What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?

[Discuss Thrower]

You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City. You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.

I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re fucking dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the fuck out with my bare hands.

Not only am I really fucking good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Sorter]

Chiefsplanet flavored copypasta.




Not turrible.

[BigMeatballDave]

You're fucking old, dude.

Oh, and ship me some burnt ends! :)

[MTG#10]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif

[Gonzo]

Are you threatening me?

[SAUTO]

Are you threatening me?

That's how I took it
Posted via Mobile Device

[Hammock Parties]

I lost it at "shit fury and KC Masterpiece." LMAO

[Iconic]

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my copypasta.

[Discuss Thrower]

Goddamn it Clay you made that before I fixed my grammar.


Shit, probably made it funnier. Nice job.

[BullJunkandIron]

You seem like a very nice person.

[Gonzo]

That's how I took it
Posted via Mobile Device

Oh he's fucking done...

[Discuss Thrower]

Oh he's fucking done...

U WOT M8

[Red Dawg]

And I think to myself " What a wonderful world".

Sing it with me. Go M IZZOU!

[Hammock Parties]

Can we get Pawnmower to record this?

[Chiefnj2]

Filter evasion. Thig was banned for this

Nobody likes a little bitch who cries about filter evasions.

[In58men]

Can somebody explain to me WTF this is about. I wanna fight somebody too.

[tmw4h5]

Stay off of 4chan. Thanks.

[Hammock Parties]

Excellent rendition. Might wanna turn up your speakers.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O2ujtxgOvk

<object width="148" height="44"><param name="movie" value="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1O2ujtxgOvk&autoplay=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s1O2ujtxgOvk&autoplay=0" width="148" height="44" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br><a href="http://vocaroo.com" style="font-size:xx-small;" title="Vocaroo Voice Recorder">Audio recording &gt;&gt;</a>

[eDave]

Made Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/2gz09n/chiefs_fan_ethugtxt_is_born_language_warning/

[New World Order]

Can we get Pawnmower to record this?


.

[Ming the Merciless]

I said , FUCK YOU

Fuck you right in your pussy!

[Discuss Thrower]

ROFL

[beach tribe]

Almost reminds me of when you got butt hurt for getting roasted. Lol.

[Discuss Thrower]

Almost reminds me of when you got butt hurt for getting roasted. Lol.

Man....

[In58men]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Ming the Merciless]

<object height="44" width="148">

<embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0vFAdGmqYRy&autoplay=0" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="44" width="148"></object> <-------- NSFW
Audio and voice recording >> (http://vocaroo.com)

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

Pawnmower is legend.

[New World Order]

<object height="44" width="148">

<embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0vFAdGmqYRy&autoplay=0" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="44" width="148"></object> <-------- NSFW
Audio and voice recording >> (http://vocaroo.com)



LMAO


Pawn is our voice over artist.

[ILChief]

Nobody likes a little bitch who cries about filter evasions.

It's only because it was our resident troll

[In58men]

I still want to know the story

[TimeForWasp]

<object height="44" width="148">

<embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0vFAdGmqYRy&autoplay=0" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="44" width="148"></object> <-------- NSFW
Audio and voice recording >> (http://vocaroo.com)

Rep

[Hammock Parties]

I still want to know the story

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[beach tribe]

Man....

Just trollin' bro.

[Dunerdr]

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON

I'm with this guy

[In58men]

I'm with this guy


Still lost

[Iconic]

<object height="44" width="148">

<embed src="http://vocaroo.com/player.swf?playMediaID=s0vFAdGmqYRy&autoplay=0" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="44" width="148"></object> <-------- NSFW
Audio and voice recording >> (http://vocaroo.com)

Omg gret.

we should add a visual to this, throw it on youtube, and make it into the next "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

[Hammock Parties]

How about a slow zoom on cigar aviator Chief while that plays.

[CaliforniaChief]

Backstory, anyone? This has my attention.

[BlackHelicopters]

Wait, what?

[Hammock Parties]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/8ME50uXaLZo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Discuss Thrower]

Wait, what?

Google Navy Seal Copypasta.

[Iconic]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/8ME50uXaLZo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL

Clay is love, Clay is life.

[Hammock Parties]

ROFL

Clay is love, Clay is life.

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/misGEkoZxnQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

For one brief shining moment, I thought Discuss had re-posted a response from Facebook after laying wood in to Lil' Chiefy out there in the intrawebz.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF OF THIS SITE, YOU TURNCOAT"?!

-Lil' Chiefy after 505 laid some truth on their sorry AP asses.

[NWTF]

You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City. You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.

I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re ****ing dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the **** out with my bare hands.

Not only am I really ****ing good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

The Chiefs have bandwagon fans?

[TimBone]

THIS THREAD IS WONDERFUL

[TimBone]

That is Pawnmower's voice on the audio, right?

[Hammock Parties]

That is Pawnmower's voice on the audio, right?

Yes. He is wonderful.

[TimBone]

Kudos to Discuss for the pasta, Pawnmower for the audio, and clay for the video. Well done, fellas. Well fucking done.

[New World Order]

That's awesome.


Clay+Pawn=Win

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fucking. Legend.

[Hammock Parties]

I think we can officially allow Discuss Thrower into the cool kids club.

[TripleThreat]

I think we can officially allow Discuss Thrower into the cool kids club.

What makes you think you are part of the cool kids club? Shiiiit

[TLO]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/8ME50uXaLZo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That made my night. LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

What makes you think you are part of the cool kids club? Shiiiit

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/misGEkoZxnQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[58-4ever]

Epic

[RNR]

Just curious who spawned this babble?

[Hammock Parties]

Just curious who spawned this babble?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

[RNR]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

LMAO

[Al Bundy]

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Audio and voice recording >> (http://vocaroo.com)

That is fucking awesome.

[Discuss Thrower]

I have the bad feeling im going to get sued for this post..

[milkman]

I have no idea what this stupid shit is about, but well done guys.

Well done.

LMAO

[J Diddy]

So just to clarify you're scoffing about the tough internet talk while engaging in tough internet talk?

[Ming the Merciless]

So just to clarify you're scoffing about the tough internet talk while engaging in tough internet talk?

Im pretty sure thats the logic behind this collaboration , yes.

[Discuss Thrower]

So just to clarify you're scoffing about the tough internet talk while engaging in tough internet talk?

I wanted to have my own spin on the Navy Seal Copypasta for the lulz. This isn't a commentary on anything.

[Hammock Parties]

You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City. You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.

I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re fucking dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the fuck out with my bare hands.

Not only am I really fucking good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[RealSNR]

Love the December 2013 reference

[Ming the Merciless]

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LOL

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I heart Pawn...how did i miss this ROFL

[Bugeater]

LMAO Oh hell, this one got by me too, thanks for the bump. Should probably be in the HoC.

[tooge]

I WILL choke you out satch

[Fire Me Boy!]

LOL

Whoever did the dramatic reading said "can" instead of "case" of Busch Light.

[threebag]

I think it was Darth Vader or Pee Wee because of heavy breathing.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

This needs more exposure. Best vid since Wendy meets Drafturbator

[KCTitus]

Heh...Camaro...

[Hammock Parties]

applies more than ever

[Chiefspants]

Think we might need an updated sentence about Super Bowl bandwagoners but other than that this is absolute perfection.

[Titty Meat]

LMAO

[Discuss Thrower]

Speaking of copypasta, this gem became copypasta for the 2019 season:

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' stats, removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of 2018 Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.

Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equals 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816= 4544 yards.

Now, I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 game stats

4544 yards

639 attempts

426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66, which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

4544 yards / 639 ATT / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

What does this tell us?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

Source (https://www.reddit.com/user/HattrickMahomes/comments/d8euwl/oc_after_adjusting_patrick_mahomes_stats_removing/)

[Chiefspants]

Speaking of copypasta, this gem became copypasta for the 2019 season:

After adjusting Patrick Mahomes' stats, removing outliers to project the future, he heavily regresses to around the level of 2018 Dak.
In the last two seasons, Mahomes has a TD% of 8.68%. However, the league average last year was 4.8%. If you adjust his TD% to 5%, still above LA, he goes from throwing 57 TDs in his last 18 games to only 32.85. I'll be generous and give him 33.

Now, let's adjust his passer rating. It goes from 116.5 to only 104.3 by just adjusting his TD% to normally above average. Later on, I will adjust it further to take yards into account.

Next, we have to account for him passing more than league average. He has 657 pass attempts over 18 games. The LA is 35.5/game, which equals 639, around a 2.7% reduction. Mahomes also has a flukey 9.01 Y/A, which can be adjusted to 8 (still above LA) based on the league average of 7.5.

So we can estimate that over a 16 game season, his adjusted yardage is (6397.5)/1816= 4544 yards.

Now, I will adjust his passer rating again based on these 16 game stats

4544 yards

639 attempts

426 completions (also adjusted)

After this, his passer rating bottoms out at 96.66, which lands him squarely between Dak Prescott and Ben Roethlisberger last year.

His final 16 game adjusted stats:

4544 yards / 639 ATT / 426 CMP / 66.7% CMP (same) / 33 TD / 12 INT (same) / 8 Y/A / 96.7 RATE

What does this tell us?
It tells us that Mahomes' perceived success in the league is largely inflated by unsustainable, wildly outlier stats in his 18 games as perceived elite talent. When you adjust for the future by bringing down his outlier stats, he regresses heavily to a slightly above average QB of 2018 Dak tierdom.

Source (https://www.reddit.com/user/HattrickMahomes/comments/d8euwl/oc_after_adjusting_patrick_mahomes_stats_removing/)


That patriots fan who posted it without a shred of irony has become a legend on the /r/nfl subreddit.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

I completely lost concentration at "...my burnt ends are the best in the country..." and could never regain it.

I NEED SOME DAMN BURNT ENDS RIGHT EFFING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[ThaVirus]

That patriots fan who posted it without a shred of irony has become a legend on the /r/nfl subreddit.

Imagine being so insecure that you post that.. and then the dude goes on to win the Super Bowl. Hilarious.

That actually must be how Pats fans felt reading Clay's "Tom Brady is fading" thread.

[Otter]

Capitalizing "internet" is a worthy debate.

[Chiefspants]

Imagine being so insecure that you post that.. and then the dude goes on to win the Super Bowl. Hilarious.

That actually must be how Pats fans felt reading Clay's "Tom Brady is fading" thread.

The hilarious thing was the narrative from Broncos and Patriots fans going into the 2019 playoffs that they were proven right because Patrick "basically had Alex Smith's 2017 season" in 2019.

I loved that smack, though. That, coupled with the media's love for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens put Mahomes and the Chiefs slightly out of the spotlight (especially compared to last year).

Once Patrick turned it on against the Texans, all of those haters quickly retreated in the shadows. It's hilarious reading the SonsofSams SB gamethread, because many started feeling they were "proven right" after three quarters in the playoffs (while praising Jimmy G). Watching their reactions in the fourth quarter was as if thousands of Boston voices all cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[gblowfish]

Discus should switch to de-caf...

[cabletech94]

Discus should switch to de-caf...

^^^^ All of this!!!

[Stryker]

The hilarious thing was the narrative from Broncos and Patriots fans going into the 2019 playoffs that they were proven right because Patrick "basically had Alex Smith's 2017 season" in 2019.

I loved that smack, though. That, coupled with the media's love for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens put Mahomes and the Chiefs slightly out of the spotlight (especially compared to last year).

Once Patrick turned it on against the Texans, all of those haters quickly retreated in the shadows. It's hilarious reading the SonsofSams SB gamethread, because many started feeling they were "proven right" after three quarters in the playoffs (while praising Jimmy G). Watching their reactions in the fourth quarter was as if thousands of Boston voices all cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Yes sir! :thumb:

[Thiggy#4]

Discus should switch to de-caf...

Or get an enima,seems to be bottled upROFL