Women and PMS

[TLO]

WTF man... What. The. Fuck?

[bevischief]

Welcome to being married.

[Hammock Parties]

a man doesn't whine or complain

[Just Passin' By]

Mock them, and then walk away.

[TLO]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

[Canofbier]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

You: I started dating a crazy person, so now all women are crazy!

Sounds like a personal problem to me, bro.

[R8RFAN]

You didn't see this behavior while you were dating?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTWfD68_JDbAjYSGBZwsNM7LA6ACRT2COH0XBsFgi8Ijw92A20xA

[stumppy]

The best explanation I ever heard was told to my brother by his lawyer.

'Women don't think like people'.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Lady friend's story > Big Smoke threads

[bevischief]

So did you bring beer?

[bevischief]

Lady friend's story > Big Smoke threads

Pole Smoke


Fixed.

Pole smoke threads.

[bevischief]

Lady friend's story > Big Smoke threads




Fixed.

Pole smoke threads.

[aturnis]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Textbook handling of the situation.

[Katipan]

PMS doesn't exist if she smokes lots of weed.

Truth.

[stumppy]

PMS doesn't exist if she smokes lots of weed.

Truth.

Very true.

Even though I don't smoke anymore some of the best money I've ever spent was for a bag of weed.

[bevischief]

WTF man... What. The. ****?

She is a guy...

[TimBone]

You guys leave Big Smoke alone!

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/09/29/gyhybavu.jpg

[Titty Meat]

Fuck her in the pussy

[vailpass]

I have an app that reminds me of when my female friends begin pms'ing. I plan accordingly...

[SAUTO]

The best explanation I ever heard was told to my brother by his lawyer.

'Women don't think like people'.

A great man once told me " you are using common sense, logic, and reason and applying those thought to a woman. They are going off of emotion. When you realize this life will get much easier."

[SAUTO]

PMS doesn't exist if she smokes lots of weed.

Truth.

No it's not.

Maybe for you, but it's not universal.

[GordonGekko]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok
Her: Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: No
Her: Well there's a reason I'm telling you! She didn't give my pen back!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back?
Her: You just don't listen to me! That's not the pont!
Me: Ok
Her: You're impossible!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Lol I honestly wouldn't know what to do if this type of thing happened. I'm assuming this girl is an adult?

I did read a good joke on reddit about this, went something like, "my girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with me with 'you never listen to me!'"...

[notorious]

No it's not.

Maybe for you, but it's not universal.

This.


This.


THIS.

[Katipan]

The wrong person is using it then.

[stumppy]

The wrong person is using it then.

LMAO

I didn't think of that.

[HoneyBadger]

I have an app that reminds me of when my female friends begin pms'ing. I plan accordingly...

Just get them all to sync up

[lewdog]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.

[vailpass]

Just get them all to sync up

You don't want all your fantasy players to have the same bye week...

[Rausch]

You don't want all your fantasy players to have the same bye week...

I always tried to do that.

One week and it's over. You're at full strength the rest of the way...

[notorious]

Just get them all to sync up

I worked in a bank for 5 years, and it was 95% women.


JFC, that week each month was horrific.

[TLO]

You didn't see this behavior while you were dating?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTWfD68_JDbAjYSGBZwsNM7LA6ACRT2COH0XBsFgi8Ijw92A20xA

Ignore bevischief. He's high, drunk, or stupid. More than likely a combination of the three.

I've only been dating her for a couple months.

[TLO]

And here's the proof.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282961

[Rausch]

And here's the proof.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282961

:spock:

[TLO]

:spock:

:spock:

[GloryDayz]

Next time go with this and report back:

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok, that sounds interesting hunny... (stick your dick in her mouth)
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM
Me: Yup
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? And breath through your nose babe...
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Ok, here I come baby, my pen is about to ink you... Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

[Demonpenz]

girl: I want your opinion on something what car should I get
Demonpenz: get something that runs well and starts every morning and goes in the snow

2 days later

Girl crying.....Why don't you like my New Miata...YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME>

[LoneWolf]

Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Really? Why didn't she have her own pen?
Her: Because she's always forgetful. Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: Absolutely, what's the reason.
Her: She didn't give my pen back!
Me: That bitch! Doesn't she know pens cost money? What are we running here a fucking bank?
Her: She's not a bitch. She's just absent minded sometimes.
Me: Well, maybe you can ask her for your pen back next time you see her.
Her: Yeah, I will. Thanks for listening.
Me: *turns on Royals game and opens beer*

As someone who has been married for 18 years (that's 216 periods), check my corrections above.

[Rasputin]

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[SAUTO]

As someone who has been married for 18 years (that's 216 periods), check my corrections above.

Perfectly played.

[GloryDayz]

I'm not sure that Cliffs Notes version will do...

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn90/mariellevanveen/bookonwomen.jpg (http://photobucket.com/images/book%20on%20understanding%20women)

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Did you ask her what a pont is?

[Katipan]

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing?
Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate?
Me: So annoying.
Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating.
Me: She shouldn't be eating.
Her: Riiight?
Me: You're so hot.
Her: Want to watch the Royals game?
Me: *turns on Royals game*

[Bowser]

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing?
Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate?
Me: So annoying.
Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating.
Me: She shouldn't be eating.
Her: Riiight?
Me: You're so hot.
Her: Want to watch the Royals game?
Me: *turns on Royals game*

You could make a John Hughes movie with a script like that.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Jeez dude at your age just hit it and quit it

[GloryDayz]

Thinking back to the legalized prostitution thread..... Ya gotta wonder if it would have any kind of affect on this type of situation???

Naaaaa, prolly not!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Next time go with this and report back:

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok, that sounds interesting hunny... (stick your dick in her mouth)
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM
Me: Yup
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? And breath through your nose babe...
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Ok, here I come baby, my pen is about to ink you... Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Follow this advice and report back

[hometeam]

bitches be crazy

[LoneWolf]

Follow this advice and report back

Dead men don't report back.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Dead men don't report back.

He's in college and may have even met her goin hoggin

[Titty Meat]

He's in college and may have even met her goin hoggin


You are obsessed with hoggin lol

[Just Passin' By]

As someone who has been married for 18 years (that's 216 periods), check my corrections above.

That's a waste of time, probably brought on by poor training techniques early in the relationship. Had you done your job properly, it would have gone like this:

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: The game's on.
Her: You're right. Sorry. It can wait.