Am I friend zoned?

[Bufkin]

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

[Bugeater]

If you have to ask if you're friend zoned, you're already there.

[Rausch]

If you have to ask, then yes...

[Bufkin]

Well rattlesnakes.

[Discuss Thrower]

Not that I believe any of this...

But yes. You're "friend zoned."

Go find other proverbial fields to plow because she isn't having it.

[Bufkin]

Not that I believe any of this...

But yes. You're "friend zoned."

Go find other proverbial fields to plow because she isn't having it.
How can you tell?

[ChiliConCarnage]

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out

[ModSocks]

You haven't even met her yet. She hasn't had the chance to determine if your fuck material or perma-friend zone.

If she's agreed to go to a Casino with you but it hasn't gone any further, that just means that you haven't pushed the issue hard enough.

Stop worrying about it. You worrying about it is gonna completely fuck up the situation. You worrying about makes it seem like you're overthinking it. If you're overthinking it, that will come off as desperate. Desperate = Clingy. Women can smell clingy like a shark smells blood.

[Bufkin]

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out
you're*

[Ebolapox]

How can you tell?

because if she was interested she'd have put forth more effort. women generally know right off the bat if they're gonna fuck you. she knows you pay attention to her and they like that shit. she also knows you're patient.

in short: go elsewhere, nothing to see here.

[saphojunkie]

She's not a woman and your not a guy; It's gonna work out

At least he/she uses "you're" correctly.

[Bufkin]

You haven't even met her yet. She hasn't had the chance to determine if your **** material or perma-friend zone.

If she's agreed to go to a Casino with you but it hasn't gone any further, that just means that you haven't pushed the issue hard enough.

Stop worrying about it. You worrying about it is gonna completely **** up the situation. You worrying about makes it seem like you're overthinking it. If you're overthinking it, that will come off as desperate. Desperate = Clingy. Women can smell clingy like a shark smells blood.
+100000

[TambaBerry]

Just start being a complete dick to her. It always works, plus if not do you really want a female as a friend?

[Discuss Thrower]

How can you tell?

Has she asked you to come to her place or had a pretense to go to your place?


If not, then she's already getting dick from every mouthbreather in Jasper county.

Don't take her to KC, do not go to Downstream. Forget the girl and move on.

[Bufkin]

Has she asked you to come to her place or had a pretense to go to your place?


If not, then she's already getting dick from every mouthbreather in Jasper county.

Don't take her to KC, do not go to Downstream. Forget the girl and move on.
Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop chasing MSSU girls and focus on campus girls. Heck, I just saw a girl riding her bike past Hammons that was a definite 8/10, and we made eye contact. You've gotta start somewhere.

[Rain Man]

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

[KCUnited]

No, you're not Frazod.

[Bufkin]

Just start being a complete dick to her. It always works, plus if not do you really want a female as a friend?
I have as much interest friending a female as a 15 year old black kid would friending Jeff Dahmer.

[Discuss Thrower]

Maybe you're right. Maybe I should stop chasing MSSU girls and focus on campus girls. Heck, I just saw a girl riding her bike past Hammons that was a definite 8/10, and we made eye contact. You've gotta start somewhere.

Yup. I kick myself because 6s at Mo State are 9s at Drury.

[ChiliConCarnage]

I'm starting to think that your not really Eric Fisher.

FYP and I think their is a chance your right.

[Bufkin]

FYP and I think their is a chance your right.
You would get nexted on Tinder so fast it's not even funny.

[Rausch]

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

I'm starting to think that he is...

[Fish]

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

She has an ass you can roll quarters on, but you're not sure if she weighs 380 or not?

[Bufkin]

I'm starting to think that he is...
http://www.bostonglobe.com/rf/image_r/Boston/2011-2020/2012/08/31/BostonGlobe.com/National/Images/2012-08-31T023934Z_01_RNC267_RTRMDNP_3_USA-CAMPAIGN.r.jpg
Thanks for the compliment friend.

[Bufkin]

She has an ass you can roll quarters on, but you're not sure if she weighs 380 or not?
Sending pictures on an iPhone is never a guarantee.

[Dayze]

I'm starting to think that you're not really Eric Fisher.

LMAO

[Titty Meat]

"So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me?"


How bout hanging out with her and making a move?

[Big Poppa Payne]

Send her a dick pic and you'll know in about 15 seconds if you're in the friend zone or not.

[WhawhaWhat]

Surprised this one hasn't been used already..

PIIHB.

Dude it's Tinder, the app made for finding random hookups. If you haven't offered to meet somewhere already, you're probably already too late and she's already blown 3 guys, at a minimum, since you started talking.

[Bufkin]

This thread has been a day ruiner.

[Discuss Thrower]

This thread has been a day ruiner.

Your choice to be a fan.

[Mr. Laz]

If you are asking then it's already too late

Hi FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carlota69]

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

[ptlyon]

I agree with the others. You are probably considered a friend at this point.

To see if it will go anywhere then you need your green friend of jealousy.

Take a selfie of you and another chick and post it on FB. Don't be quick to reply to anything she sends. Play it cool. It will either be game on or not a concern anymore from that point forward.

[Discuss Thrower]

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

Red Oak is wayyyyyyyyyy too expensive for a first date.

[Titty Meat]

Why dont you just tell her you are going to the casino by her house and ask if she wants to meet you for dinner? If she says yes, and meets you then you can figure it out from there. if she says no, then you have your answer.

Are you and Travis Kelce gonna smash or nah?

[Dave Lane]

Take her to go drinking / dancing. If that doesn't elicit a positive response then yeah you are friend zoned. But way more often than not she's waiting for you to make a move. If you wait to long she'll friend zone you for sure.

[Big Poppa Payne]

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.

[Dayze]

slip it in her butt; if she pushes back against the peen, then you're out of the friend zone.

[Dayze]

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.

yep. no balls in the pic. That's just proper etiquete at this point in the game.

[eDave]

Sounds like fucking high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric Fucking Fisher.

[ThaVirus]

I'm telling you, send a real tasteful dick pic. Something classy with maybe some flowers and candy in the pic with your dick or maybe a sunset in the background. No balls though, just the dick itself. Women love that stuff.


Great advice.

To take it a step further, it's gotta be totally random. I'm talking when she's at her mon's visiting, baking a cake. She whips out her phone and *BAM*........ dick all in her grill.

[Bufkin]

Sounds like ****ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric ****ing Fisher.
Isn't being Eric fucking Fisher even more reason to wait 6 months, write her a poem expressing my love for her, and finding out she's a rug muncher?

[Dayze]

Sounds like ****ing high school up in here. FFS, ask her out. You are Eric ****ing Fisher.

LMAO

[WhiteWhale]

Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.

[ptlyon]

Isn't being Eric ****ing Fisher even more reason to wait 6 months, write her a poem expressing my love for her, and finding out she's a rug muncher?

Even better

[ThaVirus]

Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.


Heh. Nah, bruh.

I agree that any woman worth your time will likely be a friend first, but there is definitely a friend zone.

[Bufkin]

Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.
If I find out you're giving me false hope, I'll do absolutely nothing about it.

[lcarus]

The fact that you made a thread asking us about it means you're an overthinker, like myself. Being an overthinker has gotten me nowhere in the past so after years of doing it I tossed that shit to the curb. Now that I don't give a shit and take everything as it comes I do a bit better. And if I don't, it doesn't matter, because I don't give a shit! It's a win win.

[Discuss Thrower]

Friend zone is a myth.

Any woman worth your time will be a friend before she's a piece of ass.

Most of the idiots I know who claim to be 'friend zoned' are just too stupid to notice that the girl is actually into them.

Definitely not a myth, but also not the bullshit cop-out when dudes don't get laid like it supposedly is.

[Bufkin]

The fact that you made a thread asking us about it means you're an overthinker, like myself. Being an overthinker has gotten me nowhere in the past so after years of doing it I tossed that shit to the curb. Now that I don't give a shit and take everything as it comes I do a bit better. And if I don't, it doesn't matter, because I don't give a shit! It's a win win.
You're a good guy lcarus.

[gblowfish]

I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.

[lcarus]

You're a good guy lcarus.

Well thanks, but the real question here is...are you just friend zoning me with that comment?

[ptlyon]

Well thanks, but the real question here is...are you just friend zoning me with that comment?

Are you looking for a relationship here???

[Bufkin]

I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.
A lot of her Facebook pictures are her at country music concerts. I've decided that all I need to do is play her some country tunes on the ol' Gibson and she'll be dripping more than a public restroom faucet.

[Bufkin]

Are you looking for a relationship here???
If so, he's looking in the right place. I have a solid 401K plan and make a mean stroganoff.

[ptlyon]

I'd strike up a conversation with her about how communist women like to masturbate. She should be on you like stink on a sweat sock.

A lot of vodka bottles out thata way

[gblowfish]

A lot of her Facebook pictures are her at country music concerts. I've decided that all I need to do is play her some country tunes on the ol' Gibson and she'll be dripping more than a public restroom faucet.

Better brush up on your Porter Wagoner....

[Bufkin]

Better brush up on your Porter Wagoner....
I'll start out with some Charley Pride.

[lcarus]

Are you looking for a relationship here???

Well I'm not gay and I don't usually meet people from the internet. Those are 2 pretty big road blocks so I'm gonna lean heavily towards no.

[ptlyon]

If so, he's looking in the right place. I have a solid 401K plan and make a mean stroganoff.

Maybe he's looking for a good Strokemeoff instead

[gblowfish]

His Russian alias is "Ivan Whackenov."

[Bufkin]

His Russian alias is "Ivan Whackenov."
Meh, too edgy. My Tinder account name is Phil Theejooz.

[gblowfish]

Are you still in school? Your alias could be "Stu Dent."

[Bufkin]

Are you still in school? Your alias could be "Stu Dent."
I'm finishing up this fall. Maybe "James Holmes"? I don't think he finished up his senior year.

[lcarus]

By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?

[ptlyon]

By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?

Its where pedophiles and 300 lb men go to express their most intimate thoughts and desires.

A chick has never been confirmed using the site.

[Bufkin]

By the way, what is "tinder"? Some kind of new dating app or site?
A guy was talking about it in one of my summer classes a few weeks ago and so I downloaded it. It's essentially horny guys looking for blumpkins, and slutty girls wanting their coinpurse cleaned out. Occasionally you'll find a few guys who aren't solely in it to get their balogna pony waxed, or a girl who wants more than getting filled up like a fruit gusher. Hopefully myself and this girl are in the latter group.

[Bufkin]

Its where pedophiles and 300 lb men go to express their most intimate thoughts and desires
Tinder is 99 percent college kids. You're thinking of ChiefsPlanet.

[lcarus]

A guy was talking about it in one of my summer classes a few weeks ago and so I downloaded it. It's essentially horny guys looking for blumpkins, and slutty girls wanting their coinpurse cleaned out. Occasionally you'll find a few guys who aren't solely in it to get their balogna pony waxed, or a girl who wants more than getting filled up like a fruit gusher. Hopefully myself and this girl are in the latter group.

So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?

[WhiteWhale]

Definitely not a myth, but also not the bullshit cop-out when dudes don't get laid like it supposedly is.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Friend zone, as people talk about it, is bullshit.

You can be friends with a girl even if there is no sexual attraction between the two. I'm an example, because one of my best pals is a girl.

You can be friends with a girl where a mutual attraction is shared. MOST friendships between men and women are like this. Neither may act on it, but there's room to work.

What most people consider being 'friend zoned' is when they're too weak to man up. The girl KNOWS they're crazy over them and they just use and take advantage of them. That is NOT a friend zone, because a person like that isn't a friend.

[Bufkin]

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Friend zone, as people talk about it, is bullshit.

You can be friends with a girl even if there is no sexual attraction between the two. I'm an example, because one of my best pals is a girl.

You can be friends with a girl where a mutual attraction is shared. MOST friendships between men and women are like this. Neither may act on it, but there's room to work.

What most people consider being 'friend zoned' is when they're too weak to man up. The girl KNOWS they're crazy over them and they just use and take advantage of them. That is NOT a friend zone, because a person like that isn't a friend.
So if you're a bumbling retard like me who can only think "friend zone", what next move would you recommend to "man up"?

[Bufkin]

So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?
Couldn't have said it better myself.

[mdchiefsfan]

Pics or GTFO

[tecumseh]

Just don't say "pussyfart" too much and you should be fine.

[tecumseh]

So its basically like every other dating site where average dudes want average-hot girls and blumpkins want hot and/or rich dudes only?

Gotta totally poach "blumpkins" LOL clazzic.:thumb:

[Bufkin]

Pics or GTFO
http://k.7w7.us/cm%2Fimgsvc%2F%2Fd%3Fp%3D142403594

[gblowfish]

How come the throat has been cropped out of the picture? Did Jim Jones set you guys up?

[mdchiefsfan]

http://k.7w7.us/cm%2Fimgsvc%2F%2Fd%3Fp%3D142403594

http://i.imgur.com/hCLoz.gif

[tecumseh]

I'd take it slow.

[Bufkin]

How come the throat has been cropped out of the picture? Did Jim Jones set you guys up?
She has a mole on her neck the size of Michelle Bachmann's sphincter.

[Predarat]

Maybe its you who should be doing the zoning in this case.

[sedated]

So the conversation went:

"You want to go to a casino?"
"Yeah, Im down!"
*nothing*

-OR-

"You want to go to a casino?"
"Yeah, Im down!"
"Meet me this Friday"
*nothing*

If its the first, you are a puss. If the 2nd, move along.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Dating thread De berg Jr.

[Big Poppa Payne]

http://k.7w7.us/cm%2Fimgsvc%2F%2Fd%3Fp%3D142403594

Run Eric Fisher run!! She's got crazy eyes and she looks like she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Trollol

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Why is Eric Fisher fucking around on the internet when he needs to be at camp relearning how to play Left Tackle ?????????????????????? :cuss:

[Carlota69]

Are you and Travis Kelce gonna smash or nah?

We'll it wouldn't hurt my feelings if we did. He's smokin!

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

You're an offensive lineman in the NFL and you're getting friend zoned by some Joplin woman you met online? The AFC West is just not what it used to be.

In all seriousness, if you question it, then you're already in the zone. Don't waste your time.

[Discuss Thrower]

You're an offensive lineman in the NFL and you're getting friend zoned by some Joplin woman you met online? The AFC West is just not what it used to be.

In all seriousness, if you question it, then you're already in the zone. Don't waste your time.

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[Bufkin]

If I'm able to convince 1 person that I'm actually Eric Fisher, I will have officially won the internet.

In all seriousness, is showing her this thread even remotely a good idea? "Hey Megan, to show how much I've been thinking about this, here's proof".

[ChiefsCountry]

If I'm able to convince 1 person that I'm actually Eric Fisher, I will have officially won the internet.

In all seriousness, is showing her this thread even remotely a good idea? "Hey Megan, to show how much I've been thinking about this, here's proof".

Clearly showing a girl ChiefsPlanet will win her over from the friend zone. :doh!:

[Bowser]

Ironically, there is some chick that goes by the name "Coon Dog" on the Missouri State football forums that started a thread wanting to know if she should stop masturbating to the thought of some guy from KC ever coming to Joplin to take her to the casinos.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Goodbye My Jasper County Baaayyy-beeeeee....

[Bufkin]

Ironically, there is some chick that goes by the name "Coon Dog" on the Missouri State football forums that started a thread wanting to know if she should stop masturbating to the thought of some guy from KC ever coming to Joplin to take her to the casinos.
Well fuck.

[UL Washington]

How old is she claiming to be? She looks about 40...

[Bufkin]

How old is she claiming to be? She looks about 40...
22.

[Titty Meat]

She looks like a 70's pornstar you fucking lost

[stumppy]

Clearly showing a girl ChiefsPlanet will win her over from the friend zone. :doh!:

Yes.....yes...that's an exxxxxcellent idea.:old:

[stumppy]

No way she's 22 yrs old.

She's got more miles on her than my old pick-up.

You could probably throw a rod in her easier than my truck.

[Bufkin]

That picture obviously isn't her guys. With my luck, her dad posts here.

[Mojo Jojo]

Heh. Nah, bruh.

I agree that any woman worth your time will likely be a friend first, but there is definitely a friend zone.

Truth. And having a quality woman in the friend zone makes for a good resource when you can't figure out if you have been put into the friend zone by someone else. She will be objective.
Or you could just keep asking the Planet.

[TimBone]

You're a good guy lcarus.
Remember, that's an l at the beginning of his name. Not an I.

[Abba-Dabba]

No way she is 22. More like 32, maybe even 42. Crows feet around the eyes is a dead giveaway she is not 22. Not to mention the falling chin causing the appearance of a double chin.

I'd bet she is married and bored. 3 kids ranging from 6-14yrs old. A husband that doesn't pay attention to her. And a unfulfilling feeling that she missed her out on her dreams because of getting married and knocked up before she hit her 20's.

Or that is not her at all.

[Iconic]

http://k.7w7.us/cm%2Fimgsvc%2F%2Fd%3Fp%3D142403594

Is that a pic of her or a selfie of your ****ing grandmother.

[eDave]

http://k.7w7.us/cm%2Fimgsvc%2F%2Fd%3Fp%3D142403594

"no no nooo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ow__frygpo

[kysirsoze]

Ran this by my girlfriend. She thinks, based on what you've said and "assuming this guy is not Quasimodo" she thinks there is some real interest here. Her recommendation is to make up an excuse that you are going to be in Joplin and see if she wants to meet up with you. Pick a random, specific weekend and ask about her availability. Feel out her response.

More likely than you being "friend-zoned" is that she might feel a little weird about someone she only knows online. She also might be wanting you to make the first strong effort. Give it a try and if you fail, then who cares about some girl on Tinder? (That last part was me)

[Garcia Bronco]

Be bold. Ask her directly what you want to know.

[Katipan]

If there was real interest you would know.

[Kman34]

Ever heard of a show named "Catfish":hmmm:??

[Carlota69]

Ran this by my girlfriend. She thinks, based on what you've said and "assuming this guy is not Quasimodo" she thinks there is some real interest here. Her recommendation is to make up an excuse that you are going to be in Joplin and see if she wants to meet up with you. Pick a random, specific weekend and ask about her availability. Feel out her response.

More likely than you being "friend-zoned" is that she might feel a little weird about someone she only knows online. She also might be wanting you to make the first strong effort. Give it a try and if you fail, then who cares about some girl on Tinder? (That last part was me)

This is exactly what you should do.

[beach tribe]

I'd take it slow.

I was gonna say just the opposite.
A soon as you've been acquainted for a little while, Take it out.
See how she reacts to it.

[TEX]

If there was real interest you would know.

This, but this guy is thinking too much so Im not sure he would...

[Katipan]

This, but this guy sounds desperate so Im not sure he would...

Yes. And if he is, men like that don't need to start making up bullshit lies. Fix yourself. Or find some real reason to be in Joplin. You know. Be a man.