Simply Red is ChiefsPlanet's greatest treasure.

[Direckshun]

Only because I get these random-ass emails from SR once every month or so.

I'm not going to lie, I'm super pissed at you again.

But I thought I'd drop this page and options are off to the right (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvFW0Vs89Cc) on you - basically ANY of the white illuminated options are hits in my book.

Here are the really good ones - Dj Zinc - 'Casino Royale'

Also - Dom Roland "Can't Punish Me"

and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlyiMqOsTVI

By the way - I'm being serious - I know you like Obama - but wasn't that Obama-Phone thing retarded? How do you feel about that?

Also - Have you ever been to a Perkins, If so; What did you order? and how was it?

Folks, I love this man.

[Direckshun]

For the record, Perkins' pancakes are pretty good. But I love their pies. Always have.

And I have no idea what the Obama-Phone thing is. LMAO

[RealSNR]

Perkins pies are pretty damn good.

They used to offer a cheeseburger fries and a milkshake deal that was pretty damn tasty as well.

[Katipan]

Signed.

[Baby Lee]

I miss Tippins, never gave Perkins another thought.

[Donger]

I, too, like Simply Red. He reminds me of one of my brothers. The one who my kids watch and say, "It's amazing that you two came from the same parents."

[Donger]

I miss Tippins, never gave Perkins another thought.

Was Tippins the one on the corner of something and something in PV?

[The Franchise]

Perkins pies are pretty damn good.

They used to offer a cheeseburger fries and a milkshake deal that was pretty damn tasty as well.

The one thing I miss about the midwest.......motherfucking Perkins.

[hometeam]

I got food poisoning last time I went to Perkins. My b hole was on fire for days.

[ChiTown]

Was Tippins the one on the corner of something and something in PV?

82nd and Mission Rd

[Pablo]

Yes, 'hip' posters have known this for quite some time.

[Kansas City Kid]

I got food poisoning last time I went to Perkins. My b hole was on fire for days.

Did your ass look like the flag of Japan?

[Predarat]

I miss Tippins, never gave Perkins another thought.
Tippens was the best.

[luv]

He's swell.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He won't put out if you coddle hin like this though

[BWillie]

I feel blessed, I got one of my first, maybe second PM from him last night about randomness.

[KCUnited]

My folks still have some old Pippin's pie pans at their house.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What are your thoughts on Grand pa Pigeons?

[Fire Me Boy!]

LIKE

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I am not talking to him till he becomes spaghetti red though

[ChiTown]

My folks still have some old Pippin's pie pans at their house.

Yeah. I remember shortly after my Mom passed away, I was going through her kitchen packing up items. There must have been a dozen Pippin's Pie tins stacked in one of her cabinets. I could taste that strawberry pie from just looking at the tins........

[Hammock Parties]

Simply Red is the Obi-Wan Kenobi of Chiefsplanet. A crazy old wizard hanging out in the wastes, popping in when you least expect it. Helping you and expecting nothing in return.

He has taught me the ways of the Force.

[lcarus]

Simply Red is a pretty damn good poster and a hell of a friend. I know him outside of CP. Used to own a half casino/half Barn Burger with him back in Champaign, Illinois circa 1979.

[Rain Man]

Simply Red is ChiefsPlanet's greatest treasure.

I always wondered why we keep him locked up.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What is bi polar?

[Rain Man]

What is bi polar?

An effeminate Inuit.

[Fire Me Boy!]

An effeminate Inuit.

ROFL

But why's he gotta be effeminate? Haven't you ever seen the Village People?

[Baby Lee]

Simply Braski!!

[BigBeauford]

He's like this guy.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljt509puSx1qhhlluo1_500.png

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What are your feelings on the Big Beauford Mr. Big Beauford?

[OnTheWarpath15]

SR is good people. Still pissed I missed him when I was in ATL for all of 12 hours in April.

#2010Bash

#FuckBuck'sHat

[Simply Red]

http://i57.tinypic.com/23kri42.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Simply Red has the greatest advice on the following subjects:

Fashion
Food
Women

[SAUTO]

I'll echo the sentiment the SR is real good people
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[Dunerdr]

He looked at one of my poorly thought out and spelled posts once. <3 honorable mention. I like what GBLOWFISH brings to the table. And I miss thiglyfe.

[rico]

I don't know how anyone can really have anything negative to say about the dude. Good people fo sho.

[Coochie liquor]

I miss Tippins, never gave Perkins another thought.

Believe it or not, if it wasn't for Tippems I might not be a Chiefs fan. When I started getting in to football I worked at Tippens in STL. The 2 managers were huge KC fans. They made me the Chiefs fan I am.... Dicks!! Lol

[Pepe Silvia]

His gifs are legendary.

[cabletech94]

His gifs are legendary.

should there be a SR GIF thread.

and my favorite random post from him was an xmas greeting. and that's all i can add without being insensitive. it was great!!

[SuperChief]

SR showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampi. E'rrybody know that.

[Simply Red]

Seriously - Not sure the reason for this - but it's very thoughtful of you all.

Very sweet gesture. I'm thankful to have online 'distant' yet not so distant friends - as each and every one of your special asses.

Means a ton. Really. Thank you.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

My life would not be the same without SR !

[Simply Red]

Don't worry about a HBD thread this year in a few mos.

We're good for five yrs.

Direckshun is one of my favorites as well - Like top 5 caliber - if I were a rating type of person w/ regards to posters' talents.

[rico]

http://i57.tinypic.com/23kri42.jpg

LMAO

This is a funny friggin gif.

[Fairplay]

He's one of CP's finest posters

[Simply Red]

My life would not be the same without SR !

& you HF - YOU! - how many jumping-jacks did you pull off over the course of this week? So proud you're partaking in the Fitness thread. It's been special you're involved there.

[vailpass]

He's one of CP's finest posters

I'd do him...

[Sorter]

I'd do him...

:drool:

[rico]

We need to have a "let's jack each other off" thread. :)

[Pepe Silvia]

We need to have a "let's jack each other off" thread. :)

Awesome, everyone could play biscuits.

[Simply Red]

We need to have a "let's jack each other off" thread. :)

there is something special in each and every one of you.

I really mean that.

[rico]

there is something special in each and every one of you.

I really mean that.

Are you, by chance a big fan of Mr. Rogers? If so, I am too... big time. I used to love his "you should always know that you are the best at something, and this is true...for you are the best, the best at being you." Used to really make me feel a little less...insignificant at the time.

This guy is the shit:

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[Simply Red]

Are you, by chance a big fan of Mr. Rogers? If so, I am too... big time. I used to love his "you should always know that you are the best at something, and this is true...for you are the best, the best at being you." Used to really make me feel a little less...insignificant at the time.

This guy is the shit:

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I did but mostly for Puppet King Friday & the factory.

Fred was solid though - He could easily have fallen into the creepy peewee herman slide downward. But he stayed solid throughout his life. Very nice gesture and dedication to a nice cause for kids.

[rico]

I did but mostly for Puppet King Friday & the factory.

Fred was solid though - He could easily have fallen into the creepy peewee herman slide downward. But he stayed solid throughout his life. Very nice gesture and dedication to a nice cause for kids.

Yeah, I was just thinking that after re-watching that clip, that I'm glad that he didn't glide on the creepy side. It seems like a lot of these "pro-children" dudes do. Thank God Mr. Rogers stayed cool.

[srvy]

Suave God Damn your Suave SR.

[Buzz]

I will never get that pic of Red in assless chaps out of my head, here's to you freak! :cuss:

[Eleazar]

Simply Red taught me how to love a woman and how to discipline a child.

Say, has anyone seen Simply Red and Rich Scanlon in the same place? I think not!

[Anyong Bluth]

True, True. SR is good people.

[TimBone]

I love him.

[Pablo]

I love him. Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

[ThatRaceCardGuy]

I hate everything. .except Simply Red..that man is amazing.

[TLO]

FAP

FAP FAP

FAP FAP FAP

FAP FAP FAP FAP

[ChiTown]

If SR would allow me the honor, I would bear his Child......

[Buzz]

Red once threatened me to a fight, still shaking in my boots, he was then quite nice and offered me ball powder.

[Pepe Silvia]

Your compliment was sufficient, Louis.

OMG where did you get that overnight bag?

[Rasputin]

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[Katipan]

He taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

[Sorter]

An exquisite man, to say the very least.


Simply Red is quite exceptional.

[Hammock Parties]

We just had a nice phone call.

He is so sweet.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Simply Red is on the list

[Eleazar]

I'll bet his anus is always milky white.

[eDave]

Classic SR.

He called me a friend the other day. Twas a great day.

[ChiTown]

I once asked SR what it meant to be a man. He didn't say a word. We tossed back shots of tequila and then he knitted me a guitar. It was powerful. Thanks, brah.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I once asked SR what it meant to be a man. He didn't say a word. We tossed back shots of tequila and then he knitted me a guitar. It was powerful. Thanks, brah.


ROFL

[Mrs. Loopner]

I'd do him...

Would

Love his taste in music too!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Simply Red reminds me of the gay character Mitchell on Modern Family for some reason.

[Baby Lee]

I'd do him...

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[Dave Lane]

My folks still have some old Pippin's pie pans at their house.

You can still get the pies at Hen House at 83rd and mission. Pippins, ahhh yes good times.

I got one of their Mother fucking strawberry pies a couple weeks ago. I call it mofo pie for obvious reasons.

[Rausch]

If I got to pick 5 guys on CP to hit vegas with he'd be one them.

I bet he's wild $3it when wasted...

[Simply Red]

If I got to pick 5 guys on CP to hit vegas with he'd be one them.

I bet he's wild $3it when wasted...

perhaps a few years back, I had to quit drinking - but If you could land me some Oxy's - I could do a binge for a few days, I get really cerebral on that crap - I am good for a two or three day binge once every 7 or 8 yrs. I always put the brakes on and don't revisit it for many yrs. Actually a confession, I love them and would have issues if I weren't careful and cognizant of those little white bastards.

[Fire Me Boy!]

perhaps a few years back, I had to quit drinking - but If you could land me some Oxy's - I could do a binge for a few days, I get really cerebral on that crap - I am good for a two or three day binge once every 7 or 8 yrs. I always put the brakes on and don't revisit it for many yrs. Actually a confession, I love them and would have issues if I weren't careful and cognizant of those little white bastards.


Here you go, bud. Knock yourself out.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/29/bu8a8a8e.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I like a lot of you but love very few of you. I love SR.

[KCUnited]

You can still get the pies at Hen House at 83rd and mission. Pippins, ahhh yes good times.

I got one of their Mother ****ing strawberry pies a couple weeks ago. I call it mofo pie for obvious reasons.

Good to know, that's the closest Hen House to me. We were a very frugal family, so when we got Pippins (my mom's fav along with Chi Chi's) she would keep the pie pans and reuse them.

[salame]

he aight

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Nobody clean breaks like Spaghetti Red

[notorious]

"Clean Break"


LMAO

[Rasputin]

SR

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[srvy]

When I was new to this forum he welcomed me with open arms.

I will wash his feet with my tears and anoint them with oil at his funeral.

[Pepe Silvia]

perhaps a few years back, I had to quit drinking - but If you could land me some Oxy's - I could do a binge for a few days, I get really cerebral on that crap - I am good for a two or three day binge once every 7 or 8 yrs. I always put the brakes on and don't revisit it for many yrs. Actually a confession, I love them and would have issues if I weren't careful and cognizant of those little white bastards.

Lets be friends.