What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

[Hammock Parties]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.


At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite


One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

[Silock]

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/NXoon9F.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Here's a good one from my youth:

I went to school with this tubby little Scot named Oswin King. Great name for a fat kid, right? I always remember at lunch he would eat really fucking fast. Just inhale his tray of shitty ass UK school food.

His excuse was that he was under doctor's orders to eat that way. Riiiight. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.

[Hammock Parties]

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

So that's like 6,000 calories. Carb up?

[Bufkin]

This is a true story. In high school, I had a giant German Shepherd named Kujo. One night, I was on the couch eating a giant bag of m&m's. I dropped one underneath where I was sitting, and without thinking, I reached to pick it up and plop it in my mouth. Unfortunately, I didn't grab what I thought was the m&m, and I certainly didn't bite into what I thought was the m&m. It was a dog tick from Kujo's huge ass.

[Buehler445]

My friend used to cut hair.

She told me this whale I used to work with came in and got stuck in the chair. Like wedged.

She used to cut her size whale shorts down the side so she could get them over herself. Then of course the fat would be showing through the cut.

No food stories. But damn. She was fat.

[Silock]

So that's like 6,000 calories. Carb up?

Nope. Pure gluttony.

I'm forced off of the diet for 2 weeks.

[Strongside]

http://i.imgur.com/NXoon9F.gif

A+

[Saulbadguy]

I watched a lady eat a personal pizza with a knife and fork. Dipped every single piece in ranch dressing.

[Easy 6]

I followed up a grilled lunch ribeye AND potato... with a Burger Sling Big King and fries that evening, oh yeah mfer, and I enjoyed it too.

No guilt, no shame just get back on the train.

[Hammock Parties]

Nope. Pure gluttony.

I'm forced off of the diet for 2 weeks.

Jesus. How much weight are you planning to gain? I'm guessing you gained a pound already today.

[Bufkin]

I watched a lady eat a personal pizza with a knife and fork. Dipped every single piece in ranch dressing.
That's fat? I do that every time I visit a pizza buffet.

[Buehler445]

I watched a lady eat a personal pizza with a knife and fork. Dipped every single piece in ranch dressing.

My niece and nephew slather pizza in ranch. It makes me want to puke.

In fact they're the ones I grilled up a kickass ribeye steak for and then they promptly dipped it in ranch. Their lives nearly ended that day.

[Silock]

Jesus. How much weight are you planning to gain? I'm guessing you gained a pound already today.

I dunno. Only going off the diet crazy for a week. Tapering back down this week and doing another round of UD 2.0 probably.

But I'm bloated as fuck right now.

[Saulbadguy]

Anyone who orders dessert at a chain restaurant. For themselves. Not only do they suck, but it must be 1500-2000 calories. Probably more

[Bufkin]

Anyone who orders dessert at a chain restaurant. For themselves. Not only do they suck, but it must be 1500-2000 calories. Probably more
STOP DESCRIBING MY LIFE AND CALLING IT FAT.

[Strongside]

I have a few examples.

1) I remember once getting in trouble at my grandma's house for eating an entire stick of butter like it was a candy bar. I made it about 7/8 of the way through before she caught me.

2) I once participated in a wing eating contest at a Tilted Kilt in Tempe, AZ. It was all-you-can-eat, no limit. I ate 72 wings. No bullshit. I vomited more than should be possible for a human to vomit. It was probably illegal in some parts of the world. ***I did not win***

3) When I was in High School, I would go into the break room most days and get a Milky Way out of the vending machine. I would then pour 2 packets of Swiss Miss into a small cup of water, basically making a small vat of molten hot fudge. I would then dip said Milky Way into the hot chocolate and eat it. It tasted like heaven. And diabetes.

4) During my high school football days, back when I was burning 3k calories at practice and conditioning every day, I'd routinely eat 4-5 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendy's at lunch. They were a dollar and I was poor. It was a glorious time in my life.

5) I'm fairly healthy now, but every once in a while I'll order a large pizza from Minsky's and eat the entire thing with a 6 pack of craft beer. I try to eat a minimal amount of carbs and not drink during the week (I tend to feel better if I don't) and I'll reward myself with no more than one shitty meal on the weekends. The pizza is all I have left.

[Silock]

5) I'm fairly healthy now, but every once in a while I'll order a large pizza from Minsky's and eat the entire thing with a 6 pack of craft beer. I try to eat a minimal amount of carbs and not drink during the week (I tend to feel better if I don't) and I'll reward myself with no more than one shitty meal on the weekends. The pizza is all I have left.

Nothing wrong with that. Life isn't worth living if you can't eat some pizza every once in a while.

[Hammock Parties]

I used to work at Kroger when I was a kid.

Every day. Literally EVERY FUCKING DAY I worked there, I would walk across the street to McDonalds and have two cajun chicken sandwiches for lunch. I thought they tasted amazing.

Appalling.

[Saulbadguy]

My high school lunch consisted of a hostess fruit pie, a bag of Cheetos, and a 20 oz bottle of Surge.

[Hammock Parties]

My high school lunch consisted of a hostess fruit pie, a bag of Cheetos, and a 20 oz bottle of Surge.

I bet you were worthless in the afternoon. :LOL:

I actually had a really disgusting thread on CP once....I think it was here anyway, about 10-11 years ago...I loaded up a plate with shit tons of frozen/fried food and nuked it all...I remember it being an obscene amount of food because my eyes were bigger than my quite impressive stomach at the time.

The thread was something about THE GREAT FEAST but I can't find it in the archives. I remember I had like 4 egg rolls, and a couple hot pockets and a few other things.

[Strongside]

I'd say the fattest thing I've ever seen someone else do occurred when I was a freshman in high school. We had this fat kid that was a co-worker at a place called the Red Barn Restaurant in Fort Scott, KS. Some of you may have known it. Anyway, we were both bus boys there, and the whole crew was a big group of friends. It was probably the most fun I've ever had at work.

The fat kid, though, once disappeared for about an hour one Sunday. We couldn't find him. Finally, someone realized that he'd locked himself in the large walk-in freezer in the back of the restaurant. It was in an isolated area and we only used it for desserts. On Sundays, we had this amazing flat-pan brownie cake with a chocolate icing. When we found the kid in the walk-in, he was sitting on the floor with chocolate all over his shirt. Apparently he had beaten on the door and couldn't get out. For fear that he was about to die, he had decided that his last meal would be every ounce of icing from the top of the brownie cake. This cake was something like 2.5' x 3'. It was huge. He ate every drop of the icing.

He probably should have died that day.

Ironically, now, he's skinny and healthy. That may have been the turning point.

[Saccopoo]

You know you are going to hell, right?

All of you insensitive pricks right to the pit of fire and brimstone.

[cmh6476]

is this the make you feel good about yourself thread?

[listopencil]

When I was around nine or ten years old my mom got a job at Dunkin' Donuts. She would work the graveyard shift, very late at night until very early in the morning. I don't know if they still do this, but at that time the donuts would be made fresh every day, and the day-old donuts would be thrown out before the breakfast rush every morning. Well she started bringing them home to us instead. Five of us kids. Dozens and dozens of donuts and "donut holes." One by one my siblings grew tired of them as the weeks went by and stopped eating them. Not I. I just ate more. More and more until I was the only one eating them. All of them. I don't know how long this went on but even I eventually couldn't eat them anymore. In fact I was so sick of them that I couldn't eat sweet bread for about fifteen years. No cakes, no cookies or any kind of sweet bread. I'd get sick to my stomach if I even walked by a Mrs. Fields store at a mall.

[Hammock Parties]

I remember going out with co-workers during college to a bar after the office closed. Everyone ordered drinks. Beers, mixed drinks, etc.

I ordered what must have been 30 ounces of Pepsi. No alcohol for me! Just sugar water, thanks.

[cmh6476]

look at me look at me

[Arrowhead Thunder]

once saw a man down a full solo cup of pig drippings. It was the runoff from butchering an entire smoked hog. groosssss! fast forward 5 years and he had gout at 30

[cmh6476]

also, I would the whole thing

[Easy 6]

You know you are going to hell, right?

All of you insensitive pricks right to the pit of fire and brimstone.

Buncha filthy sinners the lot of 'em.

[cosmo20002]

I remember going out with co-workers during college to a bar after the office closed. Everyone ordered drinks. Beers, mixed drinks, etc.

I ordered what must have been 30 ounces of Pepsi. No alcohol for me! Just sugar water, thanks.

DAMN...that's like more than two cans. Sicko

[Hammock Parties]

DAMN...that's like more than two cans. Sicko

That's probably like 500 calories though, just in a cup. Everyone else is sitting around having a beer.

It's awful.

[Why Not?]

In my early 20's a group of people including myself, would try the Ben and Jerry's Vermonster challenge. It was something like 30 scoops of ice cream, a bunch of toppings, a huge brownie, and a couple of bananas all served in one tub. You and 3 others had to eat all of it in one sitting. Out if the same tub. About half way through you'd be watching melted ice cream dripping back in the tub off the knuckles of your comrades. We had like. 3 or 4 groups at a time. The groups that would finish would always barf in the parking lot. For some insane, self hating reason(same gene that made me a Chiefs fan), we did this like 3 or 4 times

[rico]

I graduated with this girl who was a fat ass. She rode my bus. In the morning, she would bring a bucket of sour cream and eat it with a spoon. She would follow this by washing it down with that Cheese Whiz shit that came in the spray can. Whenever someone talked to her about being fat, she would always be like, "I'm fat because of my medicine!" No.... she was fat because she ate like a dipshit.

To go along with this, I recall her and this other fat chick who rode my bus getting into a heated argument that almost became a full-fledged fight....the reason being, the sour cream eating fat girl wouldn't share any of her sour cream with the other fat girl.

It was pretty funny.

[tmw4h5]

I love fat kid stories. Here are mine:

1. 6 college kids who are 19-20 living in a house in Springfield. Every Monday night during football season, we would go to Wal-Mart and each of us would get a 2-liter of fruit soda (orange, strawberry, grape, etc), a rotisserie chicken, and a bag of chips. Not like a snack-size bag, but a full bag.
2. Same era, but for Chiefs' games, we would go to Little Caesar's and each person would get a $5 pizza and crazy bread.
3. A couple years later, I was living in KC with friends still at MO State. We would visit them once or twice a semester and we would drink Friday night and then to sober ourselves up on Saturday, we'd hit up a KFC buffet. We'd always end up somehow stealing enough chicken to gorge ourselves later that night while drunk again.
---Side note: Very lucky that we played racquetball religiously or we would have all been obese.---
4. Fogo de Chao. Every single year, a group of us go there and a few of us guys decide to turn it into a pigfest. Our last visit lasted 3 hours. Bonus: I took a shit at the 1.5 hour mark.
5. First time I got high I spent $25 at QuikTrip on food.
6. Ultimate fat day: Drunk at 5am, went to Chubby's on Broadway. Wake up at 3pm and go to Dairy Queen. High at 9pm and ordered pizza and Chinese food.

If I live past 30, it'll be amazing.

[Sassy Squatch]

once saw a man down a full solo cup of pig drippings. It was the runoff from butchering an entire smoked hog. groosssss! fast forward 5 years and he had gout at 30
Jesus. I retched just reading that?

[Gadzooks]

I have a buddy who used to have a penchant for picking up the fattest chick in any club.
(Beer was clearly the problem).
I'd try to intervene by asking him how many fingers I was holding up. If I flashed 3 he said 2, 2 was 1. The guy was hopeless...
The fattest thing he did was a 350 lb boar masquerading as a woman.
He swears to this day "she had great tits".

[Pepe Silvia]

5) I'm fairly healthy now, but every once in a while I'll order a large pizza from Minsky's and eat the entire thing with a 6 pack of craft beer. I try to eat a minimal amount of carbs and not drink during the week (I tend to feel better if I don't) and I'll reward myself with no more than one shitty meal on the weekends. The pizza is all I have left.

Minsky's Prime Cut FTW

[rico]

I have a buddy who used to have a penchant for picking up the fattest chick in any club.
(Beer was clearly the problem).
I'd try to intervene by asking him how many fingers I was holding up. If I flashed 3 he said 2, 2 was 1. The guy was hopeless...
The fattest thing he did was a 350 lb boar masquerading as a woman.
He swears to this day "she had great tits".

ROFL

[Strongside]

Minsky's Prime Cut FTW

You da real MVP.

[Pepe Silvia]

My cousins used to have this bad ass chinese buffet by their house and we used to tear it up. Well the first time i went my cousins were telling me how they would put at least 2 pounds of shrimp on their plate, they used to clean them out. So as were walking in the owner saw us and looked like he wanted to shit his pants. ROFL

[Rain Man]

You guys all beat me, but I'll admit that any time I buy a Marie Callender's Lemon Meringue Pie, the only reason I stop eating once I open it up is shame. I can sometimes stretch it out to three servings, but usually not.

[In58men]

I would order a bacon sonic double cheeseburger and some jalapeño poppers. Guess what I did? Threw about 3 to 4 of those poppers on the burger and destroyed it. Amazing.

[cdcox]

I used to routinely eat 3 Bacon and Tomato sandwiches (with mayo) for dinner. I haven't had a single one this year. Sniff.

When I was a teenager, a bowl of ice cream could mean a quart.

At the Cheesecake Factory, an order of Chicken Bellagio and cheese cake for dessert could easily pop 3000 calories.

That's all I got.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh man, I remember if I was having ice cream, that meant at LEAST 4 scoops. The bowl needed to full like it was a bowl of soup.

[cdcox]

You guys all beat me, but I'll admit that any time I buy a Marie Callender's Lemon Meringue Pie, the only reason I stop eating once I open it up is shame. I can sometimes stretch it out to three servings, but usually not.

Half a pie is only 1000 calories. That is only like one piece of Cheesecake at Cheesecake factory.

[Strongside]

Actually, now that I've had some more time to think about this...I can describe my fattest experience(s) using only 2 words.

Golden Corral.

[booger]

http://youtu.be/Dinpytifprs

Maury I has sex for bacon cheeseburgers

[Rain Man]

I used to routinely eat 3 Bacon and Tomato sandwiches (with mayo) for dinner. I haven't had a single one this year. Sniff.

When I was a teenager, a bowl of ice cream could mean a quart.

At the Cheesecake Factory, an order of Chicken Bellagio and cheese cake for dessert could easily pop 3000 calories.

That's all I got.

Just eating dinner at the Cheesecake Factory probably gets you into the quarterfinals of this contest. I think you hit 1,000 calories just with the water.

[AustinChief]

I sued to order the Supersized McDonald double quarter pounder meal and a cheeseburger on the the side for lunch... 5 days a week. That's a 2000+ calorie meal. I was pulling in between 6000-8000 calories a day back then.

[Gonzo]

Back when I was a security guard I worked with this Canadian guy. He was at least 6'3 and about 350.
He had a huge fucking head and his mouth was the size of a baseball.

Anywho, whenever we'd order pizza for the crew, he'd take three pieces, stack them and eat them in about four or five bites. I saw this dude eat four BK whoppers in about five minutes.
I've never seen anything like it.
Whenever one of the guards would have a bday and we'd get a cake, he'd eat three or four pieces. One time we ordered a second small cake just for him so someone wouldn't go all "office space."

[millz]

I used to get 2 combos from A&W.

2 large fries, a papa burger with all the trimmings, 6 chicken strips, a gravy.

It's not that fat but I would eat it quick sober like nothing than get stoned, and eat more shit (doritos, beef jerky, sodas, candy)

[millz]

My niece and nephew slather pizza in ranch. It makes me want to puke.

In fact they're the ones I grilled up a kickass ribeye steak for and then they promptly dipped it in ranch. Their lives nearly ended that day.

like caesar ranch? cause that's disgusting, I could only eat it with peppercorn ranch if I tried but I don't.

dunno about in the US but here in Canada, it's almost forbidden to eat pizza plain. There is so many variety of dipping sauces for our pizza that ranges from creamy roasted garlic dip to cheddar jalepeno to bbq, ranch, the list goes on.

haven't noticed much of that in the states, I know papa johns does some garlic butter thing but this is entirely different. it's like the dipping sauces you'd get from a mcdonalds or BK.

our little caesars carry a lot of flavors of dips here, does yours?

[Mav]

When I was 18 I worked at Wal-Mart, guy named doug was 300 + with that hole in his throat. He could only wear stretch pants but every single day while smelling like absolute piss and shit he would down an entire box of little debbies.

[Cannibal]

On my Saturday night dyink nights I used to drink a 12 pack of beer then at the end of the night my wife would stop by Mickey D's for me and I'd get two of the big sandwiches and super sized fry.

[loochy]

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

Yeah but you are all active and muscley. It will have minimal impact .

[loochy]

Whenever I get chicken strips I drink the leftover gravy from the little foam cup. :shrug :

[Reaper16]

When I was like 10 or 11 or something I ate 76 wings at a Ponderosa Steakhouse buffet.

[John Dope]

When I was about 18-21 we would get stoned as hell and go to my friend's grand parents house late at night. His grandfather was really grumpy and looked like Wilford Brimley. They had really cheap Budding brand sliced Turkey. We would steal the turkey, a loaf of bread and a bottle of cheap BBQ sauce and dip the turkey and bread in it. We would eat like a whole pack of turkey each. We did this at least 4-5 times.

[penguinz]

Anyone remember the Bigfoot Pizza that Pizza Hut used to have. I remember eating a whole one by myself a few times.

Also a time when I had a country fried steak dinner at Perkins then went straight to McDonalds and ate a Double Quarter Pounder Value meal.

[MTG#10]

Not really disgusting or all that funny but at the time I thought it was...used to work with a lady that would eat a snicker bar on morning break and chase it with a Slim Fast...

[KCUnited]

Back in the day I knew this guy that worked at KFC, he'd come by my place and I'd trade him herb for boxes of those strawberry short cake parfaits they used to sell.

[WhawhaWhat]

A friend of mine brought a McDonald's Blitz box to a Chiefs party last year... and ate the whole thing himself. That is two Quarter Pounders with cheese, 10 Chicken McNuggets and two medium fries. It was gross and I can't imagine it being even warm by the time he finished it all. He was even more excited that he got a Chiefs window flag with the box.

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/newblitzbox_wbackground.jpg?w=360&h=240&crop=1

EDIT: I just looked it up and it's 2,940 calories.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

This is a true story. In high school, I had a giant German Shepherd named Kujo. One night, I was on the couch eating a giant bag of m&m's. I dropped one underneath where I was sitting, and without thinking, I reached to pick it up and plop it in my mouth. Unfortunately, I didn't grab what I thought was the m&m, and I certainly didn't bite into what I thought was the m&m. It was a dog tick from Kujo's huge ass.

Soooo.... did it make you fat ?

[srvy]

I have a weakness and its ice cream. As kids me and brother could annihilate a gallon tube of vanilla. My brother would spoon in a bowl then smash down with hand to get more. What ever we had for toppings went on it. Slice bannana Hershey and peanuts. When that was out fruit cocktail. Even instant coffee. We never got fat as kids because we were active always playing sports,riding bikes etc.



Today I have a monkey on my back and its Hyvee brand mint chocolate chip ice cream. That stuff is heroin.

[MahiMike]

Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.

Not as repulsive as dipping them in mayonnaise. Fat on top of fat. Gross.

[KC native]

clay's mom.

[BigMeatballDave]

When I was a teenager, I ate a bowl of Count Chocula in heavy whipping cream.

[BucEyedPea]

When I was like 10 or 11 or something I ate 76 wings at a Ponderosa Steakhouse buffet.

I dated a guy once, who bragged about eating at all-you-can-eat oyster bars with his mom. Then they'd stick their fingers down their throats to vomit them up. After that, they'd go in and eat more. All because it was one price all-you-can-eat. Doing that is one thing, boasting about it as an adult and doing it with your mom is another thing entirely, imo. I broke up with him after that.*



* and due to one other gross thing he boasted about doing that was unethical.

[loochy]

A friend of mine brought a McDonald's Blitz box to a Chiefs party last year... and ate the whole thing himself. That is two Quarter Pounders with cheese, 10 Chicken McNuggets and two medium fries. It was gross and I can't imagine it being even warm by the time he finished it all. He was even more excited that he got a Chiefs window flag with the box.

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/newblitzbox_wbackground.jpg?w=360&h=240&crop=1

EDIT: I just looked it up and it's 2,940 calories.

not as bad as i expected

[Simply Red]

There was a guy I used to work with.

He'd order a double QP w/cheese - Super size fry - super size Coke (regular) and add two packets of Mayo - I bullshit you not.

[loochy]

There was a guy I used to work with.

He'd order a double QP w/cheese - Super size fry - super size Coke (regular) and add two packets of Mayo - I bullshit you not.

:shurg:

that doesn't sound too out of the ordinary except for the mayo which, at that point, is largely irrelevant

[Simply Red]

:shurg:

that doesn't sound too out of the ordinary except for the mayo which, at that point, is largely irrelevant

I agree It's all I can contribute though.

[beach tribe]

I once drank a half case of Budweiser and ate a whole pack of hot dogs as if they were pretzel sticks as I dipped them in a bowl full of melted velveeta cheese.

Man, I could pump these out all day.

I don't get fat, though. So.......

[WhawhaWhat]

I drank a 30 pack of beer in one day. College times.

[Fish]

This thread.......

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/05/Gagging.gif

[Dayze]

I be been known to eat a chipotle burito bowl and an order of heir tacos. Mmmmm

[lcarus]

My fat friend at work up here has eaten food out of the trash and eaten food that has been sitting out for more than 3 days. He's one of those guys that did a shitload of steroids in his youth and it's all turned to fat. He eats damn near anything. Constantly eating. He shits like 6 times a day.

[blaise]

I saw a friend of mine eat a container of chip dip with a spoon. No chips, just a spoon.

[BucEyedPea]

This thread.......


Hey! It's food science!

[Canofbier]

I once drank a half case of Budweiser and ate a whole pack of hot dogs as if they were pretzel sticks as I dipped them in a bowl full of melted velveeta cheese.

Man, I could pump these out all day.

I don't get fat, though. So.......

After eating that shit, I'll bet you were.

[Donger]

In college, I ate the same thing every week, Monday through Friday. Thursday was McDonalds night. One time, I ordered a Double Big Mac Meal, sized large. They got the order wrong, so I was given two Double Big Mac meals.

I ate both meals and felt horrible after.

* EDIT - Actually, it might have been two Double Quarter Pounder meals. Can't remember which now.

[blaise]

Is a Double Big Mac two Big Macs or 4 burger patties?

[Arrowhead Thunder]

about 220. thanks captain morgan.

[Donger]

Is a Double Big Mac two Big Macs or 4 burger patties?

It's four patties per burger instead of two.

[Canofbier]

Also, y'all's confessions are weak. My glutton friend - a skinny foodie who can pack away half her body weight at a time - sent me this list once:

27 People Confess To The Fattest Thing They've Ever Done (http://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahcim/2014/06/27-people-confess-to-the-fattest-thing-theyve-ever-done/)

1. Was pregnant

It might not count because I was massively pregnant but I woke up in the middle of the night, poured an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch into a big glass bowl, threw in a bag of marshmallows, drizzled it with melted butter and then put it in the microwave to melt the marshmallows. I then watched Dexter for 2 hours and ate the whole thing while crying.

2. “Honey, I’m going to…the gym…”

Okay I have the perfect story for this.

I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to Mcdonald’s instead.

I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout.

When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating.

That is the absolute saddest and fattest thing I have ever done.

3. The logic in this one

I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn’t want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.

Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.

4. What did you DO

I once ate almost an entire bucket of those cheese balls then I sat there in my orange shame reflecting on the choices I’ve made.

5. Sounds gross

Ever heard of a Scotch egg? I make a dessert version using spice cake wrapped around a Cadbury egg and deep fried. Served with buttercream frosting as “gravy”. It’s absolutely delicious, but everyone within a 10 meter radius gets diabetes

6. No regrets

I ate two pans of brownies in less than an hour. I didn’t even realise that I’d eaten that much until I saw the two empty pans.

7. The napping really made this one

Bought a dozen large apple fritters, ate 11, puked, ate #12, napped.

8. Angrily ate it

Got the wrong order from a southern chicken restaurant called Zaxby’s, ate it angrily, then drove to the adjacent city and went to THAT Zaxby’s, ordered it again, got the right order, and then ate that angrily, too. It cost me about $17, not counting gas. It wasn’t even good.

Did the same thing with a pizza, that one cost me about $32.

I must be descended from some fat, spoiled noble who couldn’t handle an unsatisfying meal and tormented his poor cooks.

9. Over 2700 calories in one sitting

I once ordered a 20 piece McNugget from McDonald’s, and realized there were actually only 19 nuggets. I was in a pissy mood already, so I went back and made a big deal out of it, and they gave me a whole new 20 piece, leaving me with 39 total nuggets, all of which I ate in one sitting.

10. So much food

Anniversary time. Wife and I walk four blocks down the hill to the House of Prime Rib. We gorge on meat meat meat meat meat meat meat. Oh yeah, there’s a salad and we eat that too. Groaning with pleasure, we waddle out of the restaurant. Look up the hill. We can see our apartment. I look at her. She looks at me. We hail a cab.

11. This sounds delicious

A double hamburger, with the ends made of grilled cheese sandwiches.

Grilled Cheese Patty Bun Patty Grilled Cheese

I could literally feel my arteries clogging.

12. The entire shank?

I ate a ham.

A whole ****ing ham.

13. To gain 8 pounds, you’d need to consume…about 28,000 calories

I did what’s called a bang-bang. I ate at two completely separate restaurants, and had two full meals, back to back. I saw it on an episode of Louie and thought it would be fun to try. It was, but I’d never do it again. I gained eight pounds that day.

14. Following up to the bang-bang

I did this somewhat on accident once after eating at a Chinese place and then a Mexican establishment. This is a dangerous combination. The aftermath hit me on the way home. I ended up driving about 90 mph with one hand on the wheel and the other holding my butt cheeks together as tears streamed down my face. I was thrusting my pelvis into the air to get maximum leverage against the unstoppable force making its way out of me. I pulled into my driveway on an angle with my driver’s side door closest to my house door and didn’t worry about closing any of them or shutting my car off as I sprinted in to the bathroom. I made it with no time to spare. It was a great victory.

15. Key and Peele did this

Phoning for pizza delivery. “It’s buy one get one free today, sir.” So naturally, I pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one, before telling the guy on the end of the phone that, yes, “we” will take two. Ate both in one sitting.

16. This would’ve been cool with more people

Going back about seven years, height of depression, girlfriend was a complete psycho bitch, etc. One weekend, she was going to be out of town and I tried to organize a get together with some friends. We agreed on a Friday evening and I planned the most awesomest sexiest party there ever was.

I didn’t account for the fact that as they were all wifed and children’d up, every single one of them flaked the very day of the event. All with ****bag excuses like “The child is ill” or “the wife has a headache” or “I forgot I have to wake up early tomorrow because wife’s parents are in town that evening and I have to buy some shoes” or some ****bollocks. When the last one called, I didn’t even wait for the excuse – cue a bunch of texts about me being an asshole.

Shame. It would have been cool too! I had such great plans for the evening.

In a depressive rage, I still ordered enough pizza for 12 people with sides. I spent that Friday night with a bunch of beer, 8 large Dominos pizzas, some movies I’d bought but not got around to seeing and near on two 20x packs of Marlboro ciggies. I finished the evening by letting off about £200 worth of fireworks I’d bought for the occasion.

On the one hand, in a drunken manic depressive rage, fireworks appear way cooler! Especially when the guy you bought them from was a professional display dude and slid you a few rockets he really shouldn’t have! This is especially true when you’re at the stage of saying, “I shouldn’t have had that last pizza…” as in not “slice” of pizza.

Cue me at 2am, drunk in my back yard, finishing the last beer, really thinking… “As a person, I am ****ed!”

I guess the morning after was also my epiphanic moment. I was 23 years old, it was 8am, I’d gotten no sleep, I was hurling up something chronic in the bathroom and some of it still resembled bits of pizza.

This was when I decided that there was something majorly wrong with my life and I had to do something about it. I’d had some thoughts about that before, but the fattest thing I’ve ever done is certainly that. 8 pizzas, however many beers, 40 cigarettes… and fireworks.

17. I’ve been waiting for this

My ex-husband.

18. Paula Deen’s signature dish

At a carnival a few years back, I had deep fried butter. I shit you not, it was a stick of butter put in batter then deep fried with cinnamon and sugar. I wallowed in my artery clogging misery afterwards.

19. It’s okay though, Nutella is tasty

I once ate half a tub of ice cream with a tablespoon of Nutella spread accompanying every mouthful because I ran out of chocolate syrup. I later learnt of the nutritional content of Nutella, and realised that I must have ingested a week’s allowance of saturated fats in one sitting.

20. If you haven’t done this, you haven’t lived

Went to Korean bbq and ate for 4 hours. In my defense, it was KBBQ.

21. What is wrong with you?

I ate 10 breakfast burritos from McDonald’s over the course of an hour on a fishing trip. I felt like a soft serve machine that was accidentally left on the next time I shat.

I’ve drunk a ladle full of melted butter and straight taco grease for like 75 cents for each one.I could feel my heart struggling. But it was for money so it’s okay

22. What movie was that

I was meeting friends at the theatre. They were late so I bought extra-large popcorn and two large drinks, for all of us. Nobody came. I walked out of that movie with half a drink and depression.

23. 60 hours? I’d say that meal was worth it

Ok so back story here I was working at a McDonald’s while in high school. Well it was summer and I was working quite a bit cause we were very understaffed. Well my schedule was 6am- 6pm and one of my Co workers schedule was 6pm-6am (we were supposed to rotate so it worked well). Anyway he comes in one day and says there is a family emergency and he needs to leave for a few days. I say don’t worry I’ll cover your shift go take care of things. I worked from Monday morning at 6am to Wednesday night at 6pm so I worked 60 hours relatively non stop. (Note I had my friends and family take me home so I could shower and such but yeah it was hell) Anyway I get done with my last shift and get told as a thank you for my work I can make anything I can think of. I made a sandwich that contained:

6x pieces of bacon
4x quarter pound patties
5x slices of swiss cheese
All topped off with mac sauce

I devoured it in literally about 5 min and then got taken home by my manager where he offered and I graciously accepted taking the next 2 weeks off haha.

24. Backhanded compliment

I ate a $20 dinner for 2 at Chilis all by myself. My waitress said she was “impressed and disgusted.”

25. Basically an elote?

I got extremely hungry one night and all I had at home was a jar of mayonnaise and a can of corn. I mixed it and ate it all with a big ****ing spoon.

26. This is not a pizza, it is a monster

Created a 9,000 Calorie pizza with some friends, we split it up and each slice had around 1,200 calories in each.

27. The diet coke made everything okay

One night – after smoking a few bowls – I ordered Dominos.

I ate 16 Parmesan Bread Bites, 2 Medium BBQ Chicken Pizzas, and drank a 2 liter of Diet Coke. TC mark

[loochy]

I agree It's all I can contribute though.

* i should add : not too much out of the ordinary for an average american slobfatty

[srvy]

For the longest time when I ate at Micky D my lunch consistently was 1 reg cheeseburger a fillet of fish regular order of fries. Back then a reg order fries was the one in the paper sack. Oh and a regular soda that is now a small.

[The Franchise]

Senior year of high school. Every morning my friend and I (both had open 2nd period) would drive to the only grocery store in town and get 3 doughnuts and 2 jolt colas...a piece. We'd scarf that shit and then pick a random mail box to put the trash in before heading back to school. No wonder I was 280 lbs when I graduated.

[srvy]

Oh I just remember another vice I have. Nacho cheese Doritos with Daisy sour cream. It like popcorn or peanuts in a shell. Once I start I can't stop till i'm literally sick.

[loochy]

Senior year of high school. Every morning my friend and I (both had open 2nd period) would drive to the only grocery store in town and get 3 doughnuts and 2 jolt colas...a piece. We'd scarf that shit and then pick a random mail box to put the trash in before heading back to school. No wonder I was 280 lbs when I graduated.

I don't understand why you wouldn't just put the trash in a trash can. It would be easier and it would make more sense

[The Franchise]

I don't understand why you wouldn't just put the trash in a trash can. It would be easier and it would make more sense

Because we were idiot kids.

[loochy]

Because we were idiot kids.

well that makes sense then

[FishingRod]

One Sunday morning a few years ago I went to the fridge to get the stuff I had bought for snacks for the Chiefs Party I was having that day.

Me Honey didn’t we buy a big ass meat log?
Wife “sure did look on the bottom.
Me nope don’t see it , ????.... BOY!”
Me boy have you seen the meat log?
My son about 12-13 at the time, Uh was I not supposed to eat it? I don’t care if you had some where is it we have people coming over and I need to make a meat and cheese tray.
Boy I ate it.
Me You ate a 5 lb friggin meat log since 11 last night?
Boy um yeah

[RunKC]

Have a buddy who got 14 mcdoubles, large fry and a large coke from mcdonalds when he was drunk. Gone in like 10 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 6,000 calories

[loochy]

Have a buddy that ate 28 mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes from mcdonalds when he was sober. Gone in like 5 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 12,000 calories

[Canofbier]

Have a buddy that ate 28 mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes from mcdonalds when he was sober. Gone in like 5 minutes.

For those counting, that's over 12,000 calories

I once put an ENTIRE MCDONALDS RESTAURANT up my butt.

[hometeam]

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :X

[penguinz]

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :XWhat impact did this have on your tat?

[Fish]

Cue me at 2am, drunk in my back yard, finishing the last beer, really thinking… “As a person, I am ****ed!”

This was when I decided that there was something majorly wrong with my life and I had to do something about it. I’d had some thoughts about that before, but the fattest thing I’ve ever done is certainly that. 8 pizzas, however many beers, 40 cigarettes… and fireworks.

LMAO.........

[tooge]

I once at two full orders of gizzards and hot sauce from Go Chicken GO, with the butter soaked muffins. Ymmmmmm

[Rain Man]

One Sunday morning a few years ago I went to the fridge to get the stuff I had bought for snacks for the Chiefs Party I was having that day.

Me Honey didn’t we buy a big ass meat log?
Wife “sure did look on the bottom.
Me nope don’t see it , ????.... BOY!”
Me boy have you seen the meat log?
My son about 12-13 at the time, Uh was I not supposed to eat it? I don’t care if you had some where is it we have people coming over and I need to make a meat and cheese tray.
Boy I ate it.
Me You ate a 5 lb friggin meat log since 11 last night?
Boy um yeah


I enjoyed that story, even if I don't know what a meat log is.

[Pennywise]

I once drank the urine of a mule to stay alive while crossing the Llano Estacado.

[Rain Man]

It's a minor story, but I remember being amused at a fast food restaurant once by the pair next to me. It was some middle-aged guy and his teen daughter. They sat down together, and started unwrapping their burgers. The dad was faster and then CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP he took three enormous bites of the burger all at once. By the time she had her burger out of the wrapper he had three-quarter of his burger in his mouth. I found that really funny for some reason.

[FishingRod]

I enjoyed that story, even if I don't know what a meat log is.

Kid has not fat on him, yet

[DMAC]

Back in my early 20s I went to Cicis. Very soon after eating I got sick to my stomach and went to the bathroom to derrrrr.

Came back and continued eating.

[penguinz]

I once drank the urine of a mule to stay alive while crossing the Llano Estacado.I call BS on this. :D

[Iconic]

The result of starving whilst being a broke college kid: three McChickens and medium fries

I felt pretty horrible afterwards.

[Pablo]

Last night I ate two loaves of french bread slathered in garlic, parmesan, and olive oil. Then downed a big ass bowl of fried green pepper rings with powered sugar, and finished it off with a steak, some pickles, and a couple pieces of different bread.

I had a big poop this morning :XI'm assuming you meant powdered sugar; and that's fucking disgusting.

[beach tribe]

After eating that shit, I'll bet you were.

You would win that bet.

[Pablo]

Kid has not fat on him, yetSummer sausage.

That's what most people call it anyhow. Meat log sounds far less appealing.

[beach tribe]

Man, I ate a double burger from steak n shake about an hr ago and feel like total shit right now.

[frankotank]

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

............... He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

Mac & Cheese with little smokies is DELICIOUS!

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3703/midgetclownsonofab.jpg

[frankotank]

I saw a friend of mine eat a container of chip dip with a spoon. No chips, just a spoon.

this one cracked me up cause.....my bro-in-law....every time he comes to visit he whips up a meal of some sort. he's not a big ole fatty, although he is big....but he CAN cook. so this one time he tells us he's gonna make cheese soup. hmm.....never heard a this.....

it ended up basically being a giant vat of queso with some corn and a few other things in there.....but it was DIP man! he grabbed a bowl and a spoon and went at it. me and my wife were like.......wow!

we opened a bag of chips and went about eating cheese soup in a more appropriate manner. :LOL:

[frankotank]

Well…..fudge ripple….I wasn’t gonna….cause this will be rather long….but then I read somebody elses post talking about barfing and then coming back and finishing eating so I took it as a sign.

Wall....of....words!

A co-worker (I’ll call him Dave….cause his name is….Dave) drug me over to a Churchs chicken over by Lynwood….glass window was all boarded up and shit. Looked pretty sketchy, but we went in. I ordered whatever and a large coke. That coke musta been a gallon man. Anyways I’d just got my stuff put on my tray and when I turned around to go get a seat I came within inches of running into one of the biggest ladies I’ve ever seen up close and personal. She had to have been at LEAST 6’ 6” and had this humongous Dr. J afro on top of that. She wasn’t all round and fat Albert fat….she had a gut….but she was just BIG! I turned and almost slammed my tray into her belly. I looked up at her (I’m 6’ and she just towered over me) and before I could say I’m sorry she made that…that….puke face. In a split second I knew she was about to barf on me! I JERKED my tray to the side to get out of range and that giant ass coke slid all the way from one side to the other and I somehow managed to not drop it. Now a step away and safe I looked up at her again and she very daintily put her giant index finger up to her lips and said….Oh my DAMN! (this phrase has been an integral part of my lexicon ever since)

I had no response. I headed directly away from her and sat down. If she hadn't held it down...she'da got me man! Dave comes over and I’m telling him about it. He had been ordering and hadn’t seen a thing and he’s cracking up….he’s laughing pretty good. All of a sudden Dr. J just runs down the hallway and slams the bathroom door open and you can clearly hear that she’s barfing. This brutha sitting in the booth next to us stands up, angrily throws the piece of chicken he’d been eating down onto his tray and yells……JUST ALL LOUD LIKE THAT! WITH THE DOOR OPEN! Well this just cracked the both of us up. Dave is just dying laughing. A minute later out comes Dr. J and heads immediately to the counter and begins to order up a bunch of food. A bucket of chicken and I don’t know what all. Damn man….her stomach is empty you know….she hungry! She heads on out into a monsoon rain storm with her goods and we’re still laughing.

To finish off our spectacular lunch, a few minutes later the door opens and in walk this dude with the REDDEST eyes I’ve ever seen on a human being outside of a horror movie. He bypasses all other patrons in the building and walks directly down the aisle to me and Dave (I attribute this possibly to the fact we were the only white folk in there)….he leans over all up close in our faces…..he’s all shaky and ****ed up….he puts his fingers to his lips like he’s got an invisible cigarette and he says…..hey man, either of you dudes got a smoke? I said…no sir. And he turned and walked right back out the door into the monsoon rain. It was at this point I thought Dave was gonna have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

Crazy day at the races…

Yada yada yada….I don’t go to Churches anymore.

[Fish]

In college, I worked at a Pyramid Pizza shop. We were open till 3am on Wed-Sat, to take advantage of the drunk idiots after bar close. We only sold by the slice after midnight, so it usually wasn't too bad. But you always had to put up with drunk idiots.

One night this group of 4-5 guys comes in shortly before close. They were loud and shitfaced. This one big cowboy mofo ends up with a bet that he could down an entire pizza. They ordered enough slices to make a whole pie, and big drunk cowboy starts his work. He must have finished the whole thing in under 10 minutes. Everyone was shocked and mildly impressed. By then, dude looks like he's just going to pass out sitting there in the booth, when he just opens his mouth and releases the flood gates. It was like that blueberry pie eating contest from Stand By Me. Like 2 straight minutes of projectile vomiting everywhere, while sitting there still as a statue. His buddies were covered in puke, the entire booth was painted in puke, and fucker just wouldn't quit. I have no idea how that much chunky liquid came from one person.

I felt pretty bad making the delivery drivers clean it up.

[hometeam]

What impact did this have on your tat?

enlarged it

[hometeam]

I'm assuming you meant powdered sugar; and that's ****ing disgusting.

Oh, yes, I did.

Its the sort of breading you might get on fried eggplant, so sort of whispy.. similar to a fried green tomato but a little sweet.

Here we go~

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8wcIDWlxBS4/SoCGVr_3POI/AAAAAAAAA8M/OdMtYeILloA/s400/fried+green+pepper+rings.jpg

http://www.yelp.com/biz/murrys-columbia-2

[FishingRod]

Summer sausage.

That's what most people call it anyhow. Meat log sounds far less appealing.


Muuumhum

[Prince22]

Back in college I worked at Olive Garden. There was this big girl that worked with me. Cute face but she was big. That's the fattest thing I have ever done.

[Stewie]

Summer sausage reminded me of this.

A very obese coworker started the Atkins diet a few years back. I imagine he was about 350+ and always seemed to be eating something. Well, when he started the diet I saw him in the cafeteria that morning. He was eating summer sausage and cheese. He was on his 9:00 break so he didn't have long to eat. He ate the whole summer sausage (2-3 lbs?) and block of cheese.

I then saw him when I went to the cafeteria for lunch. He was done eating and I saw the carcass of a whole rotisserie chicken and other "sides" from Hen House. This was only 3 hours after his breakfast stuffing. I was amazed, but didn't say anything. I have no idea what he ate the rest of the time he was on the diet, but I'm sure he didn't lose an ounce of weight. He went off the diet due to a bad case of gout.

[Frosty]

Back when Arby's would run their "5 Regulars for $5", I would occasionally order that (with curly fries) and eat all five at a sitting, each with a full pack of Horsey sauce. :doh!:

I also ate fairly regularly at Taco Bell when they had tacos and bean burritos for 59 cents. My regular order was four bean burritos (sometimes I would get a taco or small nacho with it). I found out later that bean burritos were almost 400 calories each. :banghead:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Back when Arby's would run their "5 Regulars for $5", I would occasionally order that (with curly fries) and eat all five at a sitting, each with a full pack of Horsey sauce. :doh!:

I also ate fairly regularly at Taco Bell when they had tacos and bean burritos for 59 cents. My regular order was four bean burritos (sometimes I would get a taco or small nacho with it). I found out later that bean burritos were almost 400 calories each. :banghead:

.59 .79 .99 and back when their portion sizes were bigger with higher quality food. Their breakfast burritos back then were incredible.

[CanadianChiefs]

The worst thing I've done is order 10 Mcdoubles, 2 large fries, and had them mix mayo and thai sauce so that I could dip everything in the sauce. I was alone. I ate 3 burgers and the fries in one sitting. It's only about 1500 calories but that is the most crap I could ever eat. The real kicker here is that I saved the burgers in the fridge for a couple more days and snacked on them between meals.

[scho63]

I've read through this entire post and can't stop laughing. Some of this is just plain funny, some is just complete sickness, and some others are incredible bits of eating.

I've never watched other people eat and gauge what they ate.

For my own bouts of gorging and being a pig:

1. I once ate 9 hot dogs, 3-4 hamburgers, some brownies, a couple of bowls of fruit salad, cole slaw, macaroni salad, chip and pretzels, a dozen little neck clams with butter, a few pieces of filet mignon, about 12 beers, and many shots at a Memorial Day Party over the course of 6-7 hours. Then at about 1am I got the hiccups so bad I puked!

2. I've eaten 6 Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers AFTER watching a Chiefs game at a bar one weekend where I ate a steak, broccoli and carrots, red potatoes, a bottle and a half of wine. farted all damn night!

3. Eating a whole pizza is child's play

4. Lastly, one time at a Brazilian Barbeque, http://chima.cc, I spent 2 1/2 hours at an all you can eat high-end buffet eating the best types of meat like lamb chops, leg of lamb, tenderloin, top sirloin, picanha, chicken wrapped in bacon, pork tenderloin, beef ribs, along with a giant salad bar. I think I ate 4-5 pounds of food and had the biggest shit the next day!

[Iconic]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.

[CanadianChiefs]

My stomach won't let me eat that much. I guess I have never unlocked my second eating wind. I can eat 2 burgers and then wait 3 hours and eat another, but a whole pizza? Would take me a day minimum.

[notorious]

I did the Century Club twice in one day.


A friend of mine supposedly did two back-to-back. :eek:

[Rasputin]

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just ate 4 bowls of cereal immediately after eating 2 french bread pizzas.

[penguinz]

3. Eating a whole pizza is child's play

not child's play when it was a Bigfoot pizza. 3 square feet and 2lbs of cheese!

[LiveSteam]

Food of the Gods
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p526x395/10570459_709107502499263_8034202174424928149_n.jpg


38 inch Manning Gar. rare fish in these parts

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[Chief_For_Life58]

climbed a 14er in colorado and then got home and ate a whole large thin crust pepperoni and italian sausage pizza in about 30 minutes....it was glorious....i regret nothing

[OldSchool]

This chick I met at an apartment party while fading in and out of my blackout. Really pretty face, but she was bigger than my sober tastes at probably around 150 pounds, huge knockers with a deformed hand that I didn't notice until the next time that I met her during a study session.

[KCrockaholic]

http://opinionatedmale.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/guy-eats-pizza-while-working-out-planet-fitness-opinionatedmale-com.gif?w=560

[listopencil]

.59 .79 .99 and back when their portion sizes were bigger with higher quality food. Their breakfast burritos back then were incredible.

Back then it was actual food cooked on site.

[BigMeatballDave]

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Yeah, I've done this.

[WhawhaWhat]

Back when I used to deliver pizzas, I used to deliver to this guy that was at least 400 pounds and about 3 times a week he would order 2 stuffed crust meat lover's pizzas and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.

1 of those pizzas was a little over 4000 calories and this guy would order 2 plus all that soda.

His apartment reeked too.

[frankotank]

OH! OH! Mr. Kotter!

I was talking with some friends last night and told them about this thread and that I'd shared my "Oh my Damn!" story and one of them said.....yeah but did you share the lobster story? :doh!:

This one time....on vaca in Florida....we planned on going to an all you can eat lobster buffet for dinner. I had nothing but water and beer all day long. I bypassed all other food at that buffet....and there was some truly glorious stuff there....but I decided I would eat ONLY LOBSTER! :thumb:

at first they would only give me one. after a few trips they relented and started giving me two. last time up I had to back off to just one again.

I ate nine. yeah that's right. I ate NINE lobsters in one sitting. yay me!

this is easily my "fattest moment".....easily....

[Fire Me Boy!]

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

You could have had just one bowl of Total.

[Frosty]

I ate nine. yeah that's right. I ate NINE lobsters in one sitting. yay me!

this is easily my "fattest moment".....easily....

Lobster is pretty low calorie - about 140 calories per cup of meat. Based on average sized lobsters, 9 lobsters probably wouldn't be over 1000 calories. Of course, it also depends on how much butter you used (if any).

[loochy]

In college I would eat a box of these at a time:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/43/00/04/0002430004146_500X500.jpg

[srvy]

In college I would eat a box of these at a time:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/43/00/04/0002430004146_500X500.jpg

And did you take advantage of the Petz video game offer?

[loochy]

And did you take advantage of the Petz video game offer?

back in my day, zebra cakes lacked alluring video game offers

[ThaVirus]

I fucking love Zebra Cakes.

.. And Star Crunch. And Nutty Bars. And Oatmeal Cream Pies. And Swiss Rolls.

Mmmmm.

[frankotank]

In college I would eat a box of these at a time:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/43/00/04/0002430004146_500X500.jpg

NEVER trust a zebra wearing purple mittens. :D

[frankotank]

Lobster is pretty low calorie - about 140 calories per cup of meat. Based on average sized lobsters, 9 lobsters probably wouldn't be over 1000 calories. Of course, it also depends on how much butter you used (if any).

yeah but.....its a helluva lotta food in one belly man!
don't burst my bubble yo.

NINE LOBSTERS!

[Frosty]

yeah but.....its a helluva lotta food in one belly man!
don't burst my bubble yo.

NINE LOBSTERS!

But it's only a little over a pound of actual meat (possibly up to 2 lbs depending on their size). I've eaten steaks bigger than that at one setting. :)

[frankotank]

But it's only a little over a pound of actual meat (possibly up to 2 lbs depending on their size). I've eaten steaks bigger than that at one setting. :)

ahh...I see your point.
well they weren't little..... I'd say it was more like 2lbs, but whatever it was....I was full. so full in fact that I simply couldn't round it off neatly at 10.

I love lobster.....

I love lamp....

[Frosty]

ahh...I see your point.
well they weren't little..... I'd say it was more like 2lbs, but whatever it was....I was full. so full in fact that I simply couldn't round it off neatly at 10.

I love lobster.....

I love lamp....

I was just saying you shouldn't feel too guilty. I like crab better than lobster and could see myself eating 2 pounds of it at a time, too.

[htismaqe]

I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.


Fat? I don't think so. There are kids in Africa starving.

Waste not, want not. :D

[blaise]

After school we used to go get some chips or other kind of snacks. I remember my friend Louie bought a 5 pack of Snickers bars and ate all of them.

[ThaVirus]

I was just saying you shouldn't feel too guilty. I like crab better than lobster and could see myself eating 2 pounds of it at a time, too.


I'd eat the shit out of some shrimp and/or crab. Not sure what 2 pounds of either looks like but I'm absolutely positive it would be no problem.

[Easy 6]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

[The Franchise]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0420/5697/products/StepYourGameUp_large.jpg?v=1396318393

[Easy 6]

If I had tried to step up any more than that I would've thrown up... had to work pretty hard to get all 20 down.

I dont regret it though, them little suckers were hot n fresh... mmm.

[BigBeauford]

https://jewamongyou.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/samoa1.jpg

The whole thing.

[Loneiguana]

I watched a land whale teach her obese, under 10 years old son how to dip a bacon cheeseburger into ranch.

/the first person who can make and market deep fried ranch on a stick will be very successful

[Jamie]

not child's play when it was a Bigfoot pizza. 3 square feet and 2lbs of cheese!

Plus they were the greasiest pizzas I've ever seen.

[bdj23]

I once downed a 5th of Firefly vodka and then put 24 blazin' wings from BWW on top of that. While not the fattest thing you can do, the hangover was monumental.

[DMAC]

I fucking love Zebra Cakes.

.. And Star Crunch. And Nutty Bars. And Oatmeal Cream Pies. And Swiss Rolls.

Mmmmm.

I've always thought Lil Debbie was kinda gross. Hostess, now...that is a snack.

[sedated]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

That was my typical lunch when I worked there in high school (and was a little porker at the time). Then random times during my shift I'd create a burger out of the various buns (Arch-Deluxe was my fav bun) and toppings (bacon!), run into the walk-in and down it as fast as I could.

At the end of the day we could take all the leftovers, so everyone who hadn't worked there for too long to not be repulsed at the very smell of it would leave with giant sacks of food.

[htismaqe]

I once downed a 5th of Firefly vodka and then put 24 blazin' wings from BWW on top of that. While not the fattest thing you can do, the hangover was monumental.

I drank a 5th of Scotch and a few beers and then ate a bunch of Carribean Jerk wings at BWW. It was fun going down but not fun coming back up...

[ThaVirus]

Mmmm. Love Caribbean Jerk wings.

Nom nom.

[Easy 6]

That was my typical lunch when I worked there in high school (and was a little porker at the time). Then random times during my shift I'd create a burger out of the various buns (Arch-Deluxe was my fav bun) and toppings (bacon!), run into walk-in and down it as fast as I could.

At the end of the day we could take all the leftovers so everyone who hadn't worked there for a couple years would leave with giant sacks of food.

A 20 piece on the regular? holy smokes man, I bet you were a porker.

The arch deluxe had a fancier, thicker type bun IIRC, makes good sense to use that one... free food is the single best perk to working in any type of restaurant, especially ones that dont have Gestapo rules about it.

Being able to slap your own thing together with whatevers available rocks.

[shitgoose]

When i was about 13, I watched a buddy eat 42 fish sticks and a huge bag of fried okra in one sitting. Outrageous amount of fried food. He was a complete fat ass

[sedated]

A 20 piece on the regular? holy smokes man, I bet you were a porker.

My sister dated a lineman on the high school football team, and his typical lunch was a Big Mac meal (supersized), 2 cheeseburgers, and a 6-piece nugget. Even with as much as I usually ate, I thought that was something to behold. I ran into him several years later and he probably weighed 350 (not in a good way).

[IowaChiefs83]

I use to go to a bar on every Thursday night with a friend. We would each order a large plate of chicken nachos and share a large pizza. I was always able to finish my full plate of nachos and my half of the pizza while washing it all down with five beers. My friend could never get passed the halfway point on his nachos.

[Easy 6]

My sister dated a lineman on the high school football team, and his typical lunch was a Big Mac meal (supersized), 2 cheeseburgers, and a 6-piece nugget. Even with as much as I usually ate, I thought that was something to behold. I ran into him several years later and he probably weighed 350 (not in a good way).

Bet the girls werent so hot for him at that point, lol.

[Hammock Parties]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

That's only 1,450 calories.

You need to break the 2k range or do something appalling with the combinations to be one of the cool kids.

[BigMeatballDave]

Adam Richman would fucking own this thread.

[frankotank]

I once knocked off a 20 piece McNugget and large fries.

in my younger days one of my fav things was a batch of fresh hot McNuggets....best when too hot to eat. pop one in an take a big glug of beer to cool it down. munch and repeat. Mcbeerggets.....yum.

not 20 though. I'm not a pervert. :D

[PhillyChiefFan]

Before I figured out the whole calories in calories out thing:

1. My grandmother used to fry my cousin and I a pound of bacon every other morning in the summer. Then she'd use the grease to fry us eggs. We used white toast with butter on it to "soak up the grease" on the bacon itself

2. Added butter and salt to Top Ramen

3. Ate half a bag of nacho cheese doritos in a sitting.

[blaise]

I could eat 20 McNuggets pretty easily I think.

[EyePod]

I used to dip pizza and/or mozzarella sticks in nacho cheese. This was in my senior year of high school. I put on the weight before college! Now I'm still down 30 pounds since then and have maintained that +/-5 for years. Would love to drop another 10 though.

Looking back though, that food tasted AWESOME.

[Fish]

I feel fortunate growing up in a town so small we didn't have a single fast food drive through.

[htismaqe]

I went to the Iowa State Fair a couple of weeks ago.

That place can make you fat by osmosis.

[Easy 6]

in my younger days one of my fav things was a batch of fresh hot McNuggets....best when too hot to eat. pop one in an take a big glug of beer to cool it down. munch and repeat. Mcbeerggets.....yum.

not 20 though. I'm not a pervert. :D

Yep, they gotta be fresh, nothings worse than some dried up old McNuggets.

[Hammock Parties]

If you ever use one of these, you are so fat.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/1053104_610192482396089_718680092_o.jpg

[TribalElder]

http://i.imgur.com/ccEeYFH.jpg

[SAUTO]

Fuck I'm not even getting into this....
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[TribalElder]

Charley's Buffet /thread

[SAUTO]

Charley's Buffet /thread

Honestly my last visit there was my first thought.
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[scho63]

not child's play when it was a Bigfoot pizza. 3 square feet and 2lbs of cheese!

touche!

[scho63]

If you ever use one of these, you are so fat.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/1053104_610192482396089_718680092_o.jpg

That's Hugh Hefner's used up gold digging bitch Holly Madison! :doh!:

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/wv4r9Io.jpg

[htismaqe]

That's Hugh Hefner's used up gold digging bitch Holly Madison! :doh!:

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

This guy ate 8,000 calories of Mozarella sticks.

http://gawker.com/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925

[The Franchise]

This guy ate 8,000 calories of Mozarella sticks.

http://gawker.com/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925

That's a girl.

[Hammock Parties]

That's a girl.

She's kind of hot too.

THIS DOESN'T FIT WITH MY NARRATIVE

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/nDH6dri.gif

[Pasta Little Brioni]

like caesar ranch? cause that's disgusting, I could only eat it with peppercorn ranch if I tried but I don't.

dunno about in the US but here in Canada, it's almost forbidden to eat pizza plain. There is so many variety of dipping sauces for our pizza that ranges from creamy roasted garlic dip to cheddar jalepeno to bbq, ranch, the list goes on.

haven't noticed much of that in the states, I know papa johns does some garlic butter thing but this is entirely different. it's like the dipping sauces you'd get from a mcdonalds or BK.

our little caesars carry a lot of flavors of dips here, does yours?

If you need dipping sauce for a pizza it must be dogshit

[BigMeatballDave]

If you need dipping sauce for a pizza it must be dogshit

I like dipping sauce with the crust.

Pizza Hut has an awesome Honey Sriracha.

[Buehler445]

http://i.imgur.com/nDH6dri.gif

It would probably be worse if you just had a cheeseburger with bacon and an egg With deep fried tots and a brownie. If that's the fattest thing you've done you fail.

[listopencil]

Last Summer I was out of town and ended up going through a Wal Mart for something. I was wandering around and found a giant can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. I don't normally buy it. It's on "the list" of things I don't keep in my house because at least one of us has no resistance. The list includes (among other things) Cap'n Crunch cereal, Nutella, cheese that isn't shaped like a large brick, potato chips and marshmallow creme. But I digress. The giant can of ravioli was 108 ounces. That's 6.75 pounds. I bought it and split it 50/50 with my teenaged son, we ate it in one sitting. I didn't eat for a few days after that.

[Psyko Tek]

I be been known to eat a chipotle burito bowl and an order of heir tacos. Mmmmm

need clarification is that their tacos, or hair tacos
either way good job

[J Diddy]

women aren't things
fat or otherwise

[ThaVirus]

I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week. I think I'm developing GERD from it.

But I'm also a hypochondriac so..

[Predarat]

I ordered a Big Mac Value Meal, super sized and and ordered some nuggets on the side. And every few months I will devour one of these babies:

https://mmurphy65.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/long-john-silvers-deep-fry-batter.jpg

[scho63]

About 3 years ago after not eating a single thing the entire day, I stopped at Chipotle and order TWO fajita burritos; one carnitas and one carne asada. I added the pepper and onions, white rice, shredded lettuce, spicy salsa, tomatoes, corn, and cheese. I ate both in about 10 minutes along with three Heinekens. They were like two baby footballs. I then proceeded to eat a pint of Haagen Dazs dulce de leche ice cream about 20 minutes later.

I then laid on my bed in my underwear spread eagle like a turtle flailing around, my belly looking like a giant tortoise shell.

It was a disgusting display of gluttony and I then joined the gym about a week later and began losing weight.

I still struggle with times of eating WAY too much.

[FlaChief58]

I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive

[Hammock Parties]

I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive

That's fucking sick. 2 gallons? :shake:

[Hammock Parties]

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

http://www.themilkpailtexas.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10026.jpg

[TimBone]

That's fucking sick. 2 gallons? :shake:
I can't believe it didn't make her sick. I can put away some serious ice cream. Probably more than a gallon if I tried. No way I could eat two without getting sick...much less adding a bottle of chocolate syrup to that.

[Bugeater]

I've been skinny my whole life so I don't do much fat shit stuff. Although, I do eat pizza 3 or 4 days a week. I think I'm developing GERD from it.

But I'm also a hypochondriac so..
Heh, I used to be the same way, and then I turned 40. Enjoy it while you can.

[ThaVirus]

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

[The Franchise]

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

After eating a huge helping of lasagna and half of a loaf of garlic bread?

[ThaVirus]

Heh, I used to be the same way, and then I turned 40. Enjoy it while you can.

That's what people keep telling me. Of course, I'm in the middle of my prime so I just can't see it..

To me, not eating is the easiest thing in the world. I don't mean to come off like a pompous douche, but I just can't see myself getting "fat".

[ThaVirus]

After eating a huge helping of lasagna and half of a loaf of garlic bread?

Not a fucking chance.

[BWillie]

I once combined 5 oreos on top of the other so that there was only 2 black "cookies" and 5 cremes and dunked it in whole milk

[Predarat]

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

http://www.themilkpailtexas.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10026.jpg

That brand will get you Dysentery.

[Hammock Parties]

I have a serious, serious sweet tooth. I bet I could do it. (2 gallons of ice cream, that is)

DUDE.

This is HALF that.

http://staceysmotheringmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/reuse5_ice_cream_0000.jpg

[ThaVirus]

DUDE.

This is HALF that.

http://staceysmotheringmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/reuse5_ice_cream_0000.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/underestimate_power_star_wars.gif

[AndChiefs]

I was as a group event in high school where we had chili/cheese baked potatoes. When everyone finished there were a bunch left so someone bet me I couldn't eat the rest.

I ran out of chili about halfway through so I ate the rest with cheese/butter.

I had fifteen of them.

[O.city]

Once saw a guy at KFC ask for a bucket they use for chicken to fill with soda

[Hammock Parties]

I ran out of chili about halfway through so I ate the rest with cheese/butter.

I had fifteen of them.

ROFL

That's like 5 days worth of calories.

[TimBone]

THAT'S FOUR OF THESE

http://www.themilkpailtexas.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10026.jpg
Yeah.....so, I'm gonna half to call BS on this one. I was thinking the Blue Bell tubs were a gallon.

Anyways, try drinking a gallon of water on its own. Even that is tough. I just can't believe anybody could stomach TWO gallons of dense ice cream with a bottle of chocolate syrup AFTER having a good size dinner.

[TimBone]

Once saw a guy at KFC ask for a bucket they use for chicken to fill with soda
Hahahahaha

[displacedinMN]

Mountain dew and a salted nut roll or a Nut Goodie. Best breakfast ever!!!!!

During school I would usually drink 2 20oz bottles of mountain dew a day.

They now only sell 16.9 bottles in a six pack-it sucks, but probably a good thing for me.

Now that school is out-I am down to one a day. What does that tell you?


The other day, kid one, wife and father in law were out for Sunday brunch at Champs

Kid one ate two plates of breakfast on the buffet and half of the Wifes French dip sandwich. Kid one is almost 5'11" and SHE dances 18 hours a week.

[TimBone]

I've ordered enough food in a drive thru in the past to the point that I was too ashamed to let them think it was all for me.

Like a full meal, and then two or three other items. I played it off like I was ordering for multiple people, but the truth was I couldn't decide exactly what I wanted, so I said fuck it and got it all. Shit was mad good, too.

[TimBone]

Mountain dew and a salted nut roll or a Nut Goodie. Best breakfast ever!!!!!

During school I would usually drink 2 20oz bottles of mountain dew a day.

They now only sell 16.9 bottles in a six pack-it sucks, but probably a good thing for me.

Now that school is out-I am down to one a day. What does that tell you?


The other day, kid one, wife and father in law were out for Sunday brunch at Champs

Kid one ate two plates of breakfast on the buffet and half of the Wifes French dip sandwich. Kid one is almost 5'11" and SHE dances 18 hours a week.
You stick strictly to original Dew? Or did you branch out to ither flavors? A lot of their flavors are fucking excellent.

[Mr. Kotter]

True Story--not over-the-top, but real:

The last workday before Christmas we have a department Festivus Feast--a big potluck of all the Superbowl/Holiday/Decadent foods that working class folks can muster. Anyway, one year there were two temps in the office. Someone had brought those peach snack-paks as a "healthier" dessert (LOL.) Anyway we ran out of spoons and this old geezer, scooped them out with his fingers over a trash can...to keep the liquid off the carpet, I suppose. He ate 4 of those cups. We all just stared in disbelief.

The best one though was the other temp, a rather large fella (At least "Damn!" if not "Hell, nah!" on the Gabriel Inglesias scale of fat,) there was a chili-cheese dip that was a tradition. Mostly it is a chip dip kinda appetizer. When we ran out of chips, this fella took to putting 4-6 oz scoops of the dip into a paper plate that he folded into a funnel--an drank the dip from while holding it above his head. After that no one else wanted any dip, or really anything to eat. Over the course of the afternoon, this fella downed at least 2 full cups of the stuff. Not even kidding.

(On a side note this same temp once used the employee bathroom and literally sprayed chunky style diarrhea all over the stool, floor, and onto the walls. It was weeks before anyone would use that bathroom again--and only after the EPA sent a toxic clean-up crew...)

[TimBone]

True Story--not over-the-top, but real:

The last workday before Christmas we have a department Festivus Feast--a big potluck of all the Superbowl/Holiday/Decadent foods that working class folks can muster. Anyway, one year there were two temps in the office. Someone had brought those peach snack-paks as a "healthier" dessert (LOL.) Anyway we ran out of spoons and this old geezer, scooped them out with his fingers over a trash can...to keep the liquid off the carpet, I suppose. He ate 4 of those cups. We all just stared in disbelief.

The best one though was the other temp, a rather large fella (At least "Damn!" if not "Hell, nah!" on the Gabriel Inglesias scale of fat,) there was a chili-cheese dip that was a tradition. Mostly it is a chip dip kinda appetizer. When we ran out of chips, this fella took to putting 4-6 oz scoops of the dip into a paper plate that he folded into a funnel--an drank the dip from while holding it above his head. After that no one else wanted any dip, or really anything to eat. Over the course of the afternoon, this fella downed at least 2 full cups of the stuff. Not even kidding.

(On a side note this same temp once used the employee bathroom and literally sprayed diarrhea all over the stool, floor, and onto the walls. It was weeks before anyone would use that bathroom--and only after the EPA sent a toxic clean-up crew...)
Yeah...that temp sounds terrible. As a larger dude myself, I think we have a responsibility to not show out fatty wise in public.

[Mr. Kotter]

I've ordered enough food in a drive thru in the past to the point that I was too ashamed to let them think it was all for me.

Like a full meal, and then two or three other items. I played it off like I was ordering for multiple people, but the truth was I couldn't decide exactly what I wanted, so I said **** it and got it all. Shit was mad good, too.

When my metabolism was a furnace, I'd cover by asking for 1 or 2 extra "waters"...and toss 'em in the trash can in the lot when I left. If I did too much of that today, I'd be headed to the heart hospital in a few months--the amount of food young men can devour still amazes me.

We have this family at our HS...4 sons (between the ages of 16-23 now) ranging from 6'3" to 6'9", all weighing between 260-300 (oldest went to Iowa State, second to Oklahoma; two still in HS)...have had three of them in my classes. The stories they'd tell...heck, one of them said for a afternoon snack...they'd pull a bag of 40 chicken nuggets from the fridge--for EACH of them. The younger sons verified, yep. I asked their mom what there food bill was once, her answer..."Usually about $600 a week." :spock:

[displacedinMN]

You stick strictly to original Dew? Or did you branch out to ither flavors? A lot of their flavors are fucking excellent.

The original only. I am at addiction levels.

[TimBone]

When my metabolism was a furnace, I'd cover by asking for 1 or 2 extra "waters"...and toss 'em in the trash can in the lot when I left. If I did too much of that today, I'd be headed to the heart hospital in a few months--the amount of food young men can devour still amazes me.

We have this family at our HS...4 sons (between the ages of 16-23 now) ranging from 6'3" to 6'9", all weighing between 260-300 (oldest went to Iowa State, second to Oklahoma; two still in HS)...have had three of them in my classes. The stories they'd tell...heck, one of them said for a afternoon snack...they'd pull a bag of 40 chicken nuggets from the fridge--for EACH of them. The younger sons verified, yep. I asked their mom what there food bill was once, her answer..."Usually about $600 a week." :spock:
Yep. My 18 year old brother visited me for a week last summer. I couldn't keep enough food in the kitchen while he was here. Seemed like we were constantly running to the store or to a drive thru.

[TimBone]

The original only. I am at addiction levels.
Well don't try the Baja Blast flavor. You'll be stopping ay every Taco Bell you pass.

My dad was a Mountain Dew addict. We didn't have much money growing up, so for us kids, my mom bought the syper cheap Hill Country Fare brand soda. For my dad though, she bought him his dew. When she'd find it on sale, she'd buy it in bulk. One corner of the living room seemed to always have a stsck of mountain dew cases throughout my childhood.

[displacedinMN]

Well don't try the Baja Blast flavor. You'll be stopping ay every Taco Bell you pass.

My dad was a Mountain Dew addict. We didn't have much money growing up, so for us kids, my mom bought the syper cheap Hill Country Fare brand soda. For my dad though, she bought him his dew. When she'd find it on sale, she'd buy it in bulk. One corner of the living room seemed to always have a stsck of mountain dew cases throughout my childhood.

every year, I ask the new students if anyone has a dad that works at Cub Foods or a Pepsi distributor. Looking for a deal

My favorite is slushy dew. I hope this embeds, but this is what happens when it is in a cold garage

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=691552070865309&video_source=pages_finch_main_video

[TimBone]

every year, I ask the new students if anyone has a dad that works at Cub Foods or a Pepsi distributor. Looking for a deal
Hahahaha

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Two double cheeseburgers, fries, two sodas, a Chipotle burrito, and a large Culvers concrete should be keeping the bowels regular. Cheat day.

[TimBone]

Two double cheeseburgers, fries, two sodas, a Chipotle burrito, and a large Culvers concrete should be keeping the bowels regular. Cheat day.
You better not have been a pussy about it. Better have been the large concrete.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You better not have been a pussy about it. Better have been the large concrete.

It was pure gluttony brah. I am ashamed of myself.

[TimBone]

It was pure gluttony brah. I am ashamed of myself.
No shame. Own it, brother.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

No shame. Own it, brother.

I'm the one who knocks...feveriously on the bathroom door.

[FlaChief58]

Yeah.....so, I'm gonna half to call BS on this one. I was thinking the Blue Bell tubs were a gallon.

Anyways, try drinking a gallon of water on its own. Even that is tough. I just can't believe anybody could stomach TWO gallons of dense ice cream with a bottle of chocolate syrup AFTER having a good size dinner.

Right before she had gastric bypass she weighed in at 5 bills. The woman could destroy food in very large quantities

[lewdog]

So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.

Nope, but I'm betting on Easy.

[Hammock Parties]

So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.

You'd be surprised what an erect human phallus can do to a medium sized potato.

[lewdog]

Nope, but I'm betting on Easy.

I was betting on him too!

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Found some leftover black bean quesadillas in my car from Friday night.

They've been sitting in the sun for three days so they should be fine.

[lewdog]

You'd be surprised what an erect human phallus can do to a medium sized potato.

ROFL

[lewdog]

Found some leftover black bean quesadillas in my car from Friday night.

They've been sitting in the sun for three days so they should be fine.

That's called 4 times cooked Quesadilla. Definitely a standard Mexican traditional dish.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You'd be surprised what an erect human phallus can do to a medium sized potato.

Go on....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Anyone who eats that new American Thick burger should be immediately executed shortly after.

[Hammock Parties]

Two double cheeseburgers, fries, two sodas, a Chipotle burrito, and a large Culvers concrete should be keeping the bowels regular. Cheat day.

That's gotta be close to 4,000 calories. Well done. Where did you get the burgers from?

Yesterday I ate an entire package of these:

http://dm61q01mhxuli.cloudfront.net/images/g38/image2/54954201220.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Go on....

I'll never look at mashed potatoes the same.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

That's gotta be close to 4,000 calories. Well done. Where did you get the burgers from?

Yesterday I ate an entire package of these:

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Poverty meal from Fraud Guys

[TimBone]

So who here has incorporated food into their sex life?

Don't be ashamed.
*raises hand

Super cliche stuff though. Whipped cream, caramel. The norm.

[KChiefs1]

I watched my Aunt plow through 2 gallons of ice cream and a whole bottle of syrup in one sitting right after she ate a dinner plate size piece of lasagna and a half loaf of garlic bread. Pretty damn impressive


I'm impressed...Got any pics of her?