I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night

[Bufkin]

I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.

[Eleazar]

douchey troll is douchey

[TLO]

Yeah, but was she/he a tranny?

[Scorp]

How big was her penis?

[KC native]

weak troll attempt is weak.

step your game up son.

[Bufkin]

douchey troll is douchey
Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling Beethoven. It's most certainly douchey, but not trolling.

[Bufkin]

weak troll attempt is weak.

step your game up son.
Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling waterhead. It's most certainly weak, but not trolling.

[KC native]

Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling waterhead. It's most certainly weak, but not trolling.

You're not in college. It's definitely trolling.

[Bufkin]

You're not in college. It's definitely trolling.
If I was a senior in college at Mizzou, would it still be trolling? Moreover, if I'm not lying, would it still be trolling? I'm trying to figure out the exact definition of what "trolling" is, that way I can avoid it and keep my ChiefsPlanet rep at a palpable length.

I feel your pain though. After spending your entire weekend driving 95 on the interstate in your Hummer with Creed blaring through your speakers, I'd be cyber-agitated as well.

[Donger]

"We don't let no commies inside ChiefsPlanet. No Christians, neither!"

[KC native]

If I was a senior in college at Mizzou, would it still be trolling? Moreover, if I'm not lying, would it still be trolling? I'm trying to figure out the exact definition of what "trolling" is, that way I can avoid it and keep my ChiefsPlanet rep at a palpable length.

I feel your pain though. After spending your entire weekend driving 95 on the interstate in your Hummer with Creed blaring through your speakers, I'd be cyber-agitated as well.

None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.

[Eleazar]

Inmen vs Eric Fisher poll coming soon

[Bufkin]

None of those are applicable so it's trolling.
Hypothetically speaking though. You've already entered this thread with the presupposition that I'm not a college kid (for some reason), and therefore nothing I say will make you think otherwise. Accept that notion, and maybe you can start responding to my posts with something other than "TROLL!!!" All of that interstate butt rock is starting to get to your head Rico Suave.

[Donger]

None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.

You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?

[Bufkin]

Inmen vs Eric Fisher poll coming soon
Cochise's wife vs Eric Fisher's dong poll following that doozy.

[Bufkin]

You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?
He has a nice green TapOut bumper sticker to match his Monster Energy Drink door magnet.

[Reerun_KC]

None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.


So you are a hybrid Prius kind a guy?

[Saccopoo]

I tried posting th...............

http://newnation.sg/wp-content/uploads/fall-asleep-gif.gif

[KC native]

You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?

That would be sweet (as long as it had an LS swap, a manual transmission, candy paint, and a velour interior).

[Bufkin]

That would be sweet (as long as it had an LS swap, a manual transmission, candy paint, and a velour interior).
How many chain wallets do you own? How much did you buy your Chad Kroeger autographed poster for?

[KC native]

So you are a hybrid Prius kind a guy?

No, but I encourage as many people as possible to buy them so I can continue to buy sports cars and burn premium fuel with reckless abandon.

[KC native]

He has a nice green TapOut bumper sticker to match his Monster Energy Drink door magnet.

TapOut is tacky and for residents of St Joes and Independence.

Monster Energy drinks are a rip off so I wouldn't own a magnet of that either. I prefer coffee.

[tooge]

shoulda put bacon on your pecker

[Donger]

That would be sweet (as long as it had an LS swap, a manual transmission, candy paint, and a velour interior).

LMAO

[KC native]

How many chain wallets do you own? How much did you buy your Chad Kroeger autographed poster for?

0

and who is Chad Kroeger?

[Bufkin]

0

and who is Chad Kroeger?
Your God.

[Reerun_KC]

0



and who is Chad Kroeger?


You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Let's talk about how Peyton Manning sucks. Anyone?

[Bufkin]

You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?
He's been writing fan mail to Chad Kroeger since the late 90's. He's a good troll, but a bad liar.

[KC native]

You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?

I drive one of these.

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2013/02/14/16/51/2013_mazda_mazdaspeed3-pic-5162116543432052935.jpeg

So, no. I have no clue of who he is.

[KC native]

Your God.

I'm an athiest. I don't believe in god.

[Bufkin]

I'm an athiest. I don't believe in god.
But yet you don't even know how to spell atheist shit-for-brains.

[Reerun_KC]

No, but I encourage as many people as possible to buy them so I can continue to buy sports cars and burn premium fuel with reckless abandon.


My ride burns 180 Gallons an hour....

[TimBone]

Inmen vs Eric Fisher poll coming soon

Genius.

Edit: I was thinking Inmen vs. the actual Eric Fisher.

I enjoy Eric Fisher the poster, although this is one of his weaker works.

[Donger]

I drive one of these.

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2013/02/14/16/51/2013_mazda_mazdaspeed3-pic-5162116543432052935.jpeg

So, no. I have no clue of who he is.

That isn't a sports car.

[tooge]

I drive one of these.

http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2013/02/14/16/51/2013_mazda_mazdaspeed3-pic-5162116543432052935.jpeg

So, no. I have no clue of who he is.

thats cute.

[KC native]

But yet you don't even know how to spell atheist shit-for-brains.

Sorry, I made a typo. This means I must re-examine my religious views.

examining....

examining....


examining....


examining....



examining....

Yup, I'm still an atheist.

[Bufkin]

"Hello Mr. car salesman, can you point me to the dick magnet vehicle aisle? I have an athiest meeting at 5 PM and I can't be late."

[Coogs]

So the conversation begins with female mastrubation, after a liplock session, and you couldn't close the deal?

:shake:

[Bufkin]

Sorry, I made a typo. This means I must re-examine my religious views.

examining....

examining....


examining....


examining....



examining....

Yup, I'm still an atheist.
It wasn't a typo, you legitimately didn't know how to spell atheist.

[KC native]

That isn't a sports car.

It's a hot hatch back that does 157.5 (electronically limited) MPH and does 0-60 under 6 seconds stock.

[TLO]

Mazda sucks

[LiveSteam]

thats cute.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[Donger]

It's a hot hatch back that does 157.5 (electronically limited) MPH and does 0-60 under 6 seconds stock.

Yes, that is correct. Did it come with a flower vase?

[Bufkin]

So the conversation begins with female mastrubation, after a liplock session, and you couldn't close the deal?

:shake:
I swear on all that is holy that this is a true story, and I'm sorry that the dog avatar guy and the neighborhood athiest dismiss me as a troll. I thought since people enjoyed the guy who porked a tranny, I would be able to share my rejection experience with minimal heat.

[KC native]

My ride burns 180 Gallons an hour....

Well, then maybe you should examine buying a prius. It may help you cut down on your gasoline expenditures.

[KC native]

Yes, that is correct. Did it come with a flower vase?

No, it's not an overpriced volkswagen.

[Bufkin]

Well, then maybe you should examine buying a prius. It may help you cut down on your gasoline expenditures.
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8951/images4th.jpg

[KC native]

Mazda sucks

You suck.

[Donger]

No, it's not an overpriced volkswagen.

Just teasing. It looks like a lot of fun. That's my kind of car.

[TLO]

You suck.

Impreza WRX-STI/ better than your shitty Mazda

[KC native]

Just teasing. It looks like a lot of fun. That's my kind of car.

I know. It's a blast.

[KC native]

Impreza WRX-STI/ better than your shitty Mazda

Sure, if you want to pay $15K more for the same performance. :rolleyes:

[gblowfish]

So, you made out, then you start talking about masturbation, and she leaves with another dude?

Hmmmm.....

Wonder why a girl would do that?

[Bufkin]

So, you made out, then you start talking about masturbation, and she leaves with another dude?

Hmmmm.....

Wonder why a girl would do that?
She brought up the masturbation. I brought up Karl Marx.

[kepp]

I think this is Midnight Vulture on Xanax

[KC native]

She brought up the masturbation. I brought up Karl Marx.

If true, you're doing it wrong.

[Donger]

Impreza WRX-STI/ better than your shitty Mazda

I don't think KC native is a tree-hugging, granola-chewing hippie.

[Reerun_KC]

It's a hot hatch back that does 157.5 (electronically limited) MPH and does 0-60 under 6 seconds stock.


157.5 MPH is for children...

[KC native]

I don't think KC native is a tree-hugging, granola-chewing hippie.

LMAO If you're going to buy a Lesbaru, the STI is the only one worth buying (it's way overpriced though).

[KC native]

157.5 MPH is for children...

Aren't you a pilot?

[tooge]

Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?

[Reerun_KC]

Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?


bend over and he will show you...

[KC native]

Not dissing your car KC Native, but honest question. Where do you put man stuff? You know, fishing poles and gear, fish you've caught, hunting shit, camping shit, golf bags (for more than one guy), etc.? Where the hell do you put your deer, on the top of the damned car?

I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.

Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.

[Reerun_KC]

Aren't you a pilot?


http://www.genav.com/filebin/images/aircraft-library/citation7ext.jpg


500 mph on average at 1200 - 1400 lbs of fuel per hour... Cruising at 40000 and above...

[KC native]

500 mph on average at 1200 - 1400 lbs of fuel per hour... Cruising at 40000 and above...

You should fly a single engine Cessna and crash it like the rest of the assholes that fly them.

[Reerun_KC]

I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.



Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.


LMAO - this post make me LOL

[tooge]

I'm a city kid. I don't hunt and don't fish. I'm not opposed to killing things. I'm just not getting up at 4 AM to go sit in a box and hope something walks by. Fishing is just boring and I don't like touching live fish.

Back seat folds down and will carry my golf clubs and another bag.

Dude, you are in Texas, wtf? I couldn't live without camping, fishing and hunting. Anyhow, to each his own. I'm a country fuck, but even if I lived in the city, I can't stand driving small cars. Can't see over the trucks, gotta fricken hunch down to get into one, and gotta change the seating all around to put anything of any size in it. My wife has a smaller car, and I insist on taking the truck.

[tooge]

LMAO - this post make me LOL

I was going to reply "sooooo, you are a chick?" but didn't want to ruffle his feathers too much

[KC native]

Dude, you are in Texas, wtf? I couldn't live without camping, fishing and hunting. Anyhow, to each his own. I'm a country fuck, but even if I lived in the city, I can't stand driving small cars. Can't see over the trucks, gotta fricken hunch down to get into one, and gotta change the seating all around to put anything of any size in it. My wife has a smaller car, and I insist on taking the truck.

Born and raised right by the stadiums and now I live in a large metroplex. Not everywhere in Texas is shit kickers and ranches.

I never have a bunch of shit to haul and if it's too big to fit in my car, I'll happily pay for delivery.

[Reerun_KC]

I was going to reply "sooooo, you are a chick?" but didn't want to ruffle his feathers too much


Go easy on him he is scared of fish and his boyfriend lets him drive the really fast car....

[tooge]

Born and raised right by the stadiums and now I live in a large metroplex. Not everywhere in Texas is shit kickers and ranches.

I never have a bunch of shit to haul and if it's too big to fit in my car, I'll happily pay for delivery.

cool.

[KC native]

Go easy on him he is scared of fish and his boyfriend lets him drive the really fast car....

I'm not scared of fish. I've fished before. It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).

[tooge]

I'm not scared of fish. I've fished before. It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).

If fishing is boring, you are doing it wrong. Try fly fishing.

[KC native]

If fishing is boring, you are doing it wrong. Try fly fishing.

Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.

[Eleazar]

Register me for the "fishing is boring" party too

[Bufkin]

It's boring and I just dislike touching live fish (especially nasty ass cat fish).
Remnants of an ex girlfriend can lead to vehement despisal.

[KC native]

Register me for the "fishing is boring" party too

See, this guy gets it.

Although, I wouldn't mind going deep sea fishing. That looks like fun.

[KC native]

Remnants of an ex girlfriend can lead to vehement despisal.

That doesn't make any sense. I've never dated a fish.

[Bufkin]

That doesn't make any sense. I've never dated a fish.
The joke being that rank vagina smells like fish, and probably wouldn't be very fun to touch.

[KC native]

The joke being that rank vagina smells like fish.

I've also never dated a girl with a rank vagina.

I realize that someone who would bring up Marx when a girl is talking about masturbation might not understand that there are plenty of women who don't have rank vaginas, but I assure you that there are.

[tooge]

Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.

You just need to drive a few hours east to northern Arkansas and try to white river

[Bufkin]

I've also never dated a girl with a rank vagina.

I realize that someone who would bring up Marx when a girl is talking about masturbation might not understand that there are plenty of women who don't have rank vaginas, but I assure you that there are.
But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen. :spock:

[loochy]

Yes, that's been suggested but I've never been anywhere that I could fly fish. I'm not opposed to trying it.

I go all the time. I'm a trout guy and I go up to Beavers Bend in SE Oklahoma when I can. In a pinch I hit up Blue River in Oklahoma (slightly north of Lake Texoma).

You don't have to fly fish for trout though. You can do bass or panfish as well.

[Eleazar]

See, this guy gets it.

Although, I wouldn't mind going deep sea fishing. That looks like fun.

I want to do one of those deep sea fishing charters like they offer around here. That looks like fun. Catching a huge tuna or a swordfish would be interesting and probably a fun day out on the ocean.

[Donger]

But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen. :spock:

What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

What does that tell you?

[tooge]

What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

What does that tell you?

LOL

[Bufkin]

What has happened is that your thread about your weekend activities has been hijacked by fishing, which is one of the most boring things known to man.

What does that tell you?
It tells me that I'm my own biggest fan.

[Donger]

I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the fucking fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.

LMAO

[Donger]

It tells me that I'm my own biggest fan.

http://i33.tinypic.com/wkpcw3.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the fucking fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.

LMAO


Guess all that beating the monkey finally paid off?

[KC native]

You just need to drive a few hours east to northern Arkansas and try to white river

Yea, but then I would be in Arkansas.

[KC native]

I go all the time. I'm a trout guy and I go up to Beavers Bend in SE Oklahoma when I can. In a pinch I hit up Blue River in Oklahoma (slightly north of Lake Texoma).

You don't have to fly fish for trout though. You can do bass or panfish as well.

That's cool, but Oklahoma tho.

[KC native]

But I thought I was trolling? Meaning that my Saturday night club story totes didn't happen. :spock:

It didn't happen. I was just framing my answer within the context of this thread in the hopes that you would understand it.

[Bufkin]

It didn't happen. I was just framing my answer within the context of this thread in the hopes that you would understand it.
It happened. Next time I have an off-campus story, I'll pull a Clay and take a bunch of pics.

[KC native]

It happened. Next time I have an off-campus story, I'll pull a Clay and take a bunch of pics.

that might make your story a little more believable.

[rico]

So confused/Eric Fisher is in college meeting chicks and also has a past of jerkin' his Gerkin at his kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese? This guy gets around. A master of omnipresence.

[rico]

I tried "fly fishing" up at our place in the mountains. It didn't go as hoped. After a few casts, the ****ing fly would snap off the leader thing. I went through about a dozen flies before quitting. I later found out that I was whipping the line too abruptly and the poor flies were breaking the speed of sound.

LMAO

:spock:

[Donger]

:spock:

What?

[Bufkin]

So confused/Eric Fisher is in college meeting chicks and also has a past of jerkin' his Gerkin at his kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese? This guy gets around. A master of omnipresence.
Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times. :(

[KC native]

Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times. :(

tricky troll post is tricky.

[gblowfish]

Did you tell the girl you were whacking it at Chuck E. Cheese?

I guess it's hard to be real smooth when your opening line is "Hi, I'm required by law to tell you I'm a convicted sex offender...."

[Bufkin]

Did you tell the girl you were whacking it at Chuck E. Cheese?

I guess it's hard to be real smooth when your opening line is "Hi, I'm required by law to tell you I'm a convicted sex offender...."
If I was a registered sex offender, I wouldn't be required to tell her unless she was trick-or-treating.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If I was a registered sex offender, I wouldn't be required to tell her unless she was trick-or-treating.

LMAO

[rico]

Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times. :(

The only place I could imagine success with a beer-slut by changing the subject from female masturbation to your political views and your Marxism tendencies would be at one of those hippy bars.

Considering you weren't at one of those hippy bars, I assume you would have probably had more luck if you would have stuck to female masturbation and just strayed from politics in general. Most beer-sluts don't even know what Marxism is...seriously. Right when you made the decision to talk about politics, this beer slut's mind probably immediately shifted to the next penis she could try to gargle.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Now THAT was a troll. 80 percent of confused topics were trolls. When I'm trolling, I'm pretty up-front about admitting it. This is not one of those times. :(

So you didn't get your MBA at Harvard?

[Bufkin]

So you didn't get your MBA at Harvard?
Being that I posted that right around the same time as the "Holohoax" thread, I was hoping at least one person would fall for it.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Being that I posted that right around the same time as the "Holohoax" thread, I was hoping at least one person would fall for it.

I'm hurt.

[Bufkin]

I'm hurt.
Now, now friend. :(

[bevischief]

Still have your cornhole in tack?

[a pp roach]

Oh yes, he's trolling because this is a thread that's gonna instigate much anger and fury in the minds of readers!

[Bufkin]

Oh yes, he's trolling because this is a thread that's gonna instigate much anger and fury in the minds of readers!
Especially for all the Joseph McCarthy fans.

[NinerDoug]

I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.

Communist guys always finish last.

[Titty Meat]

Shes playing you

[NewChief]

I'm shocked. Dialectical materialism is usually a panty dropper.

[Dragonocho]

What did you have for dinner?

[Chief Roundup]

0 fucks were given.

[King_Chief_Fan]

I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.

You weren't surprised when you found out it was a guy dressed like a Sheila?

[rico]

You weren't surprised when you found out it was a guy dressed like a Sheila?

Funky collllld Medina.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I am suuuuuuure this is a real experience!

[Bufkin]

0 ****s were given.
And your contribution to this thread backs up your sentiments sunshine.

[Bufkin]

I am suuuuuuure this is a real experience!
Ugh, I swear it is.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Ugh, I swear it is.

Next time whip it out

[Iconic]

OP got his dating advice from Elliot Rodger.

[Titty Meat]

I am suuuuuuure this is a real experience!

With Inmen

[Bufkin]

OP got his dating advice from Elliot Rodger.
Wrong. I was given tips while playing DOOM with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

[KC native]

Wrong. I was given tips while playing DOOM with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

Counterstrike>DOOM

[Bufkin]

Counterstrike>DOOM
We can agree on that one. Brings me back to high school. Call of Duty homos don't even know what they missed out on.