Travis Kelce Finals

[digger]

Travis Kelce Poll Finals.

<table border="0" width="253" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><colgroup><col style="mso-width-source:userset;mso-width-alt:9252;width:190pt" width="253"> </colgroup><tbody><tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" height="20" width="253">the B-87 Bomber</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Man bearcat</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Tatonka</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">White Chocolate</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kel-Shot</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">T-Kettle</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Apollo</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Stormborn , movers of chains</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce You In the Endzone</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelsonator</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Long bow</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Marksman</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Caucasian Persuasion</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Fergeson Police department</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Human Rapestick</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">YAK with a K</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Yards After Kelce</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The Magical Backhoe</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">One87</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Robin hood</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">White Lightning</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Grammar</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Run KLC</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">The HAMMER</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelce Hammer</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">Kelcinator</td> </tr> <tr style="height:15.0pt" height="20"> <td class="xl64" style="height:15.0pt;width:190pt" title="Votes" height="20" width="253">TKO</td> </tr> </tbody></table>

[Red Dawg]

TKO is the best and it's not even close in my mind. I also like the Kelcinator.

[RealSNR]

TKO is the best and it's not even close in my mind. I also like the Kelcinator.

FUCK YOU

[kysirsoze]

T-Kettle... Honorable mention to Kelce Grammer.

But I gotta be honest, none of these have a chance at catching on. And, no I don't have a better suggestion.

[Red Dawg]

**** YOU

Easy to tell which one you picked. The worst and stupid one. The Rapestick? Absolutely gwad awful and brainless.

[RealSNR]

Easy to tell which one you picked. The worst and stupid one. The Rapestick? Absolutely gwad awful and brainless.

NO, IT'S THE HUMAN RAPESTICK CAN YOU READ?

[RealSNR]

It's a reference to Dante Hall, who according to Mitch Holthus was The Human Joystick.

[The Franchise]

Some of these are just beyond retarded.

[RealSNR]

WE'VE ALREADY HAD A TKO IN THE NFL, AND HIS NAME WAS TAKEO SPIKES.

GREAT FUCKING NICKNAME GUYS. HOPE YOU HAVE FUCKING FUN.

[Rain Man]

Some of these are just beyond retarded.

This is why the market research industry exists.

[KCUnited]

Run DMkelC

[RealSNR]

This is why the market research industry exists.How do we get the market research industry to intervene when the public doesn't know what's good for them?

[The Franchise]

These polls are invalid because they aren't being done by Rain Man.

[kysirsoze]

How do we get the market research industry to intervene when the public doesn't know what's good for them?

You might have wanted to back a slightly less polarizing nickname.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Takeo Spikes already has the nickname 'TKO'. How incredibly original. :doh!:

[ModSocks]

**** YOU

Sorry, but im not calling him The Ferguson Polic Department.

Completely defeats the purpose of a nickname.

Nicknames are generally abreviations.

DBowe
Dat
DMC
DJ
JC

etc.

The Human Joystick was stupid. Who actually ever used that shit.

Do you remember ever screaming TOUCHDOWN THE HUMAN JOYSTICK!

Fuck no. Because it's stupid.

[RealSNR]

Sorry, but im not calling him The Ferguson Polic Department.

Completely defeats the purpose of a nickname.

Nicknames are generally abreviations.

DBowe
Dat
DMC
DJ
JC

etc.

The Human Joystick was stupid. Who actually ever used that shit.

Do you remember ever screaming TOUCHDOWN THE HUMAN JOYSTICK!

Fuck no. Because it's stupid.

TKO is dumb. What does the O stand for? Is that Kelce's second surname that nobody ever uses?

[chiefs1111]

These polls are invalid because they aren't being done by Rain Man.

I second this

[Mr. Flopnuts]

TKO is dumb. What does the O stand for? Is that Kelce's second surname that nobody ever uses?

OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORLD, BABY!!! LMAO

[Willie Lanier]

He doesn't need a nickname...

He's Travis Fucking Kelce

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm gonna start calling him Auschwitz.

[Marcellus]

YAK is a great nickname and clever.

And he is kind of big like a Yak.

And when he score you can say "They just got YAK fucked!".

[crazycoffey]

He's Mr firstdown. Thats what he does. If you want an Mitch name its Tatonka.

[crazycoffey]

TKO is the best and it's not even close in my mind. I also like the Kelcinator.

Unoriginal, and stupid. He's only got two TDs, that's not knock out power....

[RealSNR]

I'm gonna start calling him Auschwitz.

LMAO

I'll join you.

[ModSocks]

TKO is dumb. What does the O stand for? Is that Kelce's second surname that nobody ever uses?

I don't know. Wasn't my idea.

General rule for nicknames though:

If i have to make a conscious effort to remember and say your nickname, then it's a shitty, shitty nickname because:

A. I'm never going to fucking remember it

B. Saying your name shouldn't require effort at all

C. It probably sounds really, really fucking stupid when used in a normal conversation.

[RealSNR]

I don't know. Wasn't my idea.

General rule for nicknames though:

If i have to make a conscious effort to remember and say your nickname, then it's a shitty, shitty nickname because:

A. I'm never going to fucking remember it

B. Saying your name shouldn't require effort at all

C. It probably sounds really, really fucking stupid when used in a normal conversation.

Then sorry, but you're confined to boring and stupid initial nicknames for the rest of your life.

You're left out in the cold of some of the wonderful sports nicknames out there.

Steve Smith isn't He Hate Me

Doug Martin isn't Muscle Hamster

Ryan Fitzpatrick isn't The Amish Rifle

Damon Huard isn't Ol' Duck Launcher.

No, all you've got is SS, DG, RF, and DH!

[RealSNR]

Dexter McCluster is forever McMidget. Sorry, folks, but initials suck, even when they correspond with something cool like DMC.

And some players have cumbersome names. Not everything can be shortened to a player's initials or an abbreviated combination that rolls off the tongue.

Jamaal Charles isn't JChar. That fucking sucks.

Sean Smith isn't SS, although you could get creative and play off of that, turning him into Schutzstaffel.

Isn't that much better now? We're not relegated to calling him Smith, which gets confused with Alex Smith. We don't have to say Sean Smith. And we don't have to creep around SS... we're coming right out and saying, "Yes, his nickname is Schutzstaffel. What are you going to do about it?"

[Kiimo]

Kel C-Ya.

[Willie Lanier]

Dexter McCluster is forever McMidget. Sorry, folks, but initials suck, even when they correspond with something cool like DMC.

And some players have cumbersome names. Not everything can be shortened to a player's initials or an abbreviated combination that rolls off the tongue.

Jamaal Charles isn't JChar. That ****ing sucks.

Sean Smith isn't SS, although you could get creative and play off of that, turning him into Schutzstaffel.

Isn't that much better now? We're not relegated to calling him Smith, which gets confused with Alex Smith. We don't have to say Sean Smith. And we don't have to creep around SS... we're coming right out and saying, "Yes, his nickname is Schutzstaffel. What are you going to do about it?"

How do you think schutzstataffel would fare in coverage against Auschwitz?

[RealSNR]

How do you think schutzstataffel would fare in coverage against Auschwitz?

Ironically, I think Auschwitz would burn Schutzstaffel

[temper11]

I think it should be something around his already signature move (which I think is one of the coolest in football) of archery (which is why I voted for Apollo - although apollo is too obscure of a reference - most people won't make the connection). I think something like "the bowman" or something along those lines would be best.

In a related note, I don't know why I just spent that much time on this topic. I don't really fucking care as long as he keeps catching passes and running his arse off.

:)

[The Franchise]

I think it should be something around his already signature move (which I think is one of the coolest in football) of archery (which is why I voted for Apollo - although apollo is too obscure of a reference - most people won't make the connection). I think something like "the bowman" or something along those lines would be best.

In a related note, I don't know why I just spent that much time on this topic. I don't really fucking care as long as he keeps catching passes and running his arse off.

:)

Hawkeye?

[temper11]

Hawkeye?

not bad... but isn't that already used in the Avengers?

[bobhill]

What about just Kelsey? You just spell it with a Y and S but say it the same?

[temper11]

how about... "Guy on Fire"

reference to "Girl on Fire" from the Hunger Games

[The Franchise]

not bad... but isn't that already used in the Avengers?

Really? Pretty sure there is a god named Apollo....and a theater.

[temper11]

"Travolas"

reference to Legolas from Lord of the Rings...

[temper11]

Really? Pretty sure there is a god named Apollo....and a theater.

No your right... don't love Apollo either, just thought it was the best on the list.

[DenverChief]

WTF no Cleveland Steamer?

[temper11]

"William Kel"

Reference to the Switzerland folk hero William Tell, who was an expert archery marksman. He was the guy credited with shooting an apple off of someone's head.

[ModSocks]

Then sorry, but you're confined to boring and stupid initial nicknames for the rest of your life.

You're left out in the cold of some of the wonderful sports nicknames out there.

Steve Smith isn't He Hate Me

Doug Martin isn't Muscle Hamster

Ryan Fitzpatrick isn't The Amish Rifle

Damon Huard isn't Ol' Duck Launcher.

No, all you've got is SS, DG, RF, and DH!


And yet the only nickname on that list that anyone has ever really used is "He-Hate-me", which actually wasn't a nickname but a gimmicky name made up during his WWF football days.

[temper11]

"Warbow"

medieval long bows powerful enough to pierce armor.

[Eleazar]

YES! My name is winning. I think I should get an auto or something if TKO carries.

[temper11]

YES! My name is winning. I think I should get an auto or something if TKO carries.

I think TKO would have been cool also, but I completely forgot that spikes nickname was TKO. Can't copy a nickname.

[The Franchise]

Show me where Kelce knocks people out.

[Rain Man]

How do we get the market research industry to intervene when the public doesn't know what's good for them?

One thing that I've done in the past is run a love/hate survey. You put out a set of names and you have the public vote about whether they love it, hate it, or are indifferent. I would suggest that this might be a good methodology for a Travis Kelce nickname poll.

[In58men]

I thought Takeo Spikes was TKO


McFadden was DMC and we copied that too. Chiefs are followers not leaders ROFL

[OldSchool]

TBH, all of these kind of suck, people just voted for the least sucky ones . . .

[Bowser]

I'm calling him Chicken and Waffles

[In58men]

Should just copy AP and call him All Day

[stumppy]

TBH, all of these kind of suck, people just voted for the least sucky ones . . .

Yup

[EyePod]

Can't decide between Kelcinator (horrible) and TKO - mildly good.

[ChiefAshhole20]

The Big Kelskowski


C'mon.. It's a reference to his biggest comparison AND a classic movie.

[digger]

One thing that I've done in the past is run a love/hate survey. You put out a set of names and you have the public vote about whether they love it, hate it, or are indifferent. I would suggest that this might be a good methodology for a Travis Kelce nickname poll.
As king of the poll, I defer to you sir. **hangs head in shame**



Travis Kelce Out **mic drop**

[OldSchool]

Why does it have to have anything to do with his name? Megatron has nothing to do with Calvin Johnson. Come on guys, we can do better than that.

[Chiefs Scratch]

could anyone tell me the requirements for making a post?

[hometeam]

could anyone tell me the requirements for making a post?

you just did it~

[DenverChief]

The Big Kelskowski


C'mon.. It's a reference to his biggest comparison AND a classic movie.

Better than any of the other dumpster fire names they came up with.

[hometeam]

Where the hell is Special K~

[OldSchool]

Where the hell is Special K~

Sounds too much like Special Ed.

[Rain Man]

could anyone tell me the requirements for making a post?

It helps to have lots of social disorders.

[thabear04]

Killa Trav since its his Instagram name.

[Exoter175]

TKO
One87
Apollo
Tatonka/The Buffalo

In that order.

[BeeHo]

87 Coffins

[Red Dawg]

TKO
One87
Apollo
Tatonka/The Buffalo

In that order.

Ooooooooooh. One87. Nice.

[mdchiefsfan]

I submit T-pain as his nickname since I can't bring myself to vote for any of those.

[KCUnited]

87 Miles and Runnin'

[Zebedee DuBois]

curse my slowness! The Ocelot!

[saphojunkie]

Travis Kelce you later

[RealSNR]

Why does it have to have anything to do with his name? Megatron has nothing to do with Calvin Johnson. Come on guys, we can do better than that.


THANK YOU

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

I'll join you.

THERE GOES AUSCHWITZ GASSING MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN!

[Fire Me Boy!]

I refuse to vote. Every last one of these is stupid.

[mdchiefsfan]

One87 gets my vote

[Dave Lane]

Wheres the option for this whole process is retarded and makes no sense?

[crazycoffey]

Wheres the option for this whole process is retarded and makes no sense?

In another thread, go vote there

[Hammock Parties]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10659436_10152760725638373_1900685103976457567_n.jpg?oh=e9ac48ec48be660811ce35a742410eed&oe=54B0F096&__gda__=1420891843_9549e9ae1f969ee7d644fa40b940a10b

[redfan]

TKO is unimaginative and not something Mitch would say.
The Magical Backhoe is silly and could be in the realm of Mitchisms.

[wazu]

TKO is unimaginative and not something Mitch would say.
The Magical Backhoe is silly and could be in the realm of Mitchisms.

This is the name I'll be shouting.

[RealSNR]

TKO is unimaginative and not something Mitch would say.
The Magical Backhoe is silly and could be in the realm of Mitchisms.

That's the thing. This all started with me wanting a Mitch Holthus name for Kelce.

Then people took it seriously and came up with their shitty boring names.

I'm grateful for the people who took the spirit of the assignment seriously and got overly creative with their Mitchisms.

[Direckshun]

WTF no Cleveland Steamer?

He played at Cincinnati.

Cincinnati Bowtie.

[jonzie04]

I like yak. Dude is leading the nfl in yards per route run. 1St in yac for tight ends by a mile. 8 yac behind leading rceiver jordy nelson despite having half the yards. The guys a yac monster. Its a perfect nickname

[a pp roach]

Went with Apollo. The Human Rapestick? You guys are jackasses..

[jonzie04]

Went with Apollo. The Human Rapestick? You guys are jackasses..

I know right. At least half of those nicknames are dumb as shit lol.

[seaofred]

I think I may call him The Marksmen. In respect to his 1st down celebration.

[Strongside]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10659436_10152760725638373_1900685103976457567_n.jpg?oh=e9ac48ec48be660811ce35a742410eed&oe=54B0F096&__gda__=1420891843_9549e9ae1f969ee7d644fa40b940a10b

Colquitt has some serious swag back there with the pink pants and plaid jacket.

[RealSNR]

Went with Apollo. The Human Rapestick? You guys are jackasses..

Dante Hall was The Human Joystick you silly ninny!

[DenverChief]

He played at Cincinnati.

Cincinnati Bowtie.


Born in Cleveland - A nickname is earned - he hasn't really earned one yet

[a pp roach]

Dante Hall was The Human Joystick you silly ninny!

That's fine. Doesn't make this one any less offensive.

[Exoter175]

TKO is unimaginative and not something Mitch would say.
The Magical Backhoe is silly and could be in the realm of Mitchisms.

I already nailed the Mitchisms with "The Mismatch", and "The Buffalo", right now I think we're settling in on what we "personally" like, and TKO wins by a landslide.

Why Caucasian persuasion and "The human rape stick" are even on here is beyond me. :hmmm: