Chiefs Planet Rules!

[temper11]

I was just banned from the 49ers message board for calling another poster a POS. I even used the acronym.... I didn't spell it out. Just POS.

Long live the nannyless Chiefs Planet!

[OldSchool]

ROFL

[ptlyon]

Should have gotten a pillow biter in

[bishop_74]

VA-GINA! STFU

[JakeLV]

Perhaps you should have done it in such a way that was almost...

Undetectable maybe?

See, then you would still be able to post over there.

So now will you be posting here more?

You should!

[redfan]

POS, eh? Yeah, we let anything fly around here, we're ****ing rebels.

[CoMoChief]

(this happened after Carl Peterson and Herm were let go and the Chiefs were looking for a GM/HC and Pioli was on the radar, but there wasn't any reports that he was being signed....yet)

So being stupid and cute I decided to start a thread that said "Scott Pioli signs!!!"

Then in the OP I had asked if anyone has seen any "Sign Scott Pioli" signs posted up around town, calling for the Chiefs brass to hire this guy.

It was a little bait n switch but I was banned for it...funny thing is a couple weeks later Scott Pioli ended up signing w/ the Chiefs.

[Direckshun]

Yes, thank you, ChiefsPlanet, for allowing us the privilege of sounding like utter morons.

[temper11]

Yes, thank you, ChiefsPlanet, for allowing us the privilege of sounding like utter morons.

It can be both bad and good for sure... but for the most part this forum of insanity is better than what passes for a forum over there.

[Zebedee DuBois]

yeah! being civil to one another sucks!

[-King-]

But don't you dare spell it wrong!!

[temper11]

(this happened after Carl Peterson and Herm were let go and the Chiefs were looking for a GM/HC and Pioli was on the radar, but there wasn't any reports that he was being signed....yet)

So being stupid and cute I decided to start a thread that said "Scott Pioli signs!!!"

Then in the OP I had asked if anyone has seen any "Sign Scott Pioli" signs posted up around town, calling for the Chiefs brass to hire this guy.

It was a little bait n switch but I was banned for it...funny thing is a couple weeks later Scott Pioli ended up signing w/ the Chiefs.

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

[Easy 6]

Missouri/Kansas, where the rugged spirit of the wild west still lives on.

[BigRedChief]

It's the loosest moderated sports board I've ever seen.

[CoMoChief]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

Those, racial tirades, personal threats against someone. Real ones, not just the occasional "ill beat your ass" type of online pissing match. I think some poster here one time took it too far and like it envolved w/ the other poster's work or something I can't remember. I think it was Skip maybe IIRC?

That's really about it unless you just flat out spam the board or you just do absolutely nothing but troll (which you'll get dogpiled on here if you do that - which sometimes makes for a fun and interesting thread).

[Kyle DeLexus]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

That and ignoring multiple warnings from mods.

[CoMoChief]

It's the loosest moderated sports board I've ever seen.

def this and it's not even close.

I've been thrown off the Orange Mane (Broncos) and a couple STL Rams boards back when my old roomate was living w/ me...who happens to be a Rams fan. I said "bullshit" or something and the Rams board(s) kicked me off.

The more you allow the better the board is overall IMO, and in the meantime this board still keeps it mostly Chiefs news etc.

[TimBone]

Is it the 49ers board that Kaepernick comes from?

[CoMoChief]

Is it the 49ers board that Kaepernick comes from?

that guy was a homo

[TimBone]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

Word filter evasion and telling AC to eat a bag of dicks can also be detrimental to your CP health.

[temper11]

yeah! being civil to one another sucks!

The person that I called a POS is far less civil than I in those forums on a far more consistent basis. I'm all for civility. Try pretty hard to keep conversations and disagreements from derailing into elementary playground arguments.

But this dude, assuming he's a dude, is a POS. The subsequent ban doesn't make me wrong. :)

[temper11]

Is it the 49ers board that Kaepernick comes from?

Yes he's from the niners board.

[gblowfish]

I would like to congratulate you by using a string of crude, offensive gutter terms and lexicon learned from the Urban Dictionary, but that would be uncivilized.

You should have encouraged him to take a "Hot Carl" in the pie hole, and suggest he drink anti-freeze and die in an AIDS-Tree fire.

[Bearcat]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_bannable

Several things are listed, but you basically have to want to get banned around here... you'll get warned on most stuff. For the most part, to get banned for more than a few days, you have to repeatedly get the mods' attention or practically ask for it.

[cosmo20002]

yeah! being civil to one another sucks!

It can be kind of boring after awhile. Asshole.

[Direckshun]

To be fair, I've consistently criticized Mr. Flopnuts as smelling like lobster taint, and he has yet to do anything. Presumably because he's a giant pussy.

So, that's gotta be relevant to something, right?

[cosmo20002]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

Don't tell the site owner to eat a bag of dicks. A dick or two would probably be ok, but not a bag.

Don't post pics of Long John Silvers menu items.

[Direckshun]

You can also be a liberal arguing with the board owner.

That'll get you banned, eventually. Presumably to teach you A Lesson About Something.

[temper11]

Don't tell the site owner to eat a bag of dicks. A dick or two would probably be ok, but not a bag.

Don't post pics of Long John Silvers menu items.

1 or 2 dicks... not - whole - bag... got it! Good tip, thanks. Who is the site owner?

[temper11]

You can also be a liberal arguing with the board owner.

That'll get you banned, eventually. Presumably to teach you A Lesson About Something.

No problem here.

[Direckshun]

It's AustinChief's board. I believe morphius runs it too, and Mr. Flopnuts just kind of stinks the place up.

[Easy 6]

It can be kind of boring after awhile. Asshole.

No one here is better at not being civil than you, thats for damn sure.

[AustinChief]

You can also be a liberal arguing with the board owner.

That'll get you banned, eventually. Presumably to teach you A Lesson About Something.

Get your facts straight. No one has ever been banned for being left or right or just plain nutso (have to include BEP in here).

[Prison Bitch]

POS, eh? Yeah, we let anything fly around here, we're ****ing rebels.

Can't use the gay "slur"

[Sorter]

No one here is better at not being civil than you, thats for damn sure.

http://whateverwina.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/chewing-gum-moriarty.gif?w=500

[RealSNR]

Can't use the gay "slur"

You can, but it gets bleeped out.

[Direckshun]

Get your facts straight. No one has ever been banned for being left or right or just plain nutso (have to include BEP in here).

Right.

[Sorter]

You can, but it gets bleeped out.

What? Homo gets bleeped out?

[ChiliConCarnage]

It seems like false threads are about the only thing around here that you can get banned for. Is that right?

and racism, unless you keep it in the DC where it belongs. evading filters is bad too but yeah it's pretty tough to get banned

[Gonzo]

I'll ban any of you for calling me a prostate operation sampler.

[Bwana]

I was just banned from the 49ers message board for calling another poster a POS. I even used the acronym.... I didn't spell it out. Just POS.

Long live the nannyless Chiefs Planet!

I was going to say you should have invited him over here for a beating but we already have enough around this place.

[ModSocks]

I'll fucking kill everyone in this thread. You're all a bunch of jew niggers. Bring it bitches.

[MMXcalibur]

Stop being sillygooses.
All of you.

[Easy 6]

http://whateverwina.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/chewing-gum-moriarty.gif?w=500

Whatever, I probably kissed your ass too much early on anyway.

When people tell me I'm wrong about something without being a jackoff about it, I'll damn well listen.

Otherwise, well, I wont be talked to like some stepkid... not in my daily life, and certainly not here.

[Sorter]

Whatever, I probably kissed your ass too much early on anyway.

When people tell me I'm wrong about something without being a jackoff about it, I'll damn well listen.

Otherwise, well, I wont be talked to like some stepkid... not in my daily life, and certainly not here.

I was just hurt.


I like to think I'm excellent at not being civil. At least better at it than cosmo.

[Bearcat]

I'll ****ing kill everyone in this thread. You're all a bunch of jew ****ers. Bring it bitches.

Rude.

[Sorter]

I'll fucking kill everyone in this thread. You're all a bunch of jew ****ers. Bring it bitches.

Reported for anti-Guru sentiments.

[eDave]

Trolling the opponents board is a dick move. Sorry.

[temper11]

Trolling the opponents board is a dick move. Sorry.

I'm a 49ers fan.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

To be fair, I've consistently criticized Mr. Flopnuts as smelling like lobster taint, and he has yet to do anything. Presumably because he's a giant pussy.

So, that's gotta be relevant to something, right?

No, dude. It's not slanderous at all. I DO smell like lobster taint. Don't judge me.

P.S - Those guys must be the biggest pussies on Earth.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You can also be a liberal arguing with the board owner.

That'll get you banned, eventually. Presumably to teach you A Lesson About Something.

ROFL I'm fired for laughing at that...

[Why Not?]

It's the loosest moderated sports board I've ever seen.

Is requesting that people die painfully of burning while getting aids not common speak on all message boards?

[kysirsoze]

I don't think I could post on any other sports board. I would get banned immediately and I'm extremely tame by CP standards.

[Don Corlemahomes]

I swear, the 49er board is populated by lesser life forms. On an IQ scale that only registers positive numbers, their average is negative. Quite impressive, really.

[kysirsoze]

Is requesting that people die painfully of burning while getting aids not common speak on all message boards?

We're ahead of the curve.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

To be fair though, I really don't believe Austin banned folks for being liberal. I get why he did it, and I get why it pissed people off. All of it, at the end of the day was hilarious too me. But I'm only in it for the lulz.

[Easy 6]

Trolling the opponents board is a dick move. Sorry.

That really depends on what your definition of "trolling" is.

For many boards, simply revealing truths, no matter how benignly, is considered bannable.

[TimBone]

that guy was a homo

Yes he's from the niners board.

Mav mentioned in another thread that Kaepernick got him banned from the one 49ers message board that was worth a damn. Personally, I don't see how any board where Kaepernick is a prominent member could be a very fun place at all. Dude is super fucking lame. He's also a POS.

[Simply Red]

Lots of racial tension on this site.

[temper11]

Mav mentioned in another thread that Kaepernick got him banned from the one 49ers message board that was worth a damn. Personally, I don't see how any board where Kaepernick is a prominent member could be a very fun place at all. Dude is super ****ing lame. He's also a POS.

This. I have a pretty good suspicion that Kaepernick reported me and my severe POS comment as well. I have no evidence, just my guess. If that's not true Kap, my apologies.

[notorious]

It's the best fucking sports board I've ever seen.

fyp

[digger]

In b4 DC!

[TLO]

Which board? I feel like trolling before the Royals game.

[Don Corlemahomes]

Which board? I feel like trolling before the Royals game.

http://forums.49ers.com/

It's all like "OMGPSH VD, Crabs, SMitty gone but Kaep is rly good!! Harbs/Baalke are amaze. *regurgitation of talking head opinions at 2nd grade level* go 49ers!"

Not worth it.

[Buzz]

Calling someone a POS is not nice, just say'n.


http://nighthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Gifdump-Part-1-Gif-8.gif

[Simply Red]

Trolling the opponents board is a dick move. Sorry.

I agree - however the Mane is another story - they know me for being nice, historically - and according to Iowanian - if they've seen that side of you FIRST - it's okay to go there to poo on them sometimes. If we beat the Broncos I will troll and point it out here to show you just how good i really can be when I apply myself, trolling.

[eDave]

I'm a 49ers fan.

Oh. Well this is awkward... Apologies dude. Not much else to say. By my logic, this whole board is one big troll.

[GloryDayz]

I was just banned from the 49ers message board for calling another poster a POS. I even used the acronym.... I didn't spell it out. Just POS.

Long live the nannyless Chiefs Planet!

Maybe their partial to Ethernet, ATM, FDDI, or Token Ring.....

[Bob Dole]

That really depends on what your definition of "trolling" is.

For many boards, simply revealing truths, no matter how benignly, is considered bannable.

Stop trolling.

[Simply Red]

This. I have a pretty good suspicion that Kaepernick reported me and my severe POS comment as well. I have no evidence, just my guess. If that's not true Kap, my apologies.

temper11 you're welcome to post here, just work on developing friends and not trying to see how many people you can piss off and you'll be fine.

I welcome you - you seem like a nice individual, I'm not just saying that either.

[Simply Red]

Stop trolling.

did that movie come out yet shot in Texarkan???

[Simply Red]

temper i'm sending you a friend request right now - please respond!

[GoChargers]

I was just banned from the 49ers message board for calling another poster a POS. I even used the acronym.... I didn't spell it out. Just POS.

Long live the nannyless Chiefs Planet!

That's nothing. The official Chargers forum's moderators literally spent years banning anyone who even suggested that Norv Turner was a bad coach. I wish I was kidding.

[TimBone]

temper i'm sending you a friend request right now - please respond!

I'M JEALOUS!!!! I'VE SENT YOU TWENTY NINE FRIEND REQUESTS AND YOU'VE REJECTED THEM ALL!!!!

[Buzz]

I'M JEALOUS!!!! I'VE SENT YOU TWENTY NINE FRIEND REQUESTS AND YOU'VE REJECTED THEM ALL!!!!

GIVE A BETTER REACH AROUND???

[TimBone]

GIVE A BETTER REACH AROUND???

I THINK MINE ARE ADEQUATE!!!!

[notorious]

That's nothing. The official Chargers forum's moderators literally spent years banning anyone who even suggested that Norv Turner was a bad coach. I wish I was kidding.

JFC

[Don Corlemahomes]

I THINK MINE ARE ADEQUATE!!!!

I think SR wants to be dazzled. It can't just seem nice.

[Buzz]

I think SR wants to be dazzled. It can't just seem nice.

GIVE HIM THE SHOCKER!!!

[Simply Red]

I'M JEALOUS!!!! I'VE SENT YOU TWENTY NINE FRIEND REQUESTS AND YOU'VE REJECTED THEM ALL!!!!

I never noticed that - really - no joke - I just sent you one though.

[Ragged Robin]

isn't their board an "official"/affiliated-run board? boards like that are typically really strict

[TimBone]

I never noticed that - really - no joke - I just sent you one though.

I was joking about sending the requests. happy to accept yours though. Honored to have Simply Red counted amongst my CP friends.

[Gadzooks]

Internet troll
Web definitions:
In Internet slang, a troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, either accidentally or with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

I would think that 98% of this particular online community fits the definition. That's what makes it great.

[eDave]

GIVE HIM THE SHOCKER!!!

Can we keep the all caps in Red's thread please? I have a headache.

Thank you for your consideration.:hump:

[jspchief]

I swear, the 49er board is populated by lesser life forms. On an IQ scale that only registers positive numbers, their average is negative. Quite impressive, really.
Clearly. Look at the sewage that seeped into here with Alex Smith.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I was just banned from the 49ers message board for calling another poster a POS. I even used the acronym.... I didn't spell it out. Just POS.

Long live the nannyless Chiefs Planet!

Let me guess:

You and said poster were having a spirited debate regarding, quite possibly, the two most annoying goddamned Quarterbacks that could ever have a conversation dedicated to them?

[9er guy]

Clearly. Look at the sewage that seeped into here with Alex Smith.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kobe-Face-2.jpg

[Buzz]

I would think that 98% of this particular online community fits the definition. That's what makes it great.

I was having a good night, took a great poop and you showed up, finger went through the TP and I'm stuck with a stinky finger. Thanks for being wrapped in in shit towels, you might want to wash that.

[Easy 6]

Calling someone a POS is not nice, just say'n.


http://nighthumor.com/wp-content/uploads/Funny-Gifdump-Part-1-Gif-8.gif

So true, yet if they cant bring themselves to be civil and want to be a big shat... then its fun to ride noobs like disposable ****toys.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lol

[kindra68]

did that movie come out yet shot in Texarkan???

Oct. 16th
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=99008

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Oct. 16th
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=99008

Is that a remake? Looks familiar.

[Gadzooks]

I was having a good night, took a great poop and you showed up, finger went through the TP and I'm stuck with a stinky finger. Thanks for being wrapped in in shit towels, you might want to wash that.

I know you're trying to provoke me into an emotional response.

I'm Ernie and you're Bert:
http://i.imgur.com/uzCX1.gif

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I know you're trying to provoke me into an emotional response.

I'm Ernie and you're Burt:
http://i.imgur.com/uzCX1.gif

ROFL I totally remember that.

[Buzz]

I know you're trying to provoke me into an emotional response.

I'm Ernie and you're Bert:
http://i.imgur.com/uzCX1.gif


LMAO

[GloryDayz]

I know you're trying to provoke me into an emotional response.

I'm Ernie and you're Bert:
http://i.imgur.com/uzCX1.gifROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Sorter]

Get your facts straight. No one has ever been banned for being left or right or just plain nutso (have to include BEP in here).

This is where I feel mod powers one day out of the year could be fun.


Putting Direckshun on MU for a few hours after his post would have been quite entertaining and there'd be no mods to blame.

I think that plan would go quite well with this http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj60/r4nd0m_f0t0/BOXXY/134277703722.gif

[temper11]

temper11 you're welcome to post here, just work on developing friends and not trying to see how many people you can piss off and you'll be fine.

I welcome you - you seem like a nice individual, I'm not just saying that either.

Wow, my first friend here at cp. Thanks red!

[Tribal Warfare]

POS, eh? Yeah, we let anything fly around here, we're ****ing rebels.

and many abuse it to a fault

[crazycoffey]

I would think that 98% of this particular online community fits the definition. That's what makes it great.

I disagree with 98% and trolling makng CP great.

Now fuck off you piece of shit chargers fan! /not trolling

[J Diddy]

No, dude. It's not slanderous at all. I DO smell like lobster taint. Don't judge me.

P.S - Those guys must be the biggest pussies on Earth.

Off topic, but nonetheless important, question while on the topic of seafood. If we get crabs what do crabs get?

[mikey23545]

Off topic, but nonetheless important, question while on the topic of seafood. If we get crabs what do crabs get?


boiled.

[GloryDayz]

Off topic, but nonetheless important, question while on the topic of seafood. If we get crabs what do crabs get?

Barnacles.

[Ming the Merciless]

Dungeness