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Al Bundy
08-18-2014, 05:06 PM
http://time.com/3135722/ohio-morgue-sex-kenneth-douglas/
"I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down"

An Ohio county where a man admitted to having sex with corpses while employed at the morgue can be held liable for his actions, a federal appeals court has ruled.

Kenneth Douglas, who worked night shifts at the Hamilton County morgue from 1976 until 1992, said in a deposition he had sex with up to 100 dead bodies, often while drunk or high on drugs, WCPO Cincinnati reports. “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Douglas said.

Families of the victims sued the county in 2012, after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse. Douglas’ DNA was discovered in 2008 on the body of Karen Range, who was 19 when she died in 1992. Douglas reportedly had sex with Range, and other victims, while the bodies were awaiting autopsy.

The county maintains it can’t be held accountable for the actions of its employees. But on Friday, the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled a jury could find the county’s former coroner and morgue “recklessly and wantonly” neglected to supervise Douglas, WCPO reports. This is the fourth lawsuit Hamilton County has faced for allegedly improperly handling corpses.

A key piece of evidence was Douglas’ wife’s testimony that when she called to report her husband coming home from work smelling like sex and alcohol, she was told “whatever happens on county property, in county time, is county business.”

Bufkin
08-18-2014, 05:12 PM
need pics

Shaid
08-18-2014, 05:14 PM
need pics

In this case, I think we're ok without em.

Shaid
08-18-2014, 05:16 PM
https://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/Sons_of_Anarchy_Ryan_Hurst_Kim_Coates-thumb-400x300-15741.jpg

LiveSteam
08-18-2014, 05:17 PM
To dead//Omaha

Rasputin
08-18-2014, 05:26 PM
They have a stiff case against him.

Don Corlemahomes
08-18-2014, 05:27 PM
They won't notice his chin when they're dead.

eDave
08-18-2014, 05:28 PM
Dude probably has a sexy as fuck chin. Smiles from time-to-time.

Edit: Damn you cunt licker.

Don Corlemahomes
08-18-2014, 05:29 PM
Dudes probably has a sexy as **** chin.

Of corpse he does.

Marcellus
08-18-2014, 05:38 PM
To dead//Omaha

LMAO

htismaqe
08-18-2014, 05:39 PM
“whatever happens on county property, in county time, is county business.”

ROFL

Gonzo
08-18-2014, 05:40 PM
Stopped in for a cold one.

OldSchool
08-18-2014, 05:43 PM
Wow . . . just wow.

Eleazar
08-18-2014, 05:44 PM
Sounds like that county needs to do more rigorous background checks. It seems a pervert slipped in.

OldSchool
08-18-2014, 05:44 PM
Reminds me of the Brooklyn Nine Nine episode where the main character has sex with the chick who does the autopsies, she makes him act like he's a dead body, lol.

TribalElder
08-18-2014, 05:44 PM
Skeet Skeet

Rasputin
08-18-2014, 05:47 PM
Wow . . . just wow.



It's not even Florida..

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-18-2014, 06:07 PM
Happens to me all the time

TribalElder
08-18-2014, 06:14 PM
He saw the movie night watch

Fat Elvis
08-18-2014, 06:28 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Deadwood_titleimage.jpg

DaFace
08-18-2014, 06:31 PM
I'm a pretty liberal thinker when it comes to fetishes. I don't really have any, but I don't fault people who have all sorts of weird shit that they like to do to get their kicks.

Fucking a corpse, however, I just can't even comprehend.

Buzz
08-18-2014, 06:42 PM
xztop123 found a new occupation.

Marcellus
08-18-2014, 07:16 PM
Anyone else remember the old Sam Kinnison bit on the guy fucking corpses in the morgue after a story like this came out?

Dayze
08-18-2014, 07:23 PM
One in the pink, two in the wrotting fucking corpse.

rockymtnchief
08-18-2014, 07:27 PM
I ran around with a guy that was a return Mormon missionary back around 1990. He helped carry bodies into the building below his apartment and helped clean the place in exchange for rent. One night, there were sirens and police dragging one of the morticians out of the building below. The mortician had been filling pop bottles with hot water, inserting them in vaginas of dead bodies, removing the bottle and then taking the skin boat to tuna town. My buddy was given one day to move out of his lovely Detroit apartment and find a new place to live.

Dartgod
08-18-2014, 07:27 PM
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Don Corlemahomes
08-18-2014, 07:27 PM
Those women really kept their decomposure.

Don Corlemahomes
08-18-2014, 07:30 PM
Preserved body smells like sex.
/this mother fuckers wife


Douglas’ wife’s testimony that when she called to report her husband coming home from work smelling like sex

Eureka
08-18-2014, 08:05 PM
Can he catch a disease still?

If not I guess that would be safe sex. Just sayin

Mennonite
08-18-2014, 08:11 PM
Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?

ptlyon
08-18-2014, 08:29 PM
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Wrong video.

"I love the dead before they're COLD"

DJJasonp
08-18-2014, 08:29 PM
Guy 1: "Dude, I got laid last night"

Guy 2: "how was it?"

Guy 1: "kind of a dead fish....just laid there.....had to do all the work myself"

Dayze
08-18-2014, 08:31 PM
Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?

LMAO

Rasputin
08-18-2014, 08:36 PM
Anyone else remember the old Sam Kinnison bit on the guy ****ing corpses in the morgue after a story like this came out?



This
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KChiefs1
08-18-2014, 08:40 PM
I wonder if she was tight?

stumppy
08-18-2014, 10:21 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to having a cold one after you're done working.

Why Not?
08-18-2014, 10:23 PM
This
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The first time I heard that bit, I laughed so hard I think I peed

Rain Man
08-18-2014, 11:19 PM
Women have it so easy. They can even get sex when they're dead.

Fairplay
08-18-2014, 11:27 PM
Dead people need love too

Simply Red
08-18-2014, 11:33 PM
Is that rigor mortis setting in or are you just happy to see me?

http://i.imgur.com/7Z4Eosm.jpg

dtrain
08-18-2014, 11:34 PM
Stopped in for a cold one.

LMAO:LOL:ROFL

cosmo20002
08-19-2014, 12:09 AM
To dead//Omaha

www.stuffyoushouldlearnin3rdgrade.com

Valiant
08-19-2014, 03:38 AM
To dead//Omaha

I was thinking

Not bony enough/ Omaha

Mojo Jojo
08-19-2014, 04:04 AM
It's not even Florida..

But it is Ohio...Ohio is the new Florida

Coochie liquor
08-19-2014, 04:30 AM
ThaVirus approves this post!

BlackHelicopters
08-19-2014, 09:06 AM
Can't comprehend

Dayze
08-19-2014, 09:08 AM
Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she.

tooge
08-19-2014, 09:18 AM
what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue

lawrenceRaider
08-19-2014, 09:34 AM
He saw the movie night watch

This was my first thought from the story as well.

Nzoner
08-19-2014, 09:36 AM
His favorite movie

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Rain Man
08-19-2014, 09:46 AM
Are we talking really dead? ...or just recently dead within the hour? And how hot is she?....was she.


Not hot at all, most likely. I would suspect that she's cold.

Dayze
08-19-2014, 11:06 AM
Damn. Never mind then

Graystoke
08-19-2014, 11:13 AM
No means Dead

Rain Man
08-19-2014, 11:20 AM
So where does necrophilia rank among the different things that a person can copulate with? If we consider a list of potential partners, how would they be ranked? Consider the candidates to be:

Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (same sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Fruits or vegetables
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (please specify as diplomatically as possible)

Please rank these in order from the most acceptable to least acceptable. You may compile different rankings for men and for women if you wish.

Frosty
08-19-2014, 11:22 AM
after Douglas was charged and convicted in three cases of gross abuse of a corpse.

Good name for the crime.

Rain Man
08-19-2014, 11:28 AM
My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

stumppy
08-19-2014, 11:45 AM
My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

I would add two things at the bottom of both lists:

Sex with a Bronco fan
Sex with a raider fan

loochy
08-19-2014, 11:50 AM
I would add two things at the bottom of both lists:

Sex with a Bronco fan
Sex with a raider fan

Sex with XZtop123

Fairplay
08-19-2014, 11:52 AM
I was thinking

Not bony enough/ Omaha

LMAO

Graystoke
08-19-2014, 11:56 AM
Sex with XZtop123

http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1866161488/Picture_2.png

loochy
08-19-2014, 11:58 AM
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/xztop123/IMG_0732_zps5963d4d6.png

awww yeeaah, she won't notice my chin if she's dead

ThaVirus
08-19-2014, 01:29 PM
ThaVirus approves this post!


Huh?

If she was fat I might see the relevance here but dead chicks aren't my bag, baby.

Rain Man
08-19-2014, 01:42 PM
Huh?

If she was fat I might see the relevance here but dead chicks aren't my bag, baby.


Have you actually tried them, or are you just making assumptions? I didn't think I would like sweet potatoes until I actually tried them.

Dayze
08-19-2014, 01:44 PM
Yes. I can say without a doubt that banging corpses isn't my thing anymore.

ThaVirus
08-19-2014, 01:58 PM
Dead people creep me out.

Rain Man
08-19-2014, 02:00 PM
Yes. I can say without a doubt that banging corpses isn't my thing anymore.


What if they're just unconscious?

Dayze
08-19-2014, 02:00 PM
They're really good at staring contests.

FlaChief58
08-19-2014, 02:05 PM
Sounds like that county needs to do more rigamortis background checks. It seems a pervert slipped in.

FYP

Dayze
08-19-2014, 02:07 PM
What if they're just unconscious?
I had to quit cold turkey. Doing an unconscious gal would be like drinking O'Douls.

Fish
08-19-2014, 02:13 PM
Families of the victims sued the county in 2012

Were they really victims though?

Bufkin
08-19-2014, 02:15 PM
I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was dead. Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

FlaChief58
08-19-2014, 02:26 PM
Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

Prayers sent

Jakemall
08-19-2014, 02:27 PM
I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was dead. Hell, I'd be honored if somebody nailed me when I was alive.

I'm sure several people on this board are making note of that.... :D

BlackHelicopters
08-19-2014, 02:30 PM
Bufkin is an xztop123 mult.

tooge
08-19-2014, 03:07 PM
My rankings would be like this for men. Note that these are not my personal preference, just my ranking of acceptability if I hear of others doing it.

Live human (opposite sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Live human (same sex)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Dead human (same sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal
Other (none specified)

For women, my list differs notably:

Live human (same sex)
Basic sex toy (e.g., fleshlight, vibrator)
Fruits or vegetables
Improvised tool (e.g., sock filled with shaving cream, electric toothbrush)
Other (washing machine or other vibrating appliance)
Nonsexual inanimate object (e.g., baseball bat, fence with knothole)
Sex doll, robotic (interacts via sound or movement)
Sex doll, non-robotic (just lies there)
Automobile (e.g., stick shift, exhaust pipe)
Live human (opposite sex)
Live human (hermaphrodite or transsexual)
Dead human (same sex)
Dead human (opposite sex)
Nonhuman mammal
Nonhuman non-mammal

You'd rather bone another guy over a sex doll that just lays there or a fruit? No thanka, gimme an orange or something. YUCK

Rain Man
08-19-2014, 03:12 PM
You'd rather bone another guy over a sex doll that just lays there or a fruit? No thanka, gimme an orange or something. YUCK

Per my intro, these are not my preferences, but rather what I would find most acceptable if someone else did them. Imagine that you're at a party chatting, and the stranger you're chatting with says, "I'm a little tired, because before the party I had epic sex with [ ]".

tooge
08-19-2014, 03:20 PM
Per my intro, these are not my preferences, but rather what I would find most acceptable if someone else did them. Imagine that you're at a party chatting, and the stranger you're chatting with says, "I'm a little tired, because before the party I had epic sex with [ ]".

The older I get, the more of these I'd find acceptable. Member of the same sex, any type of animal, and anything dead are strictly off limits.

Coochie liquor
08-19-2014, 03:23 PM
what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue.....until the wife finds out

Fyp

Coochie liquor
08-19-2014, 03:27 PM
Huh?

If she was fat I might see the relevance here but dead chicks aren't my bag, baby.

Check my sig... Thanks for playing!! And btw, I love fat girls!

ThaVirus
08-19-2014, 06:57 PM
Check my sig... Thanks for playing!! And btw, I love fat girls!


Oh, I'm on Tapatalk. Don't see sigs.

SAUTO
08-19-2014, 07:09 PM
Yes. I can say without a doubt that banging corpses isn't my thing anymore.

How long since you kicked it?
Posted via Mobile Device

Coochie liquor
08-19-2014, 07:12 PM
Oh, I'm on Tapatalk. Don't see sigs.

Damnit, I'm reposing you and you don't even know it!!

Dayze
08-19-2014, 07:35 PM
How long since you kicked it?
Posted via Mobile Device

not sure. if i had to guess, I'd say the last time I visited a buddy of mine in Cincinnati

Tombstone RJ
08-19-2014, 07:43 PM
how can a dead person be a victim?

ThaVirus
08-19-2014, 07:46 PM
Damnit, I'm reposing you and you don't even know it!!


Hah.

Ok, I had to go to your profile to see. That's some funny shit.

Coochie liquor
08-19-2014, 08:09 PM
Hah.

Ok, I had to go to your profile to see. That's some funny shit.

Glad ya dig it. I was just looking through pics to change my sig. At least you got to see it once!

Pitt Gorilla
08-19-2014, 09:08 PM
Who is XZtop123?

vailpass
08-19-2014, 10:04 PM
Who is XZtop123?

Does anyone read threads in this bb?

scho63
08-20-2014, 02:19 PM
"Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the ground,
Nine Days Old!"

Old Sport
08-20-2014, 02:30 PM
What do necrophiliacs and grave diggers have in common?

They both dig dead people's holes.

Rain Man
08-20-2014, 02:39 PM
What do necrophiliacs and grave diggers have in common?

They both dig dead people's holes.


You're going to fit in around here just fine.