B without the B

[Demonpenz]

Sometimes I like to do what I call "B without the B" that means Boating without the boat. I load up the jeep, cooler, cold cuts, drinks, towels and sun screen and a lawn chair. Then I drive around like I am in a boat for an hour or two cruising around, then I cruise back to my apartment complex and simulate getting out of the boat (Jeep) and I get in the water and talk and do that stance guys do drinking cold ones in the water. Then when the people around me start to annoy me a fake a text message that one of the kids is sick and I tell the boys I have to leave. I pack up the cooler and I drive around to simulate that the boating trip is over and I spend the rest of the day cleaning up the boat (Jeep) and unpacking. Then I debate and post on the internet how boating is a-lot of work and I talk about selling the boat (Jeep) and vow next weekend to relax. "B without the B" is perfect because you don't have to have a B and you don't have to have lots of money. Plus with the Hy-Vee savors card you can save money on gas.

[Simply Red]

Dog will hunt.

[Prison Bitch]

Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

[KCUnited]

Next time set up shop at Party Cove (Noland Road)?

[L.A. Chieffan]

penz reminds me of charlie from IASIP

[KC native]

penz reminds me of charlie from IASIP

He's more Mac than Charlie.

[Simply Red]

When I was married and we bought that stupid RV - I played B w/o the B in Panama City - Mostly observing the locals and making mental notes.

Once I saw (and this is no joke)

Once I saw a couple in PCB, Florida at a gas station, maybe an Exxon or something somewhat obscure.

So yeah, this couple both had open beers w/ Baby in back.

I swear to God the man was smoking while pumping gas and had a beer on the ground 'resting' - then the woman in the car (mother/wife) had a lit cigarette and a beer as well. w/ baby in car.

Perfectly normal.

But yeah I played my version of b w/o b at PCB Florida - it was like the town was the water area and the RV was my dock/lake cabin.

So much fun. provided I could call this "B w/o the B"

[KC native]

Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

kill yourself. Penz is a great poster.

[tooge]

Sometimes when I'm all alone at home, I do P without the P

[Demonpenz]

supplies

[Radar Chief]

Personally, if I'm gonna load up my Jeep with gear and a food/brew stuffed cooler I'ma use the Jeep for what God intended them for. Getting dirty.

[Simply Red]

is Osco still around?

[Demonpenz]

My would kill me.if.i got the compass dirty.

[stumppy]

Sooooo, you're out drinking and driving. Nice.

[Chiefnj2]

Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

Maybe you should picket his funeral.

[Prison Bitch]

Slash my wrists then hang myself Native?

Lulz

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/goQUWQw.png

[InChiefsHeaven]

How about NB with the B?

I bought a Snipe class racing sailboat about 15 years ago. It was an old scow, needed a lot of work. My dad and I put fiberglass and floorboards and painted it. It was totally bad ass.

I only took her out like 3 times. Sailing is actually a lot more of a pain in the ass than I thought it would be. I wound up sitting in the boat in my garage, drinking beer and chilling. The wife did not like my expensive Lay-Ze-Boy. I sold the boat for less than I had in it. Kinda depressing.

BUT...I had a boat.

[Prison Bitch]

Slash my wrists then hang myself Native?

Lulz

[BlackHelicopters]

Boats are fun.

[DiaperBoy27]

I sold the boat for less than I had in it. Kinda depressing.

its my understanding that 90% of owning a boat stories end like this.

[Simply Red]

its my understanding that 90% of owning a boat stories end like this.

yup.

[Easy 6]

LMAO classic off the wall penz.

Moar please.

[loochy]

Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

n00b doesn't appreciate the greatness of demonpenz

[Radar Chief]

its my understanding that 90% of owning a boat stories end like this.

Boat = hole in the water you throw money in.

[Dayze]

BOAT = 'Bout Another Thousand

[KC native]

BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand

FYP

[Deberg_1990]

The B in Apt. B


Great show , I miss it

[Dayze]

That's more like it. I'm not a smart man.

[Mr. Laz]

LMAO classic off the wall penz.

Moar please.
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