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Hog's Gone Fishin
09-02-2014, 08:06 AM
I want answers. None of this speculation bullshit !

BigMeatballDave
09-02-2014, 08:07 AM
I bet it's MRSA.

wazu
09-02-2014, 08:09 AM
Or maybe he OD'd on steroids.

Sandy Vagina
09-02-2014, 08:10 AM
He's fine. Secret weapon for the games that matter.

http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_002/post_12/315691_8473423_lz.jpg

Coochie liquor
09-02-2014, 08:10 AM
He's been reading CP too much and knows there's no hope for this franchise. So I'd say he's feeling a little unmotivated right now! Maybe he needs to check out the Mother Fucking Kate Upton thread instead??

the Talking Can
09-02-2014, 08:13 AM
fecal matter in the peds he got from mexico

Saccopoo
09-02-2014, 08:25 AM
Lyme disease?

Mono?

Ebolaids?

Sandy mangina?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2skx6S89D1qj42cyo1_500.gif

Kman34
09-02-2014, 08:25 AM
Ebola...

srvy
09-02-2014, 08:30 AM
DVS! Dry vagina syndrome.

booger
09-02-2014, 08:31 AM
Pregnant or elephantitous

Kman34
09-02-2014, 08:31 AM
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever

Steron
09-02-2014, 08:31 AM
I'd bet it's MRSA

KCUnited
09-02-2014, 08:32 AM
Saw the Oline, WR's, and Secondary that we are running out this year and said **** this life.

OldSchool
09-02-2014, 08:35 AM
Maybe used a dirty needle?

Kman34
09-02-2014, 08:36 AM
I'd bet it's MRSA

MRSA:My Rock Sack Aches

ChiliConCarnage
09-02-2014, 08:38 AM
Been hanging out too much with McGrath.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-02-2014, 08:42 AM
:banghead:

Kman34
09-02-2014, 09:02 AM
:banghead:

Oh...You wanted real answers............I don't Know.

Lonewolf Ed
09-02-2014, 09:05 AM
He's been reading CP too much and knows there's no hope for this franchise. So I'd say he's feeling a little unmotivated right now! Maybe he needs to check out the Mother ****ing Kate Upton thread instead??

Wait, there is a Kate Upton thread and I missed it?? :doh!:

KC_Lee
09-02-2014, 09:08 AM
The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

Crush
09-02-2014, 09:43 AM
testicular torsion

Rain Man
09-02-2014, 09:52 AM
I bet he's studying for his GMAT.

srvy
09-02-2014, 09:59 AM
Is he Morman? On Missionary work?

thabear04
09-02-2014, 10:02 AM
Someone farted on his pillow and give him pink eye.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 01:14 PM
Well, why is everything so hush hush with him. Will he even be active for Sunday ?

royr17
09-05-2014, 01:19 PM
Well, why is everything so hush hush with him. Will he even be active for Sunday ?

No he will be inactive for at least 6 weeks, he's on the NFI. Stands for Non-Football Injury List.

Icon
09-05-2014, 01:35 PM
Dehydrated from The Fappening?

Hammock Parties
09-05-2014, 01:36 PM
JAWB

Just another white bust

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 01:37 PM
No he will be inactive for at least 6 weeks, he's on the NFI. Stands for Non-Football Injury List.

So he's injured himself playing non-football ?

Easy 6
09-05-2014, 01:38 PM
Massive disappointment, the way he flashed last year combined with the intense work he put in this offseason had me feeling great about him.

For now he's being put out of mind altogether, they're going to have to produce without him... dude cant even practice until week 6, so we'll maybe see him starting week 8.

Discuss Thrower
09-05-2014, 01:38 PM
7th round dude.


Who. Cares.

KCUnited
09-05-2014, 01:40 PM
Damn, not Big Cat.

Exoter175
09-05-2014, 01:44 PM
ebolaids

BigMeatballDave
09-05-2014, 01:47 PM
7th round dude.


Who. Cares.

Really? But people can gush over UDFA Bray?

Discuss Thrower
09-05-2014, 01:51 PM
Really? But people can gush over UDFA Bray?

You can, but it's just as stupid.

Maybe Bray can pull it together in the next 7 months to prove he can be a QBotF. But there's better odds of me walking to the convenience store, buying five scratch off lotto tickets and winning $1,000 on each of them.

Catapano panning out is like buying five scratch offs and winning a $1,000 total.

Halfcan
09-05-2014, 04:10 PM
Massive disappointment, the way he flashed last year combined with the intense work he put in this offseason had me feeling great about him.

For now he's being put out of mind altogether, they're going to have to produce without him... dude cant even practice until week 6, so we'll maybe see him starting week 8.

So what happened to him?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 04:17 PM
So what happened to him?

he got hurt playing non-football

srvy
09-05-2014, 04:21 PM
The lid is tightened down on this so much. Even the press who probably know thru sources are respecting his privacy.

All this leads me to believe he was pricked by a multi-flora aids bush!

Cheater5
09-05-2014, 04:25 PM
MRSA?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 04:25 PM
The lid is tightened down on this so much. Even the press who probably know thru sources are respecting his privacy.

All this leads me to believe he was pricked by a multi-flora aids bush!

It IS weird how quiet this is.

I'm about to come to the conclusion he had that there surgery that makes you into a female and he's having a reaction to the breast implants.

Easy 6
09-05-2014, 04:30 PM
So what happened to him?

MRSA?

Its gotta be this.

mikey23545
09-05-2014, 04:42 PM
Bob Gretz's guess is mono, but he admits even the press can't get any details on his malady.

The disease usually strikes younger people, but the older the person the more severe the symptoms may be.

"In particular, bed rest need not be prescribed, and a return to normal activities is desirable as soon as it is comfortable for them to be resumed (gradually, if necessary). Nevertheless, in an effort to decrease the risk of splenic rupture experts advise avoidance of contact sports and other heavy physical activity, especially when involving increased abdominal pressure or the Valsalva maneuver (as in rowing or weight training), for at least the first 3–4 weeks of illness or until splenomegaly has resolved, as determined by a treating physician."

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 04:51 PM
Bob Gretz's guess is mono, but he admits even the press can't get any details on his malady.

The disease usually strikes younger people, but the older the person the more severe the symptoms may be.

"In particular, bed rest need not be prescribed, and a return to normal activities is desirable as soon as it is comfortable for them to be resumed (gradually, if necessary). Nevertheless, in an effort to decrease the risk of splenic rupture experts advise avoidance of contact sports and other heavy physical activity, especially when involving increased abdominal pressure or the Valsalva maneuver (as in rowing or weight training), for at least the first 3–4 weeks of illness or until splenomegaly has resolved, as determined by a treating physician."

How would one get mono playing non-football ?

BigMeatballDave
09-05-2014, 05:24 PM
MRSA?

Repost :)

Easy 6
09-05-2014, 05:33 PM
Crazy shit can affect the kinds of people you'd never think it could... three years ago I had a case of shingles so bad on the right side of my head, and down into my right eye, that the doc was afraid I'd not only lose sight in my right eye but that it would get so far back in there that it'd give me Encephalitis of the brain.

Missed a full month of work and even then wasnt feeling or looking right.

"Whaaa, I thought this was an old folks problem?"... the Doc said "nope".

Whatever is going on with this all pro in waiting, it must be kinda bad for the secrecy to be so severe.

Get well, Mike.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-05-2014, 05:55 PM
Nah , Tranny surgery !

Easy 6
09-05-2014, 05:57 PM
Nah , Tranny surgery !

Catapano is Lady Valor.

srvy
09-05-2014, 07:05 PM
Maybe he was doing his sledgehammer workout. Rebounded up hitting him square in the forehead. Could be in a coma?

The Franchise
09-12-2014, 12:17 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reid said specialists continue to look at whatever is wrong with Mike Catapano. Said he&#39;s not sure how to describe what&#39;s wrong with him.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/510492045778386944">September 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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What in the fuck?

Discuss Thrower
09-12-2014, 12:19 PM
Lupus?

Dayze
09-12-2014, 12:25 PM
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5149/5685817782_7894329e8b.jpg

Discuss Thrower
09-12-2014, 12:26 PM
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5149/5685817782_7894329e8b.jpg

Feel like Cutler's diagnosis would have awakened other training staffs to this possibility.

RealSNR
09-12-2014, 12:31 PM
I'm guessing it's a really embarrassing disease like Chronic Leaky Butt Polyps Syndrome

Sorter
09-12-2014, 12:32 PM
The old Jeremy Maclin disease. Classic.

notorious
09-12-2014, 12:34 PM
"I don't want to play on a losing team" syndrome.

Chief_For_Life58
09-12-2014, 12:46 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reid said specialists continue to look at whatever is wrong with Mike Catapano. Said he's not sure how to describe what's wrong with him.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/510492045778386944">September 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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What in the ****?

aids

Pasta Little Brioni
09-12-2014, 12:48 PM
"I don't want to play on a losing team" syndrome.

Shit the faid infected us

Titty Meat
09-12-2014, 12:53 PM
Herpes

Mr. Laz
09-12-2014, 01:05 PM
must be some kind of dick fungus or something that Capatano doesn't want everyone to know about

T-Town
09-12-2014, 01:07 PM
Lupus?

http://leapforlupus.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Its-not-lupus-Its-never-lupus.jpg

Dunerdr
09-12-2014, 01:34 PM
Kansas City Chiefs DE Mike Catapano practiced just a handful of times during training camp with what the Chiefs called an illness. He was placed on the non-football injury list to start the season. It's Week 2 and we still don't know what's wrong with Catapano, and it sounds like the Chiefs don't either.

Here's an exchange from Andy Reid's press conference today. (KC Star's Terez Paylor was asking the questions).


Q: Do we know what's wrong with Mike Catapano yet? Is he in town?

Reid: We don't have anything for you on that. They're still doing research on that and we'll see how things go.

Q: Have you ever seen anything like what's happening with him, whatever it is?

Reid: It's a concern obviously. Our docs are on top of it. He's seen some specialists and they're on top of it. There are no conclusions that have been set yet but they're working on stuff there. They're in communication. My thing is, I always care for the player and you want the best for them at this point. We'll just see how things work out.

Q: Is Mike in good spirits? Have you talked to him?

Reid: John Dorsey [talked to him] yesterday. He just wants to make sure he's OK. That's the main thing.

Q: Is it a coordination type thing, is there anything ... it's not flu-like symptoms. I don't know how to describe it.

Reid: I'm not sure I know how to describe it either right now. We'd have to get something from the doctors to tell you exactly. I'm not in that position right there.

srvy
09-12-2014, 01:50 PM
ALS?

OldSchool
09-12-2014, 02:26 PM
STD. Got AIDS from a used needle.

scho63
09-13-2014, 10:24 AM
That was one of the most political evasive answers I have ever seen! Andy said NOTHING!

He must be taking lessons from the White House.......

:hmmm:

Scooter LaCanforno
09-13-2014, 12:17 PM
If it's not football related it falls under HIPAA.

Discuss Thrower
09-13-2014, 12:22 PM
If he's this sick that no one knows what's wrong with him then doesn't that mean he's pretty much done for the year?

mcaj22
09-13-2014, 12:23 PM
yea if this is a non football injury and he's actually sick, then you can't count on the guy to ever play a NFL game again.

Bwana
09-13-2014, 12:25 PM
Kansas City Chiefs DE Mike Catapano practiced just a handful of times during training camp with what the Chiefs called an illness. He was placed on the non-football injury list to start the season. It's Week 2 and we still don't know what's wrong with Catapano, and it sounds like the Chiefs don't either.

Here's an exchange from Andy Reid's press conference today. (KC Star's Terez Paylor was asking the questions).


Q: Do we know what's wrong with Mike Catapano yet? Is he in town?

Reid: We don't have anything for you on that. They're still doing research on that and we'll see how things go.

Q: Have you ever seen anything like what's happening with him, whatever it is?

Reid: It's a concern obviously. Our docs are on top of it. He's seen some specialists and they're on top of it. There are no conclusions that have been set yet but they're working on stuff there. They're in communication. My thing is, I always care for the player and you want the best for them at this point. We'll just see how things work out.

Q: Is Mike in good spirits? Have you talked to him?

Reid: John Dorsey [talked to him] yesterday. He just wants to make sure he's OK. That's the main thing.

Q: Is it a coordination type thing, is there anything ... it's not flu-like symptoms. I don't know how to describe it.

Reid: I'm not sure I know how to describe it either right now. We'd have to get something from the doctors to tell you exactly. I'm not in that position right there.

What the hell?

https://33.media.tumblr.com/a2768a1bd7dd9e6e30b8e84bf802d65a/tumblr_mmea3eNisb1qc65oco1_400.jpg

kepp
09-13-2014, 12:26 PM
This sounds similar to Jeremy Maclin's situation a couple years back. I don't think they ever did say what happened.
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thabear04
09-13-2014, 12:32 PM
Maybe he got sick like Brock Lesnar did.

Hammock Parties
09-13-2014, 12:35 PM
This sounds similar to Jeremy Maclin's situation a couple years back. I don't think they ever did say what happened.
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Did Maclin turn into a piece of shit no talent 7th rounder who was white and therefore loved by corn-fed good ol boys from the midwest?

Because that's exactly what happened here.

Buehler445
09-13-2014, 12:53 PM
Lupus?

Haven't you watched House? It's NEVER lupus

http://leapforlupus.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Its-not-lupus-Its-never-lupus.jpg

Fuck. Beat me to it.

Rasputin
09-13-2014, 12:55 PM
Didn't we have a RT that played a couple games then came down with an "illness" and never played again? What was his name Christian??

srvy
09-13-2014, 02:02 PM
I still say he was round housing that sledge in his workout video. The thing rebounded up caught him square in the forehead and is in a coma.

Tribal Warfare
09-13-2014, 02:15 PM
yea if this is a non football injury and he's actually sick, then you can't count on the guy to ever play a NFL game again.

maybe some type o of an nset Huntington's disease? Shit ,the guessing game of this fucking infinite. Though nothing like Mr. Blond's departure

Or he literally does have AIDs

J Diddy
09-13-2014, 02:15 PM
I heard he said bomb on a plane

srvy
09-13-2014, 03:09 PM
Taken hostage by ISIS?

wazu
09-13-2014, 03:12 PM
maybe some type o of an nset Huntington's disease? Shit ,the guessing game of this fucking infinite. Though nothing like Mr. Blond's departure

Or he literally does have AIDs

I thought we figured out Mr. Blonde was in prison.

Rausch
09-13-2014, 03:16 PM
JAWB

Just another white bust

Drafted by Dorsey Disease...

Tribal Warfare
09-13-2014, 03:16 PM
I thought we figured out Mr. Blonde was in prison.

That was my assumption, but that "Leaving Forever" instance will always be shrouded in mystery

Direckshun
09-13-2014, 08:06 PM
Kansas City Chiefs DE Mike Catapano practiced just a handful of times during training camp with what the Chiefs called an illness. He was placed on the non-football injury list to start the season. It's Week 2 and we still don't know what's wrong with Catapano, and it sounds like the Chiefs don't either.

Here's an exchange from Andy Reid's press conference today. (KC Star's Terez Paylor was asking the questions).


Q: Do we know what's wrong with Mike Catapano yet? Is he in town?

Reid: We don't have anything for you on that. They're still doing research on that and we'll see how things go.

Q: Have you ever seen anything like what's happening with him, whatever it is?

Reid: It's a concern obviously. Our docs are on top of it. He's seen some specialists and they're on top of it. There are no conclusions that have been set yet but they're working on stuff there. They're in communication. My thing is, I always care for the player and you want the best for them at this point. We'll just see how things work out.

Q: Is Mike in good spirits? Have you talked to him?

Reid: John Dorsey [talked to him] yesterday. He just wants to make sure he's OK. That's the main thing.

Q: Is it a coordination type thing, is there anything ... it's not flu-like symptoms. I don't know how to describe it.

Reid: I'm not sure I know how to describe it either right now. We'd have to get something from the doctors to tell you exactly. I'm not in that position right there.

Jesus.

If you don't want to reveal it because it's sensitive, then SAY THAT.

This ridiculous we-have-no-idea-what-it-could-be-DESPITE-THE-FACT-WE'VE-SET-HIM-UP-WITH-A-FUCKING-SPECIALIST is infuriating.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-13-2014, 08:28 PM
Frustrating because Cat was gonna wreck some shit this year !

Hammock Parties
09-13-2014, 08:30 PM
Frustrating because Cat was gonna wreck some shit this year !

A truck or something?

DenverChief
09-13-2014, 10:23 PM
Jesus.

If you don't want to reveal it because it's sensitive, then SAY THAT.

This ridiculous we-have-no-idea-what-it-could-be-DESPITE-THE-FACT-WE'VE-SET-HIM-UP-WITH-A-****ING-SPECIALIST is infuriating.

It really could be a undiagnosed illness - that still happens to people

Rain Man
09-13-2014, 10:35 PM
My money is on leprosy.

OldSchool
09-13-2014, 11:54 PM
Frustrating because Cat was gonna wreck some shit this year !

He probably literally did just that and got AIDS in the process.

Direckshun
09-14-2014, 07:12 AM
It really could be a undiagnosed illness - that still happens to people

Is that what the specialist for?

Pushead2
09-14-2014, 07:15 AM
Uncontrollable anal leakage.

KCChiefsfan1234
09-14-2014, 07:18 AM
Let's just pray it isn't something that is life threatening. It is weird that they don't know yet but it could be hard to diagnose. Or maybe they know but aren't ready to share it yet.

DenverChief
09-14-2014, 09:52 AM
Is that what the specialist for?

Anytime you go beyond a family practitioner you are seeing a specialist. A Dr that specializes in sports medicine is a "specialist"

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-22-2014, 04:47 PM
Well, reports now say he's been moved to IR

Guess he's done

Lonewolf Ed
09-22-2014, 04:52 PM
Well, reports now say he's been moved to IR

Guess he's done

Blast. It would have been nice to see if he actually had something beyond potential. :shake:

Rain Man
09-22-2014, 04:57 PM
Gee, I'm hoping it doesn't turn out that it's something fatal. I'm kind of starting to worry about the guy now.

Easy 6
09-22-2014, 05:07 PM
Diverticulitis?

Crohns?

WTF?

tooge
09-22-2014, 05:18 PM
It's gonna be a virus. A lot of times a virus like mono foot and mouth, etc can be very hard to disgnose

SAUTO
09-22-2014, 05:41 PM
It's gonna be a virus. A lot of times a virus like mono foot and mouth, etc can be very hard to disgnose

Hand foot and mouth?


My almost two year old has it, actually is just starting to get better. Sucks. 104 degrees and blisters all over him and covering The inside of his mouth. Got it after about ten others at daycare. But they said no one over 5 usually gets it.
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Mr. Laz
09-25-2014, 12:14 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reid says Catapano, who was moved to injured reserve this week, is back around the team. Still isn't saying what the issue is.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/515181938886590467">September 25, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Reerun_KC
09-25-2014, 12:25 PM
Cp folk lore.

the Talking Can
09-25-2014, 12:28 PM
ebolaids

Mojo Jojo
09-25-2014, 02:01 PM
E.D.

Discuss Thrower
09-25-2014, 02:16 PM
MRSA or infectious mononucleosis.

WhawhaWhat
09-25-2014, 02:22 PM
He's been on an island with Kris Wilson.

Chief_For_Life58
09-25-2014, 02:30 PM
damn wtf is up with that guy

bevischief
09-25-2014, 02:33 PM
It's the aids.

scho63
09-25-2014, 06:52 PM
Leukemia?
Lyme Disease?
Lupus?
Lou Gehrig's Disease?
Legionnaires Disease?
Lymphoma?
Laryngitis?
Lead Poisoning?
Leprosy?
Liver Disease?
Lung Cancer?

OldSchool
09-25-2014, 07:04 PM
Say hello to your 2015 1st round pick!

http://collegesportsblog.dallasnews.com/files/2014/07/OAKMAN-620x698.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PGLsiq0YF8w/UnDIKfpsClI/AAAAAAAAA_U/v5yzc8w19LE/s1600/oakman4.gif

CoMoChief
09-25-2014, 07:08 PM
aids from his boyfriend is the only guess I can think of as to why they're so hush hush about it. That and HIPAA

Chiefnj2
09-25-2014, 07:14 PM
Hand foot and mouth?


My almost two year old has it, actually is just starting to get better. Sucks. 104 degrees and blisters all over him and covering The inside of his mouth. Got it after about ten others at daycare. But they said no one over 5 usually gets it.
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Coxsackie.?

srvy
09-25-2014, 07:38 PM
He and the Beard were getting pretty chummy then they both pulled a disappearing act. Coincidence?

Direckshun
09-25-2014, 08:23 PM
Scurvy.

I'm going with scurvy.

It's scury, isn't it?

Scurvy.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2014, 07:53 AM
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- The Kansas City Chiefs, who are fourth in the league with nine sacks, don’t need any immediate help with their pass rush. But they won’t be able to bolster their rush later in the season with the addition of Mike Catapano.

Catapano’s season ended this week when the Chiefs moved him to the injured-reserve list. Catapano, who has a viral condition the Chiefs have yet to publicly define, had been on the non-football illness list. That gave Catapano the chance to return later in the season.

The Chiefs gave up on that hope by making the move with Catapano, who could have provided some depth and a fresh body as a pass-rusher later in the season had he been able to return.

"That’s where we’re at," coach Andy Reid said. "That was a long process. It’s better he just steps back and gets himself back healthy and feeling good."

Catapano returned to the Chiefs' practice facility on Thursday. He opened training camp with the Chiefs but was able to practice only for a few days before the Chiefs shut him down.

"He’s just trying to get his strength back," Reid said. "He’s starting to feel better. I had a chance to visit with him. He’s in good spirits. That’s positive. Now it’s just a matter of building back up and getting himself back to where he gets his strength back."

Direckshun
09-26-2014, 08:45 AM
STD.

Skyy God
09-26-2014, 08:47 AM
EbolaAIDS

Rain Man
09-26-2014, 09:34 AM
Scurvy.

I'm going with scurvy.

It's scury, isn't it?

Scurvy.


Let's check his teeth if we see a picture of him at some point.

It could be whooping cough.

The Franchise
09-26-2014, 10:52 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Trainer Rick Burkholder says Catapano has a virus that was gastro-intestinal based and also had a concussion.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/515543541091930112">September 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Dave Lane
09-26-2014, 10:55 AM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Trainer Rick Burkholder says Catapano has a virus that was gastro-intestinal based and also had a concussion.</p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/515543541091930112">September 26, 2014</a></blockquote>
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How do you get a concussion when you haven't played in weeks?

kepp
09-26-2014, 10:58 AM
How do you get a concussion when you haven't played in weeks?

This whole thing has been strange.

Jimmya
09-26-2014, 11:13 AM
He's all jacked up!

Lonewolf Ed
09-26-2014, 11:15 AM
If he didn't have some mystery virus, it would be his achilles. :banghead:

scho63
09-26-2014, 11:25 AM
How do you get a concussion when you haven't played in weeks?

Maybe he hit his head on the toilet.

Bob Dole
09-26-2014, 11:50 AM
So much for all that training and conditioning during the offseason...

Discuss Thrower
09-26-2014, 12:30 PM
Guess he got the concussion from the one practice he took part in during camp...

The Franchise
09-26-2014, 12:31 PM
On Friday, the Chiefs finally revealed the mystery illness that has been plaguing defensive end Mike Catapano for the better part of two months.

“Mike had two issues,” trainer Rick Burkholder said. “One, he had a virus that was gastrointestinal based. As we studied that — and we studied it extensively — he went to New York to the hospital for special surgeries and there it was determined that he had another problem, that he had a concussion.”

Catapano was moved from the reserve/non-football illness list to injured reserve earlier this week, and was last spotted in the building Thursday.

Burkholder, who did not take questions about Catapano’s condition, said he was placed on the non-football illness list because of the virus and then placed on injured reserve because of the concussion, which proved to be a little harder to diagnose.

“He was studied at New York University Hospital, the University of Michigan and the University of Pittsburgh for the concussion,” Burkholder said.

However, with a prognosis now known, Catapano can finally start the process of recovery, though his move to injured reserve ensures he will not return this season.

“We’ve gotten a prognosis and we’ve got rehabilitation to do,” Burkholder said. “He’s back here. He’s doing rehab with us and he’ll be re-evaluated in two weeks.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/article2258477.html#storylink=cpy

What in the actual fuck?

Rain Man
09-26-2014, 12:37 PM
If he didn't have some mystery virus, it would be his achilles. :banghead:

I bet that hasn't been diagnosed yet, because it had to have happened by now.

Jimmya
09-26-2014, 12:39 PM
Crazy year.

ct
09-26-2014, 01:16 PM
So much for all that training and conditioning during the offseason...

The "training and conditioning" is what may have given him the "gastrointestinal" virus. No Mr. NFL official, he actually cannot pee in the cup, he has a gastrointestinal virus and cannot pee for 9-12 months. Please come back in 9-12 months and he can pee for you.

Halfcan
09-26-2014, 03:49 PM
The "training and conditioning" is what may have given him the "gastrointestinal" virus. No Mr. NFL official, he actually cannot pee in the cup, he has a gastrointestinal virus and cannot pee for 9-12 months. Please come back in 9-12 months and he can pee for you.

Concussion added for a future settlement maybe?

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-26-2014, 03:53 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if he had Q Fever.

SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 04:00 PM
ok so this is ****ing interesting

SAUTO
09-26-2014, 04:09 PM
Coxsackie.?
Yep
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SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 04:09 PM
****ing shady ESPECIALLY in light of that post and Today's KC Star article. What is the truth here? I'd like to know why we lost a good player for the year for a mystery virus and a concussion that will be revisited in 2 weeks. Why 2 weeks??

Easy 6
09-26-2014, 04:21 PM
I dont see the point in beating the scandal drum right now, with all of the injuries the last thing we need to throw on top of it is a bigass scandal.

If they mishandled something then lets just hope they learn from their mistake and lets move on with the football season sans a bunch of hoopla... the guys gonna live and presumably play football next year, thats good enough for me.

SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 04:27 PM
I dont see the point in beating the scandal drum right now, with all of the injuries the last thing we need to throw on top of it is a bigass scandal.

If they mishandled something then lets just hope they learn from their mistake and lets move on with the football season sans a bunch of hoopla... the guys gonna live and presumably play football next year, thats good enough for me.

true i hear that...but can you imagine being his teammate and learning he was given anesthesia while he had a concussion? they could've killed him. that would scare the shit out of me to be quite honest.

Easy 6
09-26-2014, 04:31 PM
true i hear that...but can you imagine being his teammate and learning he was given anesthesia while he had a concussion? they could've killed him. that would scare the shit out of me to be quite honest.

If the rumors are true, then yes... that was a scary situation.

But I doubt we ever find out what exactly did or didnt happen, if they screwed up that bad they'll move heaven and earth to squash it.

SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 04:32 PM
Guess he got the concussion from the one practice he took part in during camp...

yep apparently in one of them, happens

SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 04:34 PM
If the rumors are true, then yes... that was a scary situation.

But I doubt we ever find out what exactly did or didnt happen, if they screwed up that bad they'll move heaven and earth to squash it.

well hopefully he makes a full recovery. Sucks to lose a player for the season but main thing is he heals 100% that comes before football.

SAUTO
09-26-2014, 04:43 PM
yep...and they put him back on the field anyway then he passed out and was taken away in an ambulance. :doh!: AND given anesthesia because they thought it was something else i'm being told now from 2 different sources. Sorry but this is scandalous :eek: hopefully he recovers 100% and will be ok for next year at least, but damn this is a fucking shame

When did this happen?

SeeingRed
09-26-2014, 05:26 PM
When did this happen?


Before the 3rd pre season game is when he was taken away in ambulance and then flown to NY for more testing after they couldn't figure out what was wrong. He was to be the starting DE for that 3rd game because Devito was out with broken hand but he collapsed in practice. The Chiefs "thought" he had a virus but supposedly he had a failed concussion test a week earlier but for some "odd" reason was never diagnosed correctly and protocol was never followed and was treated as having a virus instead.

CoMoChief
09-26-2014, 08:06 PM
Before the 3rd pre season game is when he was taken away in ambulance and then flown to NY for more testing after they couldn't figure out what was wrong. He was to be the starting DE for that 3rd game because Devito was out with broken hand but he collapsed in practice. The Chiefs "thought" he had a virus but supposedly he had a failed concussion test a week earlier but for some "odd" reason was never diagnosed correctly and protocol was never followed and was treated as having a virus instead.

damn :eek:

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2014, 09:16 PM
At least now we're getting answers

Katie
09-26-2014, 11:51 PM
I have a friend who had a gastro-intestinal virus and it put her totally out of commission for 6 months. It takes all your strength and leaves you totally weakened. So if he had something similar, that alone would make playing football a moot point.

Buehler445
09-26-2014, 11:58 PM
Where are you getting this red?