Sex Help for the Young Guys

[gblowfish]

A lot of you nOObs write in to the CP asking for relationship advice and help on getting laid. Copy this chart and memorize it. You're welcome.
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[Hammock Parties]

Usually I just say "uh uh yeah."

[siberian khatru]

Wait, am I supposed to move the pi bond in the upper right hand of the benzene ring to the C-N bond?

[Donger]

Usually I just say "uh uh yeah."

Try this next time: "You will find what you seek, at the crossroads of Zamora! Zamora! ZAMORA!"

[Gadzooks]

It's simple. You find a hole and put your dinky in it.

[Hammock Parties]

Try this next time: "You will find what you seek, at the crossroads of Zamora! Zamora! ZAMORA!"

I always yell that right before I'm about to Crom.

[Iconic]

Why are there two Organic Chem threads.

[loochy]

I always yell that right before I'm about to Crom.

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[Kaepernick]

"Your mom's a whore."

"I just pooped."

Yeah, good advice... I need to work on those animal sounds. Hey babe, I'm a Panda.

[Kaepernick]

It's simple. You find a hole and put your dinky in it.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

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[Buck]

What if the girl farts when you're doing her from behind? Are you supposed to react at all or keep going? I freeze up.

[98 SR20]

"Hot damn!" LMAO. Has anyone here actually said that during sex?

[sfuria]

What if the girl farts when you're doing her from behind? Are you supposed to react at all or keep going? I freeze up.

Pretend you didn't notice and keep plowing. Girls are shy. Try not to breathe.

[Buzz]

What if the girl farts when you're doing her from behind? Are you supposed to react at all or keep going? I freeze up.


Keep going. it's all about you.

[Gadzooks]

If the shoe fits, wear it.

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Hey, this was advice for the kids. My internet dong is 18 feet of molten iron with a Fabergé egg and the world's most expensive truffle hanging at it's base.

[Buzz]

Hey, this was advice for the kids. My internet dong is 18 feet of molten iron with a Fabergé egg and the world's most expensive truffle hanging at it's base.

Sorry about the warts, you should have that looked into.

[Gadzooks]

Sorry about the warts, you should have that looked into.

We haven't had relations. You should probably be sending this message to your sister.

[Buzz]

No truffles on my junk, might want to talk with your guy friends.

[Molitoth]

What if the girl farts when you're doing her from behind? Are you supposed to react at all or keep going? I freeze up.

Plug it with your finger next time.

[Easy 6]

Tip #1 - get a chin.

[Psyko Tek]

where does " the money's on the night stand get the fuck out" rank?

[Why Not?]

I normally say "prepare for the best 2 minutes of your life"

[Kaepernick]

Hey, this was advice for the kids. My internet dong is 18 feet of molten iron with a Fabergé egg and the world's most expensive truffle hanging at it's base.


Looks like you are going to need a bigger hole.


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[Coochie liquor]

It's simple. You find a hole and put your dinky in it.

Jim Jones approves this post!

[rocknrolla]

Who gives a shit what she thinks. Money is on the dresser, GTFO.

[mdchiefsfan]

Try this next time: "You will find what you seek, at the crossroads of Zamora! Zamora! ZAMORA!"

See you at the crossroad (crossroads, crossroads), so you won't be lonely. See you at the crossroads, so you won't be lonely...

[michaelj_58]

you say quiet little one your next!!!

[Sassy Squatch]

I had a girlfriend once that was really in to roleplay when we had sex. I mean, like all the time. She wanted me to pretend she was 14. I didn't get it. She was going to be 14 in a couple of years anyway.

[Bufkin]

I let him know in advance that I'm well hung.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Drop a magnum and a wad of 100s on the ground and get ready to plow