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Bufkin
08-20-2014, 02:41 PM
I have on 3 occasions.

Tropic Thunder

Spanglish

The Vow

rico
08-20-2014, 02:43 PM
Not that I can remember.

Sorce
08-20-2014, 02:43 PM
Alexander

TimBone
08-20-2014, 02:43 PM
I enjoyed two of those three movies.

BlackHelicopters
08-20-2014, 02:44 PM
Never

KC native
08-20-2014, 02:44 PM
I enjoyed two of those three movies.

not surprising.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 02:44 PM
I enjoyed two of those three movies.
Which ones? I know it wasn't "The Vow", so I'm assuming it was the other two.

DMAC
08-20-2014, 02:44 PM
Star Wars Episode 2

listopencil
08-20-2014, 02:48 PM
Yes, one time. It was the movie "North Shore." Horrible piece of shit.

FishingRod
08-20-2014, 02:50 PM
George of the Jungle

WhawhaWhat
08-20-2014, 02:50 PM
Cat in the Hat
300 cigarettes
Open Water

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 02:50 PM
George of the Jungle
How old were you when you watched it? I remember my little brother watching it at 8 nonstop.

Lonewolf Ed
08-20-2014, 02:50 PM
When I was a kid, I left a theater because the movie scared me too much. It was a goofy flick about some giant bear that was all pissy and eating campers and hikers. There have been a couple since that I was tempted to leave because they were so blasted horrid, but I wanted to see if there would be one little scene even that redeemed the film.

MTG#10
08-20-2014, 02:50 PM
Tropic Thunder was hilarious. Spanglish was terrible, couldn't even make it 30 minutes and never heard of The Vow.

I know Ive walked out of a movie before but cant remember what it was.

RockChalk
08-20-2014, 02:52 PM
Some shitting Heath Ledger movie about a knight. Didn't make it past the opening credits.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 02:52 PM
Tropic Thunder was hilarious. Spanglish was terrible, couldn't even make it 30 minutes and never heard of The Vow.

I know Ive walked out of a movie before but cant remember what it was.
I'm usually in the minority with Tropic Thunder. I thought it blew for quarters, but a lot of my friends were nutting off to how hilarious they thought it was.

TimBone
08-20-2014, 02:53 PM
I walked out of Proof of Life, but it was to get laid.

rico
08-20-2014, 02:53 PM
Tropic Thunder was hilarious. Spanglish was terrible, couldn't even make it 30 minutes and never heard of The Vow.

I know Ive walked out of a movie before but cant remember what it was.

This.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 02:54 PM
I walked out of Proof of Life, but it was to get laid.
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KCUnited
08-20-2014, 02:54 PM
Yes, one time. It was the movie "North Shore." Horrible piece of shit.

You walked out on Nia Peeples?!?! And Turtle?!?!

Yeah, that movie sucked but HBO sure did show the shit out of it when I was a kid.

scho63
08-20-2014, 02:54 PM
Once about ten years ago and it must have been really bad because I can't remember which film it was.

I just remember leaving about 1/2 through and I wanted to leave about a quarter of the way in thinking it was going to get better but it never did!

Bugeater
08-20-2014, 02:54 PM
Tequila Sunrise... boring as fuck
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TimBone
08-20-2014, 02:54 PM
Which ones? I know it wasn't "The Vow", so I'm assuming it was the other two.

Yea..I saw Tropic Thunder in the theater. Liked it. Saw Spanglish on TV and didn't think it was awful. Never heard of The Vow.

Dallas Chief
08-20-2014, 02:55 PM
Yes, one time. It was the movie "North Shore." Horrible piece of shit.

What??? You just broke Turtle's heart and now Burkhart is gonna kick your ass!:doh!:

banyon
08-20-2014, 02:58 PM
When I was a kid, My dad took me to see Leonard Part 6.

After the movie, I told my dad that we did not get our money's worth and we should sneak into another movie.

My dad said "normally son, that would be wrong, but this movie was pretty awful, so we will."

We watched Throw Mamma from the Train on the house.


________
Also walked on on Six Degrees of Separation when the Fresh Prince was having sex with that dude

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 03:02 PM
There's been a few occasions when I wanted to walk out but didn't. There was only one time I did, I was 10 and I wanted to see The Little Rascals on it's opening night, it was sold out so I had to see some shitty Nic Cage movie with Bridget fonda called "It Could Happen 2 U." I was out of there in 30 minutes.

listopencil
08-20-2014, 03:02 PM
What??? You just broke Turtle's heart and now Burkhart is gonna kick your ass!:doh!:

I just wanted to savagely murder everyone who was even remotely associated with that movie at the time.

Direckshun
08-20-2014, 03:03 PM
I walked out on "World's Greatest Dad."

The movie gave you an incredibly awful character, killed him about 10 minutes in, Robin Williams drove me to tears weeping over the character, then the next hour was a pretty formulaic film that didn't justify the gutpunch of that awful death scene.

MTG#10
08-20-2014, 03:07 PM
I almost walked out of Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem but I stuck it out.

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 03:13 PM
U Turn. Hated it

This doesn't count but I walked out of Casino the first two times I tried to watch it during the scene when Pesci and his brother got beat to death. Couldn't handle it since I have a little brother.

Also, I loved North Shore

BigBeauford
08-20-2014, 03:13 PM
Walked out of "The Heat".

blaise
08-20-2014, 03:16 PM
Tropic Thunder was hilarious. I think it's underrated, really.

I walked out of the Big Lebowski but that was because of my date.

I wish I walked out of What About Bob. That movie sucked ass.

TimBone
08-20-2014, 03:18 PM
I left the theater during the scene of Jackass 2 when they were drinking the horse semen.

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 03:20 PM
U Turn. Hated it

This doesn't count but I walked out of Casino the first two times I tried to watch it during the scene when Pesci and his brother got beat to death. Couldn't handle it since I have a little brother.

Also, I loved North Shore

I love that movie but that scene was hard to take. That was more than a mob hit. To this day I never want to go in a cornfield.

Halfcan
08-20-2014, 03:20 PM
I almost walked out of Rob Zombie's Lords of Salem but I stuck it out.

Probably the worst movie ever made.

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 03:22 PM
I love that movie but that scene was hard to take. That was more than a mob hit. To this day I never want to go in a cornfield.

Me neither.

Beef Supreme
08-20-2014, 03:24 PM
Yes, one time. It was the movie "North Shore." Horrible piece of shit.

Barney

DJJasonp
08-20-2014, 03:27 PM
when I was a kid, my parents took me and my sister to movies just about every friday night.

I remember walking out of "Brazil" (which many consider a classic film/huge accomplishment)....but it was way too over my head at the time.

I actually walked out of the "Heartbreak Kid" (the newer one with ben stiller).......but funny thing is, I actually like it after repeated viewings on cable.

I also walked out about 3/4 of the way through of "Walk Hard: Dewey Cox story"........some bits were hilarious, but more misses than hits.

I think with comedies, it's all about the mood you're in at the time.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 03:27 PM
Tropic Thunder was hilarious. I think it's underrated, really.

I walked out of the Big Lebowski but that was because of my date.

I wish I walked out of What About Bob. That movie sucked ass.
Are you kidding me? What About Bob is one of the top 5 funniest movies of all time. Bill Murray is the man.

Dayze
08-20-2014, 03:27 PM
Independence day.

007
08-20-2014, 03:29 PM
Eddie Murphy Raw

Oxford
08-20-2014, 03:29 PM
Being There with Peter Sellers.

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 03:31 PM
Eddie Murphy Raw

Really?I thought that was a great show but Murphy did prove that he had a little sugar in his tank with that purple leather outfit and boots. ROFL

RustShack
08-20-2014, 03:31 PM
Never. I'm not a douche and I only go to movies that look good.

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 03:32 PM
Are you kidding me? What About Bob is one of the top 5 funniest movies of all time. Bill Murray is the man.

This.

ILChief
08-20-2014, 03:33 PM
No, I was close with
The others, eye of the beholder, and 8mm

KCUnited
08-20-2014, 03:33 PM
Carlito's Way. I just wasn't feeling that at 17 in '93.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 03:33 PM
Never. I'm not a douche and I only go to movies that look good.
Because a movie can't possibly look good but then turn out to be absolute shower jizz. "2012" with John Cusack for instance, looked fantastic, and ended up delivering as a fantastic movie!

/**** off

kysirsoze
08-20-2014, 03:33 PM
Only one. Draft Day. Offensive to me as a film fan and an NFL fan.

I would have walked out on Dreamgirls and Ghost Rider if I wasn't there with people who wanted to stay.

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 03:34 PM
Are you kidding me? What About Bob is one of the top 5 funniest movies of all time. Bill Murray is the man.

yep. And not just Murray, I thought Richard Dreyfuss had a great chemistry with him in that one.

kysirsoze
08-20-2014, 03:35 PM
Never. I'm not a douche and I only go to movies that look good.

To be fair, I have Moviepass so I don't pay for my tickets, just a flat monthly fee. So when I went to see Draft Day, it was low risk. Figured what the hell.

BucEyedPea
08-20-2014, 03:35 PM
Yes once. Perhaps twice.

loochy
08-20-2014, 03:36 PM
Yes. We left in a late 90s movie called "Go".

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 03:37 PM
Yes once. Perhaps twice.

Like my Dad used to say when I was a kid "I don't watch puppets." lol

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 03:37 PM
yep. And not just Murray, I thought Richard Dreyfuss had a great chemistry with him in that one.

Honestly, outside of Jaws, that was my favorite Dreyfuss performance. He nailed that role

Ebolapox
08-20-2014, 03:38 PM
calendar girls. abysmal.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE3NzcxMDU2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTgyNTc2._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

Ebolapox
08-20-2014, 03:39 PM
why, precisely, was I watching calendar girls? to this day I have no idea.

Dayze
08-20-2014, 03:40 PM
Is this some sort of radical new therapy?

el borracho
08-20-2014, 03:42 PM
I believe it was called "Turistas Go Home". There was an extended scene where a maniac carves open a tourist to harvest her internal organs that made me ill. I left the theater and went to the restroom thinking I was going to vomit. Managed not to vomit, but didn't return to the theater.

el borracho
08-20-2014, 03:43 PM
Oh, and I probably should have walked out on "Highlander 2, The Quickening" just for being soooo stupid but, for no reason at all, I sat through it in its entirety.

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 03:43 PM
Is this some sort of radical new therapy?

It's called death therapy, Dayze. It's a garunteed cure.


Or I think that's how the line goes, anyway.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 03:44 PM
I believe it was called "Turistas Go Home". There was an extended scene where a maniac carves open a tourist to harvest her internal organs that made me ill. I left the theater and went to the restroom thinking I was going to vomit. Managed not to vomit, but didn't return to the theater.
I know what I'm renting tonight.

Iconic
08-20-2014, 03:44 PM
Purge Anarchy, I walked out midway through when the guy with the mask took it off and told everyone 'he wasn't even purging'.

Great premise but garbage execution. The main characters had a collective IQ of my shoe size; I just wanted them all dead... James DeMonaco continues to disappoint.

dilligaf
08-20-2014, 03:48 PM
"Killing Them Softly" with Brad Pitt. Horrible movie.

underEJ
08-20-2014, 03:53 PM
Bonfire of the Vanities. I was with people who wanted to stay so I sat in the lobby until it was over. There is no excuse for that movie.

I have walked out due to shitty patrons or poor projection or sound, and I have gotten tickets to see the same movie again from management.

Big Poppa Payne
08-20-2014, 03:57 PM
I walked out on the Adam Sandler movie Eight Crazy Nights

Randallflagg
08-20-2014, 04:02 PM
Me? only once. 15 Minutes into "Every Which Way But Loose" - Clint Eastwood. Dumbest damned movie I ever saw.

VAChief
08-20-2014, 04:07 PM
Howard the Duck and Hudson Hawk. I think both at the same $1 movie theater in Lenexa.

listopencil
08-20-2014, 04:07 PM
Barney

Get off my lawn. Pull up those pants, get a haircut and go get yourself a job.

MTG#10
08-20-2014, 04:09 PM
Carlito's Way. I just wasn't feeling that at 17 in '93.

Yes. We left in a late 90s movie called "Go".

:cuss:

Love both of these movies.

Urc Burry
08-20-2014, 04:09 PM
Watchmen

TLO
08-20-2014, 04:09 PM
Can't say that I have.

Just Passin' By
08-20-2014, 04:13 PM
Some of you walked out on damned good movies.

Prison Bitch
08-20-2014, 04:18 PM
I have on 3 occasions.

Tropic Thunder

Spanglish

The Vow


That was a mistake.

stumppy
08-20-2014, 04:20 PM
Wag the Dog.

Kaepernick
08-20-2014, 04:23 PM
Several times. Dune comes immediately to mind.

Al Bundy
08-20-2014, 04:23 PM
Yes.. Batman and Robin. Fuck that movie.

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 04:26 PM
That was a mistake.
You would like that movie.

displacedinMN
08-20-2014, 04:28 PM
should have at "midnight in the garden of good and evil'

not even worth capitalizing the title

beach tribe
08-20-2014, 04:28 PM
District 9.

(To fuck in the car)

Rausch
08-20-2014, 04:36 PM
Yes. We left in a late 90s movie called "Go".

Ditto.

That s#!t was terri-bad...

dls6501
08-20-2014, 04:40 PM
Tropic Thunder?!? SMFH. Tropic Thunder was a GREAT movie!

Prison Bitch
08-20-2014, 04:43 PM
You would like that movie.

I do.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 04:45 PM
left a blind date once, I was around 20 or so. Just left. LOL Girl was a total B.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 04:46 PM
Ditto.

That s#!t was terri-bad...

meh for the time it was ok. Now (looking back) it's really stupid.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 04:48 PM
Me? only once. 15 Minutes into "Every Which Way But Loose" - Clint Eastwood. Dumbest damned movie I ever saw.

yes - that was a while ago.

Ming the Merciless
08-20-2014, 04:49 PM
Yes

I walked out during a porno, right after Pee-Wee Herman, because I was finished also

Coochie liquor
08-20-2014, 04:50 PM
Not me, but when I was very young my mom took me to see Tron. When it was over I really wanted to see Creepshow. She took me to it, but she had to leave during the roach episode of the movie.

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 04:53 PM
All my buddies joke about how bad Zardoz is w/ Sean Connery. I've never seen it but I looked up a pic from the film L O fucking L ROFL. They always make statements as if it's a great movie, "Gotta get that Zardoz cuz."

Bufkin
08-20-2014, 04:57 PM
I do.
I know, you said it and I believe it.

Jakemall
08-20-2014, 05:00 PM
Austin Powers: International Man of Misery

kysirsoze
08-20-2014, 05:01 PM
Austin Powers: International Man of Misery

What the hell? Was there a fire in the theater or something?

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2014, 05:01 PM
Eyes Wide Shut. It's also the only R-rated movie I ever saw w/o adult supervision to that point.

Pepe Silvia
08-20-2014, 05:03 PM
Austin Powers: International Man of Misery

Come on how could you hate that movie?

Prison Bitch
08-20-2014, 05:04 PM
Never have. Wanted to walk out of Inglorious Basterds since it was so absurd given what everyone knows about history and it was violent which I don't like. But was with a friend.

Jakemall
08-20-2014, 05:04 PM
What the hell? Was there a fire in the theater or something?

Never liked it. Drove me crazy when everyone was going around saying "Yeah, baby."


My list would be huge if not for the advent of the VCR/DVD.

Jerok
08-20-2014, 05:12 PM
You walked out on Tropic Thunder? Never go full retard.

Ming the Merciless
08-20-2014, 05:12 PM
Eyes Wide Shut. It's also the only R-rated movie I ever saw w/o adult supervision to that point.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjdudfvKX1qg39ewo1_500.gif

saphojunkie
08-20-2014, 05:12 PM
Never have. Wanted to walk out of Inglorious Basterds since it was so absurd given what everyone knows about history and it was violent which I don't like. But was with a friend.

That's... the whole ****ing point.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 05:16 PM
Eyes Wide Shut. It's also the only R-rated movie I ever saw w/o adult supervision to that point.

Although I'm a Grandpa compared to you - maybe that's our problem - My first R movie was A Clockwork Orange on the Z-Channel - which was KC's first movie channel on 'cable TV' (at least to my knowledge) ...

Mom and Dad had Gone to Harry Starker and Jennifer was head banging to David Lee Roth w/ her door shut - I remember thinking to myself: "Are all R movies like this?"

LMAO

Ming the Merciless
08-20-2014, 05:18 PM
That's... the whole ****ing point.

I'm a tarrantino fan and I really didn't care for I.B. either

LoneWolf
08-20-2014, 05:32 PM
Only once. Some piece of shit movie named Time Bandits.

BWillie
08-20-2014, 05:40 PM
Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.

chiefs1111
08-20-2014, 05:40 PM
Queen Of The Damned

listopencil
08-20-2014, 05:42 PM
Eyes Wide Shut. It's also the only R-rated movie I ever saw w/o adult supervision to that point.


That was a horrible movie. Even naked Nicole Kidman couldn't save it.

Clyde Frog
08-20-2014, 06:11 PM
The Cell - The Scene where the bad guy hung himself on hooks and jerked his gerkin.
Grown Ups - Biggest wasted time of my life. Fuck Adam Sandler and everything he's done since Happy Gilmore.

Arrowhead Thunder
08-20-2014, 06:14 PM
I left the theater during the scene of Jackass 2 when they were drinking the horse semen.

Did you have an irresistible craving for horse semen?

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 06:28 PM
That was a horrible movie. Even naked Nicole Kidman couldn't save it.

Kubrick was on his last leg - not sure why he tried another one, at that point.

tiptap
08-20-2014, 06:35 PM
I was in the middle of watching the M*A*S*H movie when the curtain closed and we left the theater because there was a bomb scare.

Grim
08-20-2014, 06:35 PM
Spaceballs

MTG#10
08-20-2014, 06:35 PM
Never liked it. Drove me crazy when everyone was going around saying "Yeah, baby."



Im with you on this, never could stand that shit. Mike Myers has always been incredibly annoying to me.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 06:36 PM
I was in the middle of watching the M*A*S*H movie when the curtain closed and we left the theater because there was a bomb scare.

LMAO

That happened to me at a Home Depot.

Simply Red
08-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Queen Of The Damned

That's got my girl in it.

tiptap
08-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Didn't know they made that a movie.

MTG#10
08-20-2014, 06:37 PM
Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.

You shut your whore mouth!

WhawhaWhat
08-20-2014, 06:40 PM
it was violent which I don't like. But was with a friend.

On the flip side, he walked out of Boy Don't Cry because they wouldn't rewind it.

Kiimo
08-20-2014, 06:46 PM
Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.

Go straight to hell.

LoneWolf
08-20-2014, 06:47 PM
LMAO

That happened to me at a Home Depot.


You were watching M*A*S*H at a Home Depot?

Easy 6
08-20-2014, 07:26 PM
Only once... I'm a huge Wes Anderson fan, but the ex and I walked out of Royal Tennenbaums, what a bore.

Thought it was gonna be funny, turns out all funny scenes were in the trailer.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2014, 07:46 PM
I should have clarified that statement a little bit: first time seeing an R-rated film without adult supervision in a theater. I think the first R-rated movie I owned was Terminator 2, when I was nine. I loved Beverly Hills Cop as a 4-5 year old.

Chiefs=Champions
08-20-2014, 08:01 PM
And Lord of the Rings.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/photoshop_phriday/2010_02_19/Rank_and_Vile_01.gif

dirk digler
08-20-2014, 08:03 PM
Only one...Punch Drunk Love

rockymtnchief
08-20-2014, 08:40 PM
Premonition with Sandra Bullock. The girlfriend insisted we see it. I watched 30 minutes and told the GF to meet me in the next theater where 300 was just starting. She agreed that 300 was better.

CoMoChief
08-20-2014, 08:44 PM
Christmas With the Kranks

Cloverfield

CapsLockKey
08-20-2014, 09:00 PM
I never walked out of a movie, but the theater had projector problems early on when I went on a double date to Lucky Numbers. We were high fiving each other on the way out as we received a refund for that POS.

I can stomach most kids movies when I'm with my kids, but Last Airbender was by far the worst thing I ever had to suffer through. Even the kids thought it was terrible. One feel asleep in the theater 30 minutes in.

Psyko Tek
08-20-2014, 09:02 PM
Oh, and I probably should have walked out on "Highlander 2, The Quickening" just for being soooo stupid but, for no reason at all, I sat through it in its entirety.

I remember that one, I just keep thinking this can't suck that bad...

but yes it kept delivering the suck

44yearsandcounting
08-20-2014, 09:12 PM
Night of the Comet, Wise Guys (Joe Piscopo), and slept thru 2/3 of George of the Jungle. Wish I had walked out of Titanic, but I've always loved the history, so I stuck it out.

Why Not?
08-20-2014, 10:16 PM
Wish I had walked out of Titanic, but I've always loved the history, so I stuck it out.

This is how I feel about Pearl Harbor. As a guy from Hawaii with a grandfather with strong ties to the Arizona Memorial, I couldn't wait for this movie. What a raging pile if burning aids it turned out to be. Should have left 1/10th of the way in.

srvy
08-20-2014, 10:52 PM
This is how I feel about Pearl Harbor. As a guy from Hawaii with a grandfather with strong ties to the Arizona Memorial, I couldn't wait for this movie. What a raging pile if burning aids it turned out to be. Should have left 1/10th of the way in.

onlt decent Pearl Harbor movie they made was Tora Tora Tora.

suzzer99
08-20-2014, 11:16 PM
Menage - at the Tivoli. I went with two male friends - we planned to see Blue Velvet but it had just switched to Menage - the plot being a three-way love affair among three thieves. And not the good kind of three-way. After it became clear that Gerard Depardieu was going to get it on with the other male thief, we decided to get out of there and go have some beers and talk football.

suzzer99
08-20-2014, 11:18 PM
Only once. Some piece of shit movie named Time Bandits.

Wtf Time Bandits was awesome.

PunkinDrublic
08-20-2014, 11:44 PM
Two for the money with Matthew Macaughnehey and Al Pacino. From the trailers it looked badass. I was totally unprepared for what a giant piece of shit that was.

Mojo Jojo
08-21-2014, 12:15 AM
Wtf Time Bandits was awesome.

This

Pasta Little Brioni
08-21-2014, 12:23 AM
Draft day when goodell got a standing ovation

ThaVirus
08-21-2014, 12:38 AM
Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.


Dude..

You don't like any of the Harry Potters.

You don't like LOTR.

You don't like any comic book movie outside of the Nolan Batmans

.... You're just a fucking idiot. You'd think you'd stop watching these fucking Sci-Fi flicks because they're OBVIOUSLY not your thing.

Discuss Thrower
08-21-2014, 01:04 AM
There's so many adult arcades along I-44.

Everyone knows here I'm on a spell drier than Death Valley in a La Nina season. The whispering eye of womenfolk become so arid that no metaphorical Visine could restore the natural moisture of the figurative holiest of holies.

So just outside of Sarcoxie I pulled off the highway and guided my metal stallion into one of these establishments. A grizzled man gave me a knowing glance as he sauntered out from the gantry jutting out from the arcade toward his tractor trailer rig.

That was my rubicon. But I was Caesar and the die was cast.

I hunched my shoulders as I walked into to the establishment. A proud purveyor of porn greeted me from behind the counter. The remaining silver strands of his hair billowed in a sad halo around the waxy dome of his head from the blowing of a pivoting fan behind him.

"$10 for an hour in the booth," he croaked and I nodded accordingly. I produced a crinkled Hamilton from my pocket and tossed it to him. His teeth looked like a fencepost.

I plyed the endless stacks of pornographic movies, perusing for the most prurient of films to provide for a purposely perverted experience.

A title reached up and grabbed me: LA FIESTA DA LECHE DOS: ELECTRIC JIZZALOO. It's cover was a group of men with non-descript faces encircled around a kneeling woman. It would suit my needs.

I walked to the privacy booths in the back of the arcade with an anticipation of shame yet satisfaction in my mind.

The booth was dark and hosted nothing more than a chair and a combination TV+VHS player. It smelled of chlorine. I tepidly sat in the chair as I inserted the videotape into the slot. Sound came before sight as I heard the primal grunting of dudes ready for sexual conquest and the cloying moans of a woman ready to provide for the multitude of men.

But I was mislead by the boxart. There was no milk and there was no party. As the tracking lines of the tape begin to disappear I saw the true contents of the video. The camera was panning over some facade of a barn as the title credits rolled. A bunch of contrived male names like LANCE HARDWOOD and HUGH. G. REXION. But behind a hay bale was the sight of a bunch of farmers surrounding a lass in the throes of passion as a goat pleasured her as the name of the only female performer in the movie came on screen.

It was Go Chiefs' mother.

And that was the only time I walked out of a movie.

HIChief
08-21-2014, 05:14 AM
Fatal Attraction. Also happened to be the night I proposed to my (ex) wife. Lol!

blaise
08-21-2014, 05:39 AM
Yes, during Harry Potter, the 1st one. And Lord of the Rings.

Terrible terrible movies, unless you are a little kid or an aspiring wizard.

What did you think you were going to see when you bought the tickets a baseball movie?

KC-TBB
08-21-2014, 06:24 AM
Old movie with Olivia 'Neutron Bomb'...Xanadu...didnt walk out, it was like a train wreck...MUST NOT LOOK...but I did and am now scarred for life with the shame :(

John Dope
08-21-2014, 06:25 AM
The only movie I walked out of was The Thin Red Line. I love war movies but that movie fucking sucked.

John Dope
08-21-2014, 06:27 AM
Night of the Comet

Wow, haven't seen that one in a long time. My brother and I loved it as kids and rented it all the time. I bet it would suck now though.

Coochie liquor
08-21-2014, 06:27 AM
Probably the worst movie ever made.

Yeah I expected something epic after 1000 corpses, and rejects. That movie SUCKED!

Munson
08-21-2014, 06:37 AM
Had to walk out of District 9, because the shaky camera was making me sick. Damn near spewed out of both ends.

Fire Me Boy!
08-21-2014, 06:37 AM
Closest I've come is Summer of Sam. But I made it through. Some I might have walked out of I didn't because I was being paid to review them.

InChiefsHeaven
08-21-2014, 06:45 AM
Can't say I've walked out of a theater, usually I go to see movies I know I'm gonna like. My wife DID buy me the Godfather boxed set, and I still have not gotten through part 3. It sucks so friggin' bad, and it's nothing close to the first two which were absolute classics.

Someday I'll suck it up and watch it, just to say I did.

Graystoke
08-21-2014, 06:49 AM
I have not only walked out, but ask for my money back.
Cant remember the name of the movie, but it was total suckage.
I want to say Cloverdale?

InChiefsHeaven
08-21-2014, 06:56 AM
I have not only walked out, but ask for my money back.
Cant remember the name of the movie, but it was total suckage.
I want to say Cloverdale?

Cloverfield think you mean. The one about the giant monster thingee. I heard it was a piece of shit.

A buddy of mine went with his wife to see something, can't remember. She asked for their money back and got it. I've never thought to do that before...

Lzen
08-21-2014, 07:08 AM
No, but anymore I don't usually even think about going to see a movie unless I know it is going to be good. When I see movie previews, I usually say I'll wait until it comes to DVD to see it.

BWillie
08-21-2014, 07:54 AM
Dude..

You don't like any of the Harry Potters.

You don't like LOTR.

You don't like any comic book movie outside of the Nolan Batmans

.... You're just a fucking idiot. You'd think you'd stop watching these fucking Sci-Fi flicks because they're OBVIOUSLY not your thing.
Like almost all science fiction movies. Think it's the fantasy genre I dont like.

srvy
08-21-2014, 08:03 AM
The only movie I walked out of was The Thin Red Line. I love war movies but that movie ****ing sucked.

That was a POS! I didn't finish hit open on the dvd pulled it out and sealed it back drop the turd at post office for return to netflix.

Hoover
08-21-2014, 08:09 AM
Yes, twice.

Vanilla Sky - Horrible movie

Braveheart - This is odd, because I've now watched it multiple times. But the chick I took to this was elfin hot so after two hours of thinking about what we should do after the movie, I said hey you want to leave? She said yes. Great night!

blaise
08-21-2014, 08:13 AM
I thought Vanilla Sky was ok.

srvy
08-21-2014, 08:24 AM
Like almost all science fiction movies. Think it's the fantasy genre I dont like.

Im with ya on this. Harry Potter I just could not finish on DVD. The LOTR series I rented I could finish those due to the cool effects. The Hobbits is what I have a problem with. Something about the bug eyed hobbit and his side kick just pissed me off.

When Star Wars came out I went to see it after work with group of my Worlds of Fun friends. We had been pulling dbl shifts do to most everyone had dogged out to prepare to go back to school. Bout 30 minutes in I was sound asleep frieds woke me at the credits. Still haven't finished a SW saga probably wont. The whole out of order bs just rubs me wrongly.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-21-2014, 08:40 AM
Who was the dude that asked for his money back AFTER staying and watching the whole movie? That's lame.

LiveSteam
08-21-2014, 08:44 AM
Tequila Sunrise... boring as fuck
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Arrowhead Thunder
08-21-2014, 08:45 AM
I thought Vanilla Sky was ok.

I accidentally walked out on that. Thought it was over, turns out I missed the whole explanation part at the end.

frankotank
08-21-2014, 08:48 AM
I was in 6th or 7th grade and my mom got me and my best friend tickets to It’s Alive. I LOVE scary movies…..but this one freaked my shit. Me and my buddy Donny couldn’t handle it. We left. Me and Donny would race all the time. He’d beat me. All the time. We had to go thru some woods to get home and of course we got spooked. Starting walking faster and faster and ended up running through those woods full speed. I dusted his ass! Funny how fast you can be when the ole adrenaline kicks in. Quick as a cat when I’m afeared!

I’ve seen It’s Alive in recent years and it’s really a pathetic movie. Not really that scary….but it sure was back then!

Omaha
08-21-2014, 08:51 AM
A dumb bitch I was dating wanted to see Jingle All the Way. We left early.

Graystoke
08-21-2014, 08:52 AM
Who was the dude that asked for his money back AFTER staying and watching the whole movie? That's lame.

I didn't stay the whole movie. About 20 Minutes. The movie was making me motion sick and it sucked. Not paying

srvy
08-21-2014, 08:53 AM
Who was the dude that asked for his money back AFTER staying and watching the whole movie? That's lame.

Ive walked from movies before but with the mega theater complex I just slipped into another movie. Maybe wrong but really isn't my nature to complain and ask for refunds.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-21-2014, 08:54 AM
I didn't stay the whole movie. About 20 Minutes. The movie was making me motion sick and it sucked. Not paying

No there was a big thread and whoever it was got bent over pretty good.

Graystoke
08-21-2014, 08:57 AM
No there was a big thread and whoever it was got bent over pretty good.

ahh.
Well we would have went to a different movie, but we were ill from seeing that Cloverfield piece of shit.
I think we went home and layed down. It was like a bad circus ride

Pasta Little Brioni
08-21-2014, 09:00 AM
ahh.
Well we would have went to a different movie, but we were ill from seeing that Cloverfield piece of shit.
I think we went home and layed down. It was like a bad circus ride

Well Draft day made me sick to my stomach, so I understand getting pissed at a turd movie.

Kiimo
08-21-2014, 11:11 AM
Cloverfield was totally enjoyable if you A. Don't mind shaky cam B. Have herbally prepared.

I walked out of Three Men and a Baby on three separate occasions. That's what happens when you go to a movie like that on a "date" at 12 years old. I still don't know how it ends and that's the only thing satisfying about the experience.

oldandslow
08-21-2014, 11:19 AM
Brad Pitt was in something called 7 years in Tibet....It felt like 7 decades and I only sat thru the first hour....

Also one that was a pseudo western with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Oklahoma...Can't for the life of me remember the name, but it was terrible...Left at halftime.

Kiimo
08-21-2014, 11:23 AM
Far and Away and it was great.

The Franchise
08-21-2014, 11:27 AM
Queen Of The Damned

Watched that movie with a stripper.

mikeyis4dcats.
08-21-2014, 11:43 AM
wolf

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 11:44 AM
Watched that movie with a stripper.
Is there a story behind that?

RobBlake
08-21-2014, 12:19 PM
didn't read the whole thread but directors try to make the first 15 mins the most captivating because thats the time you have to get your money back fully refunded.

The Franchise
08-21-2014, 12:24 PM
Is there a story behind that?

I was young (and dumb) and tagging a stripper on the side. She took me to the premiere because she got free tickets from a radio DJ.

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 12:34 PM
didn't read the whole thread but directors try to make the first 15 mins the most captivating because thats the time you have to get your money back fully refunded.
Michael Bay defies the odds by making the entire movie resemble a shit stain as opposed to the final hour and 15 minutes.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
08-21-2014, 01:25 PM
The Patriot - revisionist history at it's best.

I had not heard any reviews and did not realize that it was American propaganda.

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 01:33 PM
The Patriot - revisionist history at it's best.

I had not heard any reviews and did not realize that it was American propaganda.
It may have been as historically accurate as the Holocaust, but you have to admit it was a good flick. I stood up and cheered when I found out Mel Gibson was banging his dead wife's sister at the end.

MTG#10
08-21-2014, 02:09 PM
It may have been as historically accurate as the Holocaust, but you have to admit it was a good flick. I stood up and cheered when I found out Mel Gibson was banging his dead wife's sister at the end.

:LOL:

It was a damn good flick. Think I may watch it again tonight, its been a few years.

Chief Roundup
08-21-2014, 02:14 PM
Why did you walk out on Tropic Thunder?

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 02:14 PM
Why did you walk out on Tropic Thunder?
It was about as funny as the R. Budd Dwyer suicide video.

In58men
08-21-2014, 02:18 PM
The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Garbage.

Rausch
08-21-2014, 02:19 PM
The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Garbage.

Someone, at some random point today, should come up and cock-punch you...:harumph:

In58men
08-21-2014, 02:20 PM
Someone, at some random point today, should come up and cock-punch you...:harumph:


Worst movie ever


Howard the Duck > The Illusionist

Rausch
08-21-2014, 02:25 PM
Worst movie ever


Howard the Duck > The Illusionist

Oh......oh........

In58men
08-21-2014, 02:29 PM
Oh......oh........

No one laughs at Mr. Quack Fu

John Dope
08-21-2014, 02:29 PM
Worst movie ever


Howard the Duck > The Illusionist

I don't know man. That chick (Lea Thompson) was kind of girl next door hot back in the day and Howard did bone her. That's about all I remember. I was in 7th grade maybe?

In58men
08-21-2014, 02:41 PM
I don't know man. That chick (Lea Thompson) was kind of girl next door hot back in the day and Howard did bone her. That's about all I remember. I was in 7th grade maybe?

Howard was a pimp. He's iconic.

Pepe Silvia
08-21-2014, 02:58 PM
Howard was a pimp. He's iconic.

And he had a fridge full of beer.

MTG#10
08-21-2014, 03:05 PM
The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Garbage.

I want you to die

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 03:44 PM
The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Garbage.
http://i56.tinypic.com/2vrvny8.jpg

Coochie liquor
08-21-2014, 04:03 PM
Well there WAS this one time...

FishingRod
08-21-2014, 04:55 PM
How old were you when you watched it? I remember my little brother watching it at 8 nonstop.

I was 30 something took my son to see it.

RobBlake
08-21-2014, 06:14 PM
Worst movie ever


Howard the Duck > The Illusionist

damn son.

NinerDoug
08-21-2014, 06:17 PM
My daughter wanted to see Zombie Land. It was a great movie, but on that occasion, we decided about 30 seconds into the movie that she was too young.

tiptap
08-21-2014, 09:49 PM
I mentioned earlier that I left a movie because of a bomb scare but I remember now leaving a movie because it was so overwhelmingly gory. That was Warhol's Frankenstein. I can tell you it wasn't the x rated experience I was looking for with my date.

ThaVirus
08-21-2014, 10:19 PM
The Illusionist with Edward Norton. Garbage.


I remember that being pretty good.

There was one that came out around the same time that was similar called The Prestige. I don't even remember which is which, I just know Ed Norton, Christian Bale, and Hugh Jackman starred. Couldn't even tell you who was in which, that's how similar they were to me at the time.

Strongside
08-21-2014, 10:58 PM
I walked out of a Tyler Perry movie once. For obvious reasons.

listopencil
08-21-2014, 11:18 PM
I don't know man. That chick (Lea Thompson) was kind of girl next door hot back in the day and Howard did bone her. That's about all I remember. I was in 7th grade maybe?


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TinyEvel
08-21-2014, 11:44 PM
The Master. Juaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymore Hoffman gave great performances but that was it. Too long, too incongruous. Too gratuitous. Stupid.

Oh, and All About Steve, a Sandra Bullock movie. Turns out it got 7% on Rotten Tomatoes, so I was right.

TimBone
08-22-2014, 02:56 AM
Well Draft day made me sick to my stomach, so I understand getting pissed at a turd movie.

If you went to a theater to see Draft day, then you have only yourself to blame.

Son of Logical
08-22-2014, 03:32 AM
King Kong (Peter Jackson version) way too long.
Romeo and Juliet the newest one
Honorable mention I also can't make it through "what about Bob". I dig Bill Murray but something about it just bugs me.