Now Marcus Cooper is Being Carted Off the Field!

[Omaha]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Now starting CB Marcus Cooper is carted away from practice field</p>&mdash; Adam Teicher (@adamteicher) <a href="https://twitter.com/adamteicher/statuses/494870186642509825">July 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[loochy]

we dont need no corners

dee ford is so awesome that the QB wont have time to throw

[Omaha]

That's it. I'm not looking at Twitter anymore today.

[Omaha]

we dont need no corners

dee ford is so awesome that the QB wont have time to throw

Great point. I almost forgot about that.

[lcarus]

That's it. I'm not looking at Twitter anymore today.

I'm not even following the Chiefs anymore. I've burnt all my LJ and Rashan Shehee jerseys. We're done.

[LoneWolf]

That's it. I'm not looking at Twitter anymore today.

Twitter=Too Fat

[GordonGekko]

I'm not even following the Chiefs anymore. I've burnt all my LJ and Rashan Shehee jerseys. We're done.

Lol there is a name I haven't thought about in at least 10 years. Rashan Shehee, I think you just won random Chiefs player of the day award.

[KCUnited]

This receiver group is wrecking fools.

[lcarus]

Lol there is a name I haven't thought about in at least 10 years. Rashan Shehee, I think you just won random Chiefs player of the day award.

Lol. Don't make me tell my Greg Hill story again. That fucker.

[RealSNR]

Lol there is a name I haven't thought about in at least 10 years. Rashan Shehee, I think you just won random Chiefs player of the day award.

Kirby Dar Dar

[LoneWolf]

R-Kal Truluk
Nate Hobgood-Chitick
Chris Penn

[Hammock Parties]

Addition by subtraction.

[Omaha]

R-Kal Truluk
Nate Hobgood-Chitick
Chris Penn

You forgot Larry Parker.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Lol there is a name I haven't thought about in at least 10 years. Rashan Shehee, I think you just won random Chiefs player of the day award.Frank Moreau was better anyway.

[LoneWolf]

Addition by subtraction.

You need to sharpen your trolling skills before the season starts. This is a weak effort.

[RealSNR]

Frank Moreau was better anyway.

You suck at this game

[TLO]

You forgot Larry Parker.

I see your Larry Parker, and will raise you Sammie Parker.

[ILChief]

Addition by subtraction.

You leaving CP?

[Sully]

Danny Villa
Robb Thomas
Sean LaChappelle

[lcarus]

Damn. I was hoping someone would ask me to retell my Greg Hill story. Because I feel like bitching about him again. Fucker ruined my childhood.

[In58men]

Not like we had any shot at this divison anyways

[Sully]

Does anyone have any angry Greg Hill stories?

[InChiefsHeaven]

Does anyone have any angry Greg Hill stories?

Nope

[crazycoffey]

It's my fault. I seriously entertained the idea of jumping on the bike and going to st. joe today. To counter this egregious crime against the football gods I shall now call and cancel my direct tv account.

[The Franchise]

Hamstring injury.

[ping2000]

Brian Jozwiak. Yes, I am old.

[KC_Lee]

Danny Villa
Robb Thomas
Sean LaChappelle

No love for Ethan Horton?

[Bowser]

Webster Slaughter and Eric Martin

[Sully]

No love for Ethan Horton?


He's always gonna be a Raider to me.

[Bowser]

Harvey Williams. I win.

[Bugeater]

Season's over
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[Omaha]

Marc Boerigter
Marvin Minnis

[loochy]

Marvin Minnis


SNOOP!


SNOOP A LOOP!

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[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Good. He's terrible and I hope this puts some panic in the dumbass front office.

[Sully]

Fred Jones

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Pat Dennis
Shaunard Harts

[ping2000]

Good thing we have a defensive coordinator that can run schemes to cover for a weak secondary. Oh wait, we are fucked!

[Andoverer]

Didn't we has Ashley Lelie for 2 minutes?

[Bowser]

Lance Fucking Long

[Mr. Laz]

Chiefs360 ‏@Chiefs360 55m
AJ Jenkins and Marcus Cooper are both having hamstring issues. #Chiefs

[Saulbadguy]

SDB

[Molitoth]

Good. He's terrible and I hope this puts some panic in the dumbass front office.

Right. Because 1st year starters playing in a Bob Sutton defense against Peyton Manning with Kendrick Lewis over the top for help should all be world beaters.

[loochy]

Marvcus

Cooper

[TEX]

It's my fault. I seriously entertained the idea of jumping on the bike and going to st. joe today. To counter this egregious crime against the football gods I shall now call and cancel my direct tv account.

:LOL:

[Sully]

Tracy Greene
Monty Grow

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Right. Because 1st year starters playing in a Bob Sutton defense against Peyton Manning with Kendrick Lewis over the top for help should all be world beaters.

He was terrible pretty much every game after that stretch of third stringers. Not even average.

[Molitoth]

He was terrible pretty much every game after that stretch of third stringers. Not even average.

Peyton Manning exposed Bob Suttons defense with short crossing routes and every other team copied. Until Sutton can make an adjustment, every defender on the field is going to suck.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Peyton Manning exposed Bob Suttons defense with short crossing routes and every other team copied. Until Sutton can make an adjustment, every defender on the field is going to suck.

Sure. The talent in this secondary is there.

[Wallcrawler]

Bring back Mark McMillian

[Coochie liquor]

Damn. I was hoping someone would ask me to retell my Greg Hill story. Because I feel like bitching about him again. Fucker ruined my childhood.

Do tell....

[RealSNR]

Case Keenum exposed Bob Suttons defense with short crossing routes and every other team copied. Until Sutton can make an adjustment, every defender on the field is going to suck.

FYP.

The Texans were the first team to do that shit. It worked, but they just lacked the personnel to generate a win out of it. Jason Campbell and Jeff Tuel only followed the same game plan.

The Broncos were the first team real firepower to legitimately destroy the defense. Once that happened, we were screwed six ways to Sunday.

[Rooster]

Ban carts!!!

[yeti]

sabby piscitelli

[loochy]

jon

mc

freakin

GRAW

[Fritz88]

Looks like this camp is Chiefs turn for injuries.
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[lcarus]

Didn't we has Ashley Lelie for 2 minutes?

Damn it. Thanks for reminding me of the worst 2 minutes of my life.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

FYP.

The Texans were the first team to do that shit. It worked, but they just lacked the personnel to generate a win out of it. Jason Campbell and Jeff Tuel only followed the same game plan.

The Broncos were the first team real firepower to legitimately destroy the defense. Once that happened, we were screwed six ways to Sunday.

Nuh uh fox and gase texted them the gameplan. They new it after one gametape/hefmo

[Hammock Parties]

You need to sharpen your trolling skills before the season starts. This is a weak effort.

Such a poverty DB isn't worth more, you know?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm really glad we cut Flowers. :banghead:

[Mav]

FYP.

The Texans were the first team to do that shit. It worked, but they just lacked the personnel to generate a win out of it. Jason Campbell and Jeff Tuel only followed the same game plan.

The Broncos were the first team real firepower to legitimately destroy the defense. Once that happened, we were screwed six ways to Sunday.
Josh Gordon!

[TEX]

FYP.

The Texans were the first team to do that shit. It worked, but they just lacked the personnel to generate a win out of it. Jason Campbell and Jeff Tuel only followed the same game plan.

The Broncos were the first team real firepower to legitimately destroy the defense. Once that happened, we were screwed six ways to Sunday.

You should let me be the only one able to talk TEXANS and CASE KEENUM DAMMIT!!!

[thabear04]

jon

mc

freakin

GRAW

Or Mike Brown

[Bowser]

Or Brian Washington

[thabear04]

Bring back Patrick Surtain for a look.

[thabear04]

Donald Washington he played CB and Safety with us.

[Coogs]

FYP.

The Texans were the first team to do that shit. It worked, but they just lacked the personnel to generate a win out of it. Jason Campbell and Jeff Tuel only followed the same game plan.

The Broncos were the first team real firepower to legitimately destroy the defense. Once that happened, we were screwed six ways to Sunday.

I still think you have to drop someone from rushing back into the pattern. For instance, give the opponents the look where you know they are going to run a crossing route from their right to their left. Cover it, and rush it as always... except... drop Divito (or Hali) into that open space where the quick pass is headed before the QB can read him there.

[The Rick]

Carlton Gray. Boom.

[Jethopper]

Emil Brown! oops wrong random thread

[Boise_Chief]

Sylvester morris

I actually have the Jersey, the one time my wife listens to the stupid crap I say while drunk watching a chief's game.

[Bowser]

Carlton Gray. Boom.

Victor Bailey

[chiefs1111]

William Bartee

[Bowser]

Jay Taylor

[Bowser]

Hugh Douglas

[jimidollar]

Paul Palmer

[Bowser]

Donnell Bennett

[Bowser]

Ted Popson

[Bowser]

The playoff wonder Kevin Curtis

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Mike McCloud

[New World Order]

Eric Warfield

[mdchiefsfan]

Patrick Surtain

[mdchiefsfan]

Bring back Patrick Surtain for a look.

:cuss:

[KCrockaholic]

QUIT SIGNING MIAMI CB CASTOFFS

[Bowser]

Kawika Mitchell

[New World Order]

Greg Wesley

[Bowser]

Dexter McCleon

[Bowser]

TIL that there has been no shortage of shit players come and go through Arrowhead.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Gunther Cunningham

[New World Order]

Monty Beisel

[TinyEvel]

Justin Medlock

[KCrockaholic]

Bob Saget

[Mi_chief_fan]

Jeff Criswell

[chiefs1111]

Jake O'Connell

[chiefs1111]

Kris Wilson

[TEX]

Justin Medlock

OUCH!!!

[srvy]

Stan (Tentitive) Petry

[srvy]

Naz Worthen

[srvy]

Percy Snow

[JoeyChuckles]

Bring Vince Agnew in for a look.

[srvy]

Kitrick Taylor

[Kiimo]

Craphonso Thorpe.

I remember watching an online argument with his dad defending his son's name. Ha.

[Sully]

Mark Vlasic

[Mi_chief_fan]

Matt Blundin

[kc rush]

No one brought up Rich Scanlon yet? Surprised.

[TLO]

Tyler Thigpen

[TLO]

Ryan Sims

[Lonewolf Ed]

I am hoping that most of these are precautionary measures, not that the guy was in need of the cart. Commings or whatever his name is, I heard on the news this is his fourth injury this year and second of training camp, so if he is that blasted fragile, then he wouldn't have lasted long anyway. Free agent cast offs and stragglers out there can't be much worse than what was on the field last season, so... that is one tiny little nugget of hope, isn't it?

[JoeyChuckles]

Ken Harvey

[KCrockaholic]

It's really too bad on Commings. He's a talented player physically. But his time won't be long in KC.

[KCrockaholic]

Mendy Lopez

[Bowser]

Ryan Sims

Still with more career interceptions than William Bartee.....

[New World Order]

Jimmy Gobble

[KCrockaholic]

Darrell May

[srvy]

Robb (popcorn) Thomas

[Bowser]

Omar Easy

[srvy]

Julian Battle

[Easy 6]

Matt Blundin

[Bowser]

Todd McNair

[KCrockaholic]

Nate Gobgood-Chittick?

[KCTitus]

Omar Easy

Bite your tongue, young man.

[KCrockaholic]

Well isn't this just the most Kansas City thread ever.

[srvy]

Sabby Piscitelli

[KCTitus]

Jayice Pearson

[Bowser]

Sabby Piscitelli

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[Three7s]

Well isn't this just the most Kansas City thread ever.
I've literally scrolled through 3 pages of random failed player names. Guess we're bored tonight.

[srvy]

Probably been mentions but oh well Snoop Minnis

[Bowser]

I've literally scrolled through 3 pages of random failed player names. Guess we're bored tonight.

Chris Horn

[Bowser]

Jordan "I-65" Black

[srvy]

The Ghost of Jovan Belcher

[KCrockaholic]

The Ghost of Jovan Belcher

Too far.

[Bowser]

Too far.

Wayne Simmons?

[KCrockaholic]

Steve Gregory - Posts from 2018

[thabear04]

Larry Parker

[suzzer99]

Brian Jozwiak

[TLO]

Dee Brown

[TLO]

Junior Siavii (sp?)

[New World Order]

Tod Collins

[Three7s]

Javier Arenas

[fairladyZ]

Chris Horn

i went to school with chris horn and his brother.. good doods

[LoneWolf]

Anybody mention Jesse Haynes or Brian Shay yet?

[New World Order]

Anybody mention Jesse Haynes or Brian Shay yet?



Before I post a name I always search the thread. I was going to mention Snoop Minnis but that name had been taken long ago.

Anyways, post whatever name you want!

[New World Order]

Eric Hicks

[Bowser]

Terrance Copper (and SNR weeps)

[New World Order]

Mike Maslowski

[ping2000]

Pete Koch. Also had a role in Heartbreak Ridge.

[srvy]

Bob Gagliano

[thabear04]

DaJuan Morgan

[srvy]

David Jaynes

[srvy]

Kendrell Bell

[thabear04]

Anybody say Marcus Maxey

[xztop123]

Dexter McCleon

[Sully]

Steve Stenstrom

[thabear04]

Tre' Stallings

[Bowser]

There's no way you assholes aren't googling these names LMAO

[New World Order]

Len Elliot

[LoneWolf]

Before I post a name I always search the thread. I was going to mention Snoop Minnis but that name had been taken long ago.

Anyways, post whatever name you want!

Just searched the thread and neither player had been mentioned. So you can kindly kiss something.

[New World Order]

Just searched the thread and neither player had been mentioned. So you can kindly kiss something.



Just trying to help out bruh

[LoneWolf]

Len Elliot

Ban Hammer. Even with the misspelling.

[thabear04]

Can't forget Jeff Webb

[New World Order]

What kind of name is Lindley?

[Bowser]

Bobby Engram

[thabear04]

Bam Morris

[thabear04]

Bobby Sippio

[srvy]

Marc Boerigter

[New World Order]

Tamarick Vanover

[Bowser]

This thread has gotten depressing. Too many players with way too much fail.

[thabear04]

Colin Brown

[New World Order]

Priest Holmes

[milkman]

Elmo Wright

[milkman]

Sylvester Morris

[New World Order]

Eddie Drummond

[Bowser]

Quentin Lawrence

[New World Order]

Andre Rison

[thabear04]

Priest Holmes

Wouldn't say that he did more than half these guys who we drafted or bring in.

[srvy]

Johnathan(The Mighty)Quinn

[New World Order]

Joe Montainia

[TinyEvel]

Clayton Wendler

[Bowser]

Rufus Dawes

[TinyEvel]

Midnight Vulture

[srvy]

Wasn Matt Blunder mentioned?

[TinyEvel]

Leon Sandcastle

[Bugeater]

Pat Barnes

[Dave Lane]

we dont need no corners

dee ford is so awesome that the QB wont have time to throw

Gonna leap right over the OL and sack the QB

[Dave Lane]

Trezelle Jenkins

[ModSocks]

Julian Battle

[ModSocks]

Kevin Lockette

[srvy]

Benny Sapp

[suzzer99]

Theotis Brown

[srvy]

Wilber Young drafted to be the next Buck Buchanan but turned into the fat lazy bastard all Wilbers are destined to become.

[Tribal Warfare]

Scheisse McFucktard

[suzzer99]

Emile Harry

[ModSocks]

Matt Cassel.

[Dave Lane]

William Bartee

[New World Order]

Vonnie Holliday

[Chiefshrink]

Brian Shay

[ThaVirus]

Shawn Barber.

[rico]

Matt Cassel.

(Shudders)

[rico]

Nate Eachus

[TimBone]

Samie Parker

[TimBone]

Jon Baldwin

[TimBone]

Boomer Grigsby

[Chiefshrink]

Arnold Morgado

[Saccopoo]

Ricky Stanzi

[Saccopoo]

Todd Blackledge

[New World Order]

Shaunard Harts

[UK_Chief]

Tank & Turk

(Epic & Fail)

[lcarus]

So in 4th grade we had a project in class where each student would send a stuffed animal to a celebrity of their choice in the hopes that the celebrity would send something back in return (be it an autographed picture or any type of PR junk). I forget what the name of the project was but supposedly other schools from around the country were doing it.

One of my buddies sent his to Shaquille O'Neal. Shaq (or Shaq's PR team) sent him a box full of shit. Autographed cards, a poster, some other stuff. It was impressive. A girl in my class sent hers to Oprah and got a bunch of stuff back.

I sent mine to rookie runningback Greg Hill.............................

I figured here's a rookie RB with probably not a lot of fans yet. He'd appreciate something like this and I'll get an autographed card (printed autograph from Chiefs PR at least) or something. I didn't expect much or really care.

Weeks went by and nothing. Months went by and nothing. I believe everyone else in class received something in return from either the figure themselves or their PR department.

So to sum up. FUCK GREG HILL. YOU OWE ME A STUFFED FROG AND ONE HELL OF AN APOLOGY.

[The Franchise]

So in 4th grade we had a project in class where each student would send a stuffed animal to a celebrity of their choice in the hopes that the celebrity would send something back in return (be it an autographed picture or any type of PR junk). I forget what the name of the project was but supposedly other schools from around the country were doing it.

One of my buddies sent his to Shaquille O'Neal. Shaq (or Shaq's PR team) sent him a box full of shit. Autographed cards, a poster, some other stuff. It was impressive. A girl in my class sent hers to Oprah and got a bunch of stuff back.

I sent mine to rookie runningback Greg Hill.............................

I figured here's a rookie RB with probably not a lot of fans yet. He'd appreciate something like this and I'll get an autographed card (printed autograph from Chiefs PR at least) or something. I didn't expect much or really care.

Weeks went by and nothing. Months went by and nothing. I believe everyone else in class received something in return from either the figure themselves or their PR department.

So to sum up. FUCK GREG HILL. YOU OWE ME A STUFFED FROG AND ONE HELL OF AN APOLOGY.

We had to send a letter to a celebrity and see if we got a letter back. Fuck Dustin Diamond. LMAO

[lcarus]

We had to send a letter to a celebrity and see if we got a letter back. Fuck Dustin Diamond. LMAO

LMAO

[lcarus]

I knew i should have sent mine to Pellom McDaniels.

[Bowser]

We had to send a letter to a celebrity and see if we got a letter back. Fuck Dustin Diamond. LMAO

ROFL

He was too busy laying pipe to his co-stars and doing mounds of blow to return some pissant's letter. Apparently.

[The Franchise]

ROFL

He was too busy laying pipe to his co-stars and doing mounds of blow to return some pissant's letter. Apparently.

Apparently.....fucking dickhead. I want to say that I was like 10 or 11. Obviously Saved by the Bell was huge back then. I knew I should have written a letter to Kelly like I wanted too. Pages might have been stuck together though. :evil:

[lcarus]

I should also point out that I was in a large class. Most of the other kids sent theirs to the big name Chiefs players like DT, Marcus Allen, etc. Even as a 10 year old I had the decency to consider a young rookie's feelings. I thought "Gee all these big name guys get all kinds of love from kids and fans. I bet this rookie who is in a new city would appreciate a little love." And how did he repay me? By making me the only fucker in class who didn't get anything in return. Which made me stick out and then people started asking me "Why did you send yours to Greg Hill?" GOOD QUESTION FUCKFACES.

[lcarus]

And the reason I bring up Pellom McDaniels is because we were at KCI one day when the Chiefs were leaving for Miami. I met a lot of the players there and Pellom was by far the nicest guy.

[gblowfish]

Bring back Toasty Warfield, Crispy Bartee and Dexter McNugget!

[lcarus]

Bring back Toasty Warfield, Crispy Bartee and Dexter McNugget!

They go good with James Tasty

[Sully]

David Whitfield

[lcarus]

Darren Mickell

[lcarus]

I can't wait until 2025 when I can put "Steve Gregory" on one of these and everyone will go "who the F..."

[srvy]

James Hadnot

[jallmon]

Steve Bono

[Ebolapox]

So.... is he hurt badly?