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In58men
07-20-2014, 05:00 PM
This guy obviously got lucky and we all know this. Inmem58's contribution to this site is light years ahead of Sorter's. We all need to face it.......Sorter is a bust. Who really should have won n00b of the year?

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:01 PM
Holy ****. I was kidding, dude. You're gonna get smashed again. Do you not remember your "Do you like me" poll?

TLO
07-20-2014, 05:01 PM
:popcorn:

RunKC
07-20-2014, 05:01 PM
JFC how does this guy still have thread starting privileges?

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:02 PM
Holy ****. I was kidding, dude. Your gonna get smashed again. Do you not remember your "Do you like me" poll?

Well........do you like me?

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:02 PM
JFC how does this guy still have thread starting privileges?

ROFL ROFL

TLO
07-20-2014, 05:04 PM
Inmem has the early lead at 2-1

TLO
07-20-2014, 05:05 PM
I'll go ahead an tie it up at 2-2

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:05 PM
I've been on record saying I think Sorter's posting style (all stupid ass .gifs) is atrocious. I've always hated the .gif posters on every board.

That being said...

Inmem might be my least favorite person on this board. He makes way too many stupid fucking threads, he is not funny at all, and adds zero intelligent sports talk to the forum.

If you're going to seek as much attention as you seek, get funnier. Or smarter. Or something.

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 05:06 PM
Sorter is light-years ahead of InMen in everything.

InMen is a poster child for abortion.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:06 PM
Sorter is light-years ahead of InMen in everything.

InMen is a poster child for abortion.

/truefans

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:07 PM
I'll go ahead an tie it up at 2-2

I love you

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 05:09 PM
Sorter's intense hatred of all things BlackBob wins this for him.

Also for knowing a bunch of shit about football and ocelots.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:09 PM
I've been on record saying I think Sorter's posting style (all stupid ass .gifs) is atrocious. I've always hated the .gif posters on every board.

That being said...

Inmem might be my least favorite person on this board. He makes way too many stupid fucking threads, he is not funny at all, and adds zero intelligent sports talk to the forum.

If you're going to seek as much attention as you seek, get funnier. Or smarter. Or something.

I can't believe you're still here after outing yourself.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:10 PM
I've been on record saying I think Sorter's posting style (all stupid ass .gifs) is atrocious. I've always hated the .gif posters on every board.

That being said...

Inmem might be my least favorite person on this board. He makes way too many stupid ****ing threads, he is not funny at all, and adds zero intelligent sports talk to the forum.

If you're going to seek as much attention as you seek, get funnier. Or smarter. Or something.

You're a door you only like knock knock jokes

/chandler

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:13 PM
I can't believe you're still here after outing yourself.

Name a mod that regularly posts anymore.

Shit, they even opened up the registration where they don't have to approve you before you post.

digger
07-20-2014, 05:14 PM
I've been on record saying I think Sorter's posting style (all stupid ass .gifs) is atrocious. I've always hated the .gif posters on every board.

That being said...

Inmem might be my least favorite person on this board. He makes way too many stupid fucking threads, he is not funny at all, and adds zero intelligent sports talk to the forum.

If you're going to seek as much attention as you seek, get funnier. Or smarter. Or something. That's quite the roast.:LOL:

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:15 PM
Name a mod that regularly posts anymore.

Shit, they even opened up the registration where they don't have to approve you before you post.

Fuck you don't disrespect TBone

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:15 PM
That's quite the roast.:LOL:

No he's mad because nobody have ever heard of him

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:15 PM
Name a mod that regularly posts anymore.

Shit, they even opened up the registration where they don't have to approve you before you post.

Wrong
We approve true noobs as they come. Mults are on pre approved IP's so we don't have to screw with them yet we're alerted each time.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:16 PM
Name a mod that regularly posts anymore.

Shit, they even opened up the registration where they don't have to approve you before you post.

I have a theory that after the last major blow up AC has asked the mods to step back for a bit.

Could be way off base, but it seems that way.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:16 PM
FUCK YOU GONZO

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:16 PM
FUCK YOU GONZO

Prepare yourself.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:17 PM
I voted before Gonzo option existed. Results tainted.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:17 PM
and he tries too hard to act like he doesn't give a shit when, clearly, he gives a shit.

The board has definitely shifted to a new crop of regulars and he's one of four or five that are just extremely terrible/annoying posters. Some of the new regulars are pretty cool though.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:18 PM
Prepare yourself.


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/21/rubusa4y.jpg

I don't trust you

GoChargers
07-20-2014, 05:18 PM
Wow, OP is taking an internet poll from two years ago really seriously.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:18 PM
Wow, OP is taking an internet poll from two years ago really seriously.

Fuck you sparkler fan

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:18 PM
and he tries too hard to act like he doesn't give a shit when, clearly, he gives a shit.

The board has definitely shifted to a new crop of regulars and he's one of four or five that are just extremely terrible/annoying posters. Some of the new regulars are pretty cool though.

Call out names! Let's turn this thread into a brawl.

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:19 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/21/rubusa4y.jpg

I don't trust you

It's been a while since I've flexed my mod muscle.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:19 PM
Call out names! Let's turn this thread into a brawl.

I got your back bro

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:19 PM
Wrong
We approve true noobs as they come. Mults are on pre approved IP's so we don't have to screw with them yet we're alerted each time.

That doesn't make sense.

I have never, not once, registered a name on this IP address. My work IP, my other apartment IP, and my parents IP are all banned. My AT&T IP was banned as well.

So I'm not sure how I could ever have been diagnosed as a mult before on this IP...maybe you could elaborate on this as well?

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:20 PM
It's been a while since I've flexed my mod muscle.

I'm nervous of your powers. Remember we are homies

Bugeater
07-20-2014, 05:20 PM
LMAO

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:21 PM
I'm only 5 back on this mark

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:22 PM
Wow, OP is taking an internet poll from two years ago really seriously.

Yep

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:23 PM
I have a theory that after the last major blow up AC has asked the mods to step back for a bit.

Could be way off base, but it seems that way.

Highly doubt it.

I think once 'the authority' banned all of their naysayers, and everything got quiet for a while, they simply lost interest and found better things to do.

I mean, this offseason has been the worst offseason I have ever seen on this board. It's horrendously boring.

I've posted/lurked on this board for 8+ years and the only offseason threads I read are Royals threads. Everything else is deberg/inmem crap that literally no one cares about.

But perhaps I'm just not that interested because I know the Chiefs are going to be super 'blah' this year. So who knows.

Buzz
07-20-2014, 05:23 PM
and it was only 6 beers, about 5 too many.

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:23 PM
That doesn't make sense.

I have never, not once, registered a name on this IP address. My work IP, my other apartment IP, and my parents IP are all banned. My AT&T IP was banned as well.

So I'm not sure how I could ever have been diagnosed as a mult before on this IP...maybe you could elaborate on this as well?

Huh. Maybe you just got lucky and one of the mods were approving newbies when you logged in.
I'll go ahead and ban this one then too.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:23 PM
Yep

Hey hey hey. I'm not drunk

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:24 PM
and it was only 6 beers, about 5 too many.

I'm just getting started. 5 beers is a Costco sample

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:24 PM
and before Gonzo posted in this thread and I saw him post a few times the other day...

I was gonna say that, for the first time ever, the most active mod poster is Bob Dole. All of the other guys seem to have up and disappeared.

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:25 PM
Hey hey hey. I'm not drunk

LMAO
ok... I suppose I'll lay off for a bit. I've got shot to do.

Remind me to change your handle back sometime.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:25 PM
LMAO
ok... I suppose I'll lay off for a bit. I've got shot to do.

Remind me to change your handle back sometime.

Not cool man.......not cool


I have passion for DT

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:25 PM
Huh. Maybe you just got lucky and one of the mods were approving newbies when you logged in.
I'll go ahead and ban this one then too.

Just saying.

I registered and was immediately allowed to post. That has NEVER happened before.

So I figured registration was opened up. Maybe I was wrong. I was just saying, I've only used this IP to lurk, so I'm not sure how I would have been a pre-determined mult.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:26 PM
Not cool man.......not cool


I have passion for DT

And other men.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:26 PM
And other men.

Meh sometimes

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:26 PM
and before Gonzo posted in this thread and I saw him post a few times the other day...

I was gonna say that, for the first time ever, the most active mod poster is Bob Dole. All of the other guys seem to have up and disappeared.

I'm here everyday but I have really decreased. That happens sometimes when guys become mods. They just kinda lose interest I guess. I've been posting a bit more recently.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:27 PM
I'm here everyday but I have really decreased. That happens sometimes when guys become mods. They just kinda lose interest I guess. I've been posting a bit more recently.

My thread made you come back. I have a great impact on members

rico
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
I've been on record saying I think Sorter's posting style (all stupid ass .gifs) is atrocious. I've always hated the .gif posters on every board.

That being said...

Inmem might be my least favorite person on this board. He makes way too many stupid ****ing threads, he is not funny at all, and adds zero intelligent sports talk to the forum.

If you're going to seek as much attention as you seek, get funnier. Or smarter. Or something.

Except for .gifs that are associated with Baseketball, right?

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
I'm probably also not the best judge of who's still posting and who isn't still posting...

I just haven't seen much of the usual suspects around this offseason. Definitely a new crowd.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
Except for .gifs that are associated with Basketball, right?

Rico.....you know I got your back.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
Except for .gifs that are associated with Baseketball, right?

don't get it

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
My thread made you come back. I have a great impact on members

LMAO
Actually it was the 5,000 bucks I raised for autism via this place.
I remembered that not everyone here are douchebags.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:29 PM
don't get it

Surprisingly

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:29 PM
LMAO
Actually it was the 5,000 bucks I raised for autism via this place.
I remembered that not everyone here are douchebags.

That's awesome man.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:29 PM
Sorter isn't even posting he's a scared bitch

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 05:30 PM
I can't believe you're still here after outing yourself.

To be fair, this version of Hootie has been pretty laid back. I've actually enjoyed several of his posts and the SNR roast was hilarious.

rico
07-20-2014, 05:32 PM
don't get it

I thought you wrote that last year when the Sorter-.gif shenanigans were taking place after your roast of him.

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 05:32 PM
I'm probably also not the best judge of who's still posting and who isn't still posting...

I just haven't seen much of the usual suspects around this offseason. Definitely a new crowd.

That's because ChiefsHub is so awesum!

Seriously, who is even there? Is it just frazod and Saul Good sitting around bitching about gun laws?

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:33 PM
That's because ChiefsHub is so awesum!

Seriously, who is even there? Is it just frazod and Saul Good sitting around bitching about gun laws?

Voting for me can change your life

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 05:33 PM
Sorter isn't even posting he's a scared bitch

Scared?

Sorter used to fuck guys like you in prison.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:34 PM
Scared?



Sorter used to **** guys like you in prison.


Coming from the guy who wears a hard hat cheering for soft guys like Eric Fisher. Shut the fuck up

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:34 PM
I thought you wrote that last year when the Sorter-.gif shenanigans were taking place after your roast of him.

I don't recall any basketball .gifs...

I don't really have anything against Sorter, either.

I've just been doing message boards for 15 years now and every single board, no matter sports or old school social media ones, has a few posters that only post in .gifs and they've always annoyed the fuck out of me.

I don't know what it is, I just find it annoying.

Just like everyone else finds me hitting enter between my thoughts to be annoying.

To each their own.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:35 PM
I don't recall any basketball .gifs...

I don't really have anything against Sorter, either.

I've just been doing message boards for 15 years now and every single board, no matter sports or old school social media ones, has a few posters that only post in .gifs and they've always annoyed the **** out of me.

I don't know what it is, I just find it annoying.

Just like everyone else finds me hitting enter between my thoughts to be annoying.

To each their own.

Get off his nuts already BCD

The Bad Guy
07-20-2014, 05:36 PM
Sorter could be a serial killer and I'd still like him more than Inmem

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
Get off his nuts already BCD

You jellie?

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
You jellie?


Possibly but fuck you

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
That's because ChiefsHub is so awesum!

Seriously, who is even there? Is it just frazod and Saul Good sitting around bitching about gun laws?

I feel bad for Frazod. He was a founding member. He has as much right to post on ChiefsPlanet as anyone. You know in fantasy football when you have guys like Peyton Manning who make the "undroppable" list? Yeah, well...Frazod certainly deserved to be on the "unbannable" list.

As for Chiefs Hub, it averages about 1 post every 3 days.

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
Hootie = burst

I hope he can stick around for awhile

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
Sorter could be a serial killer and I'd still like him more than Inmem


Yeah and nobody likes you for a reason

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:38 PM
Hootie = burst



I hope he can stick around for awhile


Vote for me

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 05:38 PM
Yeah and nobody likes you for a reason

Irony

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:39 PM
Irony

Fuck you.......keep wishing you could cook like FMB

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:39 PM
To be fair, this version of Hootie has been pretty laid back. I've actually enjoyed several of his posts and the SNR roast was hilarious.

I'm going to feature my GoChiefs roast around the time he was stood up by one of his mults from okcupid.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:39 PM
Hootie = burst

I hope he can stick around for awhile

This.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:40 PM
Hootie = burst

I hope he can stick around for awhile

Ha.

Highly doubtful. I'm moving across town in 2 days so I figured, "meh. New IP. Might as well check in with my CP buds for a few posts!"

Katipan
07-20-2014, 05:41 PM
Just like everyone else finds me hitting enter between my thoughts to be annoying.

To each their own.

No. That's my favorite part about you.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:42 PM
Ha.

Highly doubtful. I'm moving across town in 2 days so I figured, "meh. New IP. Might as well check in with my CP buds for a few posts!"

Did you vote for me Hootie?

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 05:42 PM
I'm going to feature my GoChiefs roast around the time he was stood up by one of his mults from okcupid.

LMAO Sounds epic! I know we've argued about a few topics and that I'm one of your least favorite posters on this site, but I have to admit that when you're around this place is more active and funnier. I hope you get to stick around for awhile.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 05:48 PM
Inmem for sure. Sorter is a bubble boy bitch. He posts gifs because his crippled little hands struggle to type sometimes. He never ****ed anyone in prison because his cock hasn't ever worked.

He's a big fat ass late night rascal riding Wal-mart creeper who steals all his shit from Arrowhead Pride. He goes where his handler takes him.

You the man Inmem.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 05:48 PM
LMAO

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:49 PM
Inmem for sure. Sorter is a bubble boy bitch. He posts gifs because his crippled little hands struggle to type sometimes. He never ****ed anyone in prison because his cock hasn't ever worked.

He's a big fat ass late night rascal riding Wal-mart creeper who steals all his shit from Arrowhead Pride. He goes where his handler takes him.

You the man Inmem.

Who dis mult?

Edit: It's gotta be Inmen.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:49 PM
Inmem for sure. Sorter is a bubble boy bitch. He posts gifs because his crippled little hands struggle to type sometimes. He never ****ed anyone in prison because his cock hasn't ever worked.

He's a big fat ass late night rascal riding Wal-mart creeper who steals all his shit from Arrowhead Pride. He goes where his handler takes him.

You the man Inmem.


FUCK YEAH.


This bitch made punk knows he ain't shit. REP!!!!

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:50 PM
Who dis mult?

Edit: It's gotta be Inmen.

GAZ BITCH

TLO
07-20-2014, 05:50 PM
Hootie's baseball takes are top notch. I generally enjoy him as a poster, even though he told me I was autistic once. LMAO

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:51 PM
Who dis mult?

Edit: It's gotta be Inmen.

I never once had a mult

Hootie
07-20-2014, 05:52 PM
Welp.

Black Robert just ruined it for me again.

He makes me feel less and less bad for child abuse victims.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 05:52 PM
Who dis mult?

Edit: It's gotta be Inmen.

Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

Chief Roundup
07-20-2014, 05:53 PM
Someone must be trying to win Douche of the Year.
You had to know the outcome before you ever started this thread.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:54 PM
Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

We are the new G-Unit of CP.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:54 PM
WELCOME BACK BLACK BOB

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:55 PM
Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

We will **** shit up together Black Bob

Sully
07-20-2014, 05:55 PM
Sorter is not only a great n00b, he's probably one of the top 5 football knowledge posters on the board.
Inmem is not.

Chief Roundup
07-20-2014, 05:56 PM
Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

Mod we need a cleanup job done over here.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:56 PM
Mod we need a cleanup job done over here.

Snitches get stitches

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:57 PM
Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

It's amazing. The character of people that have a problem with Sorter are almost a vindication of him themselves.

Chief Roundup
07-20-2014, 05:57 PM
Snitches get stitches

Don't sing it, Bring it.

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:57 PM
Sorter is not only a great n00b, he's probably one of the top 5 football knowledge posters on the board.
Inmem is not.

When Alex Smith gets his spot taken by Bray or Murray then you can holler at me

In58men
07-20-2014, 05:58 PM
Don't sing it, Bring it.

It's already been broughtin

TimBone
07-20-2014, 05:58 PM
Mod we need a cleanup job done over here.

Only problem being Hootie is probably going down with him.

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 05:58 PM
It's amazing. The character of people that have a problem with Sorter are almost a vindication of him themselves.

Yeah, as if Inmem wasn't getting trounced enough, he brings back bob on black knob.

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:00 PM
So much burst...

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:01 PM
Only problem being Hootie is probably going down with him.

I'll take one for the team.

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:01 PM
Yeah, as if Inmem wasn't getting trounced enough, he brings back bob on black knob.

I'll bring motherfuckers out the wood works

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:04 PM
Ladies and gentleman please welcome back Hootie and Black Bob!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 06:06 PM
I'll bring motherfuckers out the wood works

Ghey bar?

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:06 PM
Ghey bar?

Ban Obama!!!!!

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 06:08 PM
InMen is less likable than Ebola.

rico
07-20-2014, 06:09 PM
I don't recall any basketball .gifs...

I don't really have anything against Sorter, either.

I've just been doing message boards for 15 years now and every single board, no matter sports or old school social media ones, has a few posters that only post in .gifs and they've always annoyed the **** out of me.

I don't know what it is, I just find it annoying.

Just like everyone else finds me hitting enter between my thoughts to be annoying.

To each their own.

No, not basketball .gifs. I swear I remember you writing something about how you are ok with these .gifs:



http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111008102724/goofs/images/e/e2/BASEketball.gif

rico
07-20-2014, 06:09 PM
Man... LMAO... this thread is hilarious.

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:09 PM
InMen is less likable than Ebola.

Dumb




Don't you have an Eric Fisher poster to fap to?

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:10 PM
Man... LMAO... this thread is hilarious.

I created a MONSTER

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:11 PM
oh, ha.

Well yeah...anything BASEketball is awesome.

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:14 PM
Oh hell no. It's Black Bob bitch. Uncle sucker is back in business and I've come for sorter's ass.

Uncle sucker?

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 06:16 PM
Dumb




Don't you have an Eric Fisher poster to fap to?

If I wanted to masturbate to a useless POS, I'd just think of you.

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:17 PM
If I wanted to masturbate to a useless POS, I'd just think of you.

So you're calling Eric Fisher a useless POS? I bet you feel ****ing dumb.

TribalElder
07-20-2014, 06:22 PM
why not make the poll public ROFL

then you wouldn't have to ask LMAO

TimBone
07-20-2014, 06:23 PM
Uncle sucker?

Don't ask.

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 06:24 PM
It wasn't his uncle, it was his babysitter's boyfriend.

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:24 PM
Sorter gets more votes because he doesn't state his opinion. There's a lot of true fans here.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 06:25 PM
Inmem, I really think you'd be more well received if you stuck to food threads. And by that, I mean posting in food threads created by others.

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 06:25 PM
why not make the poll public ROFL

then you wouldn't have to ask LMAO

http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/anorak-city/I'm%20Spartacus.jpg

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:27 PM
Inmem, I really think you'd be more well received if you stuck to food threads. And by that, I mean posting in food threads created by others.

I don't need to post gifs to get by.

In58men
07-20-2014, 06:27 PM
Inmem, I really think you'd be more well received if you stuck to food threads. And by that, I mean posting in food threads created by others.

Didn't you post into bacon wrapped thread?

Titty Meat
07-20-2014, 06:31 PM
Lol @ iemen

SAUTO
07-20-2014, 06:32 PM
That doesn't make sense.

I have never, not once, registered a name on this IP address. My work IP, my other apartment IP, and my parents IP are all banned. My AT&T IP was banned as well.

So I'm not sure how I could ever have been diagnosed as a mult before on this IP...maybe you could elaborate on this as well?

Posts like this are why all those are banned. You are too stupid to quit picking at the mods...
Posted via Mobile Device

TimBone
07-20-2014, 06:32 PM
Didn't you post into bacon wrapped thread?

Yes.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 06:33 PM
I really thought Inmem would turn it around with this second vote.* It just had the feeling of the tide turning and the people rallying to Inmem's side.













*LOL, nah, I really didn't

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:33 PM
Posts like this are why all those are banned. You are too stupid to quit picking at the mods...
Posted via Mobile Device

how in god's name was that me picking at a mod? lmao

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:33 PM
It wasn't his uncle, it was his babysitter's boyfriend.

So what you're saying is... Our Time is BlackRobert?

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 06:35 PM
Inmem, I really think you'd be more well received if you weren't a fucking retard.This

SAUTO
07-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Uncle sucker?

Don't ask

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 06:38 PM
This

So Immem is a fucking retard, and Blackbob's uncle is fucking a retard?

Mysteries of the universe unfold.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:38 PM
Meh, **** the mods. They don't post much because people don't have much to say to them. When people do talk to them it's a bunch of ass kissing. Either way, they take shit personally and ban folks for nothing all the time. This place has way to many rules and should be called Chiefs Pussy instead of Chiefs Planet. It's just one giant bleeding vagina. Failure to partake in group mentality gets you banned quick. You must conform to the board or die. Fuck that shit. It's for homers.

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:38 PM
How do you feel about the 3-3-5 defense, Black Robert?

SAUTO
07-20-2014, 06:39 PM
how in god's name was that me picking at a mod? lmao

Why even question it? You would probably do well to just stick to posting about topics not involving mods. Maybe you will be able to stick around a little while. We need the burst.
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BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 06:40 PM
So Immem is a fucking retard, and Blackbob's uncle is fucking a retard?

Mysteries of the universe unfold.

Yes

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:40 PM
Meh, **** the mods. They don't post much because people don't have much to say to them. When people do talk to them it's a bunch of ass kissing. Either way, they take shit personally and ban folks for nothing all the time. This place has way to many rules and should be called Chiefs Pussy instead of Chiefs Planet. It's just one giant bleeding vagina. Failure to partake in group mentality gets you banned quick. You must conform to the board or die.

http://i.imgur.com/8eql8.png

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:41 PM
How do you feel about the 3-3-5 defense, Black Robert?

How do you feel about a hot cock in your shit box Big Smoke?

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:42 PM
Big Smoke, Fear is your only god.... I mean mod....

Canofbier
07-20-2014, 06:42 PM
Meh, **** the mods. They don't post much because people don't have much to say to them. When people do talk to them it's a bunch of ass kissing. Either way, they take shit personally and ban folks for nothing all the time. This place has way to many rules and should be called Chiefs Pussy instead of Chiefs Planet. It's just one giant bleeding vagina. Failure to partake in group mentality gets you banned quick. You must conform to the board or die. **** that shit. It's for homers.

Uhh...no it doesn't. This has to be one of the most loosely moderated boards of its size.

I for one would appreciate more rules, as long as they're ones that decrease the number of threads that Inmem can create. The front page of this board is constantly flooded with his horrible threads and it makes the whole of the forum a less enjoyable place to waste my time.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 06:43 PM
I'd rather read a DeBerg thread than see any more Black Bob posts.

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 06:44 PM
How do you feel about a hot cock in your shit box Big Smoke?

Hootie can stay, but you need to go.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:44 PM
Uhh...no it doesn't. This has to be one of the most loosely moderated boards of its size.

I for one would appreciate more rules, especially ones that decrease the number of threads that Inmem can create. The front page of this board is constantly flooded with his horrible threads and it makes the whole of the forum a less enjoyable place to waste my time.

No dude. Just no... That's like saying the Nazis were a democracy. ROFL

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:45 PM
Hootie can stay, but you need to go.

Oh, you're one of the biggest pussies of all. Take your ball and go home.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:45 PM
I'd rather read a DeBerg thread than see any more Black Bob posts.

I'm sure it won't be long before I am forced back into hiding. You are a bitch too.

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 06:46 PM
How do you feel about a hot cock in your shit box Big Smoke?

InMen is probably up for that.

Canofbier
07-20-2014, 06:48 PM
No dude. Just no... That's like saying the Nazis were a democracy. ROFL

Ah, yes - the Nazi comparison. That's a strong, meaningful and unique argumentative strategy.

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 06:49 PM
Oh, you're one of the biggest pussies of all. Take your ball and go home.

ROFL Yeah, OK. Internet tough guy.

TLO
07-20-2014, 06:49 PM
I'm sure it won't be long before I am forced back into hiding.

I wonder why that could be? :shrug:

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 06:50 PM
I'm sure it won't be long before I am forced back into hiding. You are a bitch too.

Hi, Saul

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:50 PM
I wonder why that could be? :shrug:

subliminal facism

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:50 PM
Blackbob is a very good example of necessary moderation. A complete troll / total moron. He's the type of cyst that drives people away from an online community.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:52 PM
Hi, Saul

It's me Bob. With my bacon wrapped pig mask and polka record, I'm ready to rape.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:53 PM
I wonder why that could be? :shrug:

The fact that I'm lumped in with this guy, somehow, bothers me.

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 06:53 PM
It's me Bob. With my bacon wrapped pig mask and polka record, I'm ready to rape.

No it's not.

Black Bob always thought he was being sneaky with his mults. He would get called out after a couple of days, deny it, then go into a tailspin after admitting who he was.

You're just coming right out guns blazing. No fucking way you're Black Bob.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:54 PM
Blackbob is a very good example of necessary moderation. A complete troll / total moron. He's the type of cyst that drives people away from an online community.

Maybe? Then again it might be better to keep me around where you can keep an eye on me. After all, I know each one of you so well. :evil:

Hootie
07-20-2014, 06:57 PM
well I certainly don't think it's Saul. I don't think Saul is permabanned, for one...and I also think Saul has better things to do than parade around with a blackbob mult.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 06:57 PM
No it's not.

Black Bob always thought he was being sneaky with his mults. He would get called out after a couple of days, deny it, then go into a tailspin after admitting who he was.

You're just coming right out guns blazing. No fucking way you're Black Bob.

I'm of similar mind. No way it's Saul Good, though.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 06:58 PM
I'm sure it won't be long before I am forced back into hiding. You are a bitch too.

Who'd you blow to get your rep back, anyway? Good thing you've got practice with not rubbing your teeth.....

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 06:59 PM
No it's not.

Black Bob always thought he was being sneaky with his mults. He would get called out after a couple of days, deny it, then go into a tailspin after admitting who he was.

You're just coming right out guns blazing. No ****ing way you're Black Bob.

Always liked you SNR.

Time to go for now love. I'll see you around 655321.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 06:59 PM
No it's not.

Black Bob always thought he was being sneaky with his mults. He would get called out after a couple of days, deny it, then go into a tailspin after admitting who he was.

You're just coming right out guns blazing. No fucking way you're Black Bob.

It's Inmem

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 07:00 PM
I'm of similar mind. No way it's Saul Good, though.

Anyone find it curious that Clay hasn't appeared in this thread? Could Black Robert be a Clay mult?

Buzz
07-20-2014, 07:00 PM
Who'd you blow to get your rep back, anyway? Good thing you've got practice with not rubbing your teeth.....

some drunk hit the wrong button and it wasn't me.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 07:01 PM
Anyone find it curious that Clay hasn't appeared in this thread? Could Black Robert be a Clay mult?

Eh, anything is possible.

Flybone should start a new poll.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 07:01 PM
It's Inmem

I could see that 100%.

Dude is such a total dipshit. I could see him making a mult to participate in one of his idiotic threads.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 07:01 PM
I'm pretty sure Clay doesn't make mults. Ever. No joke.

RealSNR
07-20-2014, 07:02 PM
This is just like that episode of Deep Space Nine where Kira interrogates a Cardassian that they suspect of committing war crimes during the occupation of Bajor. At first he comes to them as just a filing clerk passing through the system, but then later makes himself out to be the Cardassian version of Himmler just so it will force Cardassia to acknowledge its guilt when they execute him.

After a bunch of digging around, they prove it's not actually the Cardassian version of Himmler, and really just a simple filing clerk.

LoneWolf
07-20-2014, 07:03 PM
I'm pretty sure Clay doesn't make mults. Ever. No joke.

I'll take your word for it. You know him better than I.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 07:03 PM
I'm pretty sure Clay doesn't make mults. Ever. No joke.

He's admitted to it, though.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 07:05 PM
I'm pretty sure Clay doesn't make mults. Ever. No joke.

Back in the day he would. I don't think he's quite like that so much these days.

Titty Meat
07-20-2014, 07:06 PM
Saulgood is back as a mult?

TimBone
07-20-2014, 07:10 PM
This whole thread is a fucking trainwreck.

rico
07-20-2014, 07:11 PM
This whole thread is a ****ing trainwreck.

All it needs is some Chris616.

Coochie liquor
07-20-2014, 07:26 PM
Not too familiar with sorter, but Inmen just reminds me of a guy who talks shit to someone and then gets his ass handed to him when it comes to fists!

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 07:27 PM
Not too familiar with sorter, but Inmen just reminds me of a guy who talks shit to someone and then gets his ass handed to him when it comes to fists!

No, that's Sauto.

Coochie liquor
07-20-2014, 07:31 PM
No, that's Sauto.

If lump ReerunKC into that too but he's only good for one sentence at a time. Not really talking shit if it's just one sentence!

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 07:38 PM
No, that's Sauto.

Hardly. Jason is a good dude. You and InMen are a waste of oxygen.

Black Robert
07-20-2014, 07:42 PM
The tide is turning Inmen. You are getting more votes than ever. By the time we get to round four in this poll series in a couple of years it will be 50/50. I do know that there are several who now see sorter as the bullshit artist he truly is.

Buzz
07-20-2014, 07:50 PM
The whole mult deal is getting annoying.

SAUTO
07-20-2014, 08:07 PM
Sauto ain't had his ass handed to him in fucking years.


And it ain't from lack of trying.
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Buzz
07-20-2014, 08:19 PM
Sauto ain't had his ass handed to him in ****ing years.


And it ain't from lack of trying.
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Is that because you finally tied your balloon knot? Sorry, you left it wide open. LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni
07-20-2014, 08:21 PM
How do you feel about the 3-3-5 defense, Black Robert?

3-3-6

TrebMaxx
07-20-2014, 08:27 PM
Really should have a "I don't give a shit" option.

Squalor
07-20-2014, 08:29 PM
Is there a donate funds button somewhere in this thread?

Pasta Little Brioni
07-20-2014, 08:33 PM
Is there a donate funds button somewhere in this thread?

Are you the babysitter's son?

Hootie
07-20-2014, 08:34 PM
is it the son or the boyfriend? I can't keep up with all of this

Pasta Little Brioni
07-20-2014, 08:35 PM
First it was the uncle, then the babysitter, then her son, then her boyfriend. It's about as real as the tranny story.

BigRedChief
07-20-2014, 08:36 PM
This whole thread is a fucking trainwreck.Your the one that encouraged him to start a thread.

Pasta Little Brioni
07-20-2014, 08:39 PM
Can we change InMen's name to Washington Generals?

Squalor
07-20-2014, 08:39 PM
No, PG meatball. I'm just looking for a donate link like Gonzo has but he's not here now.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 08:47 PM
Your the one that encouraged him to start a thread.

1. I was joking.

2. I like trainwrecks.

TLO
07-20-2014, 08:48 PM
3-3-6

Smoke swings and misses, and that's strike 3. :(

Bowser
07-20-2014, 08:56 PM
I have found that the 3-3-6 is most effective when you run man-to-man underneath and a zone over the top.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 08:58 PM
Honestly, I'm surprised Inmem is doing this well in the poll. Sorter probably gave him the pity vote.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 08:59 PM
Honestly, I'm surprised Inmem is doing this well in the poll. Sorter probably gave him the pity vote.

That's just a tribute to the number of mults Inmem has.

TLO
07-20-2014, 09:12 PM
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1370699917717411089.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
07-20-2014, 09:21 PM
I have a theory that after the last major blow up AC has asked the mods to step back for a bit.

Could be way off base, but it seems that way.

You're way off base.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 09:23 PM
You're way off base.

I figgered.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 09:35 PM
Haha! Black Robert = BANT

Suck on that, uncle lover!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-20-2014, 09:37 PM
I figgered.

Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. ROFL long enough to ban that retard though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie. ;)

BigMeatballDave
07-20-2014, 09:41 PM
InMens lover banned already? LOL

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 09:42 PM
No, PG meatball. I'm just looking for a donate link like Gonzo has but he's not here now.

Green "donate" link at the top of the header or you can follow my sig link. Same thing.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 09:44 PM
Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. ROFL long enough to ban that retard though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie. ;)

It was a confirmed black bob? Or do you know if it was a mult?

Saccopoo
07-20-2014, 09:45 PM
That doesn't make sense.

I have never, not once, registered a name on this IP address. My work IP, my other apartment IP, and my parents IP are all banned. My AT&T IP was banned as well.

So I'm not sure how I could ever have been diagnosed as a mult before on this IP...maybe you could elaborate on this as well?

And so it begins.

Again.

Gonzo
07-20-2014, 09:45 PM
Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. ROFL long enough to ban that retard though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie. ;)

Meh... You know, fuck it. We'll let him stick around a while. Hopefully he'll keep his shit straight now with camp starting up. I did always like his Foosball knowledge.

Bowser
07-20-2014, 09:46 PM
I assumed this Black Bob incarnation was an Inmem creation...

TimBone
07-20-2014, 09:47 PM
Meh... You know, fuck it. We'll let him stick around a while. Hopefully he'll keep his shit straight now with camp starting up. I did always like his Foosball knowledge.

Yes, live on, Hootie! Keep your shit together this time, bud.

rico
07-20-2014, 09:49 PM
Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. ROFL long enough to ban that retard though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie. ;)

If only he could be taught how to pretend he doesn't see the mods. :)

Hootie
07-20-2014, 10:02 PM
I feel like my ChiefsPlanet story has kind of gotten twisted over the past couple of years. But I'll leave it alone. I'm 29 years old, I'm starting to understand how trivial things are like Internet message boards. I just don't want some people who haven't been here to think that I used to be some sort of blackbob trolling around ChiefsPlanet. Because that was NEVER the case.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 10:05 PM
I feel like my ChiefsPlanet story has kind of gotten twisted over the past couple of years. But I'll leave it alone. I'm 29 years old, I'm starting to understand how trivial things are like Internet message boards. I just don't want some people who haven't been here to think that I used to be some sort of blackbob trolling around ChiefsPlanet. Because that was NEVER the case.

I think folks know that. I've only been here a little over a year and a half, and I knew that wasn't the case with you.

Bwana
07-20-2014, 10:08 PM
Phil and I don't post nearly as often. I could see how one would think that. No one has asked us to back off the moderating though. We're not here enough to ask. ROFL long enough to ban that retard though. I just pretended I didn't see Hootie. ;)

Ha! I hung him on forced lurkers and you hit him with the kill shot.

Hootie
07-20-2014, 10:10 PM
this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother fucker alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or the lubeless rape I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.

TimBone
07-20-2014, 10:13 PM
I think that Indy game fucked everybody up for the offseason. For a while I didn't even go into football threads. Just came here to bs with others who had lost their soul on that chilly January evening.

rico
07-20-2014, 10:22 PM
this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother ****er alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or the lubeless rape I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.

How did the Indy fans treat you at that game? Did you want to rip their faces off and feed it to them when they'd make the presumed, "hey man...your team played a heckuva game, derp-derp" comments?

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 10:52 PM
this place used to get REALLY hostile when the true fans were pitted against the drafturbators circa 2008-2010

It's amazing how much some posters have changed. 'Hamas' used to be the angriest mother fucker alive and then he had twins and suddenly he's reasonably calm, collected and almost a voice of reason.

I do miss the original drafturbator quartet of 'Hamas', Mecca, OTWP and DaneMcCloud. There used to be some epic football conversation on this board.

I think the reasonably uninteresting offseason has a lot to do with the lack of football talk, though. I, for one, have nothing to care about circa Chiefs until training camp starts/preseason. Even then, it's kind of 'meh.' I don't know if this is a product of me getting older, or [bthe lubeless rape[/b] I received from the team @ Indy when I made the tragic decision to attend the game in person.

That was a rape and you were there? I swear I fell into a destiny coma about halfway through.

This should have been the Chief's away uniforms that day

http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/888984-Deluxe-Adult-Star-Trek-Red-Shirt-Costume-large.jpg

Hootie
07-20-2014, 11:34 PM
Let me describe to you guys my Indy playoff game experience:

1) Buy tickets via stubhub. Drive up with two friends (one neutral, one Colts fan). Indy is only 90 minutes from where I live so no big deal.

2) Get there. Proceed to drink a fair amount of beer. Maybe 6 or 7 before the game. Enough to get me slightly buzzed.

3) Enter stadium. Find seats. On every seat the Colts have provided a blue/white frazzled pom-pom. I, being buzzed, proceed to chuck it 30 rows in front of me screaming "get this shit out of here." This angers surrounding fans.

4) Game starts. Everything going FANTASTIC. My section is at least half Chiefs fans. I'm being loud, obnoxious...whatever. This is Indy. They didn't even have fans before Peyton Manning.

5) Halftime. I go pee (I had to pee REALLY bad). Every Indy fan is congratulating me in the bathroom. I calmly tell them (while still buzzed)...uhm guys, I'm a Chiefs fan. I know better than to think this one is over. I also remind them that they've won numerous playoff games, have only missed the playoffs once in a decade, won a Super Bowl, appeared in two, and went from Peyton to Andrew so if WE DID END UP WINNING we kind of deserved it since we hadn't even won a ****ing playoff game since 1993...to which they all totally agreed.

6) Second half. We score again. My Indy fan friend is pissed off. Ranting. Says "omg I can't believe I wasted my time on this blah blah blah." Me? I'm a Chiefs fan. I'm too smart for this. I remind him that there is 28 minutes left in the game and I tell him if Indy scores quick I can personally guarantee him the game is FAR from over. They score in less than 2 minutes.

7) I see it from a ****ing 1000 miles away.

8) After Kendrick Lewis does something ****ing stupid for the 27th time and they close to within 6...I have my final ****ing lunatic outburst of rage where I proceed to offend everyone in my entire section...from Colts fans to Chiefs fans...to finally having an older gentleman (Chiefs fan) kindly ask me to "shut the **** up." At this point, I have already realized that we lost. I knew it for a fact. I was 100% certain. We were still up by 6. I don't say another ****ing word. I get to sit there, in enemy territory, and watch all of these LUCKY ****ING BANDWAGON SULKY MOTHER ****ING COLTS FANS, who were just all "whoa is me! we've went from Peyton to Luck and won a Super Bowl and all these playoff games but we might lose a game really badly this isn't fair!!!!" MOTHER ****ERS get to sit there and witness the SECOND BIGGEST COME FROM BEHIND PLAYOFF VICTORY EVER...while I have to sit there with my dumb ****ing mouth shut because I spent the entire ****ing 1st half celebrating like a dickbag piece of shit who should've known that the shitty ****ing team he decided to cheer for was just going to go for his OVERLY LOYAL JUGULAR in front of 80,000 ****ing people.

9) Laughter. Game is not over. I mean, the clock hasn't officially expired. I know we already lost. TY Hilton scored another 135 yard TD while Kendrick Lewis officially ran more ****ing miles chasing him than Michael ****ing Bradley ran the entire ****ing world cup...and it comes down to the final 4th down play. Of course fat **** Reid burned about 92 timeouts trying to figure out how to preserve a 28 point lead...or, ya know, not like them score 5 straight TDs in less than 2 ****ing minutes per drive...but whatever. So we take our last T.O. and draw up a fade route for Dwayne Bowe. Everyone in the stadium is on their feet. EVERY ONE. Ohp! Except me. I didn't even ****ing bother. I sat there with a stone cold look on my feet...glanced at the jumbotron...saw what I needed to see...while all the ****ing Colts fans celebrated and pointed in my face and yada yada yada. I would've paid $10,000 if someone offered me a way to snap my fingers and go from there back home. Instead, I had to ****ing spend 90 minutes getting out of the stadium. 90 ****ing minutes. In the meantime, I picked a fight with a group of Chiefs fans who DARE tell me "it was still a good year man!" One of those lousy mother ****ers...I was throwing away my Eric Berry authentic jersey...and he was like "hey man, wtf?!?" I gave that to him for free. I was done being a Chiefs fan. The Colts fan I was with was afraid to even say anything to me. I was seeing red. I was ranting. I was making them very afraid. My only goal was to get a block away from my car so I could ****ing get rid of my Chiefs hooded sweatshirt. Finally...I got a block away...a striking young Chiefs fan walked by, about my size...and I said, "hey...want this hoodie?!" Yep. He sure did. Got home...threw every single last piece of Chiefs attire I had in the ****ing dumpster. Every piece. Including a brand new Nike T-Shirt I got for Christmas. My old Priest Holmes jersey. Both Tony Gonzalez'...(my Scary Larry was trash heaped a few years back)...kept NOTHING.

I would've been ok had we lost a close game. Or gotten blown out. Or ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOWING A 38-10 ****ING LEAD. Anything else.

That was an experience I'll never forget. And I honestly do not think I will ever go see a team I care THAT MUCH ABOUT at an opposing stadium in a playoff game ever again.

Either that or I need to stop being so grossly obsessed with this dick stain of a franchise.

But hey!!!! I drank the koolaid again and now I'm ready for another Chiefs 8-8 season!!! Oh yeah!!!! CHIEEEEFS!

Hootie
07-20-2014, 11:37 PM
Gonzo,

If you're reading this, I can't reply to PMs. I am ok with said name change. Thank you for the message.

Baby Lee
07-20-2014, 11:43 PM
Meh, if I can survive the LOST finale, I can survive another Chiefs bad playoff beat.

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Hootie
07-20-2014, 11:47 PM
Meh, if I can survive the LOST finale, I can survive another Chiefs bad playoff beat.

I was at the Ravens one, as well. That one sucked, but it didn't phase me. It was expected. Like I said. Lose by a last second field goal in a close game throughout? Ok. Yeah. Sure. Get crushed by 50? Yeah, Chiefs. I get it.

BE UP BY 28 FUCKING POINTS IN THE 2ND HALF ONLY TO GIVE UP 5 STRAIGHT TDS ON DRIVES THAT WERE ALL LESS THAN 2 MINUTES LONG!

FUCK YOU!

Saccopoo
07-21-2014, 12:30 AM
I was at the Ravens one, as well. That one sucked, but it didn't phase me. It was expected. Like I said. Lose by a last second field goal in a close game throughout? Ok. Yeah. Sure. Get crushed by 50? Yeah, Chiefs. I get it.

BE UP BY 28 ****ING POINTS IN THE 2ND HALF ONLY TO GIVE UP 5 STRAIGHT TDS ON DRIVES THAT WERE ALL LESS THAN 2 MINUTES LONG!

**** YOU!

Let it all out man.

Let the pain flow away.

Then, when you watch the Colts this year, remember that we could have drafted Donte Moncrief.

That will start the seething hatred anew.

Gonzo
07-21-2014, 01:17 AM
Gonzo,

If you're reading this, I can't reply to PMs. I am ok with said name change. Thank you for the message.

Derp. Yeah, you've got another 350 posts. Then you can pm.

Cool man. Welcome back.

Gonzo
07-21-2014, 01:24 AM
Oh and enjoy the avvy man.

Direckshun
07-21-2014, 01:45 AM
Let me describe to you guys my Indy playoff game experience:

1) Buy tickets via stubhub. Drive up with two friends (one neutral, one Colts fan). Indy is only 90 minutes from where I live so no big deal.

2) Get there. Proceed to drink a fair amount of beer. Maybe 6 or 7 before the game. Enough to get me slightly buzzed.

3) Enter stadium. Find seats. On every seat the Colts have provided a blue/white frazzled pom-pom. I, being buzzed, proceed to chuck it 30 rows in front of me screaming "get this shit out of here." This angers surrounding fans.

4) Game starts. Everything going FANTASTIC. My section is at least half Chiefs fans. I'm being loud, obnoxious...whatever. This is Indy. They didn't even have fans before Peyton Manning.

5) Halftime. I go pee (I had to pee REALLY bad). Every Indy fan is congratulating me in the bathroom. I calmly tell them (while still buzzed)...uhm guys, I'm a Chiefs fan. I know better than to think this one is over. I also remind them that they've won numerous playoff games, have only missed the playoffs once in a decade, won a Super Bowl, appeared in two, and went from Peyton to Andrew so if WE DID END UP WINNING we kind of deserved it since we hadn't even won a ****ing playoff game since 1993...to which they all totally agreed.

6) Second half. We score again. My Indy fan friend is pissed off. Ranting. Says "omg I can't believe I wasted my time on this blah blah blah." Me? I'm a Chiefs fan. I'm too smart for this. I remind him that there is 28 minutes left in the game and I tell him if Indy scores quick I can personally guarantee him the game is FAR from over. They score in less than 2 minutes.

7) I see it from a ****ing 1000 miles away.

8) After Kendrick Lewis does something ****ing stupid for the 27th time and they close to within 6...I have my final ****ing lunatic outburst of rage where I proceed to offend everyone in my entire section...from Colts fans to Chiefs fans...to finally having an older gentleman (Chiefs fan) kindly ask me to "shut the **** up." At this point, I have already realized that we lost. I knew it for a fact. I was 100% certain. We were still up by 6. I don't say another ****ing word. I get to sit there, in enemy territory, and watch all of these LUCKY ****ING BANDWAGON SULKY MOTHER ****ING COLTS FANS, who were just all "whoa is me! we've went from Peyton to Luck and won a Super Bowl and all these playoff games but we might lose a game really badly this isn't fair!!!!" MOTHER ****ERS get to sit there and witness the SECOND BIGGEST COME FROM BEHIND PLAYOFF VICTORY EVER...while I have to sit there with my dumb ****ing mouth shut because I spent the entire ****ing 1st half celebrating like a dickbag piece of shit who should've known that the shitty ****ing team he decided to cheer for was just going to go for his OVERLY LOYAL JUGULAR in front of 80,000 ****ing people.

9) Laughter. Game is not over. I mean, the clock hasn't officially expired. I know we already lost. TY Hilton scored another 135 yard TD while Kendrick Lewis officially ran more ****ing miles chasing him than Michael ****ing Bradley ran the entire ****ing world cup...and it comes down to the final 4th down play. Of course fat **** Reid burned about 92 timeouts trying to figure out how to preserve a 28 point lead...or, ya know, not like them score 5 straight TDs in less than 2 ****ing minutes per drive...but whatever. So we take our last T.O. and draw up a fade route for Dwayne Bowe. Everyone in the stadium is on their feet. EVERY ONE. Ohp! Except me. I didn't even ****ing bother. I sat there with a stone cold look on my feet...glanced at the jumbotron...saw what I needed to see...while all the ****ing Colts fans celebrated and pointed in my face and yada yada yada. I would've paid $10,000 if someone offered me a way to snap my fingers and go from there back home. Instead, I had to ****ing spend 90 minutes getting out of the stadium. 90 ****ing minutes. In the meantime, I picked a fight with a group of Chiefs fans who DARE tell me "it was still a good year man!" One of those lousy mother ****ers...I was throwing away my Eric Berry authentic jersey...and he was like "hey man, wtf?!?" I gave that to him for free. I was done being a Chiefs fan. The Colts fan I was with was afraid to even say anything to me. I was seeing red. I was ranting. I was making them very afraid. My only goal was to get a block away from my car so I could ****ing get rid of my Chiefs hooded sweatshirt. Finally...I got a block away...a striking young Chiefs fan walked by, about my size...and I said, "hey...want this hoodie?!" Yep. He sure did. Got home...threw every single last piece of Chiefs attire I had in the ****ing dumpster. Every piece. Including a brand new Nike T-Shirt I got for Christmas. My old Priest Holmes jersey. Both Tony Gonzalez'...(my Scary Larry was trash heaped a few years back)...kept NOTHING.

I would've been ok had we lost a close game. Or gotten blown out. Or ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOWING A 38-10 ****ING LEAD. Anything else.

That was an experience I'll never forget. And I honestly do not think I will ever go see a team I care THAT MUCH ABOUT at an opposing stadium in a playoff game ever again.

Either that or I need to stop being so grossly obsessed with this dick stain of a franchise.

But hey!!!! I drank the koolaid again and now I'm ready for another Chiefs 8-8 season!!! Oh yeah!!!! CHIEEEEFS!

God, that is beautiful.

I had a horrific experience, too. But by the time I sensed this was going to go sour (sounds like it was at the exact same time you felt the same), I went home.

Once Bowe caught that pass with a foot out of bounds, I was alone in my living room with nothing but my rotting Christmas tree to give me company.

I hadn't drank all night, but I honestly felt like I was wasted. Room spinning and everything.

AussieChiefsFan
07-21-2014, 01:50 AM
Holy shit this is still a thing. LMAO

TimBone
07-21-2014, 01:54 AM
Holy shit this is still a thing. LMAO

LA Dee fucking da....where in the hell have you been?

rico
07-21-2014, 01:55 AM
Holy shit this is still a thing. LMAO

There he is.

Sassy Squatch
07-21-2014, 01:57 AM
Jesus Christ, did In men's thread start a satanic ritual to bring back all the good members?

AussieChiefsFan
07-21-2014, 01:58 AM
LA Dee fucking da....where in the hell have you been?Went to the moon.

There he is.There he is!

rico
07-21-2014, 02:53 AM
Went to the moon.

There he is!

:thumb:

AussieChiefsFan
07-21-2014, 02:56 AM
:thumb:So Rico, how's good 'ol ChiefsPlanet been over the past 6 or so months?

I see Inmem is still a dickhead.

Direckshun
07-21-2014, 03:01 AM
CP's regained some burst over the past six months, I think. Personalities have flowed freer and many laughs have been had.

Oddly enough, it's been food topics that have brought the burst back.

rico
07-21-2014, 03:14 AM
So Rico, how's good 'ol ChiefsPlanet been over the past 6 or so months?

I see Inmem is still a dickhead.

A lot of long-timers were either banned or shooed off. There just seems to be a different crop of active posters on here now... some of the long-timers are still around, but exclusively stick to D.C. or other threads that didn't seem characteristic of them to stick to before. I dunno, it's been... kind of weird. In my case, right when wrestling season concludes...I'm still as addicted to CP as I was prior to the start of wrestling season.

How have you been? Good, I hope. Any new cool music from that rap record label you follow? Ahh...for whatever reason I can't think of the name of that label...it'll come back to me right when you say it.

AussieChiefsFan
07-21-2014, 04:09 AM
A lot of long-timers were either banned or shooed off. There just seems to be a different crop of active posters on here now... some of the long-timers are still around, but exclusively stick to D.C. or other threads that didn't seem characteristic of them to stick to before. I dunno, it's been... kind of weird. In my case, right when wrestling season concludes...I'm still as addicted to CP as I was prior to the start of wrestling season.

How have you been? Good, I hope. Any new cool music from that rap record label you follow? Ahh...for whatever reason I can't think of the name of that label...it'll come back to me right when you say it.

Oh shit really? Howcome? Over the past few months I'd log in every now and again, but I did notice that theres been fewer and fewer posters that I recognize. Damn man, sounds like I shame, I really do like this place, just been real busy. After about November I'll have more time but its probably only going to get busier from here on out until then.

Yeah I've been good. School's taking up time and I've had to cut down on some stuff. Football is one of those things. I'm trying to avoid it otherwise it'll just take up all my free time like it often does. Looking forward to when I can let football take up my time again. Probably socializing more than should right now but hey I've already given up paying attention to football for now haha.

LMAO Strange Music! Yeah they haven't released as much this year as they did last year but they're still producing. I'm a bit of a Hip-Hop/music-head (for my age I'm pretty good with my music range) so I've got a lot of shit I listen to, but I won't bore anyone here with that :D.

Easy 6
07-21-2014, 05:31 AM
I have a theory that after the last major blow up AC has asked the mods to step back for a bit.

Could be way off base, but it seems that way.

I think you're right.

Easy 6
07-21-2014, 05:46 AM
Also, this thread is a 5 star work of art... a much needed boost to get the blood flowing before camp.

BigMeatballDave
07-21-2014, 06:20 AM
Also, this thread is a 5 star work of art... a much needed boost to get the blood flowing before camp.

I would agree if it didn't involve InMen. That dude is a wet blanket.

In58men
07-21-2014, 07:35 AM
I would agree if it didn't involve InMen. That dude is a wet blanket.

Just shut up and keep posting in my thread or GTFO.

Red Guerilla
07-21-2014, 08:04 AM
Sauto ain't had his ass handed to him in ****ing years.


And it ain't from lack of trying.
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See Coochie? LOL

Blackbob is a very good example of necessary moderation. A complete troll / total moron. He's the type of cyst that drives people away from an online community.

I disagree. Guys like Lonewolf and Bowser are the types that drive people away. They are so goddamned boring that you really can't even roast them. Look at their post counts man. I try not to even read their posts because it's like sitting in a origami class with the heat turned up.

As far as you getting lumped in with me. Sorry about that. BlackBob is a character. It's just an asshole incarnation of myself. It didn't start that way but, that's what came to be.

I came on as Mugsy a few months ago. That's the real me. That's the handle I've used at CC for years. There was a misunderstanding and Flopnuts banned me before I could explain.

The problem here is subliminal fascism.

That's the fascist mod crap I'm talking about. Look at the way people act towards the mods here. The fear is ridiculous. If you start to go over the line in a post and people start warning you. People did it to you in this thread. It is a lot harder to get banned at places like CC than it is here. That's for sure. You get treated like an American over there. You get a fair trial even if they hate your guts.

The subliminal part is also relevant. Things get exaggerated to the point that they are a shadow of the truth. I've never seen a place where people just take other people's word so much at face value. At the same time, nobody has any credibility here. It's like watching a couple of hundred used car salesmen with down syndrome.

I'll never leave. I'll create different persona from time to time. I enjoy it too much.

Ever heard Robert Duvall's story from the movie Colors?

A young bull and an old bull are sitting on top of a hill overlooking a herd of cattle. The young bull says, "lets run down there and **** a cow." The old bull says, "no, lets walk down there and **** them all."

I guess I am that old bull. I'm never leaving guys. It's just to fun ****ing you all over and over.

lcarus
07-21-2014, 08:04 AM
Both of you dudes have been good to me so im not voting

Red Guerilla
07-21-2014, 08:18 AM
I think folks know that. I've only been here a little over a year and a half, and I knew that wasn't the case with you.

Jesus Christ dude. You don't even know him. Why the above and beyond extra credit ass kissing? Your name should be changed to "pucker."

Eleazar
07-21-2014, 08:20 AM
I dont understand how there are 14 votes for Inmem.

ChiTown
07-21-2014, 08:21 AM
I dont understand how there are 14 votes for Inmem.

Because AIDS

In58men
07-21-2014, 08:25 AM
I dont understand how there are 14 votes for Inmem.

I don't understand how you're still alive being from Florida

Red Guerilla
07-21-2014, 08:27 AM
I dont understand how there are 14 votes for Inmem.

He's definitely the lesser of two evils. Mostly, he's not a fraud and he doesn't post gifs. Some of us have Sorter pegged.

ChiTown
07-21-2014, 08:33 AM
Okay, so Reg Guerrilla is a mult of Into58yroldmen?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-21-2014, 08:35 AM
I like both for various reasons, but Sorter gets the nod as his gif.s are the greatest contribution to the free world.

SAUTO
07-21-2014, 08:37 AM
See Coochie? LOL



I disagree. Guys like Lonewolf and Bowser are the types that drive people away. They are so goddamned boring that you really can't even roast them. Look at their post counts man. I try not to even read their posts because it's like sitting in a origami class with the heat turned up.

As far as you getting lumped in with me. Sorry about that. BlackBob is a character. It's just an asshole incarnation of myself. It didn't start that way but, that's what came to be.

I came on as Mugsy a few months ago. That's the real me. That's the handle I've used at CC for years. There was a misunderstanding and Flopnuts banned me before I could explain.

The problem here is subliminal fascism.

That's the fascist mod crap I'm talking about. Look at the way people act towards the mods here. The fear is ridiculous. If you start to go over the line in a post and people start warning you. People did it to you in this thread. It is a lot harder to get banned at places like CC than it is here. That's for sure. You get treated like an American over there. You get a fair trial even if they hate your guts.


.LMAO AT ALL OF THIS.

People/me warned hootie because we actually LIKE him and wish he could follow the rules and stick around. people call you out because they don't like you and want you gone.

BigMeatballDave
07-21-2014, 08:38 AM
See Coochie? LOL



I disagree. Guys like Lonewolf and Bowser are the types that drive people away. They are so goddamned boring that you really can't even roast them. Look at their post counts man. I try not to even read their posts because it's like sitting in a origami class with the heat turned up.

As far as you getting lumped in with me. Sorry about that. BlackBob is a character. It's just an asshole incarnation of myself. It didn't start that way but, that's what came to be.

I came on as Mugsy a few months ago. That's the real me. That's the handle I've used at CC for years. There was a misunderstanding and Flopnuts banned me before I could explain.

The problem here is subliminal fascism.

That's the fascist mod crap I'm talking about. Look at the way people act towards the mods here. The fear is ridiculous. If you start to go over the line in a post and people start warning you. People did it to you in this thread. It is a lot harder to get banned at places like CC than it is here. That's for sure. You get treated like an American over there. You get a fair trial even if they hate your guts.

The subliminal part is also relevant. Things get exaggerated to the point that they are a shadow of the truth. I've never seen a place where people just take other people's word so much at face value. At the same time, nobody has any credibility here. It's like watching a couple of hundred used car salesmen with down syndrome.

I'll never leave. I'll create different persona from time to time. I enjoy it too much.

Ever heard Robert Duvall's story from the movie Colors?

A young bull and an old bull are sitting on top of a hill overlooking a herd of cattle. The young bull says, "lets run down there and **** a cow." The old bull says, "no, lets walk down there and **** them all."

I guess I am that old bull. I'm never leaving guys. It's just to fun ****ing you all over and over.
You are a fucking moron.