This is the scandal that will bring down President Obama

[teedubya]

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President Obama, you can use the IRS to trample your political enemies. You can divert the entire defense budget to your cronies in Big Solar. You can sell Vin Diesel to Mexican drug cartels. You can cover up your secret role in orchestrating the Benghazi attacks.

But no one reaches over the sneeze guard at Chipotle, Mr. President. No one.

You may have the power to order a nuclear strike on any city in the world. You might be able to veto any bill Congress sends to your desk. But that doesn’t mean that your fingers aren’t still covered in germs, germs that I don’t want anywhere near my corn salsa.

Seriously, Mr. President. Gross.

It’s one thing to destroy America’s health care system with a socialist scheme that has totally failed and is ruining our economy. It’s another thing entirely to designate yourself the 21st century Typhoid Mary by spreading your disgusting germs via a burrito bowl-based disease vector.

I can only assume House Government Oversight Committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa will call for hearings to get to the bottom of this fresh scandal. When was the last time Obama had washed his hands? Was he sick at the time? Who else was in the administration knew about his plans to infect the condiments? How deep does this go? And where exactly was Hillary Clinton?

Hearings, of course, will be followed by impeachment, then a trial in the Senate. It’s time for President Obama to pay for his actions. This time, Mr. President, you’ve gone too far.

http://bluenationreview.com/scandal-will-finally-bring-president-obama/

Eat a bag of dicks, DC politards. Release your sphincter. This is what is known as a joke.

[TLO]

inb4 this somehow ends up in DC

[Strongside]

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[a pp roach]

jokes rely on humor

[BigRedChief]

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President Obama, you can use the IRS to trample your political enemies. You can divert the entire defense budget to your cronies in Big Solar. You can sell Vin Diesel to Mexican drug cartels. You can cover up your secret role in orchestrating the Benghazi attacks.

But no one reaches over the sneeze guard at Chipotle, Mr. President. No one.

You may have the power to order a nuclear strike on any city in the world. You might be able to veto any bill Congress sends to your desk. But that doesn’t mean that your fingers aren’t still covered in germs, germs that I don’t want anywhere near my corn salsa.

Seriously, Mr. President. Gross.

It’s one thing to destroy America’s health care system with a socialist scheme that has totally failed and is ruining our economy. It’s another thing entirely to designate yourself the 21st century Typhoid Mary by spreading your disgusting germs via a burrito bowl-based disease vector.

I can only assume House Government Oversight Committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa will call for hearings to get to the bottom of this fresh scandal. When was the last time Obama had washed his hands? Was he sick at the time? Who else was in the administration knew about his plans to infect the condiments? How deep does this go? And where exactly was Hillary Clinton?

Hearings, of course, will be followed by impeachment, then a trial in the Senate. It’s time for President Obama to pay for his actions. This time, Mr. President, you’ve gone too far.

http://bluenationreview.com/scandal-will-finally-bring-president-obama/

Eat a bag of dicks, DC politards. Release your sphincter. This is what is known as a joke.
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[cabletech94]

man, i'd do that shit too, for some chipotle!

[WhawhaWhat]

Totally agree. Who does that? Although can you imagine the burrito maker saying "Sir, can you stay behind the glass please?"

[Deberg_1990]

Most food snobbiest POTUS of all time

[TimBone]

Direckshun will see this as a perfect opportunity to discuss gun control.

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Although can you imagine the burrito maker saying "No Sir, we don't have Kale." FYP :LOL:

[teedubya]

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That gif is totally not what I was expecting... I just knew you'd make some ban him comment. LOL. That gif is epic, btw.

[TribalElder]

I've actually seen someone do that at chipotle, behind me in line thankfully

Stay behind the sneeze guard you diseased fucks

[lewdog]

That should bring him down. Boring ass, tasteless "Mexican" food should be a crime.

[Dunerdr]

I've walked out of restraints for less and I'm fat.

[BullJunkandIron]

What are you in restraints for? Does it have to with small children or the elderly?

[BullJunkandIron]

I've walked out of restraints for less and I'm fat.

Pics, are your a liar.

[JoeyChuckles]

Blame me for this faux pas, I voted him in twice. What was I thinking?... that Chipotle pointing son of a gun. He probably also orders fajita veggies and beans in the same burrito.

Should we impeach now or wait until he goes to Papa Murphy's?

[ILChief]

Wow, first he chewed gum and now this

[loochy]

WHAT A SCUMBAG

HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THOSE THAT SERVED OUR COUNTRY

/DC

[ChiliConCarnage]

I say impeach.
Seriously, that is fucked up though. Sometimes the chick is stingy with the Barbacoa. It looks like he's giving her the what for about cheaping out on the amount of steak on his bowl. It takes a President to get something done around here. I'll assume my next trip will get a serving and 1/2 of meat

[Fire Me Boy!]

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[Tytanium]

Why's the sneeze guard backwards? What's going on here?

[cosmo20002]

Why's the sneeze guard backwards? What's going on here?

I thought that at first, but I think it is an optical illusion from the reflection of the trays on the glass.

In any event, that is a low-ass sneeze guard that would only guard against the sneezes of children and midgets.

[Tytanium]

I thought that at first, but I think it is an optical illusion from the reflection of the trays on the glass.

In any event, that is a low-ass sneeze guard that would only guard against the sneezes of children and midgets.

Ah, I guess you're right. I don't do it myself, but the line people usually yell at people who point at stuff over the sneeze guard. Who yells at the president, though?

[Rausch]

What are you in restraints for? Does it have to with small children or the elderly?

LMAO

[WhawhaWhat]

In any event, that is a low-ass sneeze guard that would only guard against the sneezes of children and midgets.

The worst kinds of sneezes.

[Rausch]

The worst kinds of sneezes.

Midget sneezes immediately turn to fairy dust.

Children's sneezes are full of the most vile contagions on the planet...

[Dayze]

Could I get double steak?

"fuck you Mr. President".

[Rausch]

Could I get double steak?

"**** you Mr. President".

Angry woman in middle does not seem like Obama voter...

[WhiteWhale]

I'm not totally outraged or anything but in all seriousness... who does that?

[rico]

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It appears (to me) as if the program used to create this meme was Irfanview. I thought I was the only one who used that program for that same thing until seeing this pic.....just something about it screams Irfanview.