View Full Version : Life What Would You Do if Your Son Was at Home, Crying All Alone on the Bedroom Floor Cus'
he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?
What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!
ModSocks
10-31-2014, 12:34 PM
Get a job maybe?
Donger
10-31-2014, 12:34 PM
:spock:
ModSocks
10-31-2014, 12:35 PM
Rico, if you're selling your ass to make ends meet, i understand. But i can assure you that there are other avenues to make a dollar. You don't have to resort to gay prostitution.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 12:35 PM
You are a very disturbed individual, aren't you?
ModSocks
10-31-2014, 12:35 PM
Can someone please link a Hotline for Rico? I think he needs help.
You are a very disturbed individual, aren't you?
Haha. Jesus.
Steron
10-31-2014, 12:37 PM
:shake:
:spock:
You insensitive PRICK!!!
ModSocks
10-31-2014, 12:38 PM
Rico is trying to admit to us that he would suck some dick under the right circumstances and all you guys do is critisize?
ThaVirus
10-31-2014, 12:38 PM
For you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
Fire Me Boy!
10-31-2014, 12:38 PM
he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?
What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!
Can I give half of the money to Jim Jones and have him do it?
Discuss Thrower
10-31-2014, 12:38 PM
Her name was Lonnie, she went to junior high with me
Donger
10-31-2014, 12:38 PM
You insensitive PRICK!!!
Sure. I know that my first thought would be "I SHOULD POST ABOUT THIS ON CHIEFSPLANET!!"
Donger
10-31-2014, 12:40 PM
Rico is trying to admit to us that he would suck some dick under the right circumstances and all you guys do is critisize?
Are you saying that rico has a microscopic penis?
Rico, if you're selling your ass to make ends meet, i understand. But i can assure you that there are other avenues to make a dollar. You don't have to resort to gay prostitution.
But his Daddy's gone...somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now.
Steron
10-31-2014, 12:44 PM
Rico is trying to admit to us that he would suck some dick under the right circumstances and all you guys do is critisize?
NTTIAWWT
Jewish Rabbi
10-31-2014, 12:46 PM
Cuz for you this is just a good time but for me dis is what I call life.
Sure. I know that my first thought would be "I SHOULD POST ABOUT THIS ON CHIEFSPLANET!!"
Well, what would YOU do, Donger? Enlighten us (me).
Discuss Thrower
10-31-2014, 12:46 PM
Cuz for you this is just a good time but for me dis is what I call life.
mm-MMMM
Big Poppa Payne
10-31-2014, 12:48 PM
But his Daddy's gone...somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lockdown, I ain't got a job now.
What would I do? Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse cuz I wouldn't want my baby to go through what I went through.
lcarus
10-31-2014, 12:48 PM
You guys can criticize all you want. I applaud Rico for allowing his intestines to be stuffed with cock so his son's can be stuffed with food.
ThaVirus
10-31-2014, 12:49 PM
For you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
Cuz for you this is just a good time but for me dis is what I call life.
Q.
Bitch.
BigMeatballDave
10-31-2014, 12:50 PM
I'd go steal a Happy Meal.
Donger
10-31-2014, 12:51 PM
Well, what would YOU do, Donger? Enlighten us (me).
Get some food for my child.
Her name was Lonnie, she went to junior high with me
No. Her name...was RUSSELL.
Get some food for my child.
After sleeping with a man for a little bit of money?
Q.
Bitch.
You guys know wussup...glad I'm not the only one in this predicament.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 12:56 PM
Give the kid a fishing pole and tell him to go get his own dinner.
Discuss Thrower
10-31-2014, 12:56 PM
GIRL I KNOW IF MY MOTHER CAN DO IT BABY YOU CAN DO IT
Give the kid a fishing pole and tell him to go get his own dinner.
But what if a girl came through the gate, holding a fishing pole? And yer' daddy looked down and smiled and said, "we can't leave her behind?"
That little bitch might steal all the ****ing fish!!!!
I'd go steal a Happy Meal.
Yes...a Happy Meal may at least make things seem a bit better... because they are so happy. It may take your mind off of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money.
ThaVirus
10-31-2014, 01:06 PM
Take Jimmy Johnson! Take Tommy Thompson! Take my best friend Bo!
Are you saying that rico has a microscopic penis?
Maybe to Paul freaking Bunyon.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 01:09 PM
But what if a girl came through the gate, holding a fishing pole? And year' daddy looked down and skilled and said, "we can't leave her behind?"
That little bitch might steal all the ****ing fish!!!!
Or junior could get himself fish in more ways than one.
Take Jimmy Johnson! Take Tommy Thompson! Take my best friend Bo!
Yes that's it...make them the ones who are blasted in the ass and then take all the money. In other words, become a MALE PROSTITUTE PIMP!!!!
Problem solved. Better get my pimp-slappin' hand ready.
Hootie
10-31-2014, 01:11 PM
Listen!
Or junior could get himself fish in more ways than one.
I personally find it disgusting when a woman's vag smells like tuna fish...but whatever floats Junior's boat. Hey maybe he could use that boat to go out on the water so that bitch can't take any of his fish!!!
Saccopoo
10-31-2014, 01:13 PM
he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?
What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!
We're just sleeping, right?
http://cdn.frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/michael-jackson.jpg
Listen!
You would just bend over and sit there and listen to the depressing sounds of being blasted in the ass for a little bit o' money? Well...sometimes I guess you have no other choice.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 01:17 PM
I personally find it disgusting when a woman's vag smells like tuna fish...but whatever floats Junior's boat. Hey maybe he could use that boat to go out on the water so that bitch can't take any of his fish!!!
But you'll contemplate man sex? Okay.
We're just sleeping, right?
http://cdn.frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/michael-jackson.jpg
Ohhh man...sleeping with his corpse would be disgusting and difficult to gain access to... but I wonder if you could sue him for at least a little bit o'money?
gblowfish
10-31-2014, 01:18 PM
Call Joe Buck and tell him your name is "Madison."
But you'll contemplate man sex? Okay.
LMAO... Jesus.
Call Joe Buck and tell him your name is "Madison."
Yeah... probably the most logical thing to do if you are a bum...in need of a little bit o' money.
gblowfish
10-31-2014, 01:23 PM
Dude, if you kid is hungry, wtf are you doing on the internet? Hock your laptop.
mm-MMMM
I like them French fried pertators.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0pkZdE1_h8M/hqdefault.jpg
Hootie
10-31-2014, 01:29 PM
One of the transitions in the song sounds like he says, "listen!" Hence, my post. That song came out when I was 15 or 16. Good memories.
Dude, if you kid is hungry, wtf are you doing on the internet? Hock your laptop.
My kids are at day care right now... I've been working 3rd shift this past month and a half (as you guys have probably figured by now) and have had a rough time with insomnia and waking up during the day after 2 hours of sleep, bored outta my gord (sp?)
alpha_omega
10-31-2014, 01:32 PM
Food stamps?
One of the transitions in the song sounds like he says, "listen!" Hence, my post. That song came out when I was 15 or 16. Good memories.
:), I knew what ya meant.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 01:33 PM
My kids are at day care right now... I've been working 3rd shift this past month and a half (as you guys have probably figured by now) and have had a rough time with insomnia and waking up during the day after 2 hours of sleep, bored outta my gord (sp?)
I am not a spelling nazi. You asked. Gourd.
Food stamps?
Daddy sold them all for half price so he could buy some rock.
I am not a spelling nazi. You asked. Gourd.
Fantastic...now I know how to spell it. Thank you, Raiderhader!
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 01:35 PM
Fantastic...now I know how to spell it. Thank you, Raiderhader!
Don't mention it. Happy to have helped.
scho63
10-31-2014, 01:53 PM
"Less Than Zero"
Easy 6
10-31-2014, 02:04 PM
This thread wtf?
LMAO
Rico, I'm sure theres a food bank in your town, go find it... please, not just for your son, but for you.
ChiefRocka
10-31-2014, 02:09 PM
What I call life.
cwhocares
10-31-2014, 02:21 PM
Food bank, homeless missions, food lines, sell blood, sell sperm, hock something... You keep saying his dad is smoking crack and has sold the food stamps. If the child is not yours, take his to child protective services. They can get him into a foster home until things can get straightened out.
Food bank, homeless missions, food lines, sell blood, sell sperm, hock something... You keep saying his dad is smoking crack and has sold the food stamps. If the child is not yours, take his to child protective services. They can get him into a foster home until things can get straightened out.
This is an excellent suggestion!!! I'll get on that RIGHT MEOW!!!!
Bwana
10-31-2014, 03:17 PM
What in the fuck?
This thread wtf?
LMAO
Rico, I'm sure theres a food bank in your town, go find it... please, not just for your son, but for you.
They do! It's called the food pantry! Too bad these bungholes in a pile of student loan debt have already ramsacked it!
(I've actually thought about doing this as well. Hell, everyone else that I know in town who is in student loan debt is doing it. With my 120k of student loan debt, I wouldn't feel the least bit ashamed of hitting this food pantry).
BTW, that's why I'm in this current unfortunate predicament....it's because of my student loan debt (along with daddy doing rock now).
Sandy Vagina
10-31-2014, 03:21 PM
In this scenario, I would pretend to go along with dude back to his place... beat the snot out of him.. take his valuables... then go feed my kid.
Right after that? I'm getting my sorry ass a job. If a person wants to be a broke shit-sack, that's on him. But if he has a kid depending on him? **** that... get a ****ing job.
In this scenario, I would pretend to go along with dude back to his place... beat the snot out of him.. take his valuables... then go feed my kid.
Right after that? I'm getting my sorry ass a job. If a person wants to be a broke shit-sack, that's on him. But if he has a kid depending on him? **** that... get a ****ing job.
Hmmm... pretty cool plan, IMO.
Iconic
10-31-2014, 03:29 PM
Her name was Lonnie, she went to junior high with me
She ran away from home so her daddy couldn't rape her.
-King-
10-31-2014, 03:34 PM
Rico, you aint the one with a baby
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
RealSNR
10-31-2014, 03:34 PM
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FlaChief58
10-31-2014, 03:39 PM
Are there cheesy potatoes involved? I'm asking for a friend
Ebolapox
10-31-2014, 03:44 PM
Rico, you aint the one with a baby
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
every day I wake up hoping to die
(/Rico)
Are there cheesy potatoes involved? I'm asking for a friend
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/16/63/b5166346dbaa97e39b12c4c7b2a66cb1.jpg
Rico, you aint the one with a baby
That's no excuse to be living all crazy
http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Music/75/8e/d1/mzi.cekssdjr.227x170-99.jpg
I think about the baby before I start actin' all crazy.
Easy 6
10-31-2014, 03:58 PM
They do! It's called the food pantry! Too bad these bungholes in a pile of student loan debt have already ramsacked it!
(I've actually thought about doing this as well. Hell, everyone else that I know in town who is in student loan debt is doing it. With my 120k of student loan debt, I wouldn't feel the least bit ashamed of hitting this food pantry).
BTW, that's why I'm in this current unfortunate predicament....it's because of my student loan debt (along with daddy doing rock now).
I knew the sell your ass part was a joke, but hell yeah, if this is a real situation and you are doing all you can to find work then I'd already have been down there demanding some damn food.
Shit, I'd take my pride and bury it in the back yard right before I went around to the neighbors asking for help before I let my kids go hungry... whatever it takes.
What in the ****?
I believe this would be a common response to being in the situation. You ain't alone, my homeslice. I'm sure plenty of fools in this situation would be pretty shocked, much like you would be if you were in the situation and they'd be all like, "what in the fuck?" It'd be shocking for shezee, mah Rashaan Shehee. I bet you'd especially be shocked if the man you slept with took things too far and slipped you the shocker.
Just Passin' By
10-31-2014, 04:04 PM
he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a MAN for a little bit of money?
What would you ****ing DO?!!!?!?!
Seems like a good time for a post-birth abortion
every day I wake up hoping to die
(/Rico)
Can you blame me? I mean surriously, for realzies. What would YOU do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cus' he's hungry. And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? If you have any better suggestions, please enlighten me.
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<3
Love Norm.
You definitely have a way of touching my heart. No homo or anything....unless of course, you are willing to give me a little bit of money.
Ming the Merciless
10-31-2014, 04:44 PM
rico is very sensual and sexy
he can finish giving a blowjob in about half of the time a normal cross dresser can
cmh6476
10-31-2014, 04:48 PM
I don't think I understand this thread (through page 3)
rico is very sensual and sexy
he can finish giving a blowjob in about half of the time a normal cross dresser can
I would like to take this time to thank you for employing me. For if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have the opportunity to make a little bit of money to feed my kids.
Ming the Merciless
10-31-2014, 04:59 PM
If I had to be with a guy
I would choose rico 100%
I don't think I understand this thread (through page 3)
What's not to understand?
If I had to be with a guy
I would choose rico 100%
http://www.dallasvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Crystal-Waters-62.jpg
From back to the middle and around again, I'm gonna be there until the end, 100%. Pure love!
-King-
10-31-2014, 05:24 PM
What's not to understand?
There aint no justice there's just us
Bwana
10-31-2014, 05:30 PM
I believe this would be a common response to being in the situation. You ain't alone, my homeslice. I'm sure plenty of fools in this situation would be pretty shocked, much like you would be if you were in the situation and they'd be all like, "what in the ****?" It'd be shocking for shezee, mah Rashaan Shehee. I bet you'd especially be shocked if the man you slept with took things too far and slipped you the shocker.
Sure
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BWillie
10-31-2014, 05:35 PM
Thers literally no reason for ppl to starve in the US aside from mental illness. If you are doing it right, you can get at least 3 free meals a day by various shelters and churches, not even accounting for food stamps and other governmental aid.
There aint no justice there's just us
What happened to the meaning of in God we trust?
But that's besides the point. I belong to Pawnmower.
http://i.imgur.com/m8pGdj7.gif
I'M SOMEBODY'S BITCH!!!
Sure
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Simply Red
10-31-2014, 05:39 PM
double homicide + suicide. It's the only way.
RealSNR
10-31-2014, 05:39 PM
<3
Love Norm.
You definitely have a way of touching my heart. No homo or anything....unless of course, you are willing to give me a little bit of money.
I've got leftover pizza. Does that count?
Thers literally no reason for ppl to starve in the US aside from mental illness. If you are doing it right, you can get at least 3 free meals a day by various shelters and churches, not even accounting for food stamps and other governmental aid.
I'll take note of that. Thank you BWillie, you may have just saved my kid from starvation and me from gonorrhea, crabs, syphillis and AIDS.
BWillie
10-31-2014, 05:41 PM
I'll take note of that. Thank you BWillie, you may have just saved my kid from starvation and me from gonorrhea, crabs, syphillis and AIDS.
Watch out for Super Ebolaids, on trees.
I've got leftover pizza. Does that count?
YES!!!
Watch out for Super Ebolaids, on trees.
LMAO
lcarus
10-31-2014, 05:44 PM
Hey Rico guess what
Hey Rico guess what
Wussup?
lcarus
10-31-2014, 05:49 PM
Wussup?
Nothin much.
Nothin much.
Yeah same here. Well, about to be going out to the bar with my wife and friends for a costume thingy. I am The Undertaker.
Dave Lane
10-31-2014, 05:58 PM
Q.
Bitch.
Theres some real dumbasses in this thread :)
lcarus
10-31-2014, 05:59 PM
Yeah same here. Well, about to be going out to the bar with my wife and friends for a costume thingy. I am The Undertaker.
Right on. Sounds like a good time. I'm sittin here at home. Just got off work and I'm tryin to figure out what horror-themed movie or video game I wanna indulge in.
Right on. Sounds like a good time. I'm sittin here at home. Just got off work and I'm tryin to figure out what horror-themed movie or video game I wanna indulge in.
Wholesome goodness, mi amigo!
Theres some real dumbasses in this thread :)
Yeah...there really are.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 07:14 PM
Yeah same here. Well, about to be going out to the bar with my wife and friends for a costume thingy. I am The Undertaker.
Going to a bar while your kid lies on the floor crying from starvation? Shame shame.
listopencil
10-31-2014, 07:15 PM
Why all the focus on getting fucked in the ass? Can't a guy make ends meet by sucking some dick these days? Thanks Obama.
Raiderhater
10-31-2014, 07:23 PM
Why all the focus on getting fucked in the ass? Can't a guy make ends meet by sucking some dick these days? Thanks Obama.
LMAO
Direckshun
10-31-2014, 07:36 PM
I'd probably sleep with the man.
But keep in mind where I get my genes from.
Going to a bar while your kid lies on the floor crying from starvation? Shame shame.
Prioritization, baby.
I'd probably sleep with the man.
But keep in mind where I get my genes from.
Tell us something we don't know, Direckshun!
Direckshun
10-31-2014, 07:47 PM
Tell us something we don't know, Direckshun!
I'm wearing women's underwear.
I don't do it to be comfortable. I do it to feel sexy.
Kaepernick
10-31-2014, 08:03 PM
I would apply to be one of the 50 million Americans on food stamps.
I'm wearing women's underwear.
I don't do it to be comfortable. I do it to feel sexy.
Like I said, tell us something we don't know, Direckshun!
I would apply to be one of the 50 million Americans on food stamps.
Whoa dude. Keep it in D.C.
BTW, for anyone who cares (all of you, I'm sure). Won the individual AND group costume contest tonight. No joke. Money prize.
lcarus
11-01-2014, 12:35 AM
BTW, for anyone who cares (all of you, I'm sure). Won the individual AND group costume contest tonight. No joke. Money prize.
:clap:
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2014, 05:17 AM
That song is fucking powerful. Never heard it before. Rico just cultured my ass.
-King-
11-01-2014, 05:45 AM
That song is fucking powerful. Never heard it before. Rico just cultured my ass.
Listen to City High Anthem too.
Posted via Mobile Device
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2014, 06:18 AM
Listen to City High Anthem too.
Posted via Mobile Device
Thanks bruh. I'll check it out now. I'd never heard of these guys and that's shocking because I listen to all kinds of music.
Rausch
11-01-2014, 06:55 AM
Sounds like a lovely tune...
beach tribe
11-01-2014, 07:40 AM
I don't mind
taking head
from a man
to get my child fed
But I can't be
On the business end
Of a dude
Who likes to fuck men
All He wants is anal
And the food is cookin'
I want to feed my baby
But you must be jokin'
The kid's as good as dead
What the fuck were you smo ki iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'
He's goin' hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH)
He's goin Hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAH)
Iowanian
11-01-2014, 09:45 AM
Rico
If you're in that kind of trouble I will bring a box of spaghetti is and ramen.
If you just need the excuse well......
Discuss Thrower
11-01-2014, 10:18 AM
I don't mind
taking head
from a man
to get my child fed
But I can't be
On the business end
Of a dude
Who likes to fuck men
All He wants is anal
And the food is cookin'
I want to feed my baby
But you must be jokin'
The kid's as good as dead
What the fuck were you smo ki iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'
He's goin' hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH)
He's goin Hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAH)
Wait, what?
FlaChief58
11-01-2014, 10:25 AM
Rico
If you're in that kind of trouble I will bring a box of spaghetti is and ramen.
If you just need the excuse well......
Don't forget the protein shake ;)
Titty Meat
11-01-2014, 10:31 AM
CITY HIGH
Listen to City High Anthem too.
Posted via Mobile Device
Did you see that the homeboy from the band was on an episode of Intervention? He's like a crack head now or something. Went through all the $.
Rico
If you're in that kind of trouble I will bring a box of spaghetti is and ramen.
If you just need the excuse well......
Do I have to pay you gas money?
J Diddy
11-01-2014, 10:51 AM
Why all the focus on getting fucked in the ass? Can't a guy make ends meet by sucking some dick these days? Thanks Obama.
My butthole has no gag reflex.
Rausch
11-01-2014, 10:55 AM
I don't mind
taking head
from a man
to get my child fed
But I can't be
On the business end
Of a dude
Who likes to **** men
All He wants is anal
And the food is cookin'
I want to feed my baby
But you must be jokin'
The kid's as good as dead
What the **** were you smo ki iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'
He's goin' hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH)
He's goin Hungry (HE'S GOIN' HUNGRY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAH)
LMAO
I still find it lacking...
Rausch
11-01-2014, 10:56 AM
My butthole has no gag reflex.
:spock:
lcarus
11-01-2014, 11:13 AM
:spock:
LMAO
tooge
11-01-2014, 11:48 AM
U suck one dick and....,
U suck one dick and....,
http://peckedclean.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/picture221.png
That about sums it up for me.
Katipan
11-01-2014, 12:14 PM
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