Which Would You Rather Have? Vomiting or Diarrhea?

[Donger]

If you had to have one, of course? Inspiration credit goes to GoChief's attempt at a grilled burger in the What's For Dinner? Here's mine... thread.

[Katipan]

Diarrhea. You're facing the toilet the correct way and I don't have to see anything.

[notorious]

Vomiting takes a lot out of my body from heaving. It is far worse.

[NewChief]

I don't mind puking a few times at all, but I can't stand when you get to the stomach bile dry heaving stage.

[BigMeatballDave]

They are both equally horrible.

[Rasputin]

Whoa

How close to a bathroom?


If you are traveling on the road I'd rather be able to pull over and throw up than than get diarrhea.

[cdcox]

After a bout of diarrhea I don't have chunks of it lodged in my sinuses, so I prefer that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Diarrhea.

[Mennonite]

This is actually the same question I ask myself when I'm ordering something at Taco Bell.

[gblowfish]

These are the only choices on the menu? Hey, this IS like being at Taco Bell!

[Valiant]

Should not even be a hard choice. Diarrhea, you cannot play on your phone at the toilet if you are vomiting.

[98 SR20]

Diarrhea.

[Why Not?]

Yeah, no debate. 'Rhea. Puking sucks, especially if your a violent, loud puker like me. I wake up my household and am in muscle pain the next day if I barf.

[Rasputin]

This is like asking.

Which would you rather have?

A Root Canal

or

An Epidural shot

[lcarus]

Diarrhea. Cha cha cha.

[C3HIEF3S]

Diarrhea, no doubt.

[displacedinMN]

how about both at the same time?

been there-done that

[Hammock Parties]

Vomiting sucks.

Diarrhea isn't so bad...nice to get cleaned out.

[Buehler445]

Diarrhea.

I hate puking so much. Diarrhea is no picnic but it's far less miserable.

However, 2 years ago I had gastroenteritis (sp?) and it was basically I was fine except for diarrhea complete with stomach wrenching for 4 weeks. I was busy as fuck and working 18 hour days. It was horrid. I'd rather not do that again, but it was better than puking.

[Rasputin]

If I am home diarrhea because I got soft TP

If I am out any where else I'd rather just puke.

[Pepe Silvia]

If I'm off work I'd rather have the shits.

[Gonzo]

After a bout of diarrhea I don't have chunks of it lodged in my sinuses, so I prefer that.

Then you're doing it wrong.

[Sully]

I say diarrhea, but it's not a slam dunk. That's only because I had a hemmoroid this past January from sitting on the pot being sick that was so bad I had to miss work Brett-style for a few days.
Some of the worst pain I've ever had, and when the damn thing popped it bled for 4 days.

That said, I tend to dry heave for 15 minutes whenever I puke, which sucks and makes me sore for a few days.

[Gonzo]

I say diarrhea, but it's not a slam dunk. That's only because I had a hemmoroid this past January from sitting on the pot being sick that was so bad I had to miss work Brett-style for a few days.
Some of the worst pain I've ever had, and when the damn thing popped it bled for 4 days.

That said, I tend to dry heave for 15 minutes whenever I puke, which sucks and makes me sore for a few days.

Dude, I'm so, so sorry.

However, this is a variable you can't really take into account. What if you have a really bad cold sore and strep throat plus the bleeding roid? You might as well just chew a fucking bullet then.

[Simply Red]

If you had to have one, of course? Inspiration credit goes to GoChief's attempt at a grilled burger in the What's For Dinner? Here's mine... thread.

His burger was fine. You're only qualified to critique Mince Pies.

[Simply Red]

& vomit.

[bevischief]

Raiduhs:fart:

[hometeam]

puking sucks ass.

[HoneyBadger]

When you're sittin' in a Chevy and you feel something heavy... diarrhea!

When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter... diarrhea!

[Rasputin]

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[Donger]

His burger was fine. You're only qualified to critique Mince Pies.

Nonsense. My burgers are perfection. What he made was like something from Star Wars.

[Coochie liquor]

I'll take diarrhea for the win Bob!!

[Eleazar]

Vomiting. Diarrhea can sneak up on you at the worst times. If vomiting sneaks up on you, you just ralph and its over with. You're never going to vomit your pants and be stuck somewhere.

[Donger]

It's diarrhea for me as well, although the last tow times I vomited, I remember thinking, "This isn't as bad as I remember it."

A few months ago, I drove from College Station to Austin. I got about 10 minutes outside College Station, and suddenly got that horrible gurgling sensation. I almost lost it a few times, but made it to my hotel.

[Bwana]

What's bad is when you get food poisoning and get to do both at the same time.

[listopencil]

What's bad is when you get food poisoning and get to do both at the same time.

I puked nine times in a single evening once from bad pork. After the third or fourth time it was kind of funny and I was joking about it.

[Bwana]

I puked nine times in a single evening once from bad pork. After the third or fourth time it was kind of funny and I was joking about it.

I got ambushed one night on lobster and another night on steak. How bad does an eating establishment have to fuck up to turn you onto steak THAT bad? Both times I was sitting on the head while holding a garbage can. :doh!:

[Donger]

I may be a rarity, but I've never had the shits and puke at the same time.

[Bwana]

I may be a rarity, but I've never had the shits and puke at the same time.

You don't want that to EVER happen dude, ever. It's like a brush with death feeling.

[Donger]

You don't want that to EVER happen dude, ever. It's like a brush with death feeling.

Believe me, I don't. I had one of my brothers fly into Denver a few years ago, and he looked like death when I picked him up. He told me that happened to him.... on the fucking plane.

[Rasputin]

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[Bwana]

Believe me, I don't. I had one of my brothers fly into Denver a few years ago, and he looked like death when I picked him up. He told me that happened to him.... on the ****ing plane.

Damn, what the hell are you going to do on a plane? Diarrhea and yack launch for the sink at the same time? That's what I call a bad day.

[Donger]

Damn, what the hell are you going to do on a plane? Diarrhea and yack launch for the sink at the same time? That's what I call a bad day.

Yes, that's what he did. Although when he got up and ran to the crapper, he didn't make it and hacked into the FA's trash bag.

[Mojo Jojo]

If I'm at home not feeling well diarrhea, but if I'm out vomiting...

[CoMoChief]

I had a bad kidney infection one time (about killed me)

Anyways...I couldn't keep anything down AND had massive hershey squirts.

When I would contract my abdomen area when I threw up...I would shit out a massive storm of diarrhea.

I was literally living in the bathroom. Triple lined trash can next to my side. It was coming out both ends man..all day long......it was awful.

This was all on top of feeling the desperate need to piss every 20min only to have nothing come of it, and when I did piss it was like pissing fire.

[Bwana]

It's one thing if you happen to have a run-in with the yack/shits at your house but if you're on the road or God forbid on a plane like Donner's brother it's worse. NIGHT FROM HELL: I got hit with the steak of doom double header in a little one horse town called Lemmon, SD about 7 years ago. I was there supervising a NAPA store reset and went to the local steak outfit for dinner.

Some old hide came over to take my order and I asked what was good, her reply was the house steak. I ate it along with pulling down a few bud lights. I went back to the "so called room," it's Lemmon, SD boys so there was two motels and one was full. I ended up at some dive with Austin Powers shag carpet, a Russian hotel owner that didn't speak English, a single bed, no lights worked in the room except a dim light in the head and the room smelled like a bucket full of assholes.

I'm laying in bed living the dream when I start to feel like hell. The entire time I was in the room I kept hearing a mystery buzzing sound. I figure no big deal it's probably electrical and hoped I would wake up before the fire started. I get up to go yack and step on something that hurts. I made it to the growler and grabbed a garbage can. I was sitting on the bad boy yacking and shitting for at least three hours. I never did get any sleep and grabbed a flashlight the next morning and headed back to the room. In the corner was a hornets nest which is what I stepped on the night before while heading into the can to rid my body of the tasty steak of death. I have never gone back.

[displacedinMN]

What's bad is when you get food poisoning and get to do both at the same time.

talked about that earlier.

I had it happen when I was on crutches. :doh!:

[cdcox]

It's one thing if you happen to have a run-in with the yack/shits at your house but if you're on the road or God forbid on a plane like Donner's brother it's worse. NIGHT FROM HELL: I got hit with the steak of doom double header in a little one horse town called Lemmon, SD about 7 years ago. I was there supervising a NAPA store reset and went to the local steak outfit for dinner.

Some old hide came over to take my order and I asked what was good, her reply was the house steak. I ate it along with pulling down a few bud lights. I went back to the "so called room," it's Lemmon, SD boys so there was two motels and one was full. I ended up at some dive with Austin Powers shag carpet, a Russian hotel owner that didn't speak English, a single bed, no lights worked in the room except a dim light in the head and the room smelled like a bucket full of assholes.

I'm laying in bed living the dream when I start to feel like hell. The entire time I was in the room I kept hearing a mystery buzzing sound. I figure no big deal it's probably electrical and hoped I would wake up before the fire started. I get up to go yack and step on something that hurts. I made it to the growler and grabbed a garbage can. I was sitting on the bad boy yacking and shitting for at least three hours. I never did get any sleep and grabbed a flashlight the next morning and headed back to the room. In the corner was a hornets nest which is what I stepped on the night before while heading into the can to rid my body of the tasty steak of death. I have never gone back.

LMAO at that hotel room.

[Bwana]

LMAO at that hotel room.

Literally the worst place I have ever stayed, not even close.

[cdcox]

Literally the worst place I have ever stayed, not even close.

My worst hotel room was on our wedding night. We were driving to FL and hadn't made reservations. Nashville was 100% booked. We drove on to Murfeesboro and stayed in the this dump with no shower curtain, coin-operated vibrating bed, and an air conditioner that sounded like a chain saw.

[Bwana]

My worst hotel room was on our wedding night. We were driving to FL and hadn't made reservations. Nashville was 100% booked. We drove on to Murfeesboro and stayed in the this dump with no shower curtain, coin-operated vibrating bed, and an air conditioner that sounded like a chain saw.

Ouch LMAO

[Simply Red]

Nonsense. My burgers are perfection. What he made was like something from Star Wars.

ROFL


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Mos Eisley Burger Surpise?

[listopencil]

I got ambushed one night on lobster and another night on steak. How bad does an eating establishment have to **** up to turn you onto steak THAT bad? Both times I was sitting on the head while holding a garbage can. :doh!:

Man. I have never gotten it from beef.

[TLO]

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[salame]

I haven't had a solid shit in years

[Phobia]

After I puke, I generally feel much better. For example, I violently hurled 8-9x last week after taking a couple Tylenol for a headache. Immediately felt better. I guess my body doesn't like Tylenol. Who knew? But diarrhea can strike at any time and last for days. You can shit your pants walking down the street or sitting in a boardroom with the executives. It's not attractive on the eyes nor sinuses. After a day of diarrhea, your ass is so chapped you don't ever wish to poo again. I choose puke.

[salame]

hey phobia
i dont know why dudes hate you

you are ok

[CaptainMorgan]

I may be a rarity, but I've never had the shits and puke at the same time.

You haven't lived until you've firecrackered...

[Buehler445]

Then you're doing it wrong.

Hey! A Gonzo sighting.

But anyway, no. I just hurl so violently it goes everywhere north of the stomach. One time I would Have sworn it came out my eyes, but they were probably just watering bad.

And my puking isn't a, "huh. I need to Ralph." Kind of thing. It's an all day build up of misery and then such a massive, violent explosion of hate and rage. It's unbearable. It feels like by body has been put in one of those old fashioned ringers that they used on those old time tub washers.

That's why I chose diarrhea.

I may be a rarity, but I've never had the shits and puke at the same time.

One time I did. Don't do it.

[Al Bundy]

Diarrhea, easily. Squirting that out is a great feeling. Vomiting? Not so much.

[notorious]

firecrackered...

This fucking place......

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[Kaepernick]

Wonderfully worded question. I would rather have neither.

Of the 2, I would rather AVOID vomiting.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I haven't puked in years and never really get diarrhea. WTF is wrong with you people?

[Phobia]

hey phobia
i dont know why dudes hate you

you are ok
None of the men hate me.