-- Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating au-gratin potatoes off a sheet pan??

[Simply Red]

Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating a whole sheet-pan of cheesy au-gratin potatoes 'untensil-less' in front of your Wife &/or Lady friend for $1,800.00 cash?



I'm asking for a friend of mine.

[Rasputin]

For $1,800.00 sure could use the cash a week with out a job sucks.

[Bufkin]

For 1,800 bucks, I'll masturbate to anything. I'm talking Roseanne Barr sticking a straw up her coinpurse and queefing in it while a butt naked Colin Powell sucks it out. A-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

[Simply Red]

For $1,800.00 sure could use the cash a week with out a job sucks.



cool, I'm asking for a friend.

[Rasputin]

That's more than I would make in a month anyways. Fuckmylife.

[Lonewolf Ed]

It costs about that much for my doctor to smile at me.

[Dave Lane]

That doesn't seem nice.

[Simply Red]

It costs about that much for my doctor to smile at me.

:LOL:

[Simply Red]

That doesn't seem nice.

asking for a friend.

[listopencil]

Would you be able to use sexy magazines, or would your s/o be able to help you along? Or are we talking eye contact with Andy the whole time and she's just there to make it more embarrassing?

[Rasputin]

Andy Reid's not going share any of those cheesy au-gratin potatoes.

[Simply Red]

Would you be able to use sexy magazines, or would your s/o be able to help you along? Or are we talking eye contact with Andy the whole time and she's just there to make it more embarrassing?

Full eye contact with him the whole time.

[Chromatic]

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[RealSNR]

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[Simply Red]

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http://i.imgur.com/H7aRXvN.gif

[Rasputin]

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[Rasputin]

http://i.imgur.com/H7aRXvN.gif

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[Hammock Parties]

Masturbation is a sin.

So, no.

I am a clean young lad.

[Chromatic]

Masturbation is a sin.

So, no.

I am a clean young lad.

http://i.imgur.com/ArBsbwT.gif

[listopencil]

Full eye contact with him the whole time.

Would you get to eat some of the potatoes or do you just have to watch him eat them?
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[Rasputin]

asking for a friend.



You know what kind of money can be made for your "friend" via blackmail on one HC Andy Reid? Is the GF/SO going take pictures?

[listopencil]

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It moved.
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[Rasputin]

Andy Reid's not going share any of those cheesy au-gratin potatoes.

Would you get to eat some of the potatoes or do you just have to watch him eat them?
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[listopencil]

.

I think that might be a deal breaker.
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[Simply Red]

...asking for a friend.

[Rasputin]

I may have to make this for game day.

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/cheesy%20au-gratin%20potatos" target="_blank"><img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b387/katdoggus/Recepies/REC1-3.jpg" border="0" alt="cheesy au-gratin potatos photo: cheesy picante potatos REC1-3.jpg"/></a>

[J Diddy]

Yes.

In all fairness, I masturbate to Au Gratin potatoes every chance I get.

[TimBone]

Before I decide, I'll need to see the recipe, and know what Andy is wearing.

[Rasputin]

Before I decide, I'll need to see the recipe, and know what Andy is wearing.



You don't get to eat the food. That is all for Andy & he would just slap your hand if you try to get some or just eat you for getting your fingers too close.


I'm sure he would wear something red maybe silk red shirt IDK it's Simply Reds friends fantasy.

[chiefs1111]

au-gratin potatoes suck

[J Diddy]

au-gratin potatoes suck

Shut your whore mouth.

[Rasputin]

au-gratin potatoes suck



So put you down as a "no" to the question?

[TimBone]

You don't get to eat the food. That is all for Andy & he would just slap your hand if you try to get some or just eat you for getting your fingers too close.

Yes, but some recipes are far more visually appealing than others.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Full eye contact with him the whole time.


You actually think Andy's gonna look up from those potatoes? You're gonna be staring at the top of his head the whole time.

[Cheater5]

Special request; may they be of the MRE variety? And may I use bug spray as lubricant?

[007]

Who cums up with this shit?

[ChiliConCarnage]

I luurvvee cheesy au gratin potatoes

http://i.imgur.com/pQYaVqp.gif

[Rasputin]

Who cums up with this shit?



Simply Red "Friend"

He is asking for a friend.

[Perineum Ripper]

Is Ried making any type of moans or anything besides the sounds of a pig while he inhales the potatoes..my friend is asking because if no moans no cums

[Coochie liquor]

Where is the baby batter going? On the potatoes, or on my wife? Can you hurry and get it over with or do you gotta make it last until the potatoes are gone? Important info before saying yes!!

[Baby Lee]

Where is the baby batter going? On the potatoes, or on my wife? Can you hurry and get it over with or do you gotta make it last until the potatoes are gone? Important info before saying yes!!

Hurry people!! He's in his vinegar strokes.

[MTG#10]

Who says I haven't already?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Only if I can do "The stranger". I need the money...

[ptlyon]

God, there's some really sick, twisted fucks on here.

I love it.

[Dayze]

I luurvvee cheesy au gratin potatoes

http://i.imgur.com/pQYaVqp.gif

LMAO

[In58men]

I probably would, I can always use some extra cash. I would be able to finish faster if he put ketchup on them.

[gblowfish]

What the Hell is WRONG with you people??????

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[3rd Quarter 38-10]

Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating a whole sheet-pan of cheesy au-gratin potatoes 'untensil-less' in front of your Wife &/or Lady friend for $1,800.00 cash?



I'm asking for a friend of mine.

It is not possible. I don't think anyone can masterbate that fast. Even if you are quick, Andy could probably finish 4-5 pans of cheesy au-gratin potatoes before you could finish.

[Buehler445]

Switch it out for a Super Bowl in, and I am FUCKING IN!

[Baby Lee]

God, there's some really sick, twisted fucks on here.

I love it.

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Forget it Jake, it's Simply Red.

[Simply Red]

http://byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/500full.jpg.gif

Forget it Jake, it's Simply Red.

Please answer/reply to my PM at your earliest 'designated' convenience!

[BlackHelicopters]

Will the event be televised?

[Baby Lee]

Please answer/reply to my PM at your earliest 'designated' convenience!

How can one knock masturbation? It's sex with someone I love.

[MMXcalibur]

Wait, you guys haven't done this already for free?

[Baby Lee]

http://d.justpo.st/images/2013/11/bf14e72dcc3c907453000d7ce471281b.gif

[Coochie liquor]

It is not possible. I don't think anyone can masterbate that fast. Even if you are quick, Andy could probably finish 4-5 pans of cheesy au-gratin potatoes before you could finish.

You must not have read the thread about the 100 orgasm a day guy. Could be a tight competition!

[Baby Lee]

You must not have read the thread about the 100 orgasm a day guy. Could be a tight competition!

http://www.hollywood27.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Dodgeball-movie-dodge-a-wrench.gif

If I can cum to my dead dad, I can cum to fat Andy!!

[LoneWolf]

Just did a google image search for "au-gratin masturbation" and guess what image popped up.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6523_309.gif

[Baby Lee]

Just did a google image search for "au-gratin masturbation" and guess what image popped up.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6523_309.gif

ROFL

[Coochie liquor]

ROFL

Oh-no. Somewhere Eraserhead is rolling over in his grauten, err.... I mean grave

[teedubya]

Simply Ghey. NTTIAWWT :thailor:

[Saulbadguy]

Would I, or have I?

[Donger]

Is he naked or clothed?

[Donger]

And, is my wife actually in front of Reid consuming the potatoes, or am I just jerking it in front of my wife and Andy isn't in the same room?

[Baby Lee]

And, is my wife actually in front of Reid consuming the potatoes, or am I just jerking it in front of my wife and Andy isn't in the same room?

You're sitting in a triangle, knee to knee, to knee.

Spoo in the taters, or spoo in wifey's eye is dealer's choice.

[Sully]

You mean 'again,' right?

[58-4ever]

C'mon Junior!!!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd masturbate in the SBC parking lot for $1,800.00.

[Simply Red]

WOULD YOU MASTURBATE TO ANDY POURING 16 OUNCES OF NILLA WAFER BITS DREDGED IN MILK UNTIL SOGGY, ALL OVER HIS FACE? FOR 1,500.00/CASH...???

[Coochie liquor]

WOULD YOU MASTURBATE TO ANDY POURING 16 OUNCES OF NILLA WAFER BITS DREDGED IN MILK UNTIL SOGGY, ALL OVER HIS FACE? FOR 1,500.00/CASH...???

This for the same friend??

[Baby Lee]

WOULD YOU MASTURBATE TO ANDY POURING 16 OUNCES OF NILLA WAFER BITS DREDGED IN MILK UNTIL SOGGY, ALL OVER HIS FACE? FOR 1,500.00/CASH...???

Just set a general rule

Andy
In the room
Food involved in Reid's participation
Only person touching you is you
You touching your junk for pleasure
Release optional

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What do you do?

[gblowfish]

I'm afraid to ask you pervs what you'd do for a Klondike Bar....

[TLO]

I miss Simply Red

[listopencil]

I'm still unclear on the rules. Can someone create a depiction of the event using MS Paint?

[hometeam]

easiest 1800 bucks i ever made~

[Halfcan]

I miss Simply Red

? what happened to him

[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[Toby Waller]

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[BigRichard]

There is no way in hell I would do that for $1800 bucks. Now if Andy is jerking me while my wife is eating the potatoes, that is a completely different story.

[ModSocks]

For $1,800? You're goddamn right i would.

[Toby Waller]

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[Mennonite]

? what happened to him

Probably out somewhere with his "friend" spending his $1,800 dollars.

[Toby Waller]

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[seclark]

sure i would, and i don't even like potatoes.
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[Simply Red]

I don't know what was wrong with me - I'm glad I'm better now, though. Thanks!

[carcosa]

Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating a whole sheet-pan of cheesy au-gratin potatoes 'untensil-less' in front of your Wife &/or Lady friend for $1,800.00 cash?



I'm asking for a friend of mine.

Yes.

[TLO]

Yes.

Yes.

[TLO]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[carcosa]

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

[TLO]

Yes.

Yes.

[loochy]

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Posted via Mobile Device

[carcosa]

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Yes.

[TLO]

Yes.

[carcosa]

Yes.

[cooper barrett]

"Will women be watching me when I do?".. Louis CK




SR will do anything to get a thread to 100, even bump a 3 year old.... Geez

Stop it at 99 make SR bumpit.

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[BWillie]

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haha i want that shirt

[TLO]

At this point.... YES!

[carcosa]

At this point.... YES!

Me to!

[Titty Meat]

Yes and lick his ass after

[TLO]

Simply Red is attending to important affairs ATM, but he has asked that I bump this thread. He's wondering if yesterday's win may have changed any of the naysayers minds???

[SuperBowl4]

No

[TwistedChief]

That would only cost me $1,800? Uh, yes.

[Pitt Gorilla]

That would only cost me $1,800? Uh, yes.LMAO

[TLO]

Bumping this thread because I feel like it's better than the Kareem Hunt thread at the top of the page.

Thanks

[DJ's left nut]

To completion?

[Baby Lee]

Bumping this thread because I feel like it's better than the Kareem Hunt thread at the top of the page.

Thanks

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[carcosa]

Update: Yes.

[TLO]

To completion?

Dealers choice

[smithandrew051]

Wait I could’ve been getting paid?

[mabbott]

There is the saying $20 is $20.... $1800 is a bonus! lol

[TimeForWasp]

Please kill yourselves.

[TLO]

Please kill yourselves.

Woah woah woah woah woah...

[MMXcalibur]

Woah woah woah woah woah...

WHOA

[TambaBerry]

Already have

[gblowfish]

There's an old joke that goes something like this: "I found out today that you can visit the local sperm bank, make a donation and they'll pay you fifty bucks. Damn. I've let thousands of dollars slip through my fingers!"

[burt]

Even with gblowfish's great joke.....this thread is embarrassing.

[Pitt Gorilla]

That would only cost me $1,800? Uh, yes.

Still the best take in the thread.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating a whole sheet-pan of cheesy au-gratin potatoes 'untensil-less' in front of your Wife &/or Lady friend for $1,800.00 cash?



I'm asking for a friend of mine.

fuck yeah you get your checkbook Ill get a pen

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

I would ask Andy this question.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I would ask Andy this question.

You've officially become annoying. I'll be visiting with your Mom tonight.

[Pepe Silvia]

This thread is probably the funniest I’ve ever seen. I’m beet red from laughing and masturbating.

[T-post Tom]

I masturbate to SR food threads. SR inspires me.

[Cosmos]

Would you masturbate to Andy Reid eating a whole sheet-pan of cheesy au-gratin potatoes 'untensil-less' in front of your Wife &/or Lady friend for $1,800.00 cash?



I'm asking for a friend of mine.

Rep for thread title alone…:thumb:

[gblowfish]

Do they have threads like this over on Arrowhead Pride?

[cripple creek]

Masturbation is a sin.

So, no.

I am a clean young lad. if you don't sin... jesus died for nothing

[burt]

Why? Just why post a thread this stupid and juvenile? SR, you seem nice, I like you, but a stupid and embarrassing thread. Stupid and embarrassing should be left to Deberg.

[Simply Red]

I was drinking when this was created I'd imagine.

[burt]

I was drinking when this was created I'd imagine.

We've all been there. Well, most of us.

[carcosa]

Why? Just why post a thread this stupid and juvenile? SR, you seem nice, I like you, but a stupid and embarrassing thread. Stupid and embarrassing should be left to Deberg.

Actually this thread is smart and mature

[Titty Meat]

Hi

[Rainbarrel]

It can easily be sent to DC

[JohnnyHammersticks]

Threads like this confirm my suspicions that my house is bugged with hidden cameras.

[burt]

Invincibill is upset that I called ou this dumbassery... Guess he's a big fan of jacking off to Andy.

16295880: Why? Just why post a thread this stupid and juvenile? SR, you seem nice, I like you, but a stupid... Bad InvinciBill

[Rasputin]

I thought this thread went to the HOF. It should be.

[T-post Tom]

I thought this thread went to the HOF. It should be.

Yes! Some folks miss the subtle elegance of SR. Not me. The world may not be ready for everything that SR has to offer… but I am. Keep it coming you magnificent bastard. Hugs!

[Rasputin]

Yes! Some folks miss the subtle elegance of SR. Not me. The world may not be ready for everything that SR has to offer… but I am. Keep it coming you magnificent bastard. Hugs!

Same


He seems nice

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

I thought this thread went to the HOF. It should be.

Hence the bump. It deserves more recognition.

[Pepe Silvia]

You’re not going to believe this. I just got some brand new sheet pans.

[Baby Lee]

I was drinking when this was created I'd imagine.

And what was your friend of yours' condition at the time?

[Simply Red]

And what was your friend of yours' condition at the time?

intoxicated, I'm pretty sure of it.

[Rasputin]

Do I get to cum on the au-gratin potatoes?

Does Andy eat it? Or should I order a milk shake from Arby's and cum in it?



<img src="https://i2.wp.com/thewimpyvegetarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/with-breadcrumbs-800X1200-1.jpg" alt="Perfect Classic Potatoes Au Gratin (with Poblanos) - The Wimpy Vegetarian"/>
I would the whole thing

[Pitt Gorilla]

Any chance we could do party potatoes instead? I mean, if I have to pay the $1800, I'd like some say in the starch.

[Wisconsin_Chief]

I'll masturbate to Andy Reid anytime, anywhere, doing anything for no money whatsoever. That magnificent bastard took us all to football heaven, and he deserves every drop of semen we have to offer.

This thread rules.

[InvinciBill]

Time to put up or shut up

[FlaChief58]

Time to put up or shut up

Aaand I'm spent

[TLO]

I thought this thread went to the HOF. It should be.

Yes!

[Rasputin]

Think I'm going to fix au-gratin potatoes for the Super Bowl

[Wisconsin_Chief]

I never thought I could love a fat old man as much as I love Andy goddamn mother trucking Reid.

Love this dude, love love love you Andy!