WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Filed to ESPN: Broncos WR Wes Welker has been suspended four games for use of amphetamines, per sources.</p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/506937895249522688">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[CaliforniaChief]

LMAO

[O.city]

Doesn't really matter, they'll still be dominant.

[-King-]

LMAO LMAO
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[RealSNR]

The Donks can just have him serve those games now, right? When he would have been out of action anyway because of his concussion?

[TribalElder]

Why not a whole season

[WakkaWakka]

Doesn't matter, theyre still gonna kick the Chiefs ass.

[dirk digler]

oops

[ViperVisor]

He is Mickey Rooney-esk in stature. Now he is hopped up on pep pills like him as well.

[OldSchool]

ROFL, what an idiot. Better not see him suing the NFL in a few years, claiming that he didn't know that taking all of those hits and using those drugs would fuck him up.

[booger]

This is such heartwarming news LMAO

[J Diddy]

"Wes, if you want to play for me next year you need to get more speed"

"Coach Fox, umkay"

[Prison Bitch]

He was probably just drinking a beer on vacation.

[srvy]

Damn GNC I didn't know those vitamins were black beauties.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It&#39;d be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Gadzooks]

The Donks are eerily similar to the cap cheating, SB winning, 1994 San Fran 49ers.

[kcjayhawks5]

Lmao

[booger]

He took the phrase "crank" it up for the regular season literally

[kcjayhawks5]

ROFL LMAO

[TEX]

What a little Drug Lord...LMAO

[thabear04]

ROFL LMAO

[Ming the Merciless]

http://i.imgur.com/utdwtR6.gif

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506942152643854337">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[booger]

Loaded with all that money and he chooses the poor peoples cocaine...those concussions must be getting to him

[Bwana]

So much for his golden boy image. :doh!:

[Iowanian]

cheating cheaters and their cheating bronco cheating cheaters.

Stay down, crackhead. Test the rest. test the rest.

I'm positive that Manning would test positive for Doucheamine.

[J Diddy]

Loaded with all that money and he chooses the poor peoples cocaine...those concussions must be getting to him

There's more to amphetamines than meth.

[SPchief]

Wait, so he was rollin at the Kentucky Derby? That seems, um, weird?

[J Diddy]

cheating cheaters and their cheating bronco cheating cheaters.

Stay down, crackhead. Test the rest. test the rest.

I'm positive that Manning would test positive for Doucheamine.


Crisco positive

[-King-]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Popped a Molly I'm suspended WOO
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[booger]

There's more to amphetamines than meth.

I'm sure there is...I'm just going from what I heard it called growing up. Never tried anything more than pot myself. No clue what Molly is

[booger]

Chicken feed is one of the funniest things I've heard for slang for crack and meth heads. Saddest too for that matter.

[Iowanian]

Because Welker is a bronco, the only thing about this that surprises me is that when they tested him for Crank, instead of (+) or (-) I anticipated the result to read (Michael Sam)

[DaveNull]

Wait, so he was rollin at the Kentucky Derby? That seems, um, weird?

Nope. You've got some reading to do. Here's a PDF link to Hunter Thompson's take on the Derby. (http://brianb.freeshell.org/a/kddd.pdf)

[Rain Man]

We'll eventually learn that he's been snorting cocaine off of Peyton Manning's forehead.

[wazu]

I'm sure there is...I'm just going from what I heard it called growing up. Never tried anything more than pot myself. No clue what Molly is

Ecstasy.

[Iowanian]

He shouldn't begin this suspension until he is cleared from his latest concussion.

[listopencil]

What the fuck? What a dumbass move.

[ThaVirus]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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They say you can work out for longer and more intense periods. If true, some amphetamines would certainly qualify.

[listopencil]

He shouldn't begin this suspension until he is cleared from his latest concussion.

I would not be greatly surprised if the Broncos cut him.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506942152643854337">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Wes Welker at this year&#39;s Kentucky Derby. That&#39;s not Molly next to him. <a href="http://t.co/Tg4hUh3Wj6">pic.twitter.com/Tg4hUh3Wj6</a></p>&mdash; Dominic Bonvissuto (@dombonvissuto) <a href="https://twitter.com/dombonvissuto/status/506943475095326720">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Rain Man]

Y'know, I bet he gets his drugs from Von Miller.

[booger]

They would all test positive for equine STDs

[Rausch]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Wes Welker at this year's Kentucky Derby. That's not Molly next to him. <a href="http://t.co/Tg4hUh3Wj6">pic.twitter.com/Tg4hUh3Wj6</a></p>&mdash; Dominic Bonvissuto (@dombonvissuto) <a href="https://twitter.com/dombonvissuto/status/506943475095326720">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Anyone who dresses like that is on drugs...

[John Dope]

YES!

[listopencil]

https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/506940509005578240

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Broncos have known about Wes Welker's 4 game suspension since before camp but were holding out hope on his appeal.

[booger]

Ecstasy.

Ok gotcha. I think I've heard it called that. And ice cream for crank

[Rausch]

https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/506940509005578240

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Broncos have known about Wes Welker's 4 game suspension since before camp but were holding out hope on his appeal.

So the news breaks once everyone and their dog has had their fantasy draft...LMAO

[DaveNull]

Broncos have known about Wes Welker's 4 game suspension since before camp but were holding out hope on his appeal.just love ****ing with all those fantasy football nerds.
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[booger]

We'll eventually learn that he's been snorting cocaine off of Peyton Manning's forehead.

ROFL

[srvy]

So much for his golden boy image. :doh!:

Nance and Sim's will still be sucking his dick during telecasts.

Micheal Sam will just be sitting on the PS drooling.

[Sandy Vagina]

Excellent news! Welker's a pain in the ass for secondaries to deal with. It will help come week 2 @ Denver. Take all the good fortune we can get. :)

[listopencil]

This does explain the dropsies though. Meth hands.

[srvy]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Wes Welker at this year's Kentucky Derby. That's not Molly next to him. <a href="http://t.co/Tg4hUh3Wj6">pic.twitter.com/Tg4hUh3Wj6</a></p>&mdash; Dominic Bonvissuto (@dombonvissuto) <a href="https://twitter.com/dombonvissuto/status/506943475095326720">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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No but it is Marsha Brady.

[booger]

I bet a month from now tony romo tests positive for roofies

[Buck]

It was Molly?

[srvy]

So I get it now. Marsha Brady supplies Wes with speed laced ecstasy then rats him out to a league source prompting a random test.

Two cheating cheaters from cheating organizations. Looks like Tom just put the Pats on the fast track to the SB.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've never rooted for CTE so hard than for this fucker.

[Rausch]

So I take it Brady signed on to do the Matrix 4?...

[cosmo20002]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Sure they do, for working out.

[srvy]

So I take it Brady signed on to do the Matrix 4?...

LOL nailed it.

[Bwana]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwkGZ11CAAAYZs8.jpg (http://twitter.com/dombonvissuto/status/506943475095326720/photo/1)

He should get at least another 4 games for wearing that hat. Did he get a free bowl of soup with that/Rodney.


http://memecrunch.com/meme/TG2A/caddyshack/image.jpg?w=400&c=1

[Eleazar]

I bet a month from now tony romo tests positive for roofies

Why you gotta bring Michael Sam into this? :LOL: :huh:

[listopencil]

Man, why do the media outlets that report on this keep using pics where he looks like a glaze-eyed crack head or a scruffy meth addict? Oh...wait. Never mind.

[booger]

Why you gotta bring Michael Sam into this? :LOL: :huh:

I just think it would be hilarious. Roger wouldn't know wtf to do

[wazu]

Looks like they better test Brady while they're at it.

[Bwana]

Judge Smails lives! http://thestockmasters.com/images/judge-smails-hat.gif

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[SAUTO]

Cant believe some one hasn't posted his pic with the blown eyes...
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[DrunkBassGuitar]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506942152643854337">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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wait...wouldn't that just be regular ol' ecstasy?

[Discuss Thrower]

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[Red Dawg]

Haha haha. Welker is a druggie.

[SAUTO]

wait...wouldn't that just be regular ol' ecstasy?

Yep,x is basically Molly cut with heroin or amphetamine
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[wazu]

wait...wouldn't that just be regular ol' ecstasy?

According to my sources (wikipedia) you are correct.

[GloryDayz]

All I can say is:

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[L.A. Chieffan]

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[ModSocks]

Cant believe some one hasn't posted his pic with the blown eyes...
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This is the exact image that popped into my head the moment the news broke on the Radio.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What a piece of shit

[Coochie liquor]

Doesn't matter, theyre still gonna kick the Chiefs ass.

Dude you crack me up. Your team has one of the best qbs in the league yet always underperform. And that's not even mentioning how the 49ers dominate you regularly a in the playoffs. Blow pack blow!

[PHOG]

NOOOOOOOO!! Not Wes!!!

[ThaVirus]

I've never rooted for CTE so hard than for this fucker.


Guy's like 0 for 3 in Super Bowls.

Thats a good enough punishment for me..

[Easy 6]

This is golden, suck it denver.

[Simply Red]

NOOOOOOOO!! Not Wes!!!

you seem nice, PHOG.

[Coochie liquor]

Wait, so he was rollin at the Kentucky Derby? That seems, um, weird?

Yeah, wtf?? I've rolled lots of places. Craziest being Universal Studios. But rolling at the Derby sounds lame.

[PHOG]

you seem nice, PHOG.
Thanks, I guess. STFU

[beach tribe]

Yep,x is basically Molly cut with heroin or amphetamine
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Wrong.
Molly is straight MDMA. Which IS in an amphetamine.
I would bet it was addreral though.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

you seem nice, PHOG.

This place is pure evil. Don't let em fool ya

[Saccopoo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Wrong.

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[SAUTO]

Wrong.
Molly is straight MDMA. Which IS in an amphetamine.
I would bet it was addreral though.

I meant meth. Sorry. MDMA is classified as a Phenethylamine and an amphetamine.
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[Coochie liquor]

Yep,x is basically Molly cut with heroin or amphetamine
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First off they don't ever cut ecstasy with heroin. It's very expensive, and I can tell you I was in that trade for a few years an never once was it cut with heroin. Amphetamines on the other hand....

[Priest31kc]

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[MikeMaslowski]

Take a Molly at the Kentucky Derby, four games. Beat the shit out of a Molly in an elevator, two games.

[Davechief]

Drugs and concussions. Hope he enjoys spending his golden years licking the wall.

[SAUTO]

First off they don't ever cut ecstasy with heroin. It's very expensive, and I can tell you I was in that trade for a few years an never once was it cut with heroin. Amphetamines on the other hand....

I wouldn't say never google white PAC man. It absolutely has been cut with heroin before.
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[SAUTO]

http://bdcwire.com/bpd-on-overdoses-molly-cut-with-heroin-meth-bath-salts/

Here's another where the Boston pd found molly cut with heroin, meth, and some was almost all bath salts...
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[thabear04]

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[WhawhaWhat]

Seems dumb to be suspended for taking it in May. Ecstasy is pretty fun time.

[PHOG]

Too bad Wes...see ya in the funny papers.

[Bwana]

Seems dumb to be suspended for taking it in May. Ecstasy is pretty fun time.

LMAO

It "seems dumb" if you're an NFL player to be doing it at all risking shit like this.

[TLO]

Ha ha

[Rain Man]

Wait, so he was rollin at the Kentucky Derby? That seems, um, weird?

He got mixed up and thought he was with Elway.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

First off they don't ever cut ecstasy with heroin. It's very expensive, and I can tell you I was in that trade for a few years an never once was it cut with heroin. Amphetamines on the other hand....

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[mdchiefsfan]

Stay down, bitch!!

[98 SR20]

Smoking that ice brah. No future in it.

[Marcellus]

Take a Molly at the Kentucky Derby, four games. Beat the shit out of a Molly in an elevator, two games.

Not anymore it isn't.

[ThaVirus]

LMAO

Who knew CP had so many street pharmacists?

[DenverChief]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It'd be interesting to know when Welker tested positive. Amphetamines have no performance-enhancing value in offseason.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506940845493616640">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Keeping weight off maybe?

[Bufkin]

"I don't pop molly, I Dee Ford".

[DenverChief]

First off they don't ever cut ecstasy with heroin. It's very expensive, and I can tell you I was in that trade for a few years an never once was it cut with heroin. Amphetamines on the other hand....

Let's take a little walk and you tell me more about this "trade":evil:

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Keeping weight off maybe?

Maybe he was studying














LMAO

[Marcellus]

I bet X is great for concussion recovery.

Dude has been dealing with concussions and decides to take mind altering drugs during his time off.

Genius.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>UPDATE: Wes Welker may have a chance to play Sunday because the suspension hasn&#39;t been officially announced by NFL » <a href="http://t.co/rdBvF34AzW">http://t.co/rdBvF34AzW</a></p>&mdash; NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/506988922954854400">September 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[-King-]

Hmm...so he could end up missing 5 games seeing as he hasn't been cleared by the league for his concussion.


Edit: Nevermind, looks like the Donkeys were smart about it.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Broncos announce the four-game suspension for Wes Welker. Starts Week 1.</p>&mdash; Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/506989753229934593">September 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Iconic]

Doing cardio on a stimulant like Ice is unreal. It won't make you any stronger however the mood elevation mixed with the high heart rate can give you some ridiculous stamina... But with all drugs you should take them with caution. I know a guy who was taking heavy doses of dextroamphetamine and ended up passing out while squatting about 425lbs. They tested his heart rate afterwards and I think it was around 230BPM.

[Easy 6]

Doing cardio on a stimulant like Ice is unreal. It won't make you any stronger however the mood elevation mixed with the high heart rate can give you some ridiculous stamina... But with all drugs you should take them with caution. I know a guy who was taking heavy doses of dextroamphetamine and ended up passing out while squatting about 425lbs. They tested his heart rate afterwards and I think it was around 230BPM.

yep, strenuous exercise when your hearts already going 1000mph is a very bad idea... just ask Len Bias.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Bias overdosed in a dorm room; he wasn't running wind sprints.

[ClevelandBronco]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Broncos announce the four-game suspension for Wes Welker. Starts Week 1.</p>&mdash; Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/506989753229934593">September 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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If it were my call, it would be residential treatment or hit the street. I don't really care to hear your excuses, Wes. Two kinds of guys swear they don't have a problem: Guys that don't have a problem and guys that do.

[GloryDayz]

If it were my call, it would be residential treatment or hit the street. I don't really care to hear your excuses, Wes. Two kinds of guys swear they don't have a problem: Guys that don't have a problem and guys that do.

He has a problem, and being a fucking asshole, piece of pedophile ostrich shit is just one of them!

Fuck the runt, shoot him at dawn!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

So they cheat the system and have him serve the suspension when he would be out for concussion anyway

[Mav]

Meth? 4 games. having a car full of prescription drugs, 6 games, weed, one year, beat the shit out of your fiancé with an upper cut, 2 GAMES.

[Bufkin]

Meth? 4 games. having a car full of prescription drugs, 6 games, weed, one year, beat the shit out of your fiancé with an upper cut, 2 GAMES.
Kill your wife and commit suicide in the team's parking lot: 0 games. Roger Goodell needs to step down.

[GoChargers]

The Donks are eerily similar to the cap cheating, SB winning, 1994 San Fran 49ers.

The Donks don't need to be compared to anyone else. This is the franchise that systemized illegal chop-blocking, popularized illegal pick plays, tried to do Spygate taping AFTER the Cheatriots had already gotten caught, and cheated the salary cap themselves. It's just the same old cheating Donks.

[L.A. Chieffan]

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Danny Brown ftw

[New World Order]

The Donks don't need to be compared to anyone else. This is the franchise that systemized illegal chop-blocking, popularized illegal pick plays, tried to do Spygate taping AFTER the Cheatriots had already gotten caught, and cheated the salary cap themselves. It's just the same old cheating Donks.


The organization is full of scumbags.

[GoChargers]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.</p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/506942152643854337">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Same excuse Von Miller used. Let's be real, knowing the Donks, both were really juicing.

[irocdave]

So the Donkies are now tied with the Seahawks for most PED bans since 2010.


So... how many of the "cheaters" are still on the Hawks roster for 2014? Lets not forget V Miller got out of his PED suspension.....
Karma man, karma. At least for donkie fans. Bet Welker popped the meth so he wouldn't have to experience Kamtrack again.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

He didn't do it and will right this injustice! !!!/hefmo

[rico]

First off they don't ever cut ecstasy with heroin. It's very expensive, and I can tell you I was in that trade for a few years an never once was it cut with heroin. Amphetamines on the other hand....

Sometimes it's even laced with LSD.

[Contrarian]

They better check all of that team then, Probably a bunch of em popping pills.

[MagicHef]

They better check all of that team then, Probably a bunch of em popping pills.

Watching an entire NFL team on ecstasy would be pretty interesting.

[Chiefshrink]

Take a Molly at the Kentucky Derby, four games. Beat the shit out of a Molly in an elevator, two games.

Exactly:shake:

[Chiefshrink]

It's absolutely hilarious out here ROFL listening to all the local sports talk shows defending Welker saying that "Somebody MUST HAVE spiked his drink because no way Welker uses drugs". Yeah and Von and Aquib have not shared a "fatty" yet either";)

I really don't see Welker being that big of a loss at this point. Sanders will see even more versatile duty now. Demarius,Julius and Emmanuel is still damn potent.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Demarius,Julius and Emmanuel is still damn potent.

Just wait until you see Cody Latimer... He's a DT clone.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just wait until you see Cody Latimer... He's a DT clone.

Fuck you turd

[The Franchise]

Just wait until you see Cody Latimer... He's a DT clone.

Why would you want a 3-4 OLB out there catching passes?

[srvy]

have the doctors approved Welker able to play? This suspension should start when he is determined by doctors that he is fit to play IMO.

[petegz28]

Gordon suspended for an entire season for pot, correct?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Anyone else notice that Welker's head bobbles just like a horse when he runs?

[ModSocks]

Gordon suspended for an entire season for pot, correct?

How many offenses has Gordon had? How many for Welker?

[Beef Supreme]

Judge Smails lives! http://thestockmasters.com/images/judge-smails-hat.gif

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In the dictionary, this is the picture next to the word douche.

[loochy]

How many offenses has Gordon had? How many for Welker?

nope.

racism

[htismaqe]

Probably taking ADD medication after all of his head injuries.

[CapsLockKey]

Hope the train keeps rolling for Denver. First Praeter, now Welker. Looks like the football gods are beginning to cash in their IOUs.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Hope the train keeps rolling for Denver. First Praeter, now Welker. Looks like the football gods are beginning to cash in their IOUs.

This offseason hasn't been nearly as bad as last years. As always, we'll be fine.

[vailpass]

The Sanders pick up is looking pretty good now. Interested to see him in the slot...

[Easy 6]

Bias overdosed in a dorm room; he wasn't running wind sprints.

Huh, I stand corrected, for some reason I'd always thought he collapsed at practice.

[kysirsoze]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Suspended for 1st Q of playoff game for insubordination, making it rain at Kentucky Derby, popping Molly. Wes Welker clearly a thug, right?</p>&mdash; nick wright (@getnickwright) <a href="https://twitter.com/getnickwright/status/507124796619259904">September 3, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[-King-]

The Sanders pick up is looking pretty good now. Interested to see him in the slot...

He'll commit to playing the slot now and then backout and say he can only play wide out right before the game.

[KC native]

Sometimes it's even laced with LSD.

Real LSD doesn't exist anymore. No one has cooked LSD in the US for at least a decade.

[Discuss Thrower]

Real LSD doesn't exist anymore. No one has cooked LSD in the US for at least a decade.

Sooooo you're telling me there's a market?

[KC native]

Sooooo you're telling me there's a market?

Yes, a tremendous one. :evil:

Are you good at organic chemistry?

[Discuss Thrower]

Yes, a tremendous one. :evil:

Are you good at organic chemistry?

All I have to do is watch Breaking Bad, right?

[vailpass]

He'll commit to playing the slot now and then backout and say he can only play wide out right before the game.

Denver has a few different options to replace welker, I don't know what they'll do.
If Sanders were to do as you suggest then he's gone.

[-King-]

Denver has a few different options to replace welker, I don't know what they'll do.
If Sanders were to do as you suggest then he's gone.

Guess you didn't get what I was referencing...

[KC native]

All I have to do is watch Breaking Bad, right?

Yes (I am not responsible for any harm you do to yourself, others, or structures).

[vailpass]

Guess you didn't get what I was referencing...

Sorry. Thought you were talking about him almost signing with the chiefs...

[carcosa]

The fact that I'm not overjoyed by this news points to everything wrong with fantasy football.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Yes, a tremendous one. :evil:

Are you good at organic chemistry?

My Organic Chemistry textbook had a bunch of the steps for synthesizing LSD at examples or parts of problem sets. Probably most people with a degree in Chemistry could synthesize it. Although most of the reagents are controlled substances themselves. Also Breaking Bad.

[Mav]

Molly Welker and the funky bunch

[Pasta Little Brioni]

The AFC is as charmin soft as Wus is

[Param]

Caldwell/Latimer will pick up the slack. Welker can get his head together for the next month. No big deal.

[listopencil]

I just heard a comment on the pregame coverage about the NFL's drug policy. It's undergoing a change, possibly including a higher (lol) tolerance for MJ and a move of amphetamines from PED to substance abuse. So there is a chance that Welker's suspension gets lifted.

[Hammock Parties]

He'll have more yards in 12 games than any of our WRs get in 16 games.

[beach tribe]

He'll have more yards in 12 games than any of our WRs get in 16 games.

Nuhhhhh ughhh.

God, this place is stale.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Every 2014 league year suspension will be reviewed, if deal is approved. Josh Gordon failed his drug test in 2013, so wait and see on him.</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/509765654426427392">September 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Marco Polo]

Every 2014 league year suspension will be reviewed, if deal is approved. Josh Gordon failed his drug test in 2013, so wait and see on him.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) September 10, 2014 (https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/509765654426427392)
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I have Welker and Gordon stashed on my fantasy team so hoping for both.

[Frosty]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Every 2014 league year suspension will be reviewed, if deal is approved. Josh Gordon failed his drug test in 2013, so wait and see on him.</p>&mdash; Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) <a href="https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/509765654426427392">September 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
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This is kind of bullshit, imo. The penalty for breaking the rules should be whatever was in place at the time the rules were broken.

[Old Dog]

This is kind of bullshit, imo. The penalty for breaking the rules should be whatever was in place at the time the rules were broken.

concur

[Garcia Bronco]

I also concur

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Welker is not going to play?

Hang on, man. Lemme do some rithmatic.






















We're still fucked.

Dinny

[staylor26]

I just don't see how the NFL can let a bunch of suspended players back on the field after this Ray Rice fiasco.

[saphojunkie]

This is kind of bullshit, imo. The penalty for breaking the rules should be whatever was in place at the time the rules were broken.

This attitude just baffles me, except that it has to just be that none of the players are Chiefs.

[penguinz]

Welker is not going to play?

Hang on, man. Lemme do some rithmatic.






















We're still ****ed.

DinnyYour and idiot. It is ciphering not rithmatic.

[Frosty]

This attitude just baffles me, except that it has to just be that none of the players are Chiefs.

Why? It's the way the law works. If they legalize pot, they don't just open the jails and let everyone convicted for dealing pot go. I don't see why this should be different. They broke the "laws" (rules) that were in place at the time so should pay the penalty that was in place at the time. I would feel that way no matter who it was.

[ThaVirus]

Why? It's the way the law works. If they legalize pot, they don't just open the jails and let everyone convicted for dealing pot go. I don't see why this should be different. They broke the "laws" (rules) that were in place at the time so should pay the penalty that was in place at the time. I would feel that way no matter who it was.


I understand your point, but disagree.

I think anyone serving a punishment for a "crime" that is deemed no longer criminal should have their punishment lifted.

[ct]

I understand your point, but disagree.

I think anyone serving a punishment for a "crime" that is deemed no longer criminal should have their punishment lifted.

If this were his 1st offense or even 1st suspension (as the policy doesn't suspend for 1st offense), but given this as a 3rd offense, even if very low amount on the test, I don't see a full lifting of the suspension. Best case, my guess is reduced to 8 games. Just my own opinion.

I'm also puzzled why welker's suspension is even being brought up. He didn't test positive for pot, why are we even talking about him?

Hear me out on this last one. If they are going to review all 2014 suspensions, most assume it will be under the approach of 'were we too harsh?' However, consider the very fresh Ray Rice fiasco. I could very easily see Greg Hardy getting SMACKED down hard, very very hard!! If they are going to review for possible lightening of suspensions, they should also review for increasing suspensions under the strengthened domestic violence policy.

[vailpass]

NFL: we want to test for hgh
NFLPA: we want higher thresholds for other drugs in return and we want it retroactive

Negotiation in process

[notorious]

NFL: we want to test for hgh
NFLPA: we want higher thresholds for other drugs in return and we want it retroactive

Negotiation in process

This.

[penguinz]

NFL: we want to test for hgh
NFLPA: we want higher thresholds for other drugs in return and we want it retroactive

Negotiation in processThis is stupid. They should encourage the use not prevent it.

[notorious]

This is stupid. They should encourage the use not prevent it.

This, too.

[vailpass]

This is stupid. They should encourage the use not prevent it.

Yep.

[listopencil]

This is stupid. They should encourage the use not prevent it.



Is HGH unhealthy over time or does it actually help you construct a healthy body as you use it with a sensible diet and a reasonable workout plan? I don't really fully understand how it works. I'm wondering if it should be on the banned list or not.

[BigMeatballDave]

He'll have more yards in 12 games than any of our WRs get in 16 games.Way to step out on a limb, there.

Look at you. Making a bold prediction about an elite WR.

[philfree]

Is HGH unhealthy over time or does it actually help you construct a healthy body as you use it with a sensible diet and a reasonable workout plan? I don't really fully understand how it works. I'm wondering if it should be on the banned list or not.


Yeah and at 53 years of age if can help me with no bad side effects then I want some.

[penguinz]

Is HGH unhealthy over time or does it actually help you construct a healthy body as you use it with a sensible diet and a reasonable workout plan? I don't really fully understand how it works. I'm wondering if it should be on the banned list or not.If taken properly and not abused it is very safe. It does not build muscle like roids but does help your body recover and repair much quicker.

[Mile High Mania]

Either way, Welker needs to sit... I'm fine with him coming back for week 3, but given the defense, it's likely best that he sits his noggin out of that game too.

[ODESSABRONC]

Either way, Welker needs to sit... I'm fine with him coming back for week 3, but given the defense, it's likely best that he sits his noggin out of that game too.

He has a four game suspension. I know it is possible Welker could be back sooner but that is only if the NFL was able to get the rule put him changed. That's also contingent on the NFL retroactively shortening his suspension.

[listopencil]

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. -- With the terms of a new drug policy now in place, wide receiver Wes Welker returned to the Denver Broncos Friday night and is eligible to play Sunday against the Kansas City Chiefs if the team chooses to put him in the lineup, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11515193&src=desktop&wjb

[Coochie liquor]

ENGLEWOOD, Colo. -- With the terms of a new drug policy now in place, wide receiver Wes Welker returned to the Denver Broncos Friday night and is eligible to play Sunday against the Kansas City Chiefs if the team chooses to put him in the lineup, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11515193&src=desktop&wjb


This is so stupid. I he wasn't on the Dung-keys, and they weren't trying to gift wrap him a SB he would have to serve his full suspension as he did it before the rule changed. I don't know how a Dung-keys fan can even be proud if they happen to win a SB this year. Oh wait yes I do.... Cuz they're Dung-keys fans!!

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I just don't see how this should be retroactive.

[MagicHef]

This is so stupid. I he wasn't on the Dung-keys, and they weren't trying to gift wrap him a SB he would have to serve his full suspension as he did it before the rule changed. I don't know how a Dung-keys fan can even be proud if they happen to win a SB this year. Oh wait yes I do.... Cuz they're Dung-keys fans!!

Denver going to the super bowl depends on Welker being available from weeks 2-4?

[Rain Man]

Denver going to the super bowl depends on Welker being available from weeks 2-4?


If he gets suspended, the Broncos will lose market share among 14 to 17 year-old teen girls in the high-income suburban geek market segment. Given the spending power of that segment, a Broncos setback could put them behind Johnny Manziel given his domination of the Texas roofie-buying 21 to 24 male market.

So yes, losing Welker from Weeks 2 through 4 could cost Denver a Super Bowl.

[Coochie liquor]

Denver going to the super bowl depends on Welker being available from weeks 2-4?

It gives them the extra weapon earlier. And their schedule is as hard as ours. You think it's not an advantage?? Plus what Rainman said!!

[vailpass]

I just don't see how this should be retroactive.

It was part of what the NFLPA bargained for...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

League gets more pathetic by the day. Oh well he is a soft player on a charmin soft team.

[thabear04]

If Welker come back I might sit out Sanders now.

[Sure-Oz]

It was part of what the NFLPA bargained for...
Except for Josh Gordon who got 10 games. Makes no sense

[Sure-Oz]

If Welker come back I might sit out Sanders now.
No way he plays sunday

[penbrook]

NFL confirms still no drug policy agreement. Deadline has come and gone to activate players for Sunday. So Welker, Scandrick, etc. wait.

[listopencil]

The NFL and the players' union had not reached a final agreement on proposed changes to the league's drug policy as of Saturday afternoon, meaning suspended players potentially eligible for reinstatement -- like Denver Broncos (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/den/denver-broncos) receiver Wes Welker (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/5941/wes-welker) -- will not play Sunday.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11519938/wes-welker-play-denver-broncos-game-sunday-nfl-union-fail-reach-drug-agreement-roster-deadline

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

HA HA WELKER WON'T PLAY !

[Mile High Mania]

The NFL and the players' union had not reached a final agreement on proposed changes to the league's drug policy as of Saturday afternoon, meaning suspended players potentially eligible for reinstatement -- like Denver Broncos (http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/den/denver-broncos) receiver Wes Welker (http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/5941/wes-welker) -- will not play Sunday.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11519938/wes-welker-play-denver-broncos-game-sunday-nfl-union-fail-reach-drug-agreement-roster-deadline


Good.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Charmin soft

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Donkeys need all the help they can get. If they couldn't put up 4+ on THIS castoff crew, they aren't going to the SB.
And they WILL get their asses whipped next week.