***** THE OFFICIAL KC CHIEFS SEASON KICKOFF THREAD! ****

[cdcox]

Will we score a TD today?

[Silock]

lol pathetic

[Jimmya]

Sutton making Locker looking like a bad ass!

[ChiefsChoke010414]

No fight. Plan was garbage. Talent is awful at skill positions. This year is a waste.

We will not win a game for a long time.

That's true, but we didn't have that much more talent last year at the skill positions. We would have killed a team like the Titans last year at home.

I wonder how much that playoff loss still carries over with this team?

[MMXcalibur]

This team is garbage

[milkman]

That is probably game right there.

[kcxiv]

just preseason, when the season starts, it will be ok!

[ChiefRocka]

the undoing of this team is not the QB or WRs.....its the DBs

[Big Poppa Payne]

Game over.

Season over

[ping2000]

Thanks Obama!

[thabear04]

Ugh this is gonna be a long season.

[Reerun_KC]

Reid is hot garbage.

[MTG#10]

It will be 17-3 before our offense sees the field again.

:thumb:

[Schnitzel]

0-16

[Gravedigger]

I'm glad I came to the Zoo today. From what I see and hear I would've wished i had done something else.

[KevB]

welp, I can't say I'm surprised

[jimidollar]

I don't understand why people are so upset. If you didn't know they were going to be bad this season then that's on you.

[Reerun_KC]

This season is going to be a comical of coaching errors and player blunders.

[Ragged Robin]

this has been a fucking MELTDOWN so far

[tk13]

Sure the Alex Smith discussion is important... but you have to play defense too. This team's defense was truly awful the second half of the season, and it doesn't look much better so far. Huge concern. When you watch a team like Seattle or San Fran play compared to us, it's like they're playing a defense sport on defense.

[Dragonocho]

So what is everyone else going to do with all the extra time we have on Sundays now?

[OldSchool]

Wow, Wisenhunt is completely out-coaching Sutton. Surprise.

Well, not his fault that we just lost 2 starters.

[cdcox]

We are not rotatiing the D line... its whats killing us... defensive tackles have to be rotated

It might be a good idea to rotate in the secondary too.

[Red Dawg]

I think we all figured it would get worse before it gets better but Dorsey fucked up not taking Benjamin. We have nothing for weapons.

[ping2000]

-1-16. Chiefs get negative 1 wins.

[WakkaWakka]

Chiefs are gonna open up 0-5 LMAO

[Big Poppa Payne]

:thumb:

I was just assuming the worst. Because we are the chiefs.

[BlackHelicopters]

Time to check on the Royals again.

[Reerun_KC]

So what is everyone else going to do with all the extra time we have on Sundays now?
Playing golf laughing at failures on the football field.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Seasons over! Lol same old chiefs

[chiefs1111]

With the first pick of the 2015 draft the Chiefs select slapdick LT from Idaho Potato Central State

[Schnitzel]

Chiefs are gonna open up 0-5 LMAO

And finish 0-11

[penbrook]

Is it too soon to call for Daniel

[Bwana]

This team is an embarrassment. :shake:

[jd1020]

Chiefs are gonna open up 0-5 LMAO

Bullshit.

All Alex does is win.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Chiefs are gonna open up 0-5 LMAO

0-6 Not beating the Chargers.

[TLO]

So what is everyone else going to do with all the extra time we have on Sundays now?

Watch the Royals.

[KevB]

the undoing of this team is not the QB or WRs.....its the DBs

It's the fact that in 2 drafts and 2 free agency periods, this team has very little to show from talent acquisition standpoint during that time

[kepp]

I think we all figured it would get worse before it gets better but Dorsey fucked up not taking Benjamin. We have nothing for weapons.

Has Ford even played yet?
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[dirk digler]

I honestly hate this franchise especially the owner. I wish the Hunts would sell the team to the Cerner guys so we can start being a winning organization again.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Can't believe some of you are turning this off... There's still 2 quarters to go and you're one big return or JC run away from being back in it

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Sure the Alex Smith discussion is important... but you have to play defense too. This team's defense was truly awful the second half of the season, and it doesn't look much better so far. Huge concern.

The problem is in the secondary. The front 7 is very good (although the DJ situation looks bad now).

In today's NFL, you need a strong secondary. You can't just mask that with a good pass rush, because good QB's and offensive coordinators will find a way to beat you no matter how good the front line is.

With that said, this team went out and drafted another pass rusher, instead of a corner.

[milkman]

the undoing of this team is not the QB or WRs.....its the DBs

Dorsey and Reid are the undoing of this team.

[chiefs1111]

ha ah Davis was going to run it out

[Reerun_KC]

Dj out for season with acl. ~

[OldSchool]

Lol, what did I say. Their WRs were going to take a dump on our DBs.

[BigMeatballDave]

Are we really crying about 17 points in the 3rd quarter?

[KCBOSS1]

So when does the fire Dorsey thread start?

[RobBlake]

Bowe being in the line up changes defensive match ups and gets other guys more open.. and the lack of charles hurts the passing game even more.. some poeple dont realize this.

[Titty Meat]

DJ with an achillies injury

[TambaBerry]

Where did succup leg come from? He plays here he can't kick it past the 5.

[baitism]

We need a slogan for Mariota, but nothing rhymes with it.

[RINGLEADER]

Has a team ever won 2 games, then 11, then 2?

[fairladyZ]

too the ship!!!

http://williamlewisfrederick.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/sinking_ship.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

Bullshit.

All Alex does is win.
He might but this franchise and fanbase dont.

[GoChargers]

Can't believe some of you are turning this off... Ther's still 2 quarters to go and your one big return or JC run away from being back in it

Sorry Chiefs fans, you're officially screwed now.

[BlackHelicopters]

Ass surprise sex

[KChiefer]

With the first pick of the 2015 draft the Chiefs select slapdick LT from Idaho Potato Central State

Spuds Au Gratin is a STUD!!!

[kcxiv]

Has Ford even played yet?
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lol, drafting a player in the first for the 2015 team is just genious

[jd1020]

Are we really crying about 17 points in the 3rd quarter?

Lets cheer on 3 points!

GO CHIEFS GO!!!!

[KCBOSS1]

RUN THE BALL

[Kman34]

Shit .....fuck.......I hate football..

[RINGLEADER]

Bullshit.

All Alex does is win.

Love Kelce.

[chiefs1111]

Good grab Kelce

[notorious]

LEAVE KELCE IN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

[GordonGekko]

as a wideout caught a ball yet?

[rabblerouser]

Has a team ever won 2 games, then 11, then 2?

There's always a first time again.

[Bruiser]

Bob Grass brings Avery down again

[LiveSteam]

Welp the 2014-2015 Chiefs season was lots of fun. Glad I skipped duck hunting,as not to miss the 5 minutes KC competed this year.
Boobs anyone?

http://babeshare.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alluring-vixen-laylas-tiny-polka-dot-bikini-barely-covers-her-huge-tits1.jpg

[RINGLEADER]

O-Line looks fine.

[ping2000]

Bowe being in the line up changes defensive match ups and gets other guys more open.. and the lack of charles hurts the passing game even more.. some poeple dont realize this.


Bowe being in the lineup means better blocking, 2-3 drops of easy catches, and one catch of an uncatchable ball. Yes, he is our best receiver. Not saying much.

[xztop123]

can we try a no huddle?

[notorious]

Throw him the ball every fucking down FFS.

[Blankey]

Can't believe some of you are turning this off... There's still 2 quarters to go and your one big return or JC run away from being back in it

lol

[carcosa]

I don't see a single win on this schedule anymore.

[GordonGekko]

stay on your feet son

[KCBOSS1]

Does Reid realize that we traded McCluster, not Charles?

[Big Poppa Payne]

Good grab Kelce

Trade or cut kelce

[KevB]

always hear about Avery's incredible speed, but he rarely runs away from anyone.

[The Franchise]

Fuck this pathetic ass team.

[BlackHelicopters]

Anal tongue darts

[GordonGekko]

this playcalling is shit

[jd1020]

Does Reid realize that we traded McCluster, not Charles?

What did we get back for McCluster?

[Sandy Vagina]

can't run.. receiver can't keep his feet... ah the comedy of it all!

[baitism]

Ugh. Some serious man face on that chick.

[ClevelandBronco]

Dj out for season with acl. ~

DJ with an achillies injury

Definitive link or stop it.

[ping2000]

always hear about Avery's incredible speed, but he rarely runs away from anyone.


They mean how fast he drives his car.

[carcosa]

Are we really crying about 17 points in the 3rd quarter?

Scoreboard does not tell the whole story. Not even close. This feels like a 70-0 blowout. One of those 70-0 blowouts where your only good players all get injured.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Smith

[chiefs1111]

Alex Smith you're a fucking Joke

[bdj23]

Sigh

[GordonGekko]

im done

[cdcox]

Designed sack.

[KCBOSS1]

Gonna be a long year

[Bob Dole]

Wow. Just. Wow.

[WakkaWakka]

$68 million!!!! ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

No spark. No life.

[RINGLEADER]

Throw him the ball every ****ing down FFS.

Reid must have spilled BBQ sauce on his gameplan.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Why am I still watching this game?

[Reerun_KC]

Definitive link or stop it.
Radio feed mentioned it

[The Franchise]

Throw the ball to Charles you fucking retard.

[frozenchief]

I recognize I'm not a head coach, but I think Charles and Smith would play a bit better if they had an O-line to protect them.

[Big Poppa Payne]

Eric

[KevB]

So when you pick a guy off the trash heap a few days before the season, that means he's probably not very good? Hmmm, who knew.

[dirk digler]

this playcalling is shit

Pederson has been a complete failure as OC just like he was playing QB.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

6.1 ypa

he is who he is

[ThaVirus]

I haven't been able to watch but I've been keeping up with this thread and the NFL Gamecast.

Although they appear to be horrible at run blocking, it seems like the offensive line is doing OK in pass protection. Why aren't we moving the ball through the air?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

ALEX you cant hold the ball for 10 sec with this trash line.

[Kman34]

Hate to say it but Fisher looks ok but the guards suck shit...

[Schnitzel]

Hahahhahahahaha, this is pathetic

[BlackHelicopters]

Some guy named Klug just got a sack.

[notorious]

Reid must have spilled BBQ sauce on his gameplan.

We have a gameplan?

[Bob Dole]

im done

Good to know.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Mike DeVito has an achilles injury and he is out for the game. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a></p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/508692136410091520">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[carcosa]

cool blocking by offensive line, cool getting rid of football by quarterback

[RINGLEADER]

$68 million!!!! ROFL

Paying Alex is going to kill this team for seasons. Should have made him prove he can do it again before paying him.

[Gadzooks]

nice punt

[Fairplay]

watch the Royals game you dumfuks

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I must say, this game is certainly not going just as I'd have it.

Even though the Chiefs are not a lock for Superbowl Champs this year, I will not renounce my fandom. Nor will I root for another team.

My loyalty does not embarrass me.

Dinny

[ping2000]

Some guy named Klug just got a sack.


Caveman.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

3000 yard, 20 td seasons. Chiefs

[SAUTO]

Radio feed mentioned it

Out for year with acl? They said that on the radio?
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[jonzie04]

This entire team is shit. Entire online, all skill position players not named Charles, entire secondary not named berry. Jfc

[KC Jones]

I was thinking 6 wins this year, but now maybe just 3 or 4. Sigh, it's gonna be another shit year of working with donkey fans

[ILChief]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/618478/major-league-theyre-shitty_medium.jpg

[RINGLEADER]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Mike DeVito has an achilles injury and he is out for the game. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a></p>&mdash; Terez A. Paylor (@TerezPaylor) <a href="https://twitter.com/TerezPaylor/status/508692136410091520">September 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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WTF.

Everyone's Achilles be popping...

[ChiefRocka]

Dorsey and Reid are the undoing of this team.

can't argue thus far.

[ChiefsChoke010414]

ALEX you cant hold the ball for 10 sec with this trash line.

Without seeing the whole field on TV, it's hard to tell how many of these sacks and scrambles are a result of receivers not getting open, and how much of it is the offensive line's fault.

Knowing our receiving core, I'm guessing no one's open.

[WhiteWhale]

Alex is 1 for his last 7. 14 yards.

[OldSchool]

Jesus, so much for being ok with our WR core. Big fail.

Our OL has actually been ok so far in pass protection. They can't runblock or block in the screen play worth a shit though.

[carcosa]

I haven't been able to watch but I've been keeping up with this thread and the NFL Gamecast.

Although they appear to be horrible at run blocking, it seems like the offensive line is doing OK in pass protection. Why aren't we moving the ball through the air?

bad quarterback and no wide receivers?

[-King-]

Yeah I was wrong with myseason prediction. We'll be fortunate to finish 6-10

[kepp]

Two achilles injuries in one game. We are cursed.
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[HoneyBadger]

can we try a no huddle?

To give the ball back quicker?!

[RobBlake]

6.1 ypa

he is who he is

lol i love fans like this. I didn't realize you guys were trotting White and Jones out there while using a west coast offense

[JakeLV]

This is gonna be a long season

Cassel 2.0

[farmerchief]

Fans that paid for their seats today, really should be offered a refund! Very embarrassing, any way you look at it, doesn't matter who is hurt or is not playing. Looking more and more like a high draft pick next year , never thought I would say that when the first game of the season isn't over?

[rabblerouser]

Fucking awful. No O-line, no CBs, no FS, no WRs, and terrible Fucking coaching. Fuck this shit.

[Ragged Robin]

bad quarterback and no wide receivers?

and no oline

[ping2000]

I wish we played at Tampa Bay this year so someone could shoot the cannon at our shitty team.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Top 5 pick this year. That means it'll be a shit draft.

[GloryDayz]

Wow.... Just wow.... Monday's at the office are going to suck all over again! Thanks Clark, thanks Andy, you make chiefs fans be the office "good sportsmanship guys" because we've got NO WAY to talk shit to anybody. Not even to Tennessee fans!

[Deberg_1990]

Devito out with Achilles as well.....

[jd1020]

lol i love fans like this. I didn't realize you guys were trotting White and Jones out there while using a west coast offense

Our WRs are good enough for our FO to completely ignore the position.

[Fairplay]

I was thinking 6 wins this year, but now maybe just 3 or 4.


That' why I like you you're full of optimism.

;)

[mr. tegu]

Hasn't Reid been known for ruining offensive lines?

[Schnitzel]

McCluster is actually playing better at RB than Jamaal in this game...

[The Franchise]

Shut the fuck up, Smith.

[Big Poppa Payne]

Ban Achilles injuries

[jd1020]

Top 5 pick this year. That means it'll be a shit draft.

Mariota is a JR, right? He'll go back for his senior year.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Throw the ball to Charles you ****ing retard.

But but No one is Open!

[milkman]

Has Locker thrown at Cooper even once this game?

Or did I miss that Cooper is out?

[chiefs1111]

Sack

[chiefzilla1501]

I recognize I'm not a head coach, but I think Charles and Smith would play a bit better if they had an O-line to protect them.
Oline isn't good but they are hardly the problem. Smith is holding on to the ball for an eternity. The receivers probably aren't getting open and Smith should probably get rid of it faster. Hard to tell without seeing the whole field but it's probably a combo of both. The pass pro has surprisingly been passable today

[notorious]

I wish we played at Tampa Bay this year so someone could shoot the cannon at our shitty team.

Aim it at our sideline?


I still remember your spectacular gem of a post during that game. ROFL

[Sandy Vagina]

Paying Alex is going to kill this team for seasons. Should have made him prove he can do it again before paying him.

no one could do anything much with this team... but I agree they should have waited.

Dorsey and Reid badly overestimated the talent on this team... ooops.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Sad thing gonna waste a year of Charles for 3 or 4 wins.

[Bob Dole]

HOUSTON PART DEUX!

[RINGLEADER]

Justin with 2 sacks this game.

Wasted effort with an offense that is doing nothing.

[Bewbies]

Anyone else feel like you're watching the 2012 Chiefs?

[rabblerouser]

Two achilles injuries in one game. We are cursed.
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No, players don't practice anymore. Season ending injuries are waaaaay up since the start of 2011

[Rain Man]

I was hoping they would get him behind the line for a sack. Looks they got him for a 1-inch loss.

[ChiefsChoke010414]

Good stop. Needed that.

Smith better earn his money right now. We need a TD on this drive.

[ChiTown]

Shut the **** up, Smith.

Someone needs to ball gag and rape that dipshit

[KCUnited]

Has Locker thrown at Cooper even once this game?

Cooper is out.

[ThaVirus]

Well. Some people need to start stepping up and making plays.

[Big Poppa Payne]

Ok. We've got them right where we want them.

[GloryDayz]

watch the Royals game you dumfuks

2-0 Royals....

[DeezNutz]

Holy shit that was fucking pathetic.

[jonzie04]

2nd sack for Houston.

[AlexSmithDynasty]

Why is Sean Smith celebrating after making 1 play when his team is down 14 points?

[Jimmya]

Meanwhile Kendrick Lewis is recovering fumbles for the Texans.

[RINGLEADER]

Frankie can't field punts.

That was embarrassing...

[GoShox]

Has Locker thrown at Cooper even once this game?

Or did I miss that Cooper is out?

Out

[BlackHelicopters]

Our inept offense returns

[Fairplay]

I feel worse for poor Lonewolf Ed starting the game thread.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

lol i love fans like this. I didn't realize you guys were trotting White and Jones out there while using a west coast offense

And what kind of fan are you?

[ghak99]

I've seen enough.

[Rausch]

Two achilles injuries in one game. We are cursed.
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Lovely.

We'll get to see all that depth Dorsey talks about...

[KCCHIEFS27]

No run blocking and our receivers are awful. You can have all day to throw, but without any separation in the secondary it doesn't matter

[RobBlake]

Our WRs are good enough for our FO to completely ignore the position.

bottom 5 in the league tbh.

[Titty Meat]

Hammond sucks

[ping2000]

Aim it at our sideline?


I still remember your spectacular gem of a post during that game. ROFL


Damn, I'm repeating myself. I need a drink. "We need a turnover!"

[Kaepernick]

We draft by weight. Like a cattle auction.

ROFLROFLROFL

[Hydrae]

This entire team seems unsure of itself. Everyone is thinking about what they should do instead of just playing.

[jd1020]

Rofl. Frankie tackles himself.

Welp, life calls... enjoy the rest of the game.

[Big Poppa Payne]

We're a 4th quarter team anyway.

[GoChargers]

no one could do anything much with this team... but I agree they should have waited.
Alex signs! Suck it, haters!
.

[ChiTown]

Frankie can't field punts.

That was embarrassing...

Is DAT injured?

[Rausch]

2nd sack for Houston.

Make that POS play the year without a contract!:cuss:

[notorious]

I was hoping they would get him behind the line for a sack. Looks they got him for a 1-inch loss.

Every sack Houston gets adds to his contract.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Ok. We've got them right where we want them.

Q

Dinny

[rabblerouser]

no one could do anything much with this team... but I agree they should have waited.

Dorsey and Reid badly overestimated the talent on this team... ooops.

They let 2 Pro Bowlers and the entire o-line walk

[RINGLEADER]

Fantasy Alert: Big Ben over 300 yards passing.

Alex still trying to crack 105.

[Fairplay]

Lovely.

We'll get to see all that depth Dorsey talks about...


did you get you 24 pack or whatever Rausch?

[ping2000]

We need to bring in the sports psychiatrist from "The Natural"

[GoShox]

Is DAT injured?

Yes

[BullJunkandIron]

That McConaughey commercial just made my decade.

Is he rolling a booger between his thumb and finger? So, booger rollers drive Lincoln's, go it.

[OldSchool]

Good stop there for defense. Offense needs to get it together now though.

[The Franchise]

ROFL

[DeezNutz]

Nice, Cassel.

[thabear04]

Kendrick Lewis recover a fumble.

[kcxiv]

haha, earn that paycheck smith.

[RobBlake]

And what kind of fan are you?

that doesn't rail on his qb every chance i get? you do realize you guys have a roster that needs to go throw growing pains? You guys lack a lot of talent in the WR position and Oline position. Hard for a Qb to do much. I wouldn't be forcing balls to the wrs either if I see how avery does one on one *hint, falling down*

[milkman]

Good job.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

at least we play the raiders twice this season

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Holy shit.

[dirk digler]

nice punt by AS

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Under throw

[RINGLEADER]

WTF is Reid doing?

[chiefs1111]

Smith you really fucking suck

[notorious]

YOU HAVE TO GO AFTER THE BALL AVERY!

[Rain Man]

Jamaal Charles would make a great safety. Jamaal needs more tackles.

[Raiderhater]

Well........

[BlackHelicopters]

What the hell?

[siberian khatru]

Oh, boy

Alex Haters, assemble!

[Bob Dole]

How was he not down at the catch?

[Stad]

This is embarrassing.

[cdcox]

Avery was open and Alex rag armed the throw.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[ILChief]

Well that sucked

[KevB]

Good to see Avery go up and fight for that ball

[Rausch]

.

2 int's for Smith.

Great, great fucking investment...

[Sassy Squatch]

Welp

[TLO]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[kc rush]

Thank god he got the big contract

[SAUTO]

Awesome pass. Way under thrown.
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[thabear04]

Great another pick.

[C3HIEF3S]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Kman34]

That play doesn't work...

[Bufkin]

Anybody still predicting 8 wins?

[The Franchise]

Clay is in Smith's head.

[ChiefsChoke010414]

A guy with a $68 million contract can't underthrow that ball.

[jonzie04]

What the fuck is wrong with Alex smith

[RINGLEADER]

Rich - Alex doesn't have the arm to throw in front of his receiver like that...

[milkman]

Now that was a shit effort by Avery.

[Dave Lane]

Alex SmINT?

[WakkaWakka]

$68 million!!!!

[alpha_omega]

Royals are ahead. That's all I got.

[RobBlake]

ok haha thank god alex is on the chiefs

[penbrook]

Wow wide open and he under throws him

[kepp]

That play doesn't work...

We'll get it right next time!!
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[Cmd'r&Chief]

16 mill a year

[digger]

WTF!

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

that doesn't rail on his qb every chance i get? you do realize you guys have a roster that needs to go throw growing pains? You guys lack a lot of talent in the WR position and Oline position. Hard for a Qb to do much. I wouldn't be forcing balls to the wrs either if I see how avery does one on one *hint, falling down*

But Alex smith sucks

[Tribal Warfare]

Fair Deal is earning his paycheck

[BigMeatballDave]

At least he's chucking it.

Fuck you Avery.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Justin with 2 sacks this game.

Wasted effort with an offense that is doing nothing.

Houston isn't worth extending /old school

[BlackHelicopters]

Under thrown

[Big Poppa Payne]

A guy with a $68 million contract can't underthrow that ball.

You're not giving him enough credit. He just did.