Does anyone get laid in this city?

[xztop123]

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

[Kyle DeLexus]

You got game.

[Saccopoo]

See these two threads for dating advice:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285421

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285436

[Dayze]

it depends.

how firm is your line on the herpes situation?

[|Zach|]

Every single weekend for the past two years?

You need a radically different approach.

[Eleazar]

go out with Jim Jones

[Gonzo]

It might be because of your semi-colon. Dude, go get that waxed.

[WhiteWhale]

PUA ROFL

[JoeyChuckles]

Did you even neg her bro?

[WhawhaWhat]

PUA attempted

PUA failed.

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13613444771984773266.GIF

[blaise]

I think you have to actually go up and talk to the women first.

[R8RFAN]

If you become Bisexual it will double your chances of getting a date

[scho63]

So let me do a little calculation:

Every weekend for 2 years = 1.5 days AVG / weekend x 50 weeks AVG x 2 Yrs = 150 times

150 times out x $50 per average bill = $7,500 spent trying to get laid with little to no success

One word of advice my friend: ESCORTS!!! :D

[Chief_For_Life58]

lol just off urself already beta we don't want you continuing in the gene pool

[Why Not?]

I think OP is trolling. You would have to try to not get laid for two years.

[cwhocares]

"2 years"?
The definition of insanity: Doing exactly the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Get a wing man who knows what he's doing and watch and learn.

[Demonpenz]

Consider it an education that your game sucks. Use your time to get into the top 99% of Status, Money, or charity. Obviously you will never have the learning ability to get into the top 99% of social skills.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Trollolololol

[MahiMike]

Go hogging!

[tecumseh]

What's that smell?

[xztop123]

See these two threads for dating advice:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285421

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285436

Dating advice. Be popular, have access to parties (where approaching women isn't creepy)

Have a masculine jawline and be over 6 foot with a large bone structure and no visible hairloss.

[xztop123]

"2 years"?
The definition of insanity: Doing exactly the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Get a wing man who knows what he's doing and watch and learn.

Can I get one here?

[xztop123]

I think you have to actually go up and talk to the women first.

I tried everything dude. I've approached maybe 2,000 girls or something

I once tried to AMOG(steal a girl away) from Jamaal Charles while he was talking to her.

I actually successfully pulled a girl away from a picnic table at "Jones Pool" who was sitting next to former safety Tysyn Hartman. She kept commenting that she loved my small facial features (no troll, i think she was a lesbian and dug my lack of masculinity)

[Donger]

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

http://livingincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/this-lo-pan-character.jpg

[sedated]

Do less.

<img src="http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2008_Forgetting_Sarah_Marshall/008FSM_Paul_Rud_001.jpg" width=400>

[Halfcan]

I tried everything dude. I've approached maybe 2,000 girls or something

I once tried to AMOG(steal a girl away) from Jamaal Charles while he was talking to her.

I actually successfully pulled a girl away from a picnic table at "Jones Pool" who was sitting next to former safety Tysyn Hartman. She kept commenting that she loved my small facial features (no troll, i think she was a lesbian and dug my lack of masculinity)

:huh:

[Canofbier]

Consider it an education that your game sucks. Use your time to get into the top 99% of Status, Money, or charity. Obviously you will never have the learning ability to get into the top 99% of social skills.

Yeah - ladies are really into people who are better than the very worst at one thing!

I tried everything dude. I've approached maybe 2,000 girls or something

I once tried to AMOG(steal a girl away) from Jamaal Charles while he was talking to her.

I actually successfully pulled a girl away from a picnic table at "Jones Pool" who was sitting next to former safety Tysyn Hartman. She kept commenting that she loved my small facial features (no troll, i think she was a lesbian and dug my lack of masculinity)

This has to be a troll thread, right?

In the event that it's not, it sounds like you need to stop focusing on how to seduce women and focus more on making yourself into someone who doesn't need to trick women into sleeping with him.

[Why Not?]

This is definitely a troll thread. OP got some this weekend and is just ****ing w you guys.

[Bowser]

Nobody has sex in flyover states

[Clyde Frog]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/26/article-2639671-1E2AA4A700000578-222_634x482.jpg

[Graystoke]

Showing my ignorance here, but what is a PUA?

[Donger]

Showing my ignorance here, but what is a PUA?

I think it's "Put Up Ass"

[Kyle DeLexus]

Showing my ignorance here, but what is a PUA?

Pickup Artist

[Bowser]

Showing my ignorance here, but what is a PUA?

Penis Under Anus

[Raiderhater]

Personal Uterus Agitator

[Graystoke]

Penis Under Arrest

[gblowfish]

I get laid, and I'm 55 and been married for 20 years.
You need to step up your game, young man....

[Pepe Silvia]

http://livingincinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/this-lo-pan-character.jpg

ROFL

[xztop123]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/26/article-2639671-1E2AA4A700000578-222_634x482.jpg

no this idiot never talked to girls he just cried himself to sleep.

im out trying to meet women.

[xztop123]

ITT a bunch of bald beer belly guys in nascar cutoff shirts from Raytown telling me how easy it is to get "pussy"

[C3HIEF3S]

Just slip her some antifreeze

[el borracho]

xztop:dating::Chiefs:playoffs

[WhiteWhale]

Obvious troll is obvious.

I like this thread.

[Raiderhater]

ITT a bunch of bald beer belly guys in nascar cutoff shirts from Raytown telling me how easy it is to get "pussy"

You started the thread.

[WhiteWhale]

ITT a bunch of bald beer belly guys in nascar cutoff shirts from Raytown telling me how easy it is to get "pussy"

I'm not bald!

[eDave]

You are ugly. Ugly guys need to hit on the ugly girls.

Know your place.

[xztop123]

I dont see whats trolling about this.

I guess its rare to meet a guy who openly admits to not getting laid. Even my retarded middle eastern friends will jump to proclaim they get mad bitches, when other judgmental men are around

[xztop123]

You are ugly. Ugly guys need to hit on the ugly girls.

Know your place.

I've been entertaining this possibility lately. I am texting a lot of my numbers asking them if this is infact the case. They don't seem to want to respond.

[KCrockaholic]

You've talking to 2,000 girls in the last 2 years and couldn't close even once? Time for a new hobby.

[BWillie]

I found using the internet to date women was the easiest thing in the world. I have very little game in a bar situation. If you use the internet it doesnt really matter if u cant talk t women. If you are attractive you get dates.

[Pepe Silvia]

You've talking to 2,000 girls in the last 2 years and couldn't close even once? Time for a new hobby.

He must look like Ron Perlman.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I am not, nor am I getting any out in the country. It's nice guy syndrome. :huh:

[Anyong Bluth]

Every single weekend for the past two years?

You need a radically different approach.

Payment is not an approach.

[Anyong Bluth]

Dating advice. Be popular, have access to parties (where approaching women isn't creepy)

Have a masculine jawline and be over 6 foot with a large bone structure and no visible hairloss.

Who told you about me?

[NewChief]

I've been entertaining this possibility lately. I am texting a lot of my numbers asking them if this is infact the case. They don't seem to want to respond.

Post up a pic, bro. We'll be honest with you. Just ask hometeam. We gave him lots of good feedback on his tattoo.

[Coogs]

Need to get a little drunk. Target a gal who is a little drunk herself. Sit down and make out with her for a bit... Before any conversation. Then strike up a casual conversation on her views on female mastrubation. If she engages in the conversation, you should be able to close the dea.....

Wait. Never mind. That's been tried before with no success.

I've got nothin'

[Deberg_1990]

What's wrong with you guys? If I was young and single , I'd be pulling from Facebook every night.

[NewChief]

What's wrong with you guys? If I was young and single , I'd be pulling from Facebook every night.

No shit. I'm old and have kids. Every time I go out without my wife, I have to beat the chicks off of me and constantly mention the fact that I'm married with kids. I think a wedding ring might be like an aphrodisiac for some of them, though.

[BWillie]

Need to get a little drunk. Target a gal who is a little drunk herself. Sit down and make out with her for a bit... Before any conversation. Then strike up a casual conversation on her views on female mastrubation. If she engages in the conversation, you should be able to close the dea.....

Wait. Never mind. That's been tried before with no success.

I've got nothin'

Honestly probably decent advice. In situations like this and with drunk girls, it doesn't really matter that much how you look. Basically in a bar or club like atmosphere, it is extremely beneficial to be either really really tall, or just be very very outgoing and just talk and introduce yourself to EVERYONE.

[srvy]

Jim Jones has resurfaced.

[Saccopoo]

Dating advice. Be popular, have access to parties (where approaching women isn't creepy)

Have a masculine jawline and be over 6 foot with a large bone structure and no visible hairloss.

Eh...not really.

I've seen some really dorky dudes pull amazing ass. Shit they had no right in getting on any level.

When it comes down to it, it's more about the Spencerian conceptualization of natural law.

Be confident, be the man.

Don't be a pussy.

Girls already have one. They don't want another.

[Saccopoo]

Post up a pic, bro. We'll be honest with you. Just ask hometeam. We gave him lots of good feedback on his tattoo.

http://blog.zixcorp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1.-Liz-lemon-Oh-No.gif

[xztop123]

I am not, nor am I getting any out in the country. It's nice guy syndrome. :huh:

I am getting constantly told im too much of an asshole`

[eDave]

I am getting constantly told im too much of an asshole`

Well, there you go.

/thread

[xztop123]

Eh...not really.

I've seen some really dorky dudes pull amazing ass. Shit they had no right in getting on any level.

When it comes down to it, it's more about the Spencerian conceptualization of natural law.

Be confident, be the man.

Don't be a pussy.

Girls already have one. They don't want another.


You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/June72013215_zps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0503_zps2cc5e430.jpg

[xztop123]

Well, there you go.

/thread

I think girls will generally look for an excuse why she doesn't like you when it's really that she doesn't like your looks. Just my opinion. I had one girl pretend to have cancer so that she could break it off "easily" to me to leave her alone

[Bowser]

Leading with "It's been two years since I've gotten laid!" when you meet a girl probably isn't doing you much good, either.

[hometeam]

awww shiiiiiiii :popcorn:

[ThaVirus]

You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/June72013215_zps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0503_zps2cc5e430.jpg

You look like a douche.

[ThaVirus]

You look like a douche.

Just kidding. That was rude.

[Saccopoo]

You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/June72013215_zps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0503_zps2cc5e430.jpg

Kill the beard attempt.

Honestly...it's horrific.

You are a decent looking dude.

Other than that, I don't know what to tell you. I don't hang with you, so I don't know if you act like a spaz or are just trying to be a nice guy with the girls and aren't aggressive enough.

As stated, you need to look at this from a pure biological perspective.

It's either you or that douche nozzle trying to hit on the same girl.

Second place is first place loser. She's the finish line. You are running a 9.43. The other guy is a fat ass.

[xztop123]

Sacc what happens when a taller better looking guy with a better job is hitting on the same girl as i am

[Why Not?]

Just kidding. That was rude.

Perhaps. But it was funny as hell

[bdj23]

Sacc what happens when a taller better looking guy with a better job is hitting on the same girl as i am

On to the next one... You looking for love or just sex?

[Buzz]

you smell funny. try taking a bath and brush your teeth, you dress and act like a gangster, grow up?

[xztop123]

texting girls is a crucial element. It's a very strange science but i have a feeling that the guys who get laid a lot are masters at it

[listopencil]

ITT a bunch of bald beer belly guys in nascar cutoff shirts from Raytown telling me how easy it is to get "pussy"

And they're getting more action than you.

[listopencil]

You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/June72013215_zps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0503_zps2cc5e430.jpg


Get a decent haircut, wear less conspicuous jewelry and shave that facial growth. You look creepy as fuck.

[listopencil]

Also relax that serial killer smile a bit without going into angry emo brooder look. Rest your face somewhere between those two pics.

[bdj23]

Yeah.. I'd ditch that chin strap and wife beater. It looks scummy as hell..

[Buzz]

pull your pants up and get a job?

[Saccopoo]

Sacc what happens when a taller better looking guy with a better job is hitting on the same girl as i am

You lose.

And then you go to Option 2.

Then 3.

Then 4.

Then 5.

Then whatever.

Or you can just decide to kick that more rich, better looking guy in the nuts and take that chick for yourself because he's a ****ing tool and you own his ass up and down and you and she know it and you will take her back to your place and do shit to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal.

[Stanley Nickels]

Wait, hold up.. I think there might be a misunderstanding. Do you get laid elsewhere? Are you saying there's some sort of Kansas City Chastity Belt effect that keeps you from getting laid in this city?

[srvy]

And way down at the bottom is option #100. Come to CP and whine how you cant get any pussy. Then post a pic with your rat face whiskers and carnival prize jewelry and a beater. You want a reason why your not scoring? Study those pics ya sent then change your life dude!

[xztop123]

the other day at First Fridays an artsy girl has her friend ask me if she thinks shes cute (initiated convo with me)

I said yes.. talked to her, got her number and then kissed her.... Been texting her for 2 days and she wont meet up with me

[xztop123]

Also relax that serial killer smile a bit without going into angry emo brooder look. Rest your face somewhere between those two pics.

Hahhaha ok smirk

[Titty Meat]

Get a decent haircut, wear less conspicuous jewelry and shave that facial growth. You look creepy as ****.

LMAO

[bdj23]

It's been two days man... Maybe she is just busy? She is replying to you so there is at least a little interest. Maybe you are coming off as clingy? Bitches hate that shit.

[88TG88]

texting girls is a crucial element. It's a very strange science but i have a feeling that the guys who get laid a lot are masters at it

True, you gotta know when and how often to text. You can tell alot by how they reply as well.

If youre just trying to bust sign up on a dating site, theres plenty of desperate girls there

[ghak99]

the other day at First Fridays an artsy girl has her friend ask me if she thinks shes cute (initiated convo with me)

I said yes.. talked to her, got her number and then kissed her.... Been texting her for 2 days and she wont meet up with me

Did you happen to send her the second pic?

[Iconic]

X don't take anything anyone says on here personally.

I happen to reside in Baltimore MD. Practice a ton of pickup on campus and especially on weekends in the DC area.

Just curious but do you watch any of RSD's shit?

[xztop123]

this thread is both helpful and funny.

I do get told im "creepy" often

[xztop123]

X don't take anything anyone says on here personally.

I happen to reside in Baltimore MD. Practice a ton of pickup on campus and especially on weekends in the DC area.

Just curious but do you watch any of RSD's shit?

Yes but i dont agree with it. It gives you too much freedom. I need structure like Justin Wayne, Mystery or Sinn

its interesting that people associate RSD and simple pickup with PUA now, i consider them to be the 2 worst

[Saccopoo]

And way down at the bottom is option #100. Come to CP and whine how you cant get any pussy. Then post a pic with your rat face whiskers and carnival prize jewelry and a beater. You want a reason why your not scoring? Study those pics ya sent then change your life dude!

The obligatory:

Let's see your shit James Bond before you start busting on some dude with the massive balls to post his shit on this site.

[eDave]

Yes but i dont agree with it. It gives you too much freedom. I need structure like Justin Wayne, Mystery or Sinn

Fuck that shit. I get laid more when I am not trying to get laid. Think about that for a minute.

And stop texting her. If you are into that PUA shit, then stop. Become a mystery.

Fuck dude.

And yea. Clean yourself up. Ditch the facial hair, get rid of the Zac Efron haircut, as in pic 1, and buy some tasteful threads.

[Titty Meat]

PUA haha what a bunch of bullshit thinking women are a book thats your first mistake.

Some of its about setting and circumstances. You arent going to be pulling any poosnaps in Westport dressed like that unless you go to Buzzard Beach or maybe Riot Room.

Honestly if I saw you dressed like that in Westport I would think you are either Homeless or a drug addict.

But yea either create a positive and fun aura about yourself or be like Hootie and get trashed and try to bang the first fat chick you see.

[Iconic]

Yes but i dont agree with it. It gives you too much freedom. I need structure like Justin Wayne, Mystery or Sinn

its interesting that people associate RSD and simple pickup with PUA now, i consider them to be the 2 worst

So basically you don't like natural game.

I prefer a hybrid of both. Get confident, become a better person, so when the time comes and you want to approach that 10/10 HB you don't have guilty thoughts in the back of your head screaming "I can't do this shit, she's way out of my league?" That millisecond of hesitation is what causes most people to **** up.

Also if you're getting told that you're "creepy" that means you're not following social cues and being overly persistent.

[xztop123]

So basically you don't like natural game.

I prefer a hybrid of both. Get confident, become a better person, so when the time comes and you want to approach that 10/10 HB you don't have guilty thoughts in the back of your head screaming "I can't do this shit, she's way out of my league?" That millisecond of hesitation is what causes most people to **** up.

Also if you're getting told that you're "creepy" that means you're not following social cues and being overly persistent.

Cold approaching a girl as a general statement is not following social cues (unless you're a linebacker sized black guy at JCCC, then its completely socially expected)

[Titty Meat]

You have a small dick too so try this when you finally do get laid:

Wear a Magnum so she thinks you have a big cock then when it inevitably falls off inside of her explain the reason it did that is because she has a tight poon

[Iconic]

Cold approaching a girl as a general statement is not following social cues (unless you're a linebacker sized black guy at JCCC, then its completely socially expected)

Depends how you go about it.

Unless you're walking up to random chicks and asking them if you can sniff their panties a simple "Hi, I thought you were cute so I had to come talk to you" really isn't going to alert the creeper alarm.

As I said before, get confident and better yourself as a person and most of this will all start to come naturally.

[xztop123]

Depends how you go about it.

Unless you're walking up to random chicks and asking them if you can sniff their panties a simple "Hi, I thought you were cute so I had to come talk to you" really isn't going to alert the creeper alarm.

As I said before, get confident and better yourself as a person and most of this will all start to come naturally.

Yeah thats the one ive been using the most.

[TimBone]

Sacc what happens when a taller better looking guy with a better job is hitting on the same girl as i am

Slip him the ebola.

[Demonpenz]

The game is going to tilt in your favor in 10 years. Don't kill yourself and don't get married. You'll be good broskie.

[Kyle DeLexus]

You're more than welcome to meet me at westport this saturday. I will show you how much confidence means.. i have good looking wing's that do the same thing. I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.

heres me at PNL grabbing some girl and telling her to take a pic with me http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/June72013215_zps9da931a4.jpg

me today looking really unkept
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0503_zps2cc5e430.jpg

Pic 1. Some girl and her gay friend

Pic 2. Gay friend just killed said girl

[cwhocares]

Lose the jewelry, facial hair, wife beater and get your hair styled. Some decent threads would not hurt. Get the girl to talk about herself. Most generally they are just as nervous as you are and talking about themselves relaxes them. Inject into the conversation occasionally. You don't want to dominate. Listen to what they are saying and don't try to bullshit them.

[cwhocares]

A few push ups wouldn't hurt either.

[NewChief]

Judging from your comments in this thread:

It sounds like you're trying too hard. It also sounds like you're obvious in your employment of "pua" techniques. The end result is that you're coming off as creepy and someone who might be a little rapey.

I'm not one to criticize dress and style (I used to have white boy dreadlocks, rarely shower , and wear mostly vintage clothing and got laid a lot back then and constantly complimented on my look) because I think what's important there is whether you own it or not. That being said your style looks kind of predatory and I don't think that combines well with what I said earlier about your employment of PUA techniques.

Just some shit to consider.

[WhawhaWhat]

Download Tinder, practice texting with girls on that app. Don't use that wife beater photo as your pic though. Also Tinder can lead to some sex if you do meet up with them.

[xztop123]

Pic 1. Some girl and her gay friend

Pic 2. Gay friend just killed said girl

Yes I already explained in this thread that part of what is hurting me is my lack of masculinity facially. IE:I look like a fag

[KC native]

I think this city is a hard place to score girls, which is why i prefaced the post that way.



LMAO KC is easy as fuck to get laid.

[KC native]

Yes I already explained in this thread that part of what is hurting me is my lack of masculinity facially. IE:I look like a pillowbiter

Then shave your bullshit beard. That's not helping.

[xztop123]

Im curious to if the advice being given is on a theoretical or practical standpoint.

I dont know if you guys realize how hard it truly is.

I've had dates with girls where we were both laughing the entire time, she held my hand for a few minutes and even kissed me and then refused to respond to my texts/phone calls

[xztop123]

Then shave your bullshit beard. That's not helping.

It's worth a shot... i have tried it in the past, i look very wimpy Micheal cera w/out it http://i2.cdnds.net/13/04/618x424/michael_cera.jpg

[sedated]

A 5 o’clock shadow would be much better than that crusty beard.

A friend of a friend brought a PUA out with us one time. He did magic. The women all thought he was a creepy douche. But then again I hang out with an older crowd and never step foot in P&L.

[NewChief]

A 5 o’clock shadow would be much better than that crusty beard.

A friend of a friend brought a PUA out with us one time. He did magic. The women all thought he was a creepy douche. But then again I hang out with an older crowd and never step foot in P&L.

Yeah. I'm sure PUA's get laid all the time. I'm also sure that, to me, it's like becoming a snake oil salesman. If I had to rely on some stupid techniques and strategies to get laid, then I might feel different. Here was
My winning trick: be intelligent, be interesting, be comfortable in yourself, hit on chicks you genuinely might want to date and have actual interest in not ones who you're just trying to rent their baby canal for a break from your usual mastrbation.

[Demonpenz]

PUA helped me open. That's good. Then it takes a long as time to socially calibrate to what's weird and what's not. Like hours and hours and hours. It was evident that I played too much video games growing up and working on my sense of humor to actually be a confident rouge. I got crushed talking to people for 4 years. Everyday was a struggle to not to care and become a strong man on the inside. That coupled with the fact that the tides.tuen in your favor as men stay put in the character around you and I constantly grinded and got better little by little. I grinded hard core and came up with a decent combination that makes me strong enough that I am cool with or without girls. That in-turn makes interactions with girls better because they know I don't want anything from them. I already grew myself into a grown ass man I don't need a wet hole to validate my character. In life people die and you go through shit, you get resourceful, and that shit is a turn on for girls as well. There is no magic pill for confidence. It takes time. Learn how to change a tire, take dance leason, read lots of books, make money, spend time developing actual deep level friends ad not wingman. You get all this done over time you will be good. Unfortunately humans want their dessert first. They want the nookie before they choke down broccoli. Life is a tough bitch though you have to hustle and grind before you get rewards.

[KCUnited]

KC is a pretty easy town to get laid in, especially if you're in your 20's. After 30 it becomes a bit more difficult. Being on the cusp of the bible belt, a lot chicks get wifed up and start shitting kids out at an early age, limiting the pool. It's not like other progressive cities with a bunch of fit 30's/40's single, professional women who aren't divorced with kids running around.

I think the looks/employment thing is overblown in your 20's. You just have to adapt to the landscape. Most chicks aren't going down to Westport to find a husband, they just want to have fun. So be fun. Guys going out looking for pussy or looking for some kind of return on the OMG! $40 I spent, usually aren't that fun to be around. Guys that go out to simply have a good time typically give off a vibe chicks want to be around. Fun gets the panties dropped in my experience, looks/employment got them to stay around, which wasn't what I was looking for until 30.

[xztop123]

I actually need to get back out there and start talking to women. It's been about a month since me and the lady friend parted ways.. I haven't really tried to talk to any girl since.. I went bowling with some buddies Sunday night and this chick was flirting with me in front of her boyfriend (I guess that's what he was). That was kind of a confidence booster.

I live in Lawrence, and while they are hot... I'm kind of over hitting on KU chicks. I swear, there are no 27-32 year old single women in this town.

KU is easy mode. im in overland park, i doubt id be complaining if i lived there.

[NewChief]

Most chicks aren't going down to Westport to find a husband, they just want to have fun. So be fun. Guys going out looking for pussy or looking for some kind of return on the OMG! $40 I spent, usually aren't that fun to be around. Guys that go out to simply have a good time typically give off a vibe chicks want to be around. Fun gets the panties dropped in my experience, looks/employment got them to stay around, which wasn't what I was looking for until 30.

This is truth in my experience. I never went out specifically looking to hook up with chicks. I went to concerts to dance and see good music. I went to bars/parties to get drunk and be around my friends. In both situations, hooking up with a girl was an unexpected side effect of the other activities. Guys who are out specifically to try to score come off as disingenuous and predatory, imo. But hell... I'm old. Girls may have changed in the last 15 years or so.

[xztop123]

PUA helped me open. That's good. Then it takes a long as time to socially calibrate to what's weird and what's not. Like hours and hours and hours. It was evident that I played too much video games growing up and working on my sense of humor to actually be a confident rouge. I got crushed talking to people for 4 years. Everyday was a struggle to not to care and become a strong man on the inside. That coupled with the fact that the tides.tuen in your favor as men stay put in the character around you and I constantly grinded and got better little by little. I grinded hard core and came up with a decent combination that makes me strong enough that I am cool with or without girls. That in-turn makes interactions with girls better because they know I don't want anything from them. I already grew myself into a grown ass man I don't need a wet hole to validate my character. In life people die and you go through shit, you get resourceful, and that shit is a turn on for girls as well. There is no magic pill for confidence. It takes time. Learn how to change a tire, take dance leason, read lots of books, make money, spend time developing actual deep level friends ad not wingman. You get all this done over time you will be good. Unfortunately humans want their dessert first. They want the nookie before they choke down broccoli. Life is a tough bitch though you have to hustle and grind before you get rewards.


I disagree about that being a turn on for girls. A guy who is emotionally weathered is a biological TURN OFF. which is why being fun/life of the party is probably such a turn-on. Not because girls necessarily want a fun guy, but because it demonstrates that you haven't SUFFERED a lot in the past, and probably have an emotionally healthy mind

[ModSocks]

Not because girls necessarily want a fun guy, but because it demonstrates that you haven't SUFFERED a lot in the past, and probably have an emotionally healthy mind


Girls absolutely want a fun guy. It has nothing to do with suffering and everything to do with the fact that chicks that AREN'T broken don't want an emotionally broken dude because....well....that shit isn't fun. She doesn't care if you suffered in your past, she just wants to know that she doesn't have to coddle you and that you aren't going to be all clingy and jealous.

Generally, women like their men to be men.

[xztop123]

detoxing ive been on dates that were literally laughing from start to the end. girls kissed me. it was like complete fun fun fun, all sarcasm. making fun of things mixed with letting them talk/open up

What happened? they stopped returning my texts and phone calls. This is after making out with me in broad daylight in a public place.

[xztop123]

The truth is, the way to attract a girl is with money, popularity or some kind of very dominant feature such as an incredibly deep voice, broad shoulders, and powerful jawline (you can google the evolutionary studies on this)

An ovulating woman wants a masculine man. A non ovulating woman wants a provider (money/status)

Being fun and going out can probably land you a girl who is 1 point below you in looks (her relative value is low so hooking up with a guy based solely on fun is viable)

[xztop123]

Also check out my plastic surgery morph

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/jhh_zps044712de.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/unnamed4_zps3d278b74.jpg

[bdj23]

KU is easy mode. im in overland park, i doubt id be complaining if i lived there.

I'm not complaining. I'm just a few months from my 30th birthday so KU women are a bit young for me. I've spent my 20's having plenty of drunken meaningless sex.. That's not really what I want anymore. Sure, I won't turn it down. But I want something different.

[xztop123]

I'm not complaining. I'm just a few months from my 30th birthday so KU women are a bit young for me. I've spent my 20's having plenty of drunken meaningless sex.. That's not really what I want anymore. Sure, I won't turn it down. But I want something different.

Hard for me to grasp how a guy can just have drunken meaningless sex that easily and casually speak of it.

I was under the impression (i used to be a recluse) that all i had to do was go out and it would happen. I spent 2 years out of my house actively approaching women. I would estimate I've approached 2,000 (i have 300-400 numbers in my phone)

[bdj23]

I've partied pretty hard throughout my 20's.. It's bound to happen. I quit trying to meet women at the bar and tried a few online dating sites. Those also worked pretty well. Give that a try man. Women are just as horny as men.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I am getting constantly told im too much of an asshole`

Ah, well that is still better than being a nice guy. The one who gets the lion's share is the asshole with potential. That is not the same as a mere asshole.

[xztop123]

I've partied pretty hard throughout my 20's.. It's bound to happen. I quit trying to meet women at the bar and tried a few online dating sites. Those also worked pretty well. Give that a try man. Women are just as horny as men.

I have

I got a BJ from this tattoo artist 5/10 girl with bad breath

[Demonpenz]

I disagree about that being a turn on for girls. A guy who is emotionally weathered is a biological TURN OFF. which is why being fun/life of the party is probably such a turn-on. Not because girls necessarily want a fun guy, but because it demonstrates that you haven't SUFFERED a lot in the past, and probably have an emotionally healthy mind

once you get laid, you can disagree.

[bdj23]

I have

I got a BJ from this tattoo artist 5/10 girl with bad breath

Gotta learn to crawl before you can get walk? :shrug::shrug:

[ThaVirus]

I disagree about that being a turn on for girls. A guy who is emotionally weathered is a biological TURN OFF. which is why being fun/life of the party is probably such a turn-on. Not because girls necessarily want a fun guy, but because it demonstrates that you haven't SUFFERED a lot in the past, and probably have an emotionally healthy mind



detoxing ive been on dates that were literally laughing from start to the end. girls kissed me. it was like complete fun fun fun, all sarcasm. making fun of things mixed with letting them talk/open up

What happened? they stopped returning my texts and phone calls. This is after making out with me in broad daylight in a public place.



The truth is, the way to attract a girl is with money, popularity or some kind of very dominant feature such as an incredibly deep voice, broad shoulders, and powerful jawline (you can google the evolutionary studies on this)

An ovulating woman wants a masculine man. A non ovulating woman wants a provider (money/status)

Being fun and going out can probably land you a girl who is 1 point below you in looks (her relative value is low so hooking up with a guy based solely on fun is viable)


You haven't been laid in 2 years, motherfucker. You ain't allowed to come in hear disagreeing with sound advice. WE tell YOU what's good 'cause we're not rocking the dry nood.

[xztop123]

I dont think the common man fully appreciates how much a man's jaw effects every area of his life

Example of two equally douchey guys (one will be seen as a normal party kid and the other is a ****ing idiot who you want to punch)

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/thumbs/7B641675981052659283294105600_16f392cc0e3.4.8.8486106793705850697.mp4.jpg?versionId=lR.P7_NhHP1dgxgB w9FDML1ytqF1cbbf

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtmpYhLCYAE_rQV.jpg:large

[xztop123]

once you get laid, you can disagree.

Honestly though I dont think it really matters. The two guys i linked highlight how little personality will matter

the top kid could act like an asshole, a nice guy, a fun loving guy and the guy in the red could have full blown aspergers and still OBVIOUSLY do better

[KC native]

once you get laid, you can disagree.

LMAO

[KC native]

Honestly though I dont think it really matters. The two guys i linked highlight how little personality will matter

the top kid could act like an asshole, a nice guy, a fun loving guy and the guy in the red could have full blown aspergers and still OBVIOUSLY do better

Get over yourself.

I bet you're a clinger. A bar bitch doesn't want a thirsty guy.

[Demonpenz]

Honestly though I dont think it really matters. The two guys i linked highlight how little personality will matter

the top kid could act like an asshole, a nice guy, a fun loving guy and the guy in the red could have full blown aspergers and still OBVIOUSLY do better

Honest though. You could have all the pussy and money you wanted if you shut the fuck up and listen to advice and act on the advice given by Me, KCUnited, and some others. I know you want to run your mouth like you run shit, but that's you be fucking air right now. Think the game is burger king all having it your way N shit? Bitch please. You need bto check that non pussy fucking non anal tapping ego at the door. Come on in to the nice smelling palace of poon. Lets be honest your game is more snoopy land, and mines more timberwolf.

[KCUnited]

detoxing ive been on dates that were literally laughing from start to the end. girls kissed me. it was like complete fun fun fun, all sarcasm. making fun of things mixed with letting them talk/open up

What happened? they stopped returning my texts and phone calls. This is after making out with me in broad daylight in a public place.

Cassel graded out perfectly, guys.

[NewChief]

Honest though. You could have all the pussy and money you wanted if you shut the **** up and listen to advice and act on the advice given by Me, KCUnited, and some others. I know you want to run your mouth like you run shit, but that's you be ****ing air right now. Think the game is burger king all having it your way N shit? Bitch please. You need bto check that non pussy ****ing non anal tapping ego at the door. Come on in to the nice smelling palace of poon. Lets be honest your game is more snoopy land, and mines more timberwolf.

:eek:

ROFL

[ghak99]

ROFL

This isn't I fugged a tranny level shit, but it's getting close.

[xztop123]

Honest though. You could have all the pussy and money you wanted if you shut the **** up and listen to advice and act on the advice given by Me, KCUnited, and some others. I know you want to run your mouth like you run shit, but that's you be ****ing air right now. Think the game is burger king all having it your way N shit? Bitch please. You need bto check that non pussy ****ing non anal tapping ego at the door. Come on in to the nice smelling palace of poon. Lets be honest your game is more snoopy land, and mines more timberwolf.

The advice was to shave my face get new clothes and a haircut... and to have fun when i go out. In 2 years you dont think ive tried this? This shitty chinstrap is just another experiment. I've tried a lot of different stuff haha 2 years and 2,000 girls is a lot of time

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/122_zpsde123f93.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/016_zps2ac1c89c.jpg

[KC native]

The advice was to shave my face get new clothes and a haircut... and to have fun when i go out. In 2 years you dont think ive tried this? This shitty chinstrap is just another experiment. I've tried a lot of different stuff haha 2 years and 2,000 girls is a lot of time

Yea, you're a clinger.

I bet your typical texting interactions with women last about a week, maybe two.

[xztop123]

Yea, you're a clinger.

I bet your typical texting interactions with women last about a week, maybe two.

I probably am at heart but i force myself to just stop texting girls for a week at a time. Whenever I try to revive it, its usually too late and they are unwilling to respond

[hometeam]

The truth is, the way to attract a girl is with money, popularity or some kind of very dominant feature such as an incredibly deep voice, broad shoulders, and powerful jawline (you can google the evolutionary studies on this)

An ovulating woman wants a masculine man. A non ovulating woman wants a provider (money/status)

Being fun and going out can probably land you a girl who is 1 point below you in looks (her relative value is low so hooking up with a guy based solely on fun is viable)

This is why you are not getting laid. You think that shit matters. Make the bitch want you, that's all there is too it. Its all about PERSONALITY my man, and reading this thread tells me your lacking. You spend so much time worrying about what you don't have to get a girl with, that you go in scared. You cant go in scared, you have to go in knowing your gonna take that bitch home tonight.

And if that doesn't work, you can always fug a tranny.

[Halfcan]

The level of pathetic in this this is sad.

[jd1020]

Have you tried courting guys yet?

[KC native]

The level of pathetic in this this is hilarious.

FYP

[Demonpenz]

The advice was to shave my face get new clothes and a haircut... and to have fun when i go out. In 2 years you dont think ive tried this? This shitty chinstrap is just another experiment. I've tried a lot of different stuff haha 2 years and 2,000 girls is a lot of time

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/122_zpsde123f93.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/016_zps2ac1c89c.jpg

You are fine dude. You need more time to build character. People can feel character like some sixth sense type shit. Your attitude is like playing level one of super Mario brothers and being like. I need fireballs then I can beat the game. The truth is you have to get through all the levels first.

[xztop123]

This is why you are not getting laid. You think that shit matters. Make the bitch want you, that's all there is too it. Its all about PERSONALITY my man, and reading this thread tells me your lacking. You spend so much time worrying about what you don't have to get a girl with, that you go in scared. You cant go in scared, you have to go in knowing your gonna take that bitch home tonight.

And if that doesn't work, you can always fug a tranny.

I started with that idea in my mind. I went out and approached HUNDREDS of girls thinking that was the case. My current view on reality is the RESULT of my approaches not my initial hypothesis going in to it

[KC native]

You are fine dude. You need more time to build character. People can feel character like some sixth sense type shit. Your trying to beat Super Mario Brothers by thinking just the fireball suit will beat it alone, you still have to get through all the levels homie.

penz is a wise sage.

[xztop123]

You are fine dude. You need more time to build character. People can feel character like some sixth sense type shit. Your attitude is like playing level one of super Mario brothers and being like. I need fieeballs the I can beat the game. The truth is you have to get through all the levels first.

Decent analogy actually

How much character do you suppose Brody Jenner has? http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/database/brodyjenner/brodyjenner300.jpg

[Halfcan]

The advice was to shave my face get new clothes and a haircut... and to have fun when i go out. In 2 years you dont think ive tried this? This shitty chinstrap is just another experiment. I've tried a lot of different stuff haha 2 years and 2,000 girls is a lot of time

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/122_zpsde123f93.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/016_zps2ac1c89c.jpg

Looking forward to seeing the Photoshopped version of these pics. Should be good- the planet is very creative.

[Titty Meat]

You are a fuck boy

[Demonpenz]

Decent analogy actually

How much character do you suppose Brody Jenner has? http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/database/brodyjenner/brodyjenner300.jpg

Don't care about who that is. I care about guys blowing their heads off because they think some wet hole is going to make em happy. I take guys who want to learn, get them to a place where they can have some peace of mind that pussy or no pussy they will be aight. But I do some deep inner game type shit. Like real talk where bitches be crying because they want to make excuses and be kids n shit. You can fuck around with chin pubes and gold chains all day, but you want to get your brainwired for success get at me.

[xztop123]

There were two situations at college where the girls told me (they were not very cute girls) that they liked me because I aggressively hit on them, and it didn't happen to them often. And they liked how bold I was about it. But they were just not attracted to me (physically)

The girls best friend explained this to me in one instance because she wouldnt have been able to.

[Titty Meat]

KC is a pretty easy town to get laid in, especially if you're in your 20's. After 30 it becomes a bit more difficult. Being on the cusp of the bible belt, a lot chicks get wifed up and start shitting kids out at an early age, limiting the pool. It's not like other progressive cities with a bunch of fit 30's/40's single, professional women who aren't divorced with kids running around.

I think the looks/employment thing is overblown in your 20's. You just have to adapt to the landscape. Most chicks aren't going down to Westport to find a husband, they just want to have fun. So be fun. Guys going out looking for pussy or looking for some kind of return on the OMG! $40 I spent, usually aren't that fun to be around. Guys that go out to simply have a good time typically give off a vibe chicks want to be around. Fun gets the panties dropped in my experience, looks/employment got them to stay around, which wasn't what I was looking for until 30.

I said this earlier. Also living by Westport is alot of fun.

[xztop123]

Also I would never commit suicide over this. I would just get an xbox one and start jerking off regularly again. It's not that big of a deal. I'm just arguing what I've found to be true

[NewChief]

The advice was to shave my face get new clothes and a haircut... and to have fun when i go out. In 2 years you dont think ive tried this? This shitty chinstrap is just another experiment. I've tried a lot of different stuff haha 2 years and 2,000 girls is a lot of time

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/122_zpsde123f93.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/016_zps2ac1c89c.jpg

No homo, but you're not a bad looking guy. There must be something wrong with the way you're approaching girls or communicating with them.

[hometeam]

If my tattoo isn't shopped onto this kid within 30 minutes I have lost faith in CP.

[KC native]

You are a fuck boy

irony

[NewChief]

This is why you are not getting laid. You think that shit matters. Make the bitch want you, that's all there is too it. Its all about PERSONALITY my man, and reading this thread tells me your lacking. You spend so much time worrying about what you don't have to get a girl with, that you go in scared. You cant go in scared, you have to go in knowing your gonna take that bitch home tonight.

And if that doesn't work, you can always fug a tranny.

A sweet tat helps, too.

[xztop123]

No homo, but you're not a bad looking guy. There must be something wrong with the way you're approaching girls or communicating with them.

No one is listening. I never claimed to be bad looking.

I said I wasn't masculine. When a girl is looking for a hook-up she tends to be ovulating. Science has shown that when ovulating women try to find masculine men(which is why i have shitty facial hair, it's a sign of dimorphism.)

non ovulating women are not looking for a one night stand, they want a boyfriend type... These are the girls I have the best chance with, but fucking them is pretty hard

[KC native]

No homo, but you're not a bad looking guy. There must be something wrong with the way you're approaching girls or communicating with them.

He gives off a psycho clinger vibe from his posting.

[xztop123]

He gives off a psycho clinger vibe from his posting.

I have also stated that I would be willing to buy anyone a beer if you wanted to come out and watch what I do.

[ghak99]

Looking forward to seeing the Photoshopped version of these pics. Should be good- the planet is very creative.

They've already been fistied and the girls drink replaced with the purple dildo, but fuck, what's the point.

[Titty Meat]

Hes a good looking guy maybe hangout with some attractive girls instead of those ugly chicks in that pic and you'll become more desirable to women.

[KC native]

I have also stated that I would be willing to buy anyone a beer if you wanted to come out and watch what I do.

I don't think the approach is your problem. It's what you do after you open the door.

[Titty Meat]

irony

Irony is you giving out game being married to a fat chick and bragging about cheating on her with an escort.

[KC native]

Irony is you giving out game being married to a fat chick and bragging about cheating on her with an escort.

Do you think if you repeat this enough that people will believe you?

I'm also glad I don't have a public business page because of your past cowardly actions.

[xztop123]

well im going to go hit on girls. ill be back in about 4 hours

[KCUnited]

I said this earlier. Also living by Westport is alot of fun.

Yeah, I worked at a car wash, a liquor store, a library, along with various stretches of flat out unemployment and had relationships with women of various ages, income levels, social status, and beauty. Why? Because I was in it for the bands, booze, drugs, and bros and not worrying about my jaw line and how many days to let go by before I called.

I agree with Penz, this dude is fine, but if you're up there trying to guess fastball or changeup on every pitch, you're likely going down looking.

[NewChief]

well im going to go hit on girls. ill be back in about 4 hours

See. There's your problem. Your intent is far too clear and will come off as creepy/predatory. You need to go have fun for 4 hours drinking and hanging with your bros. Landing a girl will be a secondary benefit of this if things work out right.

[Titty Meat]

Do you think if you repeat this enough that people will believe you?

I'm also glad I don't have a public business page because of your past cowardly actions.

Everyone already knows youre a loser

[KC native]

Everyone already knows youre a loser

says the GED holder that lives with his parents.

[Graystoke]

No one is listening. I never claimed to be bad looking.

I said I wasn't masculine. When a girl is looking for a hook-up she tends to be ovulating. Science has shown that when ovulating women try to find masculine men(which is why i have shitty facial hair, it's a sign of dimorphism.)

non ovulating women are not looking for a one night stand, they want a boyfriend type... These are the girls I have the best chance with, but ****ing them is pretty hard

I cant believe I read through all this bullshit.
Masculine?
Shit man. Any dude call pull a hookup. Small dudes, fat dudes, bald dudes...doesn't matter
You try to hard. Pussy always comes, and its usually not to those who are in line with their plate out looking like they are starved.
You hungry? Just go out with the intent of having fun and being yourself

[Halfcan]

If my tattoo isn't shopped onto this kid within 30 minutes I have lost faith in CP.

;)

:D

[srvy]

Is that red hair?

Because if it is that could be the problem.

If its a masculinity problem start washing your jeans with a skoal can in the back pocket. Chicks dig a Skoal ring reminds them of a cowboy.

[ChiTown]

Laid? in KC? Not sense the late 80's...............

[Titty Meat]

Laid? in KC? Not sense the late 80's...............

Details

[TLO]

What in the hell is going on in here?

[Hammock Parties]

You look like white trash. Clean up your act, young man, or only white trash girls will be interested in you.

[Hammock Parties]

Another thing: you should absolutely, absolutely, one hundred percent sure, be clean shaven. And yes, you look better with short hair.

[Sygerrik]

well im going to go hit on girls. ill be back in about 4 hours

"I'm going to go slam my dick in a door repeatedly. I'll be back in about 4 hours"
"I'm going to go clean clogged toilets. I'll be back in about 4 hours"

In this entire thread you've not said one thing to indicate you enjoy any of this. You act as though you've been sentenced to a work camp, where the hard labor is hitting on women. Do you enjoy it, at all? Have you ever?

Do you even like women? Not asking if you're sexually attracted to females, do you enjoy their company? Do you want an emotional relationship with a woman, or do you just feel like you should have one, for whatever reason?

If you're not enjoying yourself, stop. Quit beating yourself up over all this, in the grand scheme of things it's a tempest in a teapot, and besides, your obvious desperation is more unattractive than any jawline.

Go buy a cheap motorcycle. Learn to ride it. Learn to fix it. If not that, something, anything to take your mind off dating for awhile.

And shave that god awful chinstrap. It looks like you tried to trap a muskrat with your face.

[Raiderhater]

I have to ask, do you have any friends that are girls? I mean just straight up genuine friends. Not girls you are trying to score with.

Or do you view all women as potential dick holsters?

[TLO]

Or do you view all women as potential dick holsters?

Let he who does not view women this way cast the first stone.

[Raiderhater]

Let he who does not view women this way cast the first stone.

All women?

[hometeam]

Not ALL women are potential dick holsters. Just all women worth being a dick holster.

Fat bitches and chicks that look like dudes can be friends.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Very Midnight Vulturesque. Sorry brah stealing some saps photos has been done over already on here.

[srvy]

"I'm going to go slam my dick in a door repeatedly. I'll be back in about 4 hours"
"I'm going to go clean clogged toilets. I'll be back in about 4 hours"

In this entire thread you've not said one thing to indicate you enjoy any of this. You act as though you've been sentenced to a work camp, where the hard labor is hitting on women. Do you enjoy it, at all? Have you ever?

Do you even like women? Not asking if you're sexually attracted to females, do you enjoy their company? Do you want an emotional relationship with a woman, or do you just feel like you should have one, for whatever reason?

If you're not enjoying yourself, stop. Quit beating yourself up over all this, in the grand scheme of things it's a tempest in a teapot, and besides, your obvious desperation is more unattractive than any jawline.

Go buy a cheap motorcycle. Learn to ride it. Learn to fix it. If not that, something, anything to take your mind off dating for awhile.

And shave that god awful chinstrap. It looks like you tried to trap a muskrat with your face.

This is the vibe im getting. The kid just looks at it as his mangoo receptacle. Not hard for the ladies to see trough this. Just go buy a pocket pussy and get over it.

[NewChief]

This is the vibe im getting. The kid just looks at it as his mangoo receptacle. Not hard for the ladies to see trough this. Just go buy a pocket pussy and get over it.

Yeah. Assuming he's for real, this seems to be the deal.

Taking what he says as accurate, he does okay in face-to-face, but then things fall apart in his text. I'd guess that his texts communicate his disdain for women in general and turn the girls off. He probably feels like he's being flirtatious, but it's not working.

[Katipan]

The lavender shirt bothers me more than anything else.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

This has been done here like dozens of times dude

[xztop123]

Is that red hair?

Because if it is that could be the problem.

If its a masculinity problem start washing your jeans with a skoal can in the back pocket. Chicks dig a Skoal ring reminds them of a cowboy.

You might have a solid point. It is auburn hair.

The thing is, a lot of my approaching is done at night and in a bar you can't tell if its red.

Any way im going to dye it and get it cut and shave my face.

I dont have ginger skin tone so i can pass with different hair colour.

[Titty Meat]

Yeah. Assuming he's for real, this seems to be the deal.

Taking what he says as accurate, he does okay in face-to-face, but then things fall apart in his text. I'd guess that his texts communicate his disdain for women in general and turn the girls off. He probably feels like he's being flirtatious, but it's not working.

You think he insults women in text? I could see him being clingy.

[NewChief]

You think he insults women in text? I could see him being clingy.

They say he's mean or an asshole after he starts talking to them for a while (I think I read that in the thread at least). He may not be directly insulting him, but I think they're inferring some insult from how he flirts.

[eDave]

They say he's mean or an asshole after he starts talking to them for a while (I think I read that in the thread at least). He may not be directly insulting him, but I think they're inferring some insult from how he flirts.

Probably the 'negging' thing that goes with the PUA mentality. Stupid, stupid shit.

[Raiderhater]

You might have a solid point. It is auburn hair.

The thing is, a lot of my approaching is done at night and in a bar you can't tell if its red.

Any way im going to dye it and get it cut and shave my face.

I dont have ginger skin tone so i can pass with different hair colour.

Dying your hair is a sign of masculinity for sure. :shake:

[Buzz]

So hitting on girls with a chip on your shoulder and looking like a punk doesn't get you laid, you don't say...

[xztop123]

Probably the 'negging' thing that goes with the PUA mentality. Stupid, stupid shit.

The concept of a neg is no different than what we learn in 1st grade about how it's retarded to go up to a girl and say "hi i like you"... that works in kindergarden but once a girl has become accustom to guys doing this to her, she starts being selective and, showing her disinterest, triggers her cat-string response to chase.

A lot of PUA is shit you learn as a kid, no kid older than 7 goes up to a girl and says "hey i just thought you were cute i wanted to meet you"

They've learned enough to know that you tease them at first, or rub snot on their arm.

[xztop123]

Dying your hair is a sign of masculinity for sure. :shake:

dumb reply. you could say the same about trimming my nose hair or cleaning up my pubes. Obviously I wont tell the girls I do it... Though some of the girls that still text with me I joke around with like "im wearing makeup today" or "i just went tanning and got pampered at the salon" ...

[Buzz]

home early, must have struck out again.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Watch out or the sleuths will expose you for this

[Coochie liquor]

Have you thought about saving your money and just masterbating??

[xztop123]

I guess a main problem is that i can only seem normal for a slotted time. If the girl is willing to hook up with me in that amount of time then im usually golden..

and i have had sex and gotten a few blowjobs.. i never said i hadnt

[xztop123]

Have you thought about saving your money and just masterbating??

ya

[Raiderhater]

dumb reply. you could say the same about trimming my nose hair or cleaning up my pubes. Obviously I wont tell the girls I do it... Though some of the girls that still text with me I joke around with like "im wearing makeup today" or "i just went tanning and got pampered at the salon" ...

Dying your hair is not the same as grooming.

Masculinity isn't just about jaw lines, it has a lot to do with being content with yourself.

[Buzz]

I guess a main problem is that i can only seem normal for a slotted time. If the girl is willing to hook up with me in that amount of time then im usually golden..

and i have had sex and gotten a few blowjobs.. i never said i hadnt


2 years ago?

[Coochie liquor]

You might have a solid point. It is auburn hair.

The thing is, a lot of my approaching is done at night and in a bar you can't tell if its red.

Any way im going to dye it and get it cut and shave my face.

I dont have ginger skin tone so i can pass with different hair colour.

Bullshit! Women actually like fingers. It's the most original hair color there is. Guys hate gingers cuz the ladies lean toward us a little more. It's originality! Anyways, just accent your good points, and maybe you'll be able to achieve enough game to close the deal!

[KCrockaholic]

You a beta faggot OP?

[eDave]

The concept of a neg is no different than what we learn in 1st grade about how it's retarded to go up to a girl and say "hi i like you"... that works in kindergarden but once a girl has become accustom to guys doing this to her, she starts being selective and, showing her disinterest, triggers her cat-string response to chase.

A lot of PUA is shit you learn as a kid, no kid older than 7 goes up to a girl and says "hey i just thought you were cute i wanted to meet you"

They've learned enough to know that you tease them at first, or rub snot on their arm.

Seems to be working just fine for you. :whackit:

I mean, it sounds like you suck at it.

Relax. Quit trying so hard.

[xztop123]

Bullshit! Women actually like fingers. It's the most original hair color there is. Guys hate gingers cuz the ladies lean toward us a little more. It's originality! Anyways, just accent your good points, and maybe you'll be able to achieve enough game to close the deal!

No gingers are being weeded out of existence. (true gingers with pale skin) sperm banks dont even accept them anymore

[TLO]

You look like a douche.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You guys are slipping. Figured some one would a exposed him by now.

[Nightfyre]

The best part of this thread was when he was asking the morman for dating advice. What did you think you would get out of that? "Best convert yourself to mormanism, then convert her to mormanism, then move to Utah and worship Alex, the second coming of Joseph Smith."

[Iconic]

Stop blaming your chin for why you aren't getting laid and watch this OP.

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[xztop123]

After being trolled by this forum to shave I have done it.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0548_zps65bfe030.jpg

Ran into a hot girl who i know ( who has a bf) and she told me that she liked me a lot better with facial hair.

[xztop123]

Stop blaming your chin for why you aren't getting laid and watch this OP.

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Hes selling a product.

[xztop123]

Iconic I've been doing PUA for 2 years. I can say for certain that I have talked to more or around as many girls in the past 2 years as any PUA coach.


There have been so many scenarios where I was taking girls around bars and they just straight up ditched me for better looking guys.

I am a seasoned vet in this shit, I could be teaching courses haha... I have many stories where I was rejected because of my looks and the girl picked a hotter guy

[Hammock Parties]

After being trolled by this forum to shave I have done it.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0548_zps65bfe030.jpg

Ran into a hot girl who i know ( who has a bf) and she told me that she liked me a lot better with facial hair.

Nope. You look better.

Step 2: Get a haircut and stop wearing baseball caps backwards. Christ.

Step 3: Trim eyebrows. Get your barber to do it.

[xztop123]

Im not sure about trimming eyebrows.
this is a guy the girls seem to love

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2012/03/15/21-jump-street-meet-dave-franco-james-franco-s-hot-brother/jcr:content/body/inlineimage.img.800.jpg/1331851798541.cached.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Im not sure about trimming eyebrows.


Ask your barber.

[srvy]

Get a fitted cap oh and by the way they put a bill on it for a reason. Turn it around Beib's. Wipe the smirk off the face. Losing the the chin strap helps. Baby steps!

Oh by the way there will always be a better looking guy so get used to it. Know your place.

[Hammock Parties]

Just stop wearing billed caps. You're not 17.

[Coochie liquor]

Nope. You look better.

Step 2: Get a haircut and stop wearing baseball caps backwards. Christ.

Step 3: Trim eyebrows. Get your barber to do it.

Not sure taking advise from another guy who prob rarely gets laid is a good idea. Ijs....
Kinda like asking Hellen Keller for directions on how to read!

[Hammock Parties]

Not sure taking advise from another guy who prob rarely gets laid is a good idea. Ijs....
Kinda like asking Hellen Keller for directions on how to read!

I get laid a lot more than I used to.

Also, anyone here will back me up on these fairly obvious self improvements he needs to make.

[xztop123]

Just stop wearing billed caps. You're not 17.

I've never posted my age. And im balding and also guys who are successful with 18-21 year old girls wear hats a lot

[TLO]

You look less like a douche now.

[Hammock Parties]

guys who are successful with 18-21 year old girls wear hats a lot

Stop this madness. :banghead:

[TLO]

I've never posted my age. And im balding and also guys who are successful with 18-21 year old girls wear hats a lot

There's a difference between wearing a hat, and wearing a flat billed hat

[KCrockaholic]

I've never posted my age. And im balding and also guys who are successful with 18-21 year old girls wear hats a lot

What the hell is this?

[NewChief]

Iconic I've been doing PUA for 2 years. I can say for certain that I have talked to more or around as many girls in the past 2 years as any PUA coach.


There have been so many scenarios where I was taking girls around bars and they just straight up ditched me for better looking guys.

I am a seasoned vet in this shit, I could be teaching courses haha... I have many stories where I was rejected because of my looks and the girl picked a hotter guy

Let's see. You haven't gotten laid in 2 years. You've been doing PUA lame bullshit for 2 years. Doesn't take a genius to see the problem. Ditch the lame gimmicks and try to be a genuine dude.

[Hammock Parties]

The minute you start trying to do silly things, like wearing a hat, to attract girls, you are failing.

What are you going to do, wear the hat 24/7?

No. So just...be yourself.

[bdj23]

Stop this madness. :banghead:

I wear a baseball cap almost every day.

[Hammock Parties]

I wear a baseball cap almost every day.

I'm sorry.

[bdj23]

I'm sorry.

...and I've had sex with more women than your nerdy ass ever will.

[TLO]

Shit just got real.

[KCrockaholic]

So we've decided flat bills are out. But baseball caps are still ok as long as they're bent?

Wait weren't we just telling the kid to quit worrying about little things and to be himself.

[bdj23]

Most women don't care about my hat - I've worn a a hat almost every day of my life. I've always been a hat person and I feel naked without it. Granted, I keep it clean and make sure it doesn't smell.. And obviously I don't wear it on dates or if I'm trying to make an impression.

But **** it, I have no problem wearing my STL cap out to the bars and talking to women.

[Hammock Parties]

So we've decided flat bills are out. But baseball caps are still ok as long as they're bent?

Wait weren't we just telling the kid to quit worrying about little things and to be himself.

If you want to attract a woman...if you want to take her out...don't wear a fucking baseball cap.

Unless you're going to a baseball game. Then it's OK.

Otherwise...cringe.

[srvy]

So we've decided flat bills are out. But baseball caps are still ok as long as they're bent?

Wait weren't we just telling the kid to quit worrying about little things and to be himself.

Some yes but majority want to quit acting and looking like a douche. Turn that hat around unless your catching a ball game. The flat bill thing is a kids thing to me looks stupid but im old.

[Titty Meat]

Has CP ever got someone laid?

[Hammock Parties]

Has CP ever got someone laid?

Yes.

[ThaVirus]

Me and luv are working on it.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Me and luv are working on it.

Gross

[Hammock Parties]

Me and luv are working on it.

She already boned two planeteers.

[Titty Meat]

She already boned two planeteers.

Who?

[Hammock Parties]

Who?

Moooo and ENDelt.

[Hootie]

you must not have a good personality

[KCrockaholic]

She play hard to get or does it just take a shot of tequila?

[Titty Meat]

Moooo and ENDelt.

Who the fuck are they