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TinyEvel
10-19-2014, 06:13 PM
It's time to make good on your end of the deal.

Watch the replay. That ball was clearly blown away from the upright by a higher power.
So whatever you promised to do if Santos made it: stop drinking, be nice to your wife, be serious about school, recycle, stop masturbating, lay off drugs, etc. etc. etc. you'd better do it. It's only fair.

God clearly blew that ball in, and we're 3-3. It'll be a long season if you don't make good.
:D

Deberg_1990
10-19-2014, 06:13 PM
Praise Allah!

Sandy Vagina
10-19-2014, 06:14 PM
Thankful as all hell, but I will NOT stop masturbating, fool! :p

RealSNR
10-19-2014, 06:16 PM
The Chiefs blew a 28-point lead in the playoffs.

God gives not a single fuck about that Santos kick or your happiness as a Chiefs fan.

You may as well start worshipping Sorter/the Baphomet.

RINGLEADER
10-19-2014, 06:21 PM
Jihad!

Easy 6
10-19-2014, 06:27 PM
My confidence level was in the negative, thought it was OT for sure.

tomahawkchop25
10-19-2014, 06:32 PM
#sungwootakethewheel

Baby Lee
10-19-2014, 06:33 PM
The Illuminati rigged the ball with a carefully calibrated invisible tether to yank the ball between the uprights at the last moment, thereby providing maximum excitement for the drooling sheeple.

It's all laid out in the fine print of the back of $100 Federal Notes, if you would get off your lazy duff and check it.

This is simple math and science, people.

TinyEvel
10-19-2014, 06:35 PM
Thankful as all hell, but I will NOT stop masturbating, fool! :p

I promised to stop cutting ground-trembling farts in bed. Maybe tougher but less of a sacrafice.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-19-2014, 06:37 PM
That's awesome! I told the Lord I would buy a bunch of blow if he'd just blow that ball in. Someone's in the market for an 8 ball!

SAUTO
10-19-2014, 06:41 PM
That's awesome! I told the Lord I would buy a bunch of blow if he'd just blow that ball in. Someone's in the market for an 8 ball! people obviously have differing opinions on what constitutes "a bunch"

Hammock Parties
10-19-2014, 06:46 PM
I don't believe in god.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-19-2014, 06:48 PM
people obviously have differing opinions on what constitutes "a bunch"

You got the hook up? ;)

Jimmya
10-19-2014, 06:53 PM
Prayed hard from Texas!

Rain Man
10-19-2014, 06:57 PM
Can someone photoshop Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue so that his arms are up signaling a good field goal?

In58men
10-19-2014, 07:00 PM
:facepalm:

Hammock Parties
10-19-2014, 07:05 PM
Can someone photoshop Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue so that his arms are up signaling a good field goal?

http://i.imgur.com/T6myzp1.jpg

ChiefsLV
10-19-2014, 07:18 PM
Sacrelidge, Zeus is god.

Rain Man
10-19-2014, 07:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/T6myzp1.jpg

Okay, we need to start using this.

Pitt Gorilla
10-19-2014, 07:56 PM
Okay, we need to start using this.He also needs Mark Castle's cap, old guy's camera, and shades sliding to place (along with "deal with it'). Antifreeze and a burning aids tree wouldn't be bad touches either.

Prison Bitch
10-19-2014, 08:40 PM
I remember when people (incl kietzman) thought Lamar Hunt had a lot to do with our day we got into the playoffs 2006 incl the miss by Denver in another game


Nary a word said the next week when Tynes missed the 20 yarder vs Indy.

lewdog
10-19-2014, 09:25 PM
You guys are clearly being trolled.....and trolled SUPER HARD.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-19-2014, 10:06 PM
I don't believe in god.

But you will eat a bug

TimBone
10-20-2014, 11:07 AM
I think we need to thank Alex Smith for that kick going in. He knew how the kick was going to be and he knew the perfect yard line he needed to end the drive at in order for that ball to have enough time to veer back in between the uprights. He knew if he drove them any closer, that kick is wide.

That's a great QB.

Rain Man
10-20-2014, 11:11 AM
I think we need to thank Alex Smith for that kick going in. He knew how the kick was going to be and he knew the perfect yard line he needed to end the drive at in order for that ball to have enough time to veer back in between the uprights. He knew if he drove them any closer, that kick is wide.

That's a great QB.

That's a great point. I was complaining that they didn't move the ball any closer, but a shorter kick would've gone wide. I bet Alex and Andy knew that from watching warmups.

loochy
10-20-2014, 11:11 AM
Dave Lane disagrees with this and posts a picture of space to prove his point.

http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2014/06/sound_of_space.jpg

Pablo
10-20-2014, 11:13 AM
That's a great point. I was complaining that they didn't move the ball any closer, but a shorter kick would've gone wide. I bet Alex and Andy knew that from watching warmups.Yeah, it's like having a second coach on the field. So smart, that Alex. I think we can really attribute Santos' growth as a rookie to his leadership on and off the field. Just another reason we had to lock him up, these rookies need the guy!

KCUnited
10-20-2014, 11:16 AM
Loving the money we saved on Santos.

Pablo
10-20-2014, 11:17 AM
Loving the money we saved on Santos.Me too. You get your check in the mail on Friday?

I'm think about a nice Smith or Fisher jersey for my first purchase.

Decisions, decisions.

alpha_omega
10-20-2014, 11:17 AM
I love my team...but praying for a kicker to make a FG...no. There are more important things to pray for.

Glad he made the kick thought.

Pablo
10-20-2014, 11:19 AM
I prayed for chicken tacos for lunch.

And wouldn't you know, I had some leftovers in my fridge a little bit ago.

Chicken tacos for sure! He works in mysterious ways.

KCUnited
10-20-2014, 11:20 AM
Me too. You get your check in the mail on Friday?

I'm think about a nice Smith or Fisher jersey for my first purchase.

Decisions, decisions.

Eyeballin' a couple them $12 beers at the loudest stadium in world.

Pablo
10-20-2014, 11:21 AM
Eyeballin' a couple them $12 beers at the loudest stadium in world.No better way to spend your jack, Jack!

TimBone
10-20-2014, 11:23 AM
Me too. You get your check in the mail on Friday?

I'm think about a nice Smith or Fisher jersey for my first purchase.

Decisions, decisions.

ROFL

Kman34
10-20-2014, 01:02 PM
It's time to make good on your end of the deal.

Watch the replay. That ball was clearly blown away from the upright by a higher power.
So whatever you promised to do if Santos made it: stop drinking, be nice to your wife, be serious about school, recycle, stop masturbating, lay off drugs, etc. etc. etc. you'd better do it. It's only fair.

God clearly blew that ball in, and we're 3-3. It'll be a long season if you don't make good.
:D

Naw...The hole thing was rigged... All the fans on that side of the stadium blew real hard to make the ball go inside of the upright.. because they are Charger fans they were rewarded handsomely by the mob for their silence..;)

Frosty
10-20-2014, 01:08 PM
Naw...The hole thing was rigged... All the fans on that side of the stadium blew real hard to make the ball go inside of the upright.. because they are Charger fans they were rewarded handsomely by the mob for their silence..;)

Since they were Chargers fans, are you sure they didn't all suck from the other side?

Kman34
10-20-2014, 01:10 PM
Since they were Chargers fans, are you sure they didn't all suck from the other side?

Good point.....one side sucked other side blew...perfect combination...:D

sd4chiefs
10-20-2014, 01:22 PM
I wish I had Gods job. He gets all the credit when good things happen but no one blames him when bad things happen.

scho63
10-20-2014, 02:51 PM
If you look real hard you can see the image of Cairo Santos!!!

It's a miracle!!! o:-)


Dave Lane disagrees with this and posts a picture of space to prove his point.

http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2014/06/sound_of_space.jpg