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vailpass
10-30-2014, 01:27 AM
After 15 years she came to me tonight and said she's going back to Mexico. I've known and trusted this woman for a long time, she stayed with me after my divorce. Cooked, cleaned, close to my sons, been a doting unwanted/welcome mother. I'm fucking bummed and apprehensive about finding another. God speed Carmelita...

Why Not?
10-30-2014, 01:29 AM
After 15 years she came to me tonight and said she's going back to Mexico. I've known and trusted this woman for a long time, she stayed with me after my divorce. Cooked, cleaned, close to my sons, been a doting unwanted/welcome mother. I'm ****ing bummed and apprehensive about finding another. God speed Carmelita...

PM me dude. You live in AZ, right? I got a great one.

vailpass
10-30-2014, 01:34 AM
PM me dude. You live in AZ, right? I got a great one.

Sent.

Direckshun
10-30-2014, 01:39 AM
#firstworldproblems

vailpass
10-30-2014, 01:42 AM
#firstworldproblems

#suckmycock

Pushead2
10-30-2014, 01:44 AM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/228/703/first-world-problems-ii.jpg

Hope you find another

Discuss Thrower
10-30-2014, 01:45 AM
...... this cannot be a legitimate post...

Why Not?
10-30-2014, 01:45 AM
Sent.

Going to bed but I'll respond tomorrow for sure

vailpass
10-30-2014, 01:48 AM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/228/703/first-world-problems-ii.jpg

Hope you find another

It's like losing a family member. You don't find many people to take care of things, trust around your kids, etc. I'm bummed...

vailpass
10-30-2014, 01:53 AM
...... this cannot be a legitimate post...

I didn't say Geno Smith left me...

a pp roach
10-30-2014, 02:01 AM
Prayers sent

God bless

65TossPowerTrap
10-30-2014, 04:52 AM
She seems nice

Iconic
10-30-2014, 05:04 AM
Wow they need to have support groups for things like this... prayers go out to you OP, hope you can pull through.

Pablo
10-30-2014, 05:31 AM
LMAO

ur in my prayers.

MTG#10
10-30-2014, 06:02 AM
Did you ever hit it

Saulbadguy
10-30-2014, 06:05 AM
Devastating. I have no words.

Red Dawg
10-30-2014, 06:12 AM
Wow they need to have support groups for things like this... prayers go out to you OP, hope you can pull through.

Yeah. Where can I send my donation.

Chiefs42
10-30-2014, 06:19 AM
No...no...you buy lemon pledge.

Eleazar
10-30-2014, 06:51 AM
#suckmycock

No kidding. You're making a post about someone practically being a member of your family and a second mother to your kids, and Direkshun cries over your slave having to go back.

On the other hand, if your hamster died and you started a prayer thread, he'd be banned from it for trolling.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-30-2014, 07:15 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/gZIKbJziquk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rausch
10-30-2014, 07:20 AM
So write a letter Maria
Address it to Vailpass
Tell him I won't be coming home
I've gone to start a new life...

Katipan
10-30-2014, 07:46 AM
I don't have anyone in my life that can claim to have been there every day for 15 years. So that's gotta suck, babe. How cool for her that she can make choices like this tho. I doubt it was easy.

...

I'll do it. My cooking ranges from fantastic to meh depending on what it is. I can bake anything. But my real skills lay in cutting lines and the removal of body fluids out of fabric.

I'll love on your sons. How old are they?

xoxo

Donger
10-30-2014, 07:48 AM
That sucks. But you shouldn't have much of a problem finding a willing replacement. Hopefully that person is as good.

Katipan
10-30-2014, 07:48 AM
OH I AM

Donger
10-30-2014, 07:50 AM
OH I AM

You aren't Mexican. Do you speak Mexican?

UK_Chief
10-30-2014, 07:54 AM
He was so hitting that...

Katipan
10-30-2014, 07:55 AM
You aren't Mexican. Do you speak Mexican?

Look what having a Mexican did for him? She ditched him.

Better he understand the faithfulness of an Asian woman. hahaha Did I just say that?

Donger
10-30-2014, 07:56 AM
Look what having a Mexican did for him? She ditched him.

Better he understand the faithfulness of an Asian woman. hahaha Did I just say that?

Actually, my wife is looking for a housekeeper. I have my eyes on 16 year old Korean girl, but you might do.

Interested?

Iowanian
10-30-2014, 08:00 AM
Don't worry, Jeffrey will still take care of Carlton and the Fresh Prince.

Katipan
10-30-2014, 08:01 AM
Actually, my wife is looking for a housekeeper. I have my eyes on 16 year old Korean girl, but you might do.

Interested?

Yes but then I'd have to put my kids in public school. As much as I'd love to pour soapy water all over your Breckenridge floors and go sliding.

How about 15 years from now when your Korean ditches you? Maybe the wife too?

Donger
10-30-2014, 08:08 AM
Yes but then I'd have to put my kids in public school. As much as I'd love to pour soapy water all over your Breckenridge floors and go sliding.

How about 15 years from now when your Korean ditches you? Maybe the wife too?

Deal.

tooge
10-30-2014, 08:09 AM
She give head? to you I mean.

ping2000
10-30-2014, 08:24 AM
7-11 parking lots are full of housekeepers, painters and gardeners.

lcarus
10-30-2014, 08:43 AM
Do you want a butler? I'll be like Alfred Pennyworth if you want. Master vailpass, sir.

scho63
10-30-2014, 08:45 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't stop by recently did he? :hmmm:

Chief_For_Life58
10-30-2014, 08:58 AM
About Damn time atleast one went back to Mexico

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-30-2014, 09:59 AM
You aren't Mexican. Do you speak Mexican?

LMAO

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 10:18 AM
Old Mexican women do make the best caretakers though. My wife's mom works as a caretaker taking care of two elderly women....like 95-100 yrs old kinda elderly. When ever she comes to visit us she cooks us dinner, washes our clothes, cleans the kitchen etc.

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 10:19 AM
LMAO

Why is that funny? You do realize Mexican and Spanish aren't the same thing, right?

Dayze
10-30-2014, 10:19 AM
I bet you were in love. Like Fred Flintstone was with Lolobrigida.

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 10:20 AM
About Damn time atleast one went back to Mexico

Why do you assume she's SUPPOSE to go back to Mexico?

gblowfish
10-30-2014, 10:39 AM
Did you offer her a raise?

loochy
10-30-2014, 10:42 AM
She was jealous of that old broad that you got with in the parking lot.

Hoover
10-30-2014, 10:43 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tbsr6Vp31rxmzhio1_r1_400.jpg

"I lost a yard boy to Mexico once..."

Discuss Thrower
10-30-2014, 10:44 AM
"If you like your housekeeper, you can keep her."

#JustObamaThings

loochy
10-30-2014, 10:47 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-AuAyKwCziY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

vailpass
10-30-2014, 11:01 AM
I don't have anyone in my life that can claim to have been there every day for 15 years. So that's gotta suck, babe. How cool for her that she can make choices like this tho. I doubt it was easy.

...

I'll do it. My cooking ranges from fantastic to meh depending on what it is. I can bake anything. But my real skills lay in cutting lines and the removal of body fluids out of fabric.

I'll love on your sons. How old are they?

xoxo

Done...

Otter
10-30-2014, 11:05 AM
Done...

Wait, wait, wait!!!

What's going on here and why am I jealous? Katipan you told me you would PM when in Colorado!!!

Reerun_KC
10-30-2014, 11:12 AM
I didn't say Geno Smith left me...

Well played

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 11:18 AM
Wait...Katipan...im confused. Are you Black or Asian? Or Blasian?

Reerun_KC
10-30-2014, 11:19 AM
Why do you assume she's SUPPOSE to go back to Mexico?


There are plenty here where I am at in Mexico...

Strange how this works...

vailpass
10-30-2014, 11:21 AM
Wait...Katipan...im confused. Are you Black or Asian? Or Blasian?

Flip...

Reerun_KC
10-30-2014, 11:23 AM
Flip...


a Flipican?

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 11:23 AM
Flip...

This entire time time i thought she was black....

Dayze
10-30-2014, 11:24 AM
I thought she was jewish

vailpass
10-30-2014, 11:27 AM
This entire time time i thought she was black....

Doesn't matter, girl would be cool if she was green...

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 11:31 AM
Doesn't matter, girl would be cool if she was green...

No doubt.

Otter
10-30-2014, 11:37 AM
Wait...Katipan...im confused. Are you Black or Asian? Or Blasian? I thought she was a club footed, eskimo midget with an appetite sea snails. Not sure if I'm any longer interested if that's not the case.

J Diddy
10-30-2014, 11:39 AM
Go after the housekeeper from Family Guy. Just be prepared to hear a lot of "no."

Bowser
10-30-2014, 11:43 AM
Well, if your friend's friend the escort ever has a slow month, you can offer her a backup plan.

Bowser
10-30-2014, 11:43 AM
And I thought Katipan was another Kotter mult.

Discuss Thrower
10-30-2014, 12:04 PM
And I thought Katipan was another Kotter mult.

Yeah. Well you're a Mr Blonde mult

Katipan
10-30-2014, 12:13 PM
So much love. <3

Filipino = Japanese Wetback

ModSocks
10-30-2014, 12:14 PM
Filipino = Japanese person of Hispanic heritage

Pretty much lol

Donger
10-30-2014, 12:14 PM
So much love. <3

Filipino = Japanese person of Hispanic heritage

Can I show them the picture?

Katipan
10-30-2014, 12:16 PM
Can I show them the picture?

No way, I'm digging being a sistah.

Donger
10-30-2014, 12:16 PM
No way, I'm digging being a sistah.

I don't know what that means.

Donger
10-30-2014, 12:17 PM
Oh, nevermind.

Reerun_KC
10-30-2014, 12:17 PM
No way, I'm digging being a sistah.


White Chocolate?

Jimmya
10-30-2014, 12:19 PM
I feel the same way about our long time baby sitter. She's a blessing & also from Mexico.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-30-2014, 12:23 PM
So much love. <3

Filipino = Japanese Wetback

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
10-30-2014, 12:24 PM
So much love. <3

Filipino = Japanese Wetback

This line is A LOT funnier when the filters are turned off.

Dayze
10-30-2014, 12:24 PM
the Vailpass household won't be the same without her.
http://epguides.com/DiffrentStrokes/cast.jpg

vailpass
10-30-2014, 12:28 PM
the Vailpass household won't be the same without her.
http://epguides.com/DiffrentStrokes/cast.jpg

:) whachoo talkin' 'bout Dayze?

Donger
10-30-2014, 12:31 PM
I feel the same way about our long time baby sitter. She's a blessing & also from Mexico.

Is she legal?

Donger
10-30-2014, 12:32 PM
This line is A LOT funnier when the filters are turned off.

Jetpack?

ptlyon
10-30-2014, 12:34 PM
Is she legal?

Barely legal?

Dayze
10-30-2014, 12:35 PM
all kidding aside, my buddy hired a housekeeper (i 'think' that's what I would categorize her as); she comes over like twice a week and dusts, vacuums, and does dishes. Very basic etc.

he's not a rich guy by any means, but after his divorce he didn't want to mess with it. If I remember correctly, the cost sounded reasonable to me. I want to say less than $100/month (though I could be wrong). he loves it.

eDave
10-30-2014, 12:41 PM
In Phoenix, I've got a good one too. She gets me pot too. She's in Scottsdale.

PM me if interested.

Dayze
10-30-2014, 12:44 PM
I've got a good one too. She gets me pot too.

PM me if interested.

nice try Copper.

thabear04
10-30-2014, 01:25 PM
http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED27/51ffab8cc121f.jpeg

BucEyedPea
10-30-2014, 01:58 PM
When I saw houskeeper in the headline, I thought you meant your wife until I read the first post.

NewChief
10-30-2014, 02:03 PM
all kidding aside, my buddy hired a housekeeper (i 'think' that's what I would categorize her as); she comes over like twice a week and dusts, vacuums, and does dishes. Very basic etc.

he's not a rich guy by any means, but after his divorce he didn't want to mess with it. If I remember correctly, the cost sounded reasonable to me. I want to say less than $100/month (though I could be wrong). he loves it.

If it's less than $100 a month, twice a week, and he lives in anything other than a closet, he's getting a hell of a deal.

Ours is $60 every time she comes. She only does half the house as well (she rotates and does the other half on the next visit).

cmh6476
10-30-2014, 02:07 PM
I think I've read all these responses and still don't know if you have told us whether or not you were hitting it

vailpass
10-30-2014, 02:08 PM
I think I've read all these responses and still don't know if you have told us whether or not you were hitting it

Not worthy of a response.

BucEyedPea
10-30-2014, 02:10 PM
If it's less than $100 a month, twice a week, and he lives in anything other than a closet, he's getting a hell of a deal.

Ours is $60 every time she comes. She only does half the house as well (she rotates and does the other half on the next visit).

Pretty much!

ptlyon
10-30-2014, 02:11 PM
Not worthy of a response.

:titus:

tooge
10-30-2014, 02:12 PM
I think I've read all these responses and still don't know if you have told us whether or not you were hitting it

I think it pretty much goes without saying.




















Of course he was.

Dayze
10-30-2014, 02:13 PM
If it's less than $100 a month, twice a week, and he lives in anything other than a closet, he's getting a hell of a deal.

Ours is $60 every time she comes. She only does half the house as well (she rotates and does the other half on the next visit).

it might not be $100; but it's somethign very similar. I remember nearly shitting my pants (which maybe she could've helped with) when he told me how much it was, and I was shocked at how affordable it was.
shit, even $175/mo would be dang reasonable.

Discuss Thrower
10-30-2014, 02:19 PM
Nothing but love for the people of the Philippines.

Jeepneys and cock fighting for everyone.

Shoot, I tried everything I could do to earn honorary Pinoy status.