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PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 10:05 AM
So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.

keg in kc
10-23-2014, 10:11 AM
I can't even remember my 18th birthday. Because I'm old. Not because I blacked out.

Kman34
10-23-2014, 10:17 AM
Wow you're just a puppy....Happy Birthday...Eat a great meal, get drunk. and get laid... No particular order to that list. LMAO

lcarus
10-23-2014, 10:17 AM
I can't remember what I did either. Let's see. I turned 18 in May of 2001. I honestly cannot remember. I think I was living in KC at the time...but it was right around the time I moved to Tulsa for a bit and then moved back to KC and then back to Tulsa. Really hazy. I'm sure I got lit...

vailpass
10-23-2014, 10:18 AM
HBD. Please note: you can no longer have sex with minors...

Discuss Thrower
10-23-2014, 10:19 AM
HBD. Please note: you can no longer have sex with minors...

Age of Consent varies from state to state.

Reerun_KC
10-23-2014, 10:21 AM
Wow you're just a puppy....Happy Birthday...Eat a great meal, get drunk. and get laid... No particular order to that list. LMAO


Probably should get out to the Stadiums, get really drunk and drive home...

Pretend its a Sunday after the game...

Go Chiefs!!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
10-23-2014, 10:22 AM
I turned 18 a year before you were born. I don't remember anymore.

kstater
10-23-2014, 10:24 AM
Kill yourself

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 10:32 AM
HBD. Please note: you can no longer have sex with minors...

Thanks for all the bday wishes guys! Doesn't matter lol the legal age of consent is 18 in California anyway

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 10:32 AM
Kill yourself

You seem nice.

Radar Chief
10-23-2014, 10:32 AM
When I turned 18 that was the drinking age so I went bar hopping with me friends.
Sorry that doesn't help much now days.

Scorp
10-23-2014, 10:35 AM
I have heard of a bar where 50 year old women give head and then leave. That seems nice.

DMAC
10-23-2014, 10:36 AM
Sell some shit and skip town for a few months.

CoMoChief
10-23-2014, 10:39 AM
Go to a strip club.

Have someone buy you beer and go back to a buddy's house to drink all night/morning.

seriously you can't do anything fun when you're 18 without getting into trouble.

21 is the best bday.

vailpass
10-23-2014, 10:42 AM
I have heard of a bar where 50 year old women give head and then leave. That seems nice.

That's disgusting...

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 10:46 AM
Go to a strip club.

Have someone buy you beer and go back to a buddy's house to drink all night/morning.

seriously you can't do anything fun when you're 18 without getting into trouble.

21 is the best bday.

San Diego is pretty close to the border. Not sure if I want to risk my life there though

cosmo20002
10-23-2014, 10:47 AM
So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.

Be sure to fill out and turn in your selective service card so you can be drafted, should the need arise.
And you can vote now, so that's fun.

kstater
10-23-2014, 10:49 AM
You seem nice.


Walk in to an aids tree

Katipan
10-23-2014, 10:50 AM
I smoked pot for the very first time and got a KC tattoo on my bikini line.

I suggest both for you.

temper11
10-23-2014, 10:53 AM
vote.

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 10:54 AM
I smoked pot for the very first time and got a KC tattoo on my bikini line.

I suggest both for you.

Not into tattoos tbh. And nah never again I'd rather drink than smoke, especially if I'm trying to not knock out at 9:30 pm

HoneyBadger
10-23-2014, 10:56 AM
Mods: why are we letting minors on here?

Katipan
10-23-2014, 10:56 AM
Not into tattoos tbh. And nah never again I'd rather drink than smoke, especially if I'm trying to not knock out at 9:30 pm

Aww

Then you're one of the ones that should vote.

Unless you care that I smoke.
Then just go to Tijuana.

:)

Eleazar
10-23-2014, 10:58 AM
I think I went to a Royals game and then to the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch. LMAO

Buehler445
10-23-2014, 11:00 AM
I turned 18 in 2001. Thanks for making me feel like an old bastard. Interestingly enough, I assumed your avatar was you creeping on young girls. Maybe it is you creeping on old guys.

I have the worst fucking birthday in the history of mankind. April 15th. Looks like it was a Sunday in 2001, so I probably unpacked all my shit from my track meet and wrote a check to send to the IRS and KDR for the fucking assreaming I got that year. It was a good one. First SE tax payment IIRC. Fuck taxes. Seriously. In the fucking face. Forever.

EDIT: And I think I did the Selective Service thing the next day. Don't forget to do that shit.

saphojunkie
10-23-2014, 11:01 AM
When I turned 18 my mom bought me a ton of beer. Because she thought 18 was the drinking age.

Radar Chief
10-23-2014, 11:05 AM
San Diego is pretty close to the border. Not sure if I want to risk my life there though

You don't want to go to a strip club that is just over the boarder anyway. Trust me, I was stationed in El Paso for a year.

Pitt Gorilla
10-23-2014, 11:05 AM
Your mom. Uh-oh.

Why Not?
10-23-2014, 11:06 AM
Buy some cigarettes. And some porn. Then do what you normally would do. Most birthdays from this point in are overrated so do whatever.

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 11:07 AM
I turned 18 in 2001. Thanks for making me feel like an old bastard. Interestingly enough, I assumed your avatar was you creeping on young girls. Maybe it is you creeping on old guys.

I have the worst ****ing birthday in the history of mankind. April 15th. Looks like it was a Sunday in 2001, so I probably unpacked all my shit from my track meet and wrote a check to send to the IRS and KDR for the ****ing assreaming I got that year. It was a good one. First SE tax payment IIRC. **** taxes. Seriously. In the ****ing face. Forever.

EDIT: And I think I did the Selective Service thing the next day. Don't forget to do that shit.
Nah it's a Game of Thrones pic LMAO dude you're not that old

L.A. Chieffan
10-23-2014, 11:07 AM
Let's see, 18th birthday...friends bachelor party, crazy horse in Vegas, fake ID....ya good stuff

Dayze
10-23-2014, 11:07 AM
Get a mouth hug from a 50 yr old milf.

Halfcan
10-23-2014, 11:13 AM
Happy B-day!!

Simply Red
10-23-2014, 11:44 AM
Go see an R movie brah.

Strongside
10-23-2014, 11:45 AM
Congrats on being old enough to die for your president but not old enough to drink a beer!

Strongside
10-23-2014, 11:47 AM
Dude that's sick my mom isn't even 50 yet. Now my 25 year old spanish teacher on the other hand... :evil:

That's the norm nowadays man. If you ain't boning a teacher at some point during your adolescent years, you are doing something wrong.

Bufkin
10-23-2014, 11:47 AM
For my 18th birthday, me and all of my brothers (7 of them) played soggy biscuit. If you need the rules and regulations, let me know. It's a relatively inexpensive game for all-male parties.

Rausch
10-23-2014, 11:48 AM
So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.

I bought a lottery ticket, pack of smokes, and a porn VHS.

Because I could...

Dayze
10-23-2014, 11:51 AM
That's disgusting...

LMAO

Perineum Ripper
10-23-2014, 11:56 AM
Happy birthday

On my 18th I went out with my ex wife..who was my girlfriend at the time..and her best friend..according to them they took me out got me blackout drunk then had their way with me..I don't remember a fucking thing..which is good because now I hate both with a passion

But happy birthday man..have fun

ClevelandBronco
10-23-2014, 11:58 AM
AIDS cake. Antifreeze frosting.

Dayze
10-23-2014, 12:02 PM
That's the best kind of frosting.

kepp
10-23-2014, 12:04 PM
Go out. Find a nice girl. Settle down.

blaise
10-23-2014, 12:05 PM
If you're 18 you should be doing something more fun than posting on a message board.

Graystoke
10-23-2014, 12:10 PM
I smoked pot for the very first time and got a KC tattoo on my bikini line.

I suggest both for you.

We need pics to verify the tattoo.

18th Birthday's are fun. Have a good time and remember...Not a Juvenile anymore.

Katipan
10-23-2014, 12:12 PM
We need pics to verify the tattoo.

18th Birthday's are fun. Have a good time and remember...Not a Juvenile anymore.

For you, anything. But I like a home to be out of the honeymoon stage before I wreck it.

Aren't you on day 2?

:D

Red Beans
10-23-2014, 12:14 PM
Wow you're just a puppy....Happy Birthday...Eat a great meal, get drunk. and get laid... No particular order to that list. LMAO

Drugs. You can't forget drugs.

PizzaDoughz
10-23-2014, 12:17 PM
Happy birthday

On my 18th I went out with my ex wife..who was my girlfriend at the time..and her best friend..according to them they took me out got me blackout drunk then had their way with me..I don't remember a ****ing thing..which is good because now I hate both with a passion

But happy birthday man..have fun

So they raped you? :p

rocknrolla
10-23-2014, 12:31 PM
Buy some cigarettes, huff some spray paint And some porn. Then do what you normally would do. Most birthdays from this point in are overrated so do whatever.

FYP

Graystoke
10-23-2014, 01:15 PM
For you, anything. But I like a home to be out of the honeymoon stage before I wreck it.

Aren't you on day 2?

:D

Actually day 5. Got so lucky with a great woman!

bdj23
10-23-2014, 01:28 PM
Score some coke

Katipan
10-23-2014, 01:28 PM
Score some coke

Thats going to be a let down until he can buy his own liquor too.

bdj23
10-23-2014, 01:29 PM
I went to a BYOB strip club, got a lap dance and left. I didn't drink when I was 18.

Katipan
10-23-2014, 01:31 PM
I went to a BYOB strip club, got a lap dance and left. I didn't drink when I was 18.

Ok, but the whole cocaine thing is better with alcohol.

vailpass
10-23-2014, 01:33 PM
Ok, but the whole cocaine thing is better with alcohol.

Yep. And you best have something to mellow the come-down too...

bdj23
10-23-2014, 01:35 PM
Ok, but the whole cocaine thing is better with alcohol.

I guess I should have included my second post in my original post. I hadn't tried cocaine when I was 18 either.

Oh, and I know that. Every time I've ever done coke I've been shit-housed drunk.

Perineum Ripper
10-23-2014, 02:37 PM
So they raped you? :p

Yes..I am a victim..I am a date rape statistic

Katipan
10-23-2014, 02:39 PM
Yes..I am a victim..I am a date rape statistic

Don't dress like a slut.

Rausch
10-23-2014, 02:41 PM
Don't dress like a slut.

Or pass out on your stomach...

chiefs1111
10-23-2014, 02:45 PM
So it's my 18th birthday today, what should I do this weekend to celebrate?
*Reading Everything*
Bonus points for telling me some stories of what you guys did.

Have a gay day with Clay?

tooge
10-23-2014, 02:48 PM
I went to the movies with a bunch of my buddies. We snuck in some rot gut whiskey (Keller I think), bought a shit ton of popcorn, got drunk, and got into a huge popcorn fight. The movie was Platoon.

Rausch
10-23-2014, 02:50 PM
Have a gay day with Clay?

NTTAWWT...

Easy 6
10-23-2014, 02:52 PM
18 and 21 are the only ones worth a crap, everything else is just "getting older".

Reerun_KC
10-23-2014, 02:56 PM
Have a gay day with Clay?


And spend the whole day listening to him beg you to put your junk in his trunk?

That dude likes more dick than an Aids festival....

Reerun_KC
10-23-2014, 02:57 PM
18 and 21 are the only ones worth a crap, everything else is just "getting older".


IDK, the things my wife did to me for my 40th will forever be etched in my mind...

Iconic
10-23-2014, 03:12 PM
I was really fat and was also struggling to get laid on my 18th... 21 was great though. Went to a massive warehouse rave with some friends, tried E, and ended up smashing this really attractive Swedish exchange student.

FlaChief58
10-23-2014, 03:25 PM
Red bull
Internet porn
tube socks
????
Profit

C3HIEF3S
10-23-2014, 04:24 PM
I feel you man I was a bit overweight until I started working out junior year and caring how I looked. Now I plan on joining a frat to get the full college experience, The girls at SDSU are top notch dude

Happy birthday!
Sounds like we are in similar situations. 17 here, freshman at Eastern Illinois University right now. Turn 18 in December.

Have a good one.

Hootie
10-23-2014, 04:24 PM
I honestly don't remember a second of my 18th birthday. Not one. And I'm only 29. I remember 19, 20, 21, but not 18. Weird.

Hootie
10-23-2014, 04:25 PM
Happy birthday!
Sounds like we are in similar situations. 17 here, freshman at Eastern Illinois University right now. Turn 18 in December.

Have a good one.
Hilarious. You ever go to any awesome, slutty house parties down there? Invite me to one...I'll buy you and everyone else alcohol

Boiled Chicken
10-23-2014, 04:35 PM
Happy birthday

On my 18th I went out with my ex wife..who was my girlfriend at the time..and her best friend..according to them they took me out got me blackout drunk then had their way with me..I don't remember a ****ing thing..which is good because now I hate both with a passion

But happy birthday man..have fun

Similar story. Two fat chicks got me black out drunk and took me to Bird Bridge. I remember making my brother pull splinters out of my ass the next day.

Iconic
10-23-2014, 04:42 PM
I feel you man I was a bit overweight until I started working out junior year and caring how I looked. Now I plan on joining a frat to get the full college experience, The girls at SDSU are top notch dude

I mean I don't think frats are necessary to get the college experience, but if that's what you want then do you. Just really depends on how your college works, in some it's all about greek life and they're the ones who facilitate the night life, but in others like UMCP pretty much everyone is hitting the bars at night.

SDSU sounds like fun though, must be a ton of diversity!

Buck
10-23-2014, 06:36 PM
I think I got drunk and had sex with a coworker, but I don't remember.

Hammock Parties
10-23-2014, 06:36 PM
get laid

Hammock Parties
10-23-2014, 06:37 PM
And spend the whole day listening to him beg you to put your junk in his trunk?

That dude likes more dick than an Aids festival....

This isn't funny. It's mean-spirited. Be nicer. I enjoy your posts when you're not being a psycho.

Reerun_KC
10-23-2014, 09:56 PM
This isn't funny. It's mean-spirited. Be nicer. I enjoy your posts when you're not being a psycho.
Its all in good fun broseph.

TLO
10-23-2014, 10:02 PM
My Black Bob o`metor is going off for some reason. I'm probably wrong though.

ThaVirus
10-23-2014, 10:38 PM
Hilarious. You ever go to any awesome, slutty house parties down there? Invite me to one...I'll buy you and everyone else alcohol


LMAO LMAO LMAO

Saccopoo
10-23-2014, 10:57 PM
Join the Marines.

listopencil
02-15-2015, 02:35 AM
Bump

milkman
02-15-2015, 06:20 AM
18 is still a child.

Go to Chuck E Cheese where all children belong.

BigMeatballDave
02-15-2015, 06:35 AM
18 is still a child.

Go to Chuck E Cheese where all children belong.

Damn. At least pick a place that has good pizza.

Bufkin
02-15-2015, 06:38 AM
Damn. At least pick a place that has good pizza.
Milkman beats off at Chuck E. Cheese.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2015, 08:17 AM
Be sure to fill out and turn in your selective service card so you can be drafted, should the need arise.
And you can vote now, so that's fun.

:facepalm:

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2015, 08:17 AM
18 is still a child.

Go to Chuck E Cheese where all children belong.

ROFL

Hootie
02-15-2015, 10:03 AM
I stopped going to Chuck E Cheese when they started stamping your hand with the kid you walked in with to make sure you matched when you left (blacklight bullshit)

what kind of dipshittery is that !?

milkman
02-15-2015, 10:09 AM
Milkman beats off at Chuck E. Cheese.

I wish I could remember what I said to you that got me so deep inside your head.