Would you rather

[Chief_For_Life58]

Would you rather fight a 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck? explain your choice

[Donger]

I wouldn't. I would instigate a conflict between the two and watch them fight.

[BlackHelicopters]

Some people in America don't have maps

[mikeyis4dcats.]

what is this, reddit?

[Rain Man]

If you vote for a horse-sized duck, then you've obviously never had to fight a horse-sized duck.

[Chief_For_Life58]

its a tough question. a 100 duck sized horses is like a small army kicking and biting you. the horse sized duck is alot of weight, would have big wings, big beak

[mikeyis4dcats.]

you'd probably have to shoot the duck, but you could stomp the horses.

[Bufkin]

Would you rather blow a man eating chicken, or a man-eating chicken?

[ptlyon]

A Canadian goose wing strike can break a humans leg, so take that into consideration before answering.

[Dave Lane]

Ducks and geese are not defenseless a horse sized one would fuck you up.

[lcarus]

you'd probably have to shoot the duck, but you could stomp the horses.

That was my reasoning as well.

[tooge]

pissed off ducks can be mean and nasty. A pissed off horse sized duck could fuck you up

[seclark]

a horse sized duck could bury a man alive w/one shit.
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[Katipan]

Both have fragile legs, I'd kick all their assess.

[Rain Man]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized tarantula or a thousand tarantula-sized tarantulas?

[Katipan]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized tarantula or a thousand tarantula-sized tarantulas?

I'm out.

[Bwana]

Both have fragile legs, I'd kick all their assess.

There you go!

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[Rain Man]

I'm out.

But they have fragile legs.

[gblowfish]

I'd rather drop the microdot or orange barrel that will allow me to visualize the horse sized duck.

[Chief_For_Life58]

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[Kman34]

Would you rather fight a 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck? explain your choice

Interesting dilemma... if I'm fighting said animals because I'm a captive of aliens who have genetically engineered ducks and horses, then I pick the horse size duck. I think I can break it to be ridden away from the aliens, only to return with an army of horseduck riding humans to rid the planet of these enslaving SOBs.

[Ebolapox]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized tarantula or a thousand tarantula-sized horses?

an even better question

[Rain Man]

an even better question

With all due respect, I don't think that's a better question at all.

[Rain Man]

Interesting dilemma... if I'm fighting said animals because I'm a captive of aliens who have genetically engineered ducks and horses, then I pick the horse size duck. I think I can break it to be ridden away from the aliens, only to return with an army of horseduck riding humans to rid the planet of these enslaving SOBs.

This is actually a really good point.

[srvy]

A Canadian goose wing strike can break a humans leg, so take that into consideration before answering.

Except for a goose is not a duck!

[Iowanian]

A lot of people are afraid of a duck sized duck.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

Would you rather fight a horse-sized tarantula or a thousand tarantula-sized tarantulas?

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But that's just me

[DaFace]

Someone just discovered reddit.

[Buck]

Imagine the penis on that horse sized duck.

[Coochie liquor]

Then the new lingo would be hung like a horse sized duck!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Doesn't matter to me and my 12 guage.

[Psyko Tek]

if I can kick it and get it airborne I'll fight it

[Why Not?]

I have guns, so the horse sized duck it is.

[crazycoffey]

100 horse sized mosquitos or 10,000 mosquito sized flying monkeys

[TimeForWasp]

100 bucks for the fucked up duck.