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cosmo20002
07-11-2014, 07:51 PM
Study: Smelling farts is good for your health

The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter suggests that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.

The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases.

"Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood, a professor at the University of Exeter, said in a statement.

While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, smelling it in small amounts could reduce the risk of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving the body's mitochondria. Dr. Matt Whiteman, a University of Exeter professor who worked on the study, said in a statement that researchers are even replicating the natural gas to reap its health benefits.

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health

TLO
07-11-2014, 07:54 PM
Poop threads > food threads

Dunerdr
07-11-2014, 07:57 PM
Your welcome world.

notorious
07-11-2014, 08:00 PM
As a caring father and husband, I will continue to rip ass to Ensure their health.

TimBone
07-11-2014, 08:07 PM
Your welcome world.

*You're





As a caring father and husband, I will continue to rip ass to insure their health.

*ensure

Bowser
07-11-2014, 08:08 PM
Nobody in my household is ever going to die, ever.

notorious
07-11-2014, 08:09 PM
*You're







*ensure

* fuck

stonedstooge
07-11-2014, 08:12 PM
What food do you eat that produces the gas mask variety of gas? For me it's dried chopped onions. GUARANTEED

listopencil
07-11-2014, 08:34 PM
I'm like a poppa bear, keeping my family safe.

gblowfish
07-11-2014, 08:38 PM
Pull my finger.




Doctors orders.

Dayze
07-11-2014, 08:41 PM
smell one of these and call me in the morning after you regain consciousness.

TribalElder
07-11-2014, 08:43 PM
smell my fart and feel good again
http://i.imgur.com/4l4px0l.gif

TLO
07-11-2014, 08:53 PM
smell my fart and feel good again
http://i.imgur.com/4l4px0l.gif

I watched that no less than 15 times.

LMAO

notorious
07-11-2014, 08:55 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R8HtdzSSRZI/TmINlf_5XDI/AAAAAAAAaVg/21WQHDQT0B4/s1600/-Gifkings.com0092.gif

notorious
07-11-2014, 08:58 PM
LMAO
http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/giants-fart1.gif?w=1000

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/jean-machi-fart2.gif

In58men
07-11-2014, 09:22 PM
Researchers seem to run out of things to research.

BigRichard
07-12-2014, 06:10 AM
I have some other good news about farts, it tastes like Chipotle.

Dayze
07-13-2014, 05:44 AM
dude, anytime I drink a hoppy beers, it'll sound like whales mating in our bedroom later that night.

Bufkin
07-13-2014, 05:45 AM
Any studies on farts during anal with fat chicks? I can't get the smell of Sausage McGriddle out of my downstairs.

scho63
07-13-2014, 05:47 AM
That research article STINKS and is full of HOT AIR!

Dayze
07-13-2014, 06:31 AM
smell my fart and feel good again
http://i.imgur.com/4l4px0l.gif

those kids are destined for NASA, SEAL Team 6, or something else awesome

Easy 6
07-13-2014, 06:47 AM
Actually, the good news is this... 90% of smell is taste, so you're really tasting farts more than smelling them.