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Tribal Warfare
10-24-2014, 11:51 AM
Notre Dame WR Takes Cute Selfie In Bed With Porn Star Lisa Ann (http://deadspin.com/notre-dame-wr-takes-cute-selfie-in-bed-with-porn-star-l-1650151676?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NRPTkDDv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kh48b8sgbavrarqahndn.jpg

cabletech94
10-24-2014, 11:53 AM
first!!!!

(or maybe 2 billionth)

Eleazar
10-24-2014, 11:57 AM
Would not

Big Poppa Payne
10-24-2014, 11:59 AM
She looks tuuuurible

I'd still PIIHB though

BigRichard
10-24-2014, 12:15 PM
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.

ThaVirus
10-24-2014, 12:19 PM
There's no way in hell this chick doesn't have herpes and at least 16 different strains of HPV.

This really isn't a good look for a young guy anyway. I can't imagine this would help him bag other chicks.

Stewie
10-24-2014, 12:20 PM
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6237/6371733461_109753b5b0_z.jpg

Titty Meat
10-24-2014, 12:21 PM
I bet he can taste the cum when he eats her out

ModSocks
10-24-2014, 12:22 PM
That chick has had so many huge cocks in her ass that i doubt she can even feel it when shit falls out of her.

Mr. Laz
10-24-2014, 12:22 PM
SINNER!!!


kick him off the team, they weren't married

MTG#10
10-24-2014, 12:22 PM
Gross

The Franchise
10-24-2014, 12:23 PM
I bet he can taste the cum when he eats her out

Come on now....we all know they don't do that.

Bambi
10-24-2014, 12:24 PM
wel done son. He's a freshman too

MMXcalibur
10-24-2014, 12:24 PM
Honestly, I probably would not.

Prison Bitch
10-24-2014, 12:24 PM
I wonder if he took Ass-lingis from that beat up rag doll.


Oh she played "Serra Paylin". Ha ha ha! Get it guys, Serra like "Sarah"? That former vP candidate? Holy shit that is probably the most funniest thing in all of history!

Big Poppa Payne
10-24-2014, 12:25 PM
Because of his irresponsible actions 2 alter boys will end up getting fingered this afternoon by a catholic priest.

TLO
10-24-2014, 12:29 PM
Ehhh. No thanks.

Mr. Laz
10-24-2014, 12:30 PM
I bet he can taste the cum when he eats her out

dude is learning all sorts of stuff lately


ass play
cunnilingus


LMAO

thabear04
10-24-2014, 12:42 PM
Print em.

Dayze
10-24-2014, 12:44 PM
Come on now....we all know they don't do that.
LMAO
I see what you did there.

Pitt Gorilla
10-24-2014, 12:54 PM
Random college chick >>>>>>>>>> That.

bdj23
10-24-2014, 01:09 PM
Buncha god damned liars up in here.

Pushead2
10-24-2014, 01:12 PM
Random college chick >>>>>>>>>> That.

This - that looks like a fucking man.

KCUnited
10-24-2014, 01:14 PM
This - that looks like a fucking man.

I thought Michael Sam's icloud got hacked when I first opened the thread.

Swanman
10-24-2014, 01:16 PM
Come on now....we all know they don't do that.

NSFW language

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TcuA22pfAto" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Eleazar
10-24-2014, 01:18 PM
I thought Michael Sam's icloud got hacked when I first opened the thread.

ROFL

Pushead2
10-24-2014, 01:23 PM
I thought Michael Sam's icloud got hacked when I first opened the thread.

ROFL

Clyde Frog
10-24-2014, 01:30 PM
Would definately need to wrap up but still would and anyone who says thier 18 y/o self wouldn't jump at the chance to bang a porn star is lying to themselves.

Ming the Merciless
10-24-2014, 01:38 PM
http://www.lovely-quotes.com/wp-content/uploads/description-lisa-ann-2010-jpg-20140904100539-54083973b8259.jpg

CaliforniaChief
10-24-2014, 01:38 PM
Yuck. I hope he wore a golden dome.

Dayze
10-24-2014, 01:45 PM
"Don't worry about using a condom. I never use one and haven't got any of my young partners pregnant" / notre dame priest

Ming the Merciless
10-24-2014, 01:46 PM
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


omg yuck, is that her dildo?

I think you have to rent an 80-pound demo-hammer and mount that dildo ion the end of it

ive never seen such an industrial dildo attachment b4

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Lisa+Ann+Lisa+Ann+Ricks+Cabaret+OUdfZjKUIocl.jpg

Ming the Merciless
10-24-2014, 01:49 PM
http://memecreator.eu/media/created/zef1jh.jpg

penbrook
10-24-2014, 01:52 PM
Justin Brent deserves to be put in the hall of fame

penbrook
10-24-2014, 01:53 PM
If your a guy and don't know who lisa Ann is your definently gay.

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 01:53 PM
so...does regular news have this ? using it ?

cosmo20002
10-24-2014, 01:54 PM
Notre Dame WR Takes Cute Selfie In Bed With Porn Star Lisa Ann (http://deadspin.com/notre-dame-wr-takes-cute-selfie-in-bed-with-porn-star-l-1650151676?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NRPTkDDv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kh48b8sgbavrarqahndn.jpg

Where is this Lisa Ann? Is she next to the two dudes because I think she got cut out of the pic.

penbrook
10-24-2014, 01:55 PM
Lisa Ann is currently the #1 female pornstar in all of porn

This is from statistics not a personal standpoint

Reerun_KC
10-24-2014, 02:00 PM
Would not touch....

notorious
10-24-2014, 02:01 PM
She was probably hot at one time, but not any more.

vailpass
10-24-2014, 02:03 PM
College kid banged a slut. Oh no!

keg in kc
10-24-2014, 02:03 PM
If your a guy and don't know who lisa Ann is your definently gay.Or you're somebody like me who for whatever reason likes "amateur" porn more than the pro stuff.

Braincase
10-24-2014, 02:06 PM
Now we know the answer to the question "Who's Nailin' Paylen?".

bdj23
10-24-2014, 02:08 PM
I'd rail that bitch seven ways to Sunday, then post on here bragging about it.

vailpass
10-24-2014, 02:10 PM
If your a guy and don't know who lisa Ann is your definently gay.

No fucking idea who she is. But I guess you're right since I'm a lesbian...

Dayze
10-24-2014, 02:17 PM
I would rail Lisa Ann.

penbrook
10-24-2014, 02:19 PM
I would rail Lisa Ann.

This

CoMoChief
10-24-2014, 02:25 PM
I applaud this man....hopefully he wrapped it up.

CoMoChief
10-24-2014, 02:26 PM
I would rail Lisa Ann.

This

Those who say they wouldn't are lying

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 02:41 PM
so...the larger picture is he was in new York in the middle of the week in a school year/football season and he's 18..

basically theres no such thing as a student athlete. The college game is just as corrupt.
he don't be goin' to no classes...

but Jameis should have made that obvious to some of you by now

Easy 6
10-24-2014, 02:49 PM
Looks like Mickey Rourke has slimmed down some.

Al Bundy
10-24-2014, 02:53 PM
Her vagina probably looks like a windsock.

Red Dawg
10-24-2014, 02:58 PM
I see trouble for him. The Fighting Irish alumni will have his ass for this.

Buehler445
10-24-2014, 03:01 PM
Random college chick >>>>>>>>>> That.

This. At least at ESU. I'm guessing it wasn't the Mecca of hot chicks.

booger
10-24-2014, 03:03 PM
They done pissed off the pope

MahiMike
10-24-2014, 03:04 PM
I'll bet she's not even Iriish!

kcxiv
10-24-2014, 03:04 PM
like i posted on deadspin. Have fun Young Fella.

Just Passin' By
10-24-2014, 03:05 PM
I would rather read a DeBerg thread than fuck that ugly ditch pig.

Pepe Silvia
10-24-2014, 03:12 PM
Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan.

Hey, that's good advice.

LoneWolf
10-24-2014, 03:23 PM
I see trouble for him. The Fighting Irish alumni will have his ass for this.

I know one who doesn't give a shit.

LoneWolf
10-24-2014, 03:26 PM
Her vagina is this wide.
http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/files/2012/09/notre-dame_touchdown-jesus2.jpg

penbrook
10-24-2014, 03:28 PM
so...the larger picture is he was in new York in the middle of the week in a school year/football season and he's 18..

basically theres no such thing as a student athlete. The college game is just as corrupt.
he don't be goin' to no classes...

but Jameis should have made that obvious to some of you by now

He's actually 23

J Diddy
10-24-2014, 03:33 PM
so...the larger picture is he was in new York in the middle of the week in a school year/football season and he's 18..

basically theres no such thing as a student athlete. The college game is just as corrupt.
he don't be goin' to no classes...

but Jameis should have made that obvious to some of you by now

Brilliant deduction!!!

Deberg_1990
10-24-2014, 03:34 PM
Which one is the girl?

LoneWolf
10-24-2014, 03:34 PM
so...the larger picture is he was in new York in the middle of the week in a school year/football season and he's 18..

basically theres no such thing as a student athlete. The college game is just as corrupt.
he don't be goin' to no classes...

but Jameis should have made that obvious to some of you by now

Notre Dame students are on mid-semester break this week and the football team doesn't play this weekend.

You are the dumbest fucking person I've ever encountered in real life or the Internet.

Just Passin' By
10-24-2014, 03:36 PM
Notre Dame students are on mid-semester break this week and the football team doesn't play this weekend.

You are the dumbest ****ing person I've ever encountered in real life or the Internet.

Life's too short to read ram29jackson posts.

a pp roach
10-24-2014, 03:36 PM
He's actually 23

http://cdn.stripersonline.com/9/9b/900x900px-LL-9bb28d6b_mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpeg

Coochie liquor
10-24-2014, 03:38 PM
Would definately need to wrap up but still would and anyone who says thier 18 y/o self wouldn't jump at the chance to bang a porn star is lying to themselves.

This! And I'm sure she looked much better when the alcohol was flowing!! I don't find that pic attractive at all, but
18 years old+female pornstar that wants to get down=get down with female pornstar..... But not go down on pornstar

hometeam
10-24-2014, 03:39 PM
This bitch looks like a rough jennifer garner

Katipan
10-24-2014, 03:41 PM
This! And I'm sure she looked much better when the alcohol was flowing!! I don't find that pic attractive at all, but
18 years old+female pornstar that wants to get down=get down with female pornstar..... But not go down on pornstar

So fucking weird.
Either she's gross or she's not.

Crossing off sexual deeds because the girl you're doing is TOO GROSS is a good sign to go college bar hopping with Hootie.

Halfcan
10-24-2014, 03:42 PM
Never heard of either one of these idiots. Why is this the biggest story in the world right now-who the fuck cares?

Katipan
10-24-2014, 03:43 PM
Its cum. You guys think you HAVEN'T tasted cum in your lives? Ever?
Please.

At least this girl is used to a douching routine.

CaliforniaChief
10-24-2014, 03:44 PM
LMAO

penbrook
10-24-2014, 03:44 PM
Never heard of either one of these idiots. Why is this the biggest story in the world right now-who the **** cares?

She's the #1 female pornstar in all of porn

keg in kc
10-24-2014, 03:46 PM
It would be even more hilarious if it came out that she was hired as an "escort" for the night by an alumnus.

KCUnited
10-24-2014, 03:46 PM
I see Van Damme is sporting a mullet again.

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 03:47 PM
Notre Dame students are on mid-semester break this week and the football team doesn't play this weekend.

You are the dumbest ****ing person I've ever encountered in real life or the Internet.

break or no break, I'm still right. You people have no clue college games are just as staged

2 Mississippi schools are in the top 4 and undefeated while week 6 saw all the top schools fall.

who is on the selection playoff committee ? Archie Manning.

when was Mississippi ever this relevant ? 1962 maybe ?

I don't remember insulting you. God bless you,please stop with the insults.

with all due respect, I am one of the smartest people here and I know it.

vailpass
10-24-2014, 03:47 PM
Its cum. You guys think you HAVEN'T tasted cum in your lives? Ever?
Please.

At least this girl is used to a douching routine.

Wait. What? Tasted a salt shake?

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 03:48 PM
She's the #1 female pornstar in all of porn

basically the american redneck queen.

I prefer Asian and Asian mixed women

penbrook
10-24-2014, 03:49 PM
basically the american redneck queen.

I prefer Asian and Asian mixed women

So like Asa Akira

LoneWolf
10-24-2014, 03:51 PM
break or no break, I'm still right. You people have no clue college games are just as staged

2 Mississippi schools are in the top 4 and undefeated while week 6 saw all the top schools fall.

who is on the selection playoff committee ? Archie Manning.

when was Mississippi ever this relevant ? 1962 maybe ?

I don't remember insulting you. God bless you,please stop with the insults.

with all due respect, I am one of the smartest people here and I know it.

Archie Manning is no longer on the committee.

I've taken Taco Bell shits that were more intelligent than you.

Katipan
10-24-2014, 03:52 PM
Wait. What? Tasted a salt shake?

A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 03:52 PM
He's actually 23

but I'm sure he has the mind of a 15 year old



wait...23 and a college freshman

.......LOL

I wonder how much booster money he pockets this year ?

notorious
10-24-2014, 03:53 PM
A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.

This reads like poetry.

LoneWolf
10-24-2014, 03:53 PM
It would be even more hilarious if it came out that she was hired as an "escort" for the night by an alumnus.

No one will ever find out. The escort service promised to Bill my credit card discreetly.

vailpass
10-24-2014, 03:55 PM
A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.

Point well taken on the pre cum. Though no kissing after the mouth finish. There are spare tooth brushes in the bath room...

SAUTO
10-24-2014, 03:56 PM
A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
I'm thinking it's the case it may be someone else's cum.

Katipan
10-24-2014, 03:56 PM
Point well taken on the pre cum. Though no kissing after the mouth finish. There are spare tooth brushes in the bath room...

I bring my own dammit.

notorious
10-24-2014, 03:58 PM
http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2014/07/02/996/n/1922283/ed20774720890e99_animatedcjJheR.fbshare/i/When-Kristin-Davis-Brushes-Her-Teeth-Toilet-Toothbrush.gif

Katipan
10-24-2014, 03:58 PM
I'm thinking it's the case it may be someone else's cum.

I agree that's the mental fuck. But it's a dumb fuck.

SAUTO
10-24-2014, 03:59 PM
Point well taken on the pre cum. Though no kissing after the mouth finish. There are spare tooth brushes in the bath room...

This. Mine has a permanent spot for hers in our bathroom though lol.

SAUTO
10-24-2014, 04:00 PM
I agree that's the mental fuck. But it's a dumb fuck.

I agree

vailpass
10-24-2014, 04:00 PM
I bring my own dammit.

:) that makes you special. But for the rest...

ModSocks
10-24-2014, 04:07 PM
Never lay down while jacking off with your dick pointed towards your face.

A lesson every young man must learn.

chiefzilla1501
10-24-2014, 04:10 PM
So, did he cum?

Katipan
10-24-2014, 04:13 PM
Never lay down while jacking off with your dick pointed towards your face.

A lesson every young man must learn.

This is my favorite post on CP, ever.

Easy 6
10-24-2014, 04:16 PM
She might look like Mickey Rourke with a hair dye job, but you cant call her shallow, she clearly isnt about the money banging some young college nobody... she's all about the ****ing.

+1, Mickey.

mikey23545
10-24-2014, 04:17 PM
This - that looks like a fucking man.



Exactly.

I was wondering at first if it was a gay porn star they were talking about...

Ewww....

hometeam
10-24-2014, 04:42 PM
break or no break, I'm still right. You people have no clue college games are just as staged

2 Mississippi schools are in the top 4 and undefeated while week 6 saw all the top schools fall.

who is on the selection playoff committee ? Archie Manning.

when was Mississippi ever this relevant ? 1962 maybe ?

I don't remember insulting you. God bless you,please stop with the insults.

with all due respect, I am one of the smartest people here and I know it.


God damn. You infect every thread with your stupid shit. Somebody ban this kid.

BigRedChief
10-24-2014, 04:54 PM
A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.Hot Damn thats a helluva post. Well done!:hail:

BigRedChief
10-24-2014, 04:57 PM
She might look like Mickey Rourke with a hair dye job, but you cant call her shallow, she clearly isnt about the money banging some young college nobody... she's all about the ****ing.

+1, Mickey.I call BS on this theory. She may be banging the guy for publicity. Porn Stars get publicity = more money. I'm sure she can find all the young in shape guys she wants to fuck her.

eDave
10-24-2014, 04:59 PM
She might look like Mickey Rourke with a hair dye job, but you cant call her shallow, she clearly isnt about the money banging some young college nobody... she's all about the ****ing.

+1, Mickey.

That poor kid is going to think it's love.

Direckshun
10-24-2014, 04:59 PM
Good for him.

Edit: And her.

vailpass
10-24-2014, 05:00 PM
This. Mine has a permanent spot for hers in our bathroom though lol.

You know your stuff...

Katipan
10-24-2014, 05:20 PM
You know your stuff...

He doesn't know where she keeps her toothbrush when she comes to my house.

OOOO.

dtrain
10-24-2014, 05:24 PM
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1768222066

This is what that young fella got last night. NSFW!!!!!

vailpass
10-24-2014, 05:25 PM
He doesn't know where she keeps her toothbrush when she comes to my house.

OOOO.

:) As long as she doesn't have to pick hairs out of her teeth. Nothing wrong with woman love...

Easy 6
10-24-2014, 05:35 PM
I call BS on this theory. She may be banging the guy for publicity. Porn Stars get publicity = more money. I'm sure she can find all the young in shape guys she wants to **** her.

True enough, her shacking up with some joe blow only enhances her fantasy factor for every other joe.

That poor kid is going to think it's love.

He'll be singing this tomorrow...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/xhrBDcQq2DM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Simply Red
10-24-2014, 05:38 PM
In most cases - if you have the cash - you can screw any of the active porn stars out there. Most double as call-girls.

I'd be terrified to bang one of them though. Most (I'd imagine) are really nasty and unclean.

TinyEvel
10-24-2014, 05:39 PM
She's the #1 female pornstar in all of porn

Just curious, what makes a woman the #1 female porn star in all of porn? Number of movies? Certain Skills? Dubious achievements? Because she just looks about the same as any other chicked-up chick.

Serious question.

a pp roach
10-24-2014, 05:58 PM
Just curious, what makes a woman the #1 female porn star in all of porn? Number of movies? Certain Skills? Dubious achievements? Because she just looks about the same as any other chicked-up chick.

Serious question.

Not sure about her but Lisa Sparxxx did a gangbang with 919 guys once. Fun fact.

notorious
10-24-2014, 06:06 PM
Wow.

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 06:09 PM
so...the American population prefers a woman with an hour glass figure that has an extra 25 minutes on it ?


no wonder I'm intellectually superior to the average beer chugging fat American.

Easy 6
10-24-2014, 06:13 PM
Just curious, what makes a woman the #1 female porn star in all of porn? Number of movies? Certain Skills? Dubious achievements? Because she just looks about the same as any other chicked-up chick.

Serious question.

Its for "Most Bareback Scenes Without Contracting an STD".

Its all luck of the draw really, but they're proud of it nonetheless.

Katipan
10-24-2014, 06:14 PM
so...the American population prefers a woman with an hour glass figure that has an extra 25 minutes on it ?


no wonder I'm intellectually superior to the average beer chugging fat American.

If you're really all that curious there is another porn star thread that shows such a dramatic array of women being "ideal" that I almost want my daughter to read it. Almost. There's also a Would you Thread out there that shows that the men here will do just about anything.

But you'll have to stretch your intellectual superiority to find them.

Crying Ramtard
10-24-2014, 06:17 PM
If you're really all that curious there is another porn star thread that shows such a dramatic array of women being "ideal" that I almost want my daughter to read it. Almost. There's also a Would you Thread out there that shows that the men here will do just about anything.

But you'll have to stretch your intellectual superiority to find them.

but she is still considered a majority favorite

Katipan
10-24-2014, 06:22 PM
but she is still considered a majority favorite

That's like saying we all enjoyed Argo.

Demonpenz
10-24-2014, 06:54 PM
The girls at notre dame are ugly.

Dave Lane
10-24-2014, 09:39 PM
I bet he can taste the cum when he kisses her

FYP

Psyko Tek
10-24-2014, 09:41 PM
starter at a "major" college and the best he can pull is a "milf" porn start
shouldn't he be getting double teamed by 18 year olds for Kappa kappa banga?

Iowanian
10-24-2014, 09:46 PM
Is he scrogging Chyna from WWF?

Psyko Tek
10-24-2014, 11:39 PM
so...the larger picture is he was in new York in the middle of the week in a school year/football season and he's 18..

basically theres no such thing as a student athlete. The college game is just as corrupt.
he don't be goin' to no classes...

but Jameis should have made that obvious to some of you by now

this IS news
glad you came along to tell us FACTS

now can you tell me where the Titanic is
or who shot JR
maybe find those WMD's in Iraq
or other current topics

fucking' N00b

BigRedChief
10-24-2014, 11:40 PM
Not sure about her but Lisa Sparxxx did a gangbang with 919 guys once. Fun fact.How is that even possible? Wouldn't she be to sore to continue by say the 356th dick?

ThaVirus
10-25-2014, 12:52 AM
Not if they're all hung like Clay

58-4ever
10-25-2014, 07:04 AM
Not if they're all hung like Clay

You're getting those PMs too? I thought I was the only one! :eek:

Gravedigger
10-25-2014, 09:05 AM
Get tested my man. I've never seen a cock disappear into a porn stars ass faster than when it happens to Lisa Ann.

CoMoChief
10-25-2014, 09:58 AM
Anyone see her take this Mandingo dude's dong?

It's literally as long as my arm....my whole arm....and Lisa Ann's pussy just eats up the whole entire thing. I just don't see how she's able to do that.

Just "Bing" Lisa Ann Mandingo on the videos tab and take off the search filter and watch 5 min of her just getting slammed literally by godzilla cock.

Pepe Silvia
10-25-2014, 12:53 PM
This thread is dirty. I like it.

Valiant
10-25-2014, 01:14 PM
And some of the people on this thread.. Forgot how everyone has supermodel wives. Shit, I thought everyone had 12" plus dicks on CP, they should know how women can take them easily. If you are saying LisaAnn is ugly or a man, I think it should be required for you to post a picture of your wife.


As for stds, they test like crazy and most do not have sex without their partners being tested also for their normal life.


The thing I wonder is if ND is going to kick him off the team for it.

ThaVirus
10-25-2014, 01:45 PM
Internet says the average peepee is 5.5 inches.

Ming the Merciless
10-25-2014, 01:54 PM
I think she is pretty ugly...what the hell happened to the 'Palin' look...

she looks like chyna now

Direckshun
10-25-2014, 02:20 PM
I think she is pretty ugly...what the hell happened to the 'Palin' look...

It's like people don't stay as attractive as they age!

I mean

WHAT

is the DEAL

with THAT

vailpass
10-25-2014, 02:51 PM
Anyone see her take this Mandingo dude's dong?

It's literally as long as my arm....my whole arm....and Lisa Ann's pussy just eats up the whole entire thing. I just don't see how she's able to do that.

Just "Bing" Lisa Ann Mandingo on the videos tab and take off the search filter and watch 5 min of her just getting slammed literally by godzilla cock.

Yeah that's just what I want to spend 5 minutes watching...

kcxiv
10-25-2014, 05:45 PM
Anyone see her take this Mandingo dude's dong?

It's literally as long as my arm....my whole arm....and Lisa Ann's pussy just eats up the whole entire thing. I just don't see how she's able to do that.

Just "Bing" Lisa Ann Mandingo on the videos tab and take off the search filter and watch 5 min of her just getting slammed literally by godzilla cock.

a baby's fucking head gets pushed out a pussy, as huge as mandigo is, its not even close to the thickness of a babies head. lol well maybe! lol

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-25-2014, 05:50 PM
She has gotten filler injections in her face, which no one should ever do. It makes the recipient look like a bloated cat. Shame, because she had naturally pretty facial features before having a butcher operate on her.

xztop123
10-25-2014, 05:55 PM
Shes hideous.

Her jaw is on the wrong side of the sexual dimorphic spectrum.

xztop123
10-25-2014, 05:55 PM
I never understood women wanting crimson chins.

Angelina Jolie got a chin implant when she looked so much better before

TimeForWasp
10-25-2014, 07:36 PM
Her vagina is this wide.
http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-football/files/2012/09/notre-dame_touchdown-jesus2.jpg

Sounds like a big stinky fish story. :)

Ming the Merciless
10-25-2014, 09:22 PM
It's like people don't stay as attractive as they age!

I mean

WHAT

is the DEAL

with THAT

lol it wasn't THAT ****ing long ago

my god it looks like she has been in every major conflict since then, and come out scarred

was she:

in the egyptiuan revolution blocking rubber bullets with her face?
Libyan revolution hiding in a cave being eaten by bugs?
Gazan conflict , and they used her face to dig tunnels?
Trapped on a hill with Yazidis, and ISIS gave her face 50 lashes for not converting to sunni islam?
Did the russians launch missiles off of HER FACE at the malaysian airlines jet?
did she have to service the entire ferguson riots with her pussy, both sides..cops , thugs and all....before getting FACE fucked by everyone in Ferguson....and the totality of the balls mashing against her face left her fugly?

It doesnt just look like a few years when by man...

It looks like her face represents all of the damage that her pussy has taken over these years

ThaVirus
10-25-2014, 09:51 PM
It looks like her face represents all of the damage that her pussy has taken over these years


LMAO LMAO LMAO

Like the porn version of Dorian Grey's picture.