Newly hired teacher shows up drunk and without pants...

[Stewie]

WAGONER — A Wagoner, Oklahoma Public Schools teacher was jailed Monday on allegations that she showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants, police said.

Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint.

Wagoner school officials contacted police about 9 a.m. Monday after Hill was described as being disoriented and without pants, Police Chief Bob Haley said.
Hill was interviewed by police officers, and it was determined that she had been drinking, he said.

She was found in a room kind of disoriented," Haley said.

Haley said Hill was recently hired by the school district.

Classes start in Wagoner on Thursday.

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[Grim]

kill it with fire.

[DaFace]

Came here to see the hot teacher. Left disappointed.

[ThaVirus]

Where were these teachers when I was i-

Wait....

[Prison Bitch]

And in related news, the Teacher's Union just filed a motion to grant her tenure.

[Sorce]

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[BlackHelicopters]

Probably has Ebola

[In58men]

Would

[Skyy God]

On the plus side, she appears to have plenty of nuts stored in her cheeks for the coming winter.

[Rain Man]

Maybe the pants ran away.

[Donger]

This is why sex education shouldn't be taught at school. Not in a classroom, anyway.

[alpha_omega]

Well, at least this happened before school started.

[Bufkin]

Just read this on-air, thanks for the hilarious material. Definitely some buyers remorse in that school district.

[kepp]

Maybe that pic should be in a spoiler tag. I had to rinse my eyes out.

[Skyy God]

Would

Kill with fire.

[stonedstooge]

If I was in school and that hog was hitting on me, I'd report it

[srvy]

I'm thinking xztop123 could this one.

[Skyy God]

I'm thinking xztop123 could this one.

Wouldn't even have to PUA her.

[LoneWolf]

She might have been without pants, but I'll bet she had cupcakes.

[Gonzo]

She might have been without pants, but I'll bet she had cupcakes.

And butter. She had butter in her panties.

[LoneWolf]

And butter. She had butter in her panties.

Any butter in her panties would definitely be uncultured.

[TLO]

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[Eleazar]

On the plus side, she appears to have plenty of nuts stored in her cheeks for the coming winter.

:LOL:

[Beef Supreme]

Pants are overrated. Unless you are cooking bacon.

[Gonzo]

Any butter in her panties would definitely be uncultured.

Maybe it was ghee? Well... Then again it was probably that spray shit.

[Why Not?]

I'm thinking xztop123 could this one.

Bahahhaa. My vote for post of the year so far

[BullJunkandIron]

Would

Done

[scho63]

Would...........ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!

[Eleazar]

Pants are overrated. Unless you are cooking bacon.

I know this pain.

[Bwana]

Dear God! Things like that can't be unseen.

[Johnny Vegas]

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