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Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 02:47 PM
http://www.kitsapreport.com/colin-kaepernick-questionable-with-torn-labia/


Kaepernick’s emergency visit to the gynecologist on Saturday revealed startling damage to his labia, a visible portion of the vulva on a vagina. The injury has made his appearance at Lambeau Stadium tomorrow questionable.
Kaepernick was out with some girlfriends shopping for shoes late saturday afternoon when he noticed some spotting. He tweeted to his fans later that evening expressing his discomfort with the situation.
http://www.kitsapreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kap-tweet-300x145.png
Kaepernick, who grew up in Wisconsin is obviously upset about the possibility of sitting out Sunday. “I grew up idolizing Brett Favre. I had a poster of him on my wall that I would kiss every night before going to bed. The thought alone is devestating” he explained

Katipan
10-21-2014, 02:49 PM
It's not like the labia does anything. Maybe a mud flap? Seat cushion?

Eleazar
10-21-2014, 02:50 PM
"Lambeau Stadium", great troll.

Rain Man
10-21-2014, 02:56 PM
It's not like the labia does anything. Maybe a mud flap? Seat cushion?

Art doesn't have to serve a function, other than being nice to look at and sparking the imagination.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:04 PM
Art doesn't have to serve a function, other than being nice to look at and sparking the imagination.

I have often wondered about this but nice ones feel like your penis is going through a deluxe car wash

J Diddy
10-21-2014, 03:07 PM
It's not like the labia does anything. Maybe a mud flap? Seat cushion?

ROFL

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:09 PM
It's not like the labia does anything.

Its hard to trust your opinion after you denying the g-spot exists though

mikey23545
10-21-2014, 03:11 PM
I have often wondered about this but nice ones feel like your penis is going through a deluxe car wash

I thought it would be more like sliding into a nice greasy Arby's roast beef sammich.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:11 PM
NSFW

Labia Chart


Row 3 , Labia #4 looks.....interesting.....bling bling



http://ameliabishop.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/panel-2.jpg

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:12 PM
I thought it would be more like sliding into a nice greasy Arby's roast beef sammich.

which specimen # on the labia chart

ROFL


ROFL

loochy
10-21-2014, 03:12 PM
BAN BCUZ I THOT THIS WUZ REEL NEWZ

Katipan
10-21-2014, 03:15 PM
Art doesn't have to serve a function, other than being nice to look at and sparking the imagination.

So a modern labia would be shorn. An abstract labia would be pierced. An impressionist would cover it with a fig leaf, a transgender one pops at you and I'd like to think of mine as concept art.

And they do keep Pawnmower from falling in.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:18 PM
And they do keep Pawnmower from falling in.

"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

/katipans lovers

Katipan
10-21-2014, 03:19 PM
"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

/katipans lovers

"like recycling jokes just made"
/pawnmower

loochy
10-21-2014, 03:20 PM
"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

/katipans lovers

Whenever I hear that term I imagine some little kid throwing a hotdog down an elementary school hallway and hitting some little girl in the face. Her face then has a hotdog juice smear across it and she starts crying.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:21 PM
Whenever I hear that term I imagine some little kid throwing a hotdog down an elementary school hallway and hitting some little girl in the face. Her face then has a hotdog juice smear across it and she starts crying.

whats the other elementary one about popsicle stick and rubberbands or something

loochy
10-21-2014, 03:28 PM
whats the other elementary one about popsicle stick and rubberbands or something

i know not referring to you are what

Rain Man
10-21-2014, 03:41 PM
So a modern labia would be shorn. An abstract labia would be pierced. An impressionist would cover it with a fig leaf, a transgender one pops at you and I'd like to think of mine as concept art.

And they do keep Pawnmower from falling in.

There used to be all sorts of labia art styles, but most art forms died when Larry Flynt introduced the realism movement in the 1970s.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:42 PM
So a modern labia would be shorn.

you have hair on pussy lips?

Is that like dudes who get old and have hair growing out of their ears?

Bufkin
10-21-2014, 03:45 PM
"like recycling jokes just made"
/pawnmower
I think you both suck. Women shouldn't be allowed on football message boards.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:46 PM
I think you both suck. Women shouldn't be allowed on football message boards.

Thats not very nice

I used to think you were nice

loochy
10-21-2014, 03:46 PM
I think you both suck. Women shouldn't be allowed on football message boards.

I didn't know that Pawnmower was a chick

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:47 PM
I didn't know that Pawnmower was a chick

Yah

and I can find my g-spot

Bufkin
10-21-2014, 03:47 PM
Thats not very nice

I used to think you were nice
I like you now Pawnmower. I + repped you for the Royals and you didn't respond. That's okay though. Forgiveness is essential and I don't regret it.

I really do hate that one hag though with the Jesus avatar. Fuck her.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:48 PM
I like you now Pawnmower. I + repped you for the Royals and you didn't respond. That's okay though. Forgiveness is essential and I don't regret it.

I really do hate that one hag though with the Jesus avatar. **** her.

So youre mad because I didn't respond...

I am sorry I hurt you

It was unintended

****ING ROYALS YAH!

Bufkin
10-21-2014, 03:49 PM
So youre mad because I didn't respond...

I am sorry I hurt you

It was unintended

****ING ROYALS!
But you neg repped me right now. I plus repped you and you neg rep me. Can't you just accept my friendly notion? There's no sense in spreading anger. Together, we can make this place a better place.

J Diddy
10-21-2014, 03:51 PM
I think you both suck. Women shouldn't be allowed on football message boards.

Blumpkin

Katipan delivers a hot message.

Ease back up off her.

Bufkin
10-21-2014, 03:52 PM
Blumpkin

Katipan delivers a hot message.

Ease back up off her.
Is she hot?

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:53 PM
But you neg repped me right now. I plus repped you and you neg rep me. Can't you just accept my friendly notion? There's no sense in spreading anger. Together, we can make this place a better place.

I feel the love

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/6a0133ee099ada970b0147e278c1c5970b-800wi.jpg

Ima crank up the lionel richie and think of you while i find my g-spot

Bufkin
10-21-2014, 03:54 PM
http://musclemecca.com/imported-images/2008/11/Ellie035-1.jpg

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:54 PM
Blumpkin

Katipan delivers a hot message.


The message that the g-spot doesnt exist is 'hot' ?

Ummm

Ok

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 03:55 PM
i bet that chick is hotter than Katipan

and a more giving lover

Katipan
10-21-2014, 03:59 PM
i bet that chick is hotter than Katipan

and a more giving lover

My mother would tell you that good asians never get tired.
I'm only half so I get bored.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 04:03 PM
My mother would tell you that good asians never get tired.
I'm only half so I get bored.

your mother and my mother should get together and play bunco

my mom refuses to stop working

ever

ghak99
10-21-2014, 04:07 PM
NSFW

Labia Chart


Row 3 , Labia #4 looks.....interesting.....bling bling



http://ameliabishop.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/panel-2.jpg


ROFL

Katipan
10-21-2014, 04:14 PM
ROFL

I think I've seen that labia before.

Yep. Google "external pussy piercings 8 rings" for the video.

Or don't.

vailpass
10-21-2014, 04:18 PM
It's not like the labia does anything. Maybe a mud flap? Seat cushion?

I'll not be graphic here but yes there is a function...

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 04:23 PM
Yep. Google "external pussy piercings 8 rings" for the video.


Oh hell yah

Im in

http://media.giphy.com/media/EiitMn2V1fod2/giphy.gif

Baby Lee
10-21-2014, 04:44 PM
So a modern labia would be shorn. An abstract labia would be pierced. An impressionist would cover it with a fig leaf, a transgender one pops at you and I'd like to think of mine as concept art.

And they do keep Pawnmower from falling in.

Meh, strap a broom across his ass.

Ming the Merciless
10-21-2014, 04:53 PM
Meh, strap a broom across his ass.

bingo

thats actually what i was thinking of!

not a popsicle stick, that must be a different insult...