Whoa. WHOA.

[Direckshun]

"CP Varsity?!?"

When did this become a thing, and I want in.

[CoMoChief]

"CP Varsity?!?"

When did this become a thing, and I want in.

Too bad...you voted for Obama

[LoneWolf]

"CP Varsity?!?"

When did this become a thing, and I want in.

Rainman is the gatekeeper.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/9541ho/picture1002580/alternates/FREE_960/CHIEFSCAMP%20ME%20072314%20DRE%200088f.JPG

[Buzz]

Rainman is the gatekeeper.



No wonder Bob Dole doesn't answer my PM's! :banghead:

[Rain Man]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

[TimBone]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

All but the chick pic, I believe. I'm guessing that's the most important criteria, though.

[Anyong Bluth]

What is it?

[Rain Man]

What is it?

Status. That's what it is.

[007]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.Heh, I did all of that but I'm not going out of my way to prove it. :)

[Rain Man]

All but the chick pic, I believe. I'm guessing that's the most important criteria, though.

I guess you'll try a little harder next year. But you were close, so good job.

[Rain Man]

Heh, I did all of that but I'm not going out of my way to prove it. :)

Well, young man, you'll regret that attitude at the next CP bash when everyone else is walking around in their jackets.

[Terribilis]

Every team needs a good punter.

[Hootie]

I assume it's for users who donate an X amount of dollars.

[Dave Lane]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Hit me :)

[Dante84]

V

[Rain Man]

Heh. I was out for a couple of days and never even noticed the varsity designation on the side of my profile.

[007]

Well, young man, you'll regret that attitude at the next CP bash when everyone else is walking around in their jackets.I'll feel bad about it when you show up to one. :D

[007]

VThey return

[Dayze]

I'm much more dangerous on the scout team.

[RealSNR]

Not every kid gets a varsity letter, Direckshun

[-King-]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.
I got all of them except #3. Pretty sure I voted in 0 heats LMAO

[Dayze]

I got all of them except #3. Pretty sure I voted in 0 heats LMAO

I missed it by #3 as well.


there goes my full ride to get out of this town. Thanks Rain Man.
Now I'm stuck working in the factory.

[TimBone]

I missed it by #3 as well.


there goes my full ride to get out of this town. Thanks Rain Man.
Now I'm stuck working in the factory.

You could go walk on at Notre Dame. Speak to the priest at Holy Cross.

[TimBone]

I guess you'll try a little harder next year. But you were close, so good job.

I think this is bullshit. It's an easy requirement to fill. I should be able to post it here on the spot. cut a kid a break, Rain Man.

[Dayze]

You could go walk on at Notre Dame. Speak to the priest at Holy Cross.

I'll probably just get drunk on some shitty beer, drive to his house, and toss a brick with hand written note attached to it, trough the window


though I'm sure I"ll be guilt stricken about my actions.

[Dayze]

you could always place GoChiefs on the inactive, and put Flybone into the Varsity lineup.
I mean, after all, GoChiefs did get those Saturday school punishments for lingering around the mens locker room a bit longer than necessary.

[Direckshun]

I'm just going to ask here.

Can somebody link me to the new training camp thread?

[Direckshun]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2014/07-July/tempDL_009--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG?width=960&height=720

DeVito.

[TimBone]

you could always place GoChiefs on the inactive, and put Flybone into the Varsity lineup.
I mean, after all, GoChiefs did get those Saturday school punishments for lingering around the mens locker room a bit longer than necessary.

Yeah...Nobody likes some dude lingering in the men's locker room, 'cept Jim Jones. He seems to like that kind of ordeal.

[BigRedChief]

"CP Varsity?!?"

When did this become a thing, and I want in.Your not worthy.:harumph:

[loochy]

http://prod.images.chiefs.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/CHIEFS/assets/images/imported/KC/photos/clubimages/2014/07-July/tempDL_009--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG?width=960&height=720

DeVito.

wow, he looks lean as hell

[Halfcan]

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/9541ho/picture1002580/alternates/FREE_960/CHIEFSCAMP%20ME%20072314%20DRE%200088f.JPG

Looks like a couple of our QBs are holding hands in this pic. Love is in the air folks...

[bevischief]

Heh, I did all of that but I'm not going out of my way to prove it. :)

This.

[saphojunkie]

Heh, I did all of that but I'm not going out of my way to prove it. :)

6. Do you have such a desperate need for inclusion and status that you'll document all of this?

[gblowfish]

I smoked dope with DGB in a Columbia parking lot, and turned Michael Sam on to Bath and Beyond. Does that put me on the varsity?

[ChiTown]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Is there a JV insignia if you go 0 for the above 5?

[BigRedChief]

I smoked dope with DGB in a Columbia parking lot, and turned Michael Sam on to Bath and Beyond. Does that put me on the varsity?
Thats a pretty good case for a varsity letter.:)

[Rain Man]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Is there a JV insignia if you go 0 for the above 5?


Let me check with the KC Star.

[Rain Man]

I smoked dope with DGB in a Columbia parking lot, and turned Michael Sam on to Bath and Beyond. Does that put me on the varsity?

KC Star varsity. But that's still pretty good.

[AustinChief]

I assume it's for users who donate an X amount of dollars.

Nope, its all up to our Team Captain- Rainman.

[Donger]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

I'm pretty sure I qualify.

[Sully]

Anyone need a drink of water?

[AustinChief]

I'm pretty sure I qualify.

Get the Captain to say the word and as equipment manager I'll issue you a letter.

[Rain Man]

It sounds like donger, guru, and bevischief all qualify for letters.

[ChiTown]

It sounds like donger, guru, and bevischief all qualify for letters.

I just checked, I'll need something with training wheels for mine. Maybe there's a FR squad insignia........

[Anyong Bluth]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Is there a JV insignia if you go 0 for the above 5?

^

Should clearly be the 0-fer badge.
Sign me up, please.

[gblowfish]

Great, now I'm the "Rudy" of the CP.

Like I don't already have self esteem issues....

[ptlyon]

I believe everyone should get a trophy

[Rain Man]

Oh, and Dave Lane. And if flybone will post a pic in this thread of any of the following, let's give him one, too:

1. A group of three attractive women in bikinis on Spring Break, one of which is a redhead.
2. An attractive jogger wearing very short blue shorts.
3. A Pakistani woman preparing to participate in a wrestling match.
4. Any shot of Nicole Kidman from Eyes Wide Shut.
5. A screen cap from the beginning of the Drew Carey show where that very attractive but uncredited blonde woman is dancing in the chorus.

[Graystoke]

Wow.
And I thought Rain Man was cool before CP Varsity.

Mind Blown.
Does this mean he will get all the chicks in the CP Hallway?

[Rain Man]

Wow.
And I thought Rain Man was cool before CP Varsity.

Mind Blown.
Does this mean he will get all the chicks in the CP Hallway?


I'd already have them if I only had the courage to talk to them. But they're all so intimidating over there with their breasts and stuff.

[Graystoke]

I'd already have them if I only had the courage to talk to them. But they're all so intimidating over there with their breasts and stuff.

PM xztop123.
Word is playa

[Donger]

Get the Captain to say the word and as equipment manager I'll issue you a letter.

I can I pick which letter I get?

[RealSNR]

I voted in like, 10 of the SceneItAll polls. Other than that, I would certainly qualify.

Can I wear one with an asterisk next to it? Or maybe you could pretend to think that I met the 3rd criteria, but then some time later "investigate" my credentials and then retract my letter, like Reggie Bush's Heisman. That way I get to wear it for awhile and people still think of me as having one, but officially you're following the right protocol.

[AustinChief]

It sounds like donger, guru, and bevischief all qualify for letters.

Letters issued!

[AustinChief]

I can I pick which letter I get?

Letter jacket design is at the discretion of the Team Captain the current design is simply a placeholder until he finalizes one... I'm hoping for one with flames on it.

[AustinChief]

For those who fail to make the cut, feel free to talk to Katipan. I hear she is always in need of cheerleaders.

Current logo for that squad is below.
http://www.holehigh.com/cp_cheer.png

[Rain Man]

I voted in like, 10 of the SceneItAll polls. Other than that, I would certainly qualify.

Can I wear one with an asterisk next to it? Or maybe you could pretend to think that I met the 3rd criteria, but then some time later "investigate" my credentials and then retract my letter, like Reggie Bush's Heisman. That way I get to wear it for awhile and people still think of me as having one, but officially you're following the right protocol.

How on earth did you end up with so much casino cash?

[Donger]

For those who fail to make the cut, feel free to talk to Katipan. I hear she is always in need of cheerleaders.

Current logo for that squad is below.
http://www.holehigh.com/cp_cheer.png

Can't I do both? Promise not to look up her skirt.

[LoneWolf]

For those who fail to make the cut, feel free to talk to Katipan. I hear she is always in need of cheerleaders.

Current logo for that squad is below.
http://www.holehigh.com/cp_cheer.png

I think it is unfair to post the criteria for making varsity after the fact. I would so have done all of these things if it meant I could be on the ultra cool varsity team. :deevee:

[AustinChief]

Can't I do both? Promise not to look up her skirt.

That's all up to you and the respective Captains.. I am just the equipment manager.

[Dante84]

I want my CP Varsity letter logo - I believe I qualify.
:(

[Rain Man]

Can't I do both? Promise not to look up her skirt.


Unfortunately, that last statement alone is reason to reject you on general principle. A true varsity man would never make that promise.

[alpha_omega]

Damn, i thought i had been posting more of late, but i guess not....I don't even come close. oh well.

[Donger]

Unfortunately, that last statement alone is reason to reject you on general principle. A true varsity man would never make that promise.

But, but... I was lying! I'm going to look and take pictures.

[gblowfish]

Hey, you varsity guys want to buy some PEDs???

[TLO]

I believe I qualify for a letter.

[LoneWolf]

Can I at least get a participation trophy? I hear it is all the rage and I'm feeling very depressed that my hard work isn't being recognized even though I obviously suck whale shit as a poster.

[DaKCMan AP]

Membership qualifications for Team Awesome are much more stringent.

[BigRedChief]

Can I at least get a participation trophy? I hear it is all the rage and I'm feeling very depressed that my hard work isn't being recognized even though I obviously suck whale shit as a poster.You could be the clubhouse guy? The one who washes the jockes?;)

[LoneWolf]

Membership qualifications for Team Awesome are much more stringent.

Does it involve being a fan of the team that spawned Tim fucking Tebow?

[LoneWolf]

You could be the clubhouse guy? The one who washes the jockes?;)

Count me in.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2AwMhjeY0qjKZybr7Cvnx9VseQgoTBTsZ4nRjaYoceJq3B_bkQ06EKns

[TimBone]

Oh, and Dave Lane. And if flybone will post a pic in this thread of any of the following, let's give him one, too:

1. A group of three attractive women in bikinis on Spring Break, one of which is a redhead.
2. An attractive jogger wearing very short blue shorts.
3. A Pakistani woman preparing to participate in a wrestling match.
4. Any shot of Nicole Kidman from Eyes Wide Shut.
5. A screen cap from the beginning of the Drew Carey show where that very attractive but uncredited blonde woman is dancing in the chorus.

I'll gladly post pics of Nicole Kidman from Eyes Wide Shut. She looked amazing with the glasses.

NSFW in spoiler

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/06/numemyhu.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/06/ajahazas.jpg

[TimBone]

It was surprisingly difficult to find a trio of bikini'd women that included a redhead. Odd.

[Rain Man]

It was surprisingly difficult to find a trio of bikini'd women that included a redhead. Odd.

The internet needs to fix that.

And you can have a letter now.

[LoneWolf]

It was surprisingly difficult to find a trio of bikini'd women that included a redhead. Odd.

I thought for sure you would go for option number 2.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTs20RYmXFjXtbT-ex-hQLfOJSNfGnaV2WIX7cXmAs0cXqkjzzwfG5rrD6J

[TimBone]

I thought for sure you would go for option number 2.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTs20RYmXFjXtbT-ex-hQLfOJSNfGnaV2WIX7cXmAs0cXqkjzzwfG5rrD6J

Hahaha....I had a pic very similar to that, but I didn't want to disappoint RM.

[ChiTown]

I made the FR Team. :D

[Fire Me Boy!]

Heh. I was out for a couple of days and never even noticed the varsity designation on the side of my profile.

I don't see any designation on yours, maybe I'm missing it. What am I looking for?

[AustinChief]

I don't see any designation on yours, maybe I'm missing it. What am I looking for?

Won't show up in At Work mode. (under Full Featured mode it's beneath their avatar)

[AustinChief]

I made the FR Team. :D

You sure about that? :D

[Fire Me Boy!]

Won't show up in At Work mode. (under Full Featured mode it's beneath their avatar)

A-ha! Thank you. :thumb:

And FTR, I think this is some bullshit that I don't have a letter. :harumph:

[AustinChief]

A-ha! Thank you. :thumb:

And FTR, I think this is some bullshit that I don't have a letter. :harumph:

Don't talk to me about it! I don't have one either!

[Donger]

After re-reading the qualifications, I don't believe that I even remotely qualify.

[DaKCMan AP]

Does it involve being a fan of the team that spawned Tim fucking Tebow?

No, it does not require being a fan of Team Jesus.

[gblowfish]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

1) Well, since I'm at most of the home games, I know I showed up in all the road threads, and maybe a few home threads.
2) Yep.
3) Nope. But have participated in similar threads prior to that one.
4) Yep.
5) Yep.

Hey, 12 years in CP, been doing the "Ten Things" post-game list for probably ten of those years, over 25,000 posts, show up in the Royals threads all the time, show up in DC to the delight of some and dismay of others, started the "Important Florida News" thread, friends with FAX and FDE.

I think that's a pretty good body of work.

[AustinChief]

After re-reading the qualifications, I don't believe that I even remotely qualify.

Pretty sure the only true qualification is if you get picked by the Captain. The rest seem to be just "guidelines" he is using.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

1. Yes.
2. Yes, I believe so.
3. I conscientiously objected to the polls after an early out from a favorite. I think standing on principle is worth something here. I voted early, and I have participated in these before.
4. Obviously, yes.
5. I have 20+.

[Reaper16]

I'm too busy with theater rehearsals and the school newspaper for this varsity stuff.

[ChiTown]

You sure about that? :D

bastard:LOL:

[AustinChief]

bastard:LOL:

Don't worry, you can join the debate team with me. Chicks dig good debaters!

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm too busy with theater rehearsals and the school newspaper for this varsity stuff.

If you need me, I'll be in the home ec kitchen.

[hometeam]

If you need me, I'll be in the home ec kitchen.

Ill be right next door in the media center with my AV nerd buddies~

[Fire Me Boy!]

Don't worry, you can join the debate team with me. Chicks dig good debaters!

Only the chick debaters, man. Only the chick debaters.

[SLAG]

I believe I deserve one based on the fact that I once live streamed (in conjunction with arash) the impromptu Chiefs vs Dolphins game of 2005 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2769954

[Bugeater]

Heh, you're all scrubs on CP mobile.
Posted via Mobile Device

[ChiTown]

Don't worry, you can join the debate team with me. Chicks dig good debaters!

:D

[BigRedChief]

If you need me, I'll be in the home ec kitchen.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/07/7b/ab/077babacb53dba5372a24b1b247e2ec7.jpg

[morphius]

Is there a CP ISS group, for those that we'd probably be better off without, but we haven't come up with a good enough reason to expel them?

[DMAC]

Heh, fuckin queers. I'm going out to the parking lot to smoke a bowl.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Is there a CP ISS group, for those that we'd probably be better off without, but we haven't come up with a good enough reason to expel them?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=30

[Nzoner]

CP Varsity looks more like the math club to me

I'm with DMAC

[morphius]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=30
That looks more like the debate club, I'd say that ISS would probably be more like the pictures forum, but more people would want to join.

[Anyong Bluth]

Heh, fuckin queers. I'm going out to the parking lot to smoke a bowl.

Well,
http://media20.giphy.com/media/g5zvwUa9720pO/giphy.gif?w=320

[Donger]

CP Varsity looks more like the math club to me

I'm with DMAC

How did you quantify that?

[ModSocks]

Heh, ****in queers. I'm going out to the parking lot to smoke a bowl.

And i know who i'm hanging out with now.

[Katipan]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

[ModSocks]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

Are you trying to seduce me?

[Nzoner]

How did you quantify that?

:hmmm:

[hometeam]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

lets be pals

[Nzoner]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

Dogshit! :)

[Katipan]

I'm all about raising school spirit.

...

BOWLS zoner. Let's both pretend you've never seen pictures.

[Nzoner]

I'm all about raising school spirit.

...

BOWLS zoner. Let's both pretend you've never seen pictures.

Oh hell I was still in the parking lot with DMAC and his bowl

[Donger]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

What do dishes have to do with this?

[morphius]

I'm all about raising school spirit.

...

BOWLS zoner. Let's both pretend you've never seen pictures.
Heck, I haven't seen pictures, but bowls for what? Lab mice would walk away thirsty if they had to get their water from those bowls :P

[Katipan]

Heck, I haven't seen pictures, but bowls for what? Lab mice would walk away thirsty if they had to get their water from those bowls :P

Large mountains have deep valleys. Prone to flash flooding and fires.

Better you race your car on the salt flats. Sure there's an after taste and a slight burning of the eyes but at least you're not crushed under giant boulders or gored by a moose.

[007]

CP Varsity looks more like the math club to me

I'm with DMAC

How did you quantify that?

:LOL:

[Nightfyre]

So, an infinite number of CP varsity members walk into a bar. Rain man, the obvious first member, orders a beer. Donger, the second in, orders a half a beer. Guru walked up and asked for a quarter of a beer, but the bartender cut him off, poured two beers and said, "Easy fellas. Know your limits."

[Nightfyre]

On a side note, I can't figure out why people post so much in the game thread. There is so much over-reaction and tripe that it actually harms my gameday experience.

[Nzoner]

On a side note, I can't figure out why people post so much in the game thread. There is so much over-reaction and tripe that it actually harms my gameday experience.

:thumb:

[Fire Me Boy!]

So, an infinite number of CP varsity members walk into a bar. Rain man, the obvious first member, orders a beer. Donger, the second in, orders a half a beer. Guru walked up and asked for a quarter of a beer, but the bartender cut him off, poured two beers and said, "Easy fellas. Know your limits."


The varsity jocks need to show this guy the inside of a locker.

[crazycoffey]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowels.

Fyp

[007]

On a side note, I can't figure out why people post so much in the game thread. There is so much over-reaction and tripe that it actually harms my gameday experience.

Use the game chat. Much better experience.

[BigRedChief]

What the hell? Rainman is letting anyone on the Varsity team.
http://danceswithfat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/think-of-the-children.jpg

[crazycoffey]

Bet I'm not on it

[bevischief]

CP Varsity looks more like the math club to me

I'm with DMAC

Nzoner needs to be hooked up too.

[Anyong Bluth]

On a side note, I can't figure out why people post so much in the game thread. There is so much over-reaction and tripe that it actually harms my gameday experience.

Really? I think it's pretty much a written version of the same chatter and reactions you'd hear if you were a fly on the wall watching the game at Arrowhead or a busy sports bar.

[Anyong Bluth]

Nzoner needs to be hooked up too.

Now it's definitely getting cliquey.

[Kman34]

You Varsity dudes are sooooo cool......:thumb:

[Dante84]

Still waiting on mine :(

[Rain Man]

Still waiting on mine :(


Did you meet the requirements? Also, did you write your application essay?

[Gadzooks]

I for one would prefer to have no part of the Cock Pleasuring club.

BTW - Rain Man mentioned the following criteria:
1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

I imagine this to be the uniform:
http://tubegator.com/content/uploads/frau_hitler.jpg

[Dante84]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

1. Absolutely. I love the noon games where I don't even get out of bed, and end up staying there til 4 because Im still BS'ing in the game thread.
2. Definitely.
3. I participated, but did not keep count. I'm willing to bet so.
4. Yep
5. Yep

Not one to sing my own praises, but been jamming out on here for 5 years now, and almost 2k posts per year. My threads usually generate good conversation, even when they are de-berg-ish, which is rare. I'm quick to embed tweets and videos, and enjoy a good pun. I also encourage fellow posters to PIIHB often. My proudest work may have been in the "Curtis Got Slapped" thread.

[TimBone]

1. Absolutely. I love the noon games where I don't even get out of bed, and end up staying there til 4 because Im still BS'ing in the game thread.
2. Definitely.
3. I participated, but did not keep count. I'm willing to bet so.
4. Yep
5. Yep

Not one to sing my own praises, but been jamming out on here for 5 years now, and almost 2k posts per year. My threads usually generate good conversation, even when they are de-berg-ish, which is rare. I'm quick to embed tweets and videos, and enjoy a good pun. I also encourage fellow posters to PIIHB often. My proudest work may have been in the "Curtis Got Slapped" thread.

Yea, Dante has to be varsity.

[RINGLEADER]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.


I got all these covered except the SceneItAll tournament. Would a comment in that guy's AMA about sleeping with a tranny a couple weeks ago be enough to push me over the top?

[Nzoner]

Nzoner needs to be hooked up too.

Now it's definitely getting cliquey.

No,I don't even come close to meeting the criteria,enjoy the club.

[Katipan]

No,I don't even come close to meeting the criteria,enjoy the club.

Maybe you can be a cheerleader. Do you even know where they keep their hands during stunts??

[Nzoner]

Maybe you can be a cheerleader. Do you even know where they keep their hands during stunts??

...

[Anyong Bluth]

No,I don't even come close to meeting the criteria,enjoy the club.

That's ok. I was a non-starter from the word GO!

[wazu]

I'm only posting here to verify my Varsity status.

[wazu]

Oh well. Not the first time this has happened to me.

[Chiefshrink]

If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Which really reveals you don't have a life outside of CP.

Nothing personal Rain man;)

[Dave Lane]

I bet I have bigger, better, bowls.

Hey how did she get a meagaphone! Just like a woman always wanting bigger and girthier.

[Easy 6]

I meet or exceed all criteria, hook me up.

[TLO]

I meet or exceed all criteria, hook me up.

Same.

[Rain Man]

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

[The Franchise]

Wow....they're just letting ANYONE in now.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

Mr. Rain Man,

Consider for a moment: There are lots of different positions on every team, and you don't judge a RG by the accuracy of his passes. Your qualifications are geared toward finding quarterbacks and receivers, but what about your linemen and the special teamers? I may not be starter material, but I think I've proven my worth as a specialist.

Kindest regards,
Fried Meat Ball! (aka Fire Me Boy!)

[Dante84]

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

...Test-post to see if my letters have arrived...

Edit: damn.

[Easy 6]

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

:hmmm:

[Rain Man]

1. Yes.
2. Yes, I believe so.
3. I conscientiously objected to the polls after an early out from a favorite. I think standing on principle is worth something here. I voted early, and I have participated in these before.
4. Obviously, yes.
5. I have 20+.

Who was your favorite? This is going to be a key factor if you're seeking a waiver.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Who was your favorite? This is going to be a key factor if you're seeking a waiver.

Up.

While it would have eventually lost out to better films, violence and Nazis incorrectly beat out a tremendously well told coming of age story that made made me cry in the first 10 minutes.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10287675&postcount=15

[loochy]

...

http://www.onelifetees.com/406-1158-thickbox/insert-face-here.jpg

[Rain Man]

Up.

While it would have eventually lost out to better films, violence and Nazis incorrectly beat out a tremendously well told coming of age story that made made me cry in the first 10 minutes.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10287675&postcount=15


Yeah, that was a good one. I'll give you a pass for that one, but at the same time you should have stayed around to help other highly deserving scenes like the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene or Apollo 13's Failure is not an option scene.

[Donger]

highly deserving scenes like the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene

Trivia Time: The music from that scene is a cover of The Smith's Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want performed by The Dream Academy.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Yeah, that was a good one. I'll give you a pass for that one, but at the same time you should have stayed around to help other highly deserving scenes like the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene or Apollo 13's Failure is not an option scene.

So I'm in the cool club?

[LoneWolf]

Rain Man, if I promise to do your math homework all semester can I be a member of the cool kids club?

[Anyong Bluth]

So I'm in the cool club?

You're on CP...
Any other myths need clarification?

[digger]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes

[digger]

I for one would prefer to have no part of the Cock Pleasuring club.

BTW - Rain Man mentioned the following criteria:
1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

I imagine this to be the uniform:
Godwin's law

[Dante84]

Get the Captain to say the word and as equipment manager I'll issue you a letter.

Okay, it looks like Dante is in...

Hook it up, AC! Gotta get those letters on my jacket so the popular girls will give me handies.

[Rain Man]

So I'm in the cool club?

We need someone in the group for contrast, so yes.

[Rain Man]

Rain Man, if I promise to do your math homework all semester can I be a member of the cool kids club?

I like math. Would you consider doing my laundry?

[Rain Man]

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes

It sounds like you're in.

[AustinChief]

Hook it up, AC! Gotta get those letters on my jacket so the popular girls will give me handies.

Got it!

[digger]

It sounds like you're in.

Got it!

Thanks! :thumb:

[wazu]

I lettered! This may sound like a joke, but it's not. Can somebody please contract to make Chiefsplanet letter jackets? After bragging about this to my wife she asked cause she wants to wear mine.

[Coach]

Hmm....

I'd take one as CP Coach.

[Sorter]

I'd appreciate a CP QC letter

[BigRedChief]

I'd appreciate a CP QC letterYour a former "King of the N00bs! You don't need any more stinking titles.:harumph:

[RINGLEADER]

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

John Hughes celebrates the pointillist style in "Ferris Buehller's Day Off" when Cameron comes face-to-face with George Seurat’s painting “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte,” exposing the troubled teen to his fears that the closer one examines oneself, the less there is to see.

[Nzoner]

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

[007]

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

LMAO nice.

[Anyong Bluth]

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

We got a 1-A-O, c/o.

[bevischief]

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

So you are getting a bulls-eye then?

[Katipan]

For those who fail to make the cut, feel free to talk to Katipan. I hear she is always in need of cheerleaders.

Current logo for that squad is below.
http://www.holehigh.com/cp_cheer.png

Hole high . Com

Really, Austin?? LMAO

[ChiTown]

It's official, we're all gay.

Do we get a pay hike?

[AustinChief]

Hole high . Com

Really, Austin?? LMAO
Hate to disappoint your filthy imagination but... it was orignally a GOLF site. Hole high = http://i.word.com/idictionary/hole-high

Now its just a junk site for testing crap for various clients.

But I do like that our head cheerleader's dirty mind immediately goes there... well done!

[Donger]

Hate to disappoint your filthy imagination but... it was orignally a GOLF site. Hole high = http://i.word.com/idictionary/hole-high

Now its just a junk site for testing crap for various clients.

But I do like that our head cheerleader's dirty mind immediately goes there... well done!

LMAO

[ChiTown]

Hate to disappoint your filthy imagination but... it was orignally a GOLF site. Hole high = http://i.word.com/idictionary/hole-high

Now its just a junk site for testing crap for various clients.

But I do like that our head cheerleader's dirty mind immediately goes there... well done!

:LOL: - that. is. awesome!

[AustinChief]

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

[htismaqe]

If I ain't a part of it, it ain't worth being a part of.

Suck on that for a minute. Lollipop mutha fucka.

[Canofbier]

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

Hole high . Com

Really, Austin?? LMAO

QUEEN ME, KATTY!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KuvRRPq-AtY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Gadzooks]

QUEEN ME, KATTY!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KuvRRPq-AtY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/95/39/d9/9539d9f984afe7397a4a48a05d982a8c.jpg

[Rain Man]

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

Is that a challenge? I can make the varsity team harder to qualify for.

[Katipan]

Is that a challenge? I can make the varsity team harder to qualify for.


But can you make your team harder?

Im at work for a few more hours. Any emasculation will have to wait.

[Eleazar]

I submitted my first ever girly JPGs. Now I'm just hoping the coach will take pity on me for being a senior and not having a letter yet.

[RINGLEADER]

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

After editing that essay to exactly 50 words I see this.

I did tell Mia about it. She thought it was funny so there is that...

[Dartgod]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've done all that.

[DomerNKC]

WTH?

[Gadzooks]

WTH?
http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/1/1/2/5/1/original/not-sure-if-theyre-gay-or-frat-brothers.jpg

[bevischief]

:popcorn:

[BlackHelicopters]

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

I think I meet the criteria .

[LoneWolf]

But can you make your team harder?

Im at work for a few more hours. Any emasculation will have to wait.

I just went out and bought a pair of writstbands, a bowtie, and a pair of polyester pants. When are tryouts?

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I don't think I meet any of rainman's qualifiers, so no varsity for me. But...

I started the Herm Fired thread.

I once got a positive rep from katipan for making her laugh.

I am real good with my hands. (multiple musical instruments)

I am always up for supporting cheerleaders in most every conceivable way.

I can melt butter with my mere presence, and prefer it strained through the sheerest panties. (I was out of cheesecloth and the wife didn't care)

Dinny

[Katipan]

I don't think I meet any of rainman's qualifiers, so no varsity for me. But...

I started the Herm Fired thread.

I once got a positive rep from katipan for making her laugh.

I am real good with my hands. (multiple musical instruments)

I am always up for supporting cheerleaders in most every conceivable way.

I can melt butter with my mere presence, and prefer it strained through the sheerest panties. (I was out of cheesecloth and the wife didn't care)

Dinny

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

[LoneWolf]

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

You heard the lady Austin. Hook it up.

Can't wait until we work on stunts. Kati make sure to wear bloomers that day. We don't want any slip of the fingers if you know what I mean.

[AustinChief]

You heard the lady Austin. Hook it up.

Can't wait until we work on stunts. Kati make sure to wear bloomers that day. We don't want any slip of the fingers if you know what I mean.

Done!

[crazycoffey]

You got a team and a cheer squad, who's the leader of the band?

[rad]

You got a team and a cheer squad, who's the leader of the band?

I don't know, but I got a rusty trombone at a yard sale yesterday.

[Canofbier]

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

You're just jealous because I date the QB!

Still, it's time to BRING THE SPIRIT, Y'ALL

[Gadzooks]

I don't know, but I got a rusty trombone at a yard sale yesterday.

For those not familiar with the term "rusty trombone":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

[TimBone]

For those not familiar with the term "rusty trombone":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

Explaining the joke takes the funny out of it.

Ya gotta let the people who get it, get it. And those who don't understand will google for themselves.

[Gadzooks]

Explaining the joke takes the funny out of it.

Ya gotta let the people who get it, get it. And those who don't understand will google for themselves.

For lunch today, I'm having a "Alabama hot pocket" and "Boston Pancake" with "Strawberry Shortcake" for desert.

Problem solved...

[TimBone]

For lunch today, I'm having a "Alabama hot pocket" and "Boston Pancake" with "Strawberry Shortcake" for desert.

Problem solved...

Hahaha