room being from the confines of his rectum. He responds to posts furiously, stopping to rethink and wearing out his backspace button on a smegma covered keyboard so often that I'm certain the monitor screen reads like a hand me down palimpsest scroll with more scratches than a garage sale etcha sketch.

While he can likely be found online crowing on Jenny Craig support groups of the need for complicated foods to impress the sophisticated pallet of a man. Intellectual stimulation of learned reading of manuscripts unseen since the burning of the library of Alexandria fail to provide the stereoviewer of life to see the parallax that is the 3d view of a real man. In truth all he needs to tell the Fupa-Americans is that Man is a simple creature only requiring 2 things to be happy in a relationship. A full stomach and Empty balls.


footnote:
Palimpsest is a manuscript page from a scroll that has been scraped and reused many times
panopticon is an institutional type building(prison, nut hut, library) designed in the 18th century that allows the entire interior to be viewed from one location.....like infidel goatse's view of his entire world from his lower colon.
parallax is looking at the same image from 2 lines of site, giving it a 3d effect.

Awesome stuff. Pretty much spot on--and it reminds me that I need to clean off my laptop before turning it in for a new model at work!

[Iowanian]

Glad you liked it

http://blog.al.com/living-news/2009/08/medium_goat%20boy.jpg

[Katipan]

Ahhh how I remember CP

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?p=5477838&highlight=poem#post5477838

[Iowanian]

Ahhh how I remember CP

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?p=5477838&highlight=poem#post5477838

You burned me to the bottom of my soul. I have been unable to sing a note since.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4go5v4o6g1qifr9no1_500.gif

[Iowanian]

Upon further review, I think I got a standing 8 count in the 2nd round, didn't see the upper cut coming.

In 6th grade my ex-boyfriend and his friends sang me a Valentines poem.

"Roses are red, Violets are black.
How come your chest is as flat as my back?"


Valentines Day is no ****ing time for poetry, Iowannian.

Oh now...IowaniPooems can fix most anything.


Katipan's old boyfriend wrote poems
But he failed to pass that test.
At 12 years old he knew no better
than to laugh at her undeveloped breasts.

Now she's the one who's laughing
Its quite a site to see
Her milk machines exploded
and grew into large "B"s.

Breast size doesn't matter
When you're a man thats so refined.
besides you'll rarely see them
as you're poking her from behind.

Iowaiiani's poem cut deep and to the quick.
Too close to home I'm forced to admit.
Too smart an insult from so dumb a wit.
Too big a slam from so small a twit.
So hard to reply to such a limp prick.
So easy to fall into his vaccuous pit.
But as I sit
I find the recovery to my fit.
His voluptuous breasts beat my B tit.
But my engorged cock embarasses his puny dick.

A chopping motion made
she swung her sword for keeps
making jokes about my organ
Will surely cut me deep.

I'm not so much a boob man
rarely intend to come off crass
Katipan should remember that often
with giant juggage comes huge ass.

She's suggested my hangdown is lacking
At least she didn't shout "you're ghey!"
But when it comes to little pickles, thats
just something chics with HUGE BERGINERS Say.

Now just to be a manly, man
and keep my clam hammer's pride in tact.
Katipan could probably work at hooters
with Affirmative action, I'm certain thats a fact.

Have a happy Hallmark day
If you're so inclined.
But take your "little pickle" smack
and put them where the sun don't shine.

Now that you're also Iow anian
I'd like to compliment your poetic wit
If you want a pair for Valentines
I'll tell your boyfriend give you a coupon for new tits.

As crazy as it sounds, you just might be right.
I find your worm of humor to be a delicious bite.
I'm not sure why I felt the urge to fight.
Perhaps it is ingrained to rebel at your Alpha Might.
Perhaps my Miracle Enahancing Water Padded Extreme Push Up Bra was on too tight.
And while I'm sure your hanglow is an impressive sight.
I'd rather hang onto a kite
In a minefield, at night.

[Katipan]

It's no homoerotic offering siphoned from google but it was good times.

[Iowanian]

I think I've solved the riddle.

You are thinking Phil made that guys wife fat with food.


I hereby request that firemeboy's name be changed to 'hot pie"

[Baby Lee]

I think I've solved the riddle.

You are thinking Phil made that guys wife fat with food.


I hereby request that firemeboy's name be changed to 'hot pie"

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/06/19/GoT-Infographics/19-hotpieconvotopics.o.png/a_560x0.png

[Rausch]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5621300992/h9C8EDB5E/

Probably bad form for you to call people short or me to label someone an alcoholic...

[Bowser]

http://www.tdpri.com/forum/attachments/just-pickups/176097d1365777719-huge-box-wb-pickups-like-where-thread-going-jpg

[Rausch]

http://www.tdpri.com/forum/attachments/just-pickups/176097d1365777719-huge-box-wb-pickups-like-where-thread-going-jpg

Once again, I refuse to be Brad Pitt's character if it's outside a basement setting..

[Infidel Goat]

A Grey Poupon ad for Iowanian.

OeG3dwk8D6w

[Bowser]

Once again, I refuse to be Brad Pitt's character if it's outside a basement setting..

http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Brad-Pitt-True-Romance.jpg

Rausch - "Get some beer. And some cleaning supplies."

[Rausch]

http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Brad-Pitt-True-Romance.jpg

Rausch - "Get some beer. And some cleaning supplies."

It's in my range.

I'm a method actor...

[stevieray]

It's in my range.

I'm a method actor...

i submit character actor, your honor....

[Iowanian]

Probably bad form for you to call people short or me to label someone an alcoholic...

It's obviously a metaphor, McLovin.


I just watched a guy try to eat 50 eggs in a serving.

[Iowanian]

Language issues

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