The C-String

[Gadzooks]

Apparently the G-string bikini bottom wasn't revealing enough, so here comes the C-string.
http://skip-to-the-end.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/c-string-400x300.jpg
As a guitarist I hate to think what they would make as the E-string.

Here's some story from the Mirror UK:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/new-barely-there-c-string-underwear-craze-3731995

[BullJunkandIron]

Was it found in a dumpster?

[Dayze]

I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]





note....it looks like something Gene Simmons should market.

[Fish]

Does that insert into the butthole? Or just like... over the top? Is that perhaps an option?

[Dayze]

that's a damned good question.

it will seriously impact me, as to if I'll wear it.

[BullJunkandIron]

It might insert in the front hole.

[Dayze]

It might insert in the front hole.

:hmmm:
self-insertion? or like Bonnie Rotten administered insertion?
these are pretty important questions.

[BullJunkandIron]

Could go in the nose hole and be a nose warmer.

[kcxiv]

ALl its supposed to do is cover the lips! lol i doubt it goes inside the asshole. haha It would turn colors haha

[beach tribe]

I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]





note....it looks like something Gene Simmons should market.

You gotta match it to the 4th fret of the G not the 5th.:D

[BullJunkandIron]

ALl its supposed to do is cover the lips! lol i doubt it goes inside the asshole. haha It would turn colors haha

What if it was bleached?

[Dayze]

You gotta match it to the 4th fret of the G not the 5th.:D

that's the sad part....I was. LMAO

nothing like getting everything tuned up, then hitting a D-Chord and stopping abruptly asking aloud "Oh, well fuck me. what the fuck is that"?

[el borracho]

Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.

[Dayze]

Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.

that's a good point. next time that B string is giving me shit, I'm playing in the nude. folks will either be too intimidated by the size of my wang, or feel so very sorry for me, that they won't even notice I'm out of tune.

[Gadzooks]

that's a good point. next time that B string is giving me shit, I'm playing in the nude. folks will either be too intimidated by the size of my wang, or feel so very sorry for me, that they won't even notice I'm out of tune.

Through practice and ear training you'll be able to tune your guitar using natural harmonics. No need for nudity or insertion.

[Gadzooks]

NSFW?

http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/582/596b96bbf74f4f43b517cd00ee00f0d6.jpg

[ThaVirus]

This could be glorious or it could completely backfire on us..

[mikey23545]

We need someone from Chiefsplanet to test that thing and check it for comfort and utility...

Oh LUUUV...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I vote for BigRedChief

[unlurking]

This image made that link worth clicking...

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3703545.ece/alternates/s615b/Kendall-Jenner.png

[loochy]

:shrug: this thread isnt about programming?




#include <iostream> //For cout
#include <cstring> //For the string functions

using namespace std;

int main()
{
char name[50];
char lastname[50];
char fullname[100]; // Big enough to hold both name and lastname

cout<<"Please enter your name: ";
cin.getline ( name, 50 );
if ( strcmp ( name, "Julienne" ) == 0 ) // Equal strings
cout<<"That's my name too.\n";
else // Not equal
cout<<"That's not my name.\n";
// Find the length of your name
cout<<"Your name is "<< strlen ( name ) <<" letters long\n";
cout<<"Enter your last name: ";
cin.getline ( lastname, 50 );
fullname[0] = '\0'; // strcat searches for '\0' to cat after
strcat ( fullname, name ); // Copy name into full name
strcat ( fullname, " " ); // We want to separate the names by a space
strcat ( fullname, lastname ); // Copy lastname onto the end of fullname
cout<<"Your full name is "<< fullname <<"\n";
cin.get();
}

[Oxford]

[QUOTE=Dayze;10711701]I always have a huge issue getting the B string in tune. No shit. I can get every other in tune, but the B string. It's the "Understanding what the hell chicks say" of strings.]

B-string holy roller, everyone jump the B-string;
B-string take this country, come take me home again

Cat stevens

[TLO]

Not really a big fan. Looks really weird.

[Kansas City Kid]

I wore a Speedo with a sweet potato stuffed in it to the pool the other night hoping to meet some chicks but not one would talk to me but I did learn a valuable lesson which was next time wear the sweet potato in the front.

[Garcia Bronco]

lol...unless there is a post keeping that thing in...it's coming off too easily.

[TLO]

lol...unless there is a post keeping that thing in...it's coming off too easily.

I think the pointy end at the back inserts into your poop hole.

[DMAC]

It would look better with pasties up top.

[BullJunkandIron]

I would wear it on my head as a eye patch.

[Rain Man]

This could be glorious or it could completely backfire on us..

Count me in the glorious camp.

[Katipan]

Count me in the glorious camp.

You have been duly counted.

NSFL

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Free-Shipping-Sexy-Men-s-C-string-C-string-Thong-Pouch-Underwear-CL3207/1375174966.html

[BigRedChief]

I vote for BigRedChiefAnything to provide entertainment to the masses.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cQb2tKyozEQ/STbwX54naRI/AAAAAAAAAZk/pi6MPENNIf4/s400/obese_fat_guy.jpg

[Reaper16]

Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02939/Towie-pants_2939426k.jpg

[DMAC]

Those are not men.

[ChiTown]

Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02939/Towie-pants_2939426k.jpg

Why, God? Why did I click that?

And, WTF are Men wearing those things? Gotta be gay, no? NTTAWWT.........

[Pooch]

My wife has one!! Bought it on eBay from china!! Says the comfort is better than expected and only wears it to hide panty lines and camel toes in certain pants!!

[ThaVirus]

My wife has one!! Bought it on eBay from china!! Says the comfort is better than expected and only wears it to hide panty lines and camel toes in certain pants!!


Go ahead and post a pic of her in just the C-string so we can see if it's a fad we can all get behind.

[sedated]

so we can see if it's a fad we can all get behind.

one letter changes this sentence dramatically

[Iowanian]

I wore a Speedo with a sweet potato stuffed in it to the pool the other night hoping to meet some chicks but not one would talk to me but I did learn a valuable lesson which was next time wear the sweet potato in the front.


Stolen joke is stolen.

[aturnis]

Rapist rejoice. Half the fight is won...

[eDave]

And, WTF are Men wearing those things? Gotta be gay, no? NTTAWWT.........

Ya think?

[Kansas City Kid]

Stolen joke is stolen.

Meat Gazer

[jjchieffan]

I did a Google image search. That showed the male version too. It's just made to slide over the junk form fitting. Why even bother? Everyone still sees your manhood. Ridiculous.

[BullJunkandIron]

I prefer urinalysis observer.

[Iowanian]

CP vernacular is "Meat Peeker". Everyone can tell you're a dong watcher....but probably at the kiddy pool given your name.

[Kansas City Kid]

CP vernacular is "Meat Peeker". Everyone can tell you're a dong watcher....but probably at the kiddy pool given your name.

So your retort is "I know you are but what am I?" What a jackass.:LOL:

[crazycoffey]

My 2014 swimsuit.....

[ThaVirus]

Men's beach fashion is also moving in strange new (NSFW?) directions:



http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02939/Towie-pants_2939426k.jpg


PGM and Billay hit the beach.

[Iowanian]

So your retort is "I know you are but what am I?" What a jackass.:LOL:


My official retort is that you're a simple barnacle on a pirate hooker's beef curtain.

[Rausch]

It would look better with pasties up top.

Women should just wear whatever they find comfortable and instead put "I'm a filthy whore" on their shirt somewhere...

[Gadzooks]

Katipan, Reaper and crazycoffey have missed the spirit of this thread.
Katipan gets a pass but Reaper and crazycoffey, I am disappoint...
I will be viewing your future posts with the following face:
http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/February-16-2012-02-15-36-dog.jpg

[Psyko Tek]

You have been duly counted.

NSFL

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Free-Shipping-Sexy-Men-s-C-string-C-string-Thong-Pouch-Underwear-CL3207/1375174966.html

did not know what NSFL meant,
until now...
my own curiosity has scared me

some links are not meant to be clicked

[Gadzooks]

did not know what NSFL meant,
until now...
my own curiosity has scared me

some links are not meant to be clicked

Yeah, It's like some sort of football league. What a dirty trick...

I think she might have meant Not Safe For Lesbians
-OR-
Not Safe For Looking at other Men's junk

Either way, she fights dirty.

[crazycoffey]

Katipan, Reaper and crazycoffey have missed the spirit of this thread.
Katipan gets a pass but Reaper and crazycoffey, I am disappoint...
I will be viewing your future posts with the following face:
http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/February-16-2012-02-15-36-dog.jpg

What? I posted a pic of the "D" string.....

[Katipan]

Lol guys it was a in the moment joke. NOT SAFE FOR LOOCHY. But really I doubt even loochy got it so sorry about the meat gazing.

[loochy]

Lol guys it was a in the moment joke. NOT SAFE FOR LOOCHY. But really I doubt even loochy got it so sorry about the meat gazing.

I didn't get it. However, I didn't dare click on it.

[Kansas City Kid]

My official retort is that you're a simple barnacle on a pirate hooker's beef curtain.

And you are a piece of lettuce orbiting a turd in the bowl of a steaming hot port-a-potty in an Iowa cornfield.

[Katipan]

They don't have those in cornfields. You hold it or shit down your leg like real men.

[Kansas City Kid]

shit down your leg.

That describes Iowanian's posts beautifully.

[Rausch]

That describes Iowanian's posts beautifully.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-25067-And-Here-We-Go-Joker-gif-Imgur-x71M.gif

[Iowanian]

And you are a piece of lettuce orbiting a turd in the bowl of a steaming hot port-a-potty in an Iowa cornfield.

Silly goose, porta potty's don't have a bowl nor do they have water to swirl them around.....they're just an empty hole filled with shit and random garbage, kind of like your skull.
They're also pretty much open to have random strangers in them, like your backside at a festival.

[lcarus]

NSFW?

http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/582/596b96bbf74f4f43b517cd00ee00f0d6.jpg

That's the densest bush I've seen in a while. And psst....she's got a turtlehead pokin out.

[Kaepernick]

Why even bother at that point? You are obviously not shy; just go nude.

It is technically legal where going bottomless is not.

It is also used in bikini contests. I have never seen one in the wild though. But I did see a chick in a sling bikini. Very close to being nude, but again, technically it is legal so the cops cant do a thing unless somebody complains.

[Kansas City Kid]

Silly goose, porta potty's don't have a bowl nor do they have water to swirl them around.....they're just an empty hole filled with shit like me and random garbage.

I knew you would be an expert on port-a-pottys and the shit that fills them.

[Iowanian]

If you'll give me your address I'd like to send you one of these C-strings.

It seems appropriate that you would wear one as a helmet.

[Kansas City Kid]

Give you my address? So now you're a stalker on top of everything else?