Gay Day With Clay V: Better than watching the Chiefs!

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck the Chiefs. You know you want to experience the joy, wonder and sheer magnificence of another Gay Day...with Clay.

Let's go on an adventure. The welcome mat is telling us to go.

http://i.imgur.com/Befs4hLl.jpg

As we walk, we come upon this amazing house. Don't you love yellow houses? I'd totally live in this house.

http://i.imgur.com/DoJ57usl.jpg

Handsome. This one's for sale, too. I'm kinda sorta house-shopping in KC. I like the windows on this one.

http://i.imgur.com/yKncu82l.jpg

I hope no one thinks I'm a cat burglar, scoping the neighborhood. I saw a little old lady peering at me out her door and she looked none too pleased. I'm obviously dressed like a hobo.

http://i.imgur.com/qCnqs7Tl.jpg

Oh shit! Look at that porch. That's really fabulous. I'd sit out there, barbecue and bitch about Alex Smith. This house is about 120 grand and really cool. I love the tree, too. You are all invited. We can have a big gay day together!

http://i.imgur.com/UShOTwOl.jpg

This is my favorite house on the block. It's spectacular. Almost like a mini-castle. I would put a huge, ornate wooden throne on the space over the door and act like a king. Great bushes. Alas, not for sale.

http://i.imgur.com/MtOlc4Ol.jpg

AW SHIT. THREAT DISPLAY. Doggah does not like me looking at houses.

http://i.imgur.com/RZHOr77l.jpg

OK, we're nearing our first destination now. Look, another Christmas Hydrant, just like on our last gay day. Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! I bet someone saw me taking a picture of a fire hydrant and called the neighborhood watch.

http://i.imgur.com/inbp6Fwl.jpg

YES! WE'RE HERE! Gay Day V's first spot is jam packed with sweaty, grunting, scantily clad men.

http://i.imgur.com/C66xRS7l.jpg

AHH PUSH IT. PUSH PUSH PUSH IT. I'm pretty sure that black guy is checking me out. He's clearly impressed by the massive amount of weight I have racked up on the machine.

http://i.imgur.com/9ItIJmrl.jpg

Midway through the workout we suffer injury. Fuck! I hope I don't have to go to the doctor.

http://i.imgur.com/la5t2Mzl.jpg

We're done here. I'm super (thanks for asking) sweaty, and cool off in front of a convenient fan. The air billows my shorts and blows my hair back. I feel alive.

http://i.imgur.com/unkhY0xl.jpg

We begin our trek home. Damn it's hot out here. My shadow is pregnant, and silently I feel ashamed by how fat my reflection is.

http://i.imgur.com/2aZ7NNql.jpg

Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here. Scary. I hope the neighborhood watch is looking out.

http://i.imgur.com/Tn6TSov.jpg

Let's get lunch! Aw shit, they are closed. Fuck! I really wanted to get a burnt end sammich. Would have been a killer post-workout meal. Alas!

http://i.imgur.com/EsQXkoUl.jpg

DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH! I'VE SEEN IT! We're going to Culver's! LET'S GET OUR BURG ON.

http://i.imgur.com/0ApNtxhl.jpg

In line now. Really nice calves on this MILF. I'd definitely Culv 'er.

http://i.imgur.com/083wvv4l.jpg

IT'S BEAUTIFUUUUUL. This is about 1500 calories. I am going to feel disgusting. But I earned this. Like a big girl.

http://i.imgur.com/agXIOM3l.jpg

OM NOM NOM. This is also about 42 grams of protein. Makin' all KINDS of gains over here. All KIIIINDS.

http://i.imgur.com/6kAApxvl.jpg

A request was made to "show more skin" in the Gay Day threads. So here's a very risque off-the-shoulder expose. Very clean bathrooms, by the way. A great canvas for me to smear my feces all over!

http://i.imgur.com/oAGU49cl.jpg

This concludes Gay Day V. Join us next time...for adventures in car buying and a completely disappointing trip to First Watch.

Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=283024)

Episode II: Taco John's (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282901)

Episode III: Big Biscuit (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=284765)

Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/bb/showthread.php?t=284765)

[TimBone]

Hahahahaha...nice. I agree about Culver's bathrooms. It's the cleanest fast food place I've ever been.

[TLO]

That chick has sexy legs.

[lewdog]

I'm jealous of you and those like you. People who are fat, who then get skinny but still have monster calves from when they were fat.

[Simply Red]

This Culver's looks good. I have heard you all talk about it for yrs. I think there's one on South 7hwy. I will try it if I come back. Only way I come back this year is if we win this week, yeah. so.....

[Hammock Parties]

This Culver's looks good. I have heard you all talk about it for yrs. I think there's one on South 7hwy. I will try it if I come back. Only way I come back this year is if we win this week, yeah. so.....

No...80th and State line.

[Simply Red]

so who had the best onion rings thus far?

[Hammock Parties]

so who had the best onion rings thus far?

1. BRGR

2. Hi-Boy

3. Culver's

[carcosa]

1. BRGR

2. Hi-Boy

3. Culver's

I haven't been to the first 2 places but Culver's onion rings are great so those other ones must be goddamn amazing.

[Hammock Parties]

I haven't been to the first 2 places but Culver's onion rings are great so those other ones must be goddamn amazing.

They are. BRGR's onion rings are out. of. this. world. Like a meal.

[ThaVirus]

I'm jealous of you and those like you. People who are fat, who then get skinny but still have monster calves from when they were fat.


I've seen you mention this twice now. Must be something you think about a lot.

[Perineum Ripper]

Looks like it was a glorious Gay Day

[Chief_For_Life58]

Lol u go to the gym then go eat culvers?

[lewdog]

I've seen you mention this twice now. Must be something you think about a lot.

I see you've noticed what I have posted twice.

Stalker much???

[Chief_For_Life58]

I grew up about a minute away from that 24 hour across from cockhurst

[ThaVirus]

I see you've noticed what I have posted twice.



Stalker much???


Not at all.

I, too, wish I had bigger calves so your post stuck out the first time you posted it.

Honestly, I think the trade off of having man boobs/love handles or whatever that comes with that skinny fat look after slimming down isn't worth it. I'll stick with my chicken legs.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Used to go to that 24 also. Weve probably touched the same weights before. Its like we already know eachother

[Hammock Parties]

Lol u go to the gym then go eat culvers?

On this particular day, yes. I also walked to and from the gym. Mega calorie burn.

[Hammock Parties]

Honestly, I think the trade off of having man boobs/love handles or whatever that comes with that skinny fat look after slimming down isn't worth it.

Don't have either of those issues.

Those that do just need to lose more weight.

[ZootedGranny]

Handsome. This one's for sale, too. I'm kinda sorta house-shopping in KC. I like the windows on this one.

http://i.imgur.com/yKncu82l.jpg

I'm currently house shopping and at some point had a passing interest in this house. Other than looking at the interior pictures, I never went past the Google street view images. Looks like it's pending for a decent price, though.

[ChiefaRoo]

Somebody is waxing their eyebrows. Clay is all grown up. <Sniffle>

[lewdog]

Don't have either of those issues.

Those that do just need to lose more weight.

You do have bigger calves for your body as noticed in the standing picture in front of the dumbbell rack FYI.

I'm mad jelly right now.

[ThaVirus]

Don't have either of those issues.



Those that do just need to lose more weight.


Do you have issues with excess skin?

[Bugeater]

That yellow house is fucking hideous.

[Simply Red]

That yellow house is ****ing hideous.

Every time I see your avatar (out of the corner of my eye) - It looks like it's Serena Williams hitting a drop-shot volley.

[Hammock Parties]

Do you have issues with excess skin?

Nope. I was never extremely overweight.

[Hootie]

this was a boring one

stick to food places, and not fast food chains

[TimBone]

I've seen you mention this twice now. Must be something you think about a lot.

Hahahahahaha....I thought the same thing.

[Hammock Parties]

this was a boring one

stick to food places, and not fast food chains

Actually I may skip the First Watch thread.

The next Gay Day will be spectacular.

[ChiefaRoo]

Actually I may skip the First Watch thread.

The next Gay Day will be spectacular.

might i suggest a Kathy Griffin live concert as your focus? fabulous!

[Hammock Parties]

Kathy Griffin Show perhaps? fabulous!

No no...Gay Day is going on the road.

[ChiefaRoo]

No no...Gay Day is going on the road.

Do tell. I may actually track this thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Do tell. I may actually track this thread.

Each Gay Day is a separate thread, friend.

It will be a surprise.

[ChiefaRoo]

You're like a Gay Maddox (he's just Canadian Gay). Keep it coming. No pun intended.


http://maddox.xmission.com/

[ptlyon]

That yellow house is ****ing hideous.

I prefer pink houses, so...

[BigCatDaddy]

This thread needs its own entrance theme song.

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[Pitt Gorilla]

You're like a Gay Maddox (he's just Canadian Gay). Keep it coming. No pun intended.


http://maddox.xmission.com/Wow, I hadn't read Maddox in years. That piece on Spider Woman was awesome.

[KCUnited]

I just got home from that 24 hour Fitness.

[penguinz]

I'm jealous of you and those like you. People who are fat, who then get skinny but still have monster calves from when they were fat.Clay has monster calves? :spock:

[loochy]

Bumping Dia del Homo con Clay

[Ragged Robin]

you definitely look like a dude who trolls online forums, just as i imagined

[lewdog]

Clay has monster calves? :spock:

For his frame, yes. Considering how little muscle the rest of him has, it's definitely noticeable.

[BigMeatballDave]

Should have gotten the cheese curds.

[loochy]

Dias del Homos con Clay would be funnier if he was still fat

[eDave]

That's it dude. Next time I am in town, we are gay-daying to that cemetery Red challenged. We'll dine, pick up a Go-Pro, borrow my parents car, enjoy a nice sunset and do this shit.

Remind me to blacken out my parent license plates. And wear sneakers. Those pink ones I love so much.

[Buzz]

This Culver's looks good. I have heard you all talk about it for yrs. I think there's one on South 7hwy. I will try it if I come back. Only way I come back this year is if we win this week, yeah. so.....


Yes, there is one on South 7, never tried it, and it's about 2 miles from my house. I would say come pick me up, but your obviously on roids and I don't want my ass beat.

[TimBone]

Should have gotten the cheese curds.

Yep. They bomb.

[HolyHat]

Is that a blackberry?

[Mennonite]

Nice ink

http://i.imgur.com/qnX6xm9.jpg

The Jennifer Beals/Flashdance look works for you

[New World Order]

Nice ink

http://i.imgur.com/qnX6xm9.jpg

The Jennifer Beals/Flashdance look works for you



ahhhhh very nice.

[HolyHat]

Nice ink

http://i.imgur.com/qnX6xm9.jpg

The Jennifer Beals/Flashdance look works for you

Welp

[J Diddy]

Alex Smith's gay day>yours

[gblowfish]

I had Culver's for lunch yesterday. I like their fish sandwich.

[Dayze]

Nice ink

http://i.imgur.com/qnX6xm9.jpg

The Jennifer Beals/Flashdance look works for you

LMAO

[Kaylore]

Not gonna lie. These threads are awesome. I went back and read the others, but this is the best. I loved the houses the most, but the food parts made me feel like I was on a watered down choose your own adventure, except in a good way. Will be back for more, Mr. Wendler.

[BWillie]

Stop being a cheap ass and go to a real restaurant. Go eat Final Cut or Fogo De Chau or something. Dont wear anything nice either. Flip flops, paint stained chiefs shirt and torn mesh shorts. Good luck

[Simply Red]

Not gonna lie. These threads are awesome. I went back and read the others, but this is the best. I loved the houses the most, but the food parts made me feel like I was on a watered down choose your own adventure, except in a good way. Will be back for more, Mr. W. (name withheld).

You seem nice.

[Simply Red]

I had Culver's for lunch yesterday. I like their fish sandwich.




http://i.imgur.com/GuXOCCy.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

For his frame, yes. Considering how little muscle the rest of him has, it's definitely noticeable.

You'd be surprised how much muscle I have.

[Hammock Parties]

Nice ink

http://i.imgur.com/qnX6xm9.jpg

The Jennifer Beals/Flashdance look works for you

FUCK YES

I love Chiefsplanet. THIS IS THE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO THAT GETS RESULTS.

[Hammock Parties]

That's it dude. Next time I am in town, we are gay-daying to that cemetery Red challenged. We'll dine, pick up a Go-Pro, borrow my parents car, enjoy a nice sunset and do this shit.

Remind me to blacken out my parent license plates. And wear sneakers. Those pink ones I love so much.

I'm down bro. PM me.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1700848/pac-doin-the-humpty-dance-o.gif

[penguinz]

For his frame, yes. Considering how little muscle the rest of him has, it's definitely noticeable.:D

[crazycoffey]

How's the thumb? Make any headway learning to whack with the other hand?

[lewdog]

You'd be surprised how much muscle I have.

Sounds like next gay day you might go with more skin then?

Luv will be waiting for this.

[Mrs. Loopner]

Gay Day's with Clay are the best!

Maybe Long John Silvers next? Bet SR would agree.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You seem nice.

Stop this. He's a turd.

[crazycoffey]

Stop this. He's a turd.

How did you know what he said? Do you have a monocle at your disposal? He still refuses to correct his font even though everyone hates it.......


For fuck's sake SR, keep the comic sans, but for the love of bored men, increase the font so we can fucking understand you!!!! I'm so close to blocking you over this. Just raise the font!!!!!!

[loochy]

How did you know what he said? Do you have a monocle at your disposal? He still refuses to correct his font even though everyone hates it.......


For fuck's sake SR, keep the comic sans, but for the love of bored men, increase the font so we can fucking understand you!!!! I'm so close to blocking you over this. Just raise the font!!!!!!

His Comic Sans maintains a sufficient size to support effortless reading.

[Kaylore]

You seem nice.

Hiya Red! I'd have a big Gay Day with you any day. :)

[Simply Red]

Hiya Red! I'd have a big Gay Day with you any day. :)



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[Simply Red]

I have no idea what I did - I always had that font. Look, is it that serious? This last page here has me lost.

[KChiefs1]

This thread needs its own entrance theme song.

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I still love Maureen McCormick. :drool:

[Mennonite]

I still love Maureen McCormick. :drool:



Marcia....

http://i.imgur.com/Z22zFpn.jpg




Marcia...

http://i.imgur.com/TUH6kcV.jpg



Marcia?!

http://i.minus.com/it1oOy0ZjkjLm.gif

[KChiefs1]

Marcia....

http://i.imgur.com/Z22zFpn.jpg




Marcia...

http://i.imgur.com/TUH6kcV.jpg



Marcia?!

http://i.minus.com/it1oOy0ZjkjLm.gif

Thanks...I'll be right back.

[crazycoffey]

I have no idea what I did - I always had that font. Look, is it that serious? This last page here has me lost.

It's small on my phone and hard to read, but I'm just trying to be milkmanish, and not donger assholish. Or maybe I have them switched, either way; you're a nice person, and I miss your calls to talk, do your thing, I love you (10% homo max)

It is hard to read on my phone though, and usually I don't read your posts because of it, and that sucks because I like what you say /translation......