***twinkies v wheelin dealin Royals 7/29 GDT***

[cmh6476]

I fee like I got this one fellas, time to kill some of the negative mojo going on in the lounge regarding our team and our time


Shields taking his WAR to a whole nother level 2nite

Also got a call early this am and my grandma passed away, not that she ever really cared much about the Royals but hey that's what this team is here for anyway, a diversion of attention right?

Aoki 9, infante 4, Hosmer 3, Perez 2, Gordon 7, Butler DH, moose 5, cain8, escobar 6


Go royals!


Also post 5k bitches

[Bufkin]

RIP to your lovely grandma, and may her spirit inspire these homos to win one.

[duncan_idaho]

I fee like I got this one fellas, time to kill some of the negative mojo going on in the lounge regarding our team and our time


Shields taking his WAR to a whole nother level 2nite

Also got a call early this am and my grandma passed away, not that she ever really cared much about the Royals but hey that's what this team is here for anyway, a diversion of attention right?

Aoki 9, infante 4, Hosmer 3, Perez 2, Gordon 7, Butler DH, moose 5, cain8, escobar 6


Go royals!


Also post 5k bitches

RIP to your grandma.

[BlackHelicopters]

Need a sweep.

[cmh6476]

RIP to your grandma.

I assume Jarrod Dyson is starting in CF and hitting 9th?

Nah I initially missed cain

[BlackHelicopters]

Prayers for you and your Family

[petegz28]

Sorry about your Grams.....

[Canofbier]

For Grandma!

[Why Not?]

In for the grandma win!

[LoneWolf]

Gam Gam for the win!

[ROYC75]

Prayers to you and the Twinkees cause the Royals are going to kill them.;)


Serious note, RIP Granny.

[stonedstooge]

Need a good game from James tonight. He hasn't had one in quite a spell

[lewdog]

Lewdog in for dis. Digging baseball tonight.

[duncan_idaho]

Need a good game from James tonight. He hasn't had one in quite a spell

In his last 4 starts, he has à 2.02 era and 28 strikeouts in 26 2/3 IP ...

[petegz28]

Already walking guys...

[TLO]

Big Smoke reporting for duty.

[C3HIEF3S]

Big Smoke reporting for duty.

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[lewdog]

Big Smoke reporting for duty.

Who are you?

[stonedstooge]

Who are you?

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[C3HIEF3S]

No damage

[stonedstooge]

Get it going again Hos

[Pitt Gorilla]

James' stuff looks filthy tonight.

Also fun to see another former Mizzou Tiger in the Bigs (still wish we had Scherzer).

[TLO]

Shields blowing through ptiches.

[stonedstooge]

Shields blowing through ptiches.

AGAIN

[C3HIEF3S]

OUT

[C3HIEF3S]

Why did they not challenge that? Inning should be over.

[C3HIEF3S]

Thankfully it doesn't matter

[stonedstooge]

In his last 4 starts, he has à 2.02 era and 28 strikeouts in 26 2/3 IP ...

You sure you got the right pitcher?

[Three7s]

Gibson has dominated the Royals every start, though he's really not a good pitcher overall. He's just another one of those classic losers that the Royals can't touch #becauseRoyals

[stonedstooge]

Damn, trying to help the SquareHeads again

[petegz28]

FFS, Shields..are you TRYING to give them runs?

[gblowfish]

James did a nice job stopping that ball with his ass cheeks.

[gblowfish]

That blonde behind the right handed hitters is kissing her boyfriend and taking a selfie. We'll have to watch her tonight...

[petegz28]

Shields is really in the giving mood tonight, obviously

[petegz28]

And the runner that never should have been at 3rd scores....thanks, James

[petegz28]

Shields at 70 pitches in 3 innings...

GREAT CATCH, GORDON!

[C3HIEF3S]

4 straight gold gloves

[stonedstooge]

GGGORDON MAKES ANOTHER

[WhawhaWhat]

No catch

[petegz28]

hard to overturn that....but they will

[petegz28]

They'll overturn it and probably give the Twins a run

[petegz28]

Out bitch!!! And out goes Gardenheir

[stonedstooge]

HIT THE SHOWERS FAT BOY

[C3HIEF3S]

I'll take it

[petegz28]

What a stupid, stupid deal by Gardenheir....you know the call isn't on the Umps at the game and to argue it is instant ejection

[gblowfish]

Gardenhire must have a 9pm reservation at Capitol Grill.

[Jerok]

Man that throw out got me pumped for some reason. We're gonna win this 5 to 1.

[stonedstooge]

How do you take the argument to the home plate ump when the decision was made in New York?

[gblowfish]

Yeah, that call in made in NYC. If he's pissed he should be on the phone to NYC.

[ChiefsCountry]

Ole Ron must want to go get some KC BBQ early tonight.

[lewdog]

I'm not sure replay amounts to any more correct calls than human error itself. it's really been weird watching replays and think it's clear, only to have the umps make a different call.

[stonedstooge]

I'll bet Gardenhier had a previous problem with the dude behind the plate and figured it was a good time to get after him

[C3HIEF3S]

Escobar has been sucking dick for the past 3 weeks.

Get your shit together.

[petegz28]

:facepalm: We are just fining ways to fuck ourselves tonight, heh?

[ChiefsCountry]

Damn it Esky.

[stonedstooge]

Escobar has been sucking dick for the past 3 weeks.

Get your shit together.

He had an mvp first half of the year. Wish he could carry it through a whole season

[C3HIEF3S]

Tigers bullpen is cursed. Soria gives up an Abreu bomb and it's 8-2 ChiSux

[stonedstooge]

Tigers bullpen is cursed. Soria gives up an Abreu bomb and it's 8-2 ChiSux

What a pity

[C3HIEF3S]

Soria again.. 9-2 Sux

[lewdog]

Tigers bullpen is cursed. Soria gives up an Abreu bomb and it's 8-2 ChiSux

cursed? how about old and shitty?

[C3HIEF3S]

cursed? how about old and shitty?

That definitely works too

[gblowfish]

Esky turns the DP nice there.

[stonedstooge]

STOP DOING THAT SHIT AOKI

[TLO]

What in the hell was that?

[ChiefsCountry]

That redhead above the third base dugout looks delicious.

[Hootie]

no fucking clue

[Blankey]

This team sure looks shitty tonight

[stonedstooge]

Santana's raping us

[Dartgod]

Shields being Shields.

[lewdog]

WTF Shields. Think Ned will put him out in the 6th no matter what? That seems to be his thing.

[TLO]

:facepalm:

[Hootie]

I seriously hope they trade him. Not because I hate him, but because it's the best thing that can happen for the long term for this franchise.

Trade Shields/Holland and take the best offer available.

[stonedstooge]

Infante in a daze tonight?

[TLO]

Ned's trying to get himself tossed.

[Al Bundy]

Shields giving us no chance.

[Hootie]

WTF Shields. Think Ned will put him out in the 6th no matter what? That seems to be his thing.

sure. why not.

what are we saving his arm for?

[Hootie]

it's nice to see we're making another shit pitcher look like a hall of famer, though

[stonedstooge]

Ned's trying to get himself tossed.

Ned and Ron got a pitch game going

[lewdog]

I seriously hope they trade him. Not because I hate him, but because it's the best thing that can happen for the long term for this franchise.

Trade Shields/Holland and take the best offer available.

I don't know how they could see him pitch this year and think anything different. you aren't resigning him and he isn't pitching well at all. Too bad DM thinks that trade looks like cashing in the chips and won't do it.

[TLO]

Keep em at 2 please.

[ChiefsCountry]

Ned was trying to get tossed so he didn't have to watch this shit show either.

[gblowfish]

Teams seems really flat tonight. And again, we're letting a last place team push us around at home. Very disappointing.

[jimidollar]

Back in the shitter.

[TLO]

Shields giving us no chance.

Are you retarted? I'm being serious.

[Hootie]

I don't know how they could see him pitch this year and think anything different. you aren't resigning him and he isn't pitching well at all. Too bad DM thinks that trade looks like cashing in the chips and won't do it.

I mean, he's essentially been our #3 pitcher this year and Vargas hasn't been far off...

so he's been our 3 or 4.

yayyyy

trade his name, throw in holland...get a talented prospect that'll be near ready for 2015

thanks

[C3HIEF3S]

Losing Shields won't hurt us.

[Dartgod]

Teams seems really flat tonight. And again, we're letting a last place team push us around at home. Very disappointing.

Royals being Royals.

[petegz28]

Shields is just stinking it up tonight

[TLO]

Anyone up in the pen? Probably not.

[lewdog]

I mean, he's essentially been our #3 pitcher this year and Vargas hasn't been far off...

so he's been our 3 or 4.

yayyyy

trade his name, throw in holland...get a talented prospect that'll be near ready for 2015

thanks

I totally agree. And if other teams are going to over-value closers, especially late in a season, moving Holland at his peak definitely makes a ton of sense.

[Dartgod]

:facepalm:


Fuck this team. I'm so tired of this shit.

[Dartgod]

Here comes the bomb.

[lewdog]

Here comes the bomb.

DP you mean?

[PHOG]

Yost, u stupid whore...what the fuck are You doing???

[lewdog]

Nice call lewdog.

[TLO]

Whew.

[ChiefsCountry]

Nice DP. Lets go bat now!

[C3HIEF3S]

Wow.

[stonedstooge]

If our hitters had the patience of the Twins hitters, we'd be a bad ass team

[C3HIEF3S]

Nice job Ned :)

[PHOG]

Nice call lewdog.

That's 2 innings in a row.

[C3HIEF3S]

Nice crowd out there tonight

[Dartgod]

Lets get the bats going, you pussies!

[ChiefsCountry]

WTH Salvy

[petegz28]

We swing at more pitches out of the zone.....fucking sad sad sad

[TLO]

Sal looks at 2 strikes, and then swings at 2 balls.

Derp.

[TLO]

This thread needs bsroyals54.

[PHOG]

110 pitches, with 2 DP's to get him out of the last 2 innings...5 innings, something's wrong

[Hootie]

I think the only people I like watching on this team are Holland, Davis and Duffy.

[stonedstooge]

LET'S GET ONE HERE

[ChiefsCountry]

Please Billy don't hit into a DP.

[Dartgod]

Come on Billy! Prove that this past weekend wasn't a fluke.

[C3HIEF3S]

Come on Billy

[PHOG]

White Shorts, and let's go Belly

[TLO]

Artificial crowd noise! Wahhhh!

[stonedstooge]

Way to hustle Belly

[C3HIEF3S]

Well he didn't hit into the DP :)

[ChiefsCountry]

Thank you for running Gordo.

[TLO]

Billy trying his hardest to hit into a DP. LMAO

[PHOG]

DP BB

[lewdog]

I think the only people I like watching on this team are Holland, Davis and Duffy.

Ventura?

Sal?

That's all I'd add.

[ChiefsCountry]

A Moose bomb would be nice.

[C3HIEF3S]

Pitching around Moose

[ChiefsCountry]

Good job Moose, nice walk.

[Hootie]

Ventura?

Sal?

That's all I'd add.

Ventura will be a stud if he develops another pitch...or at least a better off speed pitch.

Obviously I love Sal.

[PHOG]

1 fucking hit??

[stonedstooge]

YOU'RE DUE LORENZO

[C3HIEF3S]

I like watching Ned Yost, he is electrifying out there!

[Dartgod]

YOUR DUE LORENZO

Ok, Hud.

[TLO]

I think the only people I like watching on this team are Holland, Davis and Duffy.

I enjoy watching most of the team play defense. Nobody on offense is enjoyable to watch.

[TLO]

Derpy derp derp.

[Dartgod]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[lewdog]

None of our hitters have any bollocks!

[PHOG]

Is this Bob Gibson?

[LoneWolf]

Ventura?

Sal?

That's all I'd add.

Duffy?

[petegz28]

terrible plate discilpline

[C3HIEF3S]

Take those fucking stickers off of your hat, kid.

[PHOG]

Fucking ridiculous, :deevee:

[C3HIEF3S]

James still out there

[lewdog]

Duffy?

Duffy was already on his list.

Follow along, Chief.

[Dartgod]

WTF is Ned doing??

[LoneWolf]

None of our hitters have any bollocks!

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/694/01/694_1390411462.jpg

[PHOG]

Ned's the master strategist...

[LoneWolf]

Duffy was already on his list.

Follow along, Chief.

I've been drinking. It obviously has affected my ability to read.

[TLO]

WTF is Ned doing??

Taking a nap?

[Three7s]

You guys are surprised? Gibson is just one of those pitchers that the Royals have no clue against. Next outing, he'll get bombed out of the stadium.

[TLO]

He looked out on first glance.

[TLO]

nah, he was safe.

[C3HIEF3S]

Safe

[Hootie]

I think big game james should just go all 9 today...it would be hilarious and we'd get all sorts of media attention for letting a guy throw 190 pitches!!!

[petegz28]

I wouldnt challenge that but the way its going tonight who gives a fuck

[Dartgod]

Why are we challenging this?

[Hootie]

sal should start benito santiago'ing it and throwing guys out from his knees

[stonedstooge]

I think big game james should just go all 9 today...it would be hilarious and we'd get all sorts of media attention for letting a guy throw 190 pitches!!!

I agree/Trey

[PHOG]

You guys are surprised? Gibson is just one of those pitchers that the Royals have no clue against. Next outing, he'll get bombed out of the stadium.
Nope, Ima Royals fan...used to it for almost 30 yrs....

[Al Bundy]

That dude was pretty pissed off he swung at a pitch above his head. Our guys swing at those every inning and don't give one fuck about it.

[PHOG]

Yost has lost control...who should the team want

[petegz28]

We can't lay off pitches out of the zone

[kcjayhawks5]

Lol pathetic

[PHOG]

Damn it, I never looked at the OP...I'm very sorry, prayers sent.

[Three7s]

Really Escofail? Swinging and missing at a ****ing HANGER for strike 3? GTFO the diamond.

[ChiefsCountry]

Nice hit by Aoki.

[Hootie]

I still hate Aoki and his offensive approach. Fuck. He sucks.

[cmh6476]

I'm drunkl and wife jusy picked up bww and things bout to change fockers 5002

[petegz28]

aw, fuck you ump

[Dartgod]

Fuck you ump!

[PHOG]

BS!!!!

[Hootie]

that was an atrocious call

[ChiefsCountry]

Pete can bitch at that one and be right!

[bsroyals54]

Kyle "Ace" Gibson is really on tonight

[TLO]

Not a strike. Not like it really matters though.

[Hootie]

clearly wasn't a strike

but I'm also one of the guys who thinks if a catcher is set up outside and a pitcher misses way inside...even if it catches the plate...he shouldn't get a fucking strike for it

[Three7s]

And now Infante decides to lay off a hanger up in the zone. These guys! LMAO

Even if it's not a strike, that pitch has been crushed many times.

[TLO]

Kyle "Ace" Gibson is really on tonight

You're a bad luck charm, clucky.

[Hootie]

And now Infante decides to lay off a hanger up in the zone. These guys! LMAO

Even if it's not a strike, that pitch has been crushed many times.

that was high and out of the strike zone ... ?

[lewdog]

We don't have one really good hitter on this team and it's all Ned's fault.

[stonedstooge]

Shit pitchers that throw out of the strike zone just kill this team

[PHOG]

Who is the hitting coach again...(Seitzer) cough, cough

THAT is NED's FAULT!!!

[TLO]

Get him in!!!!

[Hootie]

can't bitch at a guy for laying off of a ball...

and it's not like hitting changeups is easy on 2 strike counts when you have to respect a fastball

[TLO]

Lol

[lewdog]

WOOF

[Hootie]

lefties rake against this guy

what's the excuse for Hosmer Hud?

[PHOG]

BS!!

[lewdog]

Awesome shots of the K coming back into the game.

God I've gotta get there.

[lewdog]

Who's that old guy they just showed??? In the stands.

[stonedstooge]

Molitor was a bad ass

[PHOG]

"Let's hit more Homers"/ Ned Yost

[Three7s]

that was high and out of the strike zone ... ?
All he has to do is pull his hands in and get the bat-head around. The pitch was 85 mph at the letters and a hanger at that. According to the tracker, it was BARELY up out of the zone. Even Hud thought Infante should've swung.

[LoneWolf]

Even Hud thought Infante should've swung.

This sentence has never strengthened anyone's argument.

[ChiefsCountry]

Thou shall not steal on Salvy

[stonedstooge]

Salvy guns one down

[Three7s]

This sentence has never strengthened anyone's argument.
Touche......

I decided to rewind it to get a better idea of where it was. It was more inside than I thought it was, but it wasn't as high as I thought it was. More at the belt. I still think he could've pulled his hands in and shot it down the line.

[PHOG]

Yost. He needs to go.

[lewdog]

Yost. He needs to go.

Is he the only one?

[stonedstooge]

BYE BYE BALBONI IN THE HOUSE

[bsroyals54]

You're a bad luck charm, clucky.

How many 5 run first innings have you predicted?

[ChiefsCountry]

Looks like Lester is on the move.

[-King-]

Yost. He needs to go.

What's he supposed to do though? Bat for players? He can't control that the players can't hit.

[lewdog]

Duffy

5-10

ERA 2.47

ROFL

[TLO]

That was absolutely fantastic.

[C3HIEF3S]

Yost. He needs to go.

What the hell has Ned done tonight?

Nothing.

[Dartgod]

Why do I put myself through this torture?

[lewdog]

What's he supposed to do though? Bat for players? He can't control that the players can't hit.

No, he is supposed to correct every shitty hitter we have on this team because, you know...these major leaguers just forgot how to hit.

[CoMoChief]

What's he supposed to do though? Bat for players? He can't control that the players can't hit.

No but the lineup was horseshit tonight.....again.

[C3HIEF3S]

Awesome shots of the K coming back into the game.

God I've gotta get there.

It's beautiful there, man.. just a gorgeous park.

[PHOG]

Is he the only one?

GMDM? I'm all for it.

[C3HIEF3S]

No but the lineup was horseshit tonight.....again.

Wouldn't have made any difference. None.

Switch around a few players who aren't hitting does nothing.

[lewdog]

Looks like Lester is on the move.

Please don't say Dodgers.

[tk13]

It's almost impressive how bad this offense can be some nights.

[PHOG]

Who is the hitting coach again...(Seitzer) cough, cough

THAT is NED's FAULT!!!

Toronto's coach now.

[-King-]

No but the lineup was horseshit tonight.....again.

Lineup doesn't matter when players can't hit.

[MeatRock]

Two hits through seven for the Royals. LMAO

What a fucking shit hitting team.

[Three7s]

No, he is supposed to correct every shitty hitter we have on this team because, you know...these major leaguers just forgot how to hit.
He's not supposed to correct them. He's supposed to make sure they're doing EVERYTHING in their power to make sure they're working on what they need to work on and applying it to the game. If they're not doing that, then he needs to go a step further, as he did with Butler.

[PHOG]

"Let's hit more Homers"/ Ned Yost
Yep

[stonedstooge]

Toronto's coach now.

I see what you did there

[lewdog]

He's not supposed to correct them. He's supposed to make sure they're doing EVERYTHING in their power to make sure they're working on what they need to work on and applying it to the game. If they're not doing that, then he needs to go a step further, as he did with Butler.

And you're sure that's not being done? Can we be sure we just have guys who aren't great hitters?

[PHOG]

And you're sure that's not being done? Can we be sure we just have guys who aren't great hitters?
Or just maybe we have a Manager that sucks, and blames everyone else?

[MeatRock]

And you're sure that's not being done? Can we be sure we just have guys who aren't great hitters?

I think this is the case. The fuckers just plain and simply can't hit the ball with any consistency.

[lewdog]

Or just maybe we have a Manager that sucks, and blames everyone else?

YAWN

:facepalm:

[-King-]

Or just maybe we have a Manager that sucks, and blames everyone else?

Once again, what the hell can he do? What do you want him to do to improve our offense. Bat for them?

[ChiefsCountry]

If Seitzer didn't play here, nobody would give a shit about him. The Royals hitters sucked when he was the coach here as well.

[TLO]

At least Cy Young is out of the game now.

[lewdog]

I think this is the case. The ****ers just plain and simply can't hit the ball with any consistency.

Yea, pretty much this. Not one turd on this team has any plate discipline and we clearly have no one with any power. You can't coach around that very well.

[Three7s]

And you're sure that's not being done? Can we be sure we just have guys who aren't great hitters?
I think this is absolutely the case, and that falls on Dayton Moore.

[Hootie]

I'm not one to blame Ned for really anything...I'm not a big fan of the way he uses his bullpen but that's about it.

I will, however, blame Dayton and these gutless shit players for sucking, though.

[lewdog]

If Seitzer didn't play here, nobody would give a shit about him. The Royals hitters sucked when he was the coach here as well.

Yea, people here act like we had some golden bats when he was here coaching. Guess I missed those years?

[bsroyals54]

It truly doesn't matter whos pitching vs the royals, they can hit verlander and scherzer some nights, other nights they make Kyle Gibson look like a living legend

[PHOG]

Once again, what the hell can he do? What do you want him to do to improve our offense. Bat for them?
Resign, would be a start... rehire Seitzer, would be another start, fire GMDM would be another start....there's three.

[lewdog]

I think this is absolutely the case, and that falls on Dayton Moore.

I'm not one to blame Ned for really anything...I'm not a big fan of the way he uses his bullpen but that's about it.

I will, however, blame Dayton and these gutless shit players for sucking, though.

No fucking way....blame the GM and shitty players? That makes way too much sense!

But if Dayton goes, so should Ned. Knowing full well it's just a clean house moment and the majority of that blame goes to Dayton.

[Hootie]

well granted Verlander this year has made Shields look like David Price in comparison.

[PHOG]

"Let's hit more Homers"/ Ned Yost
Again, where were the homer hitters???
What a dumbass!!!

[MeatRock]

I'm actually quite surprised at how much Gordon is sucking at the plate this year. Shitty hitting is like a pandemic with this team.

[-King-]

Resign, would be a start... rehire Seitzer, would be another start, fire GMDM would be another start....there's three.

You realize Seitzer had ONE good year when he was here?

The number of runs we scored while Seitzer was coaching:

2009: 686
2010: 676
2011: 730
2012: 676

He's only doing well in Toronto because they were a good hitting team already.

[stonedstooge]

NICE CATCH KID

[Hootie]

that should be a sportscenter top 10! but fuck...now that kid is a Royals fan for life. Sucks for him.

[lewdog]

You realize Seitzer had ONE good year when he was here?

The number of runs we scored while Seitzer was coaching:

2009: 686
2010: 676
2011: 730
2012: 676

He's only doing well in Toronto because they were a good hitting team already.

This makes too much sense for this PHOG guy.

Bautista/Encarnarcion

vs

Butler/Hosmer

:facepalm:

[PHOG]

You realize Seitzer had ONE good year when he was here?

The number of runs we scored while Seitzer was coaching:

2009: 686
2010: 676
2011: 730
2012: 676

He's only doing well in Toronto because they were a good hitting team already.
You realize what he had to work with...young ones.

[Hootie]

man that crazy crowd sure got excited to see that 5 feet in front of the warning track bomb!!

[TLO]

LOCain! PBJ

[stonedstooge]

LOOOOOO CAIN

[MeatRock]

This makes too much sense for this PHOG guy.

Bautista/Encarnarcion

vs

Butler/Hosmer

:facepalm:

LMAO

No comparison.

[PHOG]

This makes too much sense for this PHOG guy.

Bautista/Encarnarcion

vs

Butler/Hosmer

:facepalm:
What is it with you, did Ned buy you dinner so you feel obligated to him, get over it, he sucks as a manager, and you know it.

[PHOG]

You realize Seitzer had ONE good year when he was here?

The number of runs we scored while Seitzer was coaching:

2009: 686
2010: 676
2011: 730
2012: 676

He's only doing well in Toronto because they were a good hitting team already.
k

[TLO]

Come on Esky...

[lewdog]

What is it with you, did Ned buy you dinner so you feel obligated to him, get over it, he sucks as a manager, and you know it.

He's average and that's that. This team isn't good at hitting, DM never brought in a bat and this crappy roster falls solely on the GM. I'm sorry this is all too hard for you to understand how a baseball manager doesn't affect hitting.

[TLO]

Fuck

[Hootie]

I think this football themed website thinks managers account for way more than they really account for in baseball.

Rod Gardenhire is a damn good manager and his team loses every year because they fucking suck.

I hate how Yost manages the bullpen, and sometimes (mostly last year) would question his lineups...

but he's just your typical old school manager...and there are a lot of those.

we suck because our players suck. Namely our hitters. That has nothing to do with Ned Yost.

we don't have a single fucking guy with an .OPS over .800. That's absurd.

[Mr. Laz]

non-hitting sacks of crap

[PHOG]

He's average and that's that. This team isn't good at hitting, DM never brought in a bat and this crappy roster falls solely on the GM. I'm sorry this is all too hard for you to understand how a baseball manager doesn't affect hitting.
Keep watching spring training, getting dinner's bought for you, and buying in to the bullshit..good luck.