Cowboys' Joseph Randle arrested for shoplifting

[thabear04]

Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested for shoplifting at an area Dillard's on Monday night, according to a release sent out by the local police.

Randle was charged with theft 50/500, a class B misdemeanor, and was taken to Frisco City Jail that night. He was released shortly after 1 a.m.

The Frisco police confirmed to NFL Media that Randle was detained for allegedly attempting to steal underwear and cologne which had a combined value of roughly $120.

Randle, a fifth-round draft pick back in 2013, signed a four-year, $2.349 million contract with the Cowboys that included a signing bonus of just under $200,000.

While the legal system likely wont be too harsh on the second-year player, Randle might have a tough time living down the products he allegedly stole. We can only imagine the jokes his opponents will be able to come up with between now and the next time he hits the field.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

LOL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

WTF? :spock: ROFL

[loochy]

KIPPIN IT RILL

[scho63]

Sounds to me he sharted his pants and needed a quick change and was embarrassed to buy them so he just took them! LMAO

[kepp]

Dillards? Really, Joseph?

[rabblerouser]

Remember when ODB Got arrested for stealing sneakers with $2000 in his pocket, and when the cops asked 'WHY ARE YOU STEALING??!!' Ol' Dirty comes back with - 'it's my birthday...I'm celebrating.'

It's...'cultural', I guess would be the word??

[rabblerouser]

KIPPIN IT RILL

Ya gnomesaine??

Awwww yeah!!

[gblowfish]

Can't fix stupid.

[blaise]

I took a tour of the Frisco Police Station just last night. I wonder if he was there in the jail at the same time.

[RollChiefsRoll]

He was lifting Sex Panther. Shit's expensive. But 60% of the time it works--every time.

[Easy 6]

Lindsey Lohan, Winona Ryder, this guy... few things make less sense than a millionaire thief.

[Rain Man]

I took a tour of the Frisco Police Station just last night. I wonder if he was there in the jail at the same time.

Was it a guided tour or self-guided?

[PunkinDrublic]

Remember when ODB Got arrested for stealing sneakers with $2000 in his pocket, and when the cops asked 'WHY ARE YOU STEALING??!!' Ol' Dirty comes back with - 'it's my birthday...I'm celebrating.'

It's...'cultural', I guess would be the word??

I do remember when ODB rolled up in a limo to cash his food stamps. It was like a Ronald Reagan speech come to real life.

[rabblerouser]

He was lifting Sex Panther. Shit's expensive. But 60% of the time it works--every time.

That doesn't make any sense.

[blaise]

Was it a guided tour or self-guided?

Guided. The officer showed us the door to the jail but we didn't go in. He told us the prisoners get generic Pop Tarts for breakfast and pot pies for dinner. And then an officer inside walked up to the door and showed us a tray of pot pies. Probably what Randle had for dinner, I guess.

[rabblerouser]

I do remember when ODB rolled up in a limo to cash his food stamps. It was like a Ronald Reagan speech come to real life.

SOCIETY TODAY IS A RONALD REAGAN SPEECH COME TO LIFE!!!!

Lol

[Bwana]

Wow LMAO

[rabblerouser]

Can't fix stupid.

No...but you CAN shoot it in the back of the head and call it 'good.'

[Rain Man]

Guided. The officer showed us the door to the jail but we didn't go in. He told us the prisoners get generic Pop Tarts for breakfast and pot pies for dinner. And then an officer inside walked up to the door and showed us a tray of pot pies. Probably what Randle had for dinner, I guess.

I like chicken pot pie and pop tarts. It sounds like a good gig aside from the possibility of anal rape.

[CoMoChief]

You can take Randle out of the ghetto

But you can't take the ghetto out of Randle.

Seriously wtf is a dude making millions in the NFL, shoplifting for?

[rabblerouser]

I like chicken pot pie and pop tarts. It sounds like a good gig aside from the possibility of anal rape.

Yeah, I really don't think I like being locked up...or anal rape.

[rabblerouser]

You can take Randle out of the ghetto

But you can't take the ghetto out of Randle.

Seriously wtf is a dude making millions in the NFL, shoplifting for?

Seriously, it was an act of celebration.

[thabear04]

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[Rain Man]

You can take Randle out of the ghetto

But you can't take the ghetto out of Randle.

Seriously wtf is a dude making millions in the NFL, shoplifting for?


The average NFL career is less than four years. You have to know how to manage your money and keep your skills sharp for a post-football career.

[Baby Lee]

Yeah, I really don't think I like being locked up...or anal rape.

Deserves a better treatment

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[rabblerouser]

Deserves a better treatment

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LMAO