WWE Legend Jake the Snake Roberts in intensive care

[Deberg_1990]

http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/08/28/jake-the-snake-roberts-hospital-unconscious-hospitalized/



So sad. Jake “The Snake” Roberts, 59, an absolute legend in the WWE, has reportedly been hospitalized in Las Vegas for double pneumonia, reports WrestlingRumors.net. Furthermore, doctors apparently discovered a mass on his brain.


Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts In Hospital: WWE Legend Unconscious
Jake was on his way to an event in Las Vegas on Aug. 27 when “he passed out on the airplane and has not been conscious since.

“An ambulance picked him up from the plane and transported the Hall of Famer to a nearby hospital,” WrestingRumors reports.

[Easy 6]

Turns out coke and prescription drugs are actually bad for you.

Glad I got to see him back in his heyday though.

[TimBone]

I'd rather read the entire backlog of Inmens posts than read another Deberg thread.

[KCUnited]

Turns out DDT is bad for you.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I would rather his snake bite my dick than read another De berg thread

[Perineum Ripper]

Turns out coke and prescription drugs are actually bad for you.

Glad I got to see him back in his heyday though.

Well shit..there goes a huge part of my weekends

[Easy 6]

Well shit..there goes a huge part of my weekends

To be honest, I kinda miss coke.

If I was ever addicted to anything, that would be it.

[LoneWolf]

Hey everybody, a shitty actor with a pet snake is in the hospital! I better start a thread about it.

[Mr. Laz]

I thought he was dead already.

[BlackHelicopters]

Never heard of him.

[Easy 6]

Hey everybody, a shitty actor with a pet snake is in the hospital! I better start a thread about it.

Why pile on just to do it.

Some of us used to care about this shit, relax.

[LoneWolf]

Why pile on just to do it.

Some of us used to care about this shit, relax.

Sorry.

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[TribalElder]

Brutus the barber showed up at the hospital and cut his hair

[LoneWolf]

Brutus the barber showed up at the hospital and cut his hair

Maybe The Undertaker will be his next visitor accompanied by Paul Bearer.

[TimBone]

Brutus the barber showed up at the hospital and cut his hair

Hahahahahahahaha

[WhawhaWhat]

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[loochy]

http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/9/95/JakeRoberts.gif

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/j/jakeroberts/27.jpg

[TimBone]

http://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/elizabeth-punched.gif

That deserves a two match suspension.

[GloryDayz]

I'm far more concerned with Joan Rivers. SHE's awesome!

[Baby Lee]

Hope Iron Shiek doesn't get near the corpse if the worst comes to pass.

[Earthling]

Where's the Missing Link when you need him...?

[LoneWolf]

I'm far more concerned with Joan Rivers. SHE's fucking horrible!

FYP

[Easy 6]

http://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/elizabeth-punched.gif

LMAO me and me pals used to play fight this way all the time, the secret to making it sound real was the foot stomp he gives as he "punches" her.

[BigRedChief]

Let this be a warning to you...........don't fuck around with a cold/flu that doesn't go away.

[GloryDayz]

FYP

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[cosmo20002]

Even within the nonsense that passes for pro rasslin, the snake schtick was really stupid. What, this is supposed to be a snake that is trained like a dog? It loved its owner but would eat the enemy on command?

Didn't the other rasslers ever notice that the snake never ate, crushed nor bit anyone? Yet they still screamed like babies when they saw that thing. :rolleyes:

[In58men]

I hope he dies

[Easy 6]

Even within the nonsense that passes for pro rasslin, the snake schtick was really stupid. What, this is supposed to be a snake that is trained like a dog? It loved its owner but would eat the enemy on command?

Didn't the other rasslers ever notice that the snake never ate, crushed nor bit anyone? Yet they still screamed like babies when they saw that thing. :rolleyes:

Oh hell, go to bed Cap'n Brain.

WHY DID GILLIGAN KEEP ****ING UP I DONT GET IT.

[cosmo20002]

Oh hell, go to bed Cap'n Brain.

WHY DID GILLIGAN KEEP ****ING UP I DONT GET IT.

It was stupid EVEN FOR RASSLIN is what I'm saying.
I was a rasslin fan when I was a kid. I can appreciate good schtick. A deadly snake that never hurt anyone is the suck.

[Lonewolf Ed]

To be honest, I kinda miss coke.

If I was ever addicted to anything, that would be it.

Regular or diet? :p

[Jerm]

Heel Jake with the cobra was awesome....I remember when it "bit" Savage.

[Easy 6]

Regular or diet? :p

Definitely diet, I couldnt hardly bring myself to eat anything :doh!:

[Dayze]

Tito Santana was going to visit, but got busted by ICE and was shipped out.

[mdchiefsfan]

I'd rather read the entire backlog of Inmens posts than read another Deberg thread.

Damn. This Deberg stuff is getting brutal. I get the comedy that some are going for, but in a "person hostipialized" thread? DAMN... I think Deburg has a bad rep in this place.

Do what you do, Deburg, as you always have!

[CoMoChief]

should have done more DDP Yoga.

[Infidel Goat]

Maybe The Undertaker will be his next visitor accompanied by Paul Bearer.

The Undertaker will need another assistant; Paul Bearer died a while back...

[GloryDayz]

I hope he dies

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[GloryDayz]

Oh hell, go to bed Cap'n Brain.

WHY DID GILLIGAN KEEP ****ING UP I DONT GET IT.

JFC, would you want off an island with Ginger and Mary Ann??? I think he was smarter than the professor actually!

[BigCatDaddy]

It was stupid EVEN FOR RASSLIN is what I'err g fuim saying.
I was a rasslin fan when I was a kid. I can appreciate good schtick. A deadly snake that never hurt anyone is the suck.

I think it had to do more people fearing snakes. Id run from that big SOB to.

[BigCatDaddy]

Also Steamboat countering. the snake with a Komodo dragon was awesome.

[TEX]

JFC, would you want off an island with Ginger and Mary Ann??? I think he was smarter than the professor actually!

ROFL No shit! I thought the same thing even when I was 8!