So my wife. ...

[FlaChief58]

runs a pet sitting business. We take in animals for people who are going out of town or just need someone to watch their animals. Right now we have this dog named Maggie for the weekend. The money is good, but this particular dog can't stand men. I am no exception. I normally get along with every dog that comes through our doors. But not this little bitch. My wife thinks it's somehow my fault that this dog is continuously barking at me and anytime I am close to her she acts like she is going to attack me. Am I wrong for never wanting this demon hound to ever come back?

[Predarat]

This one is easy, put out a bowl of anti-freeze.

[FlaChief58]

This one is easy, put out a bowl of anti-freeze.

I thought of that, but it's bad for business

[Stewie]

Go all "Wayne Brady" on the bitch (the dog, not your wife)! :)

[Donger]

Screw the dog and slap the wife.

[Donger]

Wait, I got that backwards.

[FlaChief58]

Screw the dog and slap the wife.

I can't get close to the dog and my wifes not into that

[FlaChief58]

Wait, I got that backwards.

see my last post

[TribalElder]

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[CaliforniaChief]

Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.

[TribalElder]

Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.

it is disappoint

[Discuss Thrower]

Mom's dog is the same way. She runs like fuck away from men and sometimes women she doesn't know.. But she's still afraid of me after 5 years. Mom thinks she was abused before we got her from a lady whom rescues dogs.

I'm tired of her shit personally because she'll be friendly as long as you're seated. She also whizzes on carpet every chance she gets.

[Sassy Squatch]

Mom's dog is the same way. She runs like fuck away from men and sometimes women she doesn't know.. But she's still afraid of me after 5 years. Mom thinks she was abused before we got her from a lady whom rescues dogs.

I'm tired of her shit personally because she'll be friendly as long as you're seated. She also whizzes on carpet every chance she gets.
Probably why she got her ass beat.

[Kman34]

Meat underwear. You'll be friends forever

[eDave]

Take the money.

[cosmo20002]

Try some peanut butter

[Why Not?]

Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.

Or at least pics

[Saccopoo]

Any thread title that starts "So my wife..." needs a little more burst, IMO.

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[-King-]

see my last post

LMAOLMAO

[cmh6476]

sorry bout that

[Coochie liquor]

I'd sell the dog to the Vietnamese joint up the street. $$

[Buck]

Can you make a living doing that job? I was thinking that would be something I'd like to do today.

[sd4chiefs]

Have your Wife put the little shit into a dog crate. If she does not have she needs to get one.

[listopencil]

Try buying a small bag of treats. Keep them on you or in some personal space of yours (glove compartment, dresser drawer, etc.) so that the dog only associates them with you. Talk nicely to the dog, toss a treat on the floor in front of it then walk away. Repeat this over a period of time (one to three days) until it comes up to you begging for treats. At that point you should be able to handle it intuitively. From then on every time the dog is dropped off give it a treat and talk nicely to it the first time it sees you.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Try buying a small bag of treats. Keep them on you or in some personal space of yours (glove compartment, dresser drawer, etc.) so that the dog only associates them with you. Talk nicely to the dog, toss a treat on the floor in front of it then walk away. Repeat this over a period of time (one to three days) until it comes up to you begging for treats. At that point you should be able to handle it intuitively. From then on every time the dog is dropped off give it a treat and talk nicely to it the first time it sees you.

This is BULLSHIT ! Put that little shit dog in a crate like SD4chiefs said. And then put the crate in a closet . Or the attic !

[Psyko Tek]

SUPER SOAKER
or nerf guns get a Vig, they shoot little Frisbees and they hurt

[FlaChief58]

Can you make a living doing that job? I was thinking that would be something I'd like to do today.

We do pretty well with it as a side business. At $25 a night, it can be well worth your while if you have enough customers

[FlaChief58]

Update: I went over to a buddies house last night for some relaxation and time away from the dog. When I got home the wife was nowhere to be found. I called her and she informed me that the hellhound had snapped at her so she decided to take it home where the dog is more comfortable and she can still check up on it twice a day. I guess it wasn't me after all

[BullJunkandIron]

What is the dogs name?

[FlaChief58]

[ QUOTE=Armadillo Skin;10789814]What is the dogs name?[/QUOTE]

I called her Satan's spawn, her owner calls her Maggie

[milkman]

I called her Satan's spawn, her owner calls her Maggie

Cujo

[Braincase]

Spend more time on foreplay.

[Tombstone RJ]

runs a pet sitting business. We take in animals for people who are going out of town or just need someone to watch their animals. Right now we have this dog named Maggie for the weekend. The money is good, but this particular dog can't stand men. I am no exception. I normally get along with every dog that comes through our doors. But not this little bitch. My wife thinks it's somehow my fault that this dog is continuously barking at me and anytime I am close to her she acts like she is going to attack me. Am I wrong for never wanting this demon hound to ever come back?

give Maggie treats like that bacon stuff... a way to a dog's heart is through her stomach, amirite?

[FlaChief58]

Spend more time on foreplay.

I already told you, I can't get that close to the dog

[KCrockaholic]

Are you guys sure you thoroughly understand dog behavior, and how to work with them?

[FlaChief58]

Crockaholic;10790299]Are you guys sure you thoroughly understand dog behavior, and how to work with them?

yeah, we've had hundreds of dogs here and although there have been some difficult ones we have never had anything like this. This dog is just psycho.

just FYI we are a non caged sitter. the dogs pretty much have the run of the backyard which is fenced in and come in when we are at home. we treat them like they are our own, so it's very important to us that they get along well with others

[KCrockaholic]

yeah, we've had hundreds of dogs here and although there have been some difficult ones we have never had anything like this. This dog is just psycho.

just FYI we are a non caged sitter. the dogs pretty much have the run of the backyard which is fenced in and come in when we are at home. we treat them like they are our own, so it's very important to us that they get along well with others

Ok.

[Dragonocho]

It's only acceptable to suggest anti- freeze for humans on CP, but the thought crossed my mind...