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Hootie
10-14-2014, 09:53 PM
OH I KNOW

GEORGE

FUCKING

BRETT

!!!!!

TimBone
10-14-2014, 09:54 PM
I thought BRUISER might be a good option.

Direckshun
10-14-2014, 09:54 PM
Oh fine, I'll do it.

You guys flatter me.

cosmo20002
10-14-2014, 09:57 PM
1980 ALCS MVP Frank White!
They need to kiss and make up with Frank and have him do it.

Why Not?
10-14-2014, 09:58 PM
Sung Woo

Duh.

DJJasonp
10-14-2014, 09:58 PM
Rob Riggle FTW!!!

In all seriousness.....how cool would it be for Frank White??? An olive branch of sorts....a great moment in the spotlight for him, etc.

Or Sabes.

Hootie
10-14-2014, 09:58 PM
Quick George Brett story:

Year is 1992.

Hootie 2.0 is 7 years old.

Hootie 2.0 had a father who took him to many a Royals games.

Hootie 2.0 was down near the first base dugout, being annoying Hootie 2.0 who grew up to be a drunk, rapist, degenerate...

and kept begging Mr. Hall of Fame George Brett for a baseball when they were warming up between innings (he was a 1B at this time)...

"Mr. Brett! Mr. Brett! Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!"

7 year old Hootie 2.0 says!!!

Well around the 4th inning...after hearing annoying 7 year old Hootie 2.0 keep BEGGING FOR A BALL...

Hootie 2.0 thinks, once again, he's ignored...

However, Mr. Brett, who is a hall of famer (did I mention)...he is smart enough not to throw a baseball 80 feet and hit a 7 year old in the face...

He PERFECTLY bounces a ball off the (whatever looks like a warning track all around the field I'm drunk right now who knows)...so it bounces up and would land directly in my glove...

however, Hootie 2.0 just assumed he was throwing it right in the dugout...so the ball hits 7 year old Hootie 2.0 right in the face...and then all of the other kids BEGGING for said ball scramble for it...but the cute 21 (I assume) year old usher speaks up and says, "NO! THAT BALL WAS THROWN TO HOOTIE 2.0. IT'S HIS BALL." And she makes whoever retrieved it give me said ball. No joke. That's a real story.

And that is 7 year old HOOTIE 2.0's story about George Brett throwing him a ball without even knowing who George Brett was or what George Brett was going to someday mean to him.

Incredible.

DJJasonp
10-14-2014, 09:59 PM
1980 ALCS MVP Frank White!
They need to kiss and make up with Frank and have him do it.

Just beat me to it!

Nice call.

BigRedChief
10-14-2014, 09:59 PM
Frank White needs to come home. This shit is going full circle. All enemies vanquished. All debts paid. All family matters settled.

a pp roach
10-14-2014, 10:00 PM
Sly James

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:01 PM
Bambi. She's a true fan.

Bob Dole
10-14-2014, 10:02 PM
Frank White needs to come home. This shit is going full circle. All enemies vanquished. All debts paid. All family matters settled.

You could probably sell it to Glass as some sort of "Rollback".

CaliforniaChief
10-14-2014, 10:04 PM
Yeah, if Frank White rolled in, that would be epic. The Orioles could probably just quietly walk off the field and hop on the charter at that point.

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:05 PM
Derek Jeter

sd4chiefs
10-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Derek Jeter

4321

tk13
10-14-2014, 10:15 PM
Quick George Brett story:

Year is 1992.

Hootie 2.0 is 7 years old.

Hootie 2.0 had a father who took him to many a Royals games.

Hootie 2.0 was down near the first base dugout, being annoying Hootie 2.0 who grew up to be a drunk, rapist, degenerate...

and kept begging Mr. Hall of Fame George Brett for a baseball when they were warming up between innings (he was a 1B at this time)...

"Mr. Brett! Mr. Brett! Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!"

7 year old Hootie 2.0 says!!!

Well around the 4th inning...after hearing annoying 7 year old Hootie 2.0 keep BEGGING FOR A BALL...

Hootie 2.0 thinks, once again, he's ignored...

However, Mr. Brett, who is a hall of famer (did I mention)...he is smart enough not to throw a baseball 80 feet and hit a 7 year old in the face...

He PERFECTLY bounces a ball off the (whatever looks like a warning track all around the field I'm drunk right now who knows)...so it bounces up and would land directly in my glove...

however, Hootie 2.0 just assumed he was throwing it right in the dugout...so the ball hits 7 year old Hootie 2.0 right in the face...and then all of the other kids BEGGING for said ball scramble for it...but the cute 21 (I assume) year old usher speaks up and says, "NO! THAT BALL WAS THROWN TO HOOTIE 2.0. IT'S HIS BALL." And she makes whoever retrieved it give me said ball. No joke. That's a real story.

And that is 7 year old HOOTIE 2.0's story about George Brett throwing him a ball without even knowing who George Brett was or what George Brett was going to someday mean to him.

Incredible.

That old warning track was like a rock. This at least explains most of your posts though. :D

Buehler445
10-14-2014, 10:15 PM
Quick George Brett story:

Year is 1992.

Hootie 2.0 is 7 years old.

Hootie 2.0 had a father who took him to many a Royals games.

Hootie 2.0 was down near the first base dugout, being annoying Hootie 2.0 who grew up to be a drunk, rapist, degenerate...

and kept begging Mr. Hall of Fame George Brett for a baseball when they were warming up between innings (he was a 1B at this time)...

"Mr. Brett! Mr. Brett! Throw me the ball! Throw me the ball!"

7 year old Hootie 2.0 says!!!

Well around the 4th inning...after hearing annoying 7 year old Hootie 2.0 keep BEGGING FOR A BALL...

Hootie 2.0 thinks, once again, he's ignored...

However, Mr. Brett, who is a hall of famer (did I mention)...he is smart enough not to throw a baseball 80 feet and hit a 7 year old in the face...

He PERFECTLY bounces a ball off the (whatever looks like a warning track all around the field I'm drunk right now who knows)...so it bounces up and would land directly in my glove...

however, Hootie 2.0 just assumed he was throwing it right in the dugout...so the ball hits 7 year old Hootie 2.0 right in the face...and then all of the other kids BEGGING for said ball scramble for it...but the cute 21 (I assume) year old usher speaks up and says, "NO! THAT BALL WAS THROWN TO HOOTIE 2.0. IT'S HIS BALL." And she makes whoever retrieved it give me said ball. No joke. That's a real story.

And that is 7 year old HOOTIE 2.0's story about George Brett throwing him a ball without even knowing who George Brett was or what George Brett was going to someday mean to him.

Incredible.

ROFL

I wish I wasn't out of rep.

CaliforniaChief
10-14-2014, 10:20 PM
I agree with the Frank White sentiment. That would just be tits.

Or...
Paul Splittorff's family.
Dick Howser's family.
Dan Quisenberry's family.

Sung Woo parachuting from a helicopter.
Hootie 2.0 catching one with his face from GFHB.

Or how about this....Jeffrey Maier. LMAO

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:21 PM
David Glass

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:22 PM
That old warning track was like a rock. This at least explains most of your posts though. :D

Another true story.

Hootie 2.0 grew up a Ken Griffey, Jr. diehard. To the point where his number was always #24.

Well, the Kingdome had that "THE ROOF IS FALLING!" issue when Hootie 2.0 was like, I don't know, 9 or 10?!?! So, the Mariners had to come play home games at the K when Hootie 2.0 was a very young boy.

Well, pops, being a supportive father (can you believe I turned out this way in a 2 parent family?!) bought tickets to said games on the HOME DUGOUT (the Mariners) so Hootie 2.0 could score a Griffey, Jr. autograph.

well, the fucking prick doesn't sign the entire series

so...

Hootie 2.0 lines up behind THE UNIT...he's a young kid, so young kids are hard to get mad at

he's signing, and signing, and singing...Hootie 2.0 is trying, and trying and trying

Mr. Big Unit says "last one!" and Hootie 2.0, being the stubborn, insufferable prick that he is...

decides, nah...and rolls his JEFF MONTGOMERY GIVEN BALL right down that dugout and hits Mr. Big Unit as he's walking away

Mr. Big Unit, very annoyed after getting hit on the head with a ball...turns around, most likely to try and get angry...

realizes it's a 8 or 9 year old kid...begrudgingly shakes his head, borrows a sharpie from a kid who has already gotten an autograph, signs the Montgomery issued ball, and hands it to Hootie 2.0

Fuckin' Mr. Big Unit! What a guy!

Oh, and...20 years later! Fuck you Griffey! What a dick. Literally went to all 3 games with one agenda is a little kid and you signed ZERO AUTOGRAPHS.

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:22 PM
Dayton Moore

tk13
10-14-2014, 10:23 PM
I actually wonder if it might be Saberhagen though. He was in the house tonight.

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:24 PM
Ken Griffey jr.

BigRedChief
10-14-2014, 10:24 PM
You could probably sell it to Glass as some sort of "Rollback".Frank white story

I coached little league baseball for 10 years. I got a call from the league office if I would add a kid to my team. The parent had heard that our team believed in positive reinforcement and the best players played. They wanted to get on my team. No tryout, no names or even what their level of play was. I said no. A couple of days later a coach asked me why I turned down Frank Whites kid on my team? I had no clue it was Frank Whites kid.

I called the league the next morning and Frank Whites kid was on our team. He had no talent but was a fantastic teammate and a great kid. Of course I told Frank he was welcome to help with the team, work with his son any time. He said he would be a distraction and wanted the kids to be the focus. He did teach me one fun drill to practice fundamentals,

He came came to about 80% of the games. Usually he stayed in the background but still cheered like any other parent. Brought snacks like every parent, was nice to people who recognize him but when it became a distraction, he would go to his car. I told him to come to the dugout if people bugged him too much. He never did.

He was as nice as he could be. Great parent to have on the team.

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:25 PM
The first game I ever attended at The K...

I was 4 years old...we sat on the home dugout, per usual...back when they still had fucking turf...miserable outside

barely remember

but pops always encouraged me to be Hootie 2.0

and I keep yelling, and yelling, and yelling

"Mr. Mr., THROW ME A BALL! THROW ME A BALL!"

I'm 4.

Finally...a player (no idea who)...comes over...says, "hey kid! can you catch?"

Me:

"Uhm no! But my sister can!"

Tosses a ball to my sister.

First game ever. 4 years old. 1990. 1 for 1.

I got so many balls it was sickening. We always sucked when I was a kid but they were always generous.

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:25 PM
Rex Hudler

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2014, 10:25 PM
Another true story.

Hootie 2.0 grew up a Ken Griffey, Jr. diehard. To the point where his number was always #24.

Well, the Kingdome had that "THE ROOF IS FALLING!" issue when Hootie 2.0 was like, I don't know, 9 or 10?!?! So, the Mariners had to come play home games at the K when Hootie 2.0 was a very young boy.

Well, pops, being a supportive father (can you believe I turned out this way in a 2 parent family?!) bought tickets to said games on the HOME DUGOUT (the Mariners) so Hootie 2.0 could score a Griffey, Jr. autograph.

well, the fucking prick doesn't sign the entire series

so...

Hootie 2.0 lines up behind THE UNIT...he's a young kid, so young kids are hard to get mad at

he's signing, and signing, and singing...Hootie 2.0 is trying, and trying and trying

Mr. Big Unit says "last one!" and Hootie 2.0, being the stubborn, insufferable prick that he is...

decides, nah...and rolls his JEFF MONTGOMERY GIVEN BALL right down that dugout and hits Mr. Big Unit as he's walking away

Mr. Big Unit, very annoyed after getting hit on the head with a ball...turns around, most likely to try and get angry...

realizes it's a 8 or 9 year old kid...begrudgingly shakes his head, borrows a sharpie from a kid who has already gotten an autograph, signs the Montgomery issued ball, and hands it to Hootie 2.0

Fuckin' Mr. Big Unit! What a guy!

Oh, and...20 years later! Fuck you Griffey! What a dick. Literally went to all 3 games with one agenda is a little kid and you signed ZERO AUTOGRAPHS.

I have an autographed Junior ball, but you can't have it. HOOTIE 2.0 LOSES AGAIN!!!

cmh6476
10-14-2014, 10:26 PM
Frank white story

I coached little league baseball for 10 years. I got a call from the league office if I would add a kid to my team. The parent had heard that our team believed in positive reinforcement and the best players played. They wanted to get on my team. No tryout, no names or even what their level of play was. I said no. A couple of days later a coach asked me why I turned down Frank Whites kid on my team? I had no clue it was Frank Whites kid.

I called the league the next morning and Frank Whites kid was on our team. He had no talent but was a fantastic teammate and a great kid. Of course I told Frank he was welcome to help with the team, work with his son any time. He said he would be a distraction and wanted the kids to be the focus. He did teach me one fun drill to practice fundamentals,

He came came to about 80% of the games. Usually he stayed in the background but still cheered like any other parent. Brought snacks like every parent, was nice to people who recognize him but when it became a distraction, he would go to his car. I told him to come to the dugout if people bugged him too much. He never did.

He was as nice as he could be. Great parent to have on the team.

I coach a kid named after superman

Hammock Parties
10-14-2014, 10:26 PM
fuckin' hootie man

don't drink too much nor drive one inch

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:28 PM
I have an autographed Junior ball, but you can't have it. HOOTIE 2.0 LOSES AGAIN!!!

Oh. Don't worry man. When I was 12 and in little league. I brought the "big unit" ball with me to play catch. This, again, is not a joke. Muddy outside. Buddy chucks it to me on a hop, gets it all muddy...

I say, "fuck it!"

Chuck it into the woods. 1997. No joke.

He was like..."wtf!"

Just never really cared about autographs. What do they mean? I stood next to my favorite football player in the world as a 14 year old (Tony Gonzalez) at the airport wearing a Gonzalez jersey...I never acknowledged him, and he surely didn't give a fuck about me. Valueless.

The memories mean something. Getting the signatures? Nah. I'll never encourage my kids (if that happens) to get those. Watching the games and remembering THESE MOMENTS are what counts.

I'll never forget THIS TEAM for the rest of my life.

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:29 PM
****in' hootie man

don't drink too much nor drive one inch

I got drunk to calm the nerves tonight, in my living room...

and, until we clinch

this is the best fucking day of my life

CaliforniaChief
10-14-2014, 10:30 PM
LMAO Hootie you are killing me tonight. LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2014, 10:30 PM
Oh. Don't worry man. When I was 12 and in little league. I brought the "big unit" ball with me to play catch. This, again, is not a joke. Muddy outside. Buddy chucks it to me on a hop, gets it all muddy...

I say, "fuck it!"

Chuck it into the woods. 1997. No joke.

He was like..."wtf!"

Just never really cared about autographs. What do they mean? I stood next to my favorite football player in the world as a 14 year old (Tony Gonzalez) at the airport wearing a Gonzalez jersey...I never acknowledged him, and he surely didn't give a fuck about me. Valueless.

The memories mean something. Getting the signatures? Nah. I'll never encourage my kids (if that happens) to get those. Watching the games and remembering THESE MOMENTS are what counts.

I'll never forget THIS TEAM for the rest of my life.

Dude, Tony is/was a fucking asshole. I got his autograph at 15, but only because Mike Stock literally MADE him come back and sign my hat. Oh, Warren Moon signed it that day too. #datingmyself

cosmo20002
10-14-2014, 10:31 PM
Frank white story



He was as nice as he could be. Great parent to have on the team.

I've been around him a few times and he's always been very nice and accommodating to fans. But he really seems to have a thing about being underappreciated by current ownership or something.

Hammock Parties
10-14-2014, 10:31 PM
and some swine wanted hootie banned

for shame

Strongside
10-14-2014, 10:33 PM
Jason Sudeikis.

PornChief
10-14-2014, 10:33 PM
Nelson Mandeadla

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:34 PM
LMAO Hootie you are killing me tonight. LMAO

dude

people were questioning my allegiances in the Cards official thread the other day

but I have SO MANY Royals AT THE K stories it's not even funny

it helps that my Dad was a single father to three kids and he was a cheap guy and the best entertainment he liked to provide us was free Royals tickets because we fucking sucked so bad and he got them from his work like every day

I probably got about 150 baseball from age 4-10 and that's not even an understatement

I almost made the play of my life as a 16 year old when Jeremy Giambi turned on a ball down the right field line...fucking front row...everyone backed off...I stuck my hand out to catch it...

BOOM!

CHOKE!

HITS HAND

HITS LADY NEXT TO ME

LANDS IN HER POPCORN

My hand hurts...

she gets ball

I literally choked on 4 foul balls in my life at the K

finally snagged one at...US fucking Cellular

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2014, 10:34 PM
I fucked myself out of tickets to the game tomorrow, but I'm going to pay to park and listen. It's over after tomorrow. Baltimore ain't showing up.

Gonzo
10-14-2014, 10:35 PM
It doesn't matter. Time to sweep up.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-14-2014, 10:35 PM
dude

people were questioning my allegiances in the Cards official thread the other day

but I have SO MANY Royals AT THE K stories it's not even funny

it helps that my Dad was a single father to three kids and he was a cheap guy and the best entertainment he liked to provide us was free Royals tickets because we fucking sucked so bad and he got them from his work like every day

I probably got about 150 baseball from age 4-10 and that's not even an understatement

I almost made the play of my life as a 16 year old when Jeremy Giambi turned on a ball down the right field line...fucking front row...everyone backed off...I stuck my hand out to catch it...

BOOM!

CHOKE!

HITS HAND

HITS LADY NEXT TO ME

LANDS IN HER POPCORN

My hand hurts...

she gets ball

I literally choked on 4 foul balls in my life at the K

finally snagged one at...US fucking Cellular

What's cool about that is I have a foul ball from earlier this season in my car. It's been there all year.

BigRedChief
10-14-2014, 10:38 PM
dude

people were questioning my allegiances in the Cards official thread the other dayPut down that bong. Your a well known Royal homer.

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:38 PM
I'm going to Vegas on November 9th

saved like 2K to go

Wish I didn't

would rather be at the K

This is ... wow. I will always regret I wasn't there during MNF / WC game. Fans did us proud.

Hammock Parties
10-14-2014, 10:39 PM
how DARE anyone ever attempt to deprive this forum of hootie's manic ranting stories about george brett

http://i.imgur.com/dxYbc.gif

Hootie
10-14-2014, 10:42 PM
Put down that bong. Your a well known Royal homer.

Love 'em, man. But I am a Cubs fan. I just don't see how that makes me a bad person. When I was 3 years old my parents divorced and my mom moved to Illinois and my dad got transferred to Kansas. All of my formative years were spent in Kansas while I spent summers in Illinois.

I hate bandwagon fans and I hate that some people think I'd ever do something like that. I would never. I'm a ****ing Chiefs fan for crying out loud.

The Cubs are my 2nd favorite team and I share it with my stepdad. It means a lot. He was a great influence in my life growing up and he really got me into the Cubs.

But, you know, ever since MLB.TV I've done nothing but root for the Royals. It's the Chiefs influence in my life.

It feels SO ****ING GOOD cheering for a team that fails so long and FINALLY breaks through.

Cardinals fans can't feel this right now. They win every year. They expect it.

This?

This is unbelievable.

ROYALS AND CUBS FAN IN CASE THAT POST WASN'T CLEAR.

WilliamTheIrish
10-14-2014, 10:43 PM
Dane Iorge.

wazu
10-14-2014, 11:42 PM
Frank White should be brought in to throw out first pitch of WS Game 1.

cosmo20002
10-14-2014, 11:47 PM
Dane Iorge.

Save him for the next round.

cosmo20002
10-14-2014, 11:49 PM
Charlie Liebrandt won game 7 of the 2005 ALCS. (although he lost game 4)I'm just spitballin' here.

Frank White is really the only guy who would bring the house down.

Him or Steve Balboni.
I loved Balboni.

cosmo20002
10-14-2014, 11:54 PM
On the Royals website it says first pitch: "The Crow Family"

Huh? Aaron Crow? Sheryl Crow? WTF is The Crow Family?

Hammock Parties
10-14-2014, 11:54 PM
Can we dim the stadium lights real low, put a ball on the mound, have a seance, and see if DT or Lamar get all poltergeist on us?

wazu
10-14-2014, 11:58 PM
Can we dim the stadium lights real low, put a ball on the mound, have a seance, and see if DT or Lamar get all poltergeist on us?

I don't want anybody associated with the Chiefs anywhere near a playoff game.

007
10-15-2014, 12:03 AM
Sure wish I could somehow be a part of this. damn work.

007
10-15-2014, 12:03 AM
I don't want anybody associated with the Chiefs anywhere near a playoff game.

Yeah, I have to agree with this.

eDave
10-15-2014, 12:34 AM
OH I KNOW

GEORGE

FUCKING

BRETT

!!!!!

Save Brett for The Series.

crazycoffey
10-15-2014, 02:31 AM
Someone who can pull off a legit Dan Quesenberry

TIED5573
10-15-2014, 02:48 AM
Don Denkinger

Archie F. Swin
10-15-2014, 04:53 AM
katie horner or jason whitlock or Clint in Wichita

loochy
10-15-2014, 05:14 AM
Jim "bignose" Eisenreich

Archie F. Swin
10-15-2014, 05:17 AM
Jonathan Sanchez

Eleazar
10-15-2014, 05:43 AM
Sabes - he's been at the games

wazu
10-15-2014, 06:41 AM
Save Brett for The Series.

Brett was last night.

ChiTown
10-15-2014, 06:42 AM
Nefi Perez

007
10-15-2014, 06:48 AM
The question was already answered of who it would be by Cosmo.
On the Royals website it says first pitch: "The Crow Family"

Huh? Aaron Crow? Sheryl Crow? WTF is The Crow Family?

Fairplay
10-15-2014, 06:59 AM
bruiser

Fairplay
10-15-2014, 07:02 AM
Frank white story

I coached little league baseball for 10 years. I got a call from the league office if I would add a kid to my team. The parent had heard that our team believed in positive reinforcement and the best players played. They wanted to get on my team. No tryout, no names or even what their level of play was. I said no. A couple of days later a coach asked me why I turned down Frank Whites kid on my team? I had no clue it was Frank Whites kid.

I called the league the next morning and Frank Whites kid was on our team. He had no talent but was a fantastic teammate and a great kid. Of course I told Frank he was welcome to help with the team, work with his son any time. He said he would be a distraction and wanted the kids to be the focus. He did teach me one fun drill to practice fundamentals,

He came came to about 80% of the games. Usually he stayed in the background but still cheered like any other parent. Brought snacks like every parent, was nice to people who recognize him but when it became a distraction, he would go to his car. I told him to come to the dugout if people bugged him too much. He never did.

He was as nice as he could be. Great parent to have on the team.

That's a good story BRC, everything I've heard about Frank over the years is that man is a top notch person on and off the field.

Hootie
10-15-2014, 07:13 AM
That was kind of a dick thing to say. Great story minus the "kid had no talent."

DanT
10-15-2014, 07:13 AM
1980 ALCS MVP Frank White!
They need to kiss and make up with Frank and have him do it.

That would be great!

BigRedChief
10-15-2014, 08:16 AM
That was kind of a dick thing to say. Great story minus the "kid had no talent."He had no talent. He couldn't even break our starting line up. The baseball genes were not passed down. But, he was a great smart kid. I'm sure he is going to be successful in life, just not on the baseball field.

Molitoth
10-15-2014, 08:19 AM
I agree with the Frank White sentiment. That would just be tits.

Or...
Paul Splittorff's family.
Dick Howser's family.
Dan Quisenberry's family.

Sung Woo parachuting from a helicopter.
Hootie 2.0 catching one with his face from GFHB.

Or how about this....Jeffrey Maier. LMAO

lol awesome

Titty Meat
10-15-2014, 08:37 AM
George Brett is a faggot how can anyone like that asshole?

loochy
10-15-2014, 08:47 AM
George Brett is a pillowbitergot how can anyone like that asshole?

I know, right? What kind of idiot would like the best player in Royals history?

Steron
10-15-2014, 08:48 AM
Guthrie

Titty Meat
10-15-2014, 08:49 AM
I know, right? What kind of idiot would like the best player in Royals history?

HE'S GREAT AT BASEBALL IGNORE THE FACT HES A SHITTY HUMAN!

I think they call those people peasants.

ChiTown
10-15-2014, 08:52 AM
Guthrie

Only if he wears a t-shirt that reads:

FUCK THE ORIOLES AND THEIR VAG-LIKE FANS!

loochy
10-15-2014, 08:52 AM
HE'S GREAT AT BASEBALL IGNORE THE FACT HES A SHITTY HUMAN!

I think they call those people peasants.

dude, everyone is a shitty human

Pitt Gorilla
10-15-2014, 08:53 AM
luc robitaille

Titty Meat
10-15-2014, 08:53 AM
dude, everyone is a shitty human

You aren't.

WhawhaWhat
10-15-2014, 08:55 AM
1980 ALCS MVP Frank White!
They need to kiss and make up with Frank and have him do it.

Frank said he isn't coming back after he was let go from the TV gig. Of course that changed when someone gave him free crown seat tickets.

cosmo20002
10-15-2014, 08:56 AM
George Brett is a pillowbitergot how can anyone like that asshole?

He was good at playing baseball.

KCUnited
10-15-2014, 08:56 AM
Sidney Ponson

BlackHelicopters
10-15-2014, 08:56 AM
Bring together the heads of the Five Families

loochy
10-15-2014, 08:56 AM
You aren't.

I am.

Surprise!

WhawhaWhat
10-15-2014, 08:57 AM
George Brett is a pillowbiter how can anyone like that asshole?

They scored some free cocaine from him in the 80s.

cosmo20002
10-15-2014, 09:00 AM
Frank said he isn't coming back after he was let go from the TV gig. Of course that changed when someone gave him free crown seat tickets.

Not sure what you are referencing there.
I know he said he's done with the team as long as current ownership is there, but it doesn't seem like free tickets to a baseball game would be such a big deal to him.

WhawhaWhat
10-15-2014, 09:01 AM
Not sure what you are referencing there.
I know he said he's done with the team as long as current ownership is there, but it doesn't seem like free tickets to a baseball game would be such a big deal to him.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article2175965.html

cosmo20002
10-15-2014, 09:10 AM
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article2175965.html

Ah, I thought you meant the team gave him tickets. Well, nice to know he'll at least step foot in the place.

It would just be cool if he did the first pitch. The crowd would go nuts. Maybe if they make the WS they can work something out. If the team wants to honor him like that, he should let them.

Steron
10-15-2014, 09:12 AM
Sidney Ponson

LMAO

gblowfish
10-15-2014, 09:13 AM
If they would pick Frank White, that would be awesome. If not, let Denny Matthews do it.

gblowfish
10-15-2014, 09:14 AM
Sidney Pondscum is a good pick too...

stevieray
10-15-2014, 09:15 AM
Home Run Elvis!

seriously though, FW would be way cool.

tyton75
10-15-2014, 09:17 AM
Morgana

WilliamTheIrish
10-15-2014, 09:19 AM
I'd also love to see AO toss one out.

Losing him in the first inning of game 1 of the ALCS in 1976 changed that series completely.

Archie F. Swin
10-15-2014, 09:31 AM
Home Run Elvis!

seriously though, FW would be way cool.

you mean....?
http://worldonline.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2006/03/28/CUBS_ROYALS_bw_sports_t440.jpg?9e2a24ba44807f8f9b96aad7c4082bf6ded075dc

Old Dog
10-15-2014, 11:20 AM
Frank for game one of the World Series is what I want to see

scho63
10-15-2014, 12:14 PM
THIS GUY!!!

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/01/22/14_116897927_wide-9cb6619ac6a2b83c14e4b6ccfd2f3ea79ebc9dfa.jpg?s=6

Dayze
10-15-2014, 12:17 PM
Katy Perry. Naked. Or Sasha Gray. I'm good with either.

KChiefs1
10-15-2014, 12:18 PM
Frank White

wazu
10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
Katy Perry. Naked. Or Sasha Gray. I'm good with either.

I would think Lorde is on the wish list.

loochy
10-15-2014, 01:56 PM
If the Royals make the World Series, they should bust out this:

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/973/956/51904074_display_image.jpg?1306732088

Powder blue on powder blue!

Dayze
10-15-2014, 01:57 PM
I would think Lorde is on the wish list.
Who dat?
/off to Google

J Diddy
10-15-2014, 01:59 PM
Zach Greinke.


I mean we kind of owe him don't we?

CaliforniaChief
10-15-2014, 02:00 PM
I still think Jeffrey Maier would have been the capstone.

Bufkin
10-15-2014, 02:02 PM
Robin Williams. Hilarious comedian who is known for getting his standup career started in downtown Kansas City. Stanford's Comedy Club was one of his first gigs in 76, and he performed at the KC improv a short time later.

Just an idea.

J Diddy
10-15-2014, 02:10 PM
Robin Williams. Hilarious comedian who is known for getting his standup career started in downtown Kansas City. Stanford's Comedy Club was one of his first gigs in 76, and he performed at the KC improv a short time later.

Just an idea.

I heard his pitching arm is a little stiff now.

Dayze
10-15-2014, 02:10 PM
?