Put in for a transfer here.

[Rain Man]

I'm messing around with a database of county populations at the moment. Drop your name here and I'll assign you a new county to live in. I'll give you the name of the county and then you can go learn more from there.

Selection will be random, but weighted on population because hey, you've got to go where the jobs are.

As for me, I'll lead off and am being transferred to....

Cobb County, Georgia
Population 691,820

Looks like it's a northern suburb of Atlanta, near Marietta. If I remember right, that's a reasonably upscale suburb.

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.

[Buehler445]

In, but do it based off tillable acres. :D

[stumppy]

Sign me up. Keep in mind I dont need no stinkin job.

[KC native]

In

[stumppy]

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.

Down there you ARE a grit.

[Perineum Ripper]

Sure why not..I'll play

[Rain Man]

In, but do it based off tillable acres. :D

Shelby County, Tennessee
Population: 929437

I'm not sure they farm much in Memphis.

[Rain Man]

Sign me up. Keep in mind I dont need no stinkin job.

Maricopa County, Arizona
Population: 3841819

It's a dry heat.

[Rain Man]

In

Hamilton County, Tennessee
Population: 337023

Seems somewhat pleasant other than the accents.

[Anyong Bluth]

Do me! #nohomo

[Katipan]

Maricopa County, Arizona
Population: 3841819

It's a dry heat.

Young women are half naked, year around, if that helps.

I'm not sure Rain Man should have this much power. I'd like to be in but weighed in any other way except population.

[Rain Man]

Sure why not..I'll play

Ulster County, New York
Population: 182516

You can head to the city on the weekends.

[Rain Man]

Do me! #nohomo

Hartford County, Connecticut
Population: 893504

Best deals on whole life in the nation.

[MagicHef]

Please find me a home.

[Rain Man]

Young women are half naked, year around, if that helps.

I'm not sure Rain Man should have this much power. I'd like to be in but weighed in any other way except population.

You'll take population and you'll like it.

Valencia County, New Mexico
Population: 76172

You'll have reservations about this place.

[The Franchise]

Fuck California....sign me up.

[Rain Man]

Please find me a home.

Allegheny County, Pennsylvania
Population: 1224772

Bring a towel.

[Rain Man]

**** California....sign me up.

Marion County, Alabama
Population: 30641

I think you can actually still own slaves there.

[Buehler445]

Shelby County, Tennessee
Population: 929437

I'm not sure they farm much in Memphis.

What a hunk of crap. I'm out of a job.

Oh well, at least there are ribs.

[Perineum Ripper]

http://ulstercountyny.gov

Doesn't look like too bad of a place..looks pretty

[Eleazar]

Well, I wouldn't mind a change of scenery.

[stumppy]

Young women are half naked, year around, if that helps.

I'm not sure Rain Man should have this much power. I'd like to be in but weighed in any other way except population.

Well hell. Looks like I'm a future registrant of the Maricoppa County Sheriffs database. :D

[tooge]

In as long as I don't end up in Johnson county, KS

[Rain Man]

http://ulstercountyny.gov

Doesn't look like too bad of a place..looks pretty


I suspect there are some big mansions along the Hudson. And is West Point there? That seems like it would be a nice place.

[Pennywise]

Let's go.

[TimBone]

I'm definitely ready to leave Louisiana. Hook me up, Rain Man!

[Rain Man]

Well, I wouldn't mind a change of scenery.

Bronx County, New York
Population: 1386364


You asked.

[loochy]

I'm messing around with a database of county populations at the moment. Drop your name here and I'll assign you a new county to live in. I'll give you the name of the county and then you can go learn more from there.

Selection will be random, but weighted on population because hey, you've got to go where the jobs are.

As for me, I'll lead off and am being transferred to....

Cobb County, Georgia
Population 691,820

Looks like it's a northern suburb of Atlanta, near Marietta. If I remember right, that's a reasonably upscale suburb.

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.

It's really nice, especially down near the river. I used to go to Marietta a lot for work. Of course there are some ghettoish areas around Smyrna as you get closer to Atlanta proper. There are tons of trees and everything is super green. It's incredibly humid though and you'll turn into a puddle of sweat as soon as you step outside. And yeah, the traffic is incredibad there.

[MagicHef]

Allegheny County, Pennsylvania
Population: 1224772

Bring a towel.

Oh.

Pittsburgh, thanks.

[Buehler445]

Shelby County, Tennessee
Population: 929437

I'm not sure they farm much in Memphis.

Son of a fucking bitch. The average farm size in Shelby County, Tennessee is 162 acres?

F this. I'm out.

https://extension.tennessee.edu/shelby/Documents/AGFAX11.pdf

[loochy]

do me

[Rain Man]

In as long as I don't end up in Johnson county, KS

Camden County, New Jersey
Population: 513660

I bet lots of people there need dental work.

[Katipan]

Well hell. Looks like I'm a future registrant of the Maricoppa County Sheriffs database. :D

Careful, they are all about their website. Easiest place I've found to view mugshots, arrest records and warrants. My dead psycho still has one on there.

Plus, pink. You do not want to look sexy in pink.

[Rain Man]

Let's go.

Maui County, Hawaii
Population: 154937

I have no words for this.

[WakkaWakka]

In

[Pennywise]

Maui County, Hawaii
Population: 154937

I have no words for this.

Awesome.

[Rain Man]

I'm definitely ready to leave Louisiana. Hook me up, Rain Man!

Cherokee County, North Carolina
Population: 27304

Looks nice and shady.

[tooge]

Camden County, New Jersey
Population: 513660

I bet lots of people there need dental work.

Ok, this game sucks. You need to figure out a way to enter some of the things the person likes or dislikes about where they currently live in order to find a better home. Fuck New Jersey

[The Franchise]

Marion County, Alabama
Population: 30641

I think you can actually still own slaves there.

Talk about your all time backfires.

[thabear04]

Put me in

[Rain Man]

do me

Dallas County, Texas
Population: 2379214

You'll have a nice stadium, at least.

[Katipan]

You'll take population and you'll like it.

Valencia County, New Mexico
Population: 76172

You'll have reservations about this place.

Definitely not the county I was looking for.

http://www.oneheadlightink.com/sindication/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/R2D2-Spotted-in-New-Mexico-500x666.jpg

[Eleazar]

Bronx County, New York
Population: 1386364


You asked.

My cousin in the Bronx
He knows everyone

[Rain Man]

In


St. Louis County, Missouri
Population: 999147


I'm sorry. So, so sorry.

[Eleazar]

Ok, this game sucks. You need to figure out a way to enter some of the things the person likes or dislikes about where they currently live in order to find a better home. **** New Jersey

Don't forget your gat

[Rain Man]

Put me in

King County, Washington
Population: 1940777

You may finally get that Super Bowl victory.

[TLO]

Do me! Do me!

[Rain Man]

Ok, this game sucks. You need to figure out a way to enter some of the things the person likes or dislikes about where they currently live in order to find a better home. **** New Jersey

How do you know you won't like it? It's convenient to Philadelphia.

[Rain Man]

Do me! Do me!

Maricopa County, Arizona
Population: 3841819

Where the cactus is high as an elephant's eye.

[loochy]

Dallas County, Texas
Population: 2379214

You'll have a nice stadium, at least.

Ha! That's not much of a move. Currently, I'm right next door in Tarrant County.

[WakkaWakka]

St. Louis County, Missouri
Population: 999147


I'm sorry. So, so sorry.

sonofabitch. I hate st louis!

[Rain Man]

Ha! That's not much of a move. Currently, I'm right next door in Tarrant County.

Maybe you can trade with Wakkawakka or tooge.

[loochy]

Maybe you can trade with Wakkawakka or tooge.

I trade with Pennywise

[Rain Man]

I trade with Pennywise

I bet he's open to negotiations.

[Stanley Nickels]

I'm in! Are you including parishes and boroughs in Louisiana and Alaska, respectively?
I've got my fingers crossed for Arlington, Santa Clara, or King county

[Pennywise]

I trade with Pennywise

Sorry looch, I have delusions of Spicoli grandeur.

[Rain Man]

I'm in! Are you including parishes and boroughs in Louisiana and Alaska, respectively?
I've got my fingers crossed for Arlington, Santa Clara, or King county

Yep, parishes, boroughs, and consolidated city-counties are all included, including all those weird independent cities in Virginia. And as for you...

Durham County, North Carolina
Population: 269283

Motto: where you can taste the tobacco in the air.

[Chief_For_Life58]

OHHH I WANT ONE!!!

[WakkaWakka]

OHHH I WANT ONE!!!

You can have mine.

[Rain Man]

OHHH I WANT ONE!!!

Brown County, South Dakota
Population: 36562

The gateway to central North Dakota.

[Raiderhater]

I'm always down for discovering a new place.

[Rain Man]

You can have mine.

You have an arch. Almost nobody gets an arch.

[The Franchise]

Marion County, Alabama
Population: 30641

I think you can actually still own slaves there.

Wow....looks fun.

http://images.secondspace.com/p/SUP/A3/7E/97/B8/4A/07XL_13.jpg

Can I request another transfer?

[Rain Man]

I'm always down for discovering a new place.

Douglas County, Kansas
Population: 111073

It's really one of the more interesting places in Kansas.

[Raiderhater]

Douglas County, Kansas
Population: 111073

It's really one of the more interesting places in Kansas.
So I get to move 40 minutes west and live in KU hell.......

I may have to play the second coming of Captian Quantrill.

[Rain Man]

Wow....looks fun.

http://images.secondspace.com/p/SUP/A3/7E/97/B8/4A/07XL_13.jpg

Can I request another transfer?


You knew the risks when you signed on. You don't hear pennywise complaining. Once you get settled in, I'm sure you'll love it.

[The Franchise]

You knew the risks when you signed on. You don't hear pennywise complaining. Once you get settled in, I'm sure you'll love it.

Well I guess the one plus is that I don't have to worry about dental bills anymore. So I got that going for me.....which is nice.

[Rain Man]

Well I guess the one plus is that I don't have to worry about dental bills anymore. So I got that going for me.....which is nice.

I wonder if tooge would trade with you. Are you good with a gun?

[Donger]

Donger just dropped.

[Rausch]

I'm good.

I was born in a small town.

Prolly' die in a small town...

[Rain Man]

Donger just dropped.

Walworth County, Wisconsin
Population: 102310

Bears fan or Packers fan? You will live in a world divided.

[Dave Lane]

Transfer me. Scenic mind you...

[Pablo]

Give me a new home Rainman.

[Donger]

Walworth County, Wisconsin
Population: 102310

Bears fan or Packers fan? You will live in a world divided.

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.

[Rain Man]

I'm good.

I was born in a small town.

Prolly' die in a small town...

But you have a job waiting for you in ...

Faulkner County, Arkansas
Population: 113730

Possibly the finest place to live in all of north-central Arkansas.

[Unsmooth-Moment]

In

[Rain Man]

Transfer me. Scenic mind you...

Los Angeles County, California
Population: 9840024

Well, you like looking at stars.

[Rain Man]

Give me a new home Rainman.

Accomack County, Virginia
Population: 33454

Whoa, look that one up on a map. Cool. Makes for long road trips, though.

[Rain Man]

In

Benton County, Minnesota
Population: 38560

Slightly warmer than Duluth, slightly colder than Minneapolis.

[Pablo]

Accomack County, Virginia
Population: 33454

Whoa, look that one up on a map. Cool. Makes for long road trips, though.Yeah, that is a pretty neat area I suppose.

Bracing myself for lots of seafood and hurricanes.

[The Franchise]

Yeah, that is a pretty neat area I suppose.

Bracing myself for lots of seafood and hurricanes.

Beats cannibals and racists.

[Pablo]

Beats cannibals and racists.Yeah, I don't think I could do Alabammy.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Brown County, South Dakota
Population: 36562

The gateway to central North Dakota.

Ah yes the beautiful brown county of sout dakota. home to notable people such as Rollie Fingers, Terry Francona, Josh Heupel and the famous author who made our state so famous, Frank Baum!
Also the motel chain Super 8 was founded in this great county!

[Discuss Thrower]

Get me the fuck out of SWMO rainman

[Rain Man]

Beats cannibals and racists.

In the long run, only one of those groups will survive. It probably depends on whether the cannibals or white or not.

[Rain Man]

Ah yes the beautiful brown county of sout dakota. home to notable people such as Rollie Fingers, Terry Francona, Josh Heupel and the famous author who made our state so famous, Frank Baum!
Also the motel chain Super 8 was founded in this great county!

You should be in sales.

[Rain Man]

Get me the **** out of SWMO rainman

Pasco County, Florida
Population: 465276

Beachfront, baby!

[MIAdragon]

hmmmmm

[Discuss Thrower]

Pasco County, Florida
Population: 465276

Beachfront, baby!

Niiiiiiiice

[Rain Man]

hmmmmm

Santa Barbara County, California
Population: 423594

I would be humming with happiness, too.

[AndChiefs]

Yes

[Anyong Bluth]

Hartford County, Connecticut
Population: 893504

Best deals on whole life in the nation.

This came up when I did a Google image search for Hartford County CT.


Very Tony Soprano

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/25/4ygu9ane.jpg

[Dartgod]

Do me! Do me!

[Rain Man]

Yes

Jefferson County, Indiana
Population: 32501

It's kind of like Kentucky, but with fewer horses.

[Rain Man]

Do me! Do me!

Berks County, Pennsylvania
Population: 411094

It's kind of downwind of Hershey. Maybe that's their motto.

[gblowfish]

I may be looking for a job soon, so hit me!

[Rain Man]

I may be looking for a job soon, so hit me!

Larimer County, Colorado
Population: 300870

That's actually a really good place to land a job.

[Anyong Bluth]

Jefferson County, Indiana
Population: 32501

It's kind of like Kentucky, but with fewer horses.

I'm so very sorry. Indiana be-lows!

[gblowfish]

Larimer County, Colorado
Population: 300870

That's actually a really good place to land a job.

Looks like I'm off to becoming a weed dealer....

[WhawhaWhat]

In.

[MagicHef]

King County, Washington
Population: 1940777

You may finally get that Super Bowl victory.

Larimer County, Colorado
Population: 300870

That's actually a really good place to land a job.

One more and you'll have named all the places I've actually lived in the past 3 years.

[Dartgod]

Berks County, Pennsylvania
Population: 411094

It's kind of downwind of Hershey. Maybe that's their motto.

Eagles and Steelers fans. Yay me!

[Rain Man]

In.

Cecil County, Maryland
Population: 101109

All the oysters you can eat.

[WhawhaWhat]

Cobb County, Georgia

If he wasn't dead, you might run into this guy!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/o81nbG2Xihk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[WhawhaWhat]

Cecil County, Maryland
Population: 101109

All the oysters you can eat.

Looking for jobs in Cecil County Maryland!

[Buck]

I'm submitting my application.

[Dartgod]

Berks County, Pennsylvania
Population: 411094

It's kind of downwind of Hershey. Maybe that's their motto.

If I must, then I want this place.

http://www.homes.com/property/reading-pa-19608/id-171769925/

http://cdn.homes.com/cgi-bin/readimage/3292390429

[Old Dog]

Sure, why not?

[Rain Man]

I'm submitting my application.

Sumter County, Florida
Population: 94240

Warm weather agrees with you, I guess. But no beach this time around.

[Rain Man]

Sure, why not?

Weber County, Utah
Population: 230940

Your wives are going to love living there.

[Old Dog]

Could be a heck of a lot worse

[AndChiefs]

Jefferson County, Indiana
Population: 32501

It's kind of like Kentucky, but with fewer horses.

Is it legal to move again?

[Rain Man]

Is it legal to move again?

Not in Indiana.

[Bufkin]

Eric Fisher likes this idea.

[Rain Man]

Eric Fisher likes this idea.

Fremont County, Colorado
Population: 47006

Home of the Supermax prison. Pack your shiv.

[stanleychief]

Ready to relocate. Bags are packed.

[Bufkin]

Fremont County, Colorado
Population: 47006

Home of the Supermax prison. Pack your shiv.
I'm always down for protection.

According to Wikipedia, I'll be neighbors with former Colorado Governor James Hamilton Peabody. Ethel get the kids, we're heading to Canon City!

[Rain Man]

Ready to relocate. Bags are packed.

Placer County, California
Population: 350074

Now that's a weird-shaped county for you. My guess is that the east side is preferable to the west side.

[stanleychief]

Placer County, California
Population: 350074

Now that's a weird-shaped county for you. My guess is that the east side is preferable to the west side.

Well it took a while but I managed to find a place to live. My new forwarding address is: +39.140817, -120.168416

[Kman34]

Okay...I'll move.. Need a change of scenery anyway. This Glass cage of emotion is getting small.

[a pp roach]

Relocate me..

and my ass.

[Rain Man]

Okay...I'll move.. Need a change of scenery anyway. This Glass cage of emotion is getting small.

Greenwood County, South Carolina
Population: 69531

Motto: Equidistant from everything.

[Rain Man]

Relocate me..

and my ass.

Los Angeles County, California
Population: 9840024

Ah, yes. Another innocent young poster headed out west to become famous, not recognizing the higher likelihood of descent into drugs and porn.

[BWillie]

I'm messing around with a database of county populations at the moment. Drop your name here and I'll assign you a new county to live in. I'll give you the name of the county and then you can go learn more from there.

Selection will be random, but weighted on population because hey, you've got to go where the jobs are.

As for me, I'll lead off and am being transferred to....

Cobb County, Georgia
Population 691,820

Looks like it's a northern suburb of Atlanta, near Marietta. If I remember right, that's a reasonably upscale suburb.

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.

I want a transfer. Not going to Alaska though. No sirree bob.

[Rain Man]

I want a transfer. Not going to Alaska though. No sirree bob.

Let's see. For you, we've got...

Bexar County, Texas
Population: 1719902

Remember the Alamo!

[alnorth]

Send me away

[vailpass]

This is a fun opportunity.
Can you sort the demographics for attractive females in their 20s-30s who prefer the company of secure 40s makes, like to party, and know you don't wear clothes off any kind in the pool?
If not I'll just stay here...

[chefsos]

Yeah, that is a pretty neat area I suppose.

Bracing myself for lots of seafood and hurricanes.Don't forget horses and rockets, too. You get the wild ponies on Assateague (yes, that's a real name) Island as well as NASA's Wallops Island facility. But it is pretty much water everywhere...

[cdcox]

Stochastisize me.

[Bwana]

Hit me up.

[Rain Man]

Send me away

Greene County, Illinois
Population: 13828

I detect a lot of Netflix in your future.

[Rain Man]

Send me away

Harris County, Texas
Population: 4101752

You can set aside any worries about zoning and just run wild.

[Rain Man]

This is a fun opportunity.
Can you sort the demographics for attractive females in their 20s-30s who prefer the company of secure 40s makes, like to party, and know you don't wear clothes off any kind in the pool?
If not I'll just stay here...

I could do that, but I'd have to charge you for it. For free, you get...

San Bernardino County, California
Population: 2041029

There once was a man from Barstowe...

[Rain Man]

Don't forget horses and rockets, too. You get the wild ponies on Assateague (yes, that's a real name) Island as well as NASA's Wallops Island facility. But it is pretty much water everywhere...

Did I get you already? If not, welcome to sunny...

Bronx County, New York
Population: 1386364

Well, partly sunny. People may call you Sonny.

[Rain Man]

Stochastisize me.

Black Hawk County, Iowa
Population: 130843

Umm, yep. That's it. I'm not sure what's there, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

[Rain Man]

Hit me up.

Riverside County, California
Population: 2192982

To be honest, I wouldn't get excited about going to the river.

[chefsos]

Did I get you already? If not, welcome to sunny...

Bronx County, New York
Population: 1386364

Well, partly sunny. People may call you Sonny.ARE YOU READING MY NIGHTMARES BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THEM

[AndChiefs]

Not in Indiana.

I may have to illegally cross a border.

[mlyonsd]

In. Don't fuck it up because I will hunt you down.

[cdcox]

Black Hawk County, Iowa
Population: 130843

Umm, yep. That's it. I'm not sure what's there, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Score!

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/iowa/images/s/waterloo.jpg

[Rain Man]

ARE YOU READING MY NIGHTMARES BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THEM

I think they have good pizza there. But don't order a large, because someone will kill you for it.

[Rain Man]

In. Don't **** it up because I will hunt you down.

Madison County, Illinois
Population: 268586

You're convenient to both strip clubs and abject poverty.

[Rain Man]

Score!

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/iowa/images/s/waterloo.jpg

It looks like they also have the Sullivan Brothers Iowa Veteran's Museum. But once you move past Item 8 on Tripadvisor's "Attractions of Waterloo", the next dozen are bars. That's probably not a good sign.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Move me, please.

[Chief Roundup]

Currently awaiting the right opportunity to be able to apply a Bachelors in Business Management with a minor in Finance and Accounting.

[lewdog]

It's 115 here today. I'm ready to move.

[AustinChief]

Calgon Rainman take me away!

[Bwana]

Riverside County, California
Population: 2192982

To be honest, I wouldn't get excited about going to the river.

If I had to move anywhere in CA I wouldn't be excited. :hmmm:

[MagicHef]

One more and you'll have named all the places I've actually lived in the past 3 years.

Harris County, Texas
Population: 4101752

You can set aside any worries about zoning and just run wild.

Uh, ok. This just got very weird.

[Bearcat]

Please don't say Detroit, please don't say Detroit, please don't say Detroit...

[Rain Man]

Move me, please.

Oakland County, Michigan
Population: 1207097

You were probably scared when I said Oakland, and then you noticed that it's actually a suburb of Detroit. Man, there's no winning with the name of Oakland.

[Rain Man]

Currently awaiting the right opportunity to be able to apply a Bachelors in Business Management with a minor in Finance and Accounting.

You'll have plenty of opportunity in ...

Wake County, North Carolina
Population: 905573

Raleigh is a hot spot for up and coming people with a Bachelors in Business Management with a minor in Finance and Accounting.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oakland County, Michigan
Population: 1207097

You were probably scared when I said Oakland, and then you noticed that it's actually a suburb of Detroit. Man, there's no winning with the name of Oakland.

Jesus Christ.

What did I ever do to you, man?

I hope the old Silverdome is still for sale.

[lewdog]

I'm wanting to move now!

[Bearcat]

And the next one is Detroit (sorry, OtWP :( ). LMAO

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm wanting to move now!

I'm wanting to move again...

[Easy 6]

Somewhere warm and inviting, a small college town somewhere on the American beach that goes no more than 100k.

Do not fail me Admiral Veers.

[Rain Man]

It's 115 here today. I'm ready to move.

You'll have no such problems in ...

Wayne County, Michigan
Population: 1822469

In downtown Detroit, the only heat is the heat being packed by roving gangs of thugs.

[Rain Man]

And the next one is Detroit (sorry, OtWP :( ). LMAO


At least he's in the 'burbs. Lewdog is right downtown.

[Bowser]

Knock me into the middle of next week....

[Rain Man]

Calgon Rainman take me away!

Macomb County, Michigan
Population: 841769

Man, we're flooding the Detroit area. You guys should all stick together.

It's as if bearcat said "Beetlejuice" three times.

[lewdog]

You'll have no such problems in ...

Wayne County, Michigan
Population: 1822469

In downtown Detroit, the only heat is the heat being packed by roving gangs of thugs.

My mom and all relatives on her side are from the Detroit burbs. And that's a big **** no to living there. We once attended a night game at old Tiger Stadium. I got to run the bases after the game but walking to the car at night in downtown was probably the scariest thing of my life at the age of 8 years old. Nothing has topped that since.

[Rain Man]

Please don't say Detroit, please don't say Detroit, please don't say Detroit...

York County, Virginia
Population: 65503

I bet you thought I was going to say Detroit. Instead, you get a nice little fishing village.

[AustinChief]

Macomb County, Michigan
Population: 841769

Man, we're flooding the Detroit area. You guys should all stick together.

It's as if bearcat said "Beetlejuice" three times.

Sweet! We can carpool to the Windsor "ballet"

[Rain Man]

Somewhere warm and inviting, a small college town somewhere on the American beach that goes no more than 100k.

Do not fail me Admiral Veers.

DeKalb County, Georgia
Population: 694671

Hey, we'll practically be neighbors! Maybe we can meet up for a Falcons game.

[Rain Man]

Knock me into the middle of next week....

Morris County, New Jersey
Population: 493472

I think that actually might be one of the nicer parts of New Jersey. Relatively speaking.

[Bruiser]

OK

[mlyonsd]

Madison County, Illinois
Population: 268586

You're convenient to both strip clubs and abject poverty.

Don't answer your doorbell.

[Rain Man]

OK

Hillsborough County, Florida
Population: 1238365

Get some white pants and shoes, and learn to eat early. But you've got a beach.

[Rain Man]

Don't answer your doorbell.

But you're close to strip clubs. That's a win, as long as you don't get killed by stray bullets on your way there.

[Bowser]

Morris County, New Jersey
Population: 493472

I think that actually might be one of the nicer parts of New Jersey. Relatively speaking.

http://homeownerpedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Morris-County.jpg

Pretty dang nice. All the sewage and nuclear waste must be on the other side of the state with Snooki and Co.

[Bwana]

Jesus Christ.

What did I ever do to you, man?

I hope the old Silverdome is still for sale.

Heh, I would rather do CA. :D

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[Hydrae]

Where ya got for me?

[Kaepernick]

I've long said "I am so sick of California I would live anywhere but here".

Time to put that theory to the test... Lookout, this isn't gonna be pretty. :eek:

[Rain Man]

Where ya got for me?

Clallam County, Washington
Population: 71411

For you, I have a nice little hard to pronounce county on the tip of the Washington peninsula.

I went through Port Angeles a few years back and could live there. This one's a winner.

[Rain Man]

I've long said "I am so sick of California I would live anywhere but here".

Time to put that theory to the test... Lookout, this isn't gonna be pretty. :eek:

DuPage County, Illinois
Population: 918608

For you, a nice Chicago suburb. Say hi to frazod for us, and put your guns away.

[Bugeater]

In.

[Kaepernick]

Bronx County, New York
Population: 1386364


You asked.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LxUK9d0QGBM/TyJ9QwstHRI/AAAAAAAAUPs/aOIXAt7okPU/s1600/doh.jpg


That's gotta leave a mark.


Good. One less hell hole I can be sent to. Now watch me draw Oakland or Detroit.

[Rain Man]

In.

Carbon County, Pennsylvania
Population: 65101


Oh, cool. You may smell like coal, but you can live in the town of Jim Thorpe.

[Kaepernick]

Ok, this game sucks. You need to figure out a way to enter some of the things the person likes or dislikes about where they currently live in order to find a better home. **** New Jersey

It is called BEING transferred for a reason.

[007]

OK

[Kaepernick]

DuPage County, Illinois
Population: 918608

For you, a nice Chicago suburb. Say hi to frazod for us, and put your guns away.

Great Scott! what I have gotten myself into?

Not my cup of tea, but I would say I landed on my feet.

City Data profile for Wheaton, Illinois.

http://www.city-data.com/city/Wheaton-Illinois.html

Cost of living is a little high but seems to be a safe bedroom community with plenty of amenities and spitting distance to anything you could want in the Windy City. I mean, it is not like you landed me in the south side.

I just wonder if I could afford a home with the median price of $325,000. May have to rent and let the landlord shovel the winter snow.

No guns is the deal breaker for me... Otherwise, livable.

Wheaton, Illinois from City Data

http://pics4.city-data.com/cpicc/cfiles2955.jpg


Median household income $86,000


Demographics:

http://pics.city-data.com/craces2/6438.jpg


Per City Data, Crime rate is 62 while US average is 301. Don't even need to lock the doors at night really.



Politically, split 50/50 for Obama/Romney.

And a few of my nice neighbors over at Wheaton College.


http://wheatonthunderettes.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/img_4183.jpg


Cost of living would be the biggest thing. My cost of living calculator shows that my $110,000 salary today would have to be $116,800 in Wheaton to have the same standard of living. Not a big jump. But I am sure there would be a market for engineers.


Nope, not my cup of tea at all, but if I had to take a transfer until retirement, I could do a lot worse. NOT better than California though, so obviously I am not better off living just ANYWHERE but California.

[cmh6476]

give it to me (please)

[Rain Man]

OK

Erie County, New York
Population: 919542

Ah, yes. I always looked at you as a barge-toting, bale-lifting kind of fellow.

[Rain Man]

And a few of my nice neighbors over at Wheaton College.



Dibs on #8.

[RealSNR]

I'm getting kind of sick of living in Dane County. Really creepy name. Got anything else?

[cmh6476]

Dibs on #8.

when the picture was blown up, I tried picking based on just the feet. Went with #5 and could have done worse.

[Rain Man]

give it to me (please)

Montgomery County, Ohio
Population: 535626

Great museum there if you like airplanes.

[Rain Man]

when the picture was blown up, I tried picking based on just the feet. Went with #5 and could have done worse.

It's a coin flip for me between #7 and #8, with #6 taking the bronze. I will concede, though, that #5 has nice feet.

[Stanley Nickels]

Yep, parishes, boroughs, and consolidated city-counties are all included, including all those weird independent cities in Virginia. And as for you...

Durham County, North Carolina
Population: 269283

Motto: where you can taste the tobacco in the air.

I can deal with that - NC ain't a bad place. I wouldn't want to deal with the college basketball fans, but I'm otherwise satisfied.

[Rain Man]

I'm getting kind of sick of living in Dane County. Really creepy name. Got anything else?

Lake County, Indiana
Population: 495230

It's not as nice as it sounds. Good luck finding a job there. And not getting shot there. But it is on a lake, so you've got that going for you.

[Hydrae]

Clallam County, Washington
Population: 71411

For you, I have a nice little hard to pronounce county on the tip of the Washington peninsula.

I went through Port Angeles a few years back and could live there. This one's a winner.

I could absolutely live with this, thank you from my wife and I both! :thumb:

[cmh6476]

Montgomery County, Ohio
Population: 535626

Great museum there if you like airplanes.

I don't really like the Dayton Flyers, and this has me wanting to move already:

Main article: Ohio county government

Current officials[edit]
Board of Commissioners: Dan Foley (D)
Debbie Lieberman (D)
Judy Dodge (D)

County Auditor: Karl L. Keith (D)
Clerk of Courts: Gregory A. Brush (D)
County Coroner: Dr. Kent Harshbarger
County Engineer: Joseph Litvin (D)
County Prosecutor: Mathias H. Heck Jr. (D)
County Recorder: Willis Blackshear (D)
Sheriff: Phil Plummer (R)
County Treasurer: Carolyn Rice (D)

[Bugeater]

Carbon County, Pennsylvania
Population: 65101


Oh, cool. You may smell like coal, but you can live in the town of Jim Thorpe.
OH HELL YES! LOOK AT THIS BIKE TRAIL!!!

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/96/2f/a8/962fa8aa8704389e505866105e5866dd.jpg

[a pp roach]

Los Angeles County, California
Population: 9840024

Ah, yes. Another innocent young poster headed out west to become famous, not recognizing the higher likelihood of descent into drugs and porn.

Well thats.....humbling.

[Rain Man]

Well thats.....humbling.

you will be different. I think you'll make it.

[vailpass]

Don't forget horses and rockets, too. You get the wild ponies on Assateague (yes, that's a real name) Island as well as NASA's Wallops Island facility. But it is pretty much water everywhere...

SoCal beach, mountain and desert? Sweet!
Thanks Rain.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Do me! Do me!

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Sure, I could use a break from Maryland. See what you can do for me, of maestro of relocation.

[crazycoffey]

Dibs on #8.

5 & 7. at the same time please....

[Dave Lane]

Los Angeles County, California
Population: 9840024

Well, you like looking at stars.

Awesomeness!!

[Kman34]

Greenwood County, South Carolina
Population: 69531

Motto: Equidistant from everything.

Just had a chance to look this area up...This is perfect for me...Big Lake for boating and fishing...15 area golf courses, this is heaven.

Thanks Rainman :thumb:

[ChiliConCarnage]

Send me somewhere nice, Rainman.

[Katipan]

5 & 7. at the same time please....

The beauty of your choice, besides the leggy brunettes (seriously, wtf was Rain Man thinking??) is that it doesn't matter which side you begin counting from.

[Rain Man]

Do me! Do me!

Queens County, New York
Population: 2235008

You'll need to work on your accent.

[Rain Man]

Sure, I could use a break from Maryland. See what you can do for me, of maestro of relocation.

Renville County, Minnesota
Population: 15653

I'm intrigued by the town of Bird Island. If you move to Bird Island, I might visit you.

[Rain Man]

Send me somewhere nice, Rainman.

Caddo County, Oklahoma
Population: 29403

How do you define nice?

[Rain Man]

The beauty of your choice, besides the leggy brunettes (seriously, wtf was Rain Man thinking??) is that it doesn't matter which side you begin counting from.

Hey, you can't argue with love.

And as a question to a woman of great fashion*, what's wrong with their jeans? Are those some kind of uniform or something? There's something that's not working about those jeans on nearly all of them.


* - I'm making an assumption here, but let's run with it.

[Simply Red]

I'm messing around with a database of county populations at the moment. Drop your name here and I'll assign you a new county to live in. I'll give you the name of the county and then you can go learn more from there.

Selection will be random, but weighted on population because hey, you've got to go where the jobs are.

As for me, I'll lead off and am being transferred to....

Cobb County, Georgia
Population 691,820

Looks like it's a northern suburb of Atlanta, near Marietta. If I remember right, that's a reasonably upscale suburb.

I suspect that I won't really like the traffic. And I hope they don't eat grits there.



East Cobb is nice. Yes traffic will be a royal pain in the ass to and from the City. Grits are still consumed more so than other regions, for sure.

[Simply Red]

Just had a chance to look this area up...This is perfect for me...Big Lake for boating and fishing...15 area golf courses, this is heaven.

Thanks Rainman :thumb:

LMAO

[Rain Man]

East Cobb is nice. Yes traffic will be a royal pain in the ass to and from the City. Grits are still consumed more so than other regions, for sure.

Have you been transferred yet? I'm on a roll.

Hennepin County, Minnesota
Population: 1158039

I see a Vikings game in your future.

[Katipan]

Hey, you can't argue with love.

And as a question to a woman of great fashion*, what's wrong with their jeans? Are those some kind of uniform or something? There's something that's not working about those jeans on nearly all of them.


* - I'm making an assumption here, but let's run with it.

It's the skinny jean thing. Unless you're Popeyes girlfriend or really rich, they'll bunch awkwardly at the knees. Plus, these girls look like modern dancers. Probably zero cellulite but also probably thicker thighs.

P.S. right back at cha

[Rain Man]

It's the skinny jean thing. Unless you're Popeyes girlfriend or really rich, they'll bunch awkwardly at the knees. Plus, these girls look like modern dancers. Probably zero cellulite but also probably thicker thighs.

P.S. right back at cha

I think you may be right. I've noticed the skinny jean thing, now that I think about it, and it's really hard to make that look work. Unless one's proportions are just right, one gets the bird leg look.

Umm, and just as a confirmation, I'm hetero. Hetero guys can have an interest in fashion, too.

[lcarus]

Relocate me please

[Rain Man]

Relocate me please

Knox County, Tennessee
Population: 433207

It's almost on top of old Smoky. I suspect you could do a lot worse.

[lcarus]

Knox County, Tennessee
Population: 433207

It's almost on top of old Smoky. I suspect you could do a lot worse.

Not Detroit. Can't complain

[Pushead2]

Knox County, Tennessee
Population: 433207

It's almost on top of old Smoky. I suspect you could do a lot worse.

I'm in good sir...

[Rain Man]

I'm in good sir...

Middlesex County, Massachusetts
Population: 1507558

I hope you can find a place to pahk your cah.