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gblowfish
10-20-2014, 04:25 PM
I had some lovely people volunteer services to write up the "Ten Things" for me next week vs. the Rams. I'm going to be on the road, and may miss part of the game because of that. Thanks to you fine fellows who PM'ed me and offered to lend a hand. Really appreciate it, several of you could do an excellent job.

The guest host will be our very own Scho63.

I met Robert at Arrowhead last season before the KC-Giants game and he had a pregame beer with the lovely Mrs. Blowfish and me, and my good pal Mr. Doggity.

I haven't met many CPers personally, because I'm just not a big flesh presser and schmoozer. I prefer to interface with the CP through my writing. Robert was very kind to request a get together and meet since he came to KC all the way out from Northern Virginia. He's a good egg.

Robert is a fellow long suffering Chiefs fan, and he's been on this board for a long time. I value his opinion -same as I value the opinions of all of you who share your comments in the ten things threads over the years.

So please be as brutal, sharp shooting and soul crushing to Robert as you have been to me over the years.

Robert, let me be the first to say (even before Jasonsauto) that you are, indeed, an idiot, and haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Good luck and we'll all look forward to your Ten Things next Sunday!
Easy 6
10-20-2014, 04:29 PM
Direckshun just put you on his death list.
gblowfish
10-20-2014, 04:31 PM
I think Direkshun is a very astute writer writer and would do a fine job. SCHO63 and I have some history. But to Direkshun I say thanks for the offer, seriously. I appreciate the guys who would step up and cover for me. Appreciate it much.
bowener
10-20-2014, 04:54 PM
Why not 10 separate writers?
2bikemike
10-20-2014, 04:58 PM
Dudes got some big shoes to fill. I hope you find is report worthy when you get a chance to read it.

Congrats Scho63 Looking forward to seeing your cut.
LoneWolf
10-20-2014, 05:14 PM
I was actually hoping it was Direkshun. I was looking forward to his "Ten Things About Today's Game That I Learned from the Box Score Because I Haven't Watched the Game Yet."
Halfcan
10-20-2014, 05:25 PM
Congrats- I am sure it will turn out great!
Direckshun
10-20-2014, 05:27 PM
Direckshun just put you on his death list.

Ten Things I Will Use To Murder Gblowfish
Direckshun
10-20-2014, 05:28 PM
I was actually hoping it was Direkshun. I was looking forward to his "Ten Things About Today's Game That I Learned from the Box Score Because I Haven't Watched the Game Yet."

LMAO
SAUTO
10-20-2014, 05:32 PM
You already ruined it for me and didn't even write the goddamn list...
Bugeater
10-20-2014, 05:53 PM
I'm going to write my own list anyway. :harumph:
BullJunkandIron
10-20-2014, 05:58 PM
Watching the game is way overrated.
cosmo20002
10-20-2014, 06:01 PM
I think Direkshun is a very astute writer writer and would do a fine job. SCHO63 and I have some history. But to Direkshun I say thanks for the offer, seriously. I appreciate the guys who would step up and cover for me. Appreciate it much.

So is Direkshun banned from writing anything? Could he do a 9 Things list?
burt
10-20-2014, 06:03 PM
I'm doing a 9.5 things list...
cdcox
10-20-2014, 07:26 PM
Scho63 was a bold choice. Do you think he'll actually let you have your gig back once he has a taste of the glory?
Hog's Gone Fishin
10-20-2014, 07:35 PM
We're fucked !
Exoter175
10-20-2014, 08:31 PM
I was actually hoping it was Direkshun. I was looking forward to his "Ten Things About Today's Game That I Learned from the Box Score Because I Haven't Watched the Game Yet."

I laughed so hard at this. ROFL
Psyko Tek
10-20-2014, 10:40 PM
Why not 10 separate writers?

I could always write one thing about today's game, but i tend to drink heavily during KC games so it would become a code breaking exercise, usually , Charles needs more carries, and fucking catch the ball, or fucking wrapup, and Andy you fat fuck why did you call a pass there

I just wrote 4 things and the game ain't even happened
RealSNR
10-20-2014, 11:00 PM
You didn't like my audition tape?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=10740285&postcount=3468
007
10-20-2014, 11:44 PM
I'm going to write my own list anyway. :harumph:

Bet it will be non-existant.
J Diddy
10-20-2014, 11:51 PM
Who the fuck is scho63?
Direckshun
10-21-2014, 02:02 AM
I would like to be the first person to note that this is TOTALLY NEPOTISM.

And probably racism.
J Diddy
10-21-2014, 02:17 AM
I would like to be the first person to note that this is TOTALLY NEPOTISM.

And probably racism.

Let's not tip toe around the issue and call it what it is.

It's Georgism.
scho63
10-21-2014, 04:07 AM
OH MY GOD-THE PRESSURE!!!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-38Ls0sSt2qA/UMNq4I6R7VI/AAAAAAAAEpI/WL2VgYMLb24/s1600/438881-Cartoon-Nervous-Businessman-Biting-His-Nails-Poster-Art-Print.jpg

http://media1.giphy.com/media/MFR8ycs6Ss7pm/giphy.gif
gblowfish
10-21-2014, 09:00 AM
I was gonna go over to the DC section and ask BEP to write it, but she would have just written ten reasons why Obama is da debbil....

Scho63 will do just fine.
DMAC
10-21-2014, 09:24 AM
I was actually hoping it was Direkshun. I was looking forward to his "Ten Things About Today's Game That I Learned from the Box Score Because I Haven't Watched the Game Yet."

What a post to sum him up.

:clap: