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Direckshun
10-08-2014, 07:27 PM
SNR
Count Zarth
Direckshun
Make your choice. And make it wisely.
FlaChief58
10-08-2014, 07:32 PM
Yeah, I don't like the choices
cosmo20002
10-08-2014, 07:32 PM
yech
You each have enough redeeming qualities to not want to kill, but not enough to want to ****.
Zarth seems like he would be the best homemaker, so I guess marry for him.
crazycoffey
10-08-2014, 07:32 PM
Marry SNR, we will have a long life full of laughter
Next choices are harder. Could go either way, but at least CZ will like being fucked. Sorry shun.
Direckshun
10-08-2014, 07:34 PM
You motherfuckers.
I was at least counting on coffey to bang me.
Direckshun
10-08-2014, 07:35 PM
I should have made this a poll.
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
10-08-2014, 07:36 PM
Definitely kill Direckshun. Draftplanet sucks anyway.
Marry SNR because Madison sounds like a great place to live.
Fuck Clay with his chocolate peni dildos
Kaepernick
10-08-2014, 07:38 PM
SNR
Count Zarth
Direckshun
Make your choice. And make it wisely.
Colin Kaepernick is usually given 2 plays to choose from. If he goes with the base play, he says "Roll roll roll".
If he audibles out of the base play to the alternate play, he says, "Kill, kill, kill!"
The 3 names above would merit "Kill, kill, kill!"
RealSNR
10-08-2014, 07:44 PM
Question: Can rape be substituted for fucking?
Hammock Parties
10-08-2014, 07:48 PM
Zarth seems like he would be the best homemaker, so I guess marry for him.
I just got done cleaning my bathroom!
Hammock Parties
10-08-2014, 07:49 PM
I would kill Direckshun, CLEARLY.
SNR is definitely marriage material. Oh we would have so much fun.
I will fuck myself.
Marry SNR - he likes the Royals
Fuck Count Zarth
Kill Direckshun.
Direckshun is a chubby chaser. I just know it.
crazycoffey
10-08-2014, 07:52 PM
You motherfuckers.
I was at least counting on coffey to bang me.
We could turn it into a competition between you and CZ. He's got slim girlie figue. What are you bringing to the table?
crazycoffey
10-08-2014, 07:53 PM
I will fuck myself.
Just like any other weekend?
KCrockaholic
10-08-2014, 07:55 PM
Marry-Zarth
Fuck-SNR
Kill-Direckshun (no offense)
digger
10-08-2014, 08:05 PM
I should have made this a poll. Trust me you want to leave the polls to Rain Man.
Rudy tossed tigger's salad
10-08-2014, 08:17 PM
Just like any other weekend?
Kill- black males
Marry- The DA
Fuck- poor people
tooge
10-08-2014, 08:19 PM
I marry SNR and Clay to each other, guaranteeing clay gets fucked. Then I kill Direcshun
Hammock Parties
10-08-2014, 08:24 PM
I marry SNR and Clay to each other
we would have a traditional klingon wedding
http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/ds9-531-worf-and-jadzia-re-ena/320X240.jpg
Ming the Merciless
10-08-2014, 08:24 PM
Marry snr
Fuck snr
Kill directions pussy
TimBone
10-08-2014, 08:25 PM
I've been wanting to fuck Direckshun anyway.
RealSNR
10-08-2014, 08:32 PM
we would have a traditional klingon wedding
http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200303/ds9-531-worf-and-jadzia-re-ena/320X240.jpg
Fuck yes, Par Mach'kai
Hammock Parties
10-08-2014, 08:35 PM
Fuck yes, Par Mach'kai
http://i.imgur.com/YP40AeC.gif
Direckshun
10-08-2014, 08:59 PM
There is a whoooole bunch a people in this thread murdering me.
You all will be regretting it once SNR packs on 50 pounds a decade down the road and starts emotionally neglecting you.
Simplicity
10-08-2014, 09:00 PM
Marry Claytits
Fuck Direckshun
Kill SNR
Discuss Thrower
10-08-2014, 09:18 PM
Question: Can rape be substituted for fucking?
STOP SUPPORTING RAPE CULTURE YOU SHIT Lord.!!
Kaepernick
10-09-2014, 12:41 AM
Direckshun is a chubby chaser. I just know it.
Better than being a bug chaser.
Discuss Thrower
10-09-2014, 12:46 AM
Better than being a bug chaser.
That's rich coming from someone who chooses to associate with anything related to San Francisco.
RealSNR
10-09-2014, 12:50 AM
What the fuck is a bug chaser?
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Dale.png
Hammock Parties
10-09-2014, 12:51 AM
What the fuck is a bug chaser?
Probably referring to a man who fucks bar skanks on the reg.
Discuss Thrower
10-09-2014, 12:54 AM
Probably referring to a man who fucks bar skanks on the reg.
Substitute "dudes" for "skanks" and "AIDs" with "bar" and you're right on track.
Exoter175
10-09-2014, 01:58 AM
SNR
Count Zarth
Direckshun
Make your choice. And make it wisely.
Marry SNR, Fuck Count Zarth, Kill Direkshun beacuse of his "OMG CUT PEOPLE" posts.
Cannibal
10-09-2014, 04:38 AM
Fuck SNR, Marry Zarth, kill Direck.
Sorry Direck. Agree with much of your politics, but that's how it lined out based on the choice you provided.
Rausch
10-09-2014, 08:02 AM
Probably referring to a man who ****s bar skanks on the reg.
That was pretty much how I spent 18-21 and I've never been called that...
Reerun_KC
10-09-2014, 08:14 AM
Kill all 3 and get 3 better options?
Sorter
10-09-2014, 08:50 AM
Poor Direckshun.
Okay...after much thought....
I would....
Marry Direckshun. I tend to agree with most of his political views, and I find him entertaining.
**** Count Zarth. Everyone's been expecting it for year's anyway.
Kill SNR. Sorry, dude. Just process of elimination. It's the only option left.
ThaVirus
10-09-2014, 09:36 AM
SNR's sweet ass is getting wifed up. I couldn't imagine D Daddy chatting my dick off about roster management and rapping away at his keyboard at 4 AM every fucking night.
Zarth would just be annoying so I'm making his ass squeal for a night.
Sorry, Direck.
crazycoffey
10-09-2014, 09:38 AM
Okay...after much thought....
I would....
Marry Direckshun. I tend to agree with most of his political views, and I find him entertaining.
**** Count Zarth. Everyone's been expecting it for year's anyway.
Kill SNR. Sorry, dude. Just process of elimination. It's the only option left.
Well played....
The Franchise
10-09-2014, 10:07 AM
Marry Direckshun - Draft talk for days bitch! Plus who doesn't want a whore for a Mother in law?
Fuck SNR - I'd marry him but I'm afraid he'd just beat me.
Kill Clay - Meh.
Donger
10-09-2014, 10:09 AM
Kill them all. I presume that is an option?
eDave
10-09-2014, 10:31 AM
C
RockChalk
10-09-2014, 10:45 AM
The only way to win is to not play the game at all
Mr. Laz
10-09-2014, 10:49 AM
killing Clayton would be as good as sex
Marry Directshun, i guess
bend over SNR and then go away
RealSNR
10-09-2014, 11:39 AM
Marry Direckshun - Draft talk for days bitch! Plus who doesn't want a whore for a Mother in law?
Fuck SNR - I'd marry him but I'm afraid he'd just beat me.
Kill Clay - Meh.
CLAYTON WAS MY MATE
http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s4/4x07/reunion315.jpg
Hammock Parties
10-09-2014, 12:08 PM
LMAO
More of these threads.
The Franchise
10-09-2014, 12:11 PM
CLAYTON WAS MY MATE
http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s4/4x07/reunion315.jpg
http://entermovietopia.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/thecableguy009dd1.png
My favorite responses in this thread are the ones that provide little to no context or reasons for their choices. Those are the guys who just want it on record which dude they would choose to fuck once, and which dude they would choose to fuck many times.
RealSNR
10-09-2014, 12:26 PM
My favorite responses in this thread are the ones that provide little to no context or reasons for their choices. Those are the guys who just want it on record which dude they would choose to fuck once, and which dude they would choose to fuck many times.
The way I've always played MFK is that there is no fucking involved when you select someone for marriage. If you want to fuck that person, you have to put them down in the fuck category.
The way I've always played MFK is that there is no fucking involved when you select someone for marriage. If you want to fuck that person, you have to put them down in the fuck category.
In that case:
Marry SNR for sense of humor and guarantee of no sex.
Fuck Direkshun out of pity.
Kill Count Zarth out of pity.
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