Travis Kelce Poll #2 Round #1

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Top 10 Move on, vote for 10.
<table border="0" width="490" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:9874;width:203pt" width="270"> <col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:8045;width:165pt" width="220"> </colgroup><tbody><tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt;width:203pt" height="20" width="270">mr. 1st down</td> <td style="width:165pt" width="220">crazycoffey</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Muddauber</td> <td>Demonpenz </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Notorious's man-crush</td> <td>notorious</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">One87</td> <td>beach tribe </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Orion</td> <td>Zebedee DuBois</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Paris</td> <td>Zebedee DuBois</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Philoctetes</td> <td>Zebedee DuBois</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Poeas</td> <td>Zebedee DuBois</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Red Dragon</td> <td>Easy 6</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Robin hood</td> <td>crazycoffey</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Run KLC</td> <td>Cunning Linguist</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Sandusky's Fantasy</td> <td>Saul Good</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Sweet Nectar of Kelce's endzone</td> <td>Deberg_1990</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Teucer</td> <td>Zebedee DuBois</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The HAMMER</td> <td>OldSchool</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Bionic Man</td> <td>Rausch</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Cincinnati Bowtie</td> <td>Direckshun</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Disemboweler</td> <td>ping2000 </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Fergeson Police department</td> <td>Demonpenz</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Grand Wizard of Oz</td> <td>Brando</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Hippogriff</td> <td>SNR</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Human Rapestick</td> <td>SNR</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Manticore</td> <td>siberian khatru</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Marksman</td> <td>RedandGold</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Mismatch</td> <td>Exoter175</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Only One87</td> <td>mac459</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Red Archer</td> <td>mac459</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Red Arrow</td> <td>InChiefsHell</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The sausage</td> <td>Chiefs=Good </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Sea Horse</td> <td>tk13</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Snowman</td> <td>Big Smoke</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Sock</td> <td>OldSchool</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Thor</td> <td>crazycoffey</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Tightest End</td> <td>Pawnmower </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">TKO</td> <td>Cochise</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Tony GonzWHOlez</td> <td>beach tribe</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Travis The Rape-ening Kelce</td> <td>-King- </td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Travisty</td> <td>Easy 6</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Travis-ty</td> <td>Baby Lee</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">White Lightning</td> <td>Easy 6</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">White Shadow</td> <td>Easy 6</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">YAK with a K</td> <td>JENKINSWINS</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Yards After Kelce</td> <td>Jerok</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

[RealSNR]

I'm voting for all the Greek names and Kelce Grammer

[RealSNR]

TKO is going to win, but it fucking shouldn't.

Kansas City fans only like initialed nicknames. JC! TRich! DBowe! DAT! DMC! You have no originality. I don't care how clever this particular one is.

There are some brilliant fucking names on that list and they're all going to get tossed aside because of you boring bastards.

[TimBone]

TKO is going to win, but it fucking shouldn't.

Kansas City fans only like initialed nicknames. JC! TRich! DBowe! DAT! DMC! You have no originality. I don't care how clever this particular one is.

There are some brilliant fucking names on that list and they're all going to get tossed aside because of you boring bastards.

Well now I feel silly that I voted for TKO.

[Rain Man]

Has "The B-87 Bomber" been nominated yet? It would be fun to wear bomber jackets to games.

[Pitt Gorilla]

TKO is going to win, but it ****ing shouldn't.

Kansas City fans only like initialed nicknames. JC! TRich! DBowe! DAT! DMC! You have no originality. I don't care how clever this particular one is.

There are some brilliant ****ing names on that list and they're all going to get tossed aside because of you boring bastards.One87 is awesome.

[Don Corlemahomes]

One87 is awesome.

I don't get this one either. One87?

[beach tribe]

I don't get this one either. One87?

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[Pitt Gorilla]

I don't get this one either. One87?Cali penal code for murder.

[Baby Lee]

I don't get this one either. One87?

http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=00001-01000&file=187-199

187. (a) Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.

[Don Corlemahomes]

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:facepalm:

Pop culture fail on my part.

Edit: and the penal code. I'm and idiot.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Sanduskys fantasy ....... ROFL

[RealSNR]

My favorite one is has got to be the The Sock.

Because he's always a mismatch for opposing defenses

[Rausch]

Is it too late to add Ocho Kel-siete?

[Molitoth]

Some of those are funny, but not everyone needs a nickname.

Kelce is fine with me.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

I'm gonna suggest White Chocolate, as anyone who has been on his social media pages or has him on snapchat knows he is with a group of black rappers literally 24/7.

[Easy 6]

I'm torn between TKO and Red Arrow.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Is it too late to add Ocho Kel-siete?Not bad at all.

[Molitoth]

Oops

[Psyko Tek]

I just love the Cincinnati bow tie
no idea why

[crazycoffey]

Did any stat geek address how many first down catches kelce has made?

[Exoter175]

I love that my option "The Mismatch" made it on there because it seems something so much like Mitch would announce to the world, but TKO can't be beat IMO, even as much as I LOOOOOOVE the One87 name too.

[Coochie liquor]

I went Red Arrow

[EyePod]

I'm sticking with The Kelcinator. Sounds more mitch-like to me...

[RedandGold]

I'm sticking with The Kelcinator. Sounds more mitch-like to me...

That's more Rob Schneider than Holthus.

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Bump.

[EyePod]

That's more Rob Schneider than Holthus.

You're right. It's better than anything Holthus could come up with (Centaur). So terrible.

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Last Bump.

[ModSocks]

TKO is going to win, but it ****ing shouldn't.

Kansas City fans only like initialed nicknames. JC! TRich! DBowe! DAT! DMC! You have no originality. I don't care how clever this particular one is.

There are some brilliant ****ing names on that list and they're all going to get tossed aside because of you boring bastards.

Its because long nicknames simply dont roll off the tongue in the heat of the moment, and generally aren't fun to type. I don't wanna type out a 3 word nickname. It's dumb. If that were the case, i would just say Kelce. Much simpler to remember and write.

[MTG#10]

TKO is going to win, but it fucking shouldn't.


Well Kelce himself hashtags TKO after almost every FB post he makes so yeah, it probably should.

[crazycoffey]

All he does is make first downs

[Hammock Parties]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By6e2FtCIAEqhm7.jpg:large

[Red Dawg]

Well Kelce himself hashtags TKO after almost every FB post he makes so yeah, it probably should.

This

[In58men]

Zeus should have been added

[crazycoffey]

Zeus should have been added

It was in one of the other three first round threads

[In58men]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By6e2FtCIAEqhm7.jpg:large

Please take Reid off, he's nothing great.