How Often Do You Wash Your Bed Sheets?

[Donger]

Thanks.

[ptlyon]

Knew a gal that washed hers every single day.

I'm about a two week guy.

[Katipan]

Once a week for everyone unless something dictates otherwise.

I get sad when something doesn't smell clean.

[ptlyon]

I get sad when something doesn't smell clean.

Oh man oh man

[Graystoke]

Once a week.
But always two softner sheets.

[CoMoChief]

Thanks.

you're welcome.

[srvy]

I love to sleep on fresh clean sheets. I usually change them out weekly sometimes sooner sometimes later.

[ChiTown]

How often do I wash my sheets? Never. I don't do laundry. My wife does the laundry, and she does the sheets at least once per week.

[WhawhaWhat]

They need to be washed?

[Donger]

Fascinating.

On a separate but related note, how many people hang dry their clothes, particularly outside when it's warmer?

[scho63]

At worst once every two weeks but I try to do them every Sunday morning.

I miss being a little kid and having fresh sheets hung out on a clothes line! I never see them any more.

[ptlyon]

They need to be washed?

Not if they're rubber and receive a regular coating of mazola

[Halfcan]

I think your wife changes them right after I leave. I hope so, they might get crusty after a few days.

[Rain Man]

Knew a gal that washed hers every single day.

I'm about a two week guy.


Every day? Did she have a job? It takes 30 minutes to just to fold them afterwards.

We're fortunate to have a cleaning service and they come in three times a month, putting on new sheets each time. It's my job to wash and fold the dirty sheets, and I have no ability to fold those fitted sheets. I try, but they just look like I wadded them up.

[srvy]

Maybe if I lived outside the City Id hang dry. Just to muck gunk in the air out there.

[Katipan]

I don't like crusty clothes, so no line dying.

Perfect large mountain retreat might convince me to line dry some linens but someone is going to have to stand out there and beat it with a dryer sheet.

[Donger]

and I have no ability to fold those fitted sheets. I try, but they just look like I wadded them up.

Same here. My wife has shown me how to do it probably 30 times over the years.

[Rain Man]

Fascinating.

On a separate but related note, how many people hang dry their clothes, particularly outside when it's warmer?

I worry that it interferes with the migratory patterns of waterfowl. That, and I don't have a clothesline.

[ptlyon]

Every day? Did she have a job? It takes 30 minutes to just to fold them afterwards.

Yup, worked with her

[Donger]

I don't like crusty clothes, so no line dying.

Perfect large mountain retreat might convince me to line dry some linens but someone is going to have to stand out there and beat it with a dryer sheet.

The wife and I decided to "fight the man" and put up retractable clotheslines about three years ago. If you just pop the clothes in the dryer with a dryer and run it for about five minutes with no heat, you'd never know that they were hung-dry.

[LoneWolf]

Every Sunday. We do not hang our clothes on a a clothesline because we don't live on a farm. The spare bedrooms that only get used when we have company get the sheets washed the day before company arrives. I'm curious as to how many sets of sheets people own. My wife has bought 5 sets of sheets for our bed and she rotates them every week.

[srvy]

Every day? Did she have a job? It takes 30 minutes to just to fold them afterwards.

We're fortunate to have a cleaning service and they come in three times a month, putting on new sheets each time. It's my job to wash and fold the dirty sheets, and I have no ability to fold those fitted sheets. I try, but they just look like I wadded them up.

The only one I have trouble with is the mattress sheet. That bastard just gets wadded up. No matter how hard you try it folds all crinkled so why take the time.

[Donger]

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[Donger]

Every Sunday. We do not hang our clothes on a a clothesline because we don't live on a farm. The spare bedrooms that only get used when we have company get the sheets washed the day before company arrives. I'm curious as to how many sets of sheets people own. My wife has bought 5 sets of sheets for our bed and she rotates them every week.

I think just two for us.

[Rain Man]

Every Sunday. We do not hang our clothes on a a clothesline because we don't live on a farm. The spare bedrooms that only get used when we have company get the sheets washed the day before company arrives. I'm curious as to how many sets of sheets people own. My wife has bought 5 sets of sheets for our bed and she rotates them every week.

We have four or five pairs total. However, one or two of those are flannel sheets for the winter, which incidentally are a very worthwhile expenditure.

So I think we have three summer sets and two winter sets.

[Bufkin]

presidential elections.

[Old Dog]

Weekly. I think we have four sets.

[saphojunkie]

Get on the ironed sheets train. It's exquisite.

[Chief Roundup]

Every day? Did she have a job? It takes 30 minutes to just to fold them afterwards.


If you wash them daily why would you fold them? I would just carry them back in there and put them back on the bed.

[Chief Roundup]

We do all the sheets weekly.

[LoneWolf]

We have four or five pairs total. However, one or two of those are flannel sheets for the winter, which incidentally are a very worthwhile expenditure.

So I think we have three summer sets and two winter sets.

Flannel sheets are awesome in the winter. We also have a couple of satin sets for the summer.

[TLO]

About once a month. :shrug:

[Donger]

I hate satin sheets. They are so slippery that it makes it easier for her to get away.

[Eleazar]

Every Sunday

... Or every tranny, whichever comes first. /jimjones

[LoneWolf]

Every Sunday

... Or every tranny, whichever comes first. /jimjones

:)

[ptlyon]

I hate satin sheets. They are so slippery that it makes it easier for her to get away.

That's what I was thinking. You'd need handles on your head board.

[LoneWolf]

I hate satin sheets. They are so slippery that it makes it easier for her to get away.

They look so good with my gold chain, medallion, and thigh length smoking jacket. Seriously I think they look funny as hell, but they are so cool in the summertime.

[Mr. Laz]

once a week unless i'm busy

[AndChiefs]

What are bed sheets?

[Lzen]

About as often as I wash my legs.

[bdj23]

Once or twice a month.

When I was 21 I dated a squirter... So, I washed them every time she left my place

[morphius]

Don't see a need to, my woman sleeps above the bed

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[PunkinDrublic]

Deberg just PM'd me and said this thread is lame.

[LoneWolf]

Deberg just PM'd me and said this thread is lame.

You recieved a PM from Deberg and you have the nerve to call something else lame?

[PunkinDrublic]

You recieved a PM from Deberg and you have the nerve to call something else lame?

Touché

[srvy]

As often as the guard pops one through the service tray slot!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I shower before bed, so once a month.

[Gonzo]

About as often as I wash my legs.

[Gonzo]

About as often as I wash my legs.

Dick

[Donger]

Legs?

[Hammock Parties]

I wash my legs erry day, and that keeps my bedsheets clean.

[LoneWolf]

I wash my legs erry day, and that keeps my bedsheets clean.

Why just your legs? Does your Star Wars leotard keep the rest of you covered?

[Fire Me Boy!]

2 weeks.

[MIAdragon]

Every two or three days.

[ptlyon]

So what's this about Donger?

[Donger]

So what's this about Donger?

It's about how often people wash their bed sheets.

[ptlyon]

It's about how often people wash their bed sheets.

Duh. Why?

[Donger]

Duh. Why?

I was curious as to the frequency.

[ptlyon]

You mean we won't win a prize or anything? :cuss:

[Molitoth]

Once or twice a week.

[Discuss Thrower]

Once a week for everyone unless something dictates otherwise.

I get sad when something doesn't smell clean.

How much to clean my apartment?

[cwhocares]

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Everyday, if she changes them for me.

[ChiTown]

Once a week for everyone unless something dictates otherwise.

I get sad when something doesn't smell clean.

:eek:

[Discuss Thrower]

So what's this about Donger?

He's thinking about investing in Clorox. There's going to be a study released soon that links not washing sheets every 2-4 days with bad health. Yuppie women are going to be all over it and Clorox stock will go up.

[Pablo]

Once a week.

[Coochie liquor]

Ours get changed every 4-5 days, can ink get so many sessions out of them!!

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Not nearly enough.

[KCrockaholic]

How often do you change your pillowcase? I like a new one about every 2 nights.

[jspchief]

About as often as I wash my legs.This took way too many posts

[KCrockaholic]

Wait, legs don't just wash themselves when the water runs down?

[BigMeatballDave]

Depends on the amount of ejaculate.

[Katipan]

How much to clean my apartment?

I've always had very competitive rates but the commute is going to Kill your budget.

[JoeyChuckles]

This thread prompted me to wash mine tonight. On average, once every three weeks.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

My wife washes mine daily, don't really understand that.

[srvy]

My wife washes mine daily, don't really understand that.

Are you complaining?

Sounds like a good woman nothing better the fresh crisp sheets. If I wasn't lazy id do the same but every Sunday works.

[Psyko Tek]

depends on if it's a new girl or not?

[Donger]

Wait, legs don't just wash themselves when the water runs down?

Yes.

[CoMoChief]

Probably every couple weeks, or if I know a ladyfriend is coming over, then I'll put on some fresh bedding.

[Buzz]

Yes.


you might have ring around the legs. :D

[BigRichard]

Back when I was younger and lived by myself in an apartment I bet I only changed them every other month. I bet girls hated having their face buried in my sheets as I railed them from behind. My wife and I change them every week now.

[Bugeater]

I never do. The Mrs does it periodically though...at least I hope she does.

[bevischief]

That's the wife job.

[Anyong Bluth]

At least once every 7 days. I just have 2 sets of the exact same sheets, so it makes it a lot easier than having to immediately wash/dry them and still be able to use the bed.

[Anyong Bluth]

On a related note, does anyone else love the smell of fresh sheets washed with bleach?

Obviously, you have to have plain white sheets, as far as I know (?), and run it on HOT with the detergent & bleach.

I literally just changed out and put fresh sheets and pillowcases on my bed no more than 10-15 minutes ago, and it's heavenly.

[keg in kc]

I used to let them go for weeks, but now I do them weekly. Really just one set of sheets that I use, although I have a backup in the closet. I think.

[Anyong Bluth]

You mean we won't win a prize or anything? :cuss:

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If you answered correctly with the secret precise optimum frequency of change, you will get 2x credit towards Varsity affiliation.

[Fire Me Boy!]

On a related note, does anyone else love the smell of fresh sheets washed with bleach?

Obviously, you have to have plain white sheets, as far as I know (?), and run it on HOT with the detergent & bleach.

I literally just changed out and put fresh sheets and pillowcases on my bed no more than 10-15 minutes ago, and it's heavenly.


Yes! Same with freshly bleached towels.

[Anyong Bluth]

Yes! Same with freshly bleached towels.

Full agreement with you on the towels, too.

[Fish]

JFC, some of you are wasteful...

[Anyong Bluth]

JFC, some of you are wasteful...

and others left wallowing in their own filth. If you want to live the college lifestyle, more power to ya. I don't want a dark grey imprint resembling a crime scene chalk outline vaguely in the form of myself as a friendly reminder that it might be time to change or wash the sheets.

[gblowfish]

This thread is full of spooge.

[Anyong Bluth]

This thread is full of spooge.

Break out the black light.