Travis Kelce Poll Wild Card Round

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Top 4 Move on, vote for 1.

<table border="0" width="368" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:8923;width:183pt" width="244"> <col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:4534;width:93pt" width="124"> </colgroup><tbody><tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt;width:183pt" height="20" width="244">the B-87 Bomber</td> <td style="width:93pt" width="124">Rain Man</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Galloping Holstein</td> <td>Rain Man</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">87 ways to die</td> <td>Rain Man</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">T-Kettle</td> <td>Inmem58</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">K-Tel</td> <td>505 Chief</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Flip the Kel-Switch</td> <td>notorious</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Kel-Shot</td> <td>notorious</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Chili Dog</td> <td>Marcellus</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Kelcehammer Schmidt</td> <td>ptlyon</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">TE Dancer</td> <td>Baby Lee</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Man bearcat</td> <td>Terribilis</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Tatonka</td> <td>crazycoffey</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The white hammer</td> <td>Reerun_KC</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">black hammer</td> <td>crazycoffey</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">the buffalo</td> <td>Exoter175</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">The Caucasian Persuasion </td> <td>Simply Red</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">Ocho Kel-siete</td> <td>Rausch</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td style="height:15.0pt" height="20">White Chocolate</td> <td>pugsnotdrugs19</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

[teedubya]

The Travster

[Zebedee DuBois]

I could only bing myself to vote for the Galloping Holstein.

[KCUnited]

Still can't believe Kelce Anthony didn't make it. Snuffing safeties out like toddlers.

[hometeam]

TBH none of these nicknames are worth a shit including the ones from the other polls~

[Coochie liquor]

Tatonka!!

[In58men]

T-Kettle


He's hot

[teedubya]

These nicknames do indeed suck.

[In58men]

Some nicknames don't have match his name or number.


Like Shady McCoy, All Day Peterson, Primetime Sanders etc etc


That's why T-Kettle is awesome.

[In58men]

These nicknames do indeed suck.

Go away Mr. I'm More Clever but couldn't come up with something

[BigChiefFan]

The more I think about it, the more I realize TE Dancer is epic. Que the Elton John...hold me closer TE Dancer

[crazycoffey]

Tatonka!!

I love it! The galloping Tatonka

[Rausch]

Ocho Kel-siete would be loved by NFLN.

And my god this man is hard to create a name for. Odds are he goes without one until there's a signature play he makes...

[TLO]

None of the above?

[crazycoffey]

Tatonka!!

TA-tonka truck!

[DenverChief]

These nicknames do indeed suck.

He is from Cleveland.....CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!

if Christian Okoye was the Nigerian Nightmare - then Kelce should be the Cleveland Steamer

[In58men]

He is from Cleveland.....CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!

if Christian Okoye was the Nigerian Nightmare - then Kelce should be the Cleveland Steamer

Cleveland has a football team Nigeria doesn't. I can't root for a guy that has "Cleveland" as a nickname unless he's that fat black guy from Family Guy


**** that

[hometeam]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/tkelce">@tkelce</a> There is a 3 part poll on what to nickname you over on <a href="http://t.co/kXXdF8qs9d">http://t.co/kXXdF8qs9d</a> I think they all suck. care to chime on a favorite?</p>&mdash; Falxftw (@Falxftw) <a href="https://twitter.com/Falxftw/status/517497853002792960">October 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Used the wrong twitter acct but oh well. Kelce retweeted~

[DenverChief]

Cleveland has a football team Nigeria doesn't. I can't root for a guy that has "Cleveland" as a nickname unless he's that fat black guy from Family Guy


**** that

Ohio Overlorde?

[hometeam]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/Falxftw">@Falxftw</a> hahaha &quot;The Caucasian Persuasion&quot; has got the lead as of right now... Those are pretty hilarious nicknames though</p>&mdash; Travis Kelce (@tkelce) <a href="https://twitter.com/tkelce/status/517499313224970240">October 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[rambleonthruthefog]

87 ways to die has a nice ring to it. The others all suck

[In58men]

TKO

Technical Knock Out

[In58men]

I also like Zeus

[Exoter175]

The buffalo/Tatonka hands down, which are literally the same thing.

Have you guys seen the way he gallops down the field and lowers his pads and almost seems like his momentum can't be stopped?

The Buffalo/Tatonka for days in this poll.

[BeeHo]

how about white "thunda?"

[Garcia Bronco]

Lol...I claimed him off waviers

[Graystoke]

Gota love K-Tel.
But then again I am a child of the 70's

http://c1.staticflickr.com/1/149/354577493_e9f9c78850.jpg

[Steron]

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AWESOME!
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[HolyHat]

All these names suck and so do you

[Dayze]

"The White Guy"

[Direckshun]

Of course Simply Red comes up with the best one in Kelce's mind.

Love him. Love Kelce. This is all around a win.

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So should I
1) make top 32 into 4 sets of 8?
2) one new poll all 32, top 4 move on, vote for 1 or 4(honor system)?
3) other?

[Eleazar]

Those are all stupid

[crazycoffey]

Those are all stupid; except Tatonka.

Fixed

[temper11]

He is from Cleveland.....CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!

if Christian Okoye was the Nigerian Nightmare - then Kelce should be the Cleveland Steamer

But he plays for the Chiefs... not the Browns. If Nigeria had an NFL pro team, I doubt Okoye would be known as the Nigerian Nightmare.