To Simply Red

[KC native]

You used to go to my family's restaurant back in the day. For that, I wish you a Happy Birthday.

[Bowser]

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[BlackHelicopters]

What's the heat index?

[Bufkin]

When I think of Simply Red, I reminisce on the time that we were asked to transport a group of triplant infants to a nearby foster home. We had no vehicle, and our clothes had been drenched in water from falling into a swimming pool earlier in the day. After about 15 minutes of walking (myself carrying one of the babies, and SR carrying the other two), SR mentioned that we needed to pick up some baby formula. Being that we had no bags to carry the formula in, nor no pockets to put them in, nor no arms to cuddle them in, I was ready to admit defeat. Not my good friend SR though. He took all 3 bottles of that baby formula and fit them right into his sphincter. A short 45 minutes later, we made it to the foster home, and the babies were burping appreciatively.

Happy birthday to a good friend!

[KC native]

my thread doesn't have haikus. I am disappoint.

[Ming the Merciless]

my thread doesn't have haikus. I am disappoint.

To Simply red
Sweaty rough man hands
zubaz pants stretching tightly
hear your heartbeat fast

[KC native]

To Simply red
Sweaty rough man hands
zubaz pants stretching tightly
hear your heartbeat fast

LMAO

[Simply Red]

thanks guys - this is very sweet of you all!





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