Homeless guy survives by picking up women every night

[Silock]

https://digg.com/video/homeless-pickup-artist

This dude tries to pretend he's not an alcoholic, drug-addicted loser.

The girls who would fuck him are even worse.

[BWillie]

Sounds like a god damned hero to me.

[Silock]

Quality over quantity. Pulling 10 1s isn't the same as pulling 1 10.

[Rausch]

Sounds like a god damned hero to me.

I wouldn't go that far.

But honestly, he's not stealing or selling drugs. The guy is essentially a male whore and can pull it off despite having to sleep on the street and take sink baths.

And he says it works 2 or 3 days a week. Damn.

How are the women any less shallow and pleasure seeking than he is?

[Silock]

He could also be lying about that. I mean, addicts aren't generally known as bastions of truth.

[Rausch]

He could also be lying about that. I mean, addicts aren't generally known as bastions of truth.

If he was only able to pull it off 3 days in one week while the cameras were around that's still impressive...

[Al Bundy]

No wonder Hooties IP is different every night.

[LoneWolf]

The guy is "making" almost $55,000 a year begging in the streets, has no interest in becoming a productive member of society, is an admitted alcoholic, uses drugs, and people on here are calling him a hero? I call that being a useless asshole and I hope he catches AIDS from one of the skanks he puts his shriveled, vodka soaked dick into.

[Coochie liquor]

Paging xztop.... This guy could probably help you get laid!! (Maybe)..... You need to seek out this man, he is your master. He will show you how to pick up a woman. You will be his understudy, and after you learn from the best..... Boom, pussy city. Yeah boyyyy!

[Baby Lee]

Quality over quantity. Pulling 10 1s isn't the same as pulling 1 10.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked FIVE 2s!! And I think that should count.

Never fucked a 1, . . . never been drunk enough to fuck a 1. . . You gotta be DRRRUNNNK to fuck a 1.


http://www.lifesitenews.com/images/news/George_Carlin.jpg

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Can't wait to see an update in a few years.

[Valiant]

Does not surprise me, some of the plaza homeless made bank.

[loochy]

No wonder Hooties IP is different every night.

You beat me to it. Hootie wad the first thing I thought of whenI read the thread title.

[kcxiv]

Quality over quantity. Pulling 10 1s isn't the same as pulling 1 10.

but he can make the orgasms the exact same lol

[kcxiv]

The guy is "making" almost $55,000 a year begging in the streets, has no interest in becoming a productive member of society, is an admitted alcoholic, uses drugs, and people on here are calling him a hero? I call that being a useless asshole and I hope he catches AIDS from one of the skanks he puts his shriveled, vodka soaked dick into.
im pretty sure they were just kidding. no one wants to live in the street like that making money! relax a little bit.

[The Franchise]

What a douchebag.

[notorious]

That guy could probably be a very successful salesman.

[Dave Lane]

The guy is "making" almost $55,000 a year begging in the streets, has no interest in becoming a productive member of society, is an admitted alcoholic, uses drugs, and people on here are calling him a hero? I call that being a useless asshole and I hope he catches AIDS from one of the skanks he puts his shriveled, vodka soaked dick into.

Do you ever get nose bleeds on that cool soapbox you stand on? Must be so cool to be you. Write a book.

[ChiTown]

He sounds like a worthless cunt to me. Oh well, to each his own....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Good work if you can get it.

[Titty Meat]

Quality over quantity. Pulling 10 1s isn't the same as pulling 1 10.

1 good girl > 1,000 bitches



Bound.

[ModSocks]

I woke up this morning to my wife grabbing my cock and she says to me, "Today is BJ day for sure."

Yeah. I win at life.

[-King-]

1 good girl > 1,000 bitches



Bound.
LMAO
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[rico]

This guy must be a real douche.

Out of all those women, you'd think at least one of them would let him take a perma-seat on their couch... and in their vaginas for that matter.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Just gross.

[BucEyedPea]

That guy could probably be a very successful salesman.

ROFL LMAO :LOL:

[Fish]

Something tells me his life isn't as grand as he's letting on....

[Iconic]

I hope they do a "Where are they now" episode on him 20 years later. I think he'll either be dead or working at McDonalds.

[Hootie]

I hope they do a "Where are they now" episode on him 20 years later. I think he'll either be dead or working at McDonalds.
He'd be so lucky to work at McDonald's

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He'd be so lucky to work at McDonald's

I doubt he has the skill-set.

[Hootie]

He'll be dead in a year or two

[loochy]

He'll be dead in a year or two

from?

aids

ebola

ray rice knockout?

[DMAC]

That dude looks like an aids tree.

[ModSocks]

Something tells me his life isn't as grand as he's letting on....

He wakes up in the morning and drinks a couple of "Four Lokos". Anyone who drinks that shit for breakfast (or anytime for that matter) has a shitty life.

[ThaVirus]

He just looks greasy as shit.

[ThaVirus]

He's 18+ and still wearing Axe body spray. That's not a wise life decision.

[Dragonocho]

What did he eat for dinner - pictures please?

Also - glad to see Thig Lyfe moving on.

[Sorter]

Gross.

[BWillie]

That is a pretty hilarious video. That guy is surely messed up in the head. That won't work for many more years, but still, hilarious. Surprised he can actually do that without appearing to bum-looking like. But drunk girls can't really see anyways

[Easy 6]

Couldnt make it more than a minute or two in, this guy turns my stomach.

[Skyy God]

Crack is whack.

[xztop123]

Paging xztop.... This guy could probably help you get laid!! (Maybe)..... You need to seek out this man, he is your master. He will show you how to pick up a woman. You will be his understudy, and after you learn from the best..... Boom, pussy city. Yeah boyyyy!

He has all his hair and a wide face. also he is getting ugly girls with jobs

[xztop123]

His eyes and temporal vector are too narrow set. He's getting by based on height, hair and somewhat decent coloring

[KC native]

He has all his hair and a wide face. also he is getting ugly girls with jobs

His eyes and temporal vector are too narrow set. He's getting by based on height, hair and somewhat decent coloring

LMAO You are one pathetic dude.

[kcxiv]

That is a pretty hilarious video. That guy is surely messed up in the head. That won't work for many more years, but still, hilarious. Surprised he can actually do that without appearing to bum-looking like. But drunk girls can't really see anyways

dude he was picking up chicks in the middle of the day . Lookeed like on their way home from work lol

[ChiTown]

I doubt he has the skill-set.

Unless McD's is looking for guys to bang their ugly customers.........

[xztop123]

He seems good at casually cursing. Reminds me of my grandparents. I don't know if that's an alpha thing or if it comes off as lower class to higher quality girls.

What do you guys think

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Unless McD's is looking for guys to bang their FAT, ugly customers.........

LMAO

fxd.

[bdj23]

He seems good at casually cursing. Reminds me of my grandparents. I don't know if that's an alpha thing or if it comes off as lower class to higher quality girls.

What do you guys think

You wouldn't know an alpha thing if it ****ed you in the ass.

(God lord, I'm just joking. Although his shtick is pathetic)

[Rasputin]

Sounds like a solid career move.

[BWillie]

You wouldn't know an alpha thing if it ****ed you in the ass.

You seem nice.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bruiser?

[J Diddy]

There you go xztop. Try going homeless.

You know what they say.

Once you go homeless you never go

um....

home?:shrug:

[bdj23]

You seem nice.

Dude is over here analyzing the facial aesthetics of a bum whom simply uses the Boomhauer approach to picking up women.

[Titty Meat]

Xtop giving out game

http://i.imgur.com/hPqcKMe.png

[Simply Red]

Ouch - Xztop - you guys are rough. XZ I'm sending you a friend request bud. Hang in there.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Top just raced on his motorcycle high speed with a wig and a bottle of lube.

[UL Washington]

So what's he do in the winter? He's not bopping around in sandals and cargo shorts then...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So what's he do in the winter? He's not bopping around in sandals and cargo shorts then...

Travels south, I would imagine.

[Saccopoo]

His eyes and temporal vector are too narrow set. He's getting by based on height, hair and somewhat decent coloring

Agree. His temporal vector is completely fucked up.

And he's a pussbag. Saggy man tits and a gut. The guy might be the least attractive man I've looked at all day long.

However, it just goes to show you that even a guy with a fucked up temporal vector and saggy man boobs that sleeps on the street smelling like piss, vodka and vomit can get laid.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Agree. His temporal vector is completely ****ed up.

And he's a pussbag. Saggy man tits and a gut. The guy might be the least attractive man I've looked at all day long.

However, it just goes to show you that even a guy with a ****ed up temporal vector and saggy man boobs that sleeps on the street smelling like piss, vodka and vomit can get laid.

Some brah's just got game.

[Easy 6]

Dude is over here analyzing the facial aesthetics of a bum whom simply uses the Boomhauer approach to picking up women.

LMAO hey you're not giving him enough credit... he's also scientifically factoring in hair, height, and "coloring".

[KChiefs1]

This guy proves anybody can get laid.

[notorious]

"Temporal Vector"?


http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii239/TJRamirez3/laughing.gif

[Discuss Thrower]

:facepalm:

[Discuss Thrower]

This fuck is homeless and he's doing better in life in many respects than I am.

Wonderful.

[Saccopoo]

This **** is homeless and he's doing better in life in many respects than I am.

Wonderful.

You should do drugs. They work well for this guy.

[eDave]

You should do drugs. They work well for this guy.

The dude with the drugs gets laid. Fact.

[bdj23]

Drugs are fun.

[Discuss Thrower]

You should do drugs. They work well for this guy.

I honestly don't know why I don't do drugs.

Not like I'm going to get tested any time soon considering every time I send in a job application it either gets ignored or rejected after 6+ weeks of waiting.

[Titty Meat]

I honestly don't know why I don't do drugs.

Not like I'm going to get tested any time soon considering every time I send in a job application it either gets ignored or rejected after 6+ weeks of waiting.

You would get laid and be successful at things if yoh had confidence.

[Discuss Thrower]

You would get laid and be successful at things if yoh had confidence.

Because HR specialists and hiring managers can detect confidence through a cover letter.

[eDave]

Because HR specialists and hiring managers can detect confidence through a cover letter.

Naw man. You can see your resume from a different perspective. Write it better and give less fucks. Why it is taking so long to get a response will all become clear.

Because HR specialists and hiring managers can detect confidence through a cover letter.

Yes. Yes they can.

[teedubya]

All fun and games until NYC winter hits. heh

[KChiefs1]

You would get laid and be successful at things if yoh had confidence.


This is the truth. Wish I had learned this at 16.

[lewdog]

My gaydar was damn near 100% with him and I'm pretty accurate.

[MOhillbilly]

I've seen hobos "gettin laid" and I can't ever unseen it again.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Magic happens under the boardwalk!

[-King-]

He's lying. Dude's ugly as fuck and smells like Axe body spray and BO. There's no way he's getting pussy at a girls house 3 times a week. Maybe once a week, if that. I'd believe him if he was a good looking guy, but nah, no way he's telling the truth.

[thabear04]

He kinda look like Ehren McGhehey.

[vailpass]

Judging this dude on your own standards will show him to be a loser, sure.
But judge him as a homeless guy and he's Bill Gates...