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Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 06:58 PM
talk about it

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:00 PM
eat boogers

Buns
10-15-2014, 07:00 PM
Bunz

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:02 PM
I got caught once, in grade school, eating a big bugger. By the girl I was crushing on.

redfan
10-15-2014, 07:02 PM
OUTSTAJDITKG PRIVAteGErte

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:06 PM
Can those of us who are super motherfucking high join in this thread? Cause I am super motherfucking high right now.

redfan
10-15-2014, 07:07 PM
Can those of us who are super mother****ing high join in this thread? Cause I am super mother****ing high right now.

This is also acceptable in this forum.

Lonewolf Ed
10-15-2014, 07:10 PM
I am not drunk, but very happy. I was told I *could* have a beer during my chemo week but it might mess with me so I avoid it until my off week. Tonight, however, I had one shot of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout because this IS a very SPECIAL OCCASION! Fugg you, cancer, I had a sip of beer anyway. :thumb:

Johnny Vegas
10-15-2014, 07:11 PM
talk about it

what? that yer teh gehy?

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:12 PM
I am not drunk, but very happy. I was told I *could* have a beer during my chemo week but it might mess with me so I avoid it until my off week. Tonight, however, I had one shot of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout because this IS a very SPECIAL OCCASION! Fugg you, cancer, I had a sip of beer anyway. :thumb:

Ed, if I may, have there been discussions about marijuana as you move through this? Genuinely curious.

Buzz
10-15-2014, 07:13 PM
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eDave
10-15-2014, 07:14 PM
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Ah, college. The last time the Royals won the WS.

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:14 PM
I am not drunk, but very happy. I was told I *could* have a beer during my chemo week but it might mess with me so I avoid it until my off week. Tonight, however, I had one shot of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout because this IS a very SPECIAL OCCASION! Fugg you, cancer, I had a sip of beer anyway. :thumb:

ed, you daman! keep fighting brotha! u have friends here uv never met! keep pushing forward !

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:15 PM
I became a fish keeper recently. Very enjoyable.

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:15 PM
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is that c walking?

Easy 6
10-15-2014, 07:16 PM
The op is just stupid enough to earn my drunken approval... **** YOU, whoever you may be and for whatever dumbassery you may or may not have perpetrated.

I'm drinking vodka, why aren't the rest of you morons, hmmm?

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:17 PM
I'm drinking vodka, why aren't the rest of you morons, hmmm?

That's a bad hangover for me. THE worst.

Tribal Warfare
10-15-2014, 07:18 PM
Tyler Bray

Lonewolf Ed
10-15-2014, 07:18 PM
Ed, if I may, have there been discussions about marijuana as you move through this? Genuinely curious.

Yes, a few. My brother lives in the Denver area, having recently moved there from Texas, and he is a Chiefs fan by the way. If the wacky tabacky is something that I end up needing, I can go visit him and not have to worry about the lawman. I never EVER had a good experience with that stuff back in my teens, but I heard there is some of the medical stuff that has no THC, and that was the bad part of it for me!

Lonewolf Ed
10-15-2014, 07:19 PM
The op is just stupid enough to earn my drunken approval... **** YOU, whoever you may be and for whatever dumbassery you may or may not have perpetrated.

I'm drinking vodka, why aren't the rest of you morons, hmmm?

Vodka always gave me heartburn, so I turned my back on it Klingon-style!

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:21 PM
Tyler Bray

keep going...

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:22 PM
Yes, a few. My brother lives in the Denver area, having recently moved there from Texas, and he is a Chiefs fan by the way. If the wacky tabacky is something that I end up needing, I can go visit him and not have to worry about the lawman. I never EVER had a good experience with that stuff back in my teens, but I heard there is some of the medical stuff that has no THC, and that was the bad part of it for me!

Thanks for the reply man. It won't cure shit but will make all things cancer feel better.

I suspect the bad experience was paranoia. That's kind of a pointless fear now, don't you think?

I look up to you Ed.

Tribal Warfare
10-15-2014, 07:23 PM
keep going...

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GloryDayz
10-15-2014, 07:23 PM
Here's the test.......Am I a 10 yet?

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:24 PM
rep

Mr_Tomahawk
10-15-2014, 07:24 PM
Here's the test.......Am I a 10 yet?

ur an "M".

bingo

GloryDayz
10-15-2014, 07:25 PM
ur an "M".

bingo

Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm good?

Lonewolf Ed
10-15-2014, 07:26 PM
Thanks for the reply man. It won't cure shit but will make all things cancer feel better.

I suspect the bad experience was paranoia. That's kind of a pointless fear now, don't you think?

I look up to you Ed.

I think a lot of what had me about to pass out today was the bench I was on reminded me exactly of the one I sat on when I had blood drawn back in March and about went down for the ten count, too, and a nurse walked by and asked the one about to stick me if she had one inch needles and the nurse said yes, and showed her the one I was about to get jabbed with and commented on how sharp it was.

This all came from my subconscious, and the little bastard is unruly, can't understand any sort of logic or reason, and does not seem to care if it embarrasses us.

No, I am not Gollum.

eDave
10-15-2014, 07:28 PM
... a nurse walked by and asked the one about to stick me if she had one inch needles and the nurse said yes, and showed her the one I was about to get jabbed with and commented on how sharp it was.

Nice bedside manner there.

Easy 6
10-15-2014, 07:35 PM
That's a bad hangover for me. THE worst.

That's because you're made of lady parts, like huge, gaping cavity way... and I mean that in the most respectful way possible...

\ but yeah, its the least bad for me, the liquor I should do well with, the liquor of my ancestors which is whiskey, is terrible for me.

I remain convinced that whisky is terrible for me in ways "the clears" aren't... namely that I don't want to either...

a) fight with any and everyone

or

b) get super sick with, any of the clears.

A few Jack and Cokes works, but trying for a real buzz with it is doomed to failure.

Lonewolf Ed
10-15-2014, 07:41 PM
Nice bedside manner there.

She even slapped me a few times when I was seeing spots and sweating all the way down into my socks. I did it myself a few times, but much harder. Didn't help. Once she brought a stool over, I propped up my feet, and then leaned a little sideways onto the armrest and I began to recover quickly. Next time, I will tell them to take me where I can lie down and then have them jab that needle into my chest. It was not a pain thing, either. I barely felt anything at all. She told me she'd jab me in 3,2,1... there, all done. I looked at her and said she didn't really stick me and she said, yep, she did. She was telling the truth. I wish all my shots and needle jabs were like that one, save for what came afterwards. Stupid subconscious...

Saccopoo
10-15-2014, 07:42 PM
The op is just stupid enough to earn my drunken approval... **** YOU, whoever you may be and for whatever dumbassery you may or may not have perpetrated.

I'm drinking vodka, why aren't the rest of you morons, hmmm?

Alcohol lowers testosterone production.

I need more back hair.

Buzz
10-15-2014, 07:50 PM
This is why I stick to beer.

Lzen
10-15-2014, 07:50 PM
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ROFL ROFL

Lzen
10-15-2014, 07:51 PM
is that c walking?

I have been that drunk. Been a long time, though. :D

Easy 6
10-15-2014, 11:27 PM
Alcohol lowers testosterone production.

I need more back hair.

Not for ME it doesnt, PUNK.

For every shot of vodka I take my sperm warriors arm wrestle each other until someones radius and ulna snaps in half... PUNK.

Prove I'm lying, I dare you... if my left nut had any more hair it'd step in for that wispy Beiber 'stache you desperately try to cultivate, PUNK.

Rasputin
10-15-2014, 11:35 PM
I got caught once, in grade school, eating a big bugger. By the girl I was crushing on.



A kid in my 5th grade class would stick a bugger on his desk before recess, then after recess eat it.

Was most grossest kid ever.

He also got beat up a lot growing up.

TimBone
10-16-2014, 02:15 AM
Why in the fuck are y'all spelling booger wrong?

Hammock Parties
10-16-2014, 02:22 AM
Working on a Royals video you sick cunts.

007
10-16-2014, 02:33 AM
Working on a Royals video you sick cunts.

Then why are you posting right now. GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

Cannibal
10-16-2014, 03:21 AM
Can those of us who are super motherfucking high join in this thread? Cause I am super motherfucking high right now.

I'm jealous, bro.

Cannibal
10-16-2014, 03:22 AM
Working on a Royals video you sick cunts.

Oh you son of a bitch.

Hammock Parties
10-16-2014, 03:23 AM
Oh you son of a bitch.

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