Fan Upset About 'Pornographic' Commercials During Cardinals Games

[ChiefsCountry]

http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-to-the-editor/letter-hardee-s-commercial-during-cardinals-games-is-pornographic/article_2bc3c7ce-d091-5908-bbb1-ad0a72520c4f.html
Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and pornography. That’s what you’ll get if you watch the St. Louis Cardinals on TV. Every fan I know has remarked on the filthy Hardee’s commercial featuring a nearly nude woman writhing in soap suds. It’s pornography, pure and simple.

A few Sundays ago I sat down with my family after church to watch the Cardinals. When this commercial came on, my 86-year-old mother, almost in tears said, “Why do they have to do this?” My 13-year-old granddaughter hid her face and my 11-year-old grandson was so embarrassed, he didn’t know where to look. My 89-year-old father — who played baseball in the St. Louis Browns organization — apologized “I’m sorry this is on my TV,” as if it were his fault.

Then it came on again, and my mom grabbed for the remote to try to turn the channel. We were all embarrassed. And then it came on again, and I got mad.

I couldn’t help but think of Stan Musial, the standard bearer of the Cardinals and a man of impeccable character. He had to be looking down from heaven with tears in his eyes.

Since then, I’ve called the offices of team owner Bill DeWitt Jr. and president Bill DeWitt III and left five messages. I have not had the courtesy of a return phone call. Unfortunately, Hardee’s money trumps fans' concerns. Maybe thousands need to call the DeWitts. Will they listen?

Steve Rupp • Florissant

Here is the ad
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[saphojunkie]

LOL

[WhawhaWhat]

WFIB.

[jd1020]

Some of the tamest porn I've ever seen.

[ChiefsCountry]

Some of the tamest porn I've ever seen.

I would hate to say if this guy saw a real porno. :D

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/mailbag/letters-to-the-editor/letter-hardee-s-commercial-during-cardinals-games-is-pornographic/article_2bc3c7ce-d091-5908-bbb1-ad0a72520c4f.html
Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and pornography. That’s what you’ll get if you watch the St. Louis Cardinals on TV. Every fan I know has remarked on the filthy Hardee’s commercial featuring a nearly nude woman writhing in soap suds. It’s pornography, pure and simple.

A few Sundays ago I sat down with my family after church to watch the Cardinals. When this commercial came on, my 86-year-old mother, almost in tears said, “Why do they have to do this?” My 13-year-old granddaughter hid her face and my 11-year-old grandson was so embarrassed, he didn’t know where to look. My 89-year-old father — who played baseball in the St. Louis Browns organization — apologized “I’m sorry this is on my TV,” as if it were his fault.

Then it came on again, and my mom grabbed for the remote to try to turn the channel. We were all embarrassed. And then it came on again, and I got mad.

I couldn’t help but think of Stan Musial, the standard bearer of the Cardinals and a man of impeccable character. He had to be looking down from heaven with tears in his eyes.

Since then, I’ve called the offices of team owner Bill DeWitt Jr. and president Bill DeWitt III and left five messages. I have not had the courtesy of a return phone call. Unfortunately, Hardee’s money trumps fans' concerns. Maybe thousands need to call the DeWitts. Will they listen?

Steve Rupp • Florissant

Here is the ad
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BJZ_k1rQN90" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL

The 11-year-old was so embarrassed he couldn't stand up!

[The Franchise]

I found this hard to fap too.

[ptlyon]

I can pull one off on the way to work grandma!

[OldSchool]

What are they, a bunch of Michael Sams?

[saphojunkie]

reminds me of this:


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[ModSocks]

His sex life must be excruciatingly boring and his wife must be...uhm....homely....

[KC native]

His sex life must be excruciatingly boring and his wife must be...uhm....homely....

this.

puritan pussies are pussies.

[bdj23]

Bible belt is Bible-y

[saphojunkie]

How about you instead use it as an opportunity to discuss the objectification of women with your grandkids, specifically the overt comparison of a naked woman to a literal "piece of meat" that just gets plowed in the muck like a pick up truck?

[mdchiefsfan]

ROFL

The 11-year-old was so embarrassed he couldn't stand up!

He was probably afraid his father would punch it, if it got hard again. SHAME ON YOUR BONER!!

[ChiefsCountry]

Since its St. Louis I bet he is Catholic.

[ptlyon]

How about you instead use it as an opportunity to discuss the objectification of women with your grandkids, specifically the overt comparison of a naked woman to a literal "piece of meat" that just gets plowed in the muck like a pick up truck?

"Damn son, look at the DSLs on THAT "

[ModSocks]

He was probably afraid his father would punch it, if it got hard again. SHAME ON YOUR BONER!!

LMAO

[Rain Man]

It's a wholesome and healthy American women washing a pickup truck. Throw in some apple pie and this is the personification of America.

[Katipan]

We like discussing who target audiences are. Pretty sure my princess has the opinion that boys are silly creatures easily distracted by shiny things. And that only complete morons eat at Sonic. (Yes yes I know it's not a commercial for Sonic, I'm just sayin'...)

Not that I'm overly thrilled with my daughter in any kind of revealing clothing, but ****, if you're going to wash a car by hand in the privacy of your own barn, I'd take my clothes off too.

[eDave]

All else aside, THIS advertisement is needed to sell hamburgers?

[ChiefsCountry]

All else aside, THIS advertisement is needed to sell hamburgers?

I think you mean roast beef. It is a "porno" after all.

[Rain Man]

All else aside, THIS advertisement is needed to sell hamburgers?

It's a brilliant long-term cycle.

1. See attractive woman eating burgers.
2. Eat burgers.
3. Get fat so that attractive women ignore you and you get lonely.
4. Go back to Step 1.

[tecumseh]

Hardie's aiming for the Hooter's demographic? Nice niche marketing.

[Why Not?]

How about you instead use it as an opportunity to discuss the objectification of women with your grandkids, specifically the overt comparison of a naked woman to a literal "piece of meat" that just gets plowed in the muck like a pick up truck?

This. If this guy is such a moralist, why is he watching a team synonymous with beer? I have two kids, and plenty of sports on tv. When they are older, I am prepared to talk about the misrepresentation of alcohol consumption, the objectification of women, as you mentioned above, and God knows what else. Sex sells, especially to the main demographic of sports watchers. Anyone who has a problem with this should, at the very least, cease watching live sports.

Personally, I find those commercials lame because I hate fast food and, maybe I'm getting old and prude, but I'm just not interested in seeing hot chicks I have 0 chance of banging. If my wife wants to films herself in skimpy clothes eating some grilled chicken, I'd watch that.

[Why Not?]

It's a brilliant long-term cycle.

1. See attractive woman eating burgers.
2. Eat burgers.
3. Get fat so that attractive women ignore you and you get lonely.
4. Go back to Step 1.

Lol. Exactly.

[ptlyon]

It's a brilliant long-term cycle.

1. See attractive woman eating burgers.
2. Eat burgers.
3. Get fat so that attractive women ignore you and you get lonely.
4. Go back to Step 1.

Where's the masturbate profusely to commercial part?

[eDave]

Where's the masturbate profusely to commercial part?

1.1
2.1
3.1

[WhawhaWhat]

Where's the masturbate profusely to commercial part?

Between 2 and 3. The grease from the burger is used as the lube.

[wazu]

Where's the masturbate profusely to commercial part?

I think it's implied to be part of all four steps.

[TLO]

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/general-discussion/894748d1400624635-one-size-too-big-happeninghere-3.jpg

[gblowfish]

"That chick ain't nekked enough" - Every Other Male Cardinal Fan in the World

[gblowfish]

Hardee's should do a regional feature for St. Louis area restaurants: "The Hardee's HAM WALLET!"

[Deberg_1990]

Those burgers look great!

[tyler360]

After multiple viewings I have confirmed there is in fact a hamburger in this ad.

I will watch this a few more times just to confirm this though.

[ptlyon]

After multiple viewings I have confirmed there is in fact a hamburger in this ad.

I will watch this a few more times just to confirm this though.

We thank you for your support in these difficult times

[WhiteWhale]

I just imagine the scene.

They're all sitting around in their wholesome living room. Mom brings cookies out to the kids while the everyone watches the game. Then... a scantily clad woman shows up on the TV! The woman feints, grandpa has a heart attack and the children start crying uncontrollably.

Yet nobody cries when a dismembered body is shown on a CBS early game for a CSI commercial.

One of those things SHOULD be more offensive than the other.

[CHENZ A!]

This guy and his family sound like the best fans in baseball.

[gblowfish]

Junior is gonna start flushing his soiled tube socks now....

[BlackHelicopters]

Were the soap suds representing the money shot?

[ptlyon]

Go to you tube and search for Hardee's pull aparts

[Hamwallet]

Hardee's should do a regional feature for St. Louis area restaurants: "The Hardee's HAM WALLET!"

Do I get to be in it?

[HonestChieffan]

Great commercial. Anything sold by Hardees is the suck

[Tribal Warfare]

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They just need to cut loose

[Pablo]

I wonder if the author is HCF or KingChiefsFan.

[Ming the Merciless]

who is the bitch with the curly hair

my god

i would do some very dirty things to her

[jd1020]

This guy better not plan a family trip over to Europe. He may be a bit surprised.

[ChiefsCountry]

who is the bitch with the curly hair

my god

i would do some very dirty things to her

Hannah Ferguson

[listopencil]

Eeew. That scrawny girl ate off the hood of that pick up truck. Even if that spot was cleaned it hadn't been rinsed yet. She's gonna shit for days.

[Pitt Gorilla]

It's art.

[Ming the Merciless]

Hannah Ferguson


NSFW

http://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/assets/media/gallery/body-paint/hannah-ferguson/op44-248318-raw1200.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

shes ok

http://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/2014-rookie-of-the-year/images/304/hannah_304.jpg


too fat tho

[gblowfish]

Go to the Post's webpage and read the 'comments.' Somebody said Stan Musial is roasting in Hell because he was Catholic. Man, hard core.... and these are CARDINAL fans!

[SPchief]

Best fans in baseball

[splatbass]

All else aside, THIS advertisement is needed to sell hamburgers?

It doesn't work for me. When I see this ad I have no idea what they are selling. Unless they tattoo it on the girl I don't even notice what they are advertising. ;)

[Bufkin]

The advertisement worked. It garnered controversy, was posted on ChiefsPlanet, and now I'm going to Carl's Jr. to try one. It has nothing to do with the chicks washing a car, but instead the tasty looking burger that I was unaware of.

[Rain Man]

The advertisement worked. It garnered controversy, was posted on ChiefsPlanet, and now I'm going to Carl's Jr. to try one. It has nothing to do with the chicks washing a car, but instead the tasty looking burger that I was unaware of.

I boycott Carl's, Jr., specifically because of their commercials. I have no problem with the near-nudity, but the sounds of people eating are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. When they have those commercials of people chewing, it disgusts me beyond belief. I would rather see and hear commercials of the bulimic models vomiting up the burgers than hear the sounds of chewing.

[MTG#10]

The advertisement worked. It garnered controversy, was posted on ChiefsPlanet, and now I'm going to Carl's Jr. to try one. It has nothing to do with the chicks washing a car, but instead the tasty looking burger that I was unaware of.

I was thinking the same...sounds like a great burger.

[a pp roach]

Ok kids we're going to Mcdonalds. Remember? They have your favorite happy meal!

No, daddy we wanna go to the sex place!

Seeeeex place, seeeeex place, seeeex place, seeeeex place!

OK! FINE! GERBDERRRRMITT these media heads and their moral incompetence!!! I'll show them god's wrath.

[TimBone]

We like discussing who target audiences are. Pretty sure my princess has the opinion that boys are silly creatures easily distracted by shiny things. And that only complete morons eat at Sonic. (Yes yes I know it's not a commercial for Sonic, I'm just sayin'...)

Not that I'm overly thrilled with my daughter in any kind of revealing clothing, but ****, if you're going to wash a car by hand in the privacy of your own barn, I'd take my clothes off too.

Do you have a barn?

[Bufkin]

I boycott Carl's, Jr., specifically because of their commercials. I have no problem with the near-nudity, but the sounds of people eating are like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. When they have those commercials of people chewing, it disgusts me beyond belief. I would rather see and hear commercials of the bulimic models vomiting up the burgers than hear the sounds of chewing.
I can agree with that.

[Red Dawg]

What are they, a bunch of Michael Sams?

Haha.

[Gonzo]

This is the type of guy that wacks off too German fecal porn with his wife's curling iron in his ass and a belt around his neck. Guaranteed.

Speaking of which, where's loochy?

[Rain Man]

I too view clothing optional whenever I'm in barns. There's something about the hay and pitchforks that calls for it.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

We like discussing who target audiences are. Pretty sure my princess has the opinion that boys are silly creatures easily distracted by shiny things. And that only complete morons eat at Sonic. (Yes yes I know it's not a commercial for Sonic, I'm just sayin'...)

Not that I'm overly thrilled with my daughter in any kind of revealing clothing, but ****, if you're going to wash a car by hand in the privacy of your own barn, I'd take my clothes off too.

Wellllll, I've got a barn , a car , a hose and a video camera.

[Rain Man]

Weeeellllll, I've got a barn , a car , a hose and a video camera.

Let's all chip in on airfare for her. I'm down for $20.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Let's all chip in on airfare for her. I'm down for $20.

:thumb:

[Kman34]

They don't know what good porn is.....

[Kaepernick]

So... A Phoenix fan is upset with that. Phoenix probably has more Strip Clubs per capita than any other city in the nation.

[Kaepernick]

They don't know what good porn is.....

I know what is not. Fugging a Tranny and posting your experience on a sports forum.

[Kaepernick]

Somebody ought to spam that family with commercials form Italy and France. They think that chick in a black bikini is porn. They ain't seen nothing yet... Here is a mild one.

<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xiiqba" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiiqba_italian-smack-supermodels-butts-and-fondle-breasts_lifestyle" target="_blank">Italian smack supermodels' butts and fondle...</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/TheAdShow" target="_blank">TheAdShow</a></i>

[splatbass]

Somebody ought to spam that family with commercials form Italy and France. They think that chick in a black bikini is porn. They ain't seen nothing yet... Here is a mild one.

<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xiiqba" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xiiqba_italian-smack-supermodels-butts-and-fondle-breasts_lifestyle" target="_blank">Italian smack supermodels' butts and fondle...</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/TheAdShow" target="_blank">TheAdShow</a></i>

That guy would probably have a stroke if he saw that. Or he would stroke. One of the two.

[eDave]

Here he is:

https://www.facebook.com/steve.rupp.58

[Rain Man]

Here he is:

https://www.facebook.com/steve.rupp.58

Dang. He has one more Facebook friend than I do.

[splatbass]

Here he is:

https://www.facebook.com/steve.rupp.58

Seems like a nut. Probably compensating for something. Probably the biggest pervert around.

[Katipan]

Let's all chip in on airfare for her. I'm down for $20.

If you're going to spend ALL your apricot money on me can I please just get some shoes or weed?

[Gonzo]

If you're going to spend ALL your apricot money on me can I please just get some shoes or weed?

I can has shoes!

[carcosa]

How about you instead use it as an opportunity to discuss the objectification of women with your grandkids, specifically the overt comparison of a naked woman to a literal "piece of meat" that just gets plowed in the muck like a pick up truck?

Yeah, there are a few genuinely offensive aspects of the ad. The basic concept of human sexuality is definitely not one of them.

[carcosa]

Here he is:

https://www.facebook.com/steve.rupp.58

Looks like he does nothing all day but comment on newspaper articles. People like that bum me out. :(

[Easy 6]

The Frisco and some curly fries... ALMOST as good as some supermodel twang!

[Dayze]

Ok kids we're going to Mcdonalds. Remember? They have your favorite happy meal!

No, daddy we wanna go to the sex place!

Seeeeex place, seeeeex place, seeeex place, seeeeex place!

OK! FINE! GERBDERRRRMITT these media heads and their moral incompetence!!! I'll show them god's wrath.

LMAO
"Sex place, sex place, sex place"



LMAO

[Dayze]

That guy would probably have a stroke if he saw that. Or he would stroke. One of the two.

220....221 strokes. whatever it takes.

[Why Not?]

So... A Phoenix fan is upset with that. Phoenix probably has more Strip Clubs per capita than any other city in the nation.

No way. The city itself wouldn't even qualify for that and the suburbs have almost nothing. So I've heard, of course. I don't condone that sort of thing(he says while stuffing last bit of Hardee's burger down throat.)

[Kaepernick]

Here he is:

https://www.facebook.com/steve.rupp.58

He likes John Wayne and James Stewart, he can't be all bad.

[rocknrolla]

This is exactly what Hardies wanted. Everyone talking about it. Very good marketing.

[BWillie]

I just imagine the scene.

They're all sitting around in their wholesome living room. Mom brings cookies out to the kids while the everyone watches the game. Then... a scantily clad woman shows up on the TV! The woman feints, grandpa has a heart attack and the children start crying uncontrollably.

Yet nobody cries when a dismembered body is shown on a CBS early game for a CSI commercial.

One of those things SHOULD be more offensive than the other.

Yup. Yup. Yuuuup.

Religious nuts pick and choose their morality, though. It doesn't have to make sense, just has to APPEAR wholesome

[rocknrolla]

This commercial is no worse than the "Cindy Crawford Superbowl ad" from the early 90's. They sold a shit load of Pepsi from that.

[Bufkin]

I've only beat off to Paris Hilton once, and it was because the internet was out and she was the only thing on TV. She's so overrated.

[Kman34]

Looks like he does nothing all day but comment on newspaper articles. People like that bum me out. :(

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-1/c0.40.160.160/p160x160/1926640_10152218767933610_940153298_n.jpg?oh=e8c1dc4379eca0639db9c4be381f1b07&oe=54A5434F&__gda__=1418505809_0e780696c499523d7b679eabd1f0a160

Looks Like Jerry Lewis from the Nutty Professor...."Hey Lady!!"

[KCrockaholic]

If people are offended by commercials like that, they're just admitting it's arousing to them by thinking that way.

[MTG#10]

I've only beat off to Paris Hilton once, and it was because the internet was out and she was the only thing on TV. She's so overrated.

I'd destroy her. Im a sucker for natural blondes.

[KCrockaholic]

Yuck. Never liked Paris Hilton. Even in that House of Wax movie.

[Donger]

That's absolutely unacceptable.

She missed spots all over that truck.

[gblowfish]

I've only beat off to Paris Hilton once, and it was because the internet was out and she was the only thing on TV. She's so overrated.

I think fapping to Paris Hilton could give you an STD. She looks like an STD factory to me.