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Bufkin
08-21-2014, 04:30 PM
I don't think I've ever seen something this long and girthy outside of an East St. Louis locker room.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvk9XOrIAAApvhO.jpg
When you're an NFL team named for a company that canned animal by-products under the slogan, "A meat market on your pantry shelf," and your fans wear cheese as a hat, your stadium better have a menu to match. Enter The Horse Collar, a 22-inch kielbasa covered in beer cheese and fried sauerkraut.


According to ESPN's Darren Rovell, The Horse Collar will sell for $20 at Lambeau Field this winter and appears to come with a penalty far stiffer than the 15 yards for a tackle of the same name. There's at least one Colt who wouldn't think about eating it, and surely it will be the butt of many a Bears fan's jokes.

Perhaps the chef drew inspiration from a Randy Moss touchdown celebration in Green Bay.

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For the record, Green Bay ranked as the nation's 10th fattest city with approximately a third of its citizens weighing in as obese, according to a Gallup poll, and they're apparently making a push for top billing.

The Packers will also be unveiling a doughnut ice cream sandwich, which looks delicious, and the Bratchos — a bowl of brats, cheese and fried chips Rovell dubbed "Wisconsin in a bucket" — but The Horse Collar is the star of the show, coming in at a rough estimate of 10 billion calories.

"It's made for two," Lambeau Field's executive chef Heath Barbato told ESPN.com. "If you can tackle this one alone, you're a champ." Or currently suffering from a massive coronary.
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/packers-now-selling-grotesque-looking-22-inch-kielbasa-with-beer-cheese-195404895.html

gblowfish
08-21-2014, 04:30 PM
You hang out in East St. Louis locker rooms?
Alllrighty then....

TLO
08-21-2014, 04:34 PM
One of those probably packs like 1500 calories.

I'll have 2.

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 04:35 PM
You hang out in East St. Louis locker rooms?
Alllrighty then....
I have family there.

Hammock Parties
08-21-2014, 04:35 PM
That looks awesome. Way better than traditional stadium food.

Bufkin
08-21-2014, 04:36 PM
That looks awesome. Way better than traditional stadium food.
If you ate one, chances are we'd be replicating the "I am on a quest to shit" thread.

Rain Man
08-21-2014, 04:36 PM
That actually looks pretty good.

Hammock Parties
08-21-2014, 04:36 PM
If you ate one, chances are we'd be replicating the "I am on a quest to shit" thread.

I'd give anything for another one of those threads.

cabletech94
08-21-2014, 04:37 PM
That actually looks pretty good.

yup. i'd do it.

Mennonite
08-21-2014, 04:37 PM
Where are the ants at? For 20 dollars there better be some damn ants.

KCUnited
08-21-2014, 04:37 PM
Is there a before pick?

John Dope
08-21-2014, 04:47 PM
I can honestly say I never thought I would see a sausage that reminded me of a vagina.

Steron
08-21-2014, 04:55 PM
That actually looks pretty good.

+1

Pepe Silvia
08-21-2014, 05:07 PM
I'd give anything for another one of those threads.

Just start one anyway, even if you're full of shit.

Ming the Merciless
08-21-2014, 05:09 PM
grotesque?

I would fucking inhale that shit deeper than Maverick'a Ace has EVER had Alex's SMiths kielbasa

WakkaWakka
08-21-2014, 05:17 PM
Looks delicious

Dinny Bossa Nova
08-21-2014, 05:23 PM
Eye wood.

Eye most Surtainly wood.

Dinny

FlaChief58
08-21-2014, 05:56 PM
Looks like they're on the fast track to becoming #1 fattest city or at a minimum, the city with the most heart attacks

vailpass
08-21-2014, 06:06 PM
Take away the bread and cheese and it looks good...

Baby Lee
08-21-2014, 06:09 PM
Just needs some stone ground mustard.

jd1020
08-21-2014, 06:18 PM
Looks good, but...

"It's made for two,"

That shit is made for 4 or 5.

ptlyon
08-21-2014, 06:27 PM
Imagine wrapping your lips around that!

notorious
08-21-2014, 07:00 PM
That isn't a bad deal for $20.


Usually the prices for stadium food rape the wallet.

ptlyon
08-21-2014, 07:03 PM
And you can rape 4 chick's around you!

listopencil
08-21-2014, 07:25 PM
Looks great, decent price point and it's inspired by legendary Packers QB Brett Favre's dick pic. Win.

Bugeater
08-21-2014, 10:01 PM
Whole thing I would.

Darien25
08-21-2014, 11:00 PM
I can honestly say I never thought I would see a sausage that reminded me of a vagina.

Penis and vagina all in one. There is a name for folks that have that but I can't remember what it is.

Darien25
08-21-2014, 11:02 PM
Hermaphrodite kielbasa?

mikey23545
08-21-2014, 11:18 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bvk9XOrIAAApvhO.jpg



:drool:

Rausch
08-22-2014, 12:35 AM
Looks like a buffalo's vagina...

booger
08-22-2014, 12:56 AM
Looks like a buffalo's vagina...

Tatanka

mikey23545
08-22-2014, 08:16 AM
Looks like a buffalo's vagina...

That's a helluva thing to say about your wife.

ChiTown
08-22-2014, 08:18 AM
Looks like a buffalo's vagina...

Not gonna ask how or why you know that...........

Halfcan
08-22-2014, 08:20 AM
Hold the kraut-but otherwise-looks freaking great.

Of course those that want to see dicks will see dicks-sounds like a personal issue.

Old Sport
08-22-2014, 09:35 AM
Michael Sam's twink can gobble two of these at a time.

tecumseh
08-22-2014, 10:15 AM
Looks like some 90 year olds hemoroidal ass crack. I imagine.